Caption Competition

13:16 UK time, Friday, 30 January 2009

Winning entries in the caption competition.

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Pope Benedict XVI with a lion cub

This week, the Pope meets a lion cub during his weekly audience at the Vatican. What's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. SundayParkGeorge
The first meeting between the Pope and the Atheist Society is preceded by the traditional exchange of gifts.

5. eattherich
"Aah, my Ebay purchase. Go and give positive feedback."

4. Rockahula
O Puss Dei.

3. W_K_Snowdon
"Trust me, Your Holiness, he's very tame. What smoke?"

2. poshboy1980
"Let us prey"

1. nadine7346
Much as he trusted God, the Holy See decided that was close enough.

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1. At 12:09pm on 29 Jan 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
The lion was funny, but his favourite was the little green duck in the nappy.

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2. At 12:10pm on 29 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Not another Christian to be thrown to the lions, when will they ever learn!

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3. At 12:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Funny, I expected a Bull

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4. At 12:12pm on 29 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
No wonder he doen't like me, he must be a Protestant.

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5. At 12:12pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Pope decided it would be less confusing if he asked for a Snickers bar next time

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6. At 12:13pm on 29 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
So you must be the lion's maid?

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7. At 12:14pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Even at his age, Terry Hall was still doing a grand job

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8. At 12:14pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Brilliant! Now parcel him up and send him to Bush, as a leaving present. Tell him its called 'Cuddles'..

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9. At 12:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Lion had firstly checked he was available in his Big Cat Diary

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10. At 12:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, I said I wanted to meet a Big Cat-holic ...

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11. At 12:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Yes, but can he growl in 148 different languages?

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12. At 12:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
"I loved you in the Lion King!"

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13. At 12:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Like the word 'alcoholic,' a Catholic is someone who likes cats

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14. At 12:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
No, sorry, even I can't help Mafusa now.

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15. At 12:17pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
No, I'm not Pope Leo

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16. At 12:17pm on 29 Jan 2009, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
His Holiness was very impressed with the young cub's rendition of "Born Free".

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17. At 12:18pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Stigmondo is bound to win this week after that plug on MM

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18. At 12:19pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Women priests? Tsk, what next..

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19. At 12:19pm on 29 Jan 2009, rogueslr wrote:
What I really said was that I wanted a 'lie in in winter'.

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20. At 12:19pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The Pope had bad felines about the encounter

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21. At 12:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Trust me, Your Holiness, he's very tame. What smoke?

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22. At 12:23pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
If you remember, Your Holiness, I did recommend you hire a stunt pope for today

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23. At 12:25pm on 29 Jan 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Yes, that's the one, I think lightly grilled with a bottle of chianti?

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24. At 12:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, nrawly wrote:
The Pope prepares to break with tradition and be the first to throw a Lion to the Christians.

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25. At 12:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
I've heard of throwing the Christians to the Lions, but never before had folks throwing Lions to Christians.

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26. At 12:27pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Unfortunately, just off stage, mummy lion was being held by an albino member of Opus Dei, and nobody had thought to ask any questions..

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27. At 12:27pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
He always does that when you say "Ars Gratia Artis"

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28. At 12:28pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
No thanks, I had one for breakfast. Next!

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29. At 12:29pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Well I distinctly remember my saying I wanted Warner Brothers to film my biopic

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30. At 12:29pm on 29 Jan 2009, rogueslr wrote:
I accept your apology for what you, and your forefathers, did in the arena.

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31. At 12:32pm on 29 Jan 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
The guests arrive at the BBC for Terry Wogan's new Radio2 slot - Paws for Thought...

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32. At 12:32pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The Pope had been practising for the encounter by watching Victor Mature in "Samson and Delilah"

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33. At 12:33pm on 29 Jan 2009, Vonbrown wrote:
Pope Benedict in..."Lions for Lambs (of God)"

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34. At 12:33pm on 29 Jan 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
"It's confirmed, Lunch here, then Dinner tonight at the Colosseum."

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35. At 12:35pm on 29 Jan 2009, JohnGammon wrote:
Lion attacks Papal bull.

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36. At 12:37pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
It's from Berlusconi, the note says it's house trained.

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37. At 12:38pm on 29 Jan 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The lion was looking forward to a meal of eggs benedict

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38. At 12:39pm on 29 Jan 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
"Let us prey"

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39. At 12:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Of course the lion's safe. Is the Pope Jewish?

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40. At 12:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Great, now where's the lamb? Lets put this theory to the test..

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41. At 12:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, Manisha wrote:
Does he bite?

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42. At 12:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
The Pope was going to give the Roman cat a lick

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43. At 12:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, Spitfire_uk wrote:
The cub obviously has no pride left

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44. At 12:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
After the savage encounter the Pope lived up to his name........Your Holey-ness.

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45. At 12:43pm on 29 Jan 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
It had crossed Simba's mind to eat the Pope, but decided against it because it's hard to keep a good man down...

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46. At 12:43pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
I grant you courage, Tin Man a heart and you Dorothy can go home. Now what did Berlusconi say he wanted?

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47. At 12:45pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
I see the usual copy-cat captions appearing ...

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48. At 12:45pm on 29 Jan 2009, EllipsisMan wrote:
Finally, the Christians get their own back on the lions!

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49. At 12:46pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Hang on, I thought I only agreed to meet a junior scout ...

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50. At 12:47pm on 29 Jan 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Your Holiness, we found this in your wardrobe, along with a strange looking hag. Any thoughts?

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51. At 12:47pm on 29 Jan 2009, skittledog wrote:
Aslan!

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52. At 12:48pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Soon, there would be no more waving from the balcony ...

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53. At 12:49pm on 29 Jan 2009, DylanRex wrote:
I think Daniel had it easy.

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54. At 12:51pm on 29 Jan 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
variation..

Your Holiness, we found this in your wardrobe, along with a strange looking hag. Anything you'd like to tell us?

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55. At 12:52pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
Yes, that one will make a very nice rug

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56. At 12:53pm on 29 Jan 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
And for my next miracle I give you a man eating lion - knife and fork please!

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57. At 12:55pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
It's Popey the paler man!

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58. At 12:57pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
The Pope meets another roar-man catholic

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59. At 12:57pm on 29 Jan 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
If this is the starter what is the main course?

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60. At 12:58pm on 29 Jan 2009, fionapar wrote:
Don't try and put the fear of God into me mate - I got fangs!"

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61. At 12:59pm on 29 Jan 2009, G0ng00zle wrote:
No - I actually said 'Bring me a CATECHISM!'

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62. At 1:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, congotetra wrote:
miaow

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63. At 1:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, fionapar wrote:
"Don't get cross with me - I want my Mummy!"

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64. At 1:02pm on 29 Jan 2009, blogbuster wrote:
"Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"

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65. At 1:04pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
And you say the English have three of these on their shirts?

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66. At 1:05pm on 29 Jan 2009, phillymaus wrote:
Christopher Lee should have got an Oscar for this scene.

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67. At 1:05pm on 29 Jan 2009, Jordan D wrote:
The Christian Right's remake of the Lion King wasn't going to plan.

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68. At 1:06pm on 29 Jan 2009, fionapar wrote:
"Entry to the Kingden of Heaven is no problem as long as the lioness raises him as a Catholic....."

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69. At 1:07pm on 29 Jan 2009, Jordan D wrote:
The Pope was a little concerned at giving Holy Communion to the Lion.

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70. At 1:07pm on 29 Jan 2009, phillymaus wrote:
Definately a vampire, have it cast into the void.

