Caption Competition
Winning entries in the caption competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, we bid farewell to a Caption Competition favourite - the President of the United States, George Walker Bush, whose tenure in the Oval Office ends on Tuesday.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Stellsie
Dubya was secretly pleased to see what was left over from the yard sale.
5. L A Odicean
It's an incredible picture because wherever you stand to look at it the Secret Service bodyguards seem to follow you around the room.
4. j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n
"And this picture shows me demonstrating to Bill Clinton how to say no."
3. abbotofmelrose
"Can I give him a presidential pardon?"
2. Moriarty23
"Hey!! Whaddya know!!? That fella's got the same watch as me!! Laura! Hey Laura! Guess what?! That's fella's got the same watch as me!!"
1. SundayParkGeorge
George wondered whether Barack would object to his choice of wallpaper.


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Hey, how come I'm not wearing a jacket in the mirror?
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Like Tony Blair, when I retire from office, I'm going into after-dinner speechificationism
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At least Obama wasn't named after a crisp
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Not bad, who is it?
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After eight years in office, George still can't tell the difference between Iran and Iraq
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mmm, quarter past ten.
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The White House had painted a picture of George on the door, so he knew how to get out
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I remember that day, it took five and a half hours to paint. Got my fingers all crossed up counting.
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Damn, my watch is wrong
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Hey, where are the shoes?
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Luckily, George had fully recovered from his accident hanging upside-down from a ski-lift
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The "Picture of Dorian Bush" doesn't quite work.
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Painting by numbskulls
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George wondered whether Barack would object to his choice of wallpaper
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Under George, the USA had become the Untied States of America
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You mean it's too big for my passport?
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Nice shoes! Mmm i picked them up recently!
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They got it wrong, I always part my hair on the other side.
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That man was voted the worst US President in the last 50 years, he even looks like me...............
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This should have appeared as the CC last week, but the paint wasn't dry then.
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George wondered whether Obama would get rid of his racing-car-shaped bed
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Yeah, it is a nice finger latticification posation, isn't it? I can do a church and a rowboat too.
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The unveiling of the new White House dartboard was a great success
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Luckily, the painter had ignored the Mickey Mouse motif on George's watch
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Unbelievable, flat, lifeless, showing no spark of intelligence. Mind you the painting on the left is quite good.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall...
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The White House had requested an artist to paint Bush, but had ended up with a painter who was more used to doing female nudes
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Me, the outgoing President of America? I suppose I am kinda social, yes.
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You mean I haven't been the President of Armenia for the past eight years?
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Call Security! There's that weird guy looking through the White House window again.
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George Double-Ya Bush.
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George realised he should never have employed that Czech artist when he saw that the poodle by his legs looked like Tony Blair
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At least I wasn't misunderrepresented there.
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Hmmm...nice crotch!
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Most Agree His Middle Name Was Almost Spelt Correctly !
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" I never knew I had that many fingers to cross! "
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Well, when I retire, I'm hoping to become a moderator for the BBC Magazine Monitor
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George left office happy knowing he had got Obama's new car featured on "Pimp My Ride"
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Hmmm...nice crotch.
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The cause of last week's gremlins is revealed
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Wonder if I get a few 8x10s and wallet size prints.
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It's titled "Bush with Urn." Hey, where's Urn?
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...so it's Good-bye from me, and it's Goodbye from him.
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Hey, some guy painted my self portrait
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George's "Mini-me" hadn't come out as expected
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I got it painted by an impressionist just before he started campaigning against the third runway at Heathrow
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Dick Cheney was funning me again - my fly's not open.
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This is the winning entry in this year's "Photographer of the Year" competition, entitled, "The examined life is still not worth living."
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It's meant to be me - is that what they call Impressionist?
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You mean it's not him? I've been telling everyone who visits the White House it's Lloyd Bridges.
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So the answer to what could be worse than George Bush is...2 George Bushes.
