Caption Competition

13:48 UK time, Friday, 28 November 2008

Winning entries in the caption competition.

This week, workers prepare for the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in New York. But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. DannyDannyC
The budget for Ghostbusters 3 was the latest high profile victim of the credit crunch.

5. LaurenceLane
The new covers at Lords were bound to upset some of the members.

4. j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n
McDonalds are really pushing the boat out with their Happy Meal Toy this Christmas.

3. SeanieSmith
Commenting on the helium leak, a Macy's spokesman said: "squweeeekkkk weeeekkk wee squeeee weee."

2. SimonRooke
"It came from MFI, it seems we're short one air seal."

1. peter68
"So I says to the guy in McDonalds, I'm not paying and I run out. It's no big deal!"

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1. At 12:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, teaandbikkies wrote:
Macy's were proud to announce the launch of the extremely big mac.

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2. At 12:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
You mean you have the feeling someone's sneaking up on us too?

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3. At 12:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
I thought this one was meant to be Sarah Palin?

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4. At 12:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
I'm melting !!!

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5. At 12:13pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Obama can blow it up - he said he was going to tackle inflation

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6. At 12:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
It's OK, just taking five, we're a bit out of puff..

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7. At 12:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, CaptionPugwash wrote:
Deflation triggers McDonald's collapse

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8. At 12:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
When you said to take out the big clown, I thought we were going to assassinate George W. Bush

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9. At 12:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, marshall2k wrote:
Deflationary pressures hit McDonalds

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10. At 12:15pm on 27 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
"Hey boss, what we gonna do, some big clown's just stopped in the middle of the street!!"

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11. At 12:15pm on 27 Nov 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Supersize me!

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12. At 12:15pm on 27 Nov 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Can I have fries with that?!

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13. At 12:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, jimternet wrote:
They won't spot me if I hug the ground!

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14. At 12:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, DannyDannyC wrote:
The budget for Ghostbusters 3 was the latest high profile victim of the credit crunch.

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15. At 12:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
OK, who stole the air pump?!

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16. At 12:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
"It's behind you!"

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17. At 12:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, jimternet wrote:
Emergency teams respond en masse to reports of a bological hazard.

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18. At 12:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, November-Juliet wrote:
Ronald discovers where his gherkins have disappeared to

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19. At 12:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
You think this is big. You should see my inflatable Pamela Anderson!

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20. At 12:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Ronald attempted the kiss of life on the Michelin Man

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21. At 12:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
it was a bit of a let down

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22. At 12:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Yeh, but wait till I tell 'em there's an inflatable restaurant to go with it..

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23. At 12:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
When you said Sarah Palin pardoned the turkey, I thought you meant she pardoned George W. Bush

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24. At 12:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Honey, I've shrunk the workforce."

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25. At 12:24pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_bmx wrote:
The film version of Gulliver's Travels failed to live up to expectations.

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26. At 12:24pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
clown fails breathalyzer

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27. At 12:25pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Sorry, I got all excited when you said we had a date with a big redhead

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28. At 12:25pm on 27 Nov 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:
After hours of stalking its prey, Ronald finally gets ready to pounce...

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29. At 12:26pm on 27 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
What's that hissing noise? Is Sarah Palin addressing a pacifists' convention?

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30. At 12:26pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
giant airbag on mini car saves clown

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31. At 12:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
...99...100. Coming...ready or not...

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32. At 12:28pm on 27 Nov 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:
Corporate sponsorship ruins new B.F.G. movie.

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33. At 12:29pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Subbuteo Ronaldo surveys the defensive wall.

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34. At 12:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, Red Headed Tiger wrote:
I heard a rumour that there's gonna be George Dubya float in this year's parade

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35. At 12:31pm on 27 Nov 2008, sunnyporty wrote:
Warning!
Major global warming danger with hot air escaping from Brown the Clown after Green Party Revolt. OOPS

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36. At 12:32pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Oh, the Humanity!

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37. At 12:33pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
'10 Things' - It takes ten little green men to blow up a Big Mac.

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38. At 12:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, 55miner wrote:
Okay, so who's forgot to bring the puncture repair outfit!

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39. At 12:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I said I wanted peppercorns - not leprechauns!"

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40. At 12:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker
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41. At 12:35pm on 27 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
Aaaawww!! You guys just blow me away!

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42. At 12:39pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Ronald regrets using collagen instead of gas for his new lip look.

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43. At 12:41pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Parade workers go on strike, demanding an inflationary pay rise.

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44. At 12:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, Pat_Patterson wrote:
Would you like giant, inflatable fries with that?

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45. At 12:43pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Ronald considered Santa's elves to be a disappointment

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46. At 12:44pm on 27 Nov 2008, Pat_Patterson wrote:
"Look out Hamburglar is on the run!"

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47. At 12:45pm on 27 Nov 2008, dave-o25 wrote:
The McDonalds 'Largest Egg McMuffin' world record attempt falls through as Ronald gets an attack of the munchies.

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48. At 12:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Ronald was keeping his nose hidden once he heard about the picket line...

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49. At 12:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:
"10 people eaten in Giant Clown Rampage"

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50. At 12:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, Mumpleaser wrote:
Can anyone tell me what this long red part is? Preferably before we have fully inflated it.

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51. At 12:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, dave-o25 wrote:
'It's no good - some clown's punctured the inflatable hamburglar'

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52. At 12:48pm on 27 Nov 2008, JudgePix wrote:
Hollywood was wondering what possessed Steven Spielberg to remake Soylent Green as a comedy.

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53. At 12:49pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Hang on, I've got a Netto air compressor in the car

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54. At 12:49pm on 27 Nov 2008, nikjohnson wrote:
Ronald inflates the giant beach ball as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles unwind

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55. At 12:50pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Ghostbusters 3 criticised for having too much corporate sponsorship

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56. At 12:51pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Guys & Doll revival hits Broadway

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57. At 12:52pm on 27 Nov 2008, JudgePix wrote:
War of the Worlds: Mars had not anticipated Earth's secret weapon against its little green men.

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58. At 12:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Unbeknownst to the crew, infiltrators from Burger King switched the air supply to helium and waited for their moment..

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59. At 12:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, Jivegal wrote:
New Yorkers try to get to grips with this British pantomime lark: He's behind you...!

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60. At 12:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, iharkis wrote:
OK, come on, which one of you was it that ordered the extra mega supersize egg Mcmuffin?

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61. At 12:55pm on 27 Nov 2008, JudgePix wrote:
Smokey Robinson theory explains failure to inflate - it must be The Tears of a Clown.

