Weekly Bonus Question

10:26 UK time, Friday, 1 May 2009

Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.

Each week the news quiz 7 days 7 questions will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.

Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS link below. And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.

This week's answer is DOUBLE-EDGED CHALICE. The real question will be added below on Friday afternoon.

UPDATE: The answer is that it's one commentator's description of the job Poet Laureate.

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1. At 10:33am on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
What phrase would never be uttered by a poet laureate?

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2. At 10:38am on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
How would you describe Dan Brown's novel "The Da Vinci Code"?

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3. At 10:42am on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
What should you use to protect yourself from a Poison'd Sword?

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4. At 10:51am on 01 May 2009, macgrew wrote:
What can't you use to cure hiccups?

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5. At 10:57am on 01 May 2009, chester_copperpott wrote:
Beverage Holder Quarterly this week announced that what innovation in drinking would be unveiled at Cup-O-Mania 2009?

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6. At 10:58am on 01 May 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
How could it be that the entire congregation get the flu but not the priest?

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7. At 11:00am on 01 May 2009, Beegle81 wrote:
What was the intermediate stage between the traditional cup fighters, 'single bladed tumbler' and the currently in design 'omnipotent muti-faceted grail'?

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8. At 11:01am on 01 May 2009, charlescragg wrote:
How did the present Pope cut his teeth as a young cleric?

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9. At 11:01am on 01 May 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
What is the only suitable drinking vessel to avoid contracting swine fever?

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10. At 11:02am on 01 May 2009, kevinjwoods wrote:
what was recently revealed to be used in the crusades to convert heathens, muslims, and anybody with bad teeth?

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11. At 11:04am on 01 May 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
A goblet that swings both ways?

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12. At 11:04am on 01 May 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
How could it be that the entire congregation got the flu but not the priest?

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13. At 11:05am on 01 May 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Meeting Boysie from Only Fools and Horses and finding he has a rapier-like wit?

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14. At 11:09am on 01 May 2009, mad_caesar wrote:
How did Judas Iscariot describe Mary Magdalen?

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15. At 11:11am on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
A mixed malapropism?

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16. At 11:11am on 01 May 2009, fabsec54 wrote:
Who will be the next Poet Laureate?

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17. At 11:11am on 01 May 2009, macgrew wrote:
If you have a base of radius Zcm and vertical radius of curvature of Dcm , with a semi-cylindrical stem produced by the rotation of the function f(x)=1/nX^n + X^t = t (where n and t are constants) around the x-axis, placed central on the base, and a hollow object of thickness Hcm, formed by the rotation around the x-axis of the positive values of the function klogex between 0 and t, (where k is a constant), and a quadratic function super-imposed on the edge of the logarithmic function for the whole rotation, what shape do you have?

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18. At 11:11am on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Mrs. Malaprop's Sword of Damocles?

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19. At 11:12am on 01 May 2009, bigdanprice wrote:
In what kind of vessel would you mix a metaphor?

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20. At 11:12am on 01 May 2009, jevans1987 wrote:
Jesus, not wearing his glasses, drank from what dinner?

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21. At 11:13am on 01 May 2009, macgrew wrote:
Addition; the quadratic function exists values of X between positive and negative 0.5. All units are in centimetres.

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22. At 11:13am on 01 May 2009, cuillinqueen wrote:
What was the original title for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?

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23. At 11:14am on 01 May 2009, Yeboye wrote:
Paul Gascoigne's ex-drinking cup??

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24. At 11:14am on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
What was Harry Potter's fourth adventure before her literary agent changed it?

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25. At 11:15am on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Sorry - please ignore my number 24

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26. At 11:15am on 01 May 2009, MildOblivion wrote:
How the poet laureate Job Is being described on the Press.

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27. At 11:16am on 01 May 2009, grantadams wrote:
after losing two votes in the commons, what should gordon brown fall on?

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28. At 11:17am on 01 May 2009, james4624 wrote:
How does Alan Shearer view his new job as Newcastle manager? (Or indeed how does any footballer view any challenge?)

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29. At 11:19am on 01 May 2009, lordBeddGelert wrote:
How would you describe being invited to vote with the Prime Minister to decrease your expenses ? Hmm.. Decisions, decisions..

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30. At 11:19am on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
What did the UK hand back to the US in Iraq this week?

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31. At 11:20am on 01 May 2009, kremlinko wrote:
What do nuns use to measure their breast size?

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32. At 11:21am on 01 May 2009, smartIgnoramus wrote:
What did Jonathan Aitken wish he had said, prior to his conviction?

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33. At 11:22am on 01 May 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
What was the artwork that didn't make the Turner Prize shortlist?

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34. At 11:22am on 01 May 2009, setaynivek wrote:
"accede delible dough " is an anagram of what completely unknown phrase

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35. At 11:23am on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
How did George Bush describe the legacy he left behind for Barack Obama?

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36. At 11:25am on 01 May 2009, CheshirePotatoHead wrote:
What would you drink from when eating double egg and chips with a two pronged fork

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37. At 11:27am on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Sword and saucery?

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38. At 11:28am on 01 May 2009, firstjohnsark wrote:
What is the new weapon of choice for the Popes Swiss guards?

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39. At 11:29am on 01 May 2009, JandyB wrote:
What do you call a drinking trough to which both swine and avian species have access to?

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40. At 11:29am on 01 May 2009, QuarterMoon wrote:
What phrase will Carol Ann Duffy be trying to rhyme after a challenge from her predecessor?

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41. At 11:30am on 01 May 2009, caroline-m wrote:
What is the ideal weapon to fend off a mugger in church?

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42. At 11:31am on 01 May 2009, ScottVernon wrote:
What is George Bush's latest verbal goof?

