Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"They were dressed like nuns, carrying crosses, but wearing thongs under their skirts and showing people their bottoms and the rest" - A Cretan police official on the UK tourists arrested for exposing themselves dressed as nuns
You know summer has arrived when a British tourist is arrested for lewd behaviour on continental shores. This time, there were 17 culprits, aged between 18 and 65. They appeared in court, still dressed as nuns, but walked free because no witnesses testified against them.