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62. At 12:55pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Giant, evil Ronald cackles as he releases his army of leprechaun clones on an unsuspecting world

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63. At 12:56pm on 27 Nov 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
That Reminds Me, If It Rains We'll Need A Large Coat. Any Suggestions ?!?

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64. At 12:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Yeh, bit like their cappuccinos, mostly air..

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65. At 12:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Go and get the McPuncture Repair Kit from the van

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66. At 12:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Boo!

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67. At 12:59pm on 27 Nov 2008, corbettjones wrote:
That Anne Robinson gets everywhere, doesn't she?

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68. At 12:59pm on 27 Nov 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
McChicken In A Basket !

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69. At 1:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?

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70. At 1:01pm on 27 Nov 2008, eas1pac wrote:
Ok guys, play along... Rooolaaand! where are you boy!

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71. At 1:01pm on 27 Nov 2008, Steve-L19 wrote:
Cilla Black revealed as the new face of McDonalds

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72. At 1:01pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Its true, everything is bigger in America; steaks, cars, houses, adult toys...

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73. At 1:02pm on 27 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Yeh, I was made redundant from an investment bank where I was a bit of an expert in inflationary pressures. So the Job Centre..

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74. At 1:03pm on 27 Nov 2008, Steve-L19 wrote:
Snow White reckoned all of them were grumpy.

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75. At 1:03pm on 27 Nov 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
The leprachauns were drowned when Ronald vomited .

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76. At 1:03pm on 27 Nov 2008, Spockter wrote:
The people of Lilliput finally had to admit defeat in their fight against the proposed opening of a McDonalds.

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77. At 1:03pm on 27 Nov 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
And I say we're on the wrong set - Snow White wouldn't do that kind of thing

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78. At 1:03pm on 27 Nov 2008, robmoo wrote:
'Come on then - who changed "Macy's" to "Maccys"?'

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79. At 1:04pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Those suspicious-looking men really put the wind up Ronald

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80. At 1:05pm on 27 Nov 2008, Spockter wrote:
"I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with.....er....R"

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81. At 1:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Full of hot air and eventually lets you down. But enough about Dubya....welcome to the Parade!

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82. At 1:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
For Once America Welcomes Inflation !

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83. At 1:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
McGort..Klaatu, verada, nickto!

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84. At 1:07pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Outrage as Ronald McDonald appears legless in public

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85. At 1:07pm on 27 Nov 2008, jammyrhona wrote:
Where's Wally creators deny dumbing down.

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86. At 1:07pm on 27 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Ronald was deflated to see his old friend Humpty had still not been cleaned up after the Caption Competition 3 weeks ago.

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87. At 1:08pm on 27 Nov 2008, Spockter wrote:
Do you want that Max-ed?

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88. At 1:08pm on 27 Nov 2008, virtualIkon wrote:
Toy Soldiers, free with each Happy Meal!

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89. At 1:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, thinctanc wrote:
Clean up operation begins after Ronald vomits up Creme Egg McFlurry.

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90. At 1:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, jammyrhona wrote:
MacDonalds apply stealth inflation.

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91. At 1:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, DougieLawson wrote:
Ghostbusters III gets new sponsorship. It's so long Mr StayPufft the Marshmallow Man.

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92. At 1:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, DougieLawson wrote:
On the count of five, get ready, get set, 5-4-3-2-1 BLOW!

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93. At 1:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, hotmindout
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94. At 1:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Too many 'supersize' meals sees Ronald McDonald himself become the latest victim of morbid obesity.

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95. At 1:15pm on 27 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Staff at the Prescott residence take delivery of a light lunch.

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96. At 1:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Even Ronald was embarassed by the plan to have Thanksgiving food on a budget

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97. At 1:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, redbyname wrote:
"Peek-a-BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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98. At 1:18pm on 27 Nov 2008, calbrecht wrote:
How many supersize meals do you think he's had?

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99. At 1:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, leenewham wrote:
The borrowers got more than they bargained for when they netted an egg Mcmuffin.

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100. At 1:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, WordsLikeVenom wrote:
"I can't quite see but is that a bit of mayonnaise on your mouth?"

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101. At 1:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Foreign workers baffled on their lunch break, as the first of their Bic Mac's arrives.

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102. At 1:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, redbyname wrote:
Wanted: Staff to help prepare for Thanksgiving Parade. Those with fear of clowns should not apply.

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103. At 1:20pm on 27 Nov 2008, lc8Neal wrote:
The keepers felt a little awkward as the giant clown breeding program got under way.

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104. At 1:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, redbyname wrote:
"It's ridiculous - he insists on playing hide-and-seek every year! It's getting embarrassing!"

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105. At 1:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, Ravonski wrote:
The team prepare the net as Ronald is distracted by the Happy Meal bait.

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106. At 1:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Paramedics baffled by high-pitched cry for help.

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107. At 1:22pm on 27 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
As competitive rivalry intensifies, McDonalds implement undercover operation to 'listen in' at Burger King staff car parks.

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108. At 1:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, Charlie Wright's Legs wrote:
"I shouldn't have drunk so much at the fancy dress party. I can see little green men behind a giant egg."

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109. At 1:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, redbyname wrote:
Macy's have rated this Parade 'PG'. It may not be suitable for those with coulrophobia.

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110. At 1:24pm on 27 Nov 2008, marrra wrote:
i need to have a word with my careers advisor

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111. At 1:24pm on 27 Nov 2008, marrra wrote:
is that the poddington peas?

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112. At 1:25pm on 27 Nov 2008, redbyname wrote:
Ronald wasn't impressed with his portion of fries. They were GREEN, for goodness' sake!

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113. At 1:25pm on 27 Nov 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
Economists had warned that the recession could lead to deflation.

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114. At 1:26pm on 27 Nov 2008, HEED3625 wrote:
The McDonalds bubble bursts as the Credit Crunch takes hold!

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115. At 1:26pm on 27 Nov 2008, spud_the_spider wrote:
Big Mac and "guys"

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116. At 1:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, HEED3625 wrote:
Lepricauns appear on the clowns water slide!

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117. At 1:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Before the balloon inflates, clown takes opportunity to kiss his bottom goodbye!

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118. At 1:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Product placement mars the proposed addition to Mount Rushmore

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119. At 1:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, Ravonski wrote:
McDonalds' attempts to allay fears the fast-food bubble had burst backfire is spectacular fashion

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120. At 1:31pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Godzilla sequel film makers forced to make huge compromise in order to gain a U certificate

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121. At 1:31pm on 27 Nov 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
In an alternative ending on the new Ghostbusters DVD. Rather than crossing the streams, Mr Staypuff is taken down by Ronald McDonald.

