Caption Competition

13:25 UK time, Friday, 19 December 2008

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, David Cameron reads the Guardian on the Tube after giving a speech in London's Canary Wharf.

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. SundayParkGeorge
"I wish they'd stop stealing my bike..."

5. DisgustedOfMitcham2
"Where are these oysters I was told about?"

4. noddy_hog
David would do anything for the free DVD.

3. TheRealCatherineO
"Keep reading... just keep reading... pretend the pregnant lady isn't there."

2. FrankGrimesJnr
"Now, where's the dining carriage on this thing? I'll just press that red button and summon the waitress... "

1. Bangforyourbuck
"Oh hello Mr Conveniently-Placed Photographer. I didn't notice you capturing my 'everyman' glory there."

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1. At 1:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Well, I’m not cycling through these ruddy tunnels

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2. At 1:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Last week it was apes, this week it's more disturbing

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3. At 1:34pm on 18 Dec 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Cameron admits the Tories are down the tube

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4. At 1:35pm on 18 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
There's always one loony on the Tube.

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5. At 1:36pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Perhaps I should put my hair part back on the right

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6. At 1:36pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
BlueTube

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7. At 1:36pm on 18 Dec 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
Mindful of recent criticism, David decides to leave his family out of next year's Christmas card.

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8. At 1:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Dave reads his paper quietly after nobody will give him 10p for a cuppa

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9. At 1:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Wait just a minute, that's not how you spell 'cappuccino'..

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10. At 1:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Oh, so that's what a Comprehensive School looks like..

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11. At 1:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Dave likes to show he has the common touch, as he heads home in his chauffeur-driven tube train

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12. At 1:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Mind the sap

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13. At 1:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Now that would make a nice stocking stuffer

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14. At 1:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Tory protagonists pushed further underground

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15. At 1:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Let's see what the Guardian editorial says. Ah yes, "This is no time for an invoice"...

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16. At 1:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, stigmondo wrote:
I see Grimethorpe Colliery FC have lost again..

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17. At 1:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Busking: Conservative Style

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18. At 1:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
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19. At 1:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, Bangforyourbuck wrote:
Let's see what's in today's paper... "Gordon Brown Opposes Knife Crime". Well in that case our new policy is Pro-Knife Crime!

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20. At 1:40pm on 18 Dec 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
David Tennant's replacement poses in the revamped Tardis

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21. At 1:41pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
It's not mine actually, I just found it on the seat

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22. At 1:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"This reign is ready to depart. Mwah ha ha ha ha"

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23. At 1:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Seeing Gordon approaching, David wonders if he should give up his seat to the elderly

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24. At 1:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
"14 Down. TV channel, also blokey name personifying 'man of the people'. Four letters."

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25. At 1:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
With Paper Monitor off again, Dave has to resort to actually reading a newspaper.

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26. At 1:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Please give up your seat for those less able to stand.

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27. At 1:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"Let's see...jobs, jobs...ah, here we go....'Manager wanted at football club in relegation zone. Constant abuse from supporters, hostility from opponents, chance of losing job high'. Sounds made for me"

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28. At 1:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
I wish they'd stop stealing my bike...

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29. At 1:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Upon minding the closing doors, David pursues an open policy.

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30. At 1:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Cameron decides to fire his secretary after she forgets to staple together his Guardian for him

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31. At 1:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"So, let me get this right. Recession, bad. Remember that, Dave. Recession - BAD"

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32. At 1:45pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I'm going underground

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33. At 1:45pm on 18 Dec 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
Dave's new signature fragrance guaranteed him the compartment to himself.

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34. At 1:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
After hearing instructions from God, Cameron decides to look after the doors

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35. At 1:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
David starts to feel dirty after finding some top shelf literature.

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36. At 1:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Leadership training

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37. At 1:48pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Cameron decides to secretly catch up on what Lord Snooty and his Chums are up to

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38. At 1:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Leading Tory reads leading story.

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39. At 1:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
David Cameron's latest successful initiative: a solo flashmob

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40. At 1:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Cameron followed by cameras after being given an Oyster card.

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41. At 1:54pm on 18 Dec 2008, Bangforyourbuck wrote:
"Oh hello Mr Conveniently-Placed Photographer. I didn't notice you capturing my 'everyman' glory there"

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42. At 1:54pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Cameron desperately tries to cover up the fact that his zip is broken

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43. At 1:54pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Just as I thought, 50p cheaper than last week

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44. At 1:56pm on 18 Dec 2008, lesjar wrote:
"Would JUBILLIE've the TFL news today !'

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45. At 1:56pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Mornington Crescent!

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46. At 1:57pm on 18 Dec 2008, Tom Webb wrote:
Bakerloony

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47. At 1:57pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
As Cameron casually reads his newspaper, everybody else crowds to the far end of the carriage with the hoodies and the students with large rucksacks

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48. At 1:58pm on 18 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
At least with The Guardian nobody could be bothered to read over your shoulder.

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49. At 1:59pm on 18 Dec 2008, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:
Where are these oysters I was told about?

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50. At 2:02pm on 18 Dec 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Right, lets see if I can't find George Osborne a new job..

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51. At 2:03pm on 18 Dec 2008, shear_uk wrote:
Not showering for a week was worth it to be able to sit by yourself during rush hour.

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52. At 2:04pm on 18 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave wondered how to best to fund the next election campaign, " Hmm, 3.10 at Haydock..."

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53. At 2:04pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"Well, well, well, look at that. Old 'Flasher' Snodgrass, once a leading light in Pop at Eton, now just a High Court judge..."

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54. At 2:08pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Cameron tries to dry out after his speech in Canary Wharf

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55. At 2:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, ianslat wrote:
Circle Line to be used as replacement for broker Hadron Collider? Oh dear...

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56. At 2:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Cameron relaxes in the back of his stretch limo

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57. At 2:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, stigmondo wrote:
But up ahead, Boris was enjoying his chance to drive a tube, and play with all the levers..

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58. At 2:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, happybrian123 wrote:
A Study in a Blue Tie?

