Caption Competition

13:44 UK time, Friday, 6 March 2009

Winning entries in the caption competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, multiple Morphs form a flashmob outside Tate Modern in memory of the late Tony Hart. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. rogueslr
"Of course, the original Morph made it big in films. He's now Wallace's left buttock."

5. SeanieSmith
1984 Animators' Strike - The Forgotten Victims.

4. Vicky S
"I'm looking for a pencil box. Wooden. About this high?"

3. JudgePix
Before they were famous: this week, the Terracotta Warriors.

2. Rockahula
Not surprisingly, the Fred Goodwin one was already half way to Waterloo on the sole of someone's boot.

1. ValerieGanne
"Flashmob? How can we flash, what with Tony Hart's lack of attention to detail?"

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1. At 12:56pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Britain can be so Hartless

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2. At 1:00pm on 05 Mar 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:
All right, we want lookouts in every direction. And if any of you see a boy with a test tube and forceps, sing out!

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3. At 1:01pm on 05 Mar 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:
(Red one at the back): "Does my bum look big in this?"

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4. At 1:01pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
And the very same stop-motion method is now used to animate our Prime Minister

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5. At 1:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The Borrowers call a press conference to try and improve their image.

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6. At 1:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Flashmob? How can we flash, what with Tony Hart's lack of attention to detail?

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7. At 1:03pm on 05 Mar 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:
Keep a sharp eye out, men. No kid with a test tube is sneaking up on US!

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8. At 1:04pm on 05 Mar 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
#356 from '1001 uses for Fred Goodwin'..

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9. At 1:05pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
And under excellent cover, Gumby and Pokey made good their escape

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10. At 1:05pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Badly-behaved Chas was nowhere to be seen, as he'd already morphed into Jonathan Ross

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11. At 1:05pm on 05 Mar 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
In the interest of modesty, The Morphs from Nantucket have been removed from the display.

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12. At 1:06pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Wear Elastoplast - it's a plaster scene

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13. At 1:08pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
The producers of BBC2's Horizon attempt to explain Darwin's Theory of Evolution to the masses

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14. At 1:09pm on 05 Mar 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Of course, the original Morph made it big in films. He's now Wallace's left buttock.

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15. At 1:09pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
The Government unveils the South's answer to the "Angel of the North"

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16. At 1:11pm on 05 Mar 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Hmmn, thought Tracy Emin, that's given me an idea..

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17. At 1:12pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
The people to the right of the picture suddenly notice the huge Mother Morph coming to protect her brood

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18. At 1:13pm on 05 Mar 2009, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
The Morphs were delighted with the almost life-like human models they had created.

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19. At 1:14pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The channelling of Tony Hart would awaken the spirit of Dali.

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20. At 1:14pm on 05 Mar 2009, JudgePix wrote:
Patron of the arts brings dough nation to Tate Modern.

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21. At 1:15pm on 05 Mar 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
"They don't move as much as they did on the telly, do they?"

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22. At 1:16pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Even the general public was shocked at the Prime Minister's planned cutbacks for the Army

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23. At 1:17pm on 05 Mar 2009, JudgePix wrote:
New sculpture: Angel of the Morph

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24. At 1:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The assembly for the march up the steps would take a fortnight

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25. At 1:19pm on 05 Mar 2009, JudgePix wrote:
Before they were famous:
this week, the Terracotta Warriors.

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26. At 1:20pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Lacking willing subjects, the nudes photographers decided to make some

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27. At 1:21pm on 05 Mar 2009, Marquee wrote:
Polymorph

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28. At 1:22pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Morphing helped ease the pain of Tony Hart's passing

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29. At 1:23pm on 05 Mar 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
Protestors get the wrong end of the stick as cash-strapped ITV announces it will axe Heartbeat...

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30. At 1:24pm on 05 Mar 2009, Marquee wrote:
Which way to the National Theatre please? We're here to complain about "English People Very Nice". They forgot to insult morphic immigrants!

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31. At 1:25pm on 05 Mar 2009, Martin_Brannigan wrote:
I told you a Flash Mob would be Morphun in the nude!

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32. At 1:25pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
London is full of morphing addicts

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33. At 1:26pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
'Allo Morph

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34. At 1:26pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Tony says: Keep on Trucking

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35. At 1:27pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
So, is this the end o' Morph?

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36. At 1:29pm on 05 Mar 2009, Beegle81 wrote:
People crowded the tiny clay-voyants waiting to hear of the magical works that would be displayed inside the Great Gallery... and of the musical accompaniment that followed the pictures.

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37. At 1:29pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Harry Potter's Wheel

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38. At 1:29pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
"Waiting for Charon," or "Morpheus in the Underworld"

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39. At 1:30pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Morphiomania is certainly catching!

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40. At 1:31pm on 05 Mar 2009, faster than our kes wrote:
Come on lads, let's hit some bars and get plastercined.

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41. At 1:33pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
They almost seem to be taking on personalities of their own, those modellers

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42. At 1:34pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
This will be viewed all over the world, via the Tate Modem

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43. At 1:34pm on 05 Mar 2009, bennym22 wrote:
Inspector Morph and the case of the stolen pencil.

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44. At 1:35pm on 05 Mar 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Morphophyly? That's cracking cheese, Gromit.

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45. At 1:37pm on 05 Mar 2009, Richard_SM wrote:
"Look behind me at the Madame Taussaud's outdoor display. It's rubbish. I don't recognise any of them."

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46. At 1:42pm on 05 Mar 2009, DylanRex wrote:
Evolution took an unexpected turn.

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47. At 1:43pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
And the pugnacious one on the right is known as Cassius Clay

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48. At 1:43pm on 05 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Morph with Brolly: "You see, his collar and cuffs DO match".