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122. At 1:32pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Mr Branson, are you under there?

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123. At 1:32pm on 27 Nov 2008, spud_the_spider wrote:
Egg McPuffin'

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124. At 1:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Corporate sponsors furious as workers take a Kit-Kat break instead

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125. At 1:36pm on 27 Nov 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
Credit crunch? What a let down!

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126. At 1:39pm on 27 Nov 2008, jobiejo wrote:
The residents of Lilliput are suspicious of their latest large visitor.....

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127. At 1:40pm on 27 Nov 2008, stuartwjcollins wrote:
I'm telling you that tool bag just dropped out of the sky and "bang"- "Oh Great" was all that was heard.........

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128. At 1:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Every clown has a silky lining.

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129. At 1:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, nosniknej wrote:
Heeeeeeere's Ronny!

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130. At 1:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Hold it! Apparently we need the balloon for the CLAN Macdonald..."

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131. At 1:43pm on 27 Nov 2008, nosniknej wrote:
King Kong gets a McJob

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132. At 1:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, nosniknej wrote:
"so... which company is this for again?"

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133. At 1:48pm on 27 Nov 2008, nosniknej wrote:
This is much as they can afford to inflate him this year

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134. At 1:51pm on 27 Nov 2008, Kipson wrote:
The crew were about to find out that Ghostbusters was a documentary.

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135. At 1:52pm on 27 Nov 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
"See - in the small print - 'Made in Nantucket'. I think we're gonna need the big compressor."

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136. At 1:52pm on 27 Nov 2008, any1forcocktails wrote:
Medics looked on as Ronald McDonald administered CPR to the Pilsbury Dough Boy

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137. At 1:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, evilsprite wrote:
The ghostbusters tried to clear their minds and above all not think about marshmallows.... They won't be caught by that trick again.

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138. At 1:54pm on 27 Nov 2008, mustaver wrote:
Old Mcdonald had a Farm,
ey, I, ey, I, Ooooo
and on that farm he had model humans,
ey, i, ey, i, Oooo
With the credit crunch here, and no money for beer,
ey, i, ey, i, Oooo

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139. At 1:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, Pat_Patterson wrote:
Do we get a star for this?

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140. At 1:59pm on 27 Nov 2008, Pat_Patterson wrote:
"Do do doo doo doo....we're lovin' it"

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141. At 2:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, football is a dream, arsenal is reality wrote:
I feel a little deflated this morning,

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142. At 2:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
"Hello - is that this Inflatable Icon Store? - The Ronald Mcdonald Clown is defective - it keeps going down on us."
(Inflatable Icon Store) "Wow - If we'd known he could do that, we would've charged you double."

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143. At 2:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, jipfcom wrote:
Fast food restaurant to be involved in another 'pictures on internet' court case

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144. At 2:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, Pat_Patterson wrote:
"Ok then, who ordered the massive inflatable clown"

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145. At 2:10pm on 27 Nov 2008, danlevene wrote:
Ronald, like many other fundamentalists decided to blow himself up.

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146. At 2:10pm on 27 Nov 2008, newda898 wrote:
New anti-obesity measures were designed to scare children using Ronald McDonald.

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147. At 2:10pm on 27 Nov 2008, kittybrough wrote:
what do you mean you ordered an inflatable crown!

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148. At 2:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, newda898 wrote:
"Anyone know where he might've come from?"

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149. At 2:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, Mark Bohan wrote:
Be very afaid.?��

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150. At 2:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, GlasgowGooner wrote:
Ronald had never really believed that one day he would see real little green men!

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151. At 2:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The Lilliput come-as-you-are party was a hoot, but Gulliver was still angry enough to sue his cosmetic surgeon.

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152. At 2:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, Mark Bohan wrote:
Be very afraid. TM C R

(Trade Mark, Copyright & Reserved symbols don't work properly)

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153. At 2:18pm on 27 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The identity parade should be conclusive enough.

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154. At 2:18pm on 27 Nov 2008, pwhunter wrote:
So... you're not afraid of clowns? You will be....

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155. At 2:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Pennywise met for a rumble with the Poundfoolish Posse.

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156. At 2:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, irishcath wrote:
Aaaah....aaaahh...ahhhhh.. oh God, I AM going to sneeze...WATCH OUT, STAND CLEAR...aaaaaahh....."

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157. At 2:20pm on 27 Nov 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
A rare glimpse at preparations for the other Macy's Day parade, aired after the kiddies go to bed.

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158. At 2:22pm on 27 Nov 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
In a surprise move, it is discovered Macy's and the mayor have come to an agreement. Macy's won't have to pay any fees, and New York City has a new hot air heating system.

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159. At 2:22pm on 27 Nov 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
Wendy would never let Ronald live this down.

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160. At 2:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I shouldn't have had that last Big Mac!"

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161. At 2:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, Singlefin wrote:
Ronald was hopeful his photo of the midget paramedics would make this weeks "Ten Things"

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162. At 2:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
and they said genetically modified crop did no harm

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163. At 2:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, cube-e wrote:
Ronald McDonalds re-enactmant of the infamous final scene in Scarface draws attention from the authorities.

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164. At 2:26pm on 27 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
I got this at the Woolworth's closing down sale. I only went in for a Pick 'N' Mix.

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165. At 2:28pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tom-K-Hawkey wrote:
They had succeded in luring Ronald with the ginat fried egg, but embarrassingly had missed him with the net...

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166. At 2:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, blogbuster wrote:
On the set of Ghostbusters:

Cut, cut, cut. Dan, you're supposed to think of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, not Ronald McDonald.

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167. At 2:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Inflatable doll satisfies Ronald's hunger.

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168. At 2:36pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
I'd be fit enough to blow it up if it weren't for all those burgers I eat

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169. At 2:36pm on 27 Nov 2008, 55miner wrote:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Shush a minute can you hear something?

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170. At 2:36pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
No, it's OK, Sarah Palin only said it was OK to shoot those involved with burglars

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171. At 2:37pm on 27 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Ronald feels a silly burger after parachute stunt goes wrong.

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172. At 2:37pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Mick Hucknell starts his campaign to run for President

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173. At 2:39pm on 27 Nov 2008, blogbuster wrote:
As I suspected, McDonalds ARE bigger in the USA

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174. At 2:39pm on 27 Nov 2008, blogbuster wrote:
I don't care if you got it with your Happy Meal, you're not bringing that thing home!

