Caption competition

14:45 UK time, Friday, 10 April 2009

It's the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, it's the lovechild of Segway and General Motors. This Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility vehicle, or PUMA, survived a test run in New York's Times Square this week.

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. Woundedpride
If Volvo made electric wheelchairs...

5. Fauconnier
Trotter's Independent Trading finally fulfils its claims and makes it to New York

4. ValerieGanne
Boy, was that some sneeze!

3. youngWillz
Duncan Bannatyne (from cab): "I want 25%!! It's my final offer..."

2. MJF_dodo
Out-of-work estate agent invents large family car with spacious boot.

1. justfor
Just why had no one thought of it before?

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1. At 1:08pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Suddenly, he saw his chance, and Crash Test Dummy #1497 made his escape bid

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2. At 1:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It's no good - the chassis-makers are back at work, but now the body-builders are on strike

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3. At 1:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, Scotch-git wrote:
"My shopping is in the taxi!"

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4. At 1:11pm on 09 Apr 2009, Scotch-git wrote:
.......and this is what the inside of a Dalek looks like ..................

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5. At 1:11pm on 09 Apr 2009, apolitical_animal wrote:
Accelerating through town, the driver suddenly notices the back wheels...

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6. At 1:12pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Ever the optimist, when half his car was stolen, Nevil made do.

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7. At 1:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It's OK, just as long as it doesn't rain, you don't have any appointments to keep, and you're not worried what your friends think

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8. At 1:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, Scotch-git wrote:
"Why would I need a crash helmet? This is as safe as the bank!"

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9. At 1:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, Tom Webb wrote:
Steven Hawking pimp's his ride.

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10. At 1:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Suddenly, drag racing did not seem the best idea

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11. At 1:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Kenny Baker insists on better air circulation when he plays R2D2 in the next Star Wars film

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12. At 1:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, honesthulley wrote:
"Caught on camera,the worlds first portaloo joy rider."

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13. At 1:16pm on 09 Apr 2009, Scotch-git wrote:
"You can turn it on a dime!"

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14. At 1:16pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Of course I look worried - where's the caravan got to?

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15. At 1:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
At last he had an excuse for not having to ask her to come along.

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16. At 1:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, Marquee wrote:
Clive Sinclair suddenly rediscovered working at Segway

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17. At 1:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, Marquee wrote:
The ultimate in recycling, a methane-powered commode.

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18. At 1:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
PUMA? It looks more like a Car for the Rather Affluent Person.

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19. At 1:19pm on 09 Apr 2009, iwishidthoughtofthat wrote:
Transformers... Robert's in disguise

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20. At 1:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Taxi plays CAT-ch up with PUMA

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21. At 1:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
HOV lanes were always a challenge

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22. At 1:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
How do you get this thing out of 2nd gear?

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23. At 1:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
76-year-old Arthur Dalwhinnie is finally located after his invalid carriage went out of control in Cornwall two weeks ago

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24. At 1:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Governor Schwarzzenegger confirms he WILL be back - in an electric wheelchair.

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25. At 1:22pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Get me a new staff car or I'll resign my commission!

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26. At 1:23pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Segway introduce the first Genetically Modified car

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27. At 1:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
"It goes from zero to sixty in ten seconds, but the braking distance may prove a bit tricky."

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28. At 1:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Okay, it was easy to steal, Mr Bridger, but where are we going to fit all that gold bullion?

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29. At 1:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Fred Goodwin's car more damaged than he realised....

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30. At 1:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Not very fast, but definitely furious.

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31. At 1:25pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Where's the VIP area in this thing?

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32. At 1:25pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
But I thought you were getting me a Ford Puma, Darling

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33. At 1:25pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Then a black cat leapt out in his path

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34. At 1:25pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
I never had a cabriolet lawn mower before.

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35. At 1:26pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Of course it's fast. It gets fired from a cannon in your garage.

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36. At 1:27pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
The driving examiner weighs twenty stone, and he refuses to get out before you do the three-point turn.

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37. At 1:27pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
It's nice to see that the designers of the Austin Allegro haven't retired yet

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38. At 1:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
The vehicle for when you don't have time to wind your window down to throttle a parking warden

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39. At 1:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Yes, your Honour, even though my client was driving along the sidewalk, it was clearly not his fault that a car door was opened in his path.

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40. At 1:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Derek was thirty-five now, but was still so attached to his old pram ...

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41. At 1:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
So, if we get the cab to reverse at 60 mph, it'll look as if you're going really fast

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42. At 1:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
I had that Harvey the six-foot invisible rabbit in the back of my cab, once.

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43. At 1:31pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Car metal recycling, squared - don't put it in in the first place.

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44. At 1:32pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
As his golf ball continued through the air towards Brooklyn, Gerald and his trusty old golf cart weren't far behind

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45. At 1:32pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Please keep all hands and briefcases inside the roll cage.

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46. At 1:33pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Are you sure this is the lovechild and not the afterbirth?

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47. At 1:33pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Fare dodger makes off with the inside of the taxi

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48. At 1:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, srp026 wrote:
Secret photo's of Bruce Wayne testing the new Batmobile, the Credit crunch has hit everyone..

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49. At 1:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Disneyland decided they'd have to tighten a few screws before the public was let onto the ride

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50. At 1:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
How much does it cost for the extension cable if you want to go further than the corner?

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51. At 1:35pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Professor Alan Goldstein unearths proof that prehistoric man had access to some form of personal mobility

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52. At 1:35pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
"A PUMA with stabilisers y'say? What ever next, a panther in a romper suit?"

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53. At 1:36pm on 09 Apr 2009, nigelmccc wrote:
Gerald wished he hadn't paid $1,000 for the 'Back Seat Drivers Not Allowed' sticker before actually seeing the car.