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Hey!! Whaddya know!!? That fella's got the same watch as me!! Laura! Hey Laura! Guess what?! That's fella's got the same watch as me!!
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Freed from the Presidency, George could once again persue his career as a model, here he approves the artwork for his new Depends ad.
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I know the face but, ....
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A portrait seemed appropriate - everyone said my Presidency was fourthrait.
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So judging by the shadow, Mickey's hands were wrong after all.
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Bush's offer to leave his portrait in the White House as a reminder of his legacy was met with an uncomfortable silence.
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It's inscribed "The Greatest American President of the Twenty-first Century" ...
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President Bush inspects his body double for the farewell opentop motorcade procession. through Dealey Plaza.
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Now I'm gonna nail this picture up there on Mount Rushmore
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This is not my beautiful house...
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I can do "Here's a church, here's a steeple," but I always have trouble opening the door to show the people.
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Wonder what would take that stain out?
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George Proudly Displays His Latest Playschool Creation !
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Double jeopardy
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I see Obama's put a sticker on it saying "Persona non Grata." Now isn't that just Jim Dandy?
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The final week of the Bush presidency was marked by George trying unsuccessfully to hang the painting flat on the wall of the Oval office.
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To add a touch of class, George had specified that a real watch be incorporated into the painting
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The artist's subtle 'two fingers to America' was lost on most people.
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Instead of a watch, a cuckoo clock would have been more appropriate
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George has been talking to his "stunt double" for 10 minutes before he realises his mistake
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Hey, if Jeb gets to be President, too, it'll be a family portrait in pieces like a jigsaw - how cool is that?
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Hang on, guys, remind me. Which one of us is the painting?
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"Dude - your flies are undone."
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George Was Determined To Win The 'First To Blink' Competition !
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But George had misheard Obama when he said he was going to hang the painting in the Louvre
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George W Bush pictured at the unveilifying of his portraitification
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"Dude, there's a queue ok?"
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I hope they hang this in the Office of Strategery
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It's being marketed in Iraq as part of some game called "Chuckashoe"
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to humiliate this country's president, and neither do we"
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The painting seemed appropiate, as George has many poor traits
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Now, if the big hand's pointing to - darn it, I can't tell time upside down either!
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Fool me once, I'm a fool. Fool me twice... Gee! Look! Now there's two of me!
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Goddamit, people will look at this and think I only got seven fingers. Why didn't he show all nine?
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There's never anything on TV, just more repeats!
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hey.... that guy took my watch!!
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Just keep smilin'....
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So, come on, tell me, how much does this guy in Greece make for a living?
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I Sure Do Love Art - I'm A Big Fan Of That Mozart Fella !
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Gonna have to start thinking for a change now ...
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Would the real president please take one step forward.
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It was painted by some little guy with two toilets - Two-loos Lautrec I think he said his name was
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Hey, where did the painter get all that Grecian 2000 from ?
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Nice work on the work on the Plastic Surgery, Tony.
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Laura, do you agree when they say I should be 'well hung'?
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It would have been a full-length portrait if only I hadn't thrown my only pair of shoes back at that Iraqi journalist
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Looks like they got thet Escher guy to do my fingers
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Is it me, or are postage stamps getting bigger every day?
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Hell, I been here two and a half weeks and it STILL ain't dry! Sure is interestin' t'watch, though...
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I reckon it's about time I used my depilator on my feet again
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The people outside looked from Bush to terrorist, and from terrorist to Bush, and from terrorist to Bush again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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What I actually said was "Paint Brush"...
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A picture paints a thousand words..all of 'em Bushisms.
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Well, they did say I was the type of man that could start a fight with only me in the room!
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Verne (Mini-Me) Troyer says goodbye to the outgoing President.
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George "Double You" Bush
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Funny, I always feel like somebody's watching me
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Too bad they couldn't fit my bike in
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Just in time, The House Committee on Un-American Acivities uncover a devious cloning program to bypass the two term presidency legislation.
