It's the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, it's the lovechild of Segway and General Motors. This Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility vehicle, or PUMA, survived a test run in New York's Times Square this week.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
If Volvo made electric wheelchairs...
Trotter's Independent Trading finally fulfils its claims and makes it to New York
Boy, was that some sneeze!
Duncan Bannatyne (from cab): "I want 25%!! It's my final offer..."
Out-of-work estate agent invents large family car with spacious boot.
Just why had no one thought of it before?