Caption Competition

13:33 UK time, Friday, 7 November 2008

Winning entries in the caption competition.

Humpty Dumpty heads for a fall at New York's annual Halloween show. But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. SeanieSmith
"Must remember to return these pants back to Simon Cowell."

5. Vicky S
"... THEN my agent said 'Hamlet or Omelette - it's an easy mistake to make, darling'."

4. RMutt-Urinal
One of the few white collar jobs left in New York.

3. SeanieSmith
"Darn it. Of all the things to forget - a zip!"

2. penny-farthing
"Oh relax... I've sat here many times..."

1. SundayParkGeorge
"Isn't this what they mean by a shellsuit?"

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1. At 12:36pm on 06 Nov 2008, veggiesnotflowers wrote:
This is not what I had in mind when I asked for a cracking costume!

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2. At 12:37pm on 06 Nov 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
All Obama's horses and all Obama's men, Couldn't put John McCain back together again

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3. At 12:38pm on 06 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Humpty Dumpty was in the middle of a gracious concession speech before the unfortunate event.

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4. At 12:38pm on 06 Nov 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
We'll miss George W. Bush. He was a good egg.

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5. At 12:38pm on 06 Nov 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
Let no-one say that in our great country an egg cannot fulfill its potential .

I therfore announce my intention to run for the Republican Party nomination for the 2012 Presidebtial Election.

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6. At 12:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
When they offered me a Shakespearean role, I thought they said Hamlet, not Omelette

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7. At 12:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Isn't this what they mean by a shellsuit?

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8. At 12:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Oh relax........I've sat here many times.....

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9. At 12:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, Stellsie wrote:
The critics muttered that Gok was losing his touch.

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10. At 12:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
Next week I'm going to be in Omelette. Prince of Denmark.

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11. At 12:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I eggist, therefore I am.

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12. At 12:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
I used to be shy - I took up acting to get me out of my shell.

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13. At 12:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
George W. Bush was deeply shocked when his air-bag went off whilst driving with his mouth open

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14. At 12:41pm on 06 Nov 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
So I got out of bed and apologised to the chicken.

That answer your question?

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15. At 12:42pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Drat that Campaign for Plain English. I thought they were listing examples of the roles I was applying for as e.g., not egg.

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16. At 12:42pm on 06 Nov 2008, st_maximon wrote:
I used to be a Banker, you know.

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17. At 12:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
George W. Bush, now grossly overweight, blames all those Ferraro Rochers at embassy luncheons

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18. At 12:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Arsene Wenger reveals the new Arsenal kit aimed at protecting his players from "overly aggressive opposition"

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19. At 12:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, Vespari wrote:
you come here in the day of my daughter's halloween party, and ask me to do murder. that is not justice.

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20. At 12:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
There were concerns the new Batman villian just wasn't scary enough

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21. At 12:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Which came first? I was waiting here for hours before the chicken turned up.

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22. At 12:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The Wall Street crack

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23. At 12:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, carlstig wrote:
Ok, we've done this a thousand times before..promise I won't sue.

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24. At 12:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
There were concerns the new Batman villain just wasn't scary enough

(spelling corrected)

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25. At 12:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
All these paparazzi. And that John Tenniel is the worst.

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26. At 12:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I'd better hide. Here comes John Prescott.

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27. At 12:46pm on 06 Nov 2008, carlstig wrote:
After leaving office, George Bush considered panto this Christmas

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28. At 12:46pm on 06 Nov 2008, hellypot wrote:
In the distance Dale Winton shouted "BRING ON THE WALL!".

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29. At 12:46pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Eggs-act-ly

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30. At 12:47pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
No, I'm not hard over on the plan

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31. At 12:47pm on 06 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Humpty Dumpty doing an air guitar solo? Huh!What next.........a black President?

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32. At 12:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
It's an egg-istentialist argument really

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33. At 12:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, DougieLawson wrote:
They're repossessing my wall. I knew that Fannie Mae mortgage was a bad idea.

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34. At 12:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Humpty-Dumpty sat on the Wall Street. Humpty-Dumpty and Wall Street had a great fall.

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35. At 12:49pm on 06 Nov 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:

George had mis-heard the dairy advert that said "Go to work on an egg...."

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36. At 12:50pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I used to be a monk. Benedictine, of course.

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37. At 12:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:

Since the start of this recession I've been really hard-boiled up financially.

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38. At 12:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I've got one clue left in the crossword. "Breakfast GEGS (9,4)." I don't get it. Whoops!

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39. At 12:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
New anti-cholesterol campaign 'falls flat' on its face

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40. At 12:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, teazeldad wrote:
It had to be said, this was the most egg-sighting election that anyone could remember

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41. At 12:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Actually the yolk's on America!

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42. At 12:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
As sure as eggs have legs

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43. At 12:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Go to work in an egg.

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44. At 12:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, VelvetJones wrote:
The wiseness of the buskers costume was soon called into question when a 6 year old walked off with his guitar.

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45. At 12:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:

Please, no more funny captions, I'll split my sides laughing....

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46. At 12:54pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
In a moment of pique, Sarah Palin lines up all her adversaries on the wall, and takes aim

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47. At 12:55pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
As he cracks one off, there's a mighty scramble for the exit.

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48. At 12:55pm on 06 Nov 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:

I used to be a Harrods Santa Claus but I get twice the work with this one - Halloween and Easter!

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49. At 12:55pm on 06 Nov 2008, toastcartooons wrote:
Someone has misunderstood the use of latin on the fancy dress list: "come as significant players in the US election, E.G. Obama, McCain, Palin..."

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50. At 12:55pm on 06 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Re-enactment of the scene discovered foul-play may have been involved.

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51. At 12:56pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
OK, just one last wafer-thin mint, Sir

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52. At 12:56pm on 06 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
We had funny eggs two weeks ago; this competition is getting beyond a yolk!!

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53. At 12:57pm on 06 Nov 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Humpty realised, too late, that he'd spent too much time on his leg work down the gym.

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54. At 12:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
And this character represents Sarah Palin. It's a poacher.

