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This week, a schoolgirl mucks out the giraffe house as London Zoo offers local pupils a chance to be a keeper for a day. But what's being said?
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"Could you keep the noise down, young lady? The string quartet can't hear themselves practice in here."
Girl: "Is this the way to the Scottish Ladies Curling trials?"
"Errr... I don't like to complain, but about this tiger flap in the door..."
Gertrude's attempt to scare the new young zoo keeper by reenacting the famous scene from The Shining didn't work so well.
Although a little early, the giant advent calendar trial run was going well.
"I used to be at Longleat, but you eat just one windscreen wiper blade and it's six months solitary."