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43. At 11:33am on 01 May 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
What do hypocritical knights look forward to at the end of a long, hard day?

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44. At 11:34am on 01 May 2009, Therapeutic wrote:
Poet Laureate Application Form.

Q8: Complete the following verse:
My dearest friend Alice
Shows almost no malice
But likes to drink wine
from a ............

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45. At 11:34am on 01 May 2009, SubduedInsanity wrote:
What instrument gives the the most perfect round cookies, other than a cookie cutter, when used?

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46. At 11:36am on 01 May 2009, philjer wrote:
Being elected the next Prime Minister will be like drinking from a......?

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47. At 11:37am on 01 May 2009, ElectronicMale wrote:
What was the Vatican's response to the news that Tony Blair had converted to Catholicism?

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48. At 11:38am on 01 May 2009, eddshed wrote:
What is Peter Mandleson's favourite wineglass?

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49. At 11:39am on 01 May 2009, glynnbum wrote:
What line was scrapped, only to be replaced with "Alice, who the f*&% is Alice"?

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50. At 11:39am on 01 May 2009, Rory_Dee wrote:
err dock me points for predictability... but was it something about a Cameroonian election prospects.... sounds like a Boris-ism?

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51. At 11:40am on 01 May 2009, glynnbum wrote:
What was the working title for "Quantum of Solace"?

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52. At 11:41am on 01 May 2009, lestmak wrote:
Holy grail for sharp cocktails of mixed metaphors?

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53. At 11:41am on 01 May 2009, Ed Loach wrote:
Choosing between weekly and every lunchtime was likened to what?

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54. At 11:43am on 01 May 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Has the brew that is true?

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55. At 11:44am on 01 May 2009, crosseya1 wrote:
What did Andrew Motion liken the job of Poet Laureat to be?

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56. At 11:45am on 01 May 2009, DustinThyme wrote:
The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle is the brew that is true, what's in the palace ?

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57. At 11:46am on 01 May 2009, Newquizman wrote:
How did one magazine refer to the job of Poet Laureate?

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58. At 11:49am on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Speed communion?

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59. At 11:49am on 01 May 2009, Neville Neville, Neville & Neville, Central Defenders. Hear you need a hand, Fergie. wrote:
How did Boris Johnson describe his first year as London Mayor?

(I'm going to get hammered for predictability)

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60. At 11:51am on 01 May 2009, irwin_winterchest wrote:
What is being used to deter alcoholic priests from drinking?

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61. At 11:52am on 01 May 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
What do you call a cup that swings both ways?

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62. At 11:52am on 01 May 2009, HarveyReid wrote:
Gordon Brown is so two faced, what does he need to drink from?

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63. At 11:53am on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Your Holiness, what's it like to be a twin?

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64. At 11:58am on 01 May 2009, Vicky S wrote:
Name something you never knew you needed until Lakeland Plastics sent you their catalogue?

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65. At 11:59am on 01 May 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
How do you view your mother in law driving over a cliff in your new Jaguar?

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66. At 11:59am on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Drinketh from this cup and thou shalt be the richest man in all Christendom, but thou shalt also be married to Susan Boyle?

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67. At 12:00pm on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Alice in Switzerland?

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68. At 12:01pm on 01 May 2009, willowwillard wrote:
Isn't that a tube?

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69. At 12:03pm on 01 May 2009, matthewacoates wrote:
In addition to the news that the Whitehall cellar is stocked with £800k of wine and spirits, it has also been brought to light that the government has invested in several 'double-edged chalices' for the (many) two faced members of the government requiring more than the normal one edge to drink from.

One can understand the outrage of Liberal Democrat Mr.Foster, as he apparently has no expensive wines to his name, and has had to make do with a cheap lager all his life....

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70. At 12:03pm on 01 May 2009, rougeleo wrote:
Ant " what does DEC stand for? "

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71. At 12:04pm on 01 May 2009, CarltonBrown wrote:
Delivered in poetic style by Andrew Motion

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72. At 12:04pm on 01 May 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Winnie the Pooh in bed with a cold and wondering if he should call his best friend ?

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73. At 12:04pm on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Welsh singer Duffy accepting the post of Poet Laureate?

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74. At 12:04pm on 01 May 2009, jonathanmonkeybob wrote:
What is the name given to a drinking goblet or 'chalice' that (strangely) has two distinct sides, essentially forming a 'double edge'?

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75. At 12:04pm on 01 May 2009, michelleallison wrote:
What should Bovril be served in to prevent swine flu?

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76. At 12:05pm on 01 May 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Well Father O'Keefe, how do you feel about becoming a parent at 60?

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77. At 12:05pm on 01 May 2009, Kilsellagh wrote:
Harry Potter and the DOUBLE-EDGED CHALICE

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78. At 12:05pm on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Having a job and appearing on University Chalice?

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79. At 12:07pm on 01 May 2009, DaddyDoink wrote:
What tool would you need to win the apprentice?

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80. At 12:08pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
A certain South London football team insists on being known by which rather posh rhyming slang?

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81. At 12:08pm on 01 May 2009, DaddyDoink wrote:
In just a minute, talk about a Double Edged Chalice...

There are many types of Chalice - single, ditto edged, round, oval, ovaltine, coffee, double edged chalice - these are, ummmm *BUZZ*

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82. At 12:10pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
What was the murder weapon in Agatha Christie's Murder At The Vicarage?

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83. At 12:10pm on 01 May 2009, thefiance wrote:
What's harder to swallow than an evolving feast?

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84. At 12:11pm on 01 May 2009, Jedibenuk wrote:
Many a slip 'twixt cup and lip - and it slips most with what?

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85. At 12:11pm on 01 May 2009, bish10bish wrote:
So Mr Beckham, In 5 words describe your move to the LA Galaxy.

