Caption Competition

13:46 UK time, Friday, 13 February 2009

Winning entries in the caption competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, two tigers tussle with a snowman at Longleat Safari Park in Wiltshire. Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. zapateados
"You just don't see kids playing out these days - I blame computer games."

5. imp1953
"Mmmm - baked Alaskan."

4. Magnum Carter
Whilst always cautious at close range, their keeper grossly underestimated their snowballing abilities.

3. supermatt6000
H.M. Government Public Service Films:
This is Mr Nesbitt, of Harlow, New Town.
He cannot be seen.
Now, I am going to ask him to stand up.
Mr Nesbitt, would you stand up please?
Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However...

2. youngWillz
Head Teacher: "And so THIS is why we need to close the schools in a cold snap."

1. Vicky S
"No, honestly, you ARE too late, I heard it in the news yesterday - some bloke won it with a horse."

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1. At 12:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
A tiger?! In Antarctica?

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2. At 12:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Knock it over, Sarge, and I'll have your stripes

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3. At 12:32pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Doesn't Esso ever film its commercials anywhere tropical?

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4. At 12:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Well I for one am certainly not burning bright

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5. At 12:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Right, if I just pat this bit down, then you can put the carrot on..

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6. At 12:34pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Nevil was already regretting his hiding place.

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7. At 12:36pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rach wrote:
The first sighting of the white horse sculptors reveals a surprising truth

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8. At 12:37pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It snowed last night. I must put that in my Big Cat Diary.

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9. At 12:37pm on 12 Feb 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
Hmmm, this one tastes a bit bland, Brian.

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10. At 12:37pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Siegfried and Roy were always glad they had the orange and black ones on hand for snowy days

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11. At 12:38pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Hey, those kids didn't finish their snowman. I wonder why?

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12. At 12:39pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
I reckon he's in here, Felix. This one's shivering.

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13. At 12:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
"I spend all day making this snowman and you didn't even bother bringing your camera!"

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14. At 12:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, JudgePix wrote:
I do prefer fresh to frozen though, more flavour

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15. At 12:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
That's the last time I shop at Iceland. This snowman's been filleted.

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16. At 12:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Pooh was pleased with the audition for a new Tigger. Maybe this one would be less bouncy and hopefully he'd bite the head off that manic depressive Eeyore.

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17. At 12:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
18. At 12:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, JudgePix wrote:
I made you a snowman but I eated it

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19. At 12:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Trapland would become a popular Survivor venue

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20. At 12:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Tony the Tiger decided he'd gone off Frosties.

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21. At 12:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Andrew Lloyd Webber wanted his new production of Cats to be more edgy.

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22. At 12:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Put a tiger in your (snow) bank

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23. At 12:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
I said I wish we wre snow leopards! Are you Def?

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24. At 12:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, JudgePix wrote:
Take a picture and we'll put it on No-Facebook

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25. At 12:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Don't you think horizontal stripes make me look fat?

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26. At 12:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
I said I wish we were snow leopards! Are you Def?

(correction)

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27. At 12:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Come on out. I know you're in there somewhere, Attenborough.

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28. At 12:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
I did tell him. "Skiiers from Nantucket cannot outrun avalanches" I said. But would he listen?

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29. At 12:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The Dalek in winter

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30. At 12:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
I think you're right. It's not an albino penguin.

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31. At 12:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
And in a survey, 5 out of 6 tigers said they preferred Siegfried.

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32. At 12:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, kempsy wrote:
Are you sure this kid will taste better after he has been frozen?

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33. At 12:46pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
That's funny. Lot's wife was here a minute ago.

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34. At 12:46pm on 12 Feb 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
Lapland New Forest had never looked so enchanting.

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35. At 12:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The K14 slope presented an even greater challenge

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36. At 12:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
All together now, 'You're going to get your head bit off!'

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37. At 12:50pm on 12 Feb 2009, SallieannG wrote:

Heston Blumenthal opens a zoo and here unvails his latest creation
- tiger ice cream

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38. At 12:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, rogueslr wrote:
I see mum's been to Iceland.

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39. At 12:53pm on 12 Feb 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
Wanted: Zookeeper.

Must be able to work under pressure and keep a cool head at all times.

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40. At 12:54pm on 12 Feb 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Looking good so far, do you want me to go see the rabbits to borrow a carrot?

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41. At 12:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
I don't know what he was selling, but it'll teach him to laugh at the "Beware of the Cats" sign.

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42. At 12:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The Snowman 2, when SatNavs go bad!

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43. At 12:59pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMac wrote:
All Terry could do was laugh. It was now ten minutes since Tony licked the snowman and his tongue was still stuck to it.

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44. At 1:01pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
This camouflage thing doesn't seem to be working any more

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45. At 1:01pm on 12 Feb 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Look, we're tigers. Can't we build something less stereotypical?

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46. At 1:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
It was no fun being a postman in Wiltshire

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47. At 1:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMac wrote:
A word of warning - if it's yellow don't eat it!

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48. At 1:04pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Did I tell you I was thinking of joining the cubs, dear?

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49. At 1:06pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
"You stay in the car, Darling. I'll go and get an AA Man." The tigers were laughing for hours at that one.

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50. At 1:07pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Mmmm, Raymond Briggs didn't taste bad at all

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51. At 1:07pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMac wrote:
Frosties?

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52. At 1:08pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
You know, Gerald, I think its still frozen. Are you sure it said 4 minutes on high and not 40 minutes?

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53. At 1:09pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Big Game Cookery Recipe #23: Snowcones for tigers

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54. At 1:10pm on 12 Feb 2009, georgehh wrote:
Tony was desperate to impress on Valentines day, and had gone to the effort of trying o recreate that famous scene from 'Ghost'

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55. At 1:10pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Ice scene - the Lions of Longleat

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56. At 1:11pm on 12 Feb 2009, georgehh wrote:
What do you call a tiger in the Arctic?
Lost

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57. At 1:11pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"I think this one's dead. When you think something's too good to be true..."

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58. At 1:12pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
This would definitely have been better flambeed

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59. At 1:13pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The Ice Queen chose a most inopportune spot that day

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60. At 1:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Forecast is calling for snow furries

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61. At 1:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Pretend you're interested for a little while longer, Tony, until that photographer's been lulled into a false sense of security ...

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62. At 1:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
The Polar Bears
were far less happy with the exchange programme.

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63. At 1:16pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Tigers 2, Lions and Bears 0

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64. At 1:16pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

"We're walking in the aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhh ... "

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65. At 1:16pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
Although he had been stood still for days, Mowgli still did not dare move.

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66. At 1:18pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMac wrote:
You think we have it bad?
Apparently one of the penguins has collapsed with heat stroke in their enclosure, and the polar bear pen consists of sand and palm trees!
You wouldn't half know this was a PFI zoo.

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67. At 1:19pm on 12 Feb 2009, DylanRex wrote:
It was quick thinking by Norbert to disguise himself as a snowman when he fell in the tiger pen, but he had to conceed, it wasn't going to save him...

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68. At 1:21pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Drat, they've eaten my nose. On the bright side, no more smell of danger.

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69. At 1:21pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

I'm not shivering, I'm just Shere Khan

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70. At 1:21pm on 12 Feb 2009, fionapar wrote:
'There's nothing wrong with my pole dancing that a bit of practice won't fix.....'

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71. At 1:22pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
"Now, we just need some eyes and a nose"

"Here, use these that I got from that keeper who forgot to lock his door"

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72. At 1:23pm on 12 Feb 2009, fionapar wrote:
It takes two to tango.