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49. At 1:45pm on 05 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Art Critic (gushing): "Dahling, these creations are simply Lilliputian in their concept!"

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50. At 1:48pm on 05 Mar 2009, elinui wrote:
Job cut-backs meant an increase in numbers auditioning for the new Wallace and Gromit film.

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51. At 1:49pm on 05 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
"I say old bean, we are trying to hitch a ride to Henley for the Regatta, don'tcha know?"

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52. At 1:50pm on 05 Mar 2009, Softie42 wrote:
Hey there! Come and join us! The grown-ups think its too cold to take their clothes off.

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53. At 1:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
They formed a pretty malleable crowd.

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54. At 1:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, Buddy71 wrote:
The Morph Musical Statues competition entered its 77th day.........

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55. At 1:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Two of the winners in the Tate's "Stares In Your Eyes Contest"

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56. At 1:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Boris Johnson's new cabinet is revealed.

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57. At 1:54pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallery

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58. At 1:54pm on 05 Mar 2009, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Latest news: Making a social statement, several people are downsizing during the economic crisis

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59. At 1:56pm on 05 Mar 2009, Beegle81 wrote:
Shades and a camera...
Although in disguise the Morphs recognised him and knew that he liked to be in charge, they also knew they would be nothing but putty in his hands.

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60. At 1:57pm on 05 Mar 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"...well they look even less like the originals in this version. And Bono as Wonka? I mean come on..."

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61. At 1:57pm on 05 Mar 2009, missshazam wrote:
Hey Macaraina...!

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62. At 1:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
SeanieSmith snickered as, one by one, the competitors at the Caption Competition Finals were reduced to small pliable figurines.

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63. At 2:00pm on 05 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Art for Hart's sake.

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64. At 2:01pm on 05 Mar 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Morph for your money at Tate Modern

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65. At 2:01pm on 05 Mar 2009, Softie42 wrote:
Come on! It's fun!

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66. At 2:01pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Anarchist clay modelers overthrow 'puppet' government

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67. At 2:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Step this way!step this way!...........no,no...go back!go back!

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68. At 2:04pm on 05 Mar 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Hart-Clay Bank

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69. At 2:05pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Wallace discovers what blue cheese looks like under magnification

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70. At 2:07pm on 05 Mar 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
There was a whole other half to this family, unfortunately, their name's mud.

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71. At 2:07pm on 05 Mar 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Side effects of Morphine not fully understood.

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72. At 2:08pm on 05 Mar 2009, Luke_L wrote:
With so many naturists around these days, Chippendale Morph was finding work hard to come by.

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73. At 2:11pm on 05 Mar 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Will you clay with me?"

"In a Hartbeat"

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74. At 2:11pm on 05 Mar 2009, emettman wrote:
Finally, Morph and his friends take over
The Gallery.
Dum, dum dee dum dum...

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75. At 2:12pm on 05 Mar 2009, Maggiemalou wrote:
The Mighty Morph-ing Power Rangers decided it was time for a more mature look ...

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76. At 2:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, planetmarshalluk wrote:
Economy woes force cutbacks to London Fashion Week.

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77. At 2:19pm on 05 Mar 2009, duffcub wrote:
Mighty Morph empowers strangers

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78. At 2:20pm on 05 Mar 2009, FM wrote:
Bride or Groom?

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79. At 2:20pm on 05 Mar 2009, Tom-K-Hawkey wrote:
Boh? Boh-ba-bo-bo-bobah?

Bah! Bo bo bahbob bo!

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80. At 2:23pm on 05 Mar 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Why didn't you bring a brolly - heavy rain's forecast this afternoon?

The placement student at the studio squashed it up and made it into a cat for his project.

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81. At 2:25pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Feat of clay

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82. At 2:31pm on 05 Mar 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
'Here's one I clayed earlier...'

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83. At 2:34pm on 05 Mar 2009, loathsome wrote:
It looked like there was going to be a fight between the Morphs and the Jelly Babies...

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84. At 2:34pm on 05 Mar 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
"So, Colonol Morph, what do you think of this latest exhibition?"

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85. At 2:37pm on 05 Mar 2009, Liam wrote:
"Mighty Morph'in Flash Mobbers"

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86. At 2:39pm on 05 Mar 2009, jellyba wrote:
credit crunch forces cheaper version of Emperor's soldiers
they'll never notice

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87. At 2:40pm on 05 Mar 2009, jellyba wrote:
Go figure

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88. At 2:41pm on 05 Mar 2009, BadgersRetreat wrote:
Happy AIG shareholders greet the AIG board of directors as they gather for their annual compensation committee meeting.

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89. At 2:43pm on 05 Mar 2009, hennell wrote:
Morph was beginning to suspect he'd become the victim of identity theft.

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90. At 2:44pm on 05 Mar 2009, jellyba wrote:
definitely impressionist

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91. At 2:46pm on 05 Mar 2009, jellyba wrote:
Charlie Chaplin meets the Chippendales

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92. At 2:46pm on 05 Mar 2009, honesthulley wrote:
"They weren`t from the usual mould of streakers."

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93. At 2:47pm on 05 Mar 2009, jellyba wrote:
We call it Ceroplastic Minimalism.

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94. At 2:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, laendler_leonard wrote:
The crowd loved Morph's Frank Butcher impression, but his friend was not quite so impressed.

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95. At 2:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
Who said we'd hitch a lift more quickly if we took our clothes off?

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96. At 2:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, kipperonthefloor-The Dog and Trout Inn at A44322987, A great place to have a Christmas Knees-up! wrote:
That Jelly Baby army will be no match for us!

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97. At 2:54pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
As Morph slowly melted under the heat, everybody agreed it had been a half-baked idea

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98. At 2:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
High summer in Claythorpes.