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175. At 2:40pm on 27 Nov 2008, KieranOx wrote:
"Well, maybe next year."

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176. At 2:41pm on 27 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
As other scare tactics failed, Ronald applied the Roger Moore-brow for extra effect

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177. At 2:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, blogbuster wrote:
Coulrophobia sufferers sign up for kill-or-cure reality TV show.

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178. At 2:44pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Ronald is going to go crazy when he's finished sniffing this stuff

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179. At 2:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, miffy4boys wrote:
The Ghostbusters remake hits a snag when the replacement for the Stay Puft Marshmallowman proves TOO scary...

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180. At 2:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Bleeding 'ell mate, that's a whopper"

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181. At 2:48pm on 27 Nov 2008, Fubumaki wrote:
With staff turn-over at an all time low, Ronald uses an unconventional recruitment method.

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182. At 2:49pm on 27 Nov 2008, Aikidokress wrote:
We've found Ronald and the airbag did inflate, but some clown has nicked the car!

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183. At 2:50pm on 27 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
You call that an over inflated ego? But it doesn't look a bit like Kilroy Silk!

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184. At 2:50pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Is this the line to audition for the Cloverfield sequel."

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185. At 2:51pm on 27 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
It's sponsored by the make up department at Debenhams.

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186. At 2:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I think he's trying to say 'Where's the beef.'"

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187. At 2:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Going down clown

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188. At 2:54pm on 27 Nov 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Toy Story 3 extras rest between takes.

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189. At 2:54pm on 27 Nov 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
New York's vice squad makes it's biggest bust since George Michael.

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190. At 2:54pm on 27 Nov 2008, jcoatsworth wrote:
The clown troupe realise in horror that there's been a costume mix-up with the Big Green Giant...

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191. At 3:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
No, don't be crude, they're obviously his MacNuggets.

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192. At 3:08pm on 27 Nov 2008, shear_uk wrote:
The New York Mets groundsmen had to be brought in to outline the body...

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193. At 3:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
The arrival of the Spirit of Beijing injects a sense of urgency into London?s Olympic preparations.

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194. At 3:13pm on 27 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
The arrival of the Spirit of Beijing injects a sense of urgency into London's Olympic preparations.

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195. At 3:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, halcyonday wrote:
Ronald smiled; the new Happy Meal soldiers were the most life-like yet.

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196. At 3:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Getting Disney to remake Antonioni's 'Blow Up' wasn't their smartest of moves.

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197. At 3:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, chappers009 wrote:
We're waiting for that Alistair Darling chap to arrive to fill the thing with hot air boss!

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198. At 3:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
Keep 'em peeled. Apparently he?s got red hair and is wearing a red and white striped jersey.

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199. At 3:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, shear_uk wrote:
Bin Laden's version of the Trojan Horse was a surefire success...

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200. At 3:18pm on 27 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
It came from MFI, it seems we're short one air seal.

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201. At 3:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, lightduties wrote:
"Mary - What happened to the sissors?"

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202. At 3:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Hey guys! Anybody seen the boss lately?

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203. At 3:22pm on 27 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
New York comes to a standstill after information given security services revealed plans to blow up a Ronald MacDonald

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204. At 3:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, chappers009 wrote:
Do you know how many stars we had to earn to get this gig!

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205. At 3:24pm on 27 Nov 2008, hilariousman wrote:
mcbouncy castle

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206. At 3:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, Saint_JayJay wrote:
City officials assist giant clown in hunt for contact lens.

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207. At 3:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, stu0273 wrote:
99,100.......ready or not Ronald here we come.

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208. At 3:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, hilariousman wrote:
I'm telling you this is where I parked the van!

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209. At 3:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, Androclast wrote:
The scriptwriters of Ghostbusters 3 were later forced to admit they really had no original ideas.

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210. At 3:31pm on 27 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
McDonalds are really pushing the boat out with their Happy Meal Toy this Christmas

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211. At 3:32pm on 27 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Joan Rivers presents her new range of figurines on QVC.

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212. At 3:33pm on 27 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
Nobody messes with the coulrophobics front of Judea

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213. At 3:33pm on 27 Nov 2008, BIGANGE wrote:
Ah Ah Atchoooooo

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214. At 3:37pm on 27 Nov 2008, Androclast wrote:
'Look who doesn't have to wear a green jump suit, just because he's the 70ft spawn of every child's darkest nightmare.'

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215. At 3:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, RealisticJimmy wrote:
"This wasn't what I had in mind when you said we were going to blow up Macdonalds."

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216. At 3:44pm on 27 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
Stephen King was not going to be happy with this level of corporate interference

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217. At 3:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, Davethedog2000 wrote:
Nobody move! I've dropped a contact lens.

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218. At 3:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, JustinFitztightly wrote:
At a major point in America's history, a new clown of change with more hot air prepares to take over !

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219. At 3:48pm on 27 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
He always did have an inflated opinion of himself

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220. At 3:48pm on 27 Nov 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
The Government's inflation/deflation indicator for hardworking families nears completion.

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221. At 3:51pm on 27 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
The ad said the greatest blow job in New York

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222. At 3:55pm on 27 Nov 2008, paulvilla wrote:
McDonalds fortunes suffer another blow.

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223. At 3:57pm on 27 Nov 2008, LouBennett wrote:
Obesity is the hidden enemy in America

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224. At 3:57pm on 27 Nov 2008, paksta wrote:
After defeating the Stay Puft marshmallow man, our ghostbusting heroes are caught without their proton packs by Gozer's reincarnation.

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225. At 3:59pm on 27 Nov 2008, paulvilla wrote:
Col Sanders' ground to air missile quickly found its mark!

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226. At 3:59pm on 27 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Fiona Bruce showing great interest in a collection of Beswick figures being unwrapped on the Antiques Roadshow.

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227. At 4:04pm on 27 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
He still wanted to get noticed, but this time Prince Harry was taking no chances with his fancy dress costume..

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228. At 4:04pm on 27 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Tests on new McHankerchief unsuccessful as little green ones still manage to get away

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229. At 4:07pm on 27 Nov 2008, PrincessAstropoppet wrote:
paramedics arrive too late to save Ronald from choking to death on his own vomit

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230. At 4:08pm on 27 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
After he braked perhaps a little too sharply, Security were briefed to find the joker who swapped the President's airbag..

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231. At 4:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, Papa-Joe wrote:
The Lilliputians were blissfully unaware as Ronald snuck up with a giant magnifying glass.

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232. At 4:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, paksta wrote:
8 members of Manhattan's Caulrophobia Support League are being treated for severe shock, after an unfortunate incident that occurred during their annual picnic. (Photo taken about 30 seconds prior).