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73. At 1:23pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Rising up...back on the street..."

"What you singing Rock?"

"Eye of the Human, gets me in the zone. I'm ready Adrian"

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74. At 1:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
Hmm? Tastes like chicken to me.

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75. At 1:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, fionapar wrote:
"I can still see you"

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76. At 1:25pm on 12 Feb 2009, georgehh wrote:
Have you seen the film 'Ghost'

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77. At 1:25pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Needs a bit more fearful symmetry ...

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78. At 1:26pm on 12 Feb 2009, Enay884 wrote:
"Hey Tony! These Frosties taste nothing like you said!!"

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79. At 1:27pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Big cat reconstruction of the "Pope with Lion Cub" pic from a fortnight ago...

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80. At 1:27pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
That's the coach driver. Now for all the people stranded in the Village Hall.

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81. At 1:28pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Two tigers exact a terrible revenge on Bill Giles.

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82. At 1:28pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Tigers make themselves at home after securing an RBS loan on their compound...

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83. At 1:30pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
White Stripes Play Longleat

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84. At 1:30pm on 12 Feb 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:
We've been had! This isn't the Pope!

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85. At 1:30pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
At least that's stopped him calling us Kitty

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86. At 1:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Mountain tigers from Kill-a-man-here-Joe

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87. At 1:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Well, he's not walking in the air any more

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88. At 1:32pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
I must be turning vegetarian - I thought the best bit was the scarf

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89. At 1:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, mpburtt wrote:
Those kids must have spent an age building this and, yet again, we missed the chance to eat one of the blighters.

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90. At 1:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
I thought I'd enjoy Welsh rarebit, but Aled Jones tasted awful

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91. At 1:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
The Magic Circle Assistants Society's Winter Ball led to the mysterious disappearance of the lovely Debbie McGee

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92. At 1:34pm on 12 Feb 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:
Not bad, eh? Who says you need opposable thumbs?

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93. At 1:34pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The trouble is, you can't spot the Big White Hunters in this weather

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94. At 1:35pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Look, you'd better start practicing that damned routine or it's no show for you tonight

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95. At 1:37pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Fabulous dessert, honey. Did you use real park rangers?

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96. At 1:37pm on 12 Feb 2009, hitbarker wrote:
this time the mother took a stab at the pope

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97. At 1:39pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
"These Big Brother tasks are getting more ridiculous!
Build a snowman whilst dressed in tiger suits, indeed."

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98. At 1:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Forget the snow patrol - I want to get into the next enclosure and try a few arctic monkeys

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99. At 1:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, chappers009 wrote:
I just love the snow Tony, it's Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

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100. At 1:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rockahula wrote:
'Not walking in the air now are you, eh?'

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101. At 1:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, dave-o25 wrote:
Zebra held his breath and prayed his disguise would hold...

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102. At 1:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, carolineg wrote:
Unable to utilise their stripes in the snow, tigers experiment with alternative camouflage techniques.

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103. At 1:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Here are the puppies you ordered, Mr Obama. Courtesy of a Mr Biden?

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104. At 1:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, any1forcocktails wrote:
Tiger 1: "Lolz, ppl bild snoman, big stripy kat can has yr snoman, RRRAAAGGHHHHH"

Tiger 2 (in posh voice): "For goodness sake Timothy, drop the lolcats speak will you - where's your dignity?"

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105. At 1:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
They were determined to steal market share from the Slush Puppies.

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106. At 1:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
"The last one was Kate Humble, so this has to be Ben Fogle"

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107. At 1:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, Wunnunda wrote:
Alright, alright....his head is missing, and [i]I[/i] haven't eaten all day....how about you....?

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108. At 1:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, chappers009 wrote:
"Can I make a snow man or what?"
"You Shere Khan my friend!"

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109. At 1:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
And so it was that Stanley Kubrick's horrifying vision, as predicted in his epic film 2001.0, came to pass...

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110. At 1:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Cheese Frosties? Tony says "They're grrrrrrrated!"

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111. At 1:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The ultimate moguls course

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112. At 1:46pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Obama's Christmas card to Klan members unveiled.

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113. At 1:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Tiger, tiger burning bright, got a caption that's all right?

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114. At 1:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, Marquee wrote:
The animal kingdom celebrates the anniversary of Darwin's birth by sculpting a likeness of his beard.

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115. At 1:48pm on 12 Feb 2009, docdon44 wrote:
I love these ones, Cold and cruchy on the outside, warm and soft on the inside.

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116. At 1:49pm on 12 Feb 2009, loathsome wrote:
Calvin froze in fear when Hobbes introduced his new friend.

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117. At 1:50pm on 12 Feb 2009, honesthulley wrote:
"I told you to go to Specsavers,i`m standing over here."

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118. At 1:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, Shensori wrote:
"It's true that we enjoy the occasional man or two, but we hate frozen foods!"

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119. At 1:55pm on 12 Feb 2009, driftershifter wrote:
Come off it Deano, Phil Brown might not be the best manager in the Premiership but he does his best.

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120. At 1:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Look, we never had the infrastructure in place and it made no sense to invest in one. So for crying out loud just walk around it!"

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121. At 1:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, TheBoltonsMum wrote:
Following a typo, kelloggs are proud to show the new Frosty tiger.

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122. At 1:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, intrinsic42 wrote:
The contestants looked on feeling a little uneasy as the producers of "dancing on ice" reveal this years dancing with 'props' show will involve something other than a table....

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123. At 1:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Budget cuts on the set of King Kong 2 resulted in a drastic change in location, personnel and the sacking of the whole CGI team.

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124. At 1:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
"What a lovely Valentine! Is the fresh beating heart of a mutilated corpse inside?"

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125. At 1:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, 153glen wrote:
Strictly Prancing on Ice 2009

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126. At 1:58pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Keep at it. Pooh's in there somewhere.

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127. At 2:01pm on 12 Feb 2009, mad_caesar wrote:
The locals were convinced by the new Lapland: India theme park.

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128. At 2:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Once the caterers let them down, there was nothing for it but to attempt build a swan made of ice themselves....

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129. At 2:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, nikkilowlums wrote:
help!!!! my tongues stuck!!!!!

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130. At 2:09pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
H.M. Government Public Service Films:

This is Mr Nesbitt, of Harlow, New Town.
He cannot be seen.

Now, I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr Nesbitt, would you stand up please?

Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However....

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131. At 2:09pm on 12 Feb 2009, TooSensible wrote:
The transmogrification complete, Calvin and Hobbes went outside to build another snowman.

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132. At 2:12pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Cool cats

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133. At 2:14pm on 12 Feb 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
Michael Fish picks a bad week for his Kenyan safari.

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134. At 2:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, TallTone wrote:
The new frozen food policy was not going down well in the tiger enclosure

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135. At 2:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Just keep dancing! I promised you morris dancers and morris dancers you will get!

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136. At 2:16pm on 12 Feb 2009, Stella Worton wrote:
"we've made it too tall - how will we get its head on?"

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137. At 2:16pm on 12 Feb 2009, Moriarty23 wrote:
"Rubbish! Looks nothing like a Gazelle!" "Well hold on, I haven't done the head yet and...I'm working with a new medium here...this is so out of my oeuvre" "You've failed again, Tony. You always fail."

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138. At 2:17pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

They don't make scratching posts like they used to

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139. At 2:19pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Rumour has it that the Pope fell out with Aled Jones at the Vatican Christmas Party and wanted to make a gesture...

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140. At 2:22pm on 12 Feb 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
The new Findus frozen crispy prey range was proving popular with the modern man-eating tiger on the go.