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71. At 1:08pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rach wrote:
Reviving the practice of throwing Christians to the lions had hit a snag

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72. At 1:10pm on 29 Jan 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
And it can sing plainchant? Well, that's the wonders of genetic engineering for you..

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73. At 1:10pm on 29 Jan 2009, phillymaus wrote:
For the remake of Daktari no costs were spared, not even for training Clarence II the cross eyed lion.

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74. At 1:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, beachcred wrote:
Naah...wearing all that white stuff doesn't make you the Stig

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75. At 1:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
That Pope's a rubbish ventriloquist - you can see his lips move

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76. At 1:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
So you live in a corner house, eh?

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77. At 1:13pm on 29 Jan 2009, nick_fowler wrote:
The Pope had been warned all about Dan Brown's "The Lion-ardo da Vinci Code"

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78. At 1:13pm on 29 Jan 2009, jammyrhona wrote:
The Lion the Flinch and the SorePope

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79. At 1:14pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Well, that's the kitty sorted, now who's going to deal?

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80. At 1:14pm on 29 Jan 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Keen to impress, the Pope's assistant did his best sock-puppet routine.

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81. At 1:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, nikjohnson wrote:
Mmm, I fancied a Lion Bar

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82. At 1:21pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Leo Sayer was doing well in the Pope charts

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83. At 1:21pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
The things I do for money! But if that's what Abramovich wants...

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84. At 1:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
A few more of these and the new cape will look fabulous.

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85. At 1:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The Pope was pleased he hadn't said he was a Scorpio

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86. At 1:23pm on 29 Jan 2009, joetaheri wrote:
Eternal damnation for using a condom? You must be lion...

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87. At 1:27pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
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88. At 1:29pm on 29 Jan 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"What are the odds of that? Schrödinger's Cat may have risen from the dead!"

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89. At 1:30pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
"Yes, zis is a nice birthday present but I vant that flying car!"

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90. At 1:34pm on 29 Jan 2009, lolkat wrote:
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91. At 1:36pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
Here, kitty kitty kitty...

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92. At 1:37pm on 29 Jan 2009, youngWillz wrote:
The Vatican Kitty

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93. At 1:37pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
Pope Benedict was beginning to rethink the annual blessing of pets for St. Francis' feastday...

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94. At 1:37pm on 29 Jan 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"There's probably no God. So, when's the next bus back to Africa?"

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95. At 1:37pm on 29 Jan 2009, easydreaming wrote:
Now that the Pope had agreed to a guest appearance in Lion King 3 the movie, he wondered if meeting Timon and Pumbba would be as uneventful.

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96. At 1:37pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Cub: Peace be with you? How about pieces of you!

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97. At 1:38pm on 29 Jan 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"I take it you're my warm-up then"

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98. At 1:38pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
Zis one is not exactly like ze cat I had in Bavaria.

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99. At 1:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, any1forcocktails wrote:
An audience with Leo... Hmmm, he's so much smaller in real life, and one would have thought he'd have shaved first! Where's Kate?

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100. At 1:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
When internet blind dates go bad

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101. At 1:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
And a rousing chorus went up in Vatican Square:

"All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small...."

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102. At 1:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
With the leaders of Jamaica, Japan and Jordan behind him, Pope Benedict completed the letter J by meeting the King of the Jungle...

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103. At 1:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Who's really "Facing the Lion"?
(Has to be Googled!)

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104. At 1:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Pope: "Ssssh! If they find out animals can talk, it'll knock creationism back a million years. And I'll never sell that Ark"

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105. At 1:43pm on 29 Jan 2009, Theodore-H-Biscuit wrote:
Oh....when you said that you were going to bring along a cub, I thought....never mind.

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106. At 1:43pm on 29 Jan 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"I thought we booked the Pussycat Dolls"

"That's weird, I thought you were going to be Nicole Sherzinger"

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107. At 1:44pm on 29 Jan 2009, essexbeancounter wrote:
Don't worry, I don't eat meat on Friday's either

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108. At 1:44pm on 29 Jan 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Lion: "Hey, Pope! What's 'hakuna matata' in Latin?"

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109. At 1:45pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
White clothes mean everyone can see you fear...

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110. At 1:46pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Did I not ask for a fluffy white cat to go with my large leather chair? You will not fail me a second time. Mwaa, ha, ha!
Now, go and God be with you.

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111. At 1:47pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Now if John Paul II has been reincarnated as that lion, I should probably run...

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112. At 1:47pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
"What does a lion brush his mane with ? A catacomb!"

The lion's attempt to break the ice was somewhat ill-considered...

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113. At 1:48pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
No, a horse. A horse's head..

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114. At 1:49pm on 29 Jan 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Your Holiness, the rumour that you were only a stop-gap pope is entirely without foundation. Now, stop fretting and come to meet your new kitten.

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115. At 1:49pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Aah, my Ebay purchase. Go and give positive feedback.

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116. At 1:50pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
Pope Benedict: "I didn't know ze BBC sent lions after ze worst caption entry writers. I did not zink that "papaben16" vould be so eazy to track down..."

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117. At 1:50pm on 29 Jan 2009, yarablogboy wrote:
As the Christening moved on it was apparent that Cat's really do not like water..

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118. At 1:52pm on 29 Jan 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
These days you can buy anything using Papal.

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119. At 1:52pm on 29 Jan 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Pope watches as Cardinal extracts Protestantism in time honoured fashion

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120. At 1:52pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Much as he trusted God, the Holy See decided that was close enough.

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121. At 1:53pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Hmm,yes, hmm. Upper left 4. Yes, mmm,hmmm. Yes, do you floss regularly?

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122. At 1:54pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Holy See and Born Free

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123. At 1:55pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
Yes, I zink he vill make a perfect guard for ze Vatican Museum.

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124. At 1:55pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Yes, I was in the Cubs when I was young. No, hang on it wasn't the Cubs.

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125. At 1:56pm on 29 Jan 2009, barrain wrote:
"Aaaachoooo!!!"

"Bless you"

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126. At 1:56pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Cat-o-meet

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127. At 1:56pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Throw him to the Christians!

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128. At 1:56pm on 29 Jan 2009, Nzie wrote:
The Pope knew it was a Protestant plot when the lion handler told him it was safe to pet...

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129. At 1:57pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
"How am I supposed to fit my head in a mouth that small?"

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130. At 1:59pm on 29 Jan 2009, youngWillz wrote:
"If adoption from African countries is good enough for Madonna, it's good enough for me"

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131. At 2:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"...and you will go to hell if you kill, hurt, cheat, or are simply caught lion. Ha, thank you folks I'm here till I'm dead, remember to tip your waitress and do try the atelope"

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132. At 2:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Have a look on the collar. There's usually a telephone number or address.

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133. At 2:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
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134. At 2:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
Having the Pope as casting director for Thundercats the Live Action Show was proving to be a PR coup.

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135. At 2:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
Great. A lion to add to my circus.

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136. At 2:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, _Mrs_F_ wrote:
Cub: "*Yawn* It's hard being King of the Jungle - all these official visits wear me out."

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137. At 2:03pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
"...See my vest, see my vest
Made from real gorilla chest.."

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138. At 2:03pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
"What do you mean you've already heard the one about the cheetah, the lion and the leopard playing cards in the jungle?"

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139. At 2:05pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
The Pope thought experimenting with jungle would help him connect with a younger audience.

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140. At 2:06pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
Pope John Maul II

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141. At 2:08pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:

The Pope: Blessed are the children & the animals for God made them all...

Lion Cub: Yeah, yeah, whatevvvver! Just feed me!!

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142. At 2:09pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:

Hey Mister, you want some CAT-attooooode?