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59. At 2:11pm on 18 Dec 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
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60. At 2:13pm on 18 Dec 2008, ianslat wrote:
Daily Star falls out of Cameron's Guardian on underground

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61. At 2:13pm on 18 Dec 2008, ianslat wrote:
New union rep urges tube workers to strike

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62. At 2:14pm on 18 Dec 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Next time, he thought, he'd get Annie Liebovitz to do his portrait, not 'Arry and his dad's digital camera.

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63. At 2:14pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
David was amazed at how big London had become. He'd been riding the Circle Line for 10 hours and it still hadn't arrived at the terminus.

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64. At 2:14pm on 18 Dec 2008, ianslat wrote:
Tory leader woos voters with inflating trousers trick

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65. At 2:15pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
DC was determined not to lose his train of thought

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66. At 2:16pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"What do they mean, no First Class?"

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67. At 2:18pm on 18 Dec 2008, Harb83 wrote:
Shock photo shows Cameron leaning to the right!

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68. At 2:18pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Typical. Buy it at Woolies on sale and two days later the coupons show up.

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69. At 2:20pm on 18 Dec 2008, teazeldad wrote:
However much he tried, Cameron's skirt would never *quite* match Beckham's sarong

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70. At 2:20pm on 18 Dec 2008, hagglane wrote:
Cameron tries to hide his concern as the train ploughs further down into the earth's crust en route to his meeting with Peter Mandelson.

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71. At 2:21pm on 18 Dec 2008, blogbuster wrote:
It was clear that David hadn't understood the ad that said 'Guardian Angels Wanted on London Underground'.

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72. At 2:21pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"Oooo, yeah we'd better have a policy on that...and that...and that, too..."

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73. At 2:22pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Ah, Tube origami. Such a relaxing pursuit.

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74. At 2:23pm on 18 Dec 2008, alexanderolive1972 wrote:
Leading the way for the Conservatives, Cameron is showing that they too cannot afford to drive Land Rovers around Notting Hill.

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75. At 2:23pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Hmm, no Page Three girls

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76. At 2:24pm on 18 Dec 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
As a seasoned politician Cameron had run on the platform of...........Piccadilly.....ensuring his seat in the process.

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77. At 2:24pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Cameron vows never to watch Blue Peter again, after being hit by a falling star in Trafalgar Square

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78. At 2:24pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
What's black and white, but not read all over?

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79. At 2:25pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
"Britain's in a recession"? I didn't know, thinks Cameron

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80. At 2:27pm on 18 Dec 2008, hagglane wrote:
Cameron studies intensley the answer given to his letter to Dear Diedre that has been published

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81. At 2:27pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
An early photograph of David Cameron as a teenager, setting out on his morning paper round

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82. At 2:30pm on 18 Dec 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"Mind that chap!"

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83. At 2:30pm on 18 Dec 2008, jockusa wrote:
“If only that idiot Boris hadn’t banded drinking one could be having a Pimm’s now.”
Dave was desperately trying to think of was to fit in, unfortunately as he’s just let one go that’s not going to be easy.

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84. At 2:30pm on 18 Dec 2008, blogbuster wrote:
Does this train stop at Clapham Common?

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85. At 2:31pm on 18 Dec 2008, youngWillz wrote:
New Energy Policy Unveiled - Take The Tube and Conserv-a-Tory.

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86. At 2:31pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Cameron descends to meet the Devil to check if his deal of swapping his soul for being Prime Minister is still on

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87. At 2:32pm on 18 Dec 2008, ®@f@-da-man™ wrote:
If this is rush hour, why is everyone giving me such a wide berth?

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88. At 2:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, largeProp wrote:
Even when reading leftist papers, David can't help but lean slightly to the right.

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89. At 2:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Dash it all, I wanted that nice Eoghan Quigg to win the X-Factor..."

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90. At 2:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, raystew1 wrote:
Ahh, job vacancies!
Prime Minister:- available May onwards.
I'll give it a try!

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91. At 2:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, Jimsthename wrote:
"Would the right honourable gentleman in the third carriage please note that this train terminates here"

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92. At 2:34pm on 18 Dec 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"No coverage of me on this page..or this...or this...or this..."

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93. At 2:35pm on 18 Dec 2008, youngWillz wrote:
At least Dave had brought his own loo roll with him in case of an underground movement.

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94. At 2:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, HobbesBobbes wrote:
Although one up from last years phone box venue, the Tory Christmas party was still a flop.

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95. At 2:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Leadership in readership.

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96. At 2:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, hagglane wrote:
Cameron tries to hide his embarrassment over asking Boris for his advice on how to track down Government "moles"

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97. At 2:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, fandango2 wrote:
BBC4...Bravo...Cbeebies...Dave. Aha, it was only a matter of time!

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98. At 2:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, PrincessAstropoppet wrote:
If I pretend to read this 2nd hand paper, no one'll think this pictures staged, result!

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99. At 2:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Cameron thought he'd been riding around on the tube for hours, but decided he'd get out just as soon as he got to somewhere he recognised

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100. At 2:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
How amusing - there's someone else with my name who seems a real blithering idiot.

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101. At 2:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
David Cameron's stunt double spotted en route to Question Time

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102. At 2:40pm on 18 Dec 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Even during the evening rush hour, Cameron was assured of a wide berth.

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103. At 2:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"If only Georgie Osborne would iron my ties as well as he did this 'paper..."

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104. At 2:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Nobody loved him, 20 minutes he'd been on the Tube and not one email or phone call.

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105. At 2:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
David Cameron. The only man that can empty a tube carriage.

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106. At 2:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, modernstonethrower wrote:
The distinctive blue, dropped amid concerns over artificial additives nearly three years ago, is back in the tube.

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107. At 2:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, thornton_reed wrote:
As David raises his left cheek, the carriage mysteriously empties.

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108. At 2:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, Chocolate and Blue wrote:
After the London Mayor, Boris Johnson bans drinking on the tube, David Cameron finds the tube refreshingly quiet

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109. At 2:46pm on 18 Dec 2008, jimmyog wrote:
David misunderstands the "Mind the doors please " announcement, having never travelled on the Tube before.

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110. At 2:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
The old "Playboy hidden inside the Independent" trick still works a treat!

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111. At 2:48pm on 18 Dec 2008, noddy_hog wrote:
David would do anything for the free DVD.