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99. At 2:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, archstinker wrote:

CBBC's version of 'The Omen' received record complaints from worried parents

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100. At 3:00pm on 05 Mar 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
In Memorphiam.

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101. At 3:03pm on 05 Mar 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Tony.... Tony!! ... TONY!!!

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102. At 3:10pm on 05 Mar 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
"You're called Morph, well bless my soul, I'M called Morph too"

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103. At 3:10pm on 05 Mar 2009, laendler_leonard wrote:
With all the attention from the crowd, and cursing the cheap plasticine used to make them, Morph and Morph tried their best to stop their arm and bow tie from falling off.

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104. At 3:15pm on 05 Mar 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
All Kiln, No Phil

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105. At 3:16pm on 05 Mar 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Model citizens

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106. At 3:16pm on 05 Mar 2009, teazeldad wrote:
"Same Difference" weren't entirely sure about their post X-factor makeover

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107. At 3:17pm on 05 Mar 2009, rosemarypoet wrote:
Short people plan mass sit-in on Andy Newman, only nobody notices. Trouble escalates into major conflict as little people chain themselves to policeman's ankle...

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108. At 3:17pm on 05 Mar 2009, laendler_leonard wrote:
Their eyes met across the crowd, but the pen-wielding Morph and mysterious blonde knew their love could never be.

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109. At 3:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
New Model Army

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110. At 3:23pm on 05 Mar 2009, laendler_leonard wrote:
Morph and Morph were amazed at the size of the crowd that had gathered to watch their old mobile-phone-conversation mime act.

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111. At 3:24pm on 05 Mar 2009, rosemarypoet wrote:
Anthony Gormley's credit-crunched 'Little gnomes of the South' is applauded by Boris for it's taste and brevity.

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112. At 3:30pm on 05 Mar 2009, rosemarypoet wrote:
Anthony Gormley's credit-crunched little gnomes of the South' is applauded by Boris for its taste and brevity.
Oops, spotted the lapse in punctuation, hope nobody noticed. Hmmmm

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113. At 3:30pm on 05 Mar 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Angry investor make effigies of Sir Fred Goodwin.

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114. At 3:33pm on 05 Mar 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Try outs for the new England football team look promising..!

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115. At 3:35pm on 05 Mar 2009, clare_555 wrote:
The morph YMCA tribute band

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116. At 3:39pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Well, the Cabinet have got to find something to do whilst Gordon is away in America

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117. At 3:40pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Ashes to flashes

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118. At 3:44pm on 05 Mar 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Do you think Upsydaisy and Igglepiggle will be enjoying a similar homage in thirty years time?

Erm…

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119. At 3:45pm on 05 Mar 2009, oscar111s wrote:
I'm Morphius!......no I'm Morphius......NO I'm Morphius..........

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120. At 3:46pm on 05 Mar 2009, rosemarypoet wrote:
Having shrunk in the public's estimation, the bankers refuse to hand back their inflated pensions.'Come and try to get them back, Harriet!'

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121. At 3:47pm on 05 Mar 2009, Sean241160 wrote:
Fred confidently twirled his moustache and flipped the bird to the baying mob. He was sure no one would question his pension agreement whilst in this disguise.

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122. At 3:50pm on 05 Mar 2009, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Finally we find out why Ardman Productions were not contracted to produce the Harry Potter films

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123. At 3:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
And zo my friends, ze leetle grey cells lead me to conclude zat ze killer was a leetle brown man wiz ze big eyes and no fingers.

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124. At 3:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, robmoo wrote:
Jacko's London announcement revealed some drastic new body modifications.

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125. At 3:55pm on 05 Mar 2009, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Ardman Productions next film, "Wallace and Grommit in Murder on The Plasticine Express".

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126. At 3:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
...and then Mr Mayor, this bloke will approach from the western end of the stadium and, using a flame thrower cunningly disguised as a brolly, light the Olympic Flame.

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127. At 4:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
And here we see the nudist wing of the Nac Mac Feegle.

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128. At 4:03pm on 05 Mar 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
There was always a big turnout for a cover shoot of 'Elf and Efficiency'.

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129. At 4:11pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Men with feet of clay shouldn't walk on gravel

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130. At 4:13pm on 05 Mar 2009, katelils wrote:
The BBC realised too late that the 'Morph: Live' Show wasn't going to have the right impact.

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131. At 4:17pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Horizon programme researchers scout for low cost hairless nudist volunteers

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132. At 4:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
With everybody chanting "Toe Knee Heart, Toe Knee Heart" the Police thought it was a demonstration against spare-part surgery

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133. At 4:20pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Objets d'Hart

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134. At 4:21pm on 05 Mar 2009, SoLoCAle wrote:
Take Hart! The credit crunch could have turned us into ginger-bread men.

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135. At 4:23pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Please don't fire me it makes me stiff!

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136. At 4:25pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Lavinia (far right) was a little disappointed with her modelling contract

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137. At 4:25pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Dog's mess problem rears its ugly head again on London streets

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138. At 4:27pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
BBC potters wheel interlude comes to life

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139. At 4:27pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Tony Hart is celebrated for bringing art to the public ... which is more than the Tate Modern has ever done

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140. At 4:28pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Software people attend Hart memorial fest

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141. At 4:31pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Brown tells British workers to to "shape up"

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142. At 4:32pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Poor seven-year-old Charlotte had brought a Womble with her by mistake and was unceremoniously thrown into the Thames

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143. At 4:33pm on 05 Mar 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Er, lads, whatever you do, don't turn around!