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55. At 12:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
You think this looks bad, Big Bird hasn't been able to walk for the last week.

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56. At 12:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Easy over egg with agoraphobian tendencies seeks hen with nest willing to rule the roost

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57. At 1:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
No, Mr. Bush, we said you'd soon be appearing an an ex-President, not an eggs-President.

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58. At 1:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
OK so I'm hard skinned but I have a soft centre.

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59. At 1:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
The superglue was working, he wouldn't fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Laughed when he needed the toilet again.

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60. At 1:01pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Eet ees all down to my leetle grey cells

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61. At 1:01pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Easy over egg with acrophobian tendencies seeks hen with nest willing to rule the roost

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62. At 1:02pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Sorry, guys, I always get Halloween and Easter mixed up

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63. At 1:02pm on 06 Nov 2008, Smoo25 wrote:
Ugh. I knew I shouldn't have drunk that eggnog last night.

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64. At 1:02pm on 06 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Stop yolking about

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65. At 1:02pm on 06 Nov 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Nobody liked to tell the outgoing President he'd got Halloween and Easter mixed up

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66. At 1:03pm on 06 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
No before you ask, I don't have pieces to make a car inside me

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67. At 1:03pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The wall seat crash

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68. At 1:04pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Wouldn't you be happy too, I mean I just got laid.

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69. At 1:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
My therapist said I needed to come out of my shell

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70. At 1:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, HermitUK wrote:
As the poor man was eaten by Humpty Dumpty, he wondered why noone had rushed to save him.

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71. At 1:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
That liposuction machine wasn't set to "Reverse", surely?

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72. At 1:06pm on 06 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
73. At 1:06pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
George Dubya goes out in disguise.

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74. At 1:07pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I don't care what your Gran said about making an omelette, I'm not coming down until someone tells me the credit crunch is over

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75. At 1:07pm on 06 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Someone should told him that rehearsing for Eggheads doesn't mean dressing up like an egg

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76. At 1:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
It saves money - I can buy a car without an airbag.

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77. At 1:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Urban Terror Weapons No.5 :-

Land-Mime disguised as soft toy.

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78. At 1:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Meanwhile, aboard Air Force 1, someone had been messing with the ejection capsule.

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79. At 1:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Yeah, it's a clashing colours party.

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80. At 1:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Jonathan Ross, just before his fall from power

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81. At 1:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Well, I have 74 days left of my presidency, I should do something fun.

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82. At 1:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The world's first GMOh, dear, I'm soon to be an ex-President.

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83. At 1:10pm on 06 Nov 2008, jimburke wrote:
Maybe I eggist to be elected to the oval office.

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84. At 1:11pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
George, it's go to work ON an egg!

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85. At 1:11pm on 06 Nov 2008, emperorx wrote:
I am stuck on this wall and I will never get over easy!

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86. At 1:11pm on 06 Nov 2008, opaqueprawn2 wrote:
"Since all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put me together again I thought I'd give Obama's guys a try"

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87. At 1:12pm on 06 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Credit Crunch replaced by new issues.

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88. At 1:12pm on 06 Nov 2008, VelvetJones wrote:
David Blaine's latest stunt even seemed to leave him wondering why.

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89. At 1:12pm on 06 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Edwina Curry proved right - 18 years on.

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90. At 1:12pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Chicken embryos of the world unite!

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91. At 1:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Obama moves on to new projects

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92. At 1:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
I don't believe it, I only put this on to cover up that hideous spot on my face. You can still see it!

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93. At 1:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, fluvialgeo wrote:
Are you absolutely sure the king only has Two horses and men?

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94. At 1:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Bush finds an alternative to a lame duck presidency.

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95. At 1:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
George lived in dread of being whisked for weapons by the police.

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96. At 1:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
Is the bow tie too much, I knew I shouldn't have overdone it!

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97. At 1:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, Mr_Boosey wrote:
Did I leave the gas on?

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98. At 1:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
"Lame Duck President", they said.

"Egg-actly", I replied.

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99. At 1:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
JUDEO/CHRISTIANITY (creationism) - The Chicken came first.
ATHEISM (Darwinism) - The Egg came first.
NEOPAGANISM/EARTH RELIGIONS - Neither is first - the cycle has no beginning or end.
HINDUISM - The Egg awaits within you.
MATRIX - There is no Egg

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100. At 1:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Obama enjoyed his breakfast that morning – eggs with scrambled McCain chips

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101. At 1:15pm on 06 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
The bite of the long-legged Tartan Moth at first causes massive water retention.

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102. At 1:15pm on 06 Nov 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
If the bungee is too long, well...

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103. At 1:16pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
What about all the King's men? I live in Queens.

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104. At 1:16pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
OK, try again: How many fingers have I got?

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105. At 1:16pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
New Yolk, New Yolk, it's a wonderful town.

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106. At 1:16pm on 06 Nov 2008, lee-UK wrote:
BST - really?
not GMT that we are on now?

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107. At 1:18pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Am I from the Bronx? Nah, my mother was a Battery hen.

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108. At 1:19pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
OK, try again: How many fingers have I can you see now?

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109. At 1:19pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Humpty began to get worried when all the down-and-outs arrived with their soldiers

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110. At 1:19pm on 06 Nov 2008, VelvetJones wrote:
"So Cold....so very cold"

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111. At 1:21pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
OK, try again: How many fingers can you see now?

(strewth)

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112. At 1:21pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
A model demonstrates what the Health and Safety branch of the FBI insists that Barack Obama wears at all times

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113. At 1:21pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
This is your brain. This is your brain on sulfur drugs.

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114. At 1:23pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Humpty had got a job at a New York club, but didn't last long as a bouncer

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115. At 1:23pm on 06 Nov 2008, VelvetJones wrote:
"....and there's this giant rusty spoon."
the early ideas for SAW VI weren't looking promising

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116. At 1:23pm on 06 Nov 2008, nikjohnson wrote:
"Wait, it actually says 'e.g. on a wall...' "

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117. At 1:24pm on 06 Nov 2008, Kudosless wrote:

"I've been here for hours. Has no-one taught their grandmother anything ...?"