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141. At 2:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Seems like only yesterday they were kittens, Mrs Miggins.

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142. At 2:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, dominic0508 wrote:
does this make us snow-Man eating tigers?

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143. At 2:32pm on 12 Feb 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Another travel destination mistake! At least we can say we've made a Snowman in Delhi, New York.

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144. At 2:38pm on 12 Feb 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
A government spokesman confirmed that,
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night
were a major contributor to global warming.

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145. At 2:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"We can't be in Africa, darling. There are no tigers in Africa."

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146. At 2:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"He says - he's a celebrity. Can we get him out of here?"

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147. At 2:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, kremlinko wrote:
Iwas just going to put it in the microwave,if you can wait.

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148. At 2:48pm on 12 Feb 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I'd know that face anywhere. It's Michael Jackson."

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149. At 2:50pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"I was gonna use some of those twigs as stripes, but I can't for the life of me work out how to colour it yellow"

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150. At 2:59pm on 12 Feb 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
After a cold reception, Tony realised that Frosty the Snowman wasn't so Grrrrreat after all.

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151. At 3:00pm on 12 Feb 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
In a dramatic but ultimately ironic Darwinian shift, snow leopards have evolved in response to the threat of extinction.

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152. At 3:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
I've decided to call it 'Playing Tiger, Woods'

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153. At 3:04pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Well it looks as though you've changed your spots

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154. At 3:05pm on 12 Feb 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
I’ll e-mail a picture to my cousin in Siberia when we’re finished. I get fed up with his taunts about tyres on ropes and cuddles with Kate Humble.

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155. At 3:12pm on 12 Feb 2009, Champinjoner wrote:
"Stupid humans, they don't realise this is from the tunnel, I can smell the freedom."

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156. At 3:18pm on 12 Feb 2009, welovesoup wrote:
# It's the, Ice of the Tiger hunting kill in the ice, rising up to the challange of the ice-fall... #

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157. At 3:19pm on 12 Feb 2009, mischievousBlueBasil wrote:
Go on Tony.....you keep digging, I can hear him whimpering inside

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158. At 3:19pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
After the depressing news that the groundhog had seen his shadow, Silly Season declares an early start.

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159. At 3:21pm on 12 Feb 2009, mhansford888 wrote:
'Snow!'
'I know, what a roaring good time we're having.'

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160. At 3:22pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Vladimir, why can't you just get me a Cadbury milk tray for Valentine's?

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161. At 3:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMasaker wrote:
I said "FREEZE!" and he did.

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162. At 3:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
I told you I could train them to shovel snow, Comrade

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163. At 3:27pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMasaker wrote:
You guys from Siberia always make them better.

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164. At 3:28pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMasaker wrote:
Carrot?
No, ... Button nose.

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165. At 3:28pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rockahula wrote:
Martin, what the hell are you doing?? You're a TIGER....

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166. At 3:29pm on 12 Feb 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
The ex-banker, after having his assets frozen, realised that the duo from the asian tiger economies would be trickier to answer than the MPs.

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167. At 3:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Strictly Come Dancing (Tiger edition).

that's neat that's neat that's neat that's neat
i really love your tiger feet

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168. At 3:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, kristas wrote:
"Look what I did, Mum!"

"Yes, dear."

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169. At 3:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, DarthMasaker wrote:
No, I said a snow-Tram could get us out of this place!

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170. At 3:36pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Well, I'm crouching, but I don't know where that dragon's going to hide in this snow

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171. At 3:36pm on 12 Feb 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Oh, you're such a creature of habit.........you always start with the head!

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172. At 3:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, tomthetortoise wrote:
Frosties - they're brrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

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173. At 3:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, tomthetortoise wrote:
# Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say
He could laugh and play
Until he got badly mauled #

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174. At 3:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, 18titlesherewecome wrote:
"For the last time, it's step, step, TURN step step!"

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175. At 3:46pm on 12 Feb 2009, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:
Tony was starting to have doubts about his sceptical position on climate change.

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176. At 3:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
To Sellafield they rode:
When they came back they glowed,
With a very high reading on a Geiger.

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177. At 3:48pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Pride and predatory ice

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178. At 3:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Not what I was expecting when I put Tiger's Milk on the list...

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179. At 3:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Naturalists have discovered a new breed of zebra, which they have named after David Dickinson

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180. At 3:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
Tiger Woods !

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181. At 3:54pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
We're going to start distributing Tiger's Milk - we're going to call the company Big Cat Dairy

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182. At 3:54pm on 12 Feb 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:

Look Rog, you're gonna have to do better than that if you want to get into the Snow Sculpture Finals!

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183. At 3:55pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
Brings new meaning to 'Frosties' !

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184. At 3:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
What a great name for a Nightclub !

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185. At 3:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Funny......I thought it was going to taste like chicken.

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186. At 3:59pm on 12 Feb 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Frank, you know you're only building this because Attenborough's over there with a film crew. I've told you before, wait until Disney get here!

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187. At 4:00pm on 12 Feb 2009, lorri-m wrote:
At least this white one doesn't have a headache!

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188. At 4:01pm on 12 Feb 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Tiger worked diligently on one of his sculptures, his style heavily influenced by his hero, Roar din.

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189. At 4:01pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
No, I Really do like your sculpture,
Honestly, I'm not lion !!!

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190. At 4:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
We're redefining the perception of the tiger in nature. OK, when they investigate, then we'll pounce!

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191. At 4:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
See, it's the same as with the visitors - a quick slash with the claws here, and the head comes off easily

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192. At 4:04pm on 12 Feb 2009, kimarnia wrote:
No thanks, it always sets my teeth on edge...

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193. At 4:04pm on 12 Feb 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:

You're never going to let me forget my affair with the Siberian Tiger are you??

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194. At 4:04pm on 12 Feb 2009, morias wrote:
Commons' legislative tigers tear at the slushy heart of the British banking industry.

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195. At 4:05pm on 12 Feb 2009, Remy_Martin wrote:
As the credit crunch takes it's toll, Arctic Rolls become a retro addition to the menu at Longleat.

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196. At 4:05pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Sorry about the frenzied attack - when I saw the bowler hat it was wearing, I thought it was Mr. Bradford or Mr. Bingley

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197. At 4:06pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
Cover yourself up, i can see all your Nepals !

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198. At 4:08pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
So you start making a snowman, and the visitors start wondering what you're doing, and come closer and closer, and then whammo! Lunch!

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199. At 4:08pm on 12 Feb 2009, Liam wrote:
Having grown sick of being a 'Man-eater', Steve tried a little diversity.

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200. At 4:09pm on 12 Feb 2009, scfc1985 wrote:
"I'm making a snow leapord"

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201. At 4:10pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
That'll teach the Warden for giving us Whiskas

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202. At 4:12pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
After the ludicrous London bluebird scene in the original, Walt Disney decides to get British natural history right for "Mary Poppins 2"

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203. At 4:14pm on 12 Feb 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
I'm getting Broadband - I'm going to be a Cyberian

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204. At 4:14pm on 12 Feb 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Are you insane? Its ruddy freezing out here!

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205. At 4:14pm on 12 Feb 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The snowman was modelled on their least favourite keeper – the one with the pisshole in the snow eyes and the trademark slush puppies shoes.

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206. At 4:21pm on 12 Feb 2009, racheyroonumber2 wrote:
Yes, but which hole do I put it in?

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207. At 4:28pm on 12 Feb 2009, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
3...2...1... I'm coming to get you!

