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• 1. At 12:47pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  BBC unveil Russell Brand's replacement

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• 2. At 12:48pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  When he said who he was I thought he’d been hired to press my clothes

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• 3. At 12:48pm on 30 Oct 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:

  Top Gear's Stig finally revealed

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• 4. At 12:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:

  Iron Man would like to point out that he has no association what-so-ever with the shop

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• 5. At 12:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  Stephen Fry assimilated by the Borg!

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• 6. At 12:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  OK, OK, so you don’t want to share?

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• 7. At 12:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:

  Iron Man is obviously not from Nantucket.

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• 8. At 12:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  No, no. I asked for an ironING man. Someone to do the ironing for me. Mind you he is well built...

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• 9. At 12:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:

  Well, he doesn't look like much of a tipper to me

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• 10. At 12:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Mark Thompson arrives well prepared for the meeting with the BBC Trust

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• 11. At 12:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:

  It doesn't do to mix iron supplements with steroids, mate

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• 12. At 12:52pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:

  Superman, Spiderman, the Incredible Hulk, I've 'ad 'em all in the back of me cab, mate

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• 13. At 12:52pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  "You weporters have got the wong man - I am not Wussell Bwand."

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• 14. At 12:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  taxi.....dermy

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• 15. At 12:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:

  I aint going south of the Universe this time of night, Guv

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• 16. At 12:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:

  "...and apart from the sticky-backed plastic, you'll need one of these London taxis to make your very own Blue Peter Iron Man."

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• 17. At 12:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:

  The outfit counts as luggage, and that's extra, mate

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• 18. At 12:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:

  If you're a superhero, Guv, why can't you fly?

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• 19. At 12:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:

  Take me to Oleg's boat, I'll show Mandelson how you REALLY solicit £50,000 for your political party!!

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• 20. At 12:55pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  That Robert Downey Jr. suit was real tight!

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• 21. At 12:56pm on 30 Oct 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:

  How odd - I just Googled 'Denis Thatcher'

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• 22. At 12:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  And introducing,should he be elected,John McCain's Secretary of Defence.

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• 23. At 12:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tom-K-Hawkey wrote:

  The British remake of Transformers had decidedly less impressive "transforming" than the American version

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• 24. At 12:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:

  Superman decided he'd stick to changing in telephone kiosks in future

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• 25. At 12:58pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  The best things in life are Fe

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• 26. At 12:59pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Iron Man decides it's time to go back to the drawing board with his rapid transport leg attachment

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• 27. At 1:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:

  Never mind the man in a can - why would thye call a pub "Assblower"?

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• 28. At 1:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Michael Jackson unveils his latest plastic surgery

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• 29. At 1:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  OK, which joker put super glue on my left foot?

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• 30. At 1:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:

  If you're called Robert Downey, shouldn't you be all covered in feathers?

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• 31. At 1:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Iron Man admitted feeling a bit rusty when it came to dating

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• 32. At 1:04pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  In God we rust

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• 33. At 1:04pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  Trying to find a toilet? Actually, I'm trying to find a can-opener first.

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• 34. At 1:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Stan Lee tries a new tack at sneaking into the next Marvel movie unnoticed

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• 35. At 1:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:

  Health and Safety decree that all passengers must now wear suitable safety equipment until the TX4 problems are resolved.

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• 36. At 1:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  Iron Man was real happy with his all-weather skateboard.

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• 37. At 1:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  You think it's hard getting a cab this time of night? Just wait until security at Heathrow get a load of you, mate.

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• 38. At 1:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  It's OK, Osama, I've just eaten Sarah Palin

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• 39. At 1:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:

  Remember kids, it's not wise to drink and fly.

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• 40. At 1:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  These London cabs make great skateboards

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• 41. At 1:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, justfor wrote:

  Iron Man's intended message had been blown when the cab stopped short.

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• 42. At 1:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  What do you mean I'm over gross weight for the cab?

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• 43. At 1:09pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Philadelphia police hire extra security for World Series celebrations

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• 44. At 1:10pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  It's OK, Obama, I've just eaten Sarah Palin

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• 45. At 1:11pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  He dreaded magnetic personalities

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• 46. At 1:11pm on 30 Oct 2008, hippogriff9 wrote:

  Have you got any WD-40? I can't get this thing off my foot.

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• 47. At 1:11pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  Iron Man was not impressed with the leg-room.

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• 48. At 1:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Are you Sarah Palin?

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• 49. At 1:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, $$$--pacman--$$$ wrote:

  Iron man reflected on his super-powered beer goggles.
  
  "It looked like the Batmobile when I got in...."

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• 50. At 1:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:

  What do you mean the party's not till Saturday??

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• 51. At 1:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:

  And then he was sick all over the back of me cab. There were iron filings everywhere.

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• 52. At 1:14pm on 30 Oct 2008, hippogriff9 wrote:

  I don't think much of my new 'travel shoe'.

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• 53. At 1:14pm on 30 Oct 2008, excellentmad_hatter wrote:

  Stare at the Monitor waiting for Thursday's letters to arrive, then shave - what do you look like?

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• 54. At 1:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, hippogriff9 wrote:

  You want this parked closer to the curb? Hang on....nnNRGHH

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• 55. At 1:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Well oiled

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• 56. At 1:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Blame the Hackney Cab Regulations of 1822, Guv. Every taxi must carry a bale of hay and a superhero.

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• 57. At 1:16pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Miserable-looking devil I 'ad in the back of me cab last night

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• 58. At 1:17pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  I'm sorry, Mr. Stringfellow, but you're going to have to put some clothes on.

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• 59. At 1:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  Barry soon realised that his paparazzi days were over.