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112. At 2:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, jimmyog wrote:
How The Times has changed thought David, reading The Guardian.

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113. At 2:50pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
"Attention Ladies and Gentleman, the next stop will be Westminster"

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114. At 2:50pm on 18 Dec 2008, fandango2 wrote:
"Minotaurs? This tube system really needs modernising..."

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115. At 2:50pm on 18 Dec 2008, U212709 wrote:
"The Tube AND the Grauniad in one day - oh, how depressing!"

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116. At 2:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, cludow wrote:
"They've done it again haven't they? Given me the Guardian not the Telegraph (sobs) I wish I could read!"

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117. At 2:52pm on 18 Dec 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"I hate these open plan Loos."

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118. At 2:53pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Cameron was surprised - when he saw the word "Underground," he thought it was a new chain of coffee shops

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119. At 2:54pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Dave felt safe here, well away from those unpleasant and intrusive photographers

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120. At 2:55pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Cameron smiled as he misinterpreted the announcement, "All change at Westminster"

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121. At 2:56pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steele Hawker wrote:
Prescott is green with envy as Cameron announces he has two tube trains

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122. At 2:56pm on 18 Dec 2008, jimmyog wrote:
What 'overcrowding on the Tubes' thinks David as he breezes through London during rush-hour.

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123. At 2:58pm on 18 Dec 2008, jesxmao wrote:
"Lightweight?! Yet another misprint from the Grauniad.. "

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124. At 2:59pm on 18 Dec 2008, TakeTheHighRoad wrote:
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125. At 2:59pm on 18 Dec 2008, peter68 wrote:
Having the laminated version of The Guardian stuck to Cameron's hands was perhaps not his advisor's greatest idea

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126. At 3:00pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
While doing the crossword, David realised that Tory manifesto policy #5 was an anagram of his name:

V. No Dad? A crime!

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127. At 3:01pm on 18 Dec 2008, peter68 wrote:
The train hadn't moved for ages, but there was sure to be a band wagon to jump on soon

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128. At 3:01pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
Personals column: "Fun Loving Young Buxom blonde looking for hot nights in WLTM charming, honest man with GSOH." David: "Damn, I was going to call her too"

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129. At 3:01pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Cameron wonders why everybody crowded into the next carriage

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130. At 3:03pm on 18 Dec 2008, jimmyog wrote:
David Cameron enters Guinness Book of Records for being the first person, who's ever managed to actually open a newspaper, on The Underground.

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131. At 3:03pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Totally tubular" thought David

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132. At 3:05pm on 18 Dec 2008, peter68 wrote:
Man waits for witty caption writer to come up with something funny for what is essentially an uninteresting picture!

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133. At 3:06pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
David Cameron to play Doctor Spock in new Star Trek film.

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134. At 3:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
"Well, John Sergeant read it, and everyone voted for him."

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135. At 3:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, peter68 wrote:
David was far too occupied to notice the 'Mandelson Mamba' nestled above his head and ready to strike

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136. At 3:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
David had inadvertantly circulated his 'Down-with-the-people' Christmas Card design for 2009!

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137. At 3:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, hagglane wrote:
"Next stop his Hogwart's. Professor Dumbledorf has asked me to warn you that Voldermort has returned from Belgium and now has a new disguise. "

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138. At 3:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
BBC accused of political bias over Caption Competition photo:

1. by Labour for not having equal coverage, demanding a photo of Gordon Brown next week
2. by the Conservatives as everyone was ridiculing their leader
3. by the Liberal Democrats, as no-one remembered to make fun of them too, and there was no point in asking for Nick Clegg's photo next week as no-one would recognise him

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139. At 3:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, Ravonski wrote:
This should just about cover that pile of sick.

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140. At 3:08pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
"Give yourself some space. Wear Burger Kings new Flame fragrance."

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141. At 3:09pm on 18 Dec 2008, fandango2 wrote:
"So, just a trip to the bookies and shopping at Iceland then I'm done for the day."

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142. At 3:09pm on 18 Dec 2008, joetietjen wrote:
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143. At 3:09pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Of course the paper's crumpled. I've only just finished my chips.

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144. At 3:09pm on 18 Dec 2008, Ravonski wrote:
David hadn't yet realised his thoughts were appearing in blue captions above his head.

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145. At 3:11pm on 18 Dec 2008, peter68 wrote:
Although George Osbourne continued to lick Dave's shoes clean, he was still a naughty boy

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146. At 3:12pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Would the passenger in the blue tie pretending to read the paper please stop. You are not fooling anyone you know."

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147. At 3:12pm on 18 Dec 2008, Ravonski wrote:
In order to remain politically balanced, David always leant to the right while reading from the left...

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148. At 3:13pm on 18 Dec 2008, jimmyog wrote:
David searches ads for top ten men's fragrances after deciding Intimately Beckham was not having the desired effect.

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149. At 3:15pm on 18 Dec 2008, Ravonski wrote:
The alcohol ban left very few able to use the tube legally.

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150. At 3:15pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
David considers how he could also "Save the World"

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151. At 3:16pm on 18 Dec 2008, Pot_Kettle wrote:
" Ah good, still leading in the polls, even in this left biased rag"

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152. At 3:16pm on 18 Dec 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Empty Carriage? Must be Crossrail!

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153. At 3:17pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
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154. At 3:25pm on 18 Dec 2008, RantinRussell wrote:
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155. At 3:25pm on 18 Dec 2008, geraldswine wrote:
David had heard about "the Tories going down the tube" and so was somewhat disappointed to find himself alone!

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156. At 3:26pm on 18 Dec 2008, jammyrhona wrote:
Mind the gap.

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157. At 3:34pm on 18 Dec 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Advertising executives at the Guardian go into panic as their readership demographic is blown apart..

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158. At 3:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, paulo1990 wrote:
Tory policies go off the rails

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159. At 3:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, recker66 wrote:
If I just keep reading hopefully no one will recognize me.

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160. At 3:46pm on 18 Dec 2008, lemmax wrote:
Dave settles down after a long day spent begging for votes on the tube.

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161. At 3:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, Stewartofbute wrote:
Is it still 'The Gruniard' making typo errors or did I really spout that gibberish?