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233. At 4:12pm on 27 Nov 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Clown slips from Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper's grip...

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234. At 4:17pm on 27 Nov 2008, paksta wrote:
Although they refused to loosen his bonds, the Lilliputians allowed Gulliver to gorge himself on an enormous lemon meringue pie that a team of chefs had prepared.

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235. At 4:21pm on 27 Nov 2008, david16walsh wrote:
this burger tastes a little rubbery.
It must be mcdonalds

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236. At 4:25pm on 27 Nov 2008, spud_the_spider wrote:
"New York, New York! It's a helluva clown!"

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237. At 4:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, shear_uk wrote:
The guys were getting fed up working with this clown.

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238. At 4:28pm on 27 Nov 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Confusion reigns as Caption Competition and Ten (Little Green) Things pictures transposed.

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239. At 4:29pm on 27 Nov 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Just be grateful that he sneezed into the handkerchief....

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240. At 4:33pm on 27 Nov 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
We've gone from King Kong to 'king Ronald.

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241. At 4:36pm on 27 Nov 2008, Bennio_g wrote:
The plan to open a McDonalds in Lilliput hadn't gone down well with the locals.

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242. At 4:39pm on 27 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
These days Sharon Osborne has to make do with the X-Factor home edition.

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243. At 4:43pm on 27 Nov 2008, Bennio_g wrote:
"No, I said McDonald's was a CORPORATE giant!"

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244. At 4:44pm on 27 Nov 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
La la la la la, I'm cavin' in.

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245. At 4:49pm on 27 Nov 2008, astroKellycat wrote:
" At least whilst they are looking at him, they arent mocking our green uniforms .... I look like a tree !! "

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246. At 4:50pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
When I said let's hire Big Ron to open the parade I didn't mean...oh, never mind.

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247. At 4:50pm on 27 Nov 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Vapourize me!

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248. At 4:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
To comply with the requirement that all parade participants be sober, city officials improvise a breathalyzer...

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249. At 4:55pm on 27 Nov 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
Buzz Lightyear wanted to go first.

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250. At 4:57pm on 27 Nov 2008, browneyez14 wrote:
McDonald were considering adding the MacMarshmallow to the menu but it's effects were devastating!

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251. At 5:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, sl4dude wrote:
Gee... It sure wasn't as hard to take out the giant clown as i thought... just needed some pins...

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252. At 5:01pm on 27 Nov 2008, sl4dude wrote:
Has anyone seen my pet hedgehog?

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253. At 5:01pm on 27 Nov 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
I said supersize me or you're all on the minimum wage.

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254. At 5:02pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Worker's put on the finishing touches to the Stephen King's It! float

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255. At 5:03pm on 27 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Okay, now where do we put the BBQ dip swimming pool?

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256. At 5:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, patio-phalangist wrote:
What time are the politicians coming to furnish the hot air....?

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257. At 5:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
Clown SupreMacy Now...

PS Bags I the prize, it's not often you get a historic clown writing in...

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258. At 5:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, gnome1999 wrote:
Ronald MacDonald hoped once he'd inflated his new giant woman that the tiny green pixies would leave him in peace to enjoy her....

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259. At 5:19pm on 27 Nov 2008, peterstagg wrote:
Ronald was in sight of the finish line when he ran out of puff

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260. At 5:20pm on 27 Nov 2008, iandoha
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261. At 5:22pm on 27 Nov 2008, suzywiggle wrote:
'I'm not loving it...'

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262. At 5:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, Here's my question wrote:
only 3 in every 10 gherkins, will make the transition to adulthood.

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263. At 5:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, not_now_kato wrote:
The promotion for the new Mcpoached egg was a let down.

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264. At 5:49pm on 27 Nov 2008, American-Anglophile wrote:
It wasn't the two Double Big Macs, the Supersize Fries with extra salt, or even the Large Coca~Cola sans ice that made Ronald's stomach take a ride on the vomit comet, it was the combination of the Large Milkshake and the McFlurry on top of everything else.

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265. At 5:49pm on 27 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Clown, around

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266. At 6:06pm on 27 Nov 2008, WayOutWestlake wrote:
"Lilli, where did you put the pump?"
"I don't know, I've looked 'ulliver for it."
"It's OK, I've found it."
"Wow, that was Swift."

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267. At 6:07pm on 27 Nov 2008, SecretNiche wrote:
Fe Fi Fo Fum... This many Jacks will mean I'm not left a crumb.

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268. At 6:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Um, does my bum look big in this?"

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269. At 6:12pm on 27 Nov 2008, American-Anglophile wrote:
Stop clowning around, we have a parade to get underway!

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270. At 6:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, WayOutWestlake wrote:
"Where did Lilli put the pump?"
"I don't know, I've looked 'ulliver for it."
"It's OK, I've found it."
"Wow, that was Swift."

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271. At 6:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, largeProp wrote:
Ronald denies links between McDonalds and crippling obesity.

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272. At 6:18pm on 27 Nov 2008, drguido wrote:
no matter how much he blew, he knew it was Hamburglar's time of dying...

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273. At 6:24pm on 27 Nov 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
McDonalds slip up as the media discover the hunting methods used to source their meat.

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274. At 6:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, robz1uk wrote:
Ghostbusters III ?...

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275. At 6:48pm on 27 Nov 2008, drp297 wrote:
If I just keep on crawling perhaps they won't notice I'm a corporate sell-out...

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276. At 7:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, oaktowers wrote:
The gloabal economic crisis means that they can only fill each float with 1/3 of its normal amount of helium.

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277. At 7:20pm on 27 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
So, at last, my media studies degree comes in useful.

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278. At 7:27pm on 27 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
So, at last, all our media studies degrees come in useful.

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279. At 7:28pm on 27 Nov 2008, iamrightok wrote:
Honey I Shrunk the Inflators.

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280. At 7:40pm on 27 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
OK everyone, tread carefully. Ronald thinks he lost his contact lens somewhere around here.

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281. At 7:51pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Commenting on the helium leak, a Macy's spokesman said: "squweeeekkkk weeeekkk wee squeeee weee."

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282. At 7:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Not to be outdone by Japanese technology, McDonalds CEO demonstrates the new Egg McMuffin Human Airbag.

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283. At 7:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Ronald experiences for himself one of the rather unpleasant side effects of the new McFluffy.

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284. At 8:05pm on 27 Nov 2008, Sharpe-Intake wrote:
'The Incredible Honk' !

