Winning entries in the caption competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, the UK basked in an all-too-short burst of balmy weather before spring sprung its usual trick and reverted to wind and rain. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"I'm saving this for my cash bonus..."
"You're pretty uptight for an invisible girl."
Alton Towers just didn't have the same buzz since they'd opened their "Last of the Summer Wine" rides.
Brian's Twitter feed was one of the dullest on the net.
Another MP caught abusing his second chair allowance.
Since the end of the Cold War, the exchange of attache cases had ground to a halt. Ivan wasn't complaining.