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54. At 1:36pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
PUMA - the fastest way to get to a Lyon's Tea Room.

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55. At 1:36pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
How many AA batteries? Actually, it takes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's.

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56. At 1:37pm on 09 Apr 2009, DustinThyme wrote:
Well you might think motorbikes make more sense but they don't have stabilizers like this.

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57. At 1:38pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Bond just couldn't work out why his autogyro wouldn't take off

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58. At 1:38pm on 09 Apr 2009, robbietherock wrote:
Pre release download for "The Fast and the Furious" prove to be missing even more CGI than Wolverine.

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59. At 1:39pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Trotter's Independent Trading finally fulfils its claims and makes it to New York

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60. At 1:42pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
Dave had paid extra for the two-seater, but as yet was struggling to get a date. He was beginning to worry that his car was some form of mobile woman-repellent. Surely not?

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61. At 1:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, Nat_leaukT wrote:
When Mark's haulage company made cut backs he didn't realise that meant most of his lorry.

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62. At 1:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Duncan Bannatyne (from cab): "I want 25%!! It's my final offer..."

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63. At 1:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Even the crash test dummies were too embarassed to try this one out

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64. At 1:44pm on 09 Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
And you mean the Tata Nano is less than half the price?

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65. At 1:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, Marquee wrote:
The scrutiny on travel and second home expenses had caused some MPs to take drastic measures

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66. At 1:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
The effects of the US fiscal stimulus become apparent when the Secret Service trade in President Obama's 'Beast' for a more fuel-efficient version. No-one in the cabinet could think of such a catchy name, though.

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67. At 1:49pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
If you look really carefully you can see the GM staffers pushing the scenery to the left as fast as they possibly can.

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68. At 1:49pm on 09 Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Boy, was that some sneeze!

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69. At 1:53pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
It was generally accepted that Bernie Ecclestone's Formula 1 cost-cutting plan had gone too far this time.

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70. At 1:54pm on 09 Apr 2009, youngWillz wrote:
The vehicle for the man who has everything...except, windows, doors, central locking, fluffy dice...

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71. At 1:56pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
Tesco introduce the ten-items-or-less-mobile.

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72. At 1:57pm on 09 Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Kevin was a committed nudist

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73. At 1:59pm on 09 Apr 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Unbowed, the apprentices soon found a new use for the Bingo Buster.

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74. At 2:01pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
He still had the jeans and leather jacket, but somehow Knight Rider didn't feel quite as cool as he did 25 years ago.

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75. At 2:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
If you weren't disabled when you bought the new Segway invalid carriage, you soon would be!

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76. At 2:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
And here is a feature we are particularly proud of: Notice the shaped grill attached to the front of the car, to clear slow-moving old ladies from your path, saving you both time and money!

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77. At 2:03pm on 09 Apr 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Derek's paranoia was getting worse

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78. At 2:04pm on 09 Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Of course I'm a member of the AA - you've got to be a reformed drunk to drive one of these

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79. At 2:04pm on 09 Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:
I've only hired this - but it really Hertz

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80. At 2:05pm on 09 Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:
I don't know why they made it a two-seater. Who would be daft enough to sit with me?

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81. At 2:05pm on 09 Apr 2009, Nzie wrote:
Post-bailout GM releases its 2010 economy car.

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82. At 2:06pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
So when I brake really really hard I topple over and roll? And its $1000 per pedestrian you say?

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83. At 2:06pm on 09 Apr 2009, Neil wrote:
Suspecting that buying a Porsche in middle-age was a sign of male inadequacy, Dave drove along with a rather smug grin on his face.

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84. At 2:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Health and Safety insisted on the yellow-and-black ribbon in case it went over two mph

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85. At 2:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, memayselfandI wrote:
Running down Wangfujing street, Lin the rickshaw driver suddenly shivered.

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86. At 2:08pm on 09 Apr 2009, Dazzyv wrote:
Rebel without an engine!

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87. At 2:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Citroen unveil the de luxe version of the 2CV

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88. At 2:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
The back wheels are to ensure you make it up the hill.

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89. At 2:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
They used to call him Two Jags John, but now he's One Puma Prescott.

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90. At 2:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The Segway has been developed especially for vegetarians - it doesn't actually go fast enough to kill anything

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91. At 2:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, Nljnoo wrote:
It was a good half hour before Alton Towers realised one of the cars had broken free of the ride and was now hurtling down the M6.

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92. At 2:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, mark_timeless wrote:
Gareth was impressed with the realism of his new games console.

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93. At 2:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, Blondecoluk wrote:
Dalek command unviels new conciliatory see-thru model

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94. At 2:11pm on 09 Apr 2009, firemasque wrote:
Smart cars do wheelchairs too, you know.

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95. At 2:12pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
And when you pull this big black lever the car will tilt backwards and the prongs on the front wheel will emerge...

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96. At 2:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, iwishidthoughtofthat wrote:
On finally reaching planet earth, the Alien Queen suddenly realises that Sigourney Weaver wasn’t so tough when she tries to steal a New Yorker’s taxi...

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97. At 2:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Paramedics quickly objected to the new 'quick release' mechanism introduced by the NHS.

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98. At 2:16pm on 09 Apr 2009, Marquee wrote:
He knew never to press the red button labelled "ejector seat" again

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99. At 2:16pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
".......and no problems parking, it fits right in the elevator......"

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100. At 2:16pm on 09 Apr 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Call yourself a stuntman, you've still got the training wheels on!

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101. At 2:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Darth Vader finally decided that his new helmet was one size too big.

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102. At 2:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
After some impromptu DIY, Ted Hughes was able to salvage the head of the Iron Man.