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86. At 12:12pm on 01 May 2009, alien-pimp wrote:
What is the Archbishop of Canterbury's weapon of choice when playing World of Warcraft?

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87. At 12:13pm on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
What does every self respecting alcoholic priest possess?

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88. At 12:13pm on 01 May 2009, Dhanoalot wrote:
Peter Andre and Jordan announce that she is pregnant, with a baby girl on the way.

Can you guess what they've decided to call her?

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89. At 12:16pm on 01 May 2009, Electric Dragon wrote:
Steven Spielberg's next film will be called "Indiana Jones And The..." what?

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90. At 12:17pm on 01 May 2009, embraboy wrote:
What is quite obviously the opposite of a poisoned sword?

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91. At 12:17pm on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
What's the recommended daily dose of communion wine?

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92. At 12:19pm on 01 May 2009, Eregol wrote:
What item is for fighting wine tasters only?

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93. At 12:20pm on 01 May 2009, m3dici wrote:
What will be Robert Langdon's signature gadget in the 'Da Vinci Code' sequel?

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94. At 12:21pm on 01 May 2009, Kaylie wrote:
What is an apt description of the Holy Grail?

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95. At 12:22pm on 01 May 2009, -Fitzy- wrote:
What phrase has been used to describe the post of 'Poet Laureate'?

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96. At 12:23pm on 01 May 2009, Colin Bunyan wrote:
how honesty is described in society being as it is poisoned?

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97. At 12:27pm on 01 May 2009, kewxxv wrote:
what name hase been given to the two-dimensional pest which has been ravaging tes plants in Assam?

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98. At 12:27pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
What's the latest must-have item for sale on the Supping Channel?

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99. At 12:28pm on 01 May 2009, John McCormick wrote:
Lucrezia Borgia made poisoned drinks look safe by drinking from what first?

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100. At 12:28pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
When Father Jack celebrated Mass...

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101. At 12:28pm on 01 May 2009, kewxxv wrote:
what name hase been given to the two-dimensional pest which has been ravaging TEA plants in Assam?

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102. At 12:29pm on 01 May 2009, duncangarfield wrote:
Gillette whizz-kids predict the end for single-edged chalice at latest product laucnh!

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103. At 12:29pm on 01 May 2009, Pharic22 wrote:
What is the name of the new car to be launched by Chrysler next week?

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104. At 12:29pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What to get for the two-fisted drinker who has everything?

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105. At 12:31pm on 01 May 2009, Phil Sears wrote:
Just when you thought we had heard the last of George Dubya - what is his latest malapropism?

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106. At 12:31pm on 01 May 2009, sumettodowifoxes wrote:
What is the only know cure for injuries sustained via a poisoned sword?

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107. At 12:31pm on 01 May 2009, PollySaxon wrote:
What is another name for a poisoned sword?

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108. At 12:31pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Easter offering from the Franklin Mint?

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109. At 12:31pm on 01 May 2009, Lordheber wrote:
When asked to comment on rumours of back-room moves to unseat Gordon Brown, how did John Prescott describe the coveted job of Prime Minister?

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110. At 12:33pm on 01 May 2009, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
What weaponry does the new "Ninja Jesus" action figure come with?

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111. At 12:33pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
Which Tarot card revealed all my past to me?

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112. At 12:33pm on 01 May 2009, dollydimple28 wrote:
How was the post of Poet Laureate described by commentators this week?

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113. At 12:35pm on 01 May 2009, PaulA2012 wrote:
Following the Twin Diffuser debate, what have the FIA announced this week will be presented to Lewis Hamilton for winning the 2008 F1 Driver's Championship

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114. At 12:36pm on 01 May 2009, EllipsisMan wrote:
What is a cabinet minister's drinking vessel of choice?

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115. At 12:38pm on 01 May 2009, tanfasticorange wrote:
Definition of an MP's housing allowance

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116. At 12:38pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Part of the secret initiation ceremony for Omega Theta Pi?

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117. At 12:39pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
How was the late Cyd Charisse admiringly known in China?

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118. At 12:39pm on 01 May 2009, paulmc_hfc wrote:
What really is Fat Boy Slim's 'Weapon of Choice' ?

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119. At 12:40pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What was recalled by the Vatican amid mass safety concerns?

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120. At 12:40pm on 01 May 2009, kevinbham01 wrote:
How did current Poet Laureate Andrew Motions describe the post before it was offered to Carol Anne Duffy?

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121. At 12:42pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
A gaming handle for a Crusaders online game?

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122. At 12:46pm on 01 May 2009, Eddie-george wrote:
What cryptic phrase did Judas offer the Holy Land papparazzi when describing his feelings about partaking in the first ever Communion?

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123. At 12:46pm on 01 May 2009, LostInCwmbran wrote:
What is the most expensive accommodation option at Butlins ?
Clue - the garden boasts not one but TWO privets.

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124. At 12:47pm on 01 May 2009, gordon_allison wrote:
How did George W Bush describe the job of President?

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125. At 12:47pm on 01 May 2009, Izzitme? wrote:
With what shall she drink her butt of sac?

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126. At 12:47pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
All the rage for a first and last drink?

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127. At 12:49pm on 01 May 2009, Izzitme? wrote:
With what shalt she drynketh her butt of sack

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128. At 12:50pm on 01 May 2009, hover88 wrote:
Chelsea facing Barcelona at home in the second leg of the Champion's League semi

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129. At 12:50pm on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
What has been awarded to MM for not adequately explaining the idea behind the WBQ?
;-)

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130. At 12:50pm on 01 May 2009, sg1scribe wrote:
What was the original title of the episode Morte D'Arthur from the BBC's Merlin Series?