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143. At 2:09pm on 29 Jan 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Listen bruv, I been hearing things about you doing stuff in the woods. So check your hallway man. Now we're even"

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144. At 2:09pm on 29 Jan 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Hey, I know, we'll call him Silvio. Well he's small, got bad hair and a nasty temper.

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145. At 2:10pm on 29 Jan 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
The Vatican no longer has a Shih-Tzu.

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146. At 2:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Present from Stonewall, Sir. Instructions say not to feed him very often and to let him sleep in your bedroom.

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147. At 2:12pm on 29 Jan 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Santa and Cat fight it out for a plate of Whiskas

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148. At 2:13pm on 29 Jan 2009, bmerren wrote:
Cat in the Hat meets the Cub from the Shrub.

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149. At 2:14pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:
"Doncha wish your nuns were cute like me....?"

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150. At 2:14pm on 29 Jan 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Bob Carolgees tries to resurrect his career...

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151. At 2:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:

"Hey Dude, that be some bit of bling on your neck yeah! Blinding me eyes it is!"

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152. At 2:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, bmerren wrote:
What's the pontiff this competition?

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153. At 2:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
"Can you doing this blessing any faster please? I'm due on Oprah later"

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154. At 2:18pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
Siegfreid was impressed when he saw the Pope's audition for Roy's old position.

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155. At 2:20pm on 29 Jan 2009, rogueslr wrote:
What's that you say Simba, Daniel's in the lions den?

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156. At 2:21pm on 29 Jan 2009, DaveySwavey wrote:
"You'll never get a part in the Wizard of Oz dressed like that."

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157. At 2:23pm on 29 Jan 2009, honesthulley wrote:
"Forget about the lion,find out who threw that Sink Plunger at my head."

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158. At 2:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, bmerren wrote:
With the thorn removed, Pope Androcles was sure that would be the end of the matter!

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159. At 2:27pm on 29 Jan 2009, teazeldad wrote:
The meeting between the pope and the 'Big Gay Cats' spokesman began to sink to it's inevitable conclusion

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160. At 2:27pm on 29 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Old Deuteronomy welcomes Macavity to the Jellicle tribe.

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161. At 2:31pm on 29 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Vatican City's green policy hits an early snag when the new 'cat' for the Popemobile is delivered.

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162. At 2:34pm on 29 Jan 2009, Gareth Butler wrote:
The Pope promised to use spellchecker next time he sent the memo about wearing a loincloth to Mass.

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163. At 2:34pm on 29 Jan 2009, teazeldad wrote:
"RrrrwOW homie pope dude, I am *loving* that bling!"

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164. At 2:38pm on 29 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Let us prey.

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165. At 2:39pm on 29 Jan 2009, lovely_penguin wrote:
Don't mess with me, I'm God's Rottweiler.

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166. At 2:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, Jordy1967 wrote:
So shall I show how a rottweiler does it now?

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167. At 2:41pm on 29 Jan 2009, Serge_Supressor wrote:
The pope decides to drop the "lamb of God" metaphors for the rest of the afternoon.

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168. At 2:51pm on 29 Jan 2009, clare_555 wrote:
Grrrrrreat to meet you

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169. At 2:51pm on 29 Jan 2009, Jordy1967 wrote:
Lion In State

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170. At 2:51pm on 29 Jan 2009, Serge_Supressor wrote:
"I'm sorry Holy Father, but it's the only way to test the pedigree of Roman lions."

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171. At 2:51pm on 29 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
I prayed Kyrie Eleison and got Kitty Liaison.

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172. At 3:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, C1_Backload wrote:
My sermon didn't make it curious then, just bored?

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173. At 3:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, patio-phalangist wrote:
''Well it's not quite what I had in mind - I was really thinking more of a White Persian like Ernst Stavro Blofeld's......''

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174. At 3:02pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Well, actually, I was enquiring after a Jaguar to replace the Popemobile

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175. At 3:02pm on 29 Jan 2009, Plain_Oli wrote:
For Sparta! *cough* *cough* Simba!!!

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176. At 3:06pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
The Cat in the Vat.

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177. At 3:06pm on 29 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
The first meeting between the Pope and the Atheist Society is preceded by the traditional exchange of gifts

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178. At 3:06pm on 29 Jan 2009, i-am-will wrote:
At the annual "Animals that look like John Sweeney" show, the pope admits:

"Yes...I can see the resemblance. You know what, that Darwin fellow might have been on to something with that common ancestory nonsense"

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179. At 3:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
The Pope is amused at the lion's Richard Dawkins impersonation

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180. At 3:13pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Pope Benedict clearly loved his new pyjama case.

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181. At 3:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Magazine Monitor strives to help us by informing us that the Pope is the one on the left

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182. At 3:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, Mute Joe wrote:
The Pope was definately a mbube man.

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183. At 3:17pm on 29 Jan 2009, katelils wrote:
"Let him first be shaved!"

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184. At 3:19pm on 29 Jan 2009, Behn wrote:
You misheard me, I said Jesus healed the Leopards

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185. At 3:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, PunsterAK47 wrote:
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186. At 3:29pm on 29 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
The Pope wondered whether the new concept of a safari church would really put a halt to declining congregations

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187. At 3:31pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
The encounter produced a lot of hissing and snarling...........especially when the cub joined in.

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188. At 3:35pm on 29 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
In like a lion, out like the lamb.

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189. At 3:36pm on 29 Jan 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Said the waiter to the lion
"But Sir, this isn't just any old Christian, it's an ......."

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190. At 3:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, scoggi wrote:
"I'm telling you Pope - the animals get the most hits on YouTube - you need me ..."

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191. At 3:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
Simba growled, "waddya mean, lion is a sin?"

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192. At 3:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, bennym22 wrote:
Wishing to lure Spanish tourists, the Vatican launches its own version of the bull run.

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193. At 3:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, Robertofranco wrote:
After thouroughly enjoying the latest series of Celbrity Big Brother, the Pope requests a visit from Vern Troyer, insisting he wear the Bear Suit.
"Zrow 'im to me, I vant to catch 'im!!"

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194. At 3:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
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195. At 3:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
The Pope wished that infallible also meant inedible

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196. At 3:43pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
The pope inspected the first inmate of his non-believers petting zoo.

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197. At 3:46pm on 29 Jan 2009, jammyrhona wrote:
Pope John Paul II frantically attempts to communicate to Pope Benedict he may have been wrong about reincarnation.

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198. At 3:47pm on 29 Jan 2009, modernstonethrower wrote:
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199. At 3:48pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
The Pope's unfortunate gash by the cub,and resulting heavy blood loss,led to a rather weakly audience.

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200. At 3:49pm on 29 Jan 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Well yes, and 'Hakuna Matata' to you too, I've always been a big fan of 'Ag-a-doo' myself.

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201. At 3:51pm on 29 Jan 2009, PunsterAK47 wrote:
I dont give a Ratzinger that your father was Aslan

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202. At 4:02pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
I knew your mother Elsa.

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203. At 4:06pm on 29 Jan 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
"Hmm, different, but I don't think I can get my head in that mouth" said the lion cub

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204. At 4:07pm on 29 Jan 2009, PunsterAK47 wrote:
Does this hat make my head look like an acorn?

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205. At 4:09pm on 29 Jan 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
A mix up with the bookings at the cat-i-van

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206. At 4:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Forgive me Father, for I have Simba

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207. At 4:20pm on 29 Jan 2009, Kudosless wrote:

He says that if you insist that PRIDE is a deadly sin, he'll fetch the others.

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208. At 4:21pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:
"And did it Myyyyyyyyyy Waaaayyyyyyyy....