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103. At 2:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
New Kinder Super Eggs are designed to appeal to the more mature consumer.

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104. At 2:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Meanwhile back in the Top Gear office, the Stig speculated on the understeer coming out of the Hammerhead ...

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105. At 2:19pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Rickshaw driver gets the hump and decides to use a taxi to push instead.

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106. At 2:19pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
MAIN STORY: STEVEN HAWKING INVENTS LEVITATING BOLLARDS

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107. At 2:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
[correction]
Meanwhile back in the Top Gear office, the Stig speculated on whether it would understeer coming out of the Hammerhead

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108. At 2:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
Transformers - The Next Generation.

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109. At 2:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
proof that cross-breeding between smart cars and electric wheelchairs WAS possible.

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110. At 2:22pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!

(I bet there'll be a lot more like this!)

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111. At 2:23pm on 09 Apr 2009, beachcred wrote:
After the cut backs, it was beginning to become clear which parts GM's R&D team had been retained.

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112. At 2:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
Laid flat the Puma quickly converts to a surprisingly comfortable double to accomodate unexpected gueats.

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113. At 2:25pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Man found with Taxi growing out of his back.

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114. At 2:26pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Warning! Open manhole ahead.

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115. At 2:27pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
Personal - check

Urban - check

Mobility - check

Accessibility - my laptop! Where the hell's my laptop gone!

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116. At 2:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Gesundheit!

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117. At 2:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, lolkat wrote:
Malcolm's daddy thought it was nearly time for him to try it without the stabilizers.

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118. At 2:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Out of jail and running a taxi service, Vitezslav Labouenek decided to take Derek for a little ride.

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119. At 2:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
So what happens when I get to the end of the Square? That tiny little wheel won't turn anything!

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120. At 2:33pm on 09 Apr 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Forrest Gump, The Sequel, didn't make quite the same impact as the original.

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121. At 2:35pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
The last of the jelly babies made his escape in disguise.

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122. At 2:38pm on 09 Apr 2009, 25_and_no_hope wrote:
Screenshot for the film remake of Johnny 5 vs Taxi.

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123. At 2:38pm on 09 Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Derek was beginning to regret his decision to switch to the 'green chapter' of the Hell's Angels.

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124. At 2:41pm on 09 Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
It's getting a bit warm. Think I'll put the air conditioning on.

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125. At 2:41pm on 09 Apr 2009, j3ff3rs wrote:
I knew I shouldn't have sliced it on the fifteenth

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126. At 2:42pm on 09 Apr 2009, ShatnerSings wrote:
General Motors make first move towards their zero wheels target for 2020.

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127. At 2:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Bruce Willis wasnt impressed with his new form of transport for Die Hard 5.

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128. At 2:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
The menace of boy racers was soon replaced by that of baby racers, as souped-up prams began appearing all over New York

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129. At 2:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, Tim G wrote:
Doctor Who does Dallas - naked dalek seen on the streets

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130. At 2:44pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Prosthetics technology was improving by the day.

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131. At 2:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Derek was beginning to wish he'd invested 50 dollars on the optional flyscreen.

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132. At 2:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Danny de vito to star in remake of the popular 80's series "Taxi"

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133. At 2:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Breaking News: Heathrow airport closed due to a taxi on the runway.

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134. At 2:48pm on 09 Apr 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
The sequel to Aesops "The tortoise and the hare" fable

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135. At 2:49pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Oh, and Q - bring Little Nellie with you, will you?

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136. At 2:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
If George had only paid the extra for the rotor blades, he would have been in Boston by now

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137. At 2:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, archstinker wrote:

Vorsprung BURKE Tecknik

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138. At 2:51pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
New York doctor Allen Konigsberg unveils his new cure for constipation

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139. At 2:53pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Times Sq

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140. At 2:55pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Times Square? Mais on dois essaier de conduire ce chose autour de l'Arc de Triomphe!

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141. At 2:59pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Frank Bullitt! After all the complaints, you're being assigned to drive one of these.

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142. At 2:59pm on 09 Apr 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
The rich man's rickshaw is unveiled

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143. At 3:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rennie1001 wrote:
When i Grow up i want to be a bmw

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144. At 3:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Noddy was a bit upset as he had specifically requested a red-and-yellow colour scheme.

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145. At 3:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Christopher Reeve couldnt wait to get his daily Big mac and fries.

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146. At 3:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Sir Clive Sinclair finally returns to the market place with his updated C5.

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147. At 3:03pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
No, Sir, the GM staff discount is on the vehicle itself, not the price.

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148. At 3:04pm on 09 Apr 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
You can have it in any colour you like, as long as it's black with yellow stripes.

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149. At 3:05pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Monster Garage - the Segway Edition

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150. At 3:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
He had to move fast if he was going to beat the rain

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151. At 3:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rennie1001 wrote:
how do i stop!!!

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152. At 3:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
My other cat's a jaguar.

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153. At 3:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
F1 2060
Constructors criticise the ruling body for going too far with technical changes

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154. At 3:11pm on 09 Apr 2009, beautifulAuntpol wrote:
so thats what happens if i dont remove the ariel before goign through the carwash

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155. At 3:12pm on 09 Apr 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
PUMA, the "Pull Up Mocked and Ashamed" vehicle

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156. At 3:12pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Jasper realised as he raced the Yellow Cab, that he had lost the fare by default because he had not put his light on.

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157. At 3:12pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
When they said the Puma came equipped with ambient sound I thought they were talking about the cd player.

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158. At 3:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
The car was perfect for Caca the Clown - the doors kept falling off

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159. At 3:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
"Yep! SEVEN drink holders! You don't believe me? Then count 'em!"

