Winning entries to the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week's image shows a statue of a bull in Birmingham wearing a comic relief T-shirt and a red nose.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
After the Merrill Lynch work dried up, my agent's been struggling to find me any decent work
The Brummies unwittingly wheeled the bull to the town's centre, thinking it a gift for outwitting their Coventry foes. Night fell, and a small hatch in the rump opened...
"Is it charging...? Nah, but I think yer 'ave t' make a donation."
"Okay, Darren, we'll wait here and you come and meet us... yeah, we're outside some shops... er, the one with a closing down sale on.... it's got posters in the window... there are people walking past it... I can't really be more specific than that..."
"No... no I want to speak with the architect! I distinctly said vestibule."
"I don't know - Spanish workers, come over 'ere and take all our jobs..."