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118. At 1:24pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Nonsense, it doesn't look a bit like Mr Bogart

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119. At 1:24pm on 06 Nov 2008, Kudosless wrote:

Humpty Dumpty. Manhattan. A wall.

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120. At 1:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I've been called rotten, but I never let the anger boil over

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121. At 1:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, earthman_johann wrote:
Alas, poor yolk. I knew him well....

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122. At 1:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Yeh, well you should see *my* dad..

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123. At 1:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, redbyname wrote:
The Republican Party quickly start looking for a vice-presidential candidate with more appeal for 2012

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124. At 1:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, HobbesBobbes wrote:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall;
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Humpty Dumpty then sued his local council on a no win no fee basis for not taking adequate steps to prevent him from falling.

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125. At 1:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, Androclast wrote:
'Go on, give him a push - his air guitar's rubbish.'

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126. At 1:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
One of the few white collar jobs left in New York.

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127. At 1:27pm on 06 Nov 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
George Bush's Iraq eggsit strategy had the watching crowd shaking their head.

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128. At 1:28pm on 06 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
When Plastic Surgery Goes Bad, tonight the Russell Grant Story.

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129. At 1:29pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Was she hungry for romance? Yes, but it was all over in three minutes.

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130. At 1:30pm on 06 Nov 2008, Kudosless wrote:

It's Me-shell, Obama

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131. At 1:30pm on 06 Nov 2008, Leroyrampa23 wrote:
Dangerous? Up here? It's as safe as houses...

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132. At 1:32pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Humpty blows his yolk out with imaginary shotgun.

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133. At 1:33pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Barrack Obama's staff prepare themselves for the oval office

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134. At 1:34pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Johnny," she said, "try and be a good egg." And that's how it all started really.

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135. At 1:34pm on 06 Nov 2008, earthhedgehog wrote:
The Americans' welcoming party were a little too literal when Russell Brand said a hot young chick would get him really eggcited about arriving in the USA

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136. At 1:35pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Just give me two and a half minutes and I'll be done.

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137. At 1:37pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Alright, who took the ladder?

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138. At 1:37pm on 06 Nov 2008, seanrichards wrote:
Dubya had been told that including eggsistentialism in his speeches would catapault him to the top of the After Dinner Speakers circuit.

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139. At 1:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Bush reveals exit strategy

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140. At 1:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, rachiebelle wrote:
when financiers predicted the second wall street crash, this wasnt exactly what they had in mind...

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141. At 1:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Enough to bring tears to eye of any Mother..

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142. At 1:41pm on 06 Nov 2008, Ravonski wrote:
NASA holds its breath as their latest launch counts down to when the laxatives kick in.

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143. At 1:42pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Humpty Dumpty has cold feet over tomorrow's gay marriage to Mr Chips from Catchphrase.

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144. At 1:46pm on 06 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
Definitely a Scotch egg.

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145. At 1:47pm on 06 Nov 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
"Condaleeza and Dick both said it would help my image to live in posterarity..."

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146. At 1:47pm on 06 Nov 2008, Eregol wrote:
And he had so wished to not end up with egg on his face.

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147. At 1:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Having had a great Fall, Humpty was now looking forward to a wonderful Spring.

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148. At 1:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, u_dakka wrote:
Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your arrears.

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149. At 1:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Secret Service agents blend inconspicuously into the background at President Obama' inauguration.

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150. At 1:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, BillAtWork wrote:
Dubyah's new book promotion tour: "From Oval Office to Oval Outfit"

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151. At 1:53pm on 06 Nov 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Say, who took my champagne?

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152. At 1:56pm on 06 Nov 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
Now I know what a man has to do to get laid around here!

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153. At 1:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
"On weekends I am the Walrus"

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154. At 1:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
This gig is not all it's cracked up to be

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155. At 2:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Hey, who stole my guitar?

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156. At 2:01pm on 06 Nov 2008, demitbtbtb wrote:
maybe a short term solution to the housing shortage?

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157. At 2:03pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I knew I forgot something, we need to add eggs to the shopping list

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158. At 2:04pm on 06 Nov 2008, vcm1967a wrote:
"The owl of ignorance lays the egg of pride"

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159. At 2:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
I, Egg!

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160. At 2:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Hammin' Egg

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161. At 2:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Oh, no. I need a wee

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162. At 2:06pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Egotistical? No, but this suit is tight!

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163. At 2:06pm on 06 Nov 2008, apolitical_animal wrote:
George W Bush begins his new life as an after-dinner speaker

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164. At 2:07pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Dubya had already planned his next career move

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165. At 2:07pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Why am I always the fall guy?

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166. At 2:07pm on 06 Nov 2008, chappers009 wrote:
With a surname like Dumpty, why oh why did mum and dad call me Humpty!

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167. At 2:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
NYPD's newest recruit to undercover work attempted to blend in

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168. At 2:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, boredombuster wrote:
Why can't I marry a Faberge? Isn't equality for everyone now?

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169. At 2:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
"this isn't what I had in mind when I applied for a job on Wall Street"

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170. At 2:11pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Humpty voiced his concerns over the lack of commitment the King's Men had shown to the project

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171. At 2:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Once again Dubya misinterpreted his aide's advice over playing hard ball

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172. At 2:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
You've got face on your egg

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173. At 2:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
"Do you remember me? I used to be Commander Data from Star Trek"

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174. At 2:19pm on 06 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Auditions for the stage version of Hard Boiled got off to an ill-informed start

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175. At 2:19pm on 06 Nov 2008, Peneloppy wrote:
"To be, or not to be, that eggs the question"

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176. At 2:20pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
McCain blamed him for the advice to choose Palin as running mate, and he was worried that he was being made the fall guy...

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177. At 2:22pm on 06 Nov 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Bystanders accused of egging Humpty on to jump

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178. At 2:24pm on 06 Nov 2008, smurph106 wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?

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179. At 2:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
It gets worse, I have shingles..

