Thursday's Quote of the Day
"It wasn't so funny when they frisked me and then started tearing the house apart" - Gus Matheson, raided when police mistook tomato plants on the window sill for a cannabis factory.
Officers with sniffer dogs burst into the Highlands cottage Mr Matheson shares with his elderly mother Lulu, and left with samples of the green, leafy plants - bearing round, red fruit - from the south-facing bedroom. A police spokesman said no drugs were found.
More details (Daily Telegraph)