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144. At 4:34pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Morph family are rehoused in a new high-rise pencil-case

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145. At 4:34pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Short but works a treat

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146. At 4:35pm on 05 Mar 2009, chappers009 wrote:
Poor umbrella carrying Morph has no idea he's about to be 'happy slapped'

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147. At 4:36pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Enraged at their exclusion, supporters of Oliver Postgate were picketing the Embankment nearby

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148. At 4:41pm on 05 Mar 2009, SoothsayerBarNone wrote:
(The little chap in the black hat with brolly) "I can thoroughly recommend a £17Million pension pot & £700,000 a year for life ... look at all those other jealous wannabe-bankers behind me!"

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149. At 4:47pm on 05 Mar 2009, wolfy2121 wrote:
The flashmob of Giant People that Morph had organised in light of Tony Hart's death did not impress his father.

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150. At 4:49pm on 05 Mar 2009, chappers009 wrote:
Woman notices giant Morph through her fringe in the nick of time as everyone falls for the tiny Morph diversion!!!

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151. At 4:49pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
For small investors, the credit crunch claimed the shirts off their back

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152. At 4:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, wolfy2121 wrote:
"Run boy, they're on to us!"

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153. At 4:55pm on 05 Mar 2009, PrincessAstropoppet wrote:
Morph does the Macarena - out on DVD in time for Christmas

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154. At 4:56pm on 05 Mar 2009, GDWedinburgh wrote:
Heeeeey macarena!

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155. At 4:59pm on 05 Mar 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
"Grab your coat luv, you've pulled! TAXI!!"

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156. At 5:14pm on 05 Mar 2009, alpha-kat wrote:
"And for all those years, I thought they were lifesize"

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157. At 5:15pm on 05 Mar 2009, flametime_lord wrote:
The remake to 'The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor' had a slightly smaller budget than the original

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158. At 5:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Mr Brolly and Mr Cuffs were eliminated in the Simon Says preliminaries

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159. At 5:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, flametime_lord wrote:
It was clear that no kid with a test tube was going anywhere near the Tate Modern

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160. At 5:19pm on 05 Mar 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
The Lilliputian Naturist and Gay Rights parade always attracted a big turnout.

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161. At 5:21pm on 05 Mar 2009, neodobbie wrote:
Due to the recession, Tate Modern was forced to scale down its Terracotta Army exhibition.

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162. At 5:23pm on 05 Mar 2009, katelils wrote:
It became clear that either the Morph doing the Bus Stop or the Twist was going to win the dance-a-thon.

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163. At 5:24pm on 05 Mar 2009, electroartist wrote:
Art lovers flock to the Tate to check out what's hot on the Plasti-Scene.

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164. At 5:24pm on 05 Mar 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
What you got planned for tomorrow?
I'm auditioning for Ray Harryhausen.

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165. At 5:27pm on 05 Mar 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Why are we here? We're demonstrating for bigger parts.

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166. At 5:28pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
And these little Morphs were fashionably late

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167. At 5:37pm on 05 Mar 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Surrounded and caught in the act stealing artwork from Tate Modern, Morph and his gang although sorry say they cannot return the pictures.

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168. At 5:38pm on 05 Mar 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
The Morphs knew that Tony would have found their sign language a little too suggestive.

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169. At 5:41pm on 05 Mar 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Banker Morph feared the false moustache wouldn't save him from the mob.

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170. At 5:54pm on 05 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
There was a large number of Chinese spinsters in the crowd who had heard there would be little men who were malleable

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171. At 6:13pm on 05 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Yeah, I never could do Charlie Chaplin's moustache properly

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172. At 6:23pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Hercule Poirot and Captain Hastings are called in to investigate the disappearance of Hart

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173. At 6:39pm on 05 Mar 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
I had that Tony Hart in the back of the cab once.

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174. At 6:44pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kipson wrote:
I show you who's the 'ard man!

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175. At 6:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, opaqueprawn2 wrote:
Five potato, Six potato, Seven potato, Morph!

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176. At 7:04pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rockahula wrote:
'Yes, I read about it in Time Out too and I'm so glad I came; I mean, just look at them - they're HUGE!'

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177. At 7:04pm on 05 Mar 2009, AVALARF wrote:
LONDONERS PROTEST AGAINST WITHDRAWL OF BENDYBUSES

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178. At 7:06pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rockahula wrote:
'Typical' thought Margaret. 'I finally manage to balance this enormous pole on my head and everyone's too busy looking at plasticine men...'

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179. At 7:07pm on 05 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Tate Gallimorphry

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180. At 7:13pm on 05 Mar 2009, jumpycheese wrote:
The Morph (Marx) Brothers

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181. At 7:14pm on 05 Mar 2009, jumpycheese wrote:
Morph sized taxis don't exist

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182. At 7:15pm on 05 Mar 2009, jumpycheese wrote:
I'm keeping away from the multi coloured one as he looks ill

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183. At 7:21pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rockahula wrote:
Budget cuts start to show at ITV as it films its new show 'Morphbeat' in front of a live audience.

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184. At 7:22pm on 05 Mar 2009, BettyHur wrote:
"It's Tony, Tate and Lyle with their family sweetheart bringing laughter to the heavenly gallery".

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185. At 7:25pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Morphdom did not agree with Mary Poppins

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186. At 7:30pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Unfortunately, their public performance meant no private parts

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187. At 7:35pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Indeterminant outer wear made the morph speed dating event a bit tricky

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188. At 7:37pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
(corrected spelling)
Indeterminate outer wear made the morph speed dating event a bit tricky

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189. At 7:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
By working the unwitting crowd, by day's end the Morphs has accumulated several dozen wallets, mobile phones and pens.

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190. At 7:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, BettyHur wrote:
"And the journalist for the people tries to get another front page scoop".