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George's Airfix accident was now immortalised as a piece of art
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Damn it, I knew I shoulda checked my fly first.
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And here, Mr Obama, is where I keep my portrait of Harrison Ford...
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Following the departure of Mr Bush the 'Is The President Smart Enough To Recognise His Own Image' test was moved to the beginning of tenure.
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Great news! The Oxford English Dictionary has given me a job in charge of neologisms.
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Oh look, no shoes..
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Nice watch, I used to have one just like that!
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"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002
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WOW! The artist has really captured the balls-up I have made of the last 8 years...
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When I asked for some pictures of bush when I retired, this wasn't quite what I had in mind.
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Yeah, like all great art, the ears seem to follow you around the room
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The secret behind Bush's two-term administration revealed.
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"I really think you should have kept the beard, Osama."
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Yes, the pretzel was shaped like that.
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"And today I am pleased to announce that this picture will replace the Statue of Limitations..."
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I don't think we should trust this guy his eyes are to close together.
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"OK, who vandalarized this picture by adding Monica Lewinsky down here?!
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"Yeah, we painted over that old portrait of Nixon, what a dummy he was eh he eh he he eh..."
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Clone..........or clown?
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Now THERE is a case for whitewash at the Whitehouse!
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When they said they were gonna hang me alongside all the others I got kinda worried...
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Ha ha, when I said Iraq had WMD I had my fingers crossed!
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Yes President Obama we can burn the picture, but I think we will have a bit of trouble melting down the dummy on the right.
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"I strongly deny any involvement by the US Government in the invasion of Iraq purely for oils.....kinda cute though, ain't it?"
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the stoopidest of us all?
Huh, huh...oh yeah.
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"Hey Barbara, I think we should leave this mirror here for the Obama's. It's broken again!"
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Two for Texas
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I don't know much about art - I don't even know what I like
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Yeah, Im Going To Get The Frame From Clinton's !
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A Barack in the hand is worth two of the Bush.
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Whilst playing hide-and-seek, George was told to use his fingers to count to 10. So far he's been trying for 3 days.
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Hey, those messed up hands are still in charge of the big red button... Neat, huh?
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Yeah I'm A Big Fan Of That Garfunkel Guy !
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Shoes could do with a lick of polish.
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"So you see, if we hadn't gone to war in Iraq, we wouldn't have had enough oil to paint this gorgeous painting here."
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I'm not an art expert but if this is an oil I want it.
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George thought that Bernanke might be printing more money soon, and wondered if he could sneak in the picture to become the new "Dollar Bill Guy". Cool.
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Someday this will hang in the George W Bush Presidential Liberry
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There was a sign saying "Wet paint" so I sprinkled some water on it
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Nope, no blood on those hands.
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Is that the time? I gotta run!
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"Alright let's get it wrapped, and shipped to that Bin Liner fella, see how he likes getting odious, unsolicited images of the other guy!"
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"C'mon Mr Vice President, you ain't kissing my shoes properly like you are in this here painting...."
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The button was hidden behind the painting? Now you tell me...
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Once again George loses a staring competition with the man he'd found in the Oval office.
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George finally thought he knew why he'd been called two-faced
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There's my watch! I was looking for that.
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What did you say our name is?
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Now there's something you'd love to hang. Nice painting on the left there as well....
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"Have you met my friend Alter Ego,wherever I go,he go."
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George Was A Big Fan Of The Impressionist Era - His Favourite Being Rory Bremner !
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"I'd like to thank the Young Republicans for this parting gift of a flatscreen."
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Where's the remote control, I wanna watch my Michael Moore DVD now?
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Oil Slick.
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The mirror's broke!
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A pitcher is worth a thousand Kurds
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It's still wet. Maybe I shouldn't have had a shower before the sitting.
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But my watch should be on the other wrist
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Yo, Bush. How are you doing?
You're leaving?
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"Hey, this painting must have taken some time to paint right?...so how come this watch says 11:20 all the time?"