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160. At 3:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Very good, Heinrick. We've solved the problem of windscreen washers at the intersections, but the being mugged part still needs a bit of work.

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161. At 3:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Wacky Races 2009
Dick Dastardly watched the front end of his sliced-in-half car disappear into the distance.

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162. At 3:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
My other trolley's a Tesco.

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163. At 3:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, sj-w1977 wrote:
R2D2 suddenly realised he'd forgot to get dressed before going to meet C3P0 for lunch...

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164. At 3:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Pimp my Armchair

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165. At 3:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The motorised barstool race would never be the same again

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166. At 3:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
There was only one part missing from George's new IKEA car - OttKa part 1788hf ("Body")

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167. At 3:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Bert had picked up a bargain at the Transformers Seconds Sale.

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168. At 3:22pm on 09 Apr 2009, i love champagne wrote:
Annnnd... just step on it there steve and you'll beat the taxi to the red light

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169. At 3:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
The 100th function on the latest Swiss Army Knife was a real traffic stopper.

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170. At 3:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
First the deadline is 12:30, then it's 15:30, now it's back to 12:30. And to top it all, I've got to think of a competition winning caption. If the BBC continue like this, I'll blow a fuse.

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171. At 3:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
"Yes its fantastic, darling. And when I get home, I just change the attachment at the front and it will also blend and juice"

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172. At 3:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
GM didn't quite read the full spec sheet for Obama's new limousine!

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173. At 3:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, david regan wrote:
Is that a diffuser on the back?

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174. At 3:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Credit Crunch Hummer!

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175. At 3:31pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Fred the Shred's new retirement vehicle!

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176. At 3:31pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
New race category to the Soapbox Derby - the Handy Wipe class

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177. At 3:32pm on 09 Apr 2009, david regan wrote:
Seconds later ...... and filming is stopped on Sudden Impact 2

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178. At 3:33pm on 09 Apr 2009, david regan wrote:
.... and as he drives along, the driver thinks to himself "What a load of bollards!"

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179. At 3:36pm on 09 Apr 2009, i love champagne wrote:
This is JUST the thing for the arlly in too fast too furious

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180. At 3:38pm on 09 Apr 2009, Marquee wrote:
Permanently
Underpowered
Maybe
Airborne

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181. At 3:39pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
GM design their new car based on what's left in the store room.

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182. At 3:41pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
"...drove my seggy to the levee, but the levee was dry..."

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183. At 3:44pm on 09 Apr 2009, nosniknej wrote:
The Fast and the Nerdiest

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184. At 3:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
I realise your advert said 'All cars reduced' but this is ridiculous!

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185. At 3:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, nosniknej wrote:
The recession hits filming for Iron Man 2

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186. At 3:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Please will you behave in the back children.. Children?

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187. At 3:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, nosniknej wrote:
The Popemobile gets a re-fit

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188. At 3:47pm on 09 Apr 2009, nosniknej wrote:
"Quick Robin! To the Bat-Trolley!"

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189. At 3:48pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Why fit a sat nav? You won't be going anywhere with this anyway!

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190. At 3:49pm on 09 Apr 2009, david regan wrote:
It's a better Wheely Bin than ours!

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191. At 3:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
It's for Lewis Hamilton? But we designed this for Neil and Christine Hamilton.

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192. At 3:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Work had finally began on the new Centurions live action movie.

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193. At 3:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
SmartCart

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194. At 3:51pm on 09 Apr 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Pete loved caravanning..

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195. At 3:52pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
The FA seeks to standardise transport options for Premiership Footballers!

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196. At 3:54pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Lewis Hamilton wasn't happy about the F1 constructors rules for next season!

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197. At 3:54pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
You can have any colour you like as long as it's black!

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198. At 3:54pm on 09 Apr 2009, david regan wrote:
So tell me Bob, what do you think about the Segway Highspeed Individual Transporter !!

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199. At 3:55pm on 09 Apr 2009, sl4dude wrote:
The monster in the doctor who easter special, just wasn't as good as the daleks.

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200. At 3:55pm on 09 Apr 2009, virtualfang wrote:
It's sister car is the Leopard:
Let Every One Photograph A Right Dick

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201. At 3:56pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Tron the Sequel

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202. At 3:57pm on 09 Apr 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Although they said he couldnt drive from the crime scene.... they said nothing about driving away in it.

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203. At 3:59pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Now freed from the Presidency, George was determined to master the Segway, soon he'd remove the training wheels.

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204. At 4:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
And if we put chicken wire mesh over the top and a satchel behind, it doubles as a golf ball retrieval system for driving ranges.

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205. At 4:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
James Dyson test drives his new two-seater vacuum cleaner

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206. At 4:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, virtualfang wrote:
" Yes dear of course I'm driving with the windows open whilst Im Smoking"

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207. At 4:06pm on 09 Apr 2009, Oaktowers wrote:
Ryanair unveil their new taxi service!

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208. At 4:06pm on 09 Apr 2009, Manxman1965 wrote:
Desmond was just beginning to realise he should have ticked the box "4 main Wheels" and not the cost cutting version "2 + 0.2"

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209. At 4:06pm on 09 Apr 2009, virtualfang wrote:
The new Robin Reliant with six wheel stabilisers

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210. At 4:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Undaunted by the full car park, George planned to park it in the trolley return

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211. At 4:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Say, Miss Bullock, we sure jumped that bridge well, didn't we? Miss Bullock? Miss Bullock ...!

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212. At 4:08pm on 09 Apr 2009, campaign1 wrote:
After pumping in all that money to the car industry Gordon Brown insists on overseeing the new models!

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213. At 4:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, campaign1 wrote:
After the government bailed out the car industry it appointed a committee to oversee future designs!