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191. At 7:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, carlahalton wrote:
"Ok poirot, we can't afford a taxi, we'll have to hitch a ride..."

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192. At 7:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rustikins wrote:
You can unlearn the shame of being naked.

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193. At 8:00pm on 05 Mar 2009, BettyHur wrote:
To Candace9839 I will explain in full with correct punctuation as I grew up with him.

Mother to child who was distraught at loosing her Art hero,

"It's Tony, Tate and Lyle, sweetheart, bringing laughter to the heavenly gallery above, where he now paints the rainbows".

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194. At 8:01pm on 05 Mar 2009, mhansford888 wrote:
Every year, thousands gather to see perhaps Tony Hart's most famous exhibition:

"The rude gestures of the Morph"

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195. At 8:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, mhansford888 wrote:
"This umbrella may turn out to be useful...."

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196. At 8:06pm on 05 Mar 2009, den-rsinrbite-in-eu wrote:
Give generously to the Tony Hart
morphsoleum.

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197. At 8:11pm on 05 Mar 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
The BBC looks back at news stories that time forgot: The 1984 animators' strike.

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198. At 8:12pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Someone's made off with our belly buttons

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199. At 8:14pm on 05 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Whilst the crowd were distracted with Morph, somebody stole Kensington Gardens - it must be Nick Park

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200. At 8:15pm on 05 Mar 2009, stigmondo wrote:
Whatever you do, don't move. They've got pencils..

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201. At 8:16pm on 05 Mar 2009, stigmondo wrote:
Hello #47, I see you've come dressed for the part..

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202. At 8:21pm on 05 Mar 2009, stigmondo wrote:
Oi, you! Did you nick his baguette?

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203. At 8:22pm on 05 Mar 2009, stigmondo wrote:
You can laugh mate, but I assure you its going to rain..

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204. At 8:30pm on 05 Mar 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I say, old chap...haven't I seen you're face somewhere before?"

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205. At 8:47pm on 05 Mar 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
He can't see what it is yet !

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206. At 8:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Aw, go on, do that thing where you disappear into a hole in the ground then reappear a couple of yards away..

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207. At 8:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, will_date wrote:
Obama unveils Iraq occupation force post 2011.

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208. At 8:57pm on 05 Mar 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Morphologists Annual Convention lacks Hart.

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209. At 8:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, 25_and_no_hope wrote:
"Flashmorph" steals limelight from World's Largest Lego Building.

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210. At 9:00pm on 05 Mar 2009, sl4dude wrote:
ok... now which one do we throw the paint at?

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211. At 9:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, sl4dude wrote:
Honestly... all these Big people, coming over here taking all our jobs. We say British Plasterscene for British Morphs.

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212. At 9:06pm on 05 Mar 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I'm not sure about the bow tie, Giles - a little bit overdressed, don't you think?"

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213. At 9:16pm on 05 Mar 2009, diminished wrote:
On the news that the Life of Tony Hart was to be made into a motion picture, small plasticine men began to queue around the block for the starring role.

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214. At 9:21pm on 05 Mar 2009, CGSKoo wrote:
"Tell the guy taking photos, Im NOT pleased to see him and this IS an umbrella in my pocket!"

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215. At 9:40pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

To ensure there was no trouble this time, Cheryl had arranged for Chris Eubank to be with Ashley all evening

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216. At 9:40pm on 05 Mar 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
"Of course I'm not as fit as I used to be. Back in my TV days, I'd be lifting my arm up like this three times a day."

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217. At 9:45pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

"Why ..." wondered Morph " ... is the the model of the Vision On animated frog now holding a camera phone?"

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218. At 9:45pm on 05 Mar 2009, Alihaha wrote:
come on lads - morph-un to be had this way ..........!

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219. At 9:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, RevGoff wrote:
Whilst waiting for the outcome of the health inspector's visit Heston made some gingerbread men

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220. At 9:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Heston Blumenthal finally discovers the source of his infestation

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221. At 9:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, CGSKoo wrote:
"Pssst, if you can hear what Im saying, stop taking the drugs!"

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222. At 9:52pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Thumb Brolly to Louvre

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223. At 9:53pm on 05 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Suddenly, some of the Morphs at the back started evolving into full-size clothed adults - Tony Hart's master plan for world domination was finally taking effect

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224. At 9:54pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Big moustaches were part of the 'cine

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225. At 9:55pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

This is a Hart hat area

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226. At 9:58pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Morph Number 2's hand gesture showed what he really thought of Morph Number 1

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227. At 9:59pm on 05 Mar 2009, Kudosless wrote:

You're fired

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228. At 10:03pm on 05 Mar 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"Just one more picture fellas...click...maybe another...click..left a bit...click..."

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229. At 10:08pm on 05 Mar 2009, Digrgrl wrote:
When Gumby's fan club meets, everyone has a good time...

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230. At 10:08pm on 05 Mar 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Having eaten their creator as promised, the Jelly Babies began to evolve.

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231. At 10:10pm on 05 Mar 2009, corporatemagician wrote:
Excited students attend their first lecture in Morphology

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232. At 10:18pm on 05 Mar 2009, Rockahula wrote:
Not surprisingly, the Fred Goodwin one was already half way to Waterloo on the sole of someone's boot.

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233. At 10:20pm on 05 Mar 2009, jumpycheese wrote:
A Hart warming tribute.

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234. At 10:28pm on 05 Mar 2009, ejtasker wrote:
"Downsizing" was affecting all areas of London

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235. At 10:42pm on 05 Mar 2009, Paul_Baron wrote:
I don't know about you? But I am speechless!

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236. At 11:02pm on 05 Mar 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"I'm sure I'm missing something...top hat, umbrella...Oh darn...clothes!"