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131. At 12:50pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What a Gemini might use to drink his wine?

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132. At 12:52pm on 01 May 2009, cynicalman wrote:
What is the name of the new prototype Popemobile?

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133. At 12:52pm on 01 May 2009, naturalsara wrote:
when you have taken candy from a baby, in what should you keep it?

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134. At 12:54pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...?

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135. At 12:54pm on 01 May 2009, 58today wrote:
What would you use to give the poet laureate a bloody lip?

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136. At 12:54pm on 01 May 2009, Le_Hugs wrote:
What is the Popes proposal to combat AIDS in Africa, as an alternative to Condoms?

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137. At 12:54pm on 01 May 2009, Mjfrblog wrote:
What the big bank managers have to deal with - even if it all goes wrong we win!

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138. At 12:55pm on 01 May 2009, naturalsara wrote:
And the perfect christening gift for conjoined twins is ...?

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139. At 12:55pm on 01 May 2009, Alan Gifford wrote:
Is the poison in the Vessel with the Pestle, the Mortar with the Slaughter or is it the

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140. At 12:56pm on 01 May 2009, cynicalman wrote:
The 85 year old vicar found having sex with a 21 year old chorister described being caught as a.....?

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141. At 12:57pm on 01 May 2009, speaking_my_mind wrote:
Today, Google launched a bid to buy Microsoft. In other news, Microsoft have launched a bid to buy Google. How are the experts describing todays events?

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142. At 12:58pm on 01 May 2009, Vicky S wrote:
You win LBQ, but you don't get your keyring. What's that called again?

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143. At 12:58pm on 01 May 2009, sleepingNo-Name wrote:
As Andrew feel on his poisoned sword, Ms. Duffy was handed the surprisingly novel double-edged chalice in which to mix her metaphors as the new poet Laureate

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144. At 12:59pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Centerpiece of the Madoff stemware collection at auction?

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145. At 12:59pm on 01 May 2009, jscb666 wrote:
In what vessel will the hemlock be offered to Gordon Brown?

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146. At 1:00pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What's useful for making Jager bombs?

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147. At 1:02pm on 01 May 2009, peterpsheridan wrote:
where would one keep one's mixed metaphors?

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148. At 1:03pm on 01 May 2009, naturalsara wrote:
The pleasure of once again entering the LBQ ....no wait

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149. At 1:03pm on 01 May 2009, uncledonitz wrote:
Ickky nickky nock, ning nang nong.

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150. At 1:04pm on 01 May 2009, darkmarker wrote:
The Popes new weapon in his fight against scandal in the catholic church.

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151. At 1:05pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Appointing a replacement for a Supreme Court justice that is retiring?

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152. At 1:06pm on 01 May 2009, PercyPants wrote:
What was used in the water-to-wine miracle?

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153. At 1:07pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
The Man From Uncle had a P-38, Magnum PI had a Colt. What did Father Brown have?

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154. At 1:10pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What does the Vatican cleaning crew use to keep the vinegar and baking soda separate?

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155. At 1:10pm on 01 May 2009, Aggers7 wrote:
How would a poet laureate describe the female genitalia?

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156. At 1:10pm on 01 May 2009, Local272 wrote:
What is poisoned but not poetically sharp?

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157. At 1:11pm on 01 May 2009, darrencollins wrote:
A UK couple have been told their holiday company has gone bust and because the company wasn't with ABTA they will not be able to claim their money back! On the other hand, they were due to fly to Cancun.

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158. At 1:13pm on 01 May 2009, cleethorpeschicken wrote:
How did John Prescott describe Brown's opportunity to rid the world of swine flu?

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159. At 1:15pm on 01 May 2009, darkmarker wrote:
The preferred method of execution for couples caught having sex outside royal palaces whilst the Queen is in residence.

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160. At 1:16pm on 01 May 2009, Gloschris wrote:
If a Chalice has on edge and another edge is added, what might it be called?

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161. At 1:16pm on 01 May 2009, bestsmallroselyn wrote:
What did Tony Blair give Gordon Brown when he became PM?

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162. At 1:17pm on 01 May 2009, Gloschris wrote:
If a Chalice has one edge and another edge is added, what might it be called?

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163. At 1:18pm on 01 May 2009, darkmarker wrote:
The new designed of wine glass for reducing costs in restaurants which can hold both white and red wine at once.

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164. At 1:19pm on 01 May 2009, adampsb wrote:
What would ailly person say after trying to correct themselves after describing something as a poisoned sword

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165. At 1:20pm on 01 May 2009, adampsb wrote:
Sorry a silly person after trying to correct themselves after describing something as a poisoned sword

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166. At 1:21pm on 01 May 2009, adampsb wrote:
More likely Prescott;s drinking cup to fit his double chins in rather than describing anything gordon does

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167. At 1:21pm on 01 May 2009, jammyrhona wrote:
What potentially poisonous vessel rhymes with Bubble Hedged Malice?

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168. At 1:21pm on 01 May 2009, darkmarker wrote:
The grail was recently found to supposedly have a side which gives everlasting life and a side which brings instant death, theologians are calling this the?

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169. At 1:21pm on 01 May 2009, CaptionPugwash wrote:
If acting with malice,
using digitalis,
I recommend using,
a what?

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170. At 1:22pm on 01 May 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
Given the team's current injury problems, what will England be storing the Ashes in, this year?

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171. At 1:22pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Cluedo the Vatican edition?

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172. At 1:24pm on 01 May 2009, CliffParachute wrote:
Gordon didn't know whether to resign or sack Jacqui, so he invited her to share a tipple from his...

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173. At 1:25pm on 01 May 2009, westspurwood wrote:
how can you increase throughput at communion

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174. At 1:25pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The Spanish Queen was determined to outdo the French first lady at cocktail hour?