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180. At 2:28pm on 06 Nov 2008, gparsons wrote:
Eggonomic Instability

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181. At 2:35pm on 06 Nov 2008, Restart wrote:
Sex and the City new movie, it's not what it's cracked up to be.

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182. At 2:37pm on 06 Nov 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
Lord Andrew insisted that if "Goo goo ga joob" didn't win us the Eurovision, nothing would.

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183. At 2:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Would it be too rich to say this competition is dumpting down?

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184. At 2:41pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Tattoos? Yes, I have a Best Before 04/11/2008 on my a***

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185. At 2:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
I normally commute by spoon

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186. At 2:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
So, you don't like egg on your sub-of-the-day?

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187. At 2:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Egg's hammin'

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188. At 2:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Yolk-o, Oh No

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189. At 2:47pm on 06 Nov 2008, Moggye wrote:
And I still say the old yolks are the best

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190. At 2:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
Will there be a crackdown on new laid egg yolks?

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191. At 2:50pm on 06 Nov 2008, ohblogit wrote:
So there I was in the palm of GOD - Tony Blair - whilst he was at the range talking to Gordon Brown about the role of Prime Minister. As he tossed me in the air he said to Gordon "It's like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire!"

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192. At 2:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Anticipating a McCain victory, George had worked out an elaborate "egg and chips" joke.

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193. At 2:53pm on 06 Nov 2008, Kershew wrote:
As George Bush settled into his new job, he began to realise that the soldiers they said he'd have weren't the kind he was used to.

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194. At 2:54pm on 06 Nov 2008, fahlin wrote:
Obama - " This is Michelle"

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195. At 2:58pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Since becoming an ex-president, George had begun to retreat into his shell.

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196. At 3:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
When Humpty fell off the wall all that happened was he got a bruised eggo

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197. At 3:01pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
I'm an Egg-lishman in New York

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198. At 3:01pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
After the inevitable fall, calls were made for soldiers to come in and clean up the mess; Wholemeal ones preferably as they're much more tasty.

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199. At 3:01pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
New advert for relief from trapped wind is branded distasteful

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200. At 3:03pm on 06 Nov 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
The one showbiz hopeful Russell Brand hadn't laid.

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201. At 3:04pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
George stopped for a rest on his way to the Full English Breakfast fancy dress ball

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202. At 3:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, daverodney wrote:
You wouldn't believe how much I had to shell out for this outfit!

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203. At 3:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
He was determined to finish the New York marathon, however long it took

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204. At 3:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, adamroot1 wrote:
I said I wanted to look smart E.G in a bow tie, NOT egg in a bow tie!

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205. At 3:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, yapparister wrote:
Don't vote for me because I represent whites - I represent all you yolks!

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206. At 3:10pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
No sooner had he stopped to rest than he saw a giant teaspoon hurtling towards his head

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207. At 3:15pm on 06 Nov 2008, yapparister wrote:
Cogito eggo sum

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208. At 3:16pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
The Sun had to find some picture to accompany its headline of “Egg on McCain’s Face”

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209. At 3:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Work had been scarce for Humpty since the Playschool days

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210. At 3:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Christmas had come early to New York with the appearance of this Carroll singer

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211. At 3:19pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
"Thanks to the credit crunch I've had to downsize from a Bench back to a Wall again"

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212. At 3:20pm on 06 Nov 2008, gparsons wrote:
Now there's no letters today so tomorrow must be... FRY DAY!

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213. At 3:20pm on 06 Nov 2008, yapparister wrote:
Felicity couldn't put her finger on it, but there was something about the egg that suggested it wasn't from a free-range organic hen.

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214. At 3:20pm on 06 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"DON'T PUSH..."

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215. At 3:20pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
I used to be a lawyer, so this is legally-binding

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216. At 3:22pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Humpty-Dumpty was off to meet the outgoing President, Georgie-Porgie

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217. At 3:23pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
To sit on a wall in that delicate state Humpty-Dumpty must be a numpty

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218. At 3:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, lestmak wrote:
Credit brunch?

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219. At 3:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Finally some real evidence that there is a Giant Man-Hen roaming the streets of New York.

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220. At 3:27pm on 06 Nov 2008, Derogible wrote:
The only fall guy for the whole of Wall Street.

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221. At 3:32pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
The bizarre egg man creature was discovered late last night...it's creator is rumored to be a crazed former British Tennis player.

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222. At 3:38pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
It was the last time Harry would let his girlfriend pick his costume for him

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223. At 3:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Eggy Homo : Behold the Egg Man

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224. At 3:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, throbgusset wrote:
I've got a cracking headache!

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225. At 3:41pm on 06 Nov 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
See where my inflated egg-o got me?

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226. At 3:41pm on 06 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Stag night pranks get considerably more imaginitive in New York

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227. At 3:42pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Happy Hollandaise, Everyone!

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228. At 3:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
What's da matter wit' you?
You never seen a guy enjoy his cawfee dressed as a egg up here on this wall before? Quit starin' and beat it!

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229. At 3:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Human fertilisation experiment goes horribly wrong.

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230. At 3:48pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Sorry, Nigella, but this is the only way American television chiefs are going to allow you to appear in their cookery programmes

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231. At 3:49pm on 06 Nov 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
Tony nearly fell over backwards when all the kings horses and all the kings men came charging at him armed with teaspoons!

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232. At 3:50pm on 06 Nov 2008, throbgusset wrote:
This is what happens when you eat GM chicken

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233. At 3:50pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Man arrested for cracking one off in public.

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234. At 3:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, babybrightonbelle wrote:
Chanel pays tribute to the world of nursery rhymes and the obesity crisis with - the "eggsuit"

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235. At 3:54pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Its so humiliating. I told you tartan and stripes clash with each other

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236. At 3:54pm on 06 Nov 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Credit Crunch causes Hershey's to start Easter promotion early

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237. At 3:56pm on 06 Nov 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Ground-breaking scientific experiment in NYC spawns brand new lifeform, developed by combining DNA samples from Andy Pandy and Al Murray!

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238. At 4:02pm on 06 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Delia's ready meals now come as a take away.