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237. At 11:03pm on 05 Mar 2009, saintpriscilla wrote:
thumbs up guys a multitude of colours, how cool is that!

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238. At 11:09pm on 05 Mar 2009, fredley wrote:
Morph was still clinging to his job, most of his friends had already been fired...

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239. At 11:10pm on 05 Mar 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Before turning to the "Lapland experience" organisers had previously failed with their theme park based on the re-enactment of the "General Strike of 1926"..

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240. At 11:10pm on 05 Mar 2009, lilley15 wrote:
"Morning! Sir Fred Goodwins the name anygone got a spare couple of billion"

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241. At 11:31pm on 05 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Morph, is that mob still following us?

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242. At 11:51pm on 05 Mar 2009, hoopconjecture wrote:
and now its time for....The Gallery

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243. At 11:56pm on 05 Mar 2009, CaptSpaceBat wrote:
"Accountant Morph" (front left) is disqualified for not actually being made from Plasticine.

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244. At 03:29am on 06 Mar 2009, littleDickie wrote:
" I began this journey as Flat Stanley but I got hi-jacked in a Lyons Corner caff and
then in a lorry stop on the M1, so my
identity is suffering as they think I want to be an immigrant worker..."

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245. At 07:13am on 06 Mar 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
What have you got planned for tomorrow?
I'm starring in 'Morpheus on the Underground'.

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246. At 07:41am on 06 Mar 2009, Vicky S wrote:
"Oooh, 'allo Mr Horne! I'm Ecto and this is my friend Iso."

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247. At 07:42am on 06 Mar 2009, Vicky S wrote:
Being the world's most famous Belgian detective made undercover work almost impossible.

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248. At 07:43am on 06 Mar 2009, Vicky S wrote:
" I'm looking for a pencil box. Wooden. About this high?"

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249. At 07:59am on 06 Mar 2009, peter68 wrote:
Innocent plasticine characters? Morph fool you!

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250. At 08:01am on 06 Mar 2009, peter68 wrote:
Morph engagingly, recreates Dick Van Dyke's Bert character from 'Mary Poppins'

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251. At 08:05am on 06 Mar 2009, peter68 wrote:
Never mind plasticine, morphine worked wonders on the travelling pygmy circus

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252. At 08:06am on 06 Mar 2009, peter68 wrote:
Moments later in a fit of jealous rage, Nick Park enters the scene with a garden roller

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253. At 08:10am on 06 Mar 2009, peter68 wrote:
Chas, always tired of playing second fiddle to Morph, so from his undercover, Victorian Gent disguise, he planned to blow away all the Morphs with his AK47 Brolly.

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254. At 08:19am on 06 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
After the failure of the previous incumbents, Boris Johnson brings in new help to clean up Wimbledon

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255. At 08:22am on 06 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Small investors hope to get revenge with wax models of bankers and a van-load of pins

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256. At 08:23am on 06 Mar 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
But where was everybody with their little Noggin the Nog dolls when Oliver Postgate passed away?

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257. At 08:24am on 06 Mar 2009, beachcred wrote:
Cripes Algy, it looks as if the escape committee got the civvies wrong.

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258. At 08:25am on 06 Mar 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
"Out of the way," yelled Superman, landing on the roof of the Tate Modern, "Has nobody heard of plastic explosive?"

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259. At 08:26am on 06 Mar 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Somebody had clearly got their Plasticine all mixed up with their Mr. Potato-Head set

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260. At 08:26am on 06 Mar 2009, beachcred wrote:
After today's discovery, evolutionists were wondering if there'd been a page missing from the Origin of the Species

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261. At 08:28am on 06 Mar 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Even though Morph had disguised himself with a false moustache, he was still recognised by fans

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262. At 08:29am on 06 Mar 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
There were renewed fears for Michael Jackson's health when he appeared at the O2, strangely-shrunken, and with his skin now a strange pink colour

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263. At 08:31am on 06 Mar 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"If there's one thing I hate about living in the world of stop-motion animation... queues!"

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264. At 08:32am on 06 Mar 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
At a press conference, journalists are shown lobsters recently caught off Sellafield

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265. At 08:34am on 06 Mar 2009, beachcred wrote:
The thing is Anton, when they said the Strictly budget would be shrunk - I didn't realise this is what they meant...

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266. At 08:34am on 06 Mar 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Actually, I was going to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of Fellini's "La Dolce Vita" with a little model of Anita Ekberg, but I didn't have enough Plasticine

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267. At 08:36am on 06 Mar 2009, crazymurdav wrote:
Morph on Left: "Do you like my model humans?"
Morph on Right: "Yes, they're very lifelike"

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268. At 08:38am on 06 Mar 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Demonstrators protest that there are not enough size-one models on the London catwalks

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269. At 08:39am on 06 Mar 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Wherever we go Morph, you always make an exhibition of yourself."

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270. At 08:44am on 06 Mar 2009, shiny4684 wrote:
Super Morphing Powers Strangers

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271. At 08:44am on 06 Mar 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
The Morph the merrier

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272. At 08:48am on 06 Mar 2009, TyIpswich wrote:
Representatives of the Morph community carry out a non-violent protest to defend their rights to job seekers allowance and housing benefit.

BNP spokesperson has this to say "They weren't born here, they aren't from here and we don't want them here!"

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273. At 08:51am on 06 Mar 2009, Jon_M_P wrote:
and God created morph in his own image..

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274. At 08:52am on 06 Mar 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Celulite was hereditary in Morph world.

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275. At 08:57am on 06 Mar 2009, TyIpswich wrote:
The UN looks on, disappointed as the smurfs fail to turn up to the morph/smurf peace treaty for the third time.

The future of the region looks bleak as civilians from the area recall the devastation caused by the last war; there was plasticine and blue fur everywhere!