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175. At 1:26pm on 01 May 2009, Seb wrote:
Who won this season's Welsh Ladies Amateur Thumb-Wrestling Championships Final in Chepstow last month, Karen Double of Ystrad Mynach or Carla Chalice of Barry?

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176. At 1:27pm on 01 May 2009, superkayakman wrote:
What do Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams use to toast each other?

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177. At 1:27pm on 01 May 2009, Iron-Will wrote:
Local Governments code name for 10 week holiday this summer

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178. At 1:27pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
(a thouand pardons...)

How did the Spanish Princess outdo the French first lady at cocktail hour?

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179. At 1:29pm on 01 May 2009, jontheeye wrote:
Under the new expenses rules what item are London MPs not allowed to claim for?

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180. At 1:30pm on 01 May 2009, THE_Couch_Potato wrote:
What term did one commentator suggest might best describe the role of Poet Laureate?

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181. At 1:31pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What an archaeologist might find on eBay?

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182. At 1:31pm on 01 May 2009, TENEMENT wrote:
What name did Bob Geldof turn down as being too boring when naming his kids?

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183. At 1:32pm on 01 May 2009, Limamema wrote:
Two sides of same coin!

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184. At 1:32pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Secret Service code name for Dick Cheney?

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185. At 1:37pm on 01 May 2009, BaldyNear wrote:
From what did Chang and Eng partake of Communion wine?

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186. At 1:38pm on 01 May 2009, roderickmarshall wrote:
Well m'lord, it is the latest thing for a Crusader on the run who wants to travel light, have a quick drink and get on with the killing...

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187. At 1:38pm on 01 May 2009, thewibb wrote:
Waking up late in the morning?
Only time for a shave OR a cup of tea?
What if you could do both...?

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188. At 1:38pm on 01 May 2009, phil_nottm wrote:
What Alan Shearer described getting the Newcastle job as

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189. At 1:40pm on 01 May 2009, smokingflojo wrote:
"Whistle while you work" is considered by NHS workers to be.........

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190. At 1:41pm on 01 May 2009, susman wrote:
Who did the two faced Swiss Christopher Robin go down with ?

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191. At 1:43pm on 01 May 2009, excellentmad_hatter wrote:
What gaget did James Bond use to despatch the evil priest?

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192. At 1:45pm on 01 May 2009, thefiance wrote:
Slip of the tongue?

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193. At 1:47pm on 01 May 2009, charmingMarathonman wrote:
Man spoke with forked tongue after he drank from?

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194. At 1:48pm on 01 May 2009, BertieBogroll wrote:
When Silvio Berlusconi opens his gob, his wife has vowed to shove this in it.

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195. At 1:50pm on 01 May 2009, pearlbush wrote:
Is it difficult to set a mixed metaphor in motion?

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196. At 1:53pm on 01 May 2009, Jananny wrote:
Do two drink from this metaphorical vessel?

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197. At 1:54pm on 01 May 2009, cosmicseasick wrote:
What is an anagram of 'Debauched, docile leg'?

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198. At 1:55pm on 01 May 2009, jurint wrote:
Commentator on Carol Ann Duffy being offered the position of Poet Laureate

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199. At 1:55pm on 01 May 2009, batemang wrote:
Bankers new credit derivative?

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200. At 1:57pm on 01 May 2009, jurint wrote:
How did one commentator describe the post of Poet Laureate, being offered to Carol Ann Duffy?

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201. At 1:58pm on 01 May 2009, jrobson67 wrote:
What was used to stab christ on the cross?

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202. At 1:58pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
What Hugh Hefner got Kristina and Karissa for Christmas?

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203. At 1:58pm on 01 May 2009, jumbletron wrote:
The next instalment of the Indiana Jones adventures is set to be called 'Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the ...' what?

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204. At 2:00pm on 01 May 2009, TheUrbaneSpelunker wrote:
What cup holds the 'Brew that is true'.

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205. At 2:00pm on 01 May 2009, darkmarker wrote:
What does the Bear use for masses whilst the Pope is in the woods?

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206. At 2:03pm on 01 May 2009, mahoosiveuk wrote:
How did the Joker really get his smile?

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207. At 2:03pm on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
What weapon is used in the traditional Catholic martial art, Papendo?

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208. At 2:04pm on 01 May 2009, scally67 wrote:
what shaves you as close as a blade, or your money back?

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209. At 2:06pm on 01 May 2009, noldrini wrote:
Your Starter For Ten: What killed Damocles?

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210. At 2:08pm on 01 May 2009, mlusby wrote:
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

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211. At 2:10pm on 01 May 2009, smartMikeyP wrote:
Which is the chalice from the palace which has a brew that is true?

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212. At 2:11pm on 01 May 2009, marrra wrote:
what did boris call gordon brown?

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213. At 2:11pm on 01 May 2009, geordiekeithyp wrote:
What did Oliver Reed always drink from?

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214. At 2:11pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Edward Scissorhands putting the finishing touches on the lawn?

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215. At 2:11pm on 01 May 2009, trevow wrote:
What's more lethal to a poet laureate than a poisoned sword in motion?

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216. At 2:12pm on 01 May 2009, snoopbunny wrote:
What was the phrase used to decribe the position of pet laureate last year by an american commentator

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217. At 2:13pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
CEO perk at Anheuser Busch?

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218. At 2:21pm on 01 May 2009, JVR_London wrote:
What can you not use to contain swine flu?

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219. At 2:22pm on 01 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
What causes a slip twixt cup and lip?

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220. At 2:23pm on 01 May 2009, quijote1303 wrote:
Name just one of the many items Mr Dyson never got to market?