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214. At 4:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, campaign1 wrote:
At last - a solution to the old 'back seat drivers' problem.

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215. At 4:10pm on 09 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
It's always the same with blumming lego, you can never find four wheels that match.

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216. At 4:11pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Has it got a roll-over bar? Actually, that's all it is.

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217. At 4:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
If Volvo made electric wheelchairs...

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218. At 4:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, Shedsey wrote:
'Woo Hoo!! I'm doin' a wheelie!!!' - Mark Kermode gets all excited as he tests the next Batman gadget.

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219. At 4:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, haruchai wrote:
Yes I do feel as stupid as I look !

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220. At 4:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, chappers009 wrote:
An aged Marty Mcfly battled hard to reach 70mph before the stroke of midnight on set in the low budget "Back to the Future 4"!

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221. At 4:20pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Look! I'm doing wheelies!

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222. At 4:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, Jo The Bulb wrote:
It wasn't until they had passed 5th Avenue that Frank realised the rickshaw driver had parted company with him...

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223. At 4:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
"Hey! Taxi! Right, follow that prat!"

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224. At 4:25pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
Ken was glad he'd opted for the optional roof-rack.
How silly would he have looked trying to carry that billboard home in the boot?

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225. At 4:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
"A mobility scooter with rollbars? That's the one for me!" cried Ralph the retired stuntman...

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226. At 4:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
And it comes with a bicycle chain to lock it up at the office.

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227. At 4:31pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Eric wasnt impressed with the solution to fix the Large Hadron Collider.

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228. At 4:32pm on 09 Apr 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Policeman returns runaway mobility scooter following the owners 5 mile ordeal.

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229. At 4:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
TRAVIS - "Thank god for the rain that cleans the scum off the streets at night"!

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230. At 4:35pm on 09 Apr 2009, EvisTyrer wrote:
"It's got a great security system, no one WANTS to steal it."

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231. At 4:39pm on 09 Apr 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Ha, ha," shrieked Dennis, "got away from that dratted dentist at last!"

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232. At 4:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Upon later reflection, it was probably a bad idea to go that biker bar

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233. At 4:44pm on 09 Apr 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
STAR WARS VII - Attack of the Crones.

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234. At 4:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, PNE0_BFC3 wrote:
Screenshots of the car from the new 2009 remake of Laurel & Hardy's Duck Soup gets leaked on the net.

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235. At 4:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Brian always fitted bull bars when in New York because his friends all told him the place was full of bull.

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236. At 4:52pm on 09 Apr 2009, Kev wrote:
As the Alien approached Ripley regretted taking the green option when choosing her power loader

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237. At 4:52pm on 09 Apr 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Yeah, it goes must faster with the taxi attached now"

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238. At 4:53pm on 09 Apr 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Week 6 of the Apprentice, and the teams had been busy designing a can opener...

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239. At 4:55pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Death Race 2009, sponsored by Stannah Stair Lifts

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240. At 4:55pm on 09 Apr 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Yeah, it goes much faster now with the taxi attached"

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241. At 5:01pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
It's a modular design you see. Link a few together and you can make a bus.

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242. At 5:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, Terry Ozbourne wrote:
Hmmmm... do you ever get that sneaking feeling that you've left something behind...?

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243. At 5:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Mr Bond, no! Please Mr Bond, we can make a deal! Put me down!

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244. At 5:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Armed with bungie cords, Herbert felt confident he'd be able to carry the new mattresses...

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245. At 5:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, iwishidthoughtofthat wrote:
“On finally reaching planet earth, the Alien Queen realized that Sigourney Weaver wasn't so tough after all when it tried to steal a New Yorker’s taxi cab...”

(correction)

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246. At 5:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
I think we're all trying to be too clever here.
When did a simple "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" become too much to ask?

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247. At 5:26pm on 09 Apr 2009, Tina wrote:
Suddenly everyone was breaking their legs so they could do their shopping in a mini car

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248. At 5:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, AnarchistSoul wrote:
"Not only is parking easier, but the built in toilet makes parking my breakfast easier too"

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249. At 5:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, Sarniandy wrote:
It's great for traffic jams, fold it up, pop it into your brief case, carry it round to the other side and off you go again....still working on the weather proofing though!

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250. At 5:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, Aaronious01 wrote:
It may have batteries that will fill the landfill, but at least I'm not getting exercise.

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251. At 5:40pm on 09 Apr 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Introducing the new GM Eco Lorry...100% biodegradable.

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252. At 5:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
So what was the last straw for the Obama administration on the latest GM restructuring plan?

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253. At 5:54pm on 09 Apr 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Dalek2!

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254. At 5:58pm on 09 Apr 2009, mattcooke91 wrote:
Obama didn't like GM's idea of an economical car.

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255. At 6:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Special wheels for trips to the drive-thru dentist ! They've thought of everything."

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256. At 6:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
The new dental brace pays tribute to its Victorian origins.

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257. At 6:01pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Frank was literally on his way to drop the kids off at the pool.

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258. At 6:06pm on 09 Apr 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
James was mildly peeved when new Jaguar turned out to be a Puma.

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259. At 6:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
"WOW, this new Grand Theft Auto game is sooo realistic!"

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260. At 6:08pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Sir Edwin loved his new bathchair but was peeved he'd left his tartan blanket at home.

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261. At 6:09pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Why the world needs German engineers

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262. At 6:12pm on 09 Apr 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"It's a great vehicle, but I had to give up golfing for darts."

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263. At 6:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, BaldyNear wrote:
So then I said to the Genie, I wanna car that'll turn heads...

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264. At 6:16pm on 09 Apr 2009, texttowin wrote:
With the road-handling test complete, Bernard had doubts about test two, 'Resilience in an Automated Carwash'.