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• 60. At 1:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, justfor wrote:

  Nigel, dressed as Iron Man, realised his mistake when he arrived for the 'Man of Steel' competition.

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• 61. At 1:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  It was an embarrassing moment for Boris Johnson, when his skin got caught on a seat as he tried to get out of the cab

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• 62. At 1:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, redbyname wrote:

  Yeah, I know Superman uses phone booths, but they're too cramped to use to change into THIS.

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• 63. At 1:19pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Don't worry, driver, I'll sort this out with that traffic warden

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• 64. At 1:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:

  Actually darling, I think they said the fancy dress theme was 'amour'..

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• 65. At 1:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  Iron Man: I don't know where I put my wallet.......would you mind getting this?

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• 66. At 1:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Sure she had a magnetic personality, but she was after all a water sign.

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• 67. At 1:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:

  "hmm well that's a first, they usually keep on driving"

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• 68. At 1:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, Guineapigpaul wrote:

  You're not going to believe this, but I think I left my wallet in the Mk II suit.

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• 69. At 1:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, modernacrylic wrote:

  Red light indicates doors are secure.

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• 70. At 1:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:

  I, Robert.

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• 71. At 1:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  'Course I remembers 'im when 'e was just plain Mr. Chaplin

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• 72. At 1:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:

  The Brave New World of congestion charge enforcement.

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• 73. At 1:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, delminister wrote:

  its the financial cuts it seems even iron man can no longer afford fuel for his repulsor jets.
  we can only marvel at his ingenious and steatlthy method of creeping up on his enemies, go iron man go.

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• 74. At 1:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  Fuel costs cool Iron Man's jets!

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• 75. At 1:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  And step on it. I have a pressing engagement.

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• 76. At 1:24pm on 30 Oct 2008, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:

  The court ruled that Russell Brand had to wear a "chastity suit"

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• 77. At 1:24pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Is this the place for the Doctor Who auditions?

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• 78. At 1:25pm on 30 Oct 2008, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:

  Fans of the original were not pleased by the remake of Taxi Driver

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• 79. At 1:26pm on 30 Oct 2008, $$$--pacman--$$$ wrote:

  This year Maureen was determined to hold her own in the Christmas sales rush.

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• 80. At 1:26pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:

  Things were about to turn ugly at the annual cake baking competition when the contestant placed fourth turned up..

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• 81. At 1:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Iron Man II: The Curse of the Killer Cabs

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• 82. At 1:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:

  I'm you're worst nightmare, also I can knit..

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• 83. At 1:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  And step on it, driver. I should just have time to get my make-up on before "The Weakest Link."

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• 84. At 1:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Black Friday bargain hunting was going to be tough, but Carol was up to the challenge

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• 85. At 1:29pm on 30 Oct 2008, modernacrylic wrote:

  To ensure victory Lewis Hamilton was going to try something a little bit different.

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• 86. At 1:30pm on 30 Oct 2008, $$$--pacman--$$$ wrote:

  Does my bum look big in this?

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• 87. At 1:30pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Cab Man and Iron Man insist they're "just good friends"

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• 88. At 1:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:

  You put your left leg in, left leg out, in, out.....

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• 89. At 1:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Not exactly what we meant by winning the Iron Man competition, Gary

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• 90. At 1:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  Russian aluminium magnate 'not attracted' to Iron Man.

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• 91. At 1:32pm on 30 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:

  Excuse me but I've just let one go in this suit and I need some air.

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• 92. At 1:32pm on 30 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:

  Chafing? Don't talk to me about chafing!

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• 93. At 1:32pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:

  The Bullingdon Club were going to take no chances of their annual photo coming back to haunt them this time..

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• 94. At 1:33pm on 30 Oct 2008, cheroyce wrote:

  Iron Man's suit required a radical redesign when Robert Downey Jr's stubbed toe started to swell....

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• 95. At 1:36pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  The influx of scrap dealers in the neighbourhood made walking back late at night from the pub impossible

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• 96. At 1:36pm on 30 Oct 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:

  You'd have a high voice too if your crotch was wrapped in kevlar!

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• 97. At 1:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "I want your clothes, your boots and your TX4"

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• 98. At 1:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  Ferrous Blower's Big Day Out.

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• 99. At 1:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, TheMightyAwk wrote:

  Johnathon Ross takes a few precautions before his meeting with the BBC.

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• 100. At 1:38pm on 30 Oct 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:

  "Luke, I am your Godfather."

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• 101. At 1:38pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dicky_Davis wrote:

  I've heard these cabs catch fire mate, so I've donned me protective suit !

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• 102. At 1:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Radium Man, Strontium Man ... yeah, I've had all the elements in the back of me cab, Guv

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• 103. At 1:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  "And keep the change...of clothes."

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• 104. At 1:40pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  Magneto hides in the engine...

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• 105. At 1:41pm on 30 Oct 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:

  "Press the button on my chest and I transform into a turkey baster..."

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• 106. At 1:43pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  Jonathan Ross was bracing himself for a stiff talking to from the board.....

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• 107. At 1:43pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Perhaps Boris Johnson was taking the crime of spitting in cabs too seriously

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• 108. At 1:44pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  With all the metal theft in the news, Iron man is now 25% plastic.

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• 109. At 1:45pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Finding someone to replace Des O'Connor on Countdown had been more diifficult than the television chiefs had expected

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• 110. At 1:45pm on 30 Oct 2008, jennywrennyroodle wrote:

  "To infinity and beyond you say?" Well OK but it'll cost you an arm and a leg mate...

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• 111. At 1:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  The BBC Magazine Monitor starts to get tough with its reactive moderating

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• 112. At 1:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  If you come any closer with that camera I'm considering breaking all three Laws of Robotics and performing the first Nikon implant without anaesthesia.