C'mon Mister, join in!! No-one will throw anyfink at ya, honest!!"

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209. At 4:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, tansal wrote:
Pope vs Aslan: battle of the religious icons

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210. At 4:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:
"Never mind 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight', I'm so bored I'm nearly there now!!"

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211. At 4:24pm on 29 Jan 2009, MersonTuffers wrote:
Altogether now....

HALLLLLLLLLLEEEEELUUUUJA!!!!

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212. At 4:28pm on 29 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
And now we'll sing hymn number 325, "Wimoweh".

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213. At 4:33pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
The concert organisers were concerned that Ozzy a.) had turned up dressed as the Pope and b.) was trying to top the bat incident.

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214. At 4:36pm on 29 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Puss-In-Boots prepared to pounce as the Pope melted before his large doleful eyes.

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215. At 4:42pm on 29 Jan 2009, JudgePix wrote:
Let us prey.

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216. At 4:45pm on 29 Jan 2009, suneelrajsivalenka wrote:
Peacefulness of the Pope & the restlessness of the beast

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217. At 4:45pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
The following week the Pope decided to ratchet up the excitement somewhat by wading through a pool of half-starved alligators,armed only with his favourite mitre.

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218. At 4:45pm on 29 Jan 2009, toastcartoons wrote:
"The lion cub is in a bad mood. Go on, your Holiness, show him your cross too!"

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219. At 4:47pm on 29 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Papal tiger

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220. At 4:48pm on 29 Jan 2009, Tremorman wrote:
So you're the lying cub, what lies you going to tell when you grow up to be a Scout?

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221. At 4:53pm on 29 Jan 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Hakuna Mapapa!

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222. At 4:53pm on 29 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Gloria Rottie

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223. At 4:54pm on 29 Jan 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
"I said two of every one, so you're definitely not bringing the baby!"

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224. At 5:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, curlyscousedave wrote:
The pope is interested to hear more about the catty-schism.

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225. At 5:16pm on 29 Jan 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Eeeez hamster

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226. At 5:17pm on 29 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Well done, my son, now all we need is a lamb to try out this lying down theory we've all heard so much about.

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227. At 5:20pm on 29 Jan 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Catholicism meets Cubbalah

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228. At 5:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, Twidget wrote:
Cuddles fought off the urge to sleep as the man in the white suit continued to show off his collection of Jackson Pollock paintings.

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229. At 5:23pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rockahula wrote:
O Puss Dei.

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230. At 5:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, allhallowseve wrote:
"Two men are standing at the Pearly Gates...Wait, how does it go? Well I'm terrible at telling jokes, but the two men end up being Siegfried & Roy... "

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231. At 5:34pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rockahula wrote:
'...and then the Archbishop of Canterbury says to the nun, "No, no, sister, I said vacuum the HASSOCKS!" Heheheheheh...'

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232. At 5:36pm on 29 Jan 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Simba wished he had stayed spiritual-but-non-religious, even led by the Pope the Sunday services hadn't improved.

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233. At 5:39pm on 29 Jan 2009, rahere wrote:
OK, the Colisseum at ten it is then...

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234. At 5:44pm on 29 Jan 2009, LA_Halfbreed wrote:
HAH! I Confronted a LION! Let's see mother teresa do this!

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235. At 5:44pm on 29 Jan 2009, demijohncd wrote:
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236. At 5:52pm on 29 Jan 2009, alexsmk wrote:
I may be cute, and you may smile. But I am gay, with teeth and will pounce. Ha!

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237. At 5:57pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
It's not Waldorf and Statler up therer on the balcony - it looks more like Waldorf and Fozzie

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238. At 6:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, mhansford888 wrote:
"Nope, my teeth are definitely whiter than yours."

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239. At 6:17pm on 29 Jan 2009, pinkfloydareace wrote:
You know my favourite film is The Lion King

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240. At 6:18pm on 29 Jan 2009, pinkfloydareace wrote:
I wish the Vactian has a zoo.

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241. At 6:19pm on 29 Jan 2009, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Hello Noah

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242. At 6:23pm on 29 Jan 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
Popes advisor confuses lion cub with ventriloquists doll, resulting in a loss of pride for the cub in front of millions

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243. At 6:24pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
You're Australians aren't you? This is the Vatican..

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244. At 6:25pm on 29 Jan 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to look after your cat??

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245. At 6:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
What do you mean you won't let Elton come play the theme tune?

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246. At 7:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
"President Bush has sent him as a farewell present. His name is Stripes."

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247. At 7:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, aliotis wrote:
"Welcome to the Cat.holic Church"

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248. At 7:12pm on 29 Jan 2009, Irish-Di wrote:
... so you thought I said male, hairy?

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249. At 7:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, Giggletoy wrote:
You are Simba, and upon this feline I shall establish my church.

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250. At 7:23pm on 29 Jan 2009, 25_and_no_hope wrote:
(Lion to the Pope)

Here's a good one, what happens when the pope dies?...

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251. At 7:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, therealDoctorAl wrote:
"I'm delighted you've halted their population decline, but I fear captive breeding isn't the answer to our declining number of priests"

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252. At 7:34pm on 29 Jan 2009, metalmarikan wrote:
Please not another pope, I can't eat a whole one, can't i have a altar boy instead?

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253. At 7:36pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Contestants in the 'Pope versus lion cub 100 meter dash', size each other up.

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254. At 7:48pm on 29 Jan 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Correction:

Contestants in the "Pope versus lion cub 100 miter dash', size each other up.

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255. At 8:05pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
And, singing "Circle of Life" in the grand finale, we have a lion singer and a rat zinger

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256. At 8:08pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
"Ars gratia artis?" said the Pope. "I'm sorry, but I'm not very good with Latin."

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257. At 8:09pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
'Course, I could have been a judge, but I never had the Latin

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258. At 8:11pm on 29 Jan 2009, iandoha wrote:
Anaimalist 1 - Catholics 0

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259. At 8:28pm on 29 Jan 2009, Jonathan Bell wrote:
"No, this can't be the lion of Judah. How is he going to open the scroll and the seven seals?"

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260. At 8:38pm on 29 Jan 2009, sydhanson wrote:
The pope laughed nervously and breathed an inward sigh of relief as the drug-sniffing cat approached. Thank god he had stashed the giggle-weed in his big hat.

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261. At 8:49pm on 29 Jan 2009, CavernDweller wrote:
Although he knew the catholic church had now recognised evolution, the Pope never looked forward to the weekly public 'survival of the fittest' competitions.

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262. At 9:10pm on 29 Jan 2009, factsoflife wrote:
I sense something Cat-aclismic a foot....

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263. At 9:12pm on 29 Jan 2009, factsoflife wrote:
two animals face each other off, the prize, the curch

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264. At 9:31pm on 29 Jan 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
"We're going to need considerably bigger catacombs."

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265. At 9:36pm on 29 Jan 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Ecce Leo et Crux.

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266. At 10:00pm on 29 Jan 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"It's a little cross."

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267. At 10:01pm on 29 Jan 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
What do you get if you cross a Pope with a lion?

A mane of God.

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268. At 10:15pm on 29 Jan 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The Pope meets the BBC Magazine Monitor's new moderator

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269. At 10:18pm on 29 Jan 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"It must be the white vestments, your Holiness...he thinks you're the vet!"

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270. At 10:20pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The lion was nicknamed Jimmy Saville, but his cigar kept falling out. "Top of the Popes" was back!

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271. At 10:22pm on 29 Jan 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Forget the Tiger in your tank, due to the credit crunch it's now a Lion cub.