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162. At 3:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, eattherich wrote:
David hoped that nobody had noticed the paper was upsidedown.

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163. At 3:54pm on 18 Dec 2008, Steve Thomas wrote:
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164. At 3:59pm on 18 Dec 2008, k_diddy wrote:
I see Boris has made the tube's blue. Minus the blood stain on the floor.

Dave sighs at the graph in today's Guardian: knife crime has gone down, yet sales of "Gordon Brown get-rich-quick - it just works!" have gone shooting up.

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165. At 4:00pm on 18 Dec 2008, Apoptygmatism wrote:
Oh David, when I said look left up there I meant there was a car coming

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166. At 4:01pm on 18 Dec 2008, nrstout wrote:
"David Cameroon, the Tory ladder, ponders new white paper" he read with surprise.

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167. At 4:05pm on 18 Dec 2008, grumblerog wrote:
Tannoy: "Due to essential maintenance work at Bank this train will no longer be stopping at Westminster"

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168. At 4:05pm on 18 Dec 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Libra, "You're going to meet a tall, dark stranger.' Damn, is it PMQs again?

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169. At 4:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Dave travels home in first class.

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170. At 4:07pm on 18 Dec 2008, Nzie wrote:
Trapped in a moebius inversion, Cameron's newspaper shows a picture of himself riding the tube while looking at a picture of himself in the paper riding the tube looking at a picture of himself in the paper riding the tube looking at a picture of himself in the paper riding the tube...

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171. At 4:08pm on 18 Dec 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Credit Crunch Creep on the tube.

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172. At 4:12pm on 18 Dec 2008, omnipotent wrote:
uhm, I see M&S are having a 20% sale today!

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173. At 4:17pm on 18 Dec 2008, Jon G wrote:
Naughty, you shouldn't the Big Issue before you sell it

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174. At 4:18pm on 18 Dec 2008, davyboy01 wrote:
"I can't belive they don't have toilets on the tube!"

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175. At 4:23pm on 18 Dec 2008, r0ckface wrote:
Ich lese a Berliner

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176. At 4:24pm on 18 Dec 2008, lavaboarder wrote:
David Cameron looks embarassed as he drops the sunday sport revealing that he's really reading the guardian.

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177. At 4:26pm on 18 Dec 2008, cyberpannerman wrote:
Now where is that nice lucrative job with the gold plated pension in Social Services

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178. At 4:28pm on 18 Dec 2008, DangerousDrDave wrote:
"All my hard work and still no one will offer their seat to a Tory."

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179. At 4:30pm on 18 Dec 2008, Ruining wrote:
"Page 19, still no mention of me."

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180. At 4:30pm on 18 Dec 2008, realtemperley wrote:
I didn't realise people still believed in this stuff?

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181. At 4:31pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
David wonders what the small black things are on the page.

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182. At 4:32pm on 18 Dec 2008, Ruining wrote:
So X-factor's on at 8 and Big Mama's House starts at 9. Perfect! Now did I buy enough lager?

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183. At 4:34pm on 18 Dec 2008, Graham wrote:
What are those squiggles between the pictures?

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184. At 4:34pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
The attack of the cone heads has begun

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185. At 4:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, fbxiii wrote:
If you read this, you are a loser!

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186. At 4:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Smile, you're on candid Cameron

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187. At 4:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, eattherich wrote:
Number 3 rode the train to the underground lair. Little did he realise that Number 1's finger hovered over a button that would open the door and eject him into oblivion. Mwa ha ha ha!

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188. At 4:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, DiceManCometh wrote:
Haha, Cleggy's not mentioned to page 5. Those Lib. Dems. never learn...

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189. At 4:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"Now, where's the dining carriage on this thing? I'll just press that red button and summon the waitress... "

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190. At 4:45pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Cameron debuts campaign whistlestop tour strategy

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191. At 4:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, Haroldinho wrote:
I bet someone puts this in a caption competition and some smarty pants comes up with 'What's blue and read all over ? '.... .

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192. At 4:48pm on 18 Dec 2008, DiceManCometh wrote:
Twelve monthly payments of £50 for this 500Euro rolex, what a waste! I could do with a watch though, ooh free P&P ...

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193. At 4:50pm on 18 Dec 2008, DiceManCometh wrote:
Why did I set myself up for being "green", I could really do with one of Prescotts' Jags right now!

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194. At 4:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, digipeek wrote:
I didn’t ask for a savaloy with my chips. Oh my mistake my flies are undone!

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195. At 4:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Do I buy "The Big Issue"? What! A tabloid!

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196. At 4:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, Miraglyth wrote:
Beneath a sign, blue, titled "In an emergency" was perhaps not the best of locations for Cameron's latest PR photo.

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197. At 4:51pm on 18 Dec 2008, adrian_chiles_fan wrote:
This seat is very uncomfortable isn't it, even my bike is better!

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198. At 4:57pm on 18 Dec 2008, villafan101 wrote:
'Credit Crunch Cameron'

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199. At 5:01pm on 18 Dec 2008, Leepde wrote:
Please mind the gap between the train door and Conservative policy

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200. At 5:04pm on 18 Dec 2008, satb15 wrote:
Now we'll see whose more popular - Gordon on Strictly or me on I'm a Celebrity...

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201. At 5:06pm on 18 Dec 2008, Opiliones wrote:
I know to you it looks like I'm leaning to the left, but I can assure you from where I stand I am leaning firmly to the right.

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202. At 5:08pm on 18 Dec 2008, tonywilkes wrote:
So that's what they meant by no more boom and bust.
Just bust .

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203. At 5:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, CaptRenault wrote:
Polly Toynbee is hot!

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204. At 5:12pm on 18 Dec 2008, Kerryhillbilly wrote:
"Beggars are operating on this train; please do NOT encourage them"

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205. At 5:17pm on 18 Dec 2008, fivelivejive wrote:
"ere not many pictures is there"

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206. At 5:19pm on 18 Dec 2008, cjh293 wrote:
outdated, black and white, rubbish being looked at by newspaper

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207. At 5:22pm on 18 Dec 2008, Finglove wrote:
"So what? Gordon Brown reads The Telegraph!"