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276. At 08:58am on 06 Mar 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
1984 Animators' Strike - The Forgotten Victims.

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277. At 09:01am on 06 Mar 2009, TyIpswich wrote:
Anti-stem cell research activists gather to protest that genetic engineering has caused deformities amongst their community (however no evidence has yet been found to support this claim) The house of lords investigation continues...

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278. At 09:15am on 06 Mar 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Now that the plaster(crime)cine had been cleared it was time for some serious detective work.....A big man done it!

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279. At 09:27am on 06 Mar 2009, TyIpswich wrote:
As the boy wonder stared at the picture trying to muster a witty caption one of the morphs tapped the PC Monitor and whispered "Shouldn't you be working?..."

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280. At 09:32am on 06 Mar 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
The wedding had been a great success, until Big Red Rab showed off his Blue Bols.

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281. At 09:33am on 06 Mar 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"You wait ages for a bus..."

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282. At 09:37am on 06 Mar 2009, 25_and_no_hope wrote:
Morphs pay their respects as Tony Hart makes his way up the crematorium chimney.

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283. At 09:43am on 06 Mar 2009, katyt wrote:
"I've put my Hart into this."
"Just keep your Sole out."

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284. At 09:50am on 06 Mar 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
ITV's replacements for Ant & Dec were not only cheaper but were also far more animated.

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285. At 09:52am on 06 Mar 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Poor little Jimmy Krankie was suffering from The Sixth Sense - "I see red people"

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286. At 09:54am on 06 Mar 2009, PoacheLeRen wrote:
Despite having no visible genitalia, Morph had been busy reproducing since the last series of Hartbeat.

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287. At 09:55am on 06 Mar 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Outside the Tate Modern, dear. It's the only 'place-to-be-seen'.

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288. At 09:57am on 06 Mar 2009, PoacheLeRen wrote:
The plasticine army's attempt to storm the Tate modern was foiled by the vigilante crowd, despite having donned fancy dress to try and sneak in unnoticed.

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289. At 10:02am on 06 Mar 2009, katyt wrote:
The campaign for clamping down on cannabis users steps up.

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290. At 10:05am on 06 Mar 2009, laughsofgreed wrote:
Hitch-hiking can be hard when your 6 inches tall.

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291. At 10:12am on 06 Mar 2009, Merkofk wrote:
The Antics Roadshow

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292. At 10:13am on 06 Mar 2009, dave-o25 wrote:
The plasticine chippendales drew huge crowds for their impromptu performance.

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293. At 10:15am on 06 Mar 2009, TyIpswich wrote:
Critics recently stated today that the tate modern is tending towards dumbed-down patronising exhibitions of simplicity that aim to stimulate the minds of the cerebrally challenged masses (stupid people)

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294. At 10:16am on 06 Mar 2009, TyIpswich wrote:
That's right "recently stated today" I meant to say that.

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295. At 10:16am on 06 Mar 2009, dave-o25 wrote:
Once a rising star of the small screen, Morph resorts to scratching a living from street theatre...

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296. At 10:19am on 06 Mar 2009, Tremorman wrote:
They are like putty in our hands.

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297. At 10:19am on 06 Mar 2009, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
No, we Morphs don't do that, although that guy seems to have a little extrusion.

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298. At 10:21am on 06 Mar 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Bend me shape me any way you want to.

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299. At 10:22am on 06 Mar 2009, Buddy71 wrote:
Would the real Michael Jackson please step forward...............

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300. At 10:24am on 06 Mar 2009, Tremorman wrote:
I suppose this is the shape of things to come.

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301. At 10:26am on 06 Mar 2009, jettro_heller wrote:
Jack Black was worried about the special effects budget for his remake of Gulliver's Travels

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302. At 10:27am on 06 Mar 2009, tom_steiner wrote:
dozens injured in tiny pall bearer fiasco

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303. At 10:29am on 06 Mar 2009, dave-o25 wrote:
Madame Tussauds accused of 'falling standards' at the launch of the sherlock holmes exhibition

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304. At 10:31am on 06 Mar 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Did you hear about Morph#26 he was trampled on and spent half the day stuck on some kids shoe.
he's getting back in shape now though.

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305. At 10:35am on 06 Mar 2009, jettro_heller wrote:
The commander of the Morphian invasion fleet was not sure that their disguises were going to be 100% effective.

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306. At 10:37am on 06 Mar 2009, Tremorman wrote:
They all decided to stick together as one.

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307. At 10:37am on 06 Mar 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
The announcement that Michael Jackson is to have no more surgery brings morph and his friends out of hiding.

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308. At 10:38am on 06 Mar 2009, iceworkingtoohard wrote:
Production on Peter Jackson's big budget adaptation of Gulliver's Travels gets off to a shaky start when too many people audition for the title role.

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309. At 10:38am on 06 Mar 2009, Shedsey wrote:
"You should've seen the rabble that came in last week! We had to draw the line at the elephants. Oh and tell that Hursty bloke £1mill for Sparky split 50/50 straight down the middle"

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310. At 10:40am on 06 Mar 2009, tom_steiner wrote:
Glastonbury headliners announced.

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311. At 10:44am on 06 Mar 2009, Tremorman wrote:
And my most embarassing moment was being mistake for a lump of chewing gum on the pavement.

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312. At 10:46am on 06 Mar 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
English leprechauns criticised for not being sufficiently ecologically-minded

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313. At 10:48am on 06 Mar 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The great thing about these mime artists is you can just stamp on them when you're fed up with them

(such as before they start?)

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314. At 10:51am on 06 Mar 2009, Tableturn wrote:
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315. At 10:52am on 06 Mar 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Britain's smallest Naturalist group visit London for the day.

