Here's a cabbaging-inspired way to waste yet more time - Click on "random article" on Wikipedia and try to get to Magazine Monitor's entry just by clicking on links within the article. I started with Zimbabwe's women's rugby team and ended up going via Steve Redgrave. Is it just me that's this bored?
I reckon it looks more like the owner.
Mark, Wednesday's letters: Yes, it's all being sold at a silent auction (mimes putting coat on).
Chris Kenny, Southampton, England