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208. At 5:22pm on 18 Dec 2008, PahtotheTruth wrote:
? All by myself... ?

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209. At 5:23pm on 18 Dec 2008, tffchairman wrote:
So, I'm the "Learer of the Imposition"

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210. At 5:29pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Unfortunately, Tom Hanks was unavailable for "Polar Express 2"

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211. At 5:31pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
I'm afraid I just can't understand this paper - it's like the Guardian Knot

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212. At 5:35pm on 18 Dec 2008, logcard wrote:
Trying to find the bloody front page

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213. At 5:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, tammylin wrote:
12 across: g, blank, a, u, n, blank, a, d.
Hmm, wonder what that could be?

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214. At 5:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, mcneilbot wrote:
Riding the tube in London? Best be on your Guard Ian.

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215. At 5:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Thomas never got on very well with the fatuous controller

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216. At 5:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, Martin_Brannigan wrote:
Welcome to the Conservative line service to Westminster. Please mind the gap between Labour's promises and their reality and prepare to arrive at your destination. Next stop...number 10

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217. At 5:45pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
"Come and visit us, Dave," the Prime Minister had said. "Use the Circle Line, and get off as soon as you're out of the tunnel."

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218. At 5:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, sl4dude wrote:
Hey they didn't publish my advert for WebCameron!

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219. At 5:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, pompey_chimes wrote:
The Jubilee Line is currently suspended due to hell freezing over between Canary Wharf and Westminster. There is a good service on all other London Underground lines.

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220. At 5:48pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
"Of course, I'm just an ordinary guy," says Cameron as he takes the train from his kitchen to the dining-room

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221. At 5:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, sl4dude wrote:
IN A WORLD WHERE NEW LABOUR IS COLLAPSING, ONE MAN HOLDS THE FUTURE OF MANKIND IN HIS HANDS...oh no... that's just the Guardian.

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222. At 5:57pm on 18 Dec 2008, parkerra02 wrote:
well what did you expect? heat magazine?

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223. At 5:57pm on 18 Dec 2008, Glover4ever wrote:
Cameron resorts to desperate measures after Evening Standard supplies expire

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224. At 5:58pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Cameron was reading between the lines

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225. At 6:03pm on 18 Dec 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Cameron takes issue with the edi-Tory-al.

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226. At 6:03pm on 18 Dec 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
Correct use of the excess baggage area.

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227. At 6:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, ffestr wrote:
mmmm.... can't beat chips and gravy on the train home...

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228. At 6:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, Immstudent wrote:
The Tory leader previously welcomed Boris' ideas of a drink free transport system, but after waiting for half an hour due to a signal failure he was close to cracking.

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229. At 6:19pm on 18 Dec 2008, thatscaptaintou wrote:
Worried about overcrowding on the Tube, London Underground found the perfect solution to reducing passenger numbers on the train

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230. At 6:29pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And you may ask yourself, “Well... how did I get here?”

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231. At 6:35pm on 18 Dec 2008, Stew-ward wrote:
Mmmm this article is interesting about a phantom photographer who travels the underground photographing Guardian readers

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232. At 6:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Train fare for the Common Man

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233. At 6:58pm on 18 Dec 2008, rogueslr wrote:
With so many free papers available, it takes a certain sort of man to actually buy a paper.

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234. At 7:21pm on 18 Dec 2008, radical_joe wrote:
Guardian leader headline: "IS CAMERON NO MORE THAN A SHAMELESS PR HUNGRY CHARLATAN?"

CAMERON: "What on earth would make them think that?"

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235. At 7:30pm on 18 Dec 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Well, David thought, at least Boris had stopped Charles Kennedy from using the Tube.

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236. At 7:32pm on 18 Dec 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Man of the people, man at M & S, man on the wrong train.

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237. At 7:38pm on 18 Dec 2008, radical_joe wrote:
When I'm king I won't need security guards and the excuse of a photoshoot to get the stinking proles off the tube - I'll ban the bally lot of them.

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238. At 7:41pm on 18 Dec 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
George?
Yes?
This 'Giving ten pounds to every Hoodie' was your idea?

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239. At 7:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
George?
Yes?
I see yacht hire in the Adriatic is cheaper this year..

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240. At 7:43pm on 18 Dec 2008, leroy72 wrote:
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241. At 7:52pm on 18 Dec 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Dave thought the Tube is just like the Bullingdon Club, exclusive, only for the rich and complete with photographs he'd live to regret in years to come.

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242. At 8:16pm on 18 Dec 2008, claireedel wrote:
David "web Cam-er-on" still blogging himself as Joe, as Joe Blogs off leaving him alone . LOL .

(Gud 4 u - support Pub. Transport!)

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243. At 8:22pm on 18 Dec 2008, 1bean,2bean,has-been wrote:
no-one likes sitting next to the nutter on the Tube

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244. At 8:28pm on 18 Dec 2008, goingloco wrote:
Cameron searches in vein for the job section !

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245. At 8:31pm on 18 Dec 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
I do wish people don't stink of BO

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246. At 8:32pm on 18 Dec 2008, TallTone wrote:
Yes, now it *looks* as though I'm leaning to the left, but from *my* perspective, I'm leaning to the right...

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247. At 8:32pm on 18 Dec 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
My word, I have somewhere to lean my backside on

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248. At 8:33pm on 18 Dec 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Look my tie matches the tube's seat fabric. Uncanny!

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249. At 8:34pm on 18 Dec 2008, subliminalcriminal wrote:
just when you thought it was safe to use the tube again

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250. At 8:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, groovyashleythompson wrote:
"And in other news, David Cameron was photographed today appearing to read The Guardian newspaper on a London Underground train, in what his supporters have interpreted as decisive proof of the new liberal direction of the modern Conservative Party.

His political opponents, however, have dismissed the photograph as a cynical PR stunt, claiming that in actual fact his official driver was following him in the carriage behind with a copy of the Daily Telegraph."

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251. At 8:49pm on 18 Dec 2008, goingloco wrote:
Massive unemployment, rampant privatization, rioting on the streets!

Another conservative government hard at work in Greece!