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285. At 8:07pm on 27 Nov 2008, NorthernPunk wrote:
Ronald McDonald ponders the idea of sourcing meat from better cared for animals whilst hiding from Greenpeace

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286. At 8:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
The scouts would never be the same once they accepted sponsorship.

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287. At 8:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, NorthernPunk wrote:
David Attenborough team film never before seen footage of hunter stalking prey

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288. At 8:10pm on 27 Nov 2008, NorthernPunk wrote:
Halloween was 4 weeks ago, Mr Prescott

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289. At 8:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Hale and Pace had not gone down well in the States

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290. At 8:34pm on 27 Nov 2008, Vicky S wrote:
NY style community service looked a lot more glamorous when Naomi Campbell and Boy George did theirs.

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291. At 8:41pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
The Mutant Rupert Bear began its reign of terror in New York

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292. At 8:41pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"You hungry, mate?"

"Yeah...pizza?"

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293. At 8:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
It was the little things in life that were important.

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294. At 8:43pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
A Botox too far for Anne Robinson

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295. At 8:44pm on 27 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
It was the kiss of death for the chain.

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296. At 8:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Ok, the paramedics have arrived you can open the McDonalds now.

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297. At 8:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Barack Obama prepares to give thanks for Sarah Palin

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298. At 8:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Ronald regrets attempting to cross the Macy's picket line.

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299. At 8:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Ronalds fishing technique needed work. He'd only caught one on the first cast.

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300. At 8:55pm on 27 Nov 2008, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Another GOP leader's deflated

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301. At 8:56pm on 27 Nov 2008, AhleizwhelsGem wrote:
Mmmm... people...

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302. At 8:56pm on 27 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
S.W.A.T team foil plot to blow up McDonalds.

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303. At 8:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
McOmmunity Service

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304. At 8:58pm on 27 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
That Ronalds colonic irrigation had gone badly wrong was undoubted - the look on his face was enough to tell that red bits coming out was a concern.

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305. At 9:09pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Every Friday morning it's the same...flamin' bin men waking me up!"

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306. At 9:10pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
The entire Monty Python crew stand around waiting for Bicycle Repair Man and his trusty rubber patches

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307. At 9:11pm on 27 Nov 2008, aliotis wrote:
"It's not in the Plastics Bin;it's not in the Cardboard Bin;it's not in the Household Rubbish Bin - We don't have to move it!!"

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308. At 9:12pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Peter Jackson begins filming the story of a creature that terrorises New York - Burger King Kong

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309. At 9:13pm on 27 Nov 2008, nickson1 wrote:
Macy?s dirigible team turns a blind eye while Pamela Anderson and Ronald McDonald rekindle an old friendship.

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310. At 9:14pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
As the Hindenburg begins its descent over New York, the Americans begin to suspect that the Germans do indeed have a sense of humour

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311. At 9:16pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
But we advertised the Chippendales. The crowd are going to go crazy when they find out it's actually Chipperfield's.

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312. At 9:18pm on 27 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
A big clown? it's the size of this custard pie that worries me.

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313. At 9:30pm on 27 Nov 2008, gordissimo wrote:
Cleansing operatives protest about the growing problem of convenience food litter.

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314. At 9:32pm on 27 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Hey! You lookin at me!

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315. At 9:35pm on 27 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
I said OUT... Blow it out... oh forget it,

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316. At 9:36pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Council bin inspectors suspect opposition from residents.

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317. At 9:37pm on 27 Nov 2008, Blythy_vxR
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318. At 9:46pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"You know what I really fancy now, mate? ...A Big M...M...marshmallow."

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319. At 10:23pm on 27 Nov 2008, NickWiltshire wrote:
Amateur bomb disposal enthusiasts relax after the failure of fast-food icon MacDonald to blow himself up in the centre of New York.

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320. At 10:42pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Defence budget cuts 'a joke' claim Parachute Regiment.

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321. At 10:50pm on 27 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Chaos in the Blue Peter garden as Ground Force double booked with CBeebies.

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322. At 10:52pm on 27 Nov 2008, NickWiltshire wrote:
Ronald MacDonald remains trapped and unable to move after "losing pressure" in the early hours of this morning. His companion, rumoured to be a close friend of the fast-food giant, was said by officials at the scene to be "unidentifiable".

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323. At 10:53pm on 27 Nov 2008, angelofboox wrote:
The Borrowers were not prepared for the big McFlurry melt of '08.

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324. At 11:00pm on 27 Nov 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"Job centre told me I'd be working with high flyers in an expanding business..."

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325. At 11:01pm on 27 Nov 2008, uptoere wrote:
The new Minister for Inflation takes Green Party by surprise.

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326. At 11:47pm on 27 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
You ordered 'flies' with that?

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327. At 11:51pm on 27 Nov 2008, StephenDerry wrote:
The council cleanup squad had never seen such a bad case of bubblegum stuck to the pavement, little did they realise that their desire to get hold of the clown who did it was about to come horribly true.

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328. At 11:52pm on 27 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Blame it on the credit crunch. That's all the helium we could afford.

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329. At 11:54pm on 27 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Don't worry, he'll spring to life when he sees the Rockettes.

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330. At 11:56pm on 27 Nov 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:
No added salt or sugar. Contains 100% of your recommended daily allowance of oxygen.

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331. At 11:57pm on 27 Nov 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:
Nah mate, I've never read "It". Tell me what happens in it.

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332. At 11:57pm on 27 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Plan B is a bicycle pump?!

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333. At 00:47am on 28 Nov 2008, peter68 wrote:
Frankenstein's modernised monster had no legs, poor vision and a remarkable dislike for celery sticks.

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334. At 00:58am on 28 Nov 2008, peter68 wrote:
'So I says to the guy in McDonalds, I'm not paying and I run out. It's no big deal!'

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335. At 01:02am on 28 Nov 2008, peter68 wrote:
During the bovine crisis, desperate measures were required

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336. At 03:15am on 28 Nov 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
Well, if THAT'S where we have to blow to put him up, you can just forget about it, boss!

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337. At 03:19am on 28 Nov 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
Bloody health and safety regulations! We can't make "Gulliver's Travels" like this!

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338. At 03:21am on 28 Nov 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
He broke both his legs, but he'll probably survive. Apparently, his parachute was a size too small.

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339. At 03:38am on 28 Nov 2008, pwhunter wrote:
I said a supersized Big Mac without gurkhas

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340. At 04:15am on 28 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Roy Keane just flogged another extra inside-right from Sunderland... he's making room for the January Transfer window."

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341. At 04:17am on 28 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Keano couldn't get an equaliser out of that bucko from Glasgow Celtic..."