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272. At 10:24pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
For protection, Pope Benedict had with him his crucifelix

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273. At 10:26pm on 29 Jan 2009, HenryNorth wrote:
Oh dear Does the Lion cub know I was in the Hitler Youth?

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274. At 10:28pm on 29 Jan 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The next time the Pope visited Longleat, he'd check the catch on his boot first

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275. At 10:32pm on 29 Jan 2009, Snooglie wrote:
I'm sorry, I could have sworn they said you were a cataholic.

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276. At 10:39pm on 29 Jan 2009, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"So, the cub runs on and bites the papal ankle - we're guaranteed 250 quid from 'You've Been Framed'. What d'yer say, your Holiness?"

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277. At 10:40pm on 29 Jan 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
"I said I don't suppose he's called Jerome... ...it's a joke. A catholic joke. No, not very funny at all really."

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278. At 11:08pm on 29 Jan 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Papal ushers forced to take radical action to prevent pilfering from the collection plate.

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279. At 11:19pm on 29 Jan 2009, Graham wrote:
Colosseum entertainmet suffers from Health and Safety rulings.

Graham
Hayle

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280. At 11:27pm on 29 Jan 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I hope you enjoyed my message of hope - in 60 different languages."

"Grrrrr...yaaaaaaawwnnnn...."

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281. At 11:52pm on 29 Jan 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
The winner of 'The Vatican's Got Talent' 2009 is......."

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282. At 00:10am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
A special gift from Siegfried and Roy, your Holiness.

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283. At 00:17am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
No, for LYING I said to say twenty Hail Mary's.

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284. At 00:18am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Well that explains the scratching round my ankles.

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285. At 00:21am on 30 Jan 2009, Digrgrl wrote:
You holiness, unfortunately, the lion ate the lamb instead of lying down with it...

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286. At 00:22am on 30 Jan 2009, Jonnyton wrote:
LION: "You're a holy man of God". POPE "you're obviously lion"

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287. At 00:23am on 30 Jan 2009, monkeycat88 wrote:
The drunken bravado of the night before had caught up with the Pope, could he really lion tame?

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288. At 00:32am on 30 Jan 2009, monksd wrote:
His Holiness said he had 'licked his lips' at the prospect of their meeting. It wasn't clear who was doing the licking.

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289. At 00:37am on 30 Jan 2009, dorianvalentine wrote:
Christians have a long history of loving animals. Lions have a slightly longer history of loving Christians...

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290. At 00:44am on 30 Jan 2009, peterbrum wrote:
For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful.

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291. At 00:53am on 30 Jan 2009, blythy100 wrote:
The lion, the witch and the.....oops, where's the wardrobe?

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292. At 00:55am on 30 Jan 2009, Pulger wrote:
"Heavens! His breath is awful..."

"Hey look! A talking Lion!"

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293. At 00:58am on 30 Jan 2009, RDPlank wrote:
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294. At 00:58am on 30 Jan 2009, WhatTheCurtains wrote:
At last the Pope saw his opportunity to surpass the onstage anticks of Ozzy Osbourne.

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295. At 00:59am on 30 Jan 2009, WhatTheCurtains wrote:
At last the Pope saw his opportunity to surpass the onstage antics of Ozzy Osbourne.

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296. At 01:01am on 30 Jan 2009, U13206626 wrote:
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297. At 01:01am on 30 Jan 2009, MarkyBish wrote:
Lion of Judah?

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298. At 01:02am on 30 Jan 2009, stellarbeebo wrote:
Just the nine lives? That's rubbish - I've had well over 260

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299. At 01:03am on 30 Jan 2009, Pinkool10 wrote:
"aww who's the cute little fella?"
"MUMMY! He's not grandpa!"

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300. At 01:07am on 30 Jan 2009, KlNGLOLZ wrote:
yes yes it makes a lovely hat... but seriously john, give him his bowl back .

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301. At 01:10am on 30 Jan 2009, KlNGLOLZ wrote:
yes it makes a lovely hat... but seriously joe, he wants his bowl back .

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302. At 01:11am on 30 Jan 2009, ceemark wrote:
Gods Rottweiller meets the Lion of God

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303. At 01:15am on 30 Jan 2009, U13206626 wrote:
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304. At 01:26am on 30 Jan 2009, hamidshaikh wrote:
No Father I can't give up the meat, I am a LION after all!

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305. At 01:39am on 30 Jan 2009, mrmmrm42 wrote:
"I said 12 inches, not centimetres. This crowd will kill me if I don't get my head in there."

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306. At 02:01am on 30 Jan 2009, colonelgandalf wrote:
One of the most awe inspiring beings on the planet, and the pope.

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307. At 02:03am on 30 Jan 2009, onthemightofprinces wrote:
"Don't worry about the smell. He's just a little scared." said the lion to his handler.

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308. At 02:03am on 30 Jan 2009, colonelgandalf wrote:
i'm your new keeper? i think you've got your lions crossed!

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309. At 02:08am on 30 Jan 2009, digitaltabatha wrote:
gotta ask yourself a question?
do ya think ya lucky?

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310. At 02:11am on 30 Jan 2009, bonanzoid wrote:
"I know! I was peeved when they revealed the Stig too!"

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311. At 02:16am on 30 Jan 2009, bonanzoid wrote:
Cub Your Enthusiasm

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312. At 02:36am on 30 Jan 2009, hughdriver wrote:
they used to feed people like me to the likes of you

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313. At 02:56am on 30 Jan 2009, nnnooonnnooo wrote:
Hmmm - so that's your contraception, is it?

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314. At 02:56am on 30 Jan 2009, ChillOutPlease wrote:
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315. At 03:00am on 30 Jan 2009, ScroogeMcDuck wrote:
"OK, just a quick check before the Photo Op. The lion hasn't said anything stupid about the Holocaust recently, has he?"

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316. At 03:26am on 30 Jan 2009, ricxster wrote:
"Why do you always have the mention the war?" said German pope to British lion

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317. At 03:40am on 30 Jan 2009, BigKateLive wrote:
Cub: I'll show you what holy really means, let me at him!

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318. At 03:57am on 30 Jan 2009, ejtasker wrote:
The Pope demonstrated how to swear in a new leader.

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319. At 03:57am on 30 Jan 2009, LoneHill wrote:
King of the Cats? I'm King of the Cat'lics

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320. At 03:59am on 30 Jan 2009, ChillOutPlease wrote:
Give me just 5 minutes in the den with you, and Lionism will rule! You had your chance and blew it, scoffed the king of beasts!

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321. At 04:17am on 30 Jan 2009, U13206626 wrote:
lion says to pope 'why you got half a ball on your head'

'pope says put them up, put them up'

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322. At 04:30am on 30 Jan 2009, metropolitanmonkey wrote:
Next stop on the Lion's holiday in Europe was Skegness

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323. At 04:36am on 30 Jan 2009, kayems wrote:
You can't hide your lion eyes.

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324. At 04:45am on 30 Jan 2009, metropolitanmonkey wrote:
"Yeah we heard about that on the Serengeti, did you watch him on Friday night? He had Tom Cruise on"

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325. At 05:08am on 30 Jan 2009, guisborough wrote:
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326. At 05:33am on 30 Jan 2009, AlanofSydney wrote:
I'm the son of the king of the Jungle! Who are you?

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327. At 05:34am on 30 Jan 2009, charman-4 wrote:
So..... animals can sense evil!