Kind of reminds me of the early 90s

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252. At 8:55pm on 18 Dec 2008, sirpow wrote:
After a visit to Canary Wharf, David felt dwarfed by world events

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253. At 8:56pm on 18 Dec 2008, sirpow wrote:
After a visit to Canary Wharf, David felt dwarfed by world events.

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254. At 9:08pm on 18 Dec 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Don't ya just love how my tie matches the upholstery?

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255. At 9:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, Hobbitmorley wrote:
A typical Rush Hour in the post-Gordon economy

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256. At 9:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Community Abstinence Coordinator £45k, Aspiration Strategy Manager £60k, Assistant Performance Development Officer £75k…Hey, maybe it's time I got myself a proper job."

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257. At 9:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Community Abstinence Coordinator 45k, Aspiration Strategy Manager 60k, Assistant Performance Development Officer 75k…Hey, maybe it's time I got myself a proper job."

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258. At 9:14pm on 18 Dec 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
If the Queen can go in a Pub, I can certainly do the tube!

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259. At 9:23pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere...
da da daaa..."

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260. At 9:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, Loughbridge wrote:
This is not too bad. One was warned that only jobless incompetents use these peasant wagons.

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261. At 9:41pm on 18 Dec 2008, Neil wrote:
Do these ideas make sense to the man on the Clapham Omnibus? Oh.....

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262. At 9:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
David wondered whether he should be worried about this Cunservative Party. Their leader Cameroon seemed to be talking sense...

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263. At 9:44pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Aldgate - again?! I'll be here all night..."

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264. At 9:56pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Hey Mister...you is dat Dave Cameroon, is it? I is da hoodie youz met last year..."

"...Clear orf!"

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265. At 10:08pm on 18 Dec 2008, leoRoverman wrote:
David was considering his future. If he won the election he would never be a mere mortal again.

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266. At 10:12pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Sleaze, scandal, gossip - sighhh...some people have all the fun."

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267. At 10:16pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I'm sure the carriages I recall as a child had horses at the front and a man with a top hat."

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268. At 10:21pm on 18 Dec 2008, Neil wrote:
Ah, Snoopy, my old friend. At least you're not obsessed with the relative merits of a Keynsian stimulus package. Heh, he looks funny.

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269. At 10:26pm on 18 Dec 2008, Spockter Doc wrote:
Truly the end of the line...

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270. At 10:27pm on 18 Dec 2008, Spockter Doc wrote:
One is just a common man - yah?

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271. At 10:36pm on 18 Dec 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"FTSE Slump, Sterling Crisis, Unemployment Rockets...Ah, here it is...Stunning, Strictly Star in Sexy Showdown."

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272. At 10:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
George?
Yes?
What’s this 'Tory non-fiscal macro economic stimulation package' wheeze they're on about?

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273. At 10:42pm on 18 Dec 2008, Blythy_vxR wrote:
"Sorry, I'm not qualified to drive the train in the dark tunnels"

spot the hidden depths of that caption!

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274. At 10:47pm on 18 Dec 2008, Neil wrote:
As the shuttlecraft prepared to land on the Klingon homeworld, DC went through his greeting to the ambassador for the final time.

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275. At 11:01pm on 18 Dec 2008, Graham wrote:
After 3 days David began to realise the joke about staying on to the end of the circle line

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276. At 11:04pm on 18 Dec 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
"Keep reading... just keep reading... pretend the pregnant lady isn't there."

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277. At 11:10pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Cameron begins to suspect he took the wrong exit out of Ward 10 and that this isn't really his CT scan

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278. At 11:17pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
David decides that next time he'll make absolutely certain he hires a photographer with enough money for a taxi

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279. At 11:19pm on 18 Dec 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Look, just shut up and take the photograph, and then we can go and find a taxi

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280. At 11:22pm on 18 Dec 2008, mattsim1991 wrote:
My wife was right, my bum does look big in this photo!

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281. At 11:28pm on 18 Dec 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Dave thought the Tube is just like the Bullingdon Club, full of unpleasant people, only for the rich and complete with photographs he'd live to regret in years to come.

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282. At 11:37pm on 18 Dec 2008, FrozenDreamer wrote:
David Cameron spots a £1 coin on the floor of a tube train, and wonders if he can get to it without anyone mentioning the words 'Credit Crunch'.

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283. At 11:39pm on 18 Dec 2008, FrozenDreamer wrote:
David Cameron spots a 50p coin on the floor of a tube train, and wonders if he can get to it without anyone mentioning the words 'Credit Crunch'.

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284. At 11:40pm on 18 Dec 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
Mmm - disappointing - no all-noun headlines today.

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285. At 11:58pm on 18 Dec 2008, Brianonthecam wrote:
Photoshop doesn't always work well, thought Dave.

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286. At 11:59pm on 18 Dec 2008, xenith64 wrote:
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287. At 00:06am on 19 Dec 2008, Fionna6669 wrote:
Inner Tube.

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288. At 00:11am on 19 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
All a-bored

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289. At 00:14am on 19 Dec 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
(David thinking) Try to look casual, try not to let on you've just stepped in a huge, sticky wad of chewing gum.

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290. At 00:18am on 19 Dec 2008, ELIVSLIVES wrote:
and the dont know my bike is at the next stop!! ha ha

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291. At 00:36am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
Desperate to find some policies Dave left no stone unturned.

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292. At 00:38am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
Thursday was civil service job day and Dave wanted to see if the job he wanted was being advertised.

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293. At 00:44am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
David Cameroon leader of the conservatory party.

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294. At 00:46am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
The other papers are following on the next train he explained.

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295. At 00:49am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
That's the Green vote sorted, what's next on the photo op list?

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296. At 00:57am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
Dave wondered if Boris was going to get rid of the bendy trains as well.

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297. At 01:06am on 19 Dec 2008, Gredulum wrote:
"Vapid Macaroon pokes at Kirsty Wark? I wish that had been me", muses Toy Praty Leaker.

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298. At 01:11am on 19 Dec 2008, littleDickie wrote:

"Another issue only good for wrapping fish!"

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299. At 01:14am on 19 Dec 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I can't move just now as I covered a a fiver with my left foot,- but wasn't that a play once about some Irish wallah?

