Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"They're proper cheeky chappies with their little smiley faces looking up at you" - Gardener ordered to cover her naked gnomes after complaints from neighbours.
Bromsgrove District Council has told grandmother Sandra Smith she must preserve the modesty of the two nude gnomes which have stood in the garden of her West Midlands home for more than 15 years. They now wear T-shirts.
More details (Daily Telegraph)