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328. At 05:35am on 30 Jan 2009, zygo99 wrote:
Christians 1 -- Lions 1
Time for a tie-breaker

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329. At 05:37am on 30 Jan 2009, kieranINsalford wrote:
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330. At 05:41am on 30 Jan 2009, GoodObills wrote:
Religious Lion Greets a Jungle friend

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331. At 05:44am on 30 Jan 2009, GoodObills wrote:
When I grow old I shall be a pope too
Because we both devour!

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332. At 05:47am on 30 Jan 2009, GoodObills wrote:
i'D BETTER GROW FAST ,LOOKS LIKE YOU WILL SOON JOIN YOUR FRIEND JP2

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333. At 05:52am on 30 Jan 2009, GoodObills wrote:
ALL CATS LICK, Mr POPE DO YOU LICK TOO?

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334. At 06:03am on 30 Jan 2009, GoodObills wrote:
HELLO FELLOW BEAST

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335. At 06:45am on 30 Jan 2009, umkomaas wrote:
Ok, let me guess, your name's Daniel?

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336. At 06:48am on 30 Jan 2009, ROBERTWBOATH wrote:
great a cool lolly pope stick just what i need to cool down on a hot day

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337. At 06:57am on 30 Jan 2009, stilllitterarty wrote:
Whats new pussycat?
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The New zealandLamb is off the menu , try saintsburys they are doing a special offer on herretics .
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Papa Give me your tyred and huddled masses yearning to be free
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I'm past my sell by date ,perhaps i can introduce you to Martin Luther ,but say grace first.

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Ich bin ein berlinner

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Get ready for the last supper papa
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What would you like for dinner ,Seventh day Adventists ,Jehovah witnesses ,Moonies,or Mormons .?

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You dont scare me you little pussy ive got garlic arroung my neck aswell

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You fat cats cannot eat me , AAA whiter than white subprimess1sts are purely for inVestment purposes ,try a Jehovahs witness even though they have been past their sell by date three times, so they say.
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Papa, guess whos coming to dinner?

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338. At 07:13am on 30 Jan 2009, Dangreef wrote:
Hello, I’m Benedict XVI who are you? My friends call me Leo XIV!

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339. At 07:31am on 30 Jan 2009, theburn82 wrote:
"So Mr Pope, tell me more about this Lamb of God."

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340. At 07:40am on 30 Jan 2009, macfern wrote:
Aha Mr. Pope, and you always thought I was a goat!

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341. At 07:42am on 30 Jan 2009, Timcoal wrote:
My ancestors used to kill christians you know!

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I would try and rip a normal person limb from limb!!!! Imagine what I would do to an ex Hitler youth.

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342. At 07:45am on 30 Jan 2009, flibbly wrote:
"Mmm lunch. Haven't you got any younger ones though - this one looks rather old and bitter."

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343. At 07:46am on 30 Jan 2009, jayand wrote:
i tell you its possesed look at its face call an exorcist

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344. At 07:48am on 30 Jan 2009, happybrian123 wrote:
The Pope says,"My name is David".

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345. At 07:49am on 30 Jan 2009, Martin_Brannigan wrote:
"Show him your cross" said a cardinal. The lion misunderstood...

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346. At 07:50am on 30 Jan 2009, Alan Gifford wrote:
Look in to the eyes, into the eyes, not around the eyes...

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347. At 07:54am on 30 Jan 2009, Jon_M_P wrote:
just a purr-fect day, feed animals from the zoo, then maybe a prayer or two and then home..

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348. At 07:54am on 30 Jan 2009, redonlyme wrote:
It's hard to believe but I'm 'The King of the Jungle,' how about you?

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349. At 07:56am on 30 Jan 2009, Martin_Brannigan wrote:
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350. At 08:00am on 30 Jan 2009, Lordstein wrote:
Like most children, the lion cub found the Pope's sermon made him awfully sleepy... *yawn*

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351. At 08:01am on 30 Jan 2009, wigsdad wrote:
ahh bless

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352. At 08:09am on 30 Jan 2009, murtyb wrote:
I was in the Cubs once, you know.

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353. At 08:10am on 30 Jan 2009, murtyb wrote:
Don't worry, your Holiness. It's just cub-board love.

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354. At 08:12am on 30 Jan 2009, trickytree2k wrote:
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355. At 08:12am on 30 Jan 2009, jonathanz wrote:
Why didn't anyone tell me there was a new Archbishop of Canterbury!

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356. At 08:12am on 30 Jan 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Celebrity Big Brother pulls out all the stops to boost Sunday prime-time ratings.

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357. At 08:12am on 30 Jan 2009, HughMcKinney wrote:
The Pope welcomed the Inquisition's latest recruit.

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358. At 08:13am on 30 Jan 2009, murtyb wrote:
My dad would have you for breakfast.

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359. At 08:14am on 30 Jan 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"You may know my late father from British television, your Holiness...Rod Hull?"

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360. At 08:15am on 30 Jan 2009, CliveDavison wrote:
"I don't care if it was HOLY.........I don't like water, OK grandad"

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361. At 08:15am on 30 Jan 2009, redchristmascrackers wrote:
...lower third right occlusal... (Is there nothing I don't know?)....

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362. At 08:15am on 30 Jan 2009, Cole69 wrote:
"I said show me your cross not you're cross!"

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363. At 08:19am on 30 Jan 2009, drandolph1 wrote:
Stop whining that I'm so expensive Benny, I told you if you let them breed like flies we'd cost more.

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364. At 08:21am on 30 Jan 2009, PGoodlad wrote:
I know I'm a lion, cast into in a den of Daniels, but I'm not scared.

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365. At 08:23am on 30 Jan 2009, tightlipped wrote:
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366. At 08:23am on 30 Jan 2009, Captionman wrote:
"Very funny act - but from here I can clearly see your lips move."

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367. At 08:24am on 30 Jan 2009, KermitTheFrog wrote:
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368. At 08:25am on 30 Jan 2009, smorty88 wrote:
Er, Daniel my brother? You are plumper than me, come here and feel the pain....

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369. At 08:25am on 30 Jan 2009, jamesbowyer wrote:
No no, I said I was tired and wanted a Lie in......

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370. At 08:26am on 30 Jan 2009, groovylordpingu wrote:
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371. At 08:28am on 30 Jan 2009, mattjabs wrote:
The new series of the Lion Man takes a nasty new twist!

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372. At 08:28am on 30 Jan 2009, camcubed wrote:
"No, no, no..., how do you expect something that small to eat a full-grown Atheist?

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373. At 08:31am on 30 Jan 2009, TonosUK wrote:
Not bad, but I thought Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear were better.

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374. At 08:33am on 30 Jan 2009, bobsimmons78 wrote:
The filming of Naked Gun 427 took a sinister twist when Leslie Nielsen realised that his co-star wasn't the Leo that he had expected.

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375. At 08:33am on 30 Jan 2009, nikschumi wrote:
Was my speech so bad that he's yawning

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376. At 08:34am on 30 Jan 2009, Liefebuffel wrote:
'You've got some fight in you ol'boy!'

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377. At 08:34am on 30 Jan 2009, pete_ward wrote:
Forgive me father, it's been three weeks since my last confession and I've been lion all that time.

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378. At 08:34am on 30 Jan 2009, ebowler wrote:
Sorry, I only take spiritual guidance from wise old baboons!

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379. At 08:35am on 30 Jan 2009, grumpymensales wrote:
Iam a great friend of Androcles

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380. At 08:35am on 30 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
No, I said I took payments for the lion by PayPal, not Papal...

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381. At 08:35am on 30 Jan 2009, TartanT wrote:
Maybe its the Lynx aftershave!

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382. At 08:36am on 30 Jan 2009, TGIGOOE wrote:
Let's argue about this in the Coliseum!