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221. At 2:25pm on 01 May 2009, gillibrand wrote:
What was the favorite receptacle for poison used by the Rennaissance Popes in their political battles?

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222. At 2:29pm on 01 May 2009, Tachikoma36 wrote:
What have Jesus and Beelzebub both lost?

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223. At 2:31pm on 01 May 2009, bitzysmum wrote:
What is entry number one in the "Crystal Palace Cockney rhyming slang dictionairy"?

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224. At 2:31pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
David Blaine's new magic trick?

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225. At 2:33pm on 01 May 2009, Kipson wrote:
Reggie, that's a brilliant idea! Does it have ten blades?

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226. At 2:35pm on 01 May 2009, Kipson wrote:
My cup runneth over... no actually my cup has been runneth over.

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227. At 2:36pm on 01 May 2009, Kipson wrote:
What was the medieval equivalent of "jug ears"?

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228. At 2:37pm on 01 May 2009, MrRonz wrote:
Police reports out this weeks show a 72% rise in Priest-on-Priest violence, the most popular form being a return of the infamous "Chelsea Smile". What is the priests' weapon of choice?

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229. At 2:43pm on 01 May 2009, ladyanonymouse wrote:
The Pro-Unity ugly wife'd Kenyan Politician, wondered how to get rid of this....

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230. At 2:44pm on 01 May 2009, jonathan41 wrote:
If MPs had to tell the truth about their expences and hand in reciepts at the same time it would be called?.

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231. At 2:45pm on 01 May 2009, jessbromley wrote:
What words were recently used to describe the post of Poet Laureate?

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232. At 2:45pm on 01 May 2009, Hottstuff99 wrote:
What has 2 edges and rhymes with phallis?

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233. At 2:53pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Spot on #232

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234. At 3:02pm on 01 May 2009, AdrianChallinor wrote:
How would you describe the poet laureates job?

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235. At 3:02pm on 01 May 2009, johnny_lyttle wrote:
What did one Apprentice Contestant claim he could produce, after his opponent claimed to be able to produce an 'edged chalice'?

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236. At 3:03pm on 01 May 2009, carrynot wrote:
Thanks to the freedom of information act we now know MPs do not claim expenses for a double edged chalice.

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237. At 3:05pm on 01 May 2009, palladas wrote:
How perhaps might you describe Google given that it takes all the fun out of quizzes like this?

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238. At 3:07pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Mr Poirot, something unusual has gone missing from abbey?

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239. At 3:08pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
How do solve a problem like sangia?

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240. At 3:10pm on 01 May 2009, leanjeanp wrote:
Carol Anne Duffy next poet laureate

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241. At 3:10pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
(spelling!)
How do you solve a problem like sangria?

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242. At 3:15pm on 01 May 2009, newlabourknot wrote:
Prime Minister, How would you describe involvement in the Members' expenses trough?

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243. At 3:17pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
What did the current Poet Laureate have to say about the position of Poet Laureate?

(There once was a double edged chalice,
That was used by Peter Salis.
From it, he would drink,
Then, to himself think,
Wish I'd lived in a town like Alice...)

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244. At 3:17pm on 01 May 2009, mad_caesar wrote:
How did Gordon Brown describe the threat of swine flu thinning the population during the current recession?

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245. At 3:19pm on 01 May 2009, tie_fighter wrote:
The new Steven Spielberg and George Lucas film, starring Harrison Ford, will be called "Indiana Jones and the..."

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246. At 3:20pm on 01 May 2009, Twister wrote:
What is the weapon of choice for the Ninja's of the Round Table?

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247. At 3:24pm on 01 May 2009, AlanPJ wrote:
Scoring 7 out of 7 in 7d7q is what?

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248. At 3:24pm on 01 May 2009, Kieran Boyle wrote:
What was the Gillette Cup?

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249. At 3:24pm on 01 May 2009, ivawit wrote:
NAME A HOLY SACRAMENT FOR BOOZERS

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250. At 3:30pm on 01 May 2009, dazza29672 wrote:
How the post of poet laureate is seen as

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251. At 3:30pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
What did the future (maybe) Poet Laureate have to say about the position of Poet Laureate?

(To be sure, I mean no malice,
As I once lived in Alice.
The weather was hot
And the water was shot,
Rather like a double edged chalice)

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252. At 3:31pm on 01 May 2009, ADasein wrote:
Paul Newman's assessment of his first, flop, movie.

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253. At 3:32pm on 01 May 2009, stephenganderson wrote:
Which has the brew that is true?

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254. At 3:48pm on 01 May 2009, dickywilko wrote:
What is the conundrum that the next leader of the Labour party is facing, given the result of the Gurkha vote & the state of the economy?

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255. At 3:51pm on 01 May 2009, patio-phalangist wrote:
A drinking vessel used by two-faced MPs' when celebrating a lucrative outcome to their expenses claims.............

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256. At 3:52pm on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
What did Auric Goldfinger not expect?

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257. At 4:01pm on 01 May 2009, thefiance wrote:
First two wickets fall to South African all-rounder - but how?

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258. At 4:02pm on 01 May 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
U2's guitarist can drink twice as much from what?

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259. At 4:03pm on 01 May 2009, tonycorsini wrote:
What was this month's quote of the month in Mixed Metaphor Monthly?

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260. At 4:04pm on 01 May 2009, EnfieldBlues [14] wrote:
Archbishop announces C of E response to swine flu pandemic

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261. At 4:11pm on 01 May 2009, avalanchetoo wrote:
How did a Priest describe his returning to performing Mass after his recent arrest for DWI?

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262. At 4:16pm on 01 May 2009, thefiance wrote:
Half full or half empty? At least they could agree on the recepical.

