A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Never mind the riches of the daily press, it's the riches of too many mince pies and brandy butter that have been troubling Paper Monitor's digestion. How does a newsprint junkie soothe its stomach? With headlines like these:
"Does short hair mean a woman has gone off sex?" - Daily Mail
"Bears Lightyear" - the Sun
"David Vain Day" - Daily Mirror
Now back to the liver salts.