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239. At 4:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, virtualIkon wrote:
George Bush denies accusations of political eggstremisim.

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240. At 4:10pm on 06 Nov 2008, OpinionClaire wrote:
So they sent the presidents men?

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241. At 4:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:
What a relief the king sent his repair men this time round. The horses he sent last time just weren't up to the job.

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242. At 4:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, 55miner wrote:
Less the wise cracks!

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243. At 4:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
He’d given him the slip this time, but he knew it was only a matter of time before Gordon Ramsey returned with a bigger ******* pan..

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244. At 4:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, jmarkh wrote:
A year after leaving office, life without soldiers had hit President Bush hard.

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245. At 4:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Nobody expected "Sex and the City 2 : the Pantomime"

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246. At 4:27pm on 06 Nov 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
For this Halloween Michael Myers adopts a new strategy.

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247. At 4:31pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
The cut in interest rates had come a tad too late for this CEO

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248. At 4:33pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Ripley had peered too closely into the egg this time

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249. At 4:35pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
The Commander-in-Chief rambles on about the SAS being sent inadequate equipment

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250. At 4:36pm on 06 Nov 2008, throbgusset wrote:
Kevin Bacon in Eggs-Men

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251. At 4:36pm on 06 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
George W Bush was not happy with the way Annie Leibowitz had portrayed him

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252. At 4:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
Please give me some space - I'm pondering an egg-sitential question!

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253. At 4:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, Edwina Currie feels a little unwell.

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254. At 4:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
It was never like this back in Edwina Currie's day!!

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255. At 4:51pm on 06 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
All zeez 'orrible rosbif egg jolks. As a French I say, "un oeuf's enough!"

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256. At 4:54pm on 06 Nov 2008, KieranOx wrote:
As Marlon Brando impersonations go, it was certainly novel.

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257. At 5:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Good job the egg wasn't elected president, with tough decisions to make it was sure to turn out a chicken.

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258. At 5:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Just another Wall Street crash.

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259. At 5:05pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Egg donor admits to eating genetically modified food.

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260. At 5:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Egg arrested, Police having trouble grilling it.

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261. At 5:11pm on 06 Nov 2008, StroszekBassist wrote:
The CEO of the Humpty Dumpty Bank sat on a Wall Street and had a big fall.

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262. At 5:11pm on 06 Nov 2008, stigmondo wrote:
After yet another attempt to appeal to the younger generation, some clergy felt the Archbishop had gone a little to far with this dress code..

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263. At 5:13pm on 06 Nov 2008, discom8 wrote:
"I don't know", said all the King's men.

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264. At 5:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Being English, Humpty soon found out what the Americans call Autumn

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265. At 5:23pm on 06 Nov 2008, drguido wrote:
Worst public toilet ever!!

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266. At 5:33pm on 06 Nov 2008, ElleUSA wrote:
David Tennant finally admitted he was resigning over the new-look Daleks.

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267. At 6:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, lavaboarder wrote:
Eggoist Obama cruelly leaves humpty out of the white house team not wanting to put all his eggs in one basket

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268. At 6:21pm on 06 Nov 2008, GreenWyvern wrote:
The stock market crash is explained to pre-schoolers.

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269. At 6:28pm on 06 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
I was trying to be a little chic for Wall Street.

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270. At 7:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Egg Marketing Board cries foul at disasterous typo in reintroduction of slogan. Should not be 'Go to work IN an egg' head of marketing insists.

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271. At 7:54pm on 06 Nov 2008, Marshfoot wrote:
Look, I know you're in an unconfortable position, but could you at least *try* to smile while I take the photo?

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272. At 8:04pm on 06 Nov 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Bush set for huge fall.

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273. At 8:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Humpty Dumpty swallowed a numpty whilst sitting on the Wall.

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274. At 8:14pm on 06 Nov 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Humpty was beginning to wish he hadn't swallowed George whole.

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275. At 8:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
WELL, IF THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS WITH A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA.........

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276. At 8:18pm on 06 Nov 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY AS LOOK FAT?

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277. At 8:22pm on 06 Nov 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
Finally, that guy in the sperm costume stopped chasing me.

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278. At 8:24pm on 06 Nov 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
Its a long road to Hollywood, but we all have to start somewhere.

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279. At 8:25pm on 06 Nov 2008, sl4dude wrote:
Poor Robert Peston had become so unpopular during the Credit Crunch that he had taken on an elaborate disguise...

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280. At 8:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
281. At 8:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Er, lads, is this a good time to mention I suffer from vertigo?

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282. At 9:00pm on 06 Nov 2008, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Sperm's lawyers have just written asking for a clean break.

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283. At 9:15pm on 06 Nov 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"John McCririck looked oval in his new outfit."

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284. At 9:15pm on 06 Nov 2008, FrozenDreamer wrote:
I wasn't just sitting on a wall... I was screwing in a lightbulb at the same time!

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285. At 9:17pm on 06 Nov 2008, Rockahula wrote:
'This competition's just rubbish now you can see all the entries' thought Humpty, and he never entered it again.

The end.

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286. At 9:23pm on 06 Nov 2008, FrozenDreamer wrote:
Not to be defeated, McCain finds his own Oval office.

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287. At 9:38pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Humpty sits on wall again just for the crack.

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288. At 9:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, gordissimo wrote:
More Windeze NOW !

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289. At 9:42pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Humpty's cracking one off again.

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290. At 9:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Humpty re-enacts the last time he went poaching.

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291. At 9:52pm on 06 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
This is my nest egg, that and my 401K, what could possibly go wrong?

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292. At 10:08pm on 06 Nov 2008, QuarksnLeptons wrote:
McCain found getting a new job in a recession wasn't a problem.

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293. At 10:10pm on 06 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Humpty gestures his desire to be spooned.

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294. At 10:26pm on 06 Nov 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
I see the BBC's IT department have finally turned up for work..

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295. At 10:27pm on 06 Nov 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
John Prescott's MI5 body double finds new work as a children's entertainer..