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"Hey bud...your watch has stopped"
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I wonder if they painted my doodle and then painted my pants over the top?
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Time to go I guess
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They can never criticise me for my contribution to the Middle East.
Just think how many Iranians are employed at the moment printing copies of this, ready for burning on the street in front of TV crews...
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Weapons of Pastel Construction
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I'm literally beside myself...
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Unfortunately, the new television seems to be stuck on BBC, the Bush Broadcasting Corporation
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What d'you mean, what time is it when the big hand's on twelve and the little hand's on three - both my hands are the same size
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"I'm sure i counted more fingers than that!"
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Yeah, I've already got my guest appearance on "The Simpsons" all lined up
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George W Bush reveals his evil twin, Cedric, responsible for all the bad decisions of his presidency.
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The shirt? It's from the Tony Blair 'No Sweat' range.
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George Bush turns his back and then flicks his head around quickly to try and understand what's wrong with the mirror
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How time has flown.
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THE VASE IN THE BACKGROUND:
Who are those 2 eejits?
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"...um, do you want to come back to my place?"
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"Don't you backtalk me boy - I've been misunderestimated by the best!"
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Let's keep this from Laura.
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"Darn it - still can't read the time upside down"
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oooh! Yes, they did mis-underestimate me....
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Is that the time? I should be going - I'll get me coa...Oh right I already did. Any chance of a recount?
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Dad,Dad-what do I do next?
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What do you mean, pixelated? I haven't touched a drop for years..
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Hey, this guy's got two shirt pockets! Laura, can I have two shirt pockets?
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Hey handsome... fancy meeting you here...!!
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"Hey, is that the time? I'm late"
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" Those hands look familiar - are they weapons of mass destruction?"
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Hey, I've been artificated..
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Hey, you've put an "H" in as my middle name!
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"He certainly looks familiar"
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It looks nothing like Will Ferrell!
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"Let's just check they've given me the right number of fingers... 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7, good"
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"So it's goodnight from me,
...and goodnight from him"
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"Hey, Laura, what does this guy do again?"
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Err..um...err...folks....bomb.....axis of evil...err..enduring freedom...err.... err...explosiosity... them folks...
err... brave troops... err
White house... jelly beans... connie..
err.. big picture umm..
Painting?
Am I close?
Stop me if I'm looking stoopid
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Gigiddy!
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George struggled to understand how it was not time for his afternoon nap when the nice mans watch very clearly stated that it was
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Why wont the man tell me the time Laura WHY WHY?!?!?!?!
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This guy looks familiar ... it's on the tip of my tongue
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"Heeeeeeeeeeeey, iv got a shirt just like that"
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Gee whizz gimme a clue, I reckon I know him but I'm terrible with names!
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Dubya was secretly pleased to see what was left over from the yard sale.
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How on earth did we get away with it?
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Hey Barbs, what are the chances, this guy in the picture has the same vase we've got at home to make up the pair!
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George Bush Covered In Shirt - Almost Right !
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"So it's Mission Accomplished from me,
and Mission Misunderaccomplished from him."
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Jeez, he did all this without numbers?
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The Iraqis have sent me this lovely present - you can even hear the watch ticking
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That Dorian guy said this picture was supposed to to get dumber over the years while I was supposed to get... or was that the other way round?... just give me a moment to figure it out...
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'Excuse me Sir, have you got the time?'
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'Haha the guy in the picture looks well stupid!!'
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Obama unveils his new cool car while I unveil a portrait that makes me look like Val Doonican – this is not a good day.
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"Hey, Barbara, remember that watch I got as a present from that Blair guy, that he said was unique? Well, this guy's got one too!"
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"See, I couldn't do that with the fingers. Over under, over, under..."
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Y'all know that Mickey Mouse has got a Dubya watch?
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Say, guy, are you tryin' to elbow me out of this place?
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(From Barbera off picture) ..... "no honey, you won't find a weapon of mass destruction there either...."