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300. At 01:16am on 19 Dec 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I'm improving my practice of reading upside-down scripts and this page 10 is a total riot!"

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301. At 01:18am on 19 Dec 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Brighton was never like this!"

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302. At 03:29am on 19 Dec 2008, keithrbrit wrote:
When photo ops reach the end of the line...

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303. At 03:38am on 19 Dec 2008, keithrbrit wrote:
Dave deftly hides his copy of the Sun inside the Guardian.

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304. At 04:26am on 19 Dec 2008, jenbrownnz wrote:
Left a bit, David. Left a bit more. Woah there! The Guardian? Perfect!

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305. At 06:40am on 19 Dec 2008, daveinj wrote:
It was the perfect publicity stunt. But how the Telegraph arranged it, nobody had any idea.

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306. At 07:52am on 19 Dec 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Ah, here's one. "Outreach worker for Westminster Council. Must have previous experience in the public sector and demonstrate ability to communicate with people from different backgrounds". Damn, what else have they got.

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307. At 07:54am on 19 Dec 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
The Conservative Christmas Party was quite a sobering affair!

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308. At 08:35am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
David Cameron in his new office. Perhaps an over-reaction to the Damian Green affair.

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309. At 08:41am on 19 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave tried to look nochalant as the White Rabbit ran past followed by a young girl.

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310. At 08:48am on 19 Dec 2008, Whistling Neil wrote:
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311. At 09:00am on 19 Dec 2008, justfor wrote:
Cameron undergoes training from the Common Man Manual.

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312. At 09:01am on 19 Dec 2008, justfor wrote:
DC goes PC

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313. At 09:04am on 19 Dec 2008, Jordan D wrote:
The story of a hopeless man.

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314. At 09:13am on 19 Dec 2008, justfor wrote:
Cameron undergoes training from the Common Man's Manuel.

oops!

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315. At 09:19am on 19 Dec 2008, NotMeHonest wrote:
Smiling Tory reads Guardian on shiny clean and uncrowded underground carriage - no, I don't think it's a staged photo at all.

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316. At 09:19am on 19 Dec 2008, HughMcKinney wrote:
Tory leader accused of tunnel vision

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317. At 09:22am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Just two more stops and he could listen to his favourite announcement - 'all change for Westminster'.

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318. At 09:23am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Three times he had read that newspaper waiting for Cressida Dick to return his call.

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319. At 09:26am on 19 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
As Dave checked his share portfolio he realised that Tiny Tim was going to be out of luck this year!

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320. At 09:28am on 19 Dec 2008, Champinjoner wrote:
"I'm not sure about these new public loos"

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321. At 09:30am on 19 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave smiled to himself as the Ghost of Christmas Past reminded him of the Winter of Discontent.

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322. At 09:35am on 19 Dec 2008, Cass79 wrote:
I LIKE CHEESE AND PRAWNS BUT I DONT LIKE DOGS OR MONKEYS!

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323. At 09:38am on 19 Dec 2008, Cass79 wrote:
MY MUM WENT TO ICELAND 3 YEARS AGO AND I HAVENT SEEN HER SINCE, WILL YOU BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND? I'LL GIVE YOU HALF A KITKAT?

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324. At 09:39am on 19 Dec 2008, killerjaw01 wrote:
This paper's boring- there's hardly any pictures!

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325. At 09:41am on 19 Dec 2008, Cass79 wrote:
His name is MR Finglefangle, he lives up my nose with the other shoe people. Sometimes he drives around town in a huge yellow umberella.

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326. At 09:50am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
"This train and much else terminates at Bank."

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327. At 09:50am on 19 Dec 2008, Cass79 wrote:
I tried to stick my toes together with super glue and now i cant wear sandles anymore when i visit the moon. But thats ok because i have enough cans of baked beans and spagetti hoops to last a couple of years.

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328. At 09:51am on 19 Dec 2008, John_Chang wrote:
Well, at least they haven't found out that my hairstyle is decided by a weekly focus group meeting.

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329. At 09:51am on 19 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave tried to look nonchalant as the White Rabbit ran past followed by a young girl.

Spelling correction

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330. At 09:52am on 19 Dec 2008, paul_82_allen wrote:
No one wants to sit next to him because he is a slimy creep.

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331. At 09:53am on 19 Dec 2008, Cass79 wrote:
Once i tried to undo my belly button with a knife and fork, and a giant metal dragon escaped from my naval into the world. I think his name was george. I liked George, he gave me sweets!

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332. At 10:06am on 19 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Sneak preview of the second series of Survivors contains a major casting surprise

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333. At 10:06am on 19 Dec 2008, jellyba wrote:
New job for the New Year
Woolworths is out then

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334. At 10:14am on 19 Dec 2008, axelyopi wrote:
Desperate to find a poser for Prime Minister's question time, DC turns to the Media for inspiration.

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335. At 10:19am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Nothing like a recession for making space on the Tube.

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336. At 10:38am on 19 Dec 2008, trigg_27 wrote:
The next stop will be Downing Street. All change please.

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337. At 10:38am on 19 Dec 2008, GirlWeekday wrote:
With the December VAT cuts, Brown is described by one Guardian Reporter as "2008's Father Christmas" - but as he chortles away, it's the accompanying cartoon which gives Cameron a fright at the end of the tunnel.

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338. At 10:45am on 19 Dec 2008, beachcred wrote:
Dave sent a powerfol yet ironic message by aligning the Guardian with the no smoking sign and standing directly below the exclamation sign.

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339. At 10:46am on 19 Dec 2008, DerekH wrote:
Well, Gordon said we needed to train more people...

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340. At 10:47am on 19 Dec 2008, HughMcKinney wrote:
David Cameron finds the hilarious letter he wrote to the Guardian

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341. At 10:51am on 19 Dec 2008, Sagey wrote:
Damn these piles!

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342. At 10:51am on 19 Dec 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Under-Brown-d!

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343. At 10:53am on 19 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave wondered if the pick-n-mix franchise might be available for policy selection in his new manifesto.

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344. At 10:54am on 19 Dec 2008, 55miner wrote:
Wished I'd thought of saving the world!

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345. At 10:55am on 19 Dec 2008, Z Phantom still in mourning wrote:
What no comics? How dare they!