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296. At 10:44pm on 06 Nov 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Having installed air bags in every crevice of their vehicles, Volvo turns their attention to the driver.

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297. At 11:09pm on 06 Nov 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
To be or not to be. That is the questaaaaaaahhhh..

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298. At 11:16pm on 06 Nov 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
It was an interesting experiment, but I preferred being a chicken.

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299. At 11:29pm on 06 Nov 2008, vickikim wrote:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Humpty Dumpty feels he is going down with something! uh...uuUHH..Ac!heww!!

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300. At 11:30pm on 06 Nov 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
So where did I come, in relation to the chicken?

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301. At 11:32pm on 06 Nov 2008, vickikim wrote:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Humpty Dumpty is all teary-eyed,
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
Couldn't put the Towers back together again.

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302. At 11:39pm on 06 Nov 2008, vickikim wrote:
"I could have been a vampire,
I could have been a Witch,
I could have been beetle juice or the grim reaper, but no I am an egg!"

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303. At 11:40pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
One for the photo albumen.

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304. At 11:42pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Vegans puzzled by guy proving all food has a face...

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305. At 11:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Cheshire Cat's stand in not up to scratch.

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306. At 11:43pm on 06 Nov 2008, vickikim wrote:
"I could have been a vampire,
I could have been a Witch,
I could have been beetle juice or the grim reaper, but no I am an egg!"

he looks down

..."with a big blue bow tie, legs much smaller then the rest of my body and a black cushion lodged underneath me to keep me from rolling forward."

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307. At 11:45pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"No way I am falling, I'm wearing a wing collar."

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308. At 11:46pm on 06 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"You say this balance has something to do with the Equinox and here I was thinking, it was all to do with an Eggwin..."

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309. At 11:47pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Whaddya mean, 'Walls have sausages'"?

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310. At 11:50pm on 06 Nov 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"There was a little man who had a widdle
gun,
And up the mountain he did run,
With a belly full of fat,
And a big tall hat,
and pancakes tied to his tiddley-um Bun...!"

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311. At 11:55pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Well," explained Humpty, "Hallowe'en does take place in the fall."

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312. At 11:57pm on 06 Nov 2008, vickikim wrote:
looks up for a long time absoutely still, then suddently falls into a song:

"I had a dream that you were in,
Oh leather jacket I loved you,
I didn't fit into your pocket,
as I split into two,

Half of you then turned into egg-goo,
And half of me latched onto you,
Under the summer moon,
Still with resemblances of me on you,

Oh, you leather jacket,
We were so indecisive
We hadn't really thought it through
'Cause we were so in love and,
And things like that don't happen."

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313. At 11:59pm on 06 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Mafia Don turns out to be a good egg.

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314. At 00:03am on 07 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"You should've been here 5 minutes ago, there were ten green bottles up here with me..."

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315. At 00:06am on 07 Nov 2008, vickikim wrote:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty feels he is going down with something! uh...uuUHH..Ac!heww!!

...wobble...wobble

"Oh Shoot!"

All the Bush's horses and all the Bush's men,
Could not put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

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316. At 00:13am on 07 Nov 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Mime in a jumpsuit.

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317. At 00:19am on 07 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
"With these new techniques I learned I think you'll find the Chicken will always come first..."

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318. At 00:27am on 07 Nov 2008, Vicky S wrote:
....THEN my agent said " Hamlet or Omelette - it's an easy mistake to make, darling."

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319. At 00:31am on 07 Nov 2008, Vicky S wrote:
I said "Does my bum look big......... oh never mind."

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320. At 00:32am on 07 Nov 2008, placey1 wrote:
Remembering how Sadam's presidency ended, George figured "disguisage" was probably a good idea.

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321. At 00:57am on 07 Nov 2008, Vicky S wrote:
I mustn't look down. I mustn't look down. I mustn't look down. I mustn't look down. I mustn't look down. I mustn't look down. I mustn't look.....

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322. At 02:11am on 07 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Until that fateful day HD had been a shoe-in for the Oval Office.

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323. At 02:28am on 07 Nov 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
The French simply could'nt get enough of this new free range eggsistentialism.

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324. At 02:38am on 07 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
There is not a fried egg of America...there is not a poached egg of America.......there is not a scrambled egg of America......there is not a boiled egg of America.......there is just the United Eggs of America!

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325. At 03:00am on 07 Nov 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
The serial shover of New York claims another victim following a serious assault upon Jack and Jill.

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326. At 05:17am on 07 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Scramble, men! I'm gonna fa a a a a a ll!

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327. At 05:44am on 07 Nov 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Shortly after this picture was taken Mr Dumpty passed away. Following his fall, all the king's horses and all the king's men were unable to assist him when they discovered his health insurance had lapsed and his credit cards were declined.

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328. At 05:46am on 07 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
The New Shell Suit Era.

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329. At 05:47am on 07 Nov 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
And here we see demonstrated the new business suit designed especially for investment bankers and hedge fund managers.

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330. At 05:51am on 07 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Happy Eggmass.

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331. At 05:51am on 07 Nov 2008, frigorifico wrote:
Humpty Dumpty discovered with crack, busted.

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332. At 05:53am on 07 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
I think he's past his "Best by" date.

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333. At 06:00am on 07 Nov 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Let me think. Is it credible to be eg-gnostic?

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334. At 08:07am on 07 Nov 2008, G0ng00zle wrote:
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible...

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335. At 08:12am on 07 Nov 2008, Jon_M_P wrote:
I have a Creme...

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336. At 08:21am on 07 Nov 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Worries that Father Christmas has let himself go over the last 11 months seem justified.

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337. At 08:38am on 07 Nov 2008, Geoff Brown wrote:
"He Barracked Obama but now, Mc. Cain, well he's had his chips!
Geoff Brown, Newcastle upon Tyne.

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338. At 08:41am on 07 Nov 2008, commanderfruitloop wrote:
An he jumped me from behind the wall with a crusty roll that was this big....