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265. At 6:17pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
As he cringed through rush hour traffic, Rick thought about how had said no to the bicycle clips in case he looked a bit sad.

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266. At 6:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, eattherich wrote:
Robot Wars, Uncut!

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267. At 6:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Since his appointment as the senior test driver, he'd been dreading this moment: The converging with a speeding taxi bounce trial.

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268. At 6:19pm on 09 Apr 2009, iwishidthoughtofthat wrote:
New Yorkers wobble but they don't fall down

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269. At 6:21pm on 09 Apr 2009, binarybod wrote:
Following the collision, Frank was glad he had taken the time to install a roll cage.

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270. At 6:26pm on 09 Apr 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Maybe I'm taking the office swivel chair race a bit too seriously..."

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271. At 6:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Blame it on the Credit Crunch #367: No tourists equals no need for the rest of the bus..

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272. At 6:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Hawking perfects the hydrogen fuel cell!

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273. At 6:30pm on 09 Apr 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Pepsi makes you slow - FACT!

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274. At 6:40pm on 09 Apr 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
Introducing the new super-speed pram for super-sized babies.

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275. At 6:41pm on 09 Apr 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
Stephen Hawking showed off his latest birthday present.

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276. At 6:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
Two legs good, five wheels better.

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277. At 6:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
" I told you I would catch you up!! That was MY taxi!!!"

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278. At 6:51pm on 09 Apr 2009, mojoguate wrote:
The economic crisis takes another victim, MGM Studios presents: the new James Bond Car!

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279. At 7:00pm on 09 Apr 2009, SussexGeezer wrote:
His greatest fear? A puncture; the spare seemed rather on the small size.

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280. At 7:03pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
or even just "Holy Carp"?

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281. At 7:03pm on 09 Apr 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
America's Top Gear was off to a rip-roaring start

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282. At 7:26pm on 09 Apr 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Really, this is the update on the new Red Dwarf lift. Rimmer ain't half proud of it...
You can see it has the all-around venting for the vindaloo fumes..."

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283. At 7:28pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Gay pride, les cage aux folles.

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284. At 7:33pm on 09 Apr 2009, woodi_333 wrote:
I told you not to let Clarkson loose with a V8 and an electric wheel chair.

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285. At 7:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, Donleavey wrote:
"Gosh, it looks like I am approaching warp speed"

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286. At 7:48pm on 09 Apr 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
The one draw back was that you could normally get only two 5 year olds inside the cycling box, which, of course, could possibly limit your commute..

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287. At 8:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
"F.A.B. Vergil. Thunderbird 6 out"

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288. At 8:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, jacklefive wrote:
2009 was forever known as Pixar's dark phase.

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289. At 8:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Ironically,it was the near fatal collision with a carelessly discarded big apple that had designers looking again at the steering system.

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290. At 8:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Sing along- "the wheels on the bus are all thats left, all thats left, all th.... Oh bugger!"

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291. At 8:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
After the unfortunate electrical short it quickly became known as the 'Chariot of Fire'.

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292. At 8:26pm on 09 Apr 2009, paulo1990 wrote:
Some say...he races pushchairs in the Big Apple. All we know is, he's called The Stig!

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293. At 8:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Luke, I am your fitter

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294. At 8:34pm on 09 Apr 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
There, I said there was plenty of time to get the coach over that level crossing, eh kids. Kids?

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295. At 8:35pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
George Lucas loved his new Segway and had even had a small film projector built onto the back of it

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296. At 8:36pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Sony unveil the Playstation 4

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297. At 8:38pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The new dinosaur unearthed in Nevada was about the length of fifteen Segways

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298. At 8:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Unfortunately for Simon, Sergeant O'Callaghan was on traffic duty at Times Square and had been waiting all day for the chance to unbalance a Segway

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299. At 8:45pm on 09 Apr 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
New 12th car enters the Wacky Races

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300. At 8:47pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Say, Boss, I got this great idea for a new detective series. He's a maverick New York cop, he's got no respect for authority, he's bright, but quirky, he's got wife problems, and, get this, he drives a Segway.

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301. At 8:47pm on 09 Apr 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
.....and, for mass appeal, it can be super-sized for just $1 more!

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302. At 8:48pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Say, Boss, I got this great idea for a new detective series - Ironside GT

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303. At 9:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
Out-of-work estate agent invents large family car with spacious boot.

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304. At 9:02pm on 09 Apr 2009, beebywriter wrote:
Well if you think I'm going back to Washington in the company jet again...

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305. At 9:03pm on 09 Apr 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Clarice didn't stand a chance once Hannibal had access to a welding torch.

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306. At 9:13pm on 09 Apr 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
Ian Poulter arrives for the Masters.

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307. At 9:14pm on 09 Apr 2009, archyogi wrote:
"Credit crunch or no credit crunch", said Stephen Hawking to his PA. "I want that chair!"

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308. At 9:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, archyogi wrote:
Sir Alan Sugar's Bentley, yet another high-profile casualty of the recession.

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309. At 9:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, archyogi wrote:
The most recent batch of new F1 regulations seem to have gone a little too far.

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310. At 9:22pm on 09 Apr 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
George Lucas personally returns Boba Fett's stolen head just in time for the premiere of Star Wars: A Musical Journey.

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311. At 9:22pm on 09 Apr 2009, archyogi wrote:
Obama: So how's my $13.4bn doing then?
GM chief: We've managed to produce a car without any doors or windows!
Obama: Right...

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312. At 9:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, martinfreye wrote:
Once the banks start lending again I'm getting the other half.

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313. At 9:31pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
If this new car of yours has got no doors, how the devil are we going to get in and out?