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342. At 04:19am on 28 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
'Ere, he don't half look like Boy George in a Sunderland kit..."

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343. At 05:28am on 28 Nov 2008, TelsiaCharis wrote:
1,2, miss a few, 99, 100. Coming ready or not!

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344. At 06:08am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
Not another plastic mac?

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345. At 06:08am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

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346. At 06:11am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
Ronald! Stop that and come and have your tea!

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347. At 06:12am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
MacDonalds suggestion for todays' Ten Things picture - ten stooges.

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348. At 06:15am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
We've gotta throw it back, there's no quota left...

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349. At 06:21am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
What happens when you put a clown in goal.

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350. At 06:21am on 28 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
Right, now for Ann Summers' float...

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351. At 06:46am on 28 Nov 2008, daveinj wrote:
"Oh right, the old you're-about-to-be-attacked-by-a-giant-inflated-clown trick. Do you really expect me to fall for that AGAIN?"

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352. At 07:01am on 28 Nov 2008, keithrbrit wrote:
The low budget remake of Stephen King's classic thriller goes horribly wrong.

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353. At 07:04am on 28 Nov 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
The new covers at Lords were bound to upset some of the members.

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354. At 07:47am on 28 Nov 2008, Tuscanpete wrote:
10 park workers die in McFlurry avalanche

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355. At 07:49am on 28 Nov 2008, Geoff Brown wrote:
"Is this an example of those blow - up dolls?"

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356. At 08:09am on 28 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
H. G. Wells was right - the Martians have landed. I wonder what they'll look like?

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357. At 08:12am on 28 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
I see McDonald's are introducing a new vegetarian option - it's called "A Pea Meal"

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358. At 08:14am on 28 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
I don't think Richard Bransons' going to be very happy when he sees we've brought the wrong balloon for his Transatlantic flight

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359. At 08:16am on 28 Nov 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Come on guys, let's get this flag raised - the lab will replace the clown with Iwo Jima later

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360. At 08:33am on 28 Nov 2008, emperorx wrote:
Workmen regret asking for their meals to be supersized.

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361. At 08:34am on 28 Nov 2008, clarkus4020 wrote:
During the making of the Christmas blockbuster film The Seven Dwarfs, a sponsoring fast food chain emphatically denies any suggestion that there could possibly be any outside influence or product placement in the film.

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362. At 08:40am on 28 Nov 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
David Cameron says that no Tory MP was involved in the leak.

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363. At 08:46am on 28 Nov 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Last time I saw 'Arry the police were dragging him off. Apparently someone heard him say he was 'off to blow up McDonalds'.

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364. At 08:49am on 28 Nov 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
There's nothing quite like a Marshmallow

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365. At 08:53am on 28 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
First to arrive at the crash site are the McAir Accident Investigators.

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366. At 08:55am on 28 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
First to arrive at the scene are the Air McAccident Investigators.

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367. At 09:02am on 28 Nov 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
I'm a little worried too. Apparently, Gulliver wants a toothpick.

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368. At 09:02am on 28 Nov 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"If we can't inflate it using the foot pump then it would be a major blow."

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369. At 09:03am on 28 Nov 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Right, let's make sure there's no repetition of the unpleasantry of last year when McDonald went next to Campbell's Soups.

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370. At 09:04am on 28 Nov 2008, beachcred wrote:
Look guys, either we bake a stronger birthday cake or you're going to have to ask him not to blow the candles out so hard...

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371. At 09:13am on 28 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
"De Clown and Fall."

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372. At 09:15am on 28 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
Scoop: A Land Full of Bust.

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373. At 09:21am on 28 Nov 2008, malcolmpersil wrote:
Moments before the disasterous "facing your fear" session for 9 members of the now defunct Coulrophobics Anonymous.

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374. At 09:31am on 28 Nov 2008, FrenchVickster wrote:
Who pulled the plug? This thing has collapsed faster than a High Street bank.

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375. At 09:39am on 28 Nov 2008, Mack-attacked wrote:
Ronald McDonald caught doing lines of cocaine; who has the economic slow down really hit?

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376. At 09:39am on 28 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
We're so disappointed in you Ronald, you've let yourself down, you've let us down, you've let Macy's down...

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377. At 09:40am on 28 Nov 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
The Ministry of Defence has released a picture, in response to a Freedom of Information request from Ufologists, showing little green men and a giant clown.

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378. At 09:41am on 28 Nov 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
The large inflatable Tony Blair was continually leaking hot air.

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379. At 09:44am on 28 Nov 2008, hymanroth wrote:
Boo !

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380. At 09:47am on 28 Nov 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
As if not conspicuous enough already, Gulliver decided fancy dress was the best way to infiltrate Lilliput.

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381. At 09:48am on 28 Nov 2008, justfor wrote:
The 'little green men' had never seen ANYTHING like this before.

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382. At 09:49am on 28 Nov 2008, justfor wrote:
'How awful, the Grand Opening and we've all chosen the same outfit.'

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383. At 09:49am on 28 Nov 2008, HughMcKinney wrote:
Everyone was disappointed in Ronald...but most of all, he had let himself down.

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384. At 09:49am on 28 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
This years addition of a base jump from the Empire State Building proves to be a flop.

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385. At 09:50am on 28 Nov 2008, justfor wrote:
The Green Party's top economists were still pondering their deflationary measures.

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386. At 09:50am on 28 Nov 2008, supasupermam wrote:
"Did you say you suffer from Coulrophobia? Well, whatever you do - don't turn round!"

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387. At 09:53am on 28 Nov 2008, fbxiii wrote:
Ronald Macdonald always wondered what went into the Big Macs "special sauce".

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388. At 10:03am on 28 Nov 2008, lastonsunday wrote:
It was supposed to be 'Low Fat' not a low flight!

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389. At 10:05am on 28 Nov 2008, HughMcKinney wrote:
Speculation was mounting on the identity of the new Minister for Food

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390. At 10:07am on 28 Nov 2008, kgotso1976 wrote:
Paramedics were powerless to prevent the Giant Ronald McDonald choking to death on his own vomit.

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391. At 10:15am on 28 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Unveiling of the new Go Large McViagra Meal at Macy's Thanksgiving Parade prove to be a flop.

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392. At 10:15am on 28 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
Judgment time at the "Caption Competition".

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393. At 10:21am on 28 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Macy had provided a large selection of greens for Ronald to choose from.

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394. At 10:26am on 28 Nov 2008, MimeofWar wrote:
Years after the Marshmallow Man, the Ghostbusters would need to take on a new more formidable enemy...