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339. At 08:42am on 07 Nov 2008, rahere wrote:
"I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'" Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't – till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"
"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument,'" Alice objected.
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master – that's all."
Alice was too much puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again.
"They've a temper, some of them – particularly verbs, they're the proudest – adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs – however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"
With thanks to Charles Lutwidge Dodgson.

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340. At 08:48am on 07 Nov 2008, NorthernPunk wrote:
A once investment banker, now blaming immigratants for his problems, joins the KKK with the best costume his money can buy.

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341. At 09:08am on 07 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
It was getting harder and harder to cause a stir at London Fashion week, as this little noticed show proved..

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342. At 09:12am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Silly Oeuf

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343. At 09:15am on 07 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
In the UK, I would have been thrown against a wall.

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344. At 09:15am on 07 Nov 2008, janeGarfield wrote:
Does my bum look big in this ?

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345. At 09:15am on 07 Nov 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
With visions of singing stardom, George records his own albumin.

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346. At 09:16am on 07 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
It was this or dressing up as 10,000 men

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347. At 09:17am on 07 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Where's the nearest Yoke shop?

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348. At 09:17am on 07 Nov 2008, janeGarfield wrote:
Air harp !

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349. At 09:19am on 07 Nov 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Laura's coming too, she's dressed as bacon

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350. At 09:20am on 07 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Anyone got any Deflatine?

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351. At 09:22am on 07 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Yes, it does look big in that.

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352. At 09:22am on 07 Nov 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Give me a wave Barack, I'm your number one flan

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353. At 09:24am on 07 Nov 2008, Kudosless wrote:

The next one's from my new albumen ...

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354. At 09:26am on 07 Nov 2008, Kudosless wrote:

Thanks to his cunning disguise, nobody realised that Rick Astley WAS present

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355. At 09:29am on 07 Nov 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
And this, my fellow Americans, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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356. At 09:29am on 07 Nov 2008, Kudosless wrote:

"Is it BECAUSE of the disguise?" Astley began to wonder about the RickRolling craze

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357. At 09:33am on 07 Nov 2008, fbxiii wrote:
I am warning you, I am almost at breaking point!

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358. At 09:33am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Must remember to return these pants back to Simon Cowell."

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359. At 09:36am on 07 Nov 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
C'mon Palin, give it your best shot. You couldn't hit an egg on a wall...

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360. At 09:41am on 07 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Kevin wondered why it was always his turn to buy the drinks.

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361. At 09:45am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty realised he didn't have medical insurance, was contravening Health and Safety regulations and looked like an ass so immediately got off the wall.

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362. At 09:46am on 07 Nov 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
President Bush looks for a novelty angle for his new career as an after dinner speaker...

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363. At 09:51am on 07 Nov 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Due to all the King's horses and all the King's men being deployed to Iraq, Humpty emergency cover passed to the Catering Corps.

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364. At 09:56am on 07 Nov 2008, lpoc2205 wrote:
Newton didn't say anything about eggs, did 'e?

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365. At 09:58am on 07 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
To be or not to be - Alternative Shakespeare Company do "Omelette" !!

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366. At 10:01am on 07 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Heavyweight Humpty reminisces about the days when he was a mere bantam

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367. At 10:01am on 07 Nov 2008, eattherich wrote:
Cost cutting BBC unveil new Doctor Who villain.

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368. At 10:03am on 07 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
John McCain reflects on what might have been!

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369. At 10:03am on 07 Nov 2008, Campbell_Stuart wrote:
George was looking forward to seeing his old pal Tony on the lucrative after dinner speech circuit, but knew he needed something extra to give him an edge.

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370. At 10:08am on 07 Nov 2008, phillymaus wrote:
"......we can have a wee wee, we can have a wet on the wall"

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371. At 10:16am on 07 Nov 2008, supasupermam wrote:
"Gosh - I'm boiling in this!......"

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372. At 10:17am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Hmmm...one-piece outfit, vertical stripes, oversized accessories. Everything Trinny and Susannah advised, but it still looks like I'm carrying a couple o' extra pounds."

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373. At 10:18am on 07 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
French nursery rhyme (please don't remove because it breaks the rules - it means "a little one of a little one"):

UN PETIT D'UN PETIT...

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374. At 10:20am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Darn it...of all the things to forget - a zip!"

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375. At 10:21am on 07 Nov 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Well the story is an allegory for the bloated, white capitalist brought down by greed and hubris, and the failure of a militaristic culture to remedy the situation. Or, don't put basically round objects high up on a flat, narrow surface.

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376. At 10:30am on 07 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Human Fertilisation & Embryology Authority reconsiders its approval of hybrid fertility treatment process.

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377. At 10:36am on 07 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
"you should have seen the thing that laid me"

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378. At 10:41am on 07 Nov 2008, Cracovian wrote:
The Republican campaign's mascot fails to hide the writing on the wall.

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379. At 10:43am on 07 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
John Major ejected from Edwina Currie fancy dress birthday celebration.

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380. At 10:44am on 07 Nov 2008, hymanroth wrote:
Having read n.19 (vespari) there is really no point entering the competition this week

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381. At 10:45am on 07 Nov 2008, roidsy wrote:
Well I was going to make a cracking comment about him being a bit of an egghead, but that would have just left me with egg on my face :)

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382. At 10:45am on 07 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
McMuffin Man proved less successful than Ronald and the Hamburglar.

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383. At 10:50am on 07 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Food Standards Agency announce new campaign to raise public awareness of side effects of battery farmed eggs.

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384. At 10:55am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Yeh...the sun is shining, a new president elected, celebrations all over town. I gotta feelin' this is gonna be a great day."

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385. At 11:00am on 07 Nov 2008, Skiron wrote:
President Bush shows off his 'leaving office' suit, which was designed to reflect his 8 years in power.

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386. At 11:00am on 07 Nov 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Bambi? No, not seen him.. burp..

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387. At 11:03am on 07 Nov 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"My fellow Americans, I am a numpty...erm...is that right? Who wrote this speech?!"

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388. At 11:07am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Wall Street Replaces Charging Bull Statue.