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208. At 4:30pm on 12 Feb 2009, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
It smells funny. OI, TONY, don't you think this smells funny?

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209. At 4:30pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
Funny thing just happened :
When you roared just now, all the snow near that little boy turned yellow !

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210. At 4:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
As he listened to his friend rehearse, Tiger had a bad feeling about the open mic slot at tonight’s Christmas party ….

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
Frost-bite!

What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! jungle bells!

What did the tiger take to the Christmas party?
Cub-cakes!

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211. At 4:36pm on 12 Feb 2009, Chentoka wrote:
"Trust me Dave, humans can't help but stroke cats when they're doing something cute!"

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212. At 4:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, benramadan wrote:
Tony says, "They're brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."

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213. At 4:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, virtualindividual wrote:
When David Attenborough said bio-diversity was the key to survival, I thought he'd come up with something more original than this!

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214. At 4:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, virtualindividual wrote:
And it's one for the money, two for the snow, three to get heavy, now Go-Cat go!

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215. At 4:50pm on 12 Feb 2009, virtualindividual wrote:
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!"

The Ben & Jerry ad slogan would got a really frosty reception!

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216. At 4:51pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
No wonder they're hunted for fertility

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217. At 4:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
That's a very Paw snowman !

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218. At 4:54pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
CBBC early showing of Bagpuss remake unsuccessful !

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219. At 4:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
I think that Mowgli kids had the carrot off our snowman mate. I'll get Kaa and you go ask the Vultures if they've seen anything...flippin' humans..

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220. At 5:03pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"careful dear, he looks like one of those 'hoodies' I keep hearing about"

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221. At 5:05pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
Ici, Tiger!

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222. At 5:06pm on 12 Feb 2009, Mastermadgeordie@stjamesparkstadium wrote:
Frank did you leave the Freezer open last night, what have I told you about that

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223. At 5:06pm on 12 Feb 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Whilst always cautious at close range, their keeper grossly underestimated their snowballing abilities.

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224. At 5:08pm on 12 Feb 2009, banner001 wrote:
No one will find my Frosties in here!

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225. At 5:10pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
You say its a le-man popsicle. So, where is the stick?

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226. At 5:10pm on 12 Feb 2009, LoftyMettyer wrote:
The director for the new Frosties advert may have taken things a little too literally.

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227. At 5:11pm on 12 Feb 2009, susiespeaks wrote:
Trials of the new biodegradeable scratching post were going well.

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228. At 5:11pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
Right, that's the nose, that's the mouth, what do we need to finish his face ?

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229. At 5:12pm on 12 Feb 2009, eattherich wrote:
World domination, indeed. Clive, I am telling you that you cannot make an ICBM out of snow!

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230. At 5:13pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
The park keeper found the claws in his contract !

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231. At 5:13pm on 12 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
I think the head is out of proPAWtion !

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232. At 5:18pm on 12 Feb 2009, paulo1990 wrote:
Sheer Khan's attempt at hide and seek wasn't falling anyone

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233. At 5:22pm on 12 Feb 2009, paulo1990 wrote:
Sheer Khan's attempt at hide and seek wasn't fooling anyone

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234. At 5:24pm on 12 Feb 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Just needs one of the Marquess’s jazzy waistcoats...

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235. At 5:25pm on 12 Feb 2009, Jordan D wrote:
Reports of Global Warming somehow seemed less plausable now.

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236. At 5:25pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
"I'm very impressed with you! I know I always nag you to be tidy, but you really didn't need to bury that hippo-pat! It's Kate's turn!"

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237. At 5:29pm on 12 Feb 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
We're walking in the lair

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238. At 5:32pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
"I might believe you could read, if only there were some words inside that thing"

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239. At 5:33pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Teeheehee! Wait until they move me in with the Kangaroos! And you laughed!

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240. At 5:36pm on 12 Feb 2009, HanAis wrote:
You never let me do the body...

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241. At 5:38pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
Tired of sharing his food, Mr Tinkles decided that 'death by avalanche' was the best course of action...

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242. At 5:39pm on 12 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Look, around here you're top of the food chain, having you scream 'brain freeze!' is just so demeaning.

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243. At 5:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Snow Wifelet and the Siberian Claws

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244. At 5:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
You know that park keeper you ate, did you keep his hat and scarf?

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245. At 5:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

... but white, I tigress, ...

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246. At 5:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright,
I wonder who set you alight?

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247. At 5:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, Paul_Baron wrote:
I've told you before. It is not 'Dancing with Ice'.

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248. At 5:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Mr Tiger-keeper was geting concerned that his ingenious disguise wasn't about to last too mcuh longer!

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249. At 5:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Now, if we just put this next to the fence, we'll soon be out of here

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250. At 5:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Welcome to Siberia, Mister Scolari ...

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251. At 5:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, ladyofastolat wrote:
We're stalking in the air

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252. At 5:54pm on 12 Feb 2009, Whitbylassie wrote:
A phone call from Mr. Brown did you say? What, four of them? Inside this??

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253. At 5:58pm on 12 Feb 2009, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Bigfoot? Yeah, right....not so tough now, are ya buddy?

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254. At 6:00pm on 12 Feb 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
"Can you smell carrots?"

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255. At 6:00pm on 12 Feb 2009, Kieran Boyle wrote:
"Don't talk to me about 1947..."

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256. At 6:05pm on 12 Feb 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
Frostbite - literally!

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257. At 6:07pm on 12 Feb 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
"I still say a Manekin Pis would have been more classy."

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258. At 6:08pm on 12 Feb 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
" No, honestly, you ARE too late, I heard it in the news yesterday - some bloke won it with a horse."

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259. At 6:12pm on 12 Feb 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
"It's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat Tony!"

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260. At 6:13pm on 12 Feb 2009, CBunclark wrote:
They both admitted the snowman was paw quality.

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261. At 6:14pm on 12 Feb 2009, sl4dude wrote:
Heh heh heh, they'll be showing this picture every time it snows for the next 5 years!

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262. At 6:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
"You can practise all you like dear, but I can tell you now, you'll never get a wild card for Britain's Got Talent. Why? Because Simon Cowel has an allergy, that's why."

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263. At 6:15pm on 12 Feb 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Yeah,yeah......just gnaw off a little more of his right shoulder and he'll be nice and symmetrical.

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264. At 6:18pm on 12 Feb 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
".........because Edward Scissorhands wasn't actually a tiger was he ?"

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265. At 6:18pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
While you're down there, my dear...

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266. At 6:22pm on 12 Feb 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
The Press Association photographer had misread his invitation to see tiger woods, but was still glad he had bought his golf clubs...

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267. At 6:27pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Oh no, Tony. You've killed Seaniesmith!

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268. At 6:28pm on 12 Feb 2009, eileenmike wrote:
This ice-cream stuff doesn't taste that good to me ...

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269. At 6:39pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Solero's new competitor: Tiger ice scream

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270. At 6:40pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
I love the BBC thiiiiiis much! (Please pick me!) xD

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271. At 6:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Just got to add the bowler hat, then we can all relieve ourselves..

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272. At 6:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Well, I think it tells of man's struggle against the elemental force of nature, and in a sense, the futility of thinking that man's progress can ignore the damage and ultimately, and ironically, that that self destructing march creates. So hence the absence of a brain, you see. That, and I can't do heads..

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273. At 6:45pm on 12 Feb 2009, supermatt6000 wrote:
"How many times have I told you?!! We are in hiding now. STOP TALKING IN TAMIL!!!"

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274. At 6:48pm on 12 Feb 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
After spending too long in the snow, one friend got frostbite, the other just a touch of catnip...