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314. At 9:39pm on 09 Apr 2009, Pip_Corby wrote:
F1 goes disability access

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315. At 9:41pm on 09 Apr 2009, digihansbrinker wrote:
Ironside has risen from the grave!

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316. At 9:43pm on 09 Apr 2009, Pinkool14 wrote:
Jeremy Clarkson: "I think I know what I'll get James for christmas"

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317. At 10:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, Sharpe-Intake wrote:
Cursing 'M's replacement, and fearing Felix's comments, Bond voluntarily headed for the Hudson.

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318. At 10:24pm on 09 Apr 2009, Sharpe-Intake wrote:
See 317: Read 'Q' not 'M'.

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319. At 10:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, Sharpe-Intake wrote:
Amazing what you can make out of unclaimed flotsom off the luggage carousel at JFK, when waiting for your bags from Heathrow!

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320. At 10:37pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
When Sarah and Jeff separated, everything was split down the middle 50/50

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321. At 10:37pm on 09 Apr 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Come back, Easter Bunny! I really was a good boy this year!!

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322. At 10:46pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Robert Llewellyn was very impressed with this week's entrants for Scrapheap Challenge ... but this was meant to be a coffee percolator

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323. At 10:49pm on 09 Apr 2009, Tina wrote:
The Americans always like Drive-Thru's. Now they can "Drive-Thru" their favourite supermarket drinking 3liters of cola on the way!

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324. At 10:50pm on 09 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
With new versions on the market of the Mini, the Fiat 500 and the Beetle, Ford felt it was an appropriate time to reintroduce the Model T

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325. At 10:52pm on 09 Apr 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
You do your best to be green, and then taxi drivers laugh at your stabilisers.

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326. At 11:07pm on 09 Apr 2009, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
George had a feeling that shooting off the roller coaster at that last sharp turn had not been part of the ride.

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327. At 11:15pm on 09 Apr 2009, quickrossa1 wrote:
HELP! ALL I WANTED WAS FOUR PASSPORT SIZED PHOTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!

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328. At 11:18pm on 09 Apr 2009, quickrossa1 wrote:
HELP!! ALL I WANTED WAS FOUR PASSPORT SIZED PHOTTOOOOSSSSS!!

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329. At 11:29pm on 09 Apr 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Prohibited U-turns My Addiction

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330. At 11:53pm on 09 Apr 2009, BajanAgent wrote:
I dont get it. I asked for an airbag... they asked me if my wife was travelling with me...?

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331. At 11:56pm on 09 Apr 2009, BajanAgent wrote:
Puma? I prefer ADIDAS... All Day I Dreamt About Stopping...

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332. At 00:00am on 10 Apr 2009, BajanAgent wrote:
Tiger Woods's new pimped out golf club trolley.

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333. At 00:02am on 10 Apr 2009, BajanAgent wrote:
What do you mean, it doesn't come with air conditioning...?

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334. At 00:05am on 10 Apr 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
Economical, environmentally friendly...and a guaranteed seat in the pub.

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335. At 00:10am on 10 Apr 2009, vewaka wrote:
Watch out for the next one on a rotating ball!!!!

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336. At 00:20am on 10 Apr 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
"I don't understand it - the date was going so well. Must have been something I said."

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337. At 00:23am on 10 Apr 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
The trainer company called. They want to know if the test driver was wearing their shoes.

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338. At 00:33am on 10 Apr 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
And so he ventured forth, the chase scene from the French Connection fresh in his mind.

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339. At 00:34am on 10 Apr 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
"Oh no, there goes my last small quantity of kudos."

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340. At 00:36am on 10 Apr 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
We have an internet order from a rickshaw company that wants to modernise its fleet.

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341. At 00:36am on 10 Apr 2009, 49pete wrote:
Driving backwards through the NY traffic, NASA test the Mars buggy in the most inhospitable place on Earth.

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342. At 00:47am on 10 Apr 2009, roostaC wrote:
Steve test drives the new racing comode

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343. At 00:55am on 10 Apr 2009, owl1976 wrote:
Rare 1976 Invacar convertible spotted in New York.

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344. At 01:02am on 10 Apr 2009, owl1976 wrote:
Optional extras include: CD player, air conditioning, car body, additional pair of wheels, windows, doors, sun-roof...

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345. At 01:27am on 10 Apr 2009, jezgreen66 wrote:
happy easter from cadburys..put the man in the egg....not the egg in the man

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346. At 01:28am on 10 Apr 2009, jezgreen66 wrote:
if its an egg does it run on shell

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347. At 01:35am on 10 Apr 2009, littleDickie wrote:
" 'Ere, they got Becks driving that newest FIFA and Posh ain't with him..."

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348. At 01:35am on 10 Apr 2009, nickson1 wrote:
Jeremy Clarkson was blissfully unaware that he had left the winder in his driveway!

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349. At 01:54am on 10 Apr 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
In a further example of credit crunch downsizing MM announced that the double decker bus had been replaced as the accepted unit of comparative measure.

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350. At 06:53am on 10 Apr 2009, Grace-and-Favour wrote:
Tron!
You've come home!

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351. At 06:55am on 10 Apr 2009, Grace-and-Favour wrote:
And the pink one we produce for ladies really is embarrassing!

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352. At 07:06am on 10 Apr 2009, lynlyn1953 wrote:
camera crews were in piccadilly today shooting a modern re-make of the film Ben Hur

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353. At 07:36am on 10 Apr 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
Richard Branson had big plans for his involvement in F1.

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354. At 07:48am on 10 Apr 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
R2D2's children were even more confused when they saw the movie of their father's conception......

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355. At 07:52am on 10 Apr 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
The research team at the Acme Company put the final touches to Mr Wile E Coyote's latest order.