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389. At 11:08am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Wall Street Replaces Charging Bull Sculpture

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390. At 11:08am on 07 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
Erstwhile US Civil Rights campaigner:

"We did not land on Plymouth Rock; Plymouth rock landed on us!"

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391. At 11:10am on 07 Nov 2008, jellyba wrote:
George W finds his niche at last

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392. At 11:12am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Worrying times ahead as Gordon Brown forecasts long-term stability for Humpty.

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393. At 11:12am on 07 Nov 2008, nickson1 wrote:
Marcel Marceau's reincarnation was putting an intolerable strain on his repertoire.

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394. At 11:18am on 07 Nov 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Dubya was not sure about this part of the Presidential handover, but white house staff assured him dress rehearsals were going well.

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395. At 11:23am on 07 Nov 2008, jellyba wrote:
Cravat ok it's a cravat

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396. At 11:24am on 07 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Sarah Palin wistful about choices made by $150,000 image consultancy.

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397. At 11:24am on 07 Nov 2008, jellyba wrote:
All the King's men and all the King's horses are tied up in Iraq

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398. At 11:25am on 07 Nov 2008, teazeldad wrote:
I am NOT over easy, and i'm staying up here till those soldiers have passed!

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399. At 11:25am on 07 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
Even Malcolm Eggs jumped on the Obama bandwagon

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400. At 11:26am on 07 Nov 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Humpty admits to being the brother of Wall Steet fraudster Pumpty Dumpty.

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401. At 11:27am on 07 Nov 2008, jellyba wrote:
As I said to Larry at the Old Vic...

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402. At 11:27am on 07 Nov 2008, jellyba wrote:
Hides the obesity

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403. At 11:28am on 07 Nov 2008, SideshowCecil wrote:
Seconds before the fall someone had mentioned the Scotch-Egg play and someone else shouted "Break an Egg"

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404. At 11:28am on 07 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
I don't care who he's supposed to be - une oeuf is enough!

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405. At 11:28am on 07 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
Re: 390 (for numpties)

Malcom Eggs.

More new movies:

"Last Eggsit in Brooklyn"

"A Day in the Death of Joke Egg".

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406. At 11:29am on 07 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
"Just one cornetto ...."

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407. At 11:30am on 07 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
Some people can't take a yolk!

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408. At 11:30am on 07 Nov 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Never gonna fry you up,
never gonna sunny-side down,
never gonna scramble around,
and dessert you.

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409. At 11:31am on 07 Nov 2008, bmerren wrote:
The air-guitar playing egg would release an albumen for Christmas

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410. At 11:35am on 07 Nov 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"That new costume shop guy just doesn't understand", exclaimed Mr Benn.

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411. At 11:36am on 07 Nov 2008, StoneyMast wrote:
Fall! Nah, I'm as safe as houses up here.

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412. At 11:36am on 07 Nov 2008, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
At a Press Conference in New York, Mervyn King confirms unprecedented interest rate reduction was a well considered strategic decision and not due to some aberration by the Monetary Policy Committee.

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413. At 11:38am on 07 Nov 2008, classic_mini_driver wrote:
One of the LAY-man brothers gets the push.

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414. At 11:46am on 07 Nov 2008, thenumberten wrote:
Jeff took casual friday a bit too far this week

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415. At 11:47am on 07 Nov 2008, clarkus4020 wrote:
In a remarkable development of a new high speed film, we find captured, that 1/10,000th of a second, that we often suspected, but were never able to prove before. Scientists are now referring to it as the Flatulence Actual Reaction Time.

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416. At 11:52am on 07 Nov 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
Humpty realised with increasing dread that he could not remember the sign language for ' help, I need a loo break'.

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417. At 11:55am on 07 Nov 2008, HEED3625 wrote:
Ferns gastric band snaps with tragic consequences!

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418. At 11:57am on 07 Nov 2008, puadude wrote:
Meanwhile on Wall Street, Humpty describes to passing New Yorkers how well endowed he is.

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419. At 12:01pm on 07 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
On one hand we've got the Global Economy issue, and on the other, four fingers and a thumb!

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420. At 12:01pm on 07 Nov 2008, bizarreAllegra wrote:
Georgie Dubya sat on a wall,
Georgie Dubya had a great fall.
All the President’s horses and
All the President’s men
(Who can indeed be counted on the fingers of one hand, Georgie)
Will never put Georgie together again.

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421. At 12:02pm on 07 Nov 2008, bizarreAllegra wrote:
Georgie Dubya sat on a wall,
Georgie Dubya had a great fall.
All the President's horses and
All the President's men
(Who can indeed be counted on the fingers of one hand, Georgie)
Will never put Georgie together again.

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422. At 12:02pm on 07 Nov 2008, ADasein wrote:
To misquote Mr Woodhouse ("Emma"):

"An egg gone soft is most unwholesome".

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423. At 12:08pm on 07 Nov 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
In the land of opportunity, Humpty Dumpty, running mate of Georgie Porgie, takes a well-earned rest during the American Presidential Election 2013.

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424. At 12:08pm on 07 Nov 2008, lux_girl wrote:
George W Bush tried in vain to explain to Barack Obama the national importance of "Nursery Rhyme Tuesdays" at the White House

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425. At 12:11pm on 07 Nov 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
With only 74 days left to go George really let himself go

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426. At 12:11pm on 07 Nov 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
One of those Immodium moments.

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427. At 12:12pm on 07 Nov 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
After being left with "egg on her face", a suitable outfit is found for Sarah Palin.

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428. At 12:15pm on 07 Nov 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
After scrutinising the 2000 ballot papers from Florida, the authorities finally identify exactly who did vote for George W Bush.

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429. At 12:20pm on 07 Nov 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
It was indeed a cunning plan; by dressing as an egg and hiding in the pantry George would NEVER have to leave the White House

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430. At 12:27pm on 07 Nov 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
He was sure he came first

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431. At 12:28pm on 07 Nov 2008, rego77660 wrote:
Who jumped? It was the other fella - I'm chicken!!

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432. At 12:28pm on 07 Nov 2008, Rossinny wrote:
George Bush demanded to have the economic situation explained to him in a way he could understand

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