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275. At 6:48pm on 12 Feb 2009, VelvetScorpe wrote:
A little to the left... no more to the right. Hunny I really think this snow flat-pack furniture is put up wrong. That and it's hardly the best colour to use as camouflage...

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276. At 6:52pm on 12 Feb 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Now then, let's not have the argument about what to use as a head, like we did last year. Bill over there has cleverly kept a selection gleaned from this year's breakdowns..

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277. At 6:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Spies Like Us Too - send in the Tiger team

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278. At 6:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, barumsbest12 wrote:
TIGER 1 - "Brrr this snow is cold!"

TIGER 2 - "Blimey a talking tiger!"

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279. At 7:10pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
No, I said paper tiger, not taper tiger. You must have ice balls in your ears again.

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280. At 7:17pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Put your glasses on, for God's sake. It's not a female white tiger.

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281. At 7:25pm on 12 Feb 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
Growl Force

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282. At 7:30pm on 12 Feb 2009, clara40white wrote:
Snowman discovered. Attack.

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283. At 7:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, Marshfoot wrote:
Do we wait for a tad more global warming? or do we eat it raw?

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284. At 7:42pm on 12 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Right - we'll build our own Nelson's column and this time it will be tigers guarding it.

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285. At 7:59pm on 12 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Right, are you going to muck about in the snow all day, or are we going to go hunting?

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286. At 8:00pm on 12 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Look, we can do the roar and leap at the fence, to see who can be the first to get a visitor to wet themselves, all year – this sort of snow only happens very very occasionally, so let's just make the most of it, eh?

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287. At 8:01pm on 12 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Snow White, eh? Now lets see you do the seven dwarfs then..

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288. At 8:13pm on 12 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
"I'll match your three bones and a windscreen wiper, and raise you this.."

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289. At 8:16pm on 12 Feb 2009, Footlingnonsense wrote:
Look, I KNOW my mobile's stuck in here. I can hear it ringing.

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290. At 8:17pm on 12 Feb 2009, bloonsfan wrote:
Snow way that looks like you.

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291. At 8:19pm on 12 Feb 2009, Footlingnonsense wrote:
Like it? I call it "Duck on Plinth".

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292. At 8:35pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
I think it was going to be another angel until I bit Antony Gormley's arms off

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293. At 8:36pm on 12 Feb 2009, Footlingnonsense wrote:
"The final moments of the Titanic"? Oh yeah, Len, uncanny likeness, yeah. Even without the singing ..

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294. At 8:38pm on 12 Feb 2009, 25_and_no_hope wrote:
Well at least it's not my tongue that's stuck.

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295. At 8:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
The beleaguered Snow People faced a more immediate danger from Climate Change than just quietly melting away

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296. At 8:55pm on 12 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
And what makes you think the Marquis of Bath is going to want to get inside and leap out for your birthday party?

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297. At 9:41pm on 12 Feb 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Right, Tony - head and arms left to do. Pop down the monkey enclosure will yer and get us a hub cap and a couple of wipers..."

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298. At 9:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, saxophonic123 wrote:
When I told the other tigers in the enclosure of my plans to ask for your paw this Valentine's Day, they said I might be met with a frosty reception...

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299. At 9:49pm on 12 Feb 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I wouldn't bother, Tony - these human lollipops taste nothing like the real thing."

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300. At 9:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I don't suppose you've seen my winter camouflage jacket? I can't find it anywhere..."

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301. At 9:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, 10thwonder wrote:
Okay Shere Khan, now pretend this is that little pest Mowgli.....

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302. At 9:57pm on 12 Feb 2009, nerdsunited wrote:
"They really do go to a lot of trouble to make you feel at home here"

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303. At 9:59pm on 12 Feb 2009, jacquelinefwall wrote:
"It's got no head... you seen the head Kev?"....

"Nope?!... don't know WHAT you mean...".

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304. At 10:37pm on 12 Feb 2009, dazzii wrote:
now hide and wait for the kids!!!

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305. At 10:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"Yeah, it's the hidden camera for the wildlife documentary again. How do I look? "

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306. At 10:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
I'm just about finished, can you get the carrot and the coal.

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307. At 10:48pm on 12 Feb 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
It felt like extreme lengths to go to, but the snow sculptors knew they had to protect their work from Carol Kirkwood somehow.

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308. At 10:49pm on 12 Feb 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"Quick behind here! It's that fella in the beige suit again - every time me and the wife get intimate he's lurking in the bushes."

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309. At 10:53pm on 12 Feb 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
I can see it's not just the monkeys who are suffering from the cold.

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310. At 10:56pm on 12 Feb 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
What's snow, pussy cat?

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311. At 11:07pm on 12 Feb 2009, emperorx wrote:
So, is this one Siegfried, Roy or Walt Disney?

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312. At 11:31pm on 12 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
You're not really here for the hunting, are you?

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313. At 11:43pm on 12 Feb 2009, rahere wrote:
And next week we make a lifesize Prime Minister...

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314. At 11:44pm on 12 Feb 2009, friendlyOssiecat wrote:
You're absolutely right Mate! We're not tall enough to lift the head on this baby.

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315. At 11:47pm on 12 Feb 2009, rahere wrote:
Tigers sign Moreno for new season

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316. At 00:00am on 13 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Oh alright, I'll be mother

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317. At 00:00am on 13 Feb 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Ok chaps, time now 13.50 hours. After two years digging, the tunnel is 430 yards long and now ready to go. Blenkinsop has calculated the exit is, as planned, directly under the snowman the wood gathering party constructed early this morning, even though they were under the gaze of the goons – well done, Smithers and the team. So, at 14.00 hours the first team of huts A, D and F will crack on first, the rest standby. Good luck all, see you in Piccadilly..

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318. At 00:11am on 13 Feb 2009, MidnightJunkie wrote:
"Honestly Dear! Playing with snow at your age, whatever will the neighbors think?"

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319. At 00:14am on 13 Feb 2009, MidnightJunkie wrote:
"Are you sure this is where junior hid the remote, luv?"
"Yes, dig a bit on the left shoulder"

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320. At 00:16am on 13 Feb 2009, MidnightJunkie wrote:
"Blend in with the culture, honey. Otherwise they might suspect were from abroad."

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321. At 00:21am on 13 Feb 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Dad, did you really kill the Pope?

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322. At 00:51am on 13 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Head Teacher: "And so THIS is why we need to close the schools in a cold snap"

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323. At 01:02am on 13 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Facing extinction, tigers decide cryogenics is the way to go...

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324. At 01:06am on 13 Feb 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Party animals discover world's largest cocaine mountain

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325. At 01:14am on 13 Feb 2009, MagicalFingers wrote:
Ah, there you are! So it's just a case of mistaken identity.

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326. At 01:25am on 13 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
I like Squeeze as much as the next tiger, but enough with the 'Cool For Cats', OK?

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327. At 01:45am on 13 Feb 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Look, I've been sent over by the lions to have a quiet word. As an apex predator they feel you're letting the side down building a damn snowman!

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328. At 02:39am on 13 Feb 2009, CyberSerb wrote:
Extreme weather calls for extreme measures: tigers trained to track your carbon footprint.

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329. At 02:48am on 13 Feb 2009, CyberSerb wrote:
Ice Age 3: Sorry, no money for CGI

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330. At 04:05am on 13 Feb 2009, NeenaK wrote:
Forget Kelloggs, this carrot tastes grrrrrrrreat!!!

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331. At 04:48am on 13 Feb 2009, Osaka_Slim wrote:
I'd recognize your teeth marks anywhere—YOU ate the head of my snowman, didn't you?