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356. At 07:52am on 10 Apr 2009, Dragndrop wrote:

McLaren demonstrated a complete lack of inderstanding of the new F1 regulations showing how even well known names can get it wrong. But then Steve was also rubbish at managing the England squad.

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357. At 07:57am on 10 Apr 2009, MarktheScout wrote:
Ripley? Ripley? The Alien Queen is chasing me!

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358. At 08:03am on 10 Apr 2009, Fiz-Faz-Foz wrote:
Designed and Engineered by Segway.
Tyres and Seat by GM.

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359. At 08:23am on 10 Apr 2009, laughsofgreed wrote:
Pimp My Ride broadens its demographic to the over 60s.

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360. At 08:37am on 10 Apr 2009, chris84b wrote:
Trashing the chassis of cars, G20 protesters went one step too far.

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361. At 08:46am on 10 Apr 2009, alexd2008 wrote:
GM designer falls into timewarp and invents a prototype Smart car, ten years too late.

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362. At 09:38am on 10 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Even the birds avoided cr*pping on this one

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363. At 09:49am on 10 Apr 2009, Champinjoner wrote:
Wait till I pick her up in this!

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364. At 10:17am on 10 Apr 2009, PoetTammo wrote:
These taxi simulators are really coming on...

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365. At 10:18am on 10 Apr 2009, ea1983 wrote:
Developer shouts: RADAR IS NOT INCLUDED.

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366. At 10:38am on 10 Apr 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
The new design for the classic New York taxi gives drivers an even better excuse for not picking up minorities

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367. At 10:39am on 10 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The CIA would not be drawn into why they spent billions of dollars developing a stealth invalid carriage

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368. At 10:42am on 10 Apr 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
Sometimes the nippiest of cars don't make for the best getaway cars on a bank job

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369. At 10:43am on 10 Apr 2009, Pendle_Witch wrote:
Was this supposed to be Jenson Button's next job after Honda?

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370. At 10:43am on 10 Apr 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
"Hogwarts here i come....." .........................

said Jed Bush

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371. At 10:43am on 10 Apr 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Flicking the wrong button, H.G.Wells was shocked to see yellow, horseless hackneyed cabs. He was expecting dinosaurs.

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372. At 10:49am on 10 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Doctor Strangelove collects his new conveyance from Detroit

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373. At 10:50am on 10 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Longbridge unveils its new make-or-break car

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374. At 10:53am on 10 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Faster than a speeding bullock!

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375. At 10:54am on 10 Apr 2009, Skiron wrote:
Two wheels on my wagon, and I'm still rolling along...

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376. At 10:56am on 10 Apr 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
GM unveil the new Chevrolet Firebaum - the car for the curry-lover

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377. At 10:58am on 10 Apr 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Almost as ridiculous as a 100-1 shot winning the Grand National, and that won me £820....but no kudos!

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378. At 10:58am on 10 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
And who is the new car aimed at? Well, with no front windscreen, it would be ideal for insectivores.

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379. At 11:02am on 10 Apr 2009, DermotOLogical wrote:
My other car is a car

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380. At 11:04am on 10 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Tesco announces they will be putting in an order for 500,000 just as soon as the manufacturers can find somewhere to fit a shopping basket

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381. At 11:07am on 10 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
GM introduce the new Chevrolet Kudos

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382. At 11:08am on 10 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
General Motors is OK. It's this specific motor I'm worried about.

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383. At 11:08am on 10 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
And one of the major benefits of this model is that there's not enough space for Jeremy Clarkson to fit in it.

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384. At 11:34am on 10 Apr 2009, justfor wrote:
Just why had no one thought of it before?

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385. At 11:34am on 10 Apr 2009, lindum49 wrote:
NASA's latest Red Planet Rover was soon being called a MARS BAR!

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386. At 11:46am on 10 Apr 2009, Crufty_Baghurdler wrote:
Later he was arrested as, although he was completely sober, his car was half cut.

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387. At 11:51am on 10 Apr 2009, justfor wrote:
Previously Undesirable Man Aboard???

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388. At 11:51am on 10 Apr 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
And our new head designer comes to us from the mobile handset industry

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389. At 11:55am on 10 Apr 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Test drive went swimmingly, but the police impounded it when I stopped for a latte.

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390. At 11:56am on 10 Apr 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Go-Karts-R-Us

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391. At 12:00pm on 10 Apr 2009, stilllitterarty wrote:
Back seat driver nuisance resolved by leading automotive engineers

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392. At 12:05pm on 10 Apr 2009, fandango2 wrote:
The bodywork is carbon fibre, styled in Italy; The chassis is titanium alloy, engineered in Germany...and the wheels at the back we got off an old push chair.

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393. At 12:06pm on 10 Apr 2009, samanthalodge wrote:
and the rest of the world just seemed to speed by

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394. At 12:08pm on 10 Apr 2009, stilllitterarty wrote:
GM takes lead in milk float trailer market

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395. At 12:15pm on 10 Apr 2009, Mexican_Standoff wrote:
Help!!!

It's out of control!

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396. At 12:20pm on 10 Apr 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
What it really needs is an anti-ridicule bar

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397. At 12:22pm on 10 Apr 2009, fandango2 wrote:
Engineered by Segway, styled by GM, wheels by Mothercare.

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398. At 12:28pm on 10 Apr 2009, bouldie wrote:
McLaren realise it's going to take more than a new spoiler for them to win the championship this year

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399. At 12:30pm on 10 Apr 2009, fionapar wrote:
Lewis Hamilton doing penance

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400. At 12:30pm on 10 Apr 2009, 49pete wrote:
The environmental plus was offset by the back-up taxi needed on every run.

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