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383. At 08:36am on 30 Jan 2009, Champinjoner wrote:
That's it, cough it up, you were only supposed to kiss my ring, not swollow it!

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384. At 08:37am on 30 Jan 2009, Far-Seer wrote:
You wouldn't leave him alone with your kids!

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385. At 08:39am on 30 Jan 2009, Z Phantom still in mourning wrote:
Oh noes dont throws me to da christienz!

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386. At 08:39am on 30 Jan 2009, Mulberrymitzi wrote:
Daaaarrrghwin!

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387. At 08:40am on 30 Jan 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"It fills my heart with joy to see such a fine creature - a perfect example of God's wonderful creation...and the collection takings are up 20% too....same time next week?"

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388. At 08:41am on 30 Jan 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
So it's true. A cats breath does smell of cat food. Ha ha ha ha.

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389. At 08:43am on 30 Jan 2009, emmatje wrote:
"I said sacrificial LAMB"

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390. At 08:45am on 30 Jan 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Aha, you've found it! My missing novelty slipper."

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391. At 08:45am on 30 Jan 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"In nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti" "Rooooaaaarrrr"

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392. At 08:45am on 30 Jan 2009, Z Phantom still in mourning wrote:
FREEEDOM!

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393. At 08:45am on 30 Jan 2009, HughMcKinney wrote:
People bagan to wonder whether the Vatican really understood what was involved in a pride march.

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394. At 08:46am on 30 Jan 2009, smallnumbers wrote:
The little big cat explained as best he could that he had no time for dogma.

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395. At 08:46am on 30 Jan 2009, BurnEmAll wrote:
Is the lion saying, "I can never get the wrappers off these things!"?

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396. At 08:48am on 30 Jan 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Little did he realise it was a homosexual lion.

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397. At 08:49am on 30 Jan 2009, Guzzlecat wrote:
Benedictus Leo
Leo Benedicte

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398. At 08:51am on 30 Jan 2009, iansedwell wrote:
Kyrie lion son!

[ a play on the Greek component of the old Latin mass, "Kyrie elison", trans., "Lord have mercy" ]

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399. At 08:52am on 30 Jan 2009, lolkat wrote:
"He says he IS Catholic, Baloo. Now you go and you clean it up like I asked you to."

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400. At 08:53am on 30 Jan 2009, jiggawatt wrote:
Gladiator ll: Day of Reckoning

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401. At 08:54am on 30 Jan 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
It was the day Benedict XVI was pleased he was wearing his Pampers 'Pope-poopies'.

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402. At 08:54am on 30 Jan 2009, derekbeggs wrote:
Lions 1: Christians 0

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403. At 08:55am on 30 Jan 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Yes, I did have my Bible reading all prepared your Holiness, but my lion ate it...honest."

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404. At 08:56am on 30 Jan 2009, markus_uk wrote:
Damn, I forgot my glasses again. You're not playing tricks on me again, young man, are you? Sure this is the baby that I'm meant to baptise?

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405. At 08:56am on 30 Jan 2009, BrianG1962 wrote:
"Christians? Arena? Never heard of such a thing Your Holiness."

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406. At 08:57am on 30 Jan 2009, neonkittne26 wrote:
"forgive me father, for I've been lion"

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407. At 08:57am on 30 Jan 2009, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
Err, what do you want me to do with it?

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408. At 08:58am on 30 Jan 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"So, you have to groom him every day?"

"Oh yes...religiously"

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409. At 08:59am on 30 Jan 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
The special effects on the new 3D Alien film left one filmgoer somewhat nonplussed.

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410. At 09:01am on 30 Jan 2009, BBSilly wrote:
'Hi, they call me Rottweiler...'

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411. At 09:02am on 30 Jan 2009, fionapar wrote:
"Baptism in principle is acceptable, but I'm delegating to Cardinal O'Roary for the hands on part of the ceremony......"

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412. At 09:03am on 30 Jan 2009, andywayne278 wrote:
"Gods Rottweiler"? He's nothing but a little Pussy Cat.......

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413. At 09:05am on 30 Jan 2009, Man_Aging wrote:
No. I said to set an example to the people we'd take out a small loan!

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414. At 09:06am on 30 Jan 2009, sidescan wrote:
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415. At 09:07am on 30 Jan 2009, eddyces wrote:
"....Hakuna Matata...!!!"

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416. At 09:09am on 30 Jan 2009, peterstagg wrote:
You want me to roar at the begining of your YouTube videos? MGM beat you to it.

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417. At 09:11am on 30 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
I said I fancied a pint in The Lion, not I fancied a pint sized lion.

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418. At 09:13am on 30 Jan 2009, murtyb wrote:
Don't lionise me, creep!

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419. At 09:13am on 30 Jan 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep - Woody Allen

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420. At 09:14am on 30 Jan 2009, realityleak wrote:
As the pope grew closer, primeval genetic synapses fired and the cub began to drool.

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421. At 09:15am on 30 Jan 2009, realityleak wrote:
Come a few steps closer and we'll see whose teeth are real, old man!

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422. At 09:15am on 30 Jan 2009, TooSensible wrote:
The lion's keen sense of smell easily detected the large quantities of garlic in the papal diet.

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423. At 09:15am on 30 Jan 2009, adrievdl wrote:
"Doesn't he think it's in poor taste to laugh at the idea of lions and Christians reunited on this spot?" the lion wondered.

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424. At 09:16am on 30 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Do you think he's large enough to stop the British removing my towel from the sunloungers in Benidorm?

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425. At 09:16am on 30 Jan 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
He's got to go back - those claws on the Popemobile seats? I don't think so.

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426. At 09:16am on 30 Jan 2009, The-Old-Geezer wrote:
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427. At 09:18am on 30 Jan 2009, Evil_Stu wrote:
A lion thrown to the Christians, eh? Well that's quite a turn up!

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428. At 09:21am on 30 Jan 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Pride comes before an infallible ?

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429. At 09:22am on 30 Jan 2009, hitbarker wrote:
I feel sorry for the person who has to make my robe white again..

----------------------------------------------------

At least you can't see what's biting my down below.

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Where's its mother?

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430. At 09:24am on 30 Jan 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Now, where is Dan Brown

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431. At 09:25am on 30 Jan 2009, nikschumi wrote:
A lion without its Pride is no lion at all

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432. At 09:25am on 30 Jan 2009, Blackberrynews wrote:
Pride comes before a fall...

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433. At 09:26am on 30 Jan 2009, trevethoe wrote:
Nice bling mate, but your aftershave gets right up my nose!

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434. At 09:28am on 30 Jan 2009, 7Oaksey wrote:
Oh I'm gonna crucify you Benny baby.

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435. At 09:28am on 30 Jan 2009, DerekH wrote:
Ah - so you're the mane attraction...

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436. At 09:32am on 30 Jan 2009, greekdancer wrote:
The Pope had heard that they had a cat at number 10, but this wasn't quite what he imagined!

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437. At 09:33am on 30 Jan 2009, mr-p-of-hadleigh wrote:
"Body of Christ? Come of Papa put the biscuit right on my tongue. It better be tastier than his blood was"

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438. At 09:37am on 30 Jan 2009, maximouse1 wrote:
Simba wondered whos Roar was louder

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439. At 09:38am on 30 Jan 2009, bramskizzle wrote:
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440. At 09:40am on 30 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Son of Mane

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441. At 09:40am on 30 Jan 2009, Forestblogger wrote:
In the name of the Father...Son...& Holy Ghost..Amen...............LUNCHTIME

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442. At 09:41am on 30 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Nip down to Pets At Home and find out what they usually eat.