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346. At 11:00am on 19 Dec 2008, Spockter Doc wrote:
Underground, overground, bumbling free
Boris runs London so I'm trav'ling free

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347. At 11:06am on 19 Dec 2008, iansessford wrote:
"Mind the gap!" (between your ears).

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348. At 11:09am on 19 Dec 2008, nickson1 wrote:
Cameron takes the huff as his aids grab the last three seats in the carriage.

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349. At 11:12am on 19 Dec 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
The Dangers of travelling home on the Tube after the Christmas Party #243: Political Hallucinations.

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350. At 11:13am on 19 Dec 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Right, so who's this Obama chap, must be something in here about him..

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351. At 11:14am on 19 Dec 2008, iansessford wrote:
Underground,overground wombling free, the Wombles of House of Commons are we!

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352. At 11:15am on 19 Dec 2008, nickson1 wrote:
David Cameron finally makes it to the top 5 on his "Bucket List."

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353. At 11:22am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Ah, I see Prescott is in favour of two Jaguar bailouts.

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354. At 11:24am on 19 Dec 2008, Dunky_R wrote:
Wait a minute this isn't the Torygraph!

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355. At 11:25am on 19 Dec 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The Guardian maintained it's reputation for misprints, 'David Cameron, a leg end in his own lunchtime', but then again...

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356. At 11:25am on 19 Dec 2008, Dunky_R wrote:
David Cameron uses the delayed train to search for policy ideas any which way he can

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357. At 11:26am on 19 Dec 2008, CheshirePotatoHead wrote:
New "Super-Loo" unveiled at Canary Wharf

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358. At 11:30am on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Advertising watchdog censors London Underground poster as "too blue".

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359. At 11:31am on 19 Dec 2008, Valerie_of_Wigan wrote:
Ich habe einen Berliner

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360. At 11:31am on 19 Dec 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Three down and four across - no letters. Oh yes, Post Office strike.

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361. At 11:31am on 19 Dec 2008, campaign1 wrote:
Typical BBC. Golden opportunity to take the piss out of Brown and they give us Cameron

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362. At 11:31am on 19 Dec 2008, virtualIkon wrote:
'I wish I'd bough porn to hide this in'

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363. At 11:34am on 19 Dec 2008, BeckySnow wrote:
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364. At 11:34am on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Our environmental manifesto clearly states that if we all travel underground, carbon emissions can't get up into the sky.

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365. At 11:35am on 19 Dec 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
In order to save time, David read tomorrow's London Lite content in advance.

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366. At 11:37am on 19 Dec 2008, HobbesBobbes wrote:
You Tube!

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367. At 11:38am on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
No matter how hard he tried, David still couldn't see the light at the end of the tunnel.

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368. At 11:40am on 19 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Guardian sales slump as they launch their "free MP with every paper" promotion

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369. At 11:40am on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
I'm dying for a leak, but since the Damien Green affair, I daren't risk it.

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370. At 11:41am on 19 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Boob Tube

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371. At 11:42am on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Tories go underground in search of new mole.

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372. At 11:45am on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
BBC fined for inviting public to submit captions for pre-recorded caption competition.

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373. At 11:51am on 19 Dec 2008, Marquee wrote:
Blue tie...check
Blue themed backdrop...check
Broadsheet...check
Patriarchal frown...check
Positioned to right of frame...check
Easy access to emergency exit in case anyone else comes in the carriage...check
Snap away!

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374. At 12:02pm on 19 Dec 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Yasmin Alibhai Brown. Huh, my three least favourite writers..

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375. At 12:02pm on 19 Dec 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
The pilot show: "I'm a Conservative Get Me Out of Here ..."

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376. At 12:07pm on 19 Dec 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
David promotes his "railfare policy", after mishearing the question about "welfare policy".

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377. At 12:08pm on 19 Dec 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Cameron Track N' Tosh.

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378. At 12:09pm on 19 Dec 2008, david regan wrote:
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379. At 12:11pm on 19 Dec 2008, david regan wrote:
This conjestion charge on the trains seems to be working !!

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380. At 12:11pm on 19 Dec 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
David tried to look relaxed about receiving a copy of the Guardian in the Central Office Secret Santa.

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381. At 12:13pm on 19 Dec 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Unable To Find New Tracks In Woolies, Cameron Searches Elsewhere !

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382. At 12:14pm on 19 Dec 2008, Cathydee wrote:
"Opposition" a new installation by Thomas Demand.

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383. At 12:15pm on 19 Dec 2008, david regan wrote:
After leaving the ball, 'Cinders' Cameron is a little disappointed after being told "Your carriage awaits" !!

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384. At 12:15pm on 19 Dec 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Cameron Finally Secures A Safe Seat !

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385. At 12:16pm on 19 Dec 2008, numberVI wrote:
Ah! so thats where I was going wrong...

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386. At 12:16pm on 19 Dec 2008, Alastair Ross wrote:
Hmmm ... perhaps if reach up and pull the handle?

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387. At 12:16pm on 19 Dec 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Cameron Inspects Venues For Next Years Party Conference !

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388. At 12:19pm on 19 Dec 2008, jammyjaz87 wrote:
"Dammit, reading the paper is never the same if Parker isn't driving!"

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389. At 12:20pm on 19 Dec 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
"Honestly, I only read it for the cartoons".

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390. At 12:20pm on 19 Dec 2008, HeadOnAStick12 wrote:
Mr. Cameron enjoying his Christmas Party surrounded by all his friends.

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391. At 12:20pm on 19 Dec 2008, david regan wrote:
New Nestle advert for 'Tube of Blue Smarties' is deemed a failure

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392. At 12:22pm on 19 Dec 2008, Dontpaytheferryman wrote:
Photographer - "Great stuff Davie Baby. That sidewall seat is tres, tres common, now give me a little more 'repulsed to be here'. Great stuff, you're a natural!"

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393. At 12:25pm on 19 Dec 2008, eattherich wrote:
Where's the bell pull on this thing?

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394. At 12:26pm on 19 Dec 2008, eattherich wrote:
This was the Bullingdon Club's craziest stunt yet! Go on public transport, cripes.

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