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263. At 4:21pm on 01 May 2009, JMK1973 wrote:
What do you give the two faced politician that has everything?

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264. At 4:21pm on 01 May 2009, thefiance wrote:
Which way up should it stand? It's a ridiculus design. And for that reason, I'm out.

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265. At 4:27pm on 01 May 2009, les_ayasquit wrote:
Isembard Chalis invented the traditional safety razor...but what was his nickname?

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266. At 4:30pm on 01 May 2009, NickDart wrote:
Doctors regard the introduction of Nurse Practitioners as a Double-edged chalice

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267. At 4:31pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
What did the new incumbent have to say about the position of Poet Laureate?

(There was a chalice with a double edge
That was made in Burnham with sedge,
It used to hold wine
But that went to brine
Now it holds meat and two veg!)

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268. At 4:34pm on 01 May 2009, CuriousVic wrote:
What are the Church of England stockpiling in case of a Swine Flu Pandemic?

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269. At 4:37pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
Describe in 3 words, a tube blocked off in the middle.

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270. At 4:39pm on 01 May 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Mrs Jones proudly displays a shiny new single-edged chalice at her dinner party. So what did the neighbour have at the next BBQ?

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271. At 4:39pm on 01 May 2009, jellydoodle wrote:
I suggest it was Reverend Green in the Conservatory, but with what weapon?

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272. At 4:40pm on 01 May 2009, KATZ49 wrote:
What is the position of the Poet Laureate colloquially known as.?

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273. At 4:41pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
Its £9.99 for a JML single edged one but what can you get for only £14.99?

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274. At 4:43pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
How do you cut your lip and fingers simultaneously?

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275. At 4:44pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
What did the current incumbent have to say about the position of Poet Laureate?

('I didn't mean no malice,
About the double edged chalice
and I'm really not huffy'
Said Laureate Duffy,
On her way to Buckingham palace!)

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276. At 4:45pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
Hmm. Now what rhymes with Stubble Veg Malice?

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277. At 4:49pm on 01 May 2009, happyfiveash wrote:
What the previous poet laureate has said of holidng the title

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278. At 4:51pm on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Now what can I get with my thirty-thousand old Green Shield Stamp books?

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279. At 4:52pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
I once saw the Aurora Borealis,
They said it was a double edged chalice
I knew it weren't true
'Cos the sky was wasn't blue
It was more like Stubble Veg Malice!

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280. At 4:52pm on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
What didn't quite make it into the official Crown Jewels?

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281. At 4:53pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
What is the name of the legendary ultimate yoga position, only attempted with a safety harness?

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282. At 4:54pm on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my what, and despair?

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283. At 4:55pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
Sorry I'll read that again..

I once saw the Aurora Borealis,
They said it was a double edged chalice
I knew it weren't true
'Cos the sky wasn't blue
It was more like Stubble Veg Malice!

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284. At 4:55pm on 01 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
But there's nothing left on this Wedding List ... oh, except for ...

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285. At 4:56pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
How did Victorinox respond to their competitor's single-bladed drinking mug?

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286. At 4:58pm on 01 May 2009, eezy_squeezy wrote:
Why did Jesus get wine all down his nice robe at the last supper?

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287. At 5:01pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
So there stood Victorinox,
Her hair in tumbling locks,
As fast as a ruby laser,
She invented the safety razor,
Then put it safely, in a box...

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288. At 5:04pm on 01 May 2009, Mitcherooney wrote:
What has got twice as many edges as a single-edged chalice?

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289. At 5:04pm on 01 May 2009, eattherich wrote:
Inuit Pub Quiz Question: There many kinds of ice but what is the name of the one with two sharp sides, that is only found in the region of Chal?

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290. At 5:10pm on 01 May 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Yesh offisher, what sheems to be the problem?

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291. At 5:11pm on 01 May 2009, peterlw41 wrote:
Double Edged Chalice

How was Gordon Brown's audience with the Pope described in Downing Street e-mails.

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292. At 5:12pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
Two chalices?
Is chalice singular and plural?
Or is it Chali
Perhaps I shouldn't - or shall I?

Is it not camels milk ice?

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293. At 5:14pm on 01 May 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Take two chalices into the shower?

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294. At 5:15pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
What a way to reign!

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295. At 5:19pm on 01 May 2009, aerodranreb wrote:
Now I don't mean any malice,
But I'm off wi' me wife Alice.
We've ran out o' grub,
So we're off to the pub -
Now THAT'S a double edged chalice!

Night all!

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296. At 5:33pm on 01 May 2009, ADasein wrote:
Is a paraphernalia something like?

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297. At 5:33pm on 01 May 2009, avalanchetoo wrote:
What recently uncovered Greek artifact is bringing scholars to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to re-examine Jacques-Louis David's "The Death of Socrates"?

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298. At 5:38pm on 01 May 2009, Joe547 wrote:
The cup that cheers the new poet laminate?

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299. At 5:50pm on 01 May 2009, NoMoreFA wrote:
John Prescott mangling the English language and his metaphors?

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300. At 6:12pm on 01 May 2009, StudentCarrie22 wrote:
How did Boris Johnson describe the press attention he received recently?

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301. At 6:26pm on 01 May 2009, avalanchetoo wrote:
During the economic down-turn, what new beverage container is Weight Watchers introducing in an effort to attract higher-paying clientele?

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302. At 7:06pm on 01 May 2009, BentineGazunda wrote:
What did Charles Clarke recently pass to Gordon Brown which accounts for Gordon's 'individual' smile

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303. At 7:26pm on 01 May 2009, PK-USA-OK wrote:
The cup of human kindness is a DOUBLE-EDGED CHALICE. Drink too often and addiction follows

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304. At 7:57pm on 01 May 2009, ToxicShock wrote:
Will Carol Ann Duffy or wont she?