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443. At 09:42am on 30 Jan 2009, acceptableCannon wrote:
In refusing to give the gift of courage, Pope Benedict loses another convert to 'alternative' religion.

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444. At 09:42am on 30 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Let's see the Archbishop of Canterbury top this at his next pet's blessing!

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445. At 09:43am on 30 Jan 2009, onepack wrote:
Vanilla! My favourite!

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446. At 09:44am on 30 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
"Your Holiness, its arrived. "
"Excellent, tell the Guards to keep eating the Frosties. We'll collect enough tokens for another one to keep it company"

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447. At 09:46am on 30 Jan 2009, mr-p-of-hadleigh wrote:
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448. At 09:46am on 30 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
"Good, he looks hungry. Now, you're sure you've got the right address for Mr Brown?"

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449. At 09:47am on 30 Jan 2009, Whistling Neil wrote:
Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I bit two priests and a cardinal....

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450. At 09:49am on 30 Jan 2009, Whistling Neil wrote:
History had suggested that lions were a useful way of dealing with troublesome minorities.

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451. At 09:51am on 30 Jan 2009, Whistling Neil wrote:
What big eyes you have.....

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452. At 09:56am on 30 Jan 2009, U3954577 wrote:
Pope to Lion: "So, what did Tony Blair taste like?"

Lion: "Like all religious zealots & war criminals - bitter"

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453. At 09:57am on 30 Jan 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
During confession the Pope suspected the cub was a lion !

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454. At 09:57am on 30 Jan 2009, Whistling Neil wrote:
I don't know what you're laughing about, the sins of the father are visited on the son and it very cold this time of year.

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455. At 09:59am on 30 Jan 2009, stilllitterarty wrote:
Yes, thats the deal we put a fresh lamb in every morning and you refrain while the tourists are watching .

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456. At 10:00am on 30 Jan 2009, alphacrazyandy wrote:
Unfortunately the lion was less than impressed that His Holiness chose to bless him with a rendition of 'In ze jungle, ze mighty jungle, ze lion sleeps tonacht'....

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457. At 10:03am on 30 Jan 2009, Whistling Neil wrote:
Pope: See I told you it was a vampire!

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458. At 10:04am on 30 Jan 2009, Abernethyt wrote:
Fantastic. Christians back on the menu.

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459. At 10:09am on 30 Jan 2009, Whistling Neil wrote:
Pope explores measures to relieve unemployment in Rome.

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460. At 10:10am on 30 Jan 2009, HughMcKinney wrote:
Let us prey

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461. At 10:12am on 30 Jan 2009, stilllitterarty wrote:
We dont do smorgaasborgs anymore ,they were just a special offer to start the franchise ,however i could order in a Kentucky fried chicken and fries.

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462. At 10:12am on 30 Jan 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Can I give you some advice in the words of the Madonna, 'Papa don't preach!'.

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463. At 10:13am on 30 Jan 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
Sorry your Holiness, he's never reacted like this before. Except with that young Damian....

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464. At 10:14am on 30 Jan 2009, tightrope34 wrote:
I've seen bears poop in the woods, now just what religion are you?

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465. At 10:14am on 30 Jan 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
Benedict had decided on a pet cat for the Vatican, despite being more of a dogma man...

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466. At 10:18am on 30 Jan 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Roary... Are you ready?

Your holiness.... Are you ready?

Then let's get ready to Rumble in the Jungle....

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467. At 10:19am on 30 Jan 2009, Kieran Boyle wrote:
Benny and Lenny: the Vatican's own vent act.

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468. At 10:19am on 30 Jan 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
After his latest reincarnation, his holiness the Pope is introduced once more to the Dalai Lion-ma.

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469. At 10:21am on 30 Jan 2009, BuddhaWiser wrote:
What have you done with Daniel?

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470. At 10:22am on 30 Jan 2009, eattherich wrote:
Pride, In The Mane Of Love

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471. At 10:25am on 30 Jan 2009, poshboy1980 wrote:
Pope Benedict was set to launch his new children's book: The Cat in the Vat

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472. At 10:26am on 30 Jan 2009, stilllitterarty wrote:
Papa is there a place in heaven for fat cats

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Papa it has been fourty days since my last confession

Reply...And what did he give you

Papa he gave me five hail marys four our fathers and indegestion

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473. At 10:26am on 30 Jan 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Uhm, Cardinal, Cardinal, I think we've done a woopsy..."

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474. At 10:27am on 30 Jan 2009, TobyDuckworth wrote:
Here you see his holiness, who has recently taken up taxidermy, being presented by his first finished piece. He particularly enjoys the mounting process.

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475. At 10:27am on 30 Jan 2009, assheton wrote:
"I believe in Miracles, where you from, you sexy thing, you sexy thing you!"

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476. At 10:28am on 30 Jan 2009, Jonathan Bell wrote:
That's right Simba, X marks the spot.

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477. At 10:34am on 30 Jan 2009, jammyrhona wrote:
Swiss Guard unveil newest recruit.

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478. At 10:34am on 30 Jan 2009, MattHardcastle wrote:
Pope Benedict XVI was certain his new funny for the Vatican Channel on YouTube would have people flocking in their droves.

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479. At 10:35am on 30 Jan 2009, JJW-82 wrote:
The Lions rendition of 'Sweet Child of mine' had some unusual followers.

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480. At 10:35am on 30 Jan 2009, Britfrog wrote:
You lie'n' to those good people?

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481. At 10:35am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
His alias on the BBC is YawningTigerBaby and he's been a naughty boy, Father

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482. At 10:36am on 30 Jan 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Rename yourself Leo, or else..."

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483. At 10:36am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Vatican unveils new mascot

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484. At 10:37am on 30 Jan 2009, digdom wrote:
Bless you child, but I don't normally do this sort of thing: that recently-departed American idiot would have been a much better bet!

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485. At 10:37am on 30 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
Pride comes before a maul

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486. At 10:37am on 30 Jan 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
Rarrrrrr!

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487. At 10:39am on 30 Jan 2009, Marquee wrote:
Photographs of early Star Wars auditions for the evil Emperor and Darth Maul are released by George Lucas

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488. At 10:46am on 30 Jan 2009, georgehh wrote:
Relations with the Narnian delegation had turned frosty in recent times

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489. At 10:47am on 30 Jan 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Yes, I believe there are catacombs around here somewhere. I'm just off to look for them myself. Bye.

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490. At 10:48am on 30 Jan 2009, lbridge wrote:
so, you want to keep the natural order of things do you...

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491. At 10:50am on 30 Jan 2009, mikeonmondays wrote:
I'm going to be iron, like a lion, in Zion...

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492. At 10:55am on 30 Jan 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Vampire lions brought under control in the Vatican

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493. At 10:55am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Roman Holy Day

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494. At 10:57am on 30 Jan 2009, leefurney wrote:
Are you sure you want to do this? It's a circus out there!

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495. At 10:59am on 30 Jan 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The Blessing of the Animals (Saturday matinee)

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496. At 11:02am on 30 Jan 2009, psychiatric wrote:
He's called Paisley, Your Holiness

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497. At 11:04am on 30 Jan 2009, leefurney wrote:
The pope left St. Marks' feeling a little roar

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498. At 11:04am on 30 Jan 2009, thesubmariner wrote:
Lord you appeared to Moses as a burning bush, why have you chosen to be a lion this time?

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499. At 11:04am on 30 Jan 2009, clarkdave wrote:
Don't mention the roar - I did once but I think I got away with it!

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500. At 11:06am on 30 Jan 2009, syrusdavirus08 wrote:
FINALY the pope meets the lion of judah , and quips " im quite big round here "

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