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395. At 10:27am on 28 Nov 2008, chocolatebunny1984 wrote:
'Ronald Mc Donald and the 9 little green people' wasn't quite the catchy new panto title they were looking for.

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396. At 10:28am on 28 Nov 2008, chocolatebunny1984 wrote:
"Are these the new vegetables we have to serve in Mc Donalds now?" asks Ronald Mc Donald

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397. At 10:29am on 28 Nov 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Initial trials of the first school economic practical demonstration were going to plan. Deflation had revealed Depression.

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398. At 10:34am on 28 Nov 2008, Tuscanpete wrote:
Morgan Spurlock's hit squad bask in their success

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399. At 10:35am on 28 Nov 2008, samulsamul wrote:
"If we don't look it' a huge blow to her 2012 presidential campaign"

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400. At 10:35am on 28 Nov 2008, blograml wrote:
"The Secret Life of an Ex Wall Street Broker"

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401. At 10:40am on 28 Nov 2008, supadrummer wrote:
Credit Crunch latest- Inflation Balloons in The Big Apple

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402. At 10:45am on 28 Nov 2008, GirlWeekday wrote:
One worker to another: 'Since the burger alone has taken 3 hours to deflate, why the hell do they call it fast food?'

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403. At 10:45am on 28 Nov 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
With the Government strapped for cash, State Banquets were open to corporate sponsorship, with some of the marquees proving an easy target for Prince Philip's shotgun..

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404. At 10:54am on 28 Nov 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
The only female city worker on the team looked at her male colleagues in despair "I TOLD you to follow the instructions, but would you listen? Oh no, thought you all knew better didn't ya? Now look at what's happened....."

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405. At 10:54am on 28 Nov 2008, HobbesBobbes wrote:
I hope he's up to it, those are some big shoes to fill.

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406. At 10:57am on 28 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Willy Wonka surveyed the Oopa Loompas' picket line with dismay

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407. At 11:00am on 28 Nov 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
No-one really bothered about corporate sponsorship at Wimbledon until the rain fell and the covers came out

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408. At 11:06am on 28 Nov 2008, Desktoiler wrote:
Now where did I leave my council worker dolls?

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409. At 11:06am on 28 Nov 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Nobody in Cabinet would tell the Home Secretary that although dressing the offenders in matching uniforms WAS a good idea, allowing corporate sponsorship of community service WASN'T!

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410. At 11:07am on 28 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
I'm amazed you managed to get it in the van in the first place, Del-Boy!

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411. At 11:11am on 28 Nov 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
The last of the McCain-Palin victory floats were let down

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412. At 11:12am on 28 Nov 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
HE'S BEHIND YOU!

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413. At 11:13am on 28 Nov 2008, x_JJ_x wrote:
Gotcha! I've got you all! You'll never escape me... mwahaha!

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414. At 11:14am on 28 Nov 2008, SwissKaty wrote:
Technicians watch with interest as the missing space toolkit makes an unexpected landing

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415. At 11:17am on 28 Nov 2008, CarlDaly wrote:
Next year I heard they are going to turn Ronald into Rick Astley.

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416. At 11:24am on 28 Nov 2008, akaTomflash wrote:
The rampaging giant clown and finally been trapped, but celebrations among the troops were cut short when Steve suddenly noticed the equally oversized circus lion approaching.

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417. At 11:24am on 28 Nov 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Hang on lads, apparently the order was the wrong way round, it should have been 'Marquis de Sade'..

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418. At 11:28am on 28 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
No big deal, let me handle this. I used to be a broker. I'm used to dealing with oversized clowns with deflated egos.

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419. At 11:29am on 28 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Could the 2007 Banker's team building event be a sign of the year to come?

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420. At 11:31am on 28 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
No pressure, but did I mention this is a Wall St indicator of the state of the economy?

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421. At 11:36am on 28 Nov 2008, bishopofantioch wrote:
I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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422. At 11:37am on 28 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Someone needs a Happy Meal...

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423. At 11:37am on 28 Nov 2008, missPollyjones wrote:
Giant sick bag required after Ronald McDonald endulges in too many Thanksgiving Big Macs.

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424. At 11:38am on 28 Nov 2008, bishopofantioch wrote:
World's largest comedian enters pie eating contest to chagrin of the tiny green eating team.

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425. At 11:42am on 28 Nov 2008, leroy72 wrote:
after dolly the sheep top genetic scientists can clown anything.

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426. At 11:44am on 28 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I'm a Burger King man myself.

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427. At 11:47am on 28 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Kind of eery the way his fries follow you, isn't it?

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428. At 11:50am on 28 Nov 2008, jellyba wrote:
British Heart Foundation's other idea

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429. At 11:57am on 28 Nov 2008, In-differential wrote:
Your new flat mate looks familiar.

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430. At 11:58am on 28 Nov 2008, Lizal0u wrote:
"Ronald, get off him!"

"His agent warned us he might do this........"

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431. At 11:58am on 28 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
I'm a celebrity contestants boycott the latest bush tucker trial stating "witchety grubs and stink worms we can handle, but a giant egg McMuffin, it's a step too far. Ant and Dec have a lot of explaining to do".

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432. At 11:58am on 28 Nov 2008, ianslat wrote:
Gullivers Travels remake accused of product placement.

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433. At 11:59am on 28 Nov 2008, ianslat wrote:
McDonalds launches response to "Supersize Me".

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434. At 12:00pm on 28 Nov 2008, ianslat wrote:
Vatican agrees that Ronald McDonald really is bigger than Jesus.

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435. At 12:03pm on 28 Nov 2008, peterstagg wrote:
Ok.....so you mean the thigh bone is connected to the kneebone?

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436. At 12:19pm on 28 Nov 2008, AH84 - In PT & LL I trust with Bristol Rovers FC wrote:
Ronald Mcdonald in the wild sneaking up on his unaware prey. Little do they know that soon they will be part of a new McFlury flavour 'the all day break'*

*Includes real builders!

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437. At 12:23pm on 28 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
The protest against Gordon Ramsey's inclusion in Macy's Thanksgiving parade was scuppered when Ronald McDonald helped to inflate Gordon's balloon. A protester said "We never had so much profanity in New York until Gordon's Restaurant opened here".

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438. At 12:23pm on 28 Nov 2008, caterham77ven wrote:
He's fat he's round, his balloon is on the ground...

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439. At 12:27pm on 28 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
McDonalds sponsor the feature length "Sex in the City" movie.

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440. At 12:27pm on 28 Nov 2008, viennageoff wrote:
BOO!!

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