Winning entries in the caption competition.
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This week, two tigers tussle with a snowman at Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire. Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"You just don't see kids playing out these days - I blame computer games."
"Mmmm - baked Alaskan."
4. Magnum Carter
Whilst always cautious at close range, their keeper grossly underestimated their snowballing abilities.
H.M. Government Public Service Films:
This is Mr Nesbitt, of Harlow, New Town.
He cannot be seen.
Now, I am going to ask him to stand up.
Mr Nesbitt, would you stand up please?
Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However...
Head Teacher: "And so THIS is why we need to close the schools in a cold snap."
1. Vicky S
"No, honestly, you ARE too late, I heard it in the news yesterday - some bloke won it with a horse."