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(From Barbera from outside the picture) ..... "no honey, you won't find a weapon of mass destruction there either...."
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"Yeah, it's impressive but the guy clearly wasn't an experienced photographicalist. Boy ya shoulda seen how long he took taking the picture. Days! And what all the brushes were for..."
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Guess having that black cat at my feet for eight years was not such a hot idea after all.
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A seraphic smile, hands strategically poised to protect modesty. How reminiscent of the Clinton years, thought George.
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"DAAAAAD"
He still can't hear me.
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"I'll stop being President when this guy's watch hits 12:00..."
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"I never did figure out where all those little people in the church came from."
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"Excuse me sir, have you got the time?"
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They've misunderestimated my shoe-size.
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Hey look! The guy in the picture is wearing my watch!
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"Hey!, you can't see the part of my body where my brains are."
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This picture reminds me of my time in office. They always said I was handsome, clever, and especiallilly good at performing speeches.
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This guy looks like an idiot. Who is it?
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Am I really that old?
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Is that the time? Sorry fellas ive got to go.
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Even a broken President is a sight twice a day
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Hey, he's stolen my watch!
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Someone misundercounted my toes.... fingers.... foes.... tingers..... them things!
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"There's an old saying in Texas: a Bush in the hand is worth two in the.....no wait, a bird in the Bush.....and we will find that bird and bring them to justice."
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Dub-ble vision
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Not on my watch any longer thought George
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You won't have Dixie to kick around any more
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'There's the church,
There's the steeple,
Look inside ...
And there's the people!'
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Good grief, is that the time!
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"Excuse me, thats my watch. Can i have it back?"
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I know I often put my foot in my mouth, but at least my hands are in the right place.
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Do you know what it is yet?
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I wonder if my fly's up?
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The 43rd President of the United States consults with his chief adviser......
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"Eat your heart out Mona Lisa"
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I remember that day......took me six hours to unlock my fingers!
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Hey, that's a relief......I thought I lost that watch last week.......
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Hey, that's a darned good portrification!
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Or.....
Portrified wood.
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oooo, it's 8 o'clock! Time for America's Got Talent! Got to go.....
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Do YOU know where I can find the WMD's?!
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Looks like I'm hiding a WMD down there!
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Are the sleeves on my shirt really that short? I'm gonna hand that one down to Jed.
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George was sure, with the help of the portrait, he'd remember the back of his hand at least...
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Mmm - nice veins!
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"I come in peace to meet fish, and bring this gift...
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Done in oil, of course.
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"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
(Washington DC, 12 May, 2008)
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This should stop Laura from making any more comments about me not being hung.
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Richard Nixon could not tell the truth, George Washington could not tell a lie, and I can't tell the difference
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Damned artist must have painted the clothes on afterwards
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Good likeness, but he's got the time wrong
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The last time George had been painted it was in the nude for the cover of "Health and Deficiency"
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So........do you come here often?
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George had thought they were going to call the painting "Mr. Brain" but it turned out it was "Missed a brain"
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"I didn't realise it was getting on for midnight already. Has it been that long?"
"Sir, its half past six"
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"S'cuse me sir, do you know the way outa this place?"
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Its funny, but I have this feeling I've been frame-i-fied.
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(From left to right)
Dumb and Dumber
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Thats the biggest photo i've ever seen.
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but i said i wanted picasso to paint it!!
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The axis of weevil.
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Oh god my flies are undone.
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Wel hot dog diggity doo. Ain't I cute?
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So that's me, myself, but where am I?
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see those shoes? got them at a throw-away price.
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Hi Dad - that's the first time I've seen yours - heavy ain't it.
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(Following on from 289 - thanks Bertie B) ...the one on the left being the lesser of the two weevils?
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Anything Maggie c'n get, I c'n get better...
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Am I out of focus, or am I just a little bit Blaired?
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Time to go, I see.
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I guess they never knew we were both barmy.