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316. At 10:55am on 06 Mar 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
The crowd was getting surly, the village Morphs just couldn't get to grips with the actions for YMCA

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317. At 11:06am on 06 Mar 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
There was less interest in the not-so-flash mob around the corner.

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318. At 11:09am on 06 Mar 2009, duncangarfield wrote:
One of the Pet Shop Boys draws in the crowds as he uses his mobile to film their new high-budget pop video. (Its a Plaster-Sin)

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319. At 11:09am on 06 Mar 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
The standard of celebrity weddings at Stobo Castle had never been high!!

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320. At 11:09am on 06 Mar 2009, superpap wrote:
A crowd gathered to look at former employees of the 'perfectly safe' nuclear power plant.

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321. At 11:14am on 06 Mar 2009, superpap wrote:
Morph could not believe his eyes, the Germans had already got their towels laid out on the beach!

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322. At 11:18am on 06 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
The figures are all still life, but make a moving picture.

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323. At 11:19am on 06 Mar 2009, justfor wrote:
They came and went, but they always metamorphisized.

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324. At 11:23am on 06 Mar 2009, hairyairey wrote:
Will anyone notice this University Challenge team aren't students?

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325. At 11:23am on 06 Mar 2009, fbxiii wrote:
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326. At 11:26am on 06 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Wooster: "I say, Jeeves, do you think we've outrun that policeman?"

Jeeves: "Sir, when one blends in with the crowd, one simply disappears..."

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327. At 11:27am on 06 Mar 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Look at all the humans I have made out of play-doh.

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328. At 11:31am on 06 Mar 2009, fbxiii wrote:
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329. At 11:37am on 06 Mar 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:
The Morphs couldn't believe that, Morphland not being in the EU, they needed visas to work in the UK!!

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330. At 11:38am on 06 Mar 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:
The game of Musical Statues was dragging on a bit longer than expected.

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331. At 11:41am on 06 Mar 2009, chazzab333 wrote:
"not modern enough, eh?"

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332. At 11:41am on 06 Mar 2009, TheBoltonsMum wrote:
following the attack at the gallery, hundreds of witnesses then walked plas-ti-cine of the crime

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333. At 11:43am on 06 Mar 2009, impieri99 wrote:
"Just ignore them son... bloody perverts!" "Naturism is perfectly normal... last one in's a lump of clay!"

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334. At 11:44am on 06 Mar 2009, samanthalodge wrote:
And behind us is the species known as homo sapien.

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335. At 11:57am on 06 Mar 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Madame Tussauds feels the pinch of an economic downturn.

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336. At 12:00pm on 06 Mar 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
With the closure of Blackfriars, sensible Morphs left early.

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337. At 12:02pm on 06 Mar 2009, 25_and_no_hope wrote:
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338. At 12:05pm on 06 Mar 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Let's go, Henry. Raves are so last season.

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339. At 12:07pm on 06 Mar 2009, david regan wrote:
Is this the way to the University Challenge studio?

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340. At 12:09pm on 06 Mar 2009, david regan wrote:
Who are all these big lazy layabouts?
Have they never seen people go to work before!!

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341. At 12:10pm on 06 Mar 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Buckfast Abbey and the normally camera shy monks.

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342. At 12:11pm on 06 Mar 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"What's Quantitative easing?"

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343. At 12:12pm on 06 Mar 2009, david regan wrote:
Let's have a look at the gallery shall we?

Not very arty looking are they!

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344. At 12:13pm on 06 Mar 2009, Tim Haveron Jones wrote:
Tate Modern had been accused of taking the recent 'Size Zero Model' trend a little too far ....

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345. At 12:14pm on 06 Mar 2009, I_am_I wrote:
"OK, who's been using the Shrink-O-Plastercine ray gun again!?"

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346. At 12:14pm on 06 Mar 2009, david regan wrote:
Morph Junior: "Dad, what's aspire?"

Morph: "It's that thing on top of the church"

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347. At 12:18pm on 06 Mar 2009, yapparister wrote:
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348. At 12:20pm on 06 Mar 2009, Tim Haveron Jones wrote:
Due to the state of the economy, Manchester City Council had decided to slash the budget for replacing the dismantled 'B of the Bang' sculpture

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349. At 12:20pm on 06 Mar 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
or..

"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"What's Quantitative easing?"
"Dunno son, but if these giants get any closer, I think I'm shortly going to find out.."

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350. At 12:22pm on 06 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
This Easter's Sidekicks Convention was a quiet event, but at Christmas the punters were promised a bunch of noisy Robins

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351. At 12:24pm on 06 Mar 2009, Tim Haveron Jones wrote:
Following the election of America's first black president, a campaign is launched to elect Britain's first orange prime minister

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352. At 12:24pm on 06 Mar 2009, justfor wrote:
The rock group 'Clay' were doing another outside gig.

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353. At 12:25pm on 06 Mar 2009, youngWillz wrote:
"One out, all out"

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354. At 12:25pm on 06 Mar 2009, squiggly_pete wrote:
Priceless portrait of
polymorphic personae is
a photogenic pleasance.

Perpetual presentation.

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355. At 12:27pm on 06 Mar 2009, eattherich wrote:
Skynet had managed to send hundreds of T1000's back this time. But a bug in its human proportioning algorithm had rendered the terminators cute but useless.

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356. At 12:28pm on 06 Mar 2009, david regan wrote:
"I'm here to see Barack", said the PM (Plasticine Morph)

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357. At 12:29pm on 06 Mar 2009, squiggly_pete wrote:
Small step for Humankind,
giant leap for Morphkind.

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358. At 12:29pm on 06 Mar 2009, eattherich wrote:
Reincarnation: Getting in a the ground floor.

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