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332. At 05:15am on 13 Feb 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
Blue Peter accused of dumbing down over "Spot the Hidden Dragon" competition.

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333. At 05:52am on 13 Feb 2009, Allitnil wrote:
Make sure you've completely covered his head. It's great. I call it a Mivvi.

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334. At 05:57am on 13 Feb 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
I know that's where their brains are meant to be, but I don't think the balls go there

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335. At 06:40am on 13 Feb 2009, rogueslr wrote:
'Improve our image - you said; be more cute and cuddly - you said; gambol in the snow - you said; and we're still upstaged by a damn koala with a blistered paw!'

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336. At 07:28am on 13 Feb 2009, nickson1 wrote:
Left a bit.....no I can still see you. Right a bit.....no I can still see you. Up a bit.....no I can still see you..........

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337. At 07:34am on 13 Feb 2009, nickson1 wrote:
Mavis, your wasting your time. Ben Fogle is Red/Green colour blind, not bright orange, Black and white colour blind.

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338. At 07:37am on 13 Feb 2009, supasupermam wrote:
"Hmmm, I think it needs a little salt Terry"

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339. At 07:58am on 13 Feb 2009, carolineg wrote:
A growing body of evidence continues to support the new theory that tigers built Stonehenge.

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340. At 08:24am on 13 Feb 2009, HughMcKinney wrote:
Doubts were emerging on Iceland's understanding of the tiger economy

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341. At 08:33am on 13 Feb 2009, paulbarratt1 wrote:
As the recession deepens even the tigers have started freezing their leftovers

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342. At 08:36am on 13 Feb 2009, xp132476 wrote:
That'll teach this snowman for spying on us.

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343. At 08:43am on 13 Feb 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Day 42 in the Big Brother House: The housemates are getting suspicious about the last place they haven't looked for Vernon Troyer...

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344. At 08:54am on 13 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
345. At 08:54am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It still beats me how this advert is going to suggest to the public that Esso keeps functioning even in freezing temperatures

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346. At 08:58am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Is there an optician in Longleat? I have to see someone about the eye of the tiger.

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347. At 08:58am on 13 Feb 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Tiger at right: Son, it doesn't look at all like me.
Tiger at left: That's because it's Dali, Momma.

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348. At 09:00am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It's going to be David Attenborough, isn't it? It's always ruddy David Attenborough this, David Attenborough that. And all because I've only met Bill Oddie.

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349. At 09:00am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
I hear the Marquis of Bath's bought a Sherman. He'll probably want to put you in it.

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350. At 09:08am on 13 Feb 2009, OurSwipe wrote:
Im thinking of joining the army...

Really ?

...Yeah, i heard somewhere, they want to put me in a tank !

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351. At 09:08am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
So that's Mr. Milne under there, eh, Tigger? It'll take more than the AA to get him out of this.

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352. At 09:11am on 13 Feb 2009, mustaver wrote:
New Frosties frozen milk Treats...
They're G-G-G-GRRREAT!!

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353. At 09:14am on 13 Feb 2009, ludawgettino wrote:
You know, sometimes I wonder about Mr. Putin's sense of humour, Ma. What other world leader do we know who would send a mom-and-cub snowman-building team as an apology?

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354. At 09:17am on 13 Feb 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
Right go and get a carrot, 2 pieces of coal and my scarf.

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355. At 09:18am on 13 Feb 2009, TimboK wrote:
We're walking on the AAAAH !

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356. At 09:22am on 13 Feb 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
Cold it's like bloomin Siberia

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357. At 09:26am on 13 Feb 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
Snowballs?

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358. At 09:41am on 13 Feb 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Timmy, Timmy...I hope you're not tormenting those cats from next door..."

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359. At 09:48am on 13 Feb 2009, Mal Wilkinson wrote:
9 out of 10 Tigers who expressed a preference, prefer Snowman heads.

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360. At 09:50am on 13 Feb 2009, R.T.Fishall wrote:
Not another frozen ready meal!

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361. At 09:51am on 13 Feb 2009, spangspang wrote:
Help, Mum help, my tongue's stuck.

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362. At 09:51am on 13 Feb 2009, Orang_U_Tan wrote:
As Toby shouted 3-2-1 coming ready or not, Tony realised that this had not been the best choice of hiding place!

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363. At 09:52am on 13 Feb 2009, zapateados wrote:
"It's gotta be Bill Oddie in there - I can see him twitching."

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364. At 09:53am on 13 Feb 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
Darwin failed to account for artistic tigers in his Theory of Evolution...

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365. At 09:54am on 13 Feb 2009, Pot_Kettle wrote:
Is this one of those new fangled frozen dinners you were talking about

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366. At 09:54am on 13 Feb 2009, JudithABarnett wrote:
I prefer my ices to be chocolate coated, you hae this one pal

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367. At 09:54am on 13 Feb 2009, PabloPaddyD wrote:
I'm sorry Hugo. That is just NOT a Dalek

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368. At 09:55am on 13 Feb 2009, haegr88 wrote:
The tigers weren't exactly happy with the zoo's new frozen food policy

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369. At 09:55am on 13 Feb 2009, HLionOfVienna wrote:
"Neville, i told you not to lick that. I'll get some warm water"

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370. At 09:55am on 13 Feb 2009, Hyndee99 wrote:
The intruder began to regret his thinking of "stand still and they wont see me"

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371. At 09:56am on 13 Feb 2009, richhtfc wrote:
Leave it alone Tony. It's the wrong kind of Frostie.

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372. At 09:56am on 13 Feb 2009, Jillyfach_33 wrote:
This man-flavoured ice cream's a bit bland dont ya think?

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373. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, oozdat wrote:
You've eaten the head! I was saving that for later..............

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374. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, gereat wrote:
youve knocked his head off your for it now

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375. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, Jiflemon wrote:
No wonder we're endangered if you're trying to mount a Snowman.

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376. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, pauliec08 wrote:
"what are you building a snowman for? we are tigers!"

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377. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, ajbothma wrote:
I told you dying our fur orange will make us look stupid!

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378. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, happydizzyblonde wrote:
Hang on a minute Reg.. this one smells familiar...
Bob...?! Are you in there...?!

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379. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, knutsinmay wrote:
Okay Attenborough, we know you're in there ........

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380. At 09:58am on 13 Feb 2009, susiespeaks wrote:
Oi, Tony, have you seen my car keys? I'm sure I put them around here somewhere....

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381. At 09:59am on 13 Feb 2009, Bruno69 wrote:
Snow White and the seven paws

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382. At 09:59am on 13 Feb 2009, neoapbaby wrote:
Since the tigers microwave had broken, waiting for the latest keeper to defrost had become a little tedious.

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383. At 10:00am on 13 Feb 2009, sydneymj wrote:
"Thats what I call a Cat Scan"

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384. At 10:00am on 13 Feb 2009, soldierblue7 wrote:
Hey bob, they are trying to trick us again by hiding our food in this ice-cream!!!

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385. At 10:01am on 13 Feb 2009, Ross_TT wrote:
Have you eaten the nose again!!!??

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386. At 10:01am on 13 Feb 2009, weescotty85 wrote:
Surley David Blane has taken his latest stunt too far.

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387. At 10:01am on 13 Feb 2009, tryingtobecreative wrote:
Tiger 1. "I warned him. I said if it snows again you'll pay for it."
Tiger 2. "Poor Michael Fish."

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388. At 10:02am on 13 Feb 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
Bookmakers identify their clear favourite for the 2009 Turner Prize...