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305. At 8:07pm on 01 May 2009, Ruffian68 wrote:
A Match of the Day guest suggests that Roy Keane's taking up of the Ipswich manager's job may be yet another mixed-metaphor.

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306. At 8:18pm on 01 May 2009, mephicat wrote:
what i said my pal Fi had been handed when she got a temp promotion at work :-(

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307. At 8:32pm on 01 May 2009, keddylegendXI wrote:
What do you call it when you get a flu pandemic during a recession?

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308. At 8:42pm on 01 May 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
What do you call the appearance of the WBQ and then then no results when promised?

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309. At 8:53pm on 01 May 2009, Aah, tea wrote:
How would John Prescot describe the budget?

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310. At 9:22pm on 01 May 2009, thebunshop wrote:
How would you describe London winning the Olympics?

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311. At 9:27pm on 01 May 2009, Hanny-Banany wrote:
David Coleman describing the World Cup?

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312. At 9:40pm on 01 May 2009, clearComment8 wrote:
"What shall we use to develop our secret flu virus in? said Piglet to his wife.

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313. At 9:45pm on 01 May 2009, jamspoon wrote:
How did Manuel Almunia describe the prospect of playing for the England football team, now that he's been resident for 5 years and can apply for citizenship.

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314. At 9:48pm on 01 May 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
What replaced the vessel with the pestle and the flaggon with the dragon?

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315. At 05:37am on 02 May 2009, grooverHeliboy wrote:
What do priests want whne saying mass and serving wine with other priests who have halitosis?

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316. At 09:28am on 02 May 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
What is the updated Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary entry for "Alice"?

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317. At 11:30am on 02 May 2009, BermudaBreeze wrote:
(In A&E)"How did you get this rather odd injury?"

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318. At 12:28pm on 02 May 2009, imanalien2 wrote:
The proof of the mixed metaphor is in the cake and eat it

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319. At 12:55pm on 02 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The cup that doesn't cheer?

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320. At 12:58pm on 02 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Hoist with one's own pet-vase?

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321. At 1:04pm on 02 May 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
(I have been told the answer to my 308 is "Normal".... :-( )

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322. At 3:41pm on 02 May 2009, stephenbudz wrote:
what birthday present did peter realy want to get jordan??

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323. At 4:35pm on 02 May 2009, obligato wrote:
What do you call any leadership endorsment given by John Prescott?

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324. At 8:36pm on 02 May 2009, ADasein wrote:
Sarah, c'est triste!

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325. At 10:19pm on 02 May 2009, The Rashomon Principle. wrote:
Something to drink out of when you are sitting on the fence with both ears to the ground?

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326. At 00:21am on 03 May 2009, fortyfirst wrote:
Now you can pass the dutchie from either side...

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327. At 08:07am on 03 May 2009, Finnish-Chris wrote:
On completing his first year as London Mayor, did Boris Johnson say "It was "A glass of red wine", "A glass of Blue wine", or "A double edged chalice"?

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328. At 09:08am on 03 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
For drinking gin and tonic

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329. At 11:47am on 03 May 2009, gingerkat67 wrote:
In these time poor days what has the government introduced to speed up communion?

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330. At 12:12pm on 03 May 2009, anomyn wrote:
What has Brown's MP expences paper been accused of being?

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331. At 12:52pm on 03 May 2009, shil1942 wrote:
How did Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor, the outgoing Archbishop of Westminster, describe the position to his successor, Archbishop Vincent Nichols?

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332. At 2:36pm on 03 May 2009, frenchmum_of_3 wrote:
The opposite of a single-edged sword is ????

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333. At 2:42pm on 03 May 2009, CalumOfD wrote:
Who has the UK's most intimidating stripper name?

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334. At 4:15pm on 03 May 2009, Martin_Hugh wrote:
The perfect repost often eludes us when we need it most. If she had thought of it at the time, Veronica Lario would have said, 'Enough is enough: one man's loving cup is another man's ...'

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335. At 9:23pm on 03 May 2009, Polska_leeds wrote:
How do you confuse an idiot?

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336. At 02:21am on 04 May 2009, Tuffgirlie wrote:
With which Improbable Object did Prince Wind defend himself, when he was pelted with Dialectics by Gandala Heyho Lessgo during the Language Wars in the minor Science Fantasy classic The Colour of Rhetoric by Son Sitty?

A: A Fine-Tuned Comb
B: A Double-Edged Chalice.
C: A Sharp Cookie
D: A Dead Stick

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337. At 6:04pm on 04 May 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
What's a picture of a little girl with a dinosaur called?

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338. At 6:35pm on 04 May 2009, Iphigeneia wrote:
What is posting in WBQ on 1 May "The real question will be added below on Friday afternoon."?

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339. At 9:11pm on 04 May 2009, kathrn wrote:
What do you give a politician who speaks out of both sides of his mouth?

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340. At 10:36am on 05 May 2009, ADasein wrote:
308. At 8:42pm on 01 May 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:

What do you call the appearance of the WBQ and then then no results when promised?

321. At 1:04pm on 02 May 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:

(I have been told the answer to my 308 is "Normal".... :-( )

324. At 8:36pm on 02 May 2009, ADasein wrote:

Sarah, c'est triste!

338. At 6:35pm on 04 May 2009, Iphigeneia wrote:

What is posting in WBQ on 1 May "The real question will be added below on Friday afternoon."?

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341. At 12:34pm on 05 May 2009, TooSensible wrote:
The popular cocktail, the Mixed Metaphor should be served in what?

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342. At 2:16pm on 05 May 2009, Marquee wrote:
What should you drink from while waiting for the Weekly Bonus Answer?

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