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The guy from GM says that Obama's Beast is long and black - what's this one like?
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Hey! It looks like time stood still for this guy.
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Two Bushes in the hand is worth....
no wait..
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You wait ages for a Bush... and then two turn up at once!
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"Hey, I can do that with my fingers too!"
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"Hey good looking, I wish that I looked like you... one second... who put a mirror there...
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"Doppelgangers!" said the queen. "If I had 'em, I'd be king!"
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OK Buddy, which one's the wooden one?
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Hang on, it's that ruddy Jon Culshaw they've gone and painted!
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My tenure in the Oval Office ends on Tuesday? Nope, it's definitely no more than eight years.
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I've been misunderestimated.
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Oh, you said it looks like a Picasso? I thought you said a big ...
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"Sure is a great gift from the Iranian President. It's so lifelike I can actually hear that watch ticking..."
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"That British artist, Rolf Harris sure has done a great job...but is that real cat hair?"
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Well, my presidency term was one small step for mankind, but one giant leap for a chimpanzee.
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Now that's funny, I ain't seen you out of the bathroom before. What's the matter, got a little tired from standing behind that glass on the wall in there?
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Yo! Is that the time?!
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The Art of Self-love
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"This mirror is faulty..."
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"Hey Laura, I gotta call up this Tim Ex fella and thank him for the painting."
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Jonathan Ross adopts a particularly cunning disguise for his return to the the chat show scene. However, the confusion was completely overwhelming for the main guest.
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My childrens are misunderestimated artists, but normal people from Texas. I soon will be too. And every time I see this picture they did it will remind me to think thoughts. God Bless you all.
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[Typo] Jonathan Ross adopts a particularly cunning disguise for his return to the chat show scene. However, the confusion was completely overwhelming for the main guest.
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Foreign policy? Like the back of my hand...
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When to hold 'em, when to fold 'em.
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Hey - that guy's wearing my watch!
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So your the Mighty Boosh? So am I!
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Pleased to meet you Mr Obama. I never knew it was a mask, and you look so familiar.
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Gosh, I should have zipped up my pants.
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Hey - so this is the bigger picture...
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I wish I had his watch
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Dick's right about the cowboy boots
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Me and my buddy Oily are best friends and best of all we look the same
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"Hey Laura, don't you think the artist has really captured me at my best...?"
"Yeah...silent!"
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"Well, look-ee here. Seems like some of the paint is rubbing off..."
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"You're gonna put it *where* in the White house?"
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"Forget the Mona Lisa - just look at that enigmagnetic smile."
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So you've got hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil. What's this one then?
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"We appreciate you leaving the portrait for us, but Mrs Obama would rather it didn't stay in the shower room."
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George spots what everyone had always known: His right hand was originally owned by a aged werewolf..
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"You tellin' me I watched Rolf Harris for ten hours and it wasn't the TV?"
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"That's different, usually my fingers are crossed behind my back!"
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"I spoke to Laura about the way the shirt was discoloured near the left shoulder, but she said something about not using Persil..."
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No, it wasn't tough, I just sat still for seven hours a day for a week. I can do that..
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Who's that idiot in the picture?
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"Who'll start the bidding at $100...? $50...? $25 for the frame, anyone?"
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"Could you bring the nail scissors, Laura."
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"I hear my effigies are selling well in Iraq. Maybe my portraits will do well over there too."
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"Really? Is that the time?"
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Village hall welcomes home lost idiot
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Look, no balls
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Vase scarred for life after captured with sitting president
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Goodness, is that the time?
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Hang on, what's on the other channel?
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"That bloke's nicked me watch"
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Darn....I thought I zipped those pants up!
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George unveils the secret power behind his Presidency.
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I know I should have zipped my pants!
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Hey! Nice Socks!
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Hmmm, the most strikingly obvious features of this portrait mean that for years to come, all anyone will be able to remember was it was on my watch, and by my own hands..
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Yep, that's how we do multiplicationism down in Texas..
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While visiting his former self, the George of Christmas Yet To Come realises he forgot to learn his lines.
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Art doesn't have answers. I'm happy with that.
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And for the first time no one screamed scandal when there was a cover up.
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"Not Persil, I meant Iran all over the front of the shirt, I think..."
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I did not have "sexual relations" with this man, and neither did Laura.
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Oh look! It's time for pretzels!
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George will miss his executive toilet
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Can I get it in red?
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Hey, that guy stole my watch!
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Nice picture, who is John Sessions by the way?
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Hey Big Boy!
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Hey, Laura, have you seen who's at the door?
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Thank God, I remembered to zip my fly up.
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Barack said he'd be delighted to have this hanging over the fire ... I think he said 'over'
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George practises the moves while checking out the new limo sized nodding-dog model
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An Obama in hand is worth two of the Bush.
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"Hey, not everyone can latticize their fingers like that"!
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It was time to let the good twin out of the attic.
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The immortalificated president proudly inspects his cute picture
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"Well Laura said I could have a few moments reflection in front of this........does she mean it's a mirror"?
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"Errr...so I didn't need to pose naked after all..."
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I remember at the time I was thinking about lattice fries
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It's a great portograph, can we commission this artist to do me?
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Hey! I'm sure I wasn't wearing my Yogi Bear slippers...was I?
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Dang it, I told no one to mention Watergate again. It's all Watergate, Watergate, Water....sorry? Oh, watercolour.
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Thanks to computer technology, George could see what he would look like after the Spock ear op.
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Let's hope I'm well hung
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So this is a portrait. People say I had a lot of poor traits during my presidency. This is my favouritist
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Can't wait till I get hanged
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George got yet another present and, again, it came with its own packing case. He couldn't work out why, it wasn't as if he was going anywhere..
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Hey fella get out of my chair...don't you know who I am?
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I'm not sure about this being art for the people. Folks round here are saying I should be hung from a lamp post.
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"You mean it's NOT the Christmas card, Laura? Phew! I was goin' say, we'd need some b-i-g envelopification!"
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"Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors and....oh, god darn it!"
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Portrait in Oil...
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I still gotta bring peace to the Middle East and only 4 days left! ....
Gonna need two of us!
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Can I give him a presidential pardon?
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The new "welcome to Baghdad" poster was coming along nicely.
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Hey! Where's your Flag Pin?
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The artist told me that he painted white paint dribbling down my right hand to make it look like a self portrait. Clever eh? Man these artists are so sublime.
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One more Bush and I got me a hedge!
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Never seen him before in my life, Officer
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Anagram of George W Bush?
.. Who'se Bugger?
Bet that doesn't get through the moderation...
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President Bush inspects his body double for the farewell opentop motorcade procession through Dealey Plaza.
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My kids got it for me, so I suppose it must be pop art
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As I take the time to reflect on my presidency, I would like to make one final address to the great American people. You voted for me twice!
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George was beside himself when he realised he DID have a legacy: the rectangular man-bra
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What do you mean, maybe it should be hung the Mussolini way?
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The final proof that cloning doesn't work.
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When they told me I was getting a Kanvas retirement present, I thought it was going to be a Home in Wichita
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I believe it was an Al-Qaeda plot to replace my Mickey Mouse watch with something that I simply cannot understand.
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Who is that guy - sure looks familiar !!
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If I was him, I wouldn't have worn those brown shoes!
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Dad, come quickly, I think I've found a Weaving of Mass Distortion.
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Are you eyeballin' me, son?
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Well, I have to say that's a highly accurate facsamasillime.
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And this picture shows me demonstrating to Bill Clinton how to say no.
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Finally, photographic proof that the ambidextrous ventriloquist Sideshow Bob has been running the White House for eight years. Puppet President Bush has wood for brains
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Now could you paint a painting of me looking at my picture of my painting of me looking at my picture of my painting ... Hang on, my brain is going all explodey again.
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If you zoom in closely you can see the "Hi I'm George, Happy to Help" badge on his new work shirt
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"Oh is that the time?"
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'Painting by dumbers'
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The experiment proved that, like humans, baboons can recognise their own reflection.
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Heh, I've got a watch like that !
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Not liking the look of that bit.
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"That's why I can only never get to ten, I only have three fingers on my right hand"
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Sure won't miss all the starched shirts around here
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Should have read
"That's why I can never get to ten, I only have three fingers on my right hand."
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I don't care how much Will Ferrell offered, it's not for sale
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I'm leaving this for Barrack, when times get tough he can look at it and cheer himself up.
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Nah, the hands came out great. Did I mention I'm sending Angela Merckel a copy?
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Nah, the hands came out great. Did I mention I'm sending Angela Merkel a copy?
(der spelling)
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Hey - I've got the exact same watch !!
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"Is that my Rolex?...Hey mister! Give my back my watch!!!
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Great, you can't see all the blood on my hands.
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I'm with stupid
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What an idiot you need string for Cat's Cradle
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"Who's the old guy?"
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"What's that round thing on his wrist?"
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The one visitor at the Bush portrait gallery fails to guess the subject
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After so long in office, George was transforming into a lizard.
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I've been talking with Obama, and they've agreed the portrait can go with Laura and they'll hang me instead.
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Wow! A massive copy of Mad magazine. I hope it has got lots of pictures in it.
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Alfred E Newman has left the building.
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Hah!Hah! Hah! Me got a watch just like that one.
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George was wondering why the artist had 'exposed' him in the picture. Oh, thats just Dick Cheney...
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Why oh why didnt Monica Lewinski visit me? Its too late now, she only likes presidents. Ho-hum.
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Hmmm, nice Bush.
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Yeah, I know him, but I voted for the other guy!
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"Does anyone have the time? Oh, nevermind, I got it."
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This time I made sure I put both feet in it.
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OIL! Quick, lets invade.
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Hands up all those who think I did a great job as Prez
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"Let us be joined in prayer as I've led the world to it's knees!" Geoff Brown, Necastle upon Tyne.
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"Are you putting tha paint on me or the canvas?" Geoff Brown, Newcastle upon Tyne.
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President Bush waits patiently for the next major terrorist attack and ponders why they always seem to happen when a new president/prime minister come into power. Oh yeah, its so the new one can instigate a war on someone.
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I guess this artist had no disregard for human life when he painted this.
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George finally thought he had worked out the reason why he has twin daughters...
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It's an incredible picture because wherever you stand to look at it the Secret Service bodyguards seem to follow you around the room.
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Top News story today.....'Miracle as Americans survive disasterous journey'
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Your Country No Longer Needs You !
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hmm looks like my time is up...
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When you said I'd be immortalised in oil, this wasn't quite what I was expecting.
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What a great lid for the wonderful box of pretzels my adoring public has sent me
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Bush: the only president who is so illiterate even his cartoon doesnt have a speech bubble
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Dammit! Is that the time? I'm late for my portrait.
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Bush hangs his head in shame as he loses yet another staring contest
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That you Jeb?
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Bet no-one's ever misunderestimated you have they!
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Oh look. Time for me to go.
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"I wonder why the portait's titled: 'Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?'"
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But if that's me, who am I?
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Uncle Same?
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Nice watch. I've got one just like it.
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Say, isn't that the Mastermind chair?
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hey - the watch should be on my left hand
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That reminds me, I still haven't finished reading 'My Pet Goat'.
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"This is a little gift for you, Mr Obama."
"Thank you, Mr Bush. I shall look at it when times are bad...and remember that things could be a whole lot worse."
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Hey, I've got a watch just like that!
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Ooh, almost coffee time
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Hey, Laura. Have a look around the back and see if my bum looks big on it.
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Doh! I thought it was of those funny bendy mirrors.
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