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389. At 10:02am on 13 Feb 2009, andypeel123 wrote:
'ere Frank, pass me the carrott!

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390. At 10:03am on 13 Feb 2009, weescotty85 wrote:
Surley David Blaine has take his latest stunt too far.

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391. At 10:03am on 13 Feb 2009, russhiggins wrote:
You think this looks daft? I heard they've sent Ron and Sheila the polar bears out to the Bahamas.

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392. At 10:03am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Of course it's human. They always go white when we appear.

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393. At 10:03am on 13 Feb 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Now you've concealed the Health and Safety rep, we can have some real fun !

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394. At 10:04am on 13 Feb 2009, StrangeMarkJeffries wrote:
You're right, they do taste of chicken

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395. At 10:04am on 13 Feb 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
Blue Tiger

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396. At 10:04am on 13 Feb 2009, Martin-75 wrote:
Rare footage: tigers building snowman

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397. At 10:04am on 13 Feb 2009, pntaylor wrote:
That looks nothing like a tiger

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398. At 10:04am on 13 Feb 2009, StevrosTheWild wrote:
Female Tiger:Just admit it we're lost! I could have sworn we usually turn South at the junction. Are you sure the Sat-nav is working? Maybe you broke it when you chewed on it?

Male Tiger: I'm sorry, things with voices normally taste nice!

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399. At 10:05am on 13 Feb 2009, cellotapes wrote:
mmm, carrots

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400. At 10:05am on 13 Feb 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
Tiger Play

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401. At 10:06am on 13 Feb 2009, Pravda We Love You wrote:
The Tigers used the snowy-day-off to recreate their favourite scenes from Strictly Come Dancing

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402. At 10:06am on 13 Feb 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Building snowmen? I wish we'd never signed up for this job retraining.

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403. At 10:06am on 13 Feb 2009, dragonpride wrote:
Tsk! - Do we have to do EVERYTHING around here?.....those keepers can't even build a decent snowman. Now that's it Tony, put the head just a little to the right.

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404. At 10:06am on 13 Feb 2009, Paulap72 wrote:
Grrrrreat so far, but how are we going to do the stripes????

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405. At 10:06am on 13 Feb 2009, KittyMcC01 wrote:
"I think we need more snow for the head"...

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406. At 10:07am on 13 Feb 2009, Hedonist2K wrote:
Ann Summers launches her winter range at Longleat. The Rabbit is finally replaced!

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407. At 10:07am on 13 Feb 2009, DarthMac wrote:
Climate change latest : India hit by Tsnownami!

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408. At 10:07am on 13 Feb 2009, Randers007 wrote:
I'll push it over, you get the coal.....voila, a Bengal Tiger!

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409. At 10:07am on 13 Feb 2009, sbudihal wrote:
Peek-a-boo!

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410. At 10:08am on 13 Feb 2009, Kimear wrote:
Move over! You've built it all the wrong.....that head is way too small for the body.

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411. At 10:08am on 13 Feb 2009, jallandman wrote:
With global warming, these things might be extinct soon

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412. At 10:08am on 13 Feb 2009, zapateados wrote:
"Oh yes, the Esso commercials were very well paid. Trouble is I just can't get at my money."

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413. At 10:08am on 13 Feb 2009, mercurial76 wrote:
"I'll distract him, you grab the carrot"

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414. At 10:08am on 13 Feb 2009, Ben30Ray wrote:
Any now for the finishing touch ... the Eye of the Tiger ... Grrr

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415. At 10:09am on 13 Feb 2009, domsimon wrote:
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416. At 10:09am on 13 Feb 2009, rickdunning wrote:
No, honestly. You pack this stuff all around them and they keep for ages!

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417. At 10:09am on 13 Feb 2009, killerjaw01 wrote:
Esso's assets have frozen due to the credit crunch.

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418. At 10:10am on 13 Feb 2009, funnyGooner09 wrote:
The day the tigers discovered the periscope!

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419. At 10:10am on 13 Feb 2009, liv2009 wrote:
Bob, I told you, if you don't take me out for Valentine's day then I might just bury you under Mr Frosty!

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420. At 10:10am on 13 Feb 2009, BrambleKipper wrote:
"Give up, you just can't do heads."

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421. At 10:10am on 13 Feb 2009, panchofrogg wrote:
"Lester, get the kettle, my paws are stuck, again..."

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422. At 10:12am on 13 Feb 2009, richkelly81 wrote:
As construction began on the new 'Angel of the South', architects were worried at the Tigers blatant disregard for detail on the the horses hoof.

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423. At 10:12am on 13 Feb 2009, acacius wrote:
Snowman Hunters

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424. At 10:12am on 13 Feb 2009, JRFKOBAY wrote:
That's the last time they put a polar bear in our compound!!!

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425. At 10:12am on 13 Feb 2009, martianpope wrote:
Snowmen taste grrrrrrrrrrreat

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426. At 10:13am on 13 Feb 2009, andy_frome wrote:
Hmmm, we should have got this joint out of the freezer earlier. Is there time to go and catch a fresh one?

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427. At 10:13am on 13 Feb 2009, witty-sheetal wrote:
How insensitive of thou, you had the man's head without me ?????

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428. At 10:14am on 13 Feb 2009, a_large_kazimierz wrote:
Tiger dandruff: A growing problem

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429. At 10:14am on 13 Feb 2009, lukefellwalker wrote:
Don't you just hate trying to open this pre-packed, frozen food.

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430. At 10:14am on 13 Feb 2009, SilkenThomas wrote:
Reggie, Reggie! There's no time to explain but could you please blow on my paws?

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431. At 10:14am on 13 Feb 2009, mercurial76 wrote:
Sadly, Sigfreid and Roy's act didn't bring in the crowds it once did.

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432. At 10:14am on 13 Feb 2009, rachel__2k wrote:
Can you pass me his hat please?

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433. At 10:15am on 13 Feb 2009, beefier wrote:
that snow leopard

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434. At 10:15am on 13 Feb 2009, zz_xap wrote:
Schtop laughin' itsch not funny! My tonguesch schtuck!

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435. At 10:15am on 13 Feb 2009, blogbuster wrote:
Jeff, it worked for Odysseus; I reckon our Trojan Snowman is a winner.

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436. At 10:15am on 13 Feb 2009, solarstat wrote:
Tastes abit watered down

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437. At 10:15am on 13 Feb 2009, TrueBlueDragon007 wrote:
Hmmm.............needs more colour....

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438. At 10:15am on 13 Feb 2009, zapateados wrote:
"You just don't see kids playing out these days - I blame computer games."

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439. At 10:16am on 13 Feb 2009, musclesdb wrote:
Another dump like this and we'll be over the fence tomorrow

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440. At 10:16am on 13 Feb 2009, PAULPOWNEY wrote:
Tigers get a frostly reception at Longleat, at least until you break the ice that is!

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441. At 10:16am on 13 Feb 2009, Len Day wrote:
Just as he was about to take a sniff at this new & strange object in the snow, George fell victim to yet another practical joke from Terry...

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442. At 10:16am on 13 Feb 2009, padstein wrote:
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443. At 10:17am on 13 Feb 2009, Babswfc wrote:
If we put some sticks in here, it could be a Dalek...

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444. At 10:18am on 13 Feb 2009, 1968herbie wrote:
That's it Vernon, eat all your carrots and then you can have some ice cream.

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445. At 10:18am on 13 Feb 2009, feathersg wrote:
"I've heard they're soft on the outside and chewy in the middle."

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446. At 10:18am on 13 Feb 2009, crazy_tifosi wrote:
Tony, I'd avoid the yellow stuff if I were you.

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447. At 10:18am on 13 Feb 2009, Cavehogg wrote:
"What no flake? I asked for a flake!"

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448. At 10:18am on 13 Feb 2009, acceptableantoine wrote:
-duuude, I'm telling you that head is never gonna hold!
-Shut up Terrence! Did you bring me that carrot?

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449. At 10:18am on 13 Feb 2009, scruttox wrote:
Organisers of the disastrous New Forest Lapland Village were even less confident about their new venture, 'Siegfried & Roy On Ice'

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450. At 10:19am on 13 Feb 2009, Semerkhet83 wrote:
"Erm, dude, you gonna get brain freeze if you eat that"

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451. At 10:19am on 13 Feb 2009, xsjado-man wrote:
Like my Snow Tiger dear, iv seen better.

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452. At 10:20am on 13 Feb 2009, joewilkinson wrote:
"No you fool! don't build it without the head, you'll give away our plan!"

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453. At 10:21am on 13 Feb 2009, Woody_100 wrote:
Check it out Jeff, if I stand up here, it looks like we're dancing ha ha ha

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454. At 10:21am on 13 Feb 2009, samanthalodge wrote:
Ill tell the insurance guy it was an extreme sports incident that lead the frost bitten tongue as we ain’t insured for extreme environment enrichment.

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455. At 10:21am on 13 Feb 2009, fabMrNugget wrote:
Thats lovely dear but she is sopposed to be feeding us in an hour!

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456. At 10:21am on 13 Feb 2009, TubaMiriam wrote:
Limbless, Frosty only had himself to blame.

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457. At 10:21am on 13 Feb 2009, Mizzchristoph wrote:
ere you looking at my bird

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458. At 10:21am on 13 Feb 2009, PaulA2012 wrote:
Now perhaps you'll stop teasing me for being a man-eater who likes ice-lollies !

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459. At 10:22am on 13 Feb 2009, sizzler wrote:
It needs to be closer to the fence.

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460. At 10:22am on 13 Feb 2009, traciebell wrote:
People just don't taste the same these days
Rodney !!!!

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461. At 10:22am on 13 Feb 2009, breaknecker wrote:
'I'll just have a look' you said,
'It looks tasty', you said.

'Now, your feet are stuck, the Hyenas are laughing and that guy's taking a picture...'

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462. At 10:22am on 13 Feb 2009, Davezangryninja wrote:
The police unvail a new attempt to crack down on youth crime!

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463. At 10:22am on 13 Feb 2009, macfrances wrote:
But you know I like to bite the head off first!

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464. At 10:23am on 13 Feb 2009, mercurial76 wrote:
Kellogs advertising blunder sees tigers eating Frosty, instead of Frosties

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465. At 10:23am on 13 Feb 2009, superCharlieliam wrote:
"Im not banking on this lasting"

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466. At 10:24am on 13 Feb 2009, indierock2009 wrote:
"Man this recession is tough, yet these people can afford to offer us the Abominable Snowman for dinner!? Stand back guys, I'm going in!"

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467. At 10:24am on 13 Feb 2009, UKGeorge64 wrote:
You're too big hiding behind that sweetie!

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468. At 10:24am on 13 Feb 2009, martin0642 wrote:
We'll never get this finished if you keep eating the head you know....

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469. At 10:24am on 13 Feb 2009, exoticgardening wrote:
It's all 'white' i still love ya tiger!

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470. At 10:25am on 13 Feb 2009, lisalouj wrote:
Fancy seeing you here, Tiger! xx

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471. At 10:25am on 13 Feb 2009, kayjwilson wrote:
Help me out Bob, I've got my tongue stuck!!

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472. At 10:25am on 13 Feb 2009, dragonpride wrote:
"Every year you always have to go and show off don't you? - why can't I just have some flowers and a box of chocolates on Valentines like all the other the tigers"

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473. At 10:25am on 13 Feb 2009, squiggly_pete wrote:
Reaching up... there's nowt much on top,
what? no lunch... or an ice lolly!
Crawled this distance... but no matter of course,
we're COOL cats with the WILL to survive!!

With the EYE of a tiger... and the SKILL of our minds,
rising up to the challenge of survival.
Hope a nice fastfood diner... will be open late tonight,
any leftover carrot can be...... the NOSE of our snowman.

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474. At 10:25am on 13 Feb 2009, madman_x wrote:
Now look what you've done. You've knocked the blummin head off!

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475. At 10:26am on 13 Feb 2009, richVioletje wrote:
Mmmmm, you smell gorgeous

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476. At 10:26am on 13 Feb 2009, BigLilBoo wrote:
"Now if I just hide behind here, when she gets a bit closer I'll push this white stuff on top of her and then rush in to save her. She's bound to want to go out with me then."

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477. At 10:26am on 13 Feb 2009, paramedicsamholland wrote:
"George i know i look silly,but im really stuck here!!". "Harry i told you it wasnt an ice pop!!"

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478. At 10:26am on 13 Feb 2009, mayflower75 wrote:
Tastes just like chicken

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479. At 10:27am on 13 Feb 2009, AVALARF wrote:
Remember "Cool for Cats" you saw it on on the BBC

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480. At 10:27am on 13 Feb 2009, opaquesquid wrote:
I dunno mate, we found this man very easily....a little TOO easily.

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481. At 10:27am on 13 Feb 2009, madman_x wrote:
I'm a tropical tiger, what do you expect?

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482. At 10:27am on 13 Feb 2009, 6ooner wrote:
I think we've overdone it with the Frosties Tony!

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483. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, CMax07 wrote:
"Hope this isn't the Valentine surprise he was talking about!"

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484. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, metallicwebboo wrote:
Ohh Ralphh, i told you not to eat the poor snow mans head

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485. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, muchel wrote:
Come on, don't be so cold, show me some love!

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486. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, TJ39SPT wrote:
Wow you scared him so much he's frozen stiff

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487. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, bigjules9000 wrote:
"Why do I always have to cover your mess up....?

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488. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, acwanaut wrote:
"There was a bang and then Bob's stuffing was everywhere"

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489. At 10:28am on 13 Feb 2009, PaulRandall wrote:
"Can you see what it is yet?"

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490. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, Moffmeister wrote:
The Snowman pondered that the problem with "Walking in the Air" at night is that you are never quite sure what the field you land in is used for.

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491. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, Rich Indeed wrote:
"No no, you've got the head all wrong, it looks nothing like me!"

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492. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, ClandyBoy wrote:
A snowman? But darling you know I don't like frozen food.

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493. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, adonisdivan wrote:
Yuk

I told you it was a carrot

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494. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, AVALARF wrote:
When you suck hard on lice ollies the yellow colour comes out all over you

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495. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, ttdr1ver wrote:
"What am I doing?"

"I'm making a trap to catch dinner. You hide behind it, a dog will be along to have a pee soon. When he is at his most vunerable -you pounce on him."

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496. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, acwanaut wrote:
Gerry Cottle's Circus took security of their coke stash pretty seriously

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497. At 10:29am on 13 Feb 2009, Merkofk wrote:
The Antics Roadshow

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498. At 10:30am on 13 Feb 2009, tedioustommo wrote:
" Well Arthur's either forgotten to de-frost the Zebra again or were on on sorbet this week!"

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499. At 10:30am on 13 Feb 2009, vogonwarrior wrote:
No, really - I'm stuck.

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500. At 10:30am on 13 Feb 2009, basscott wrote:
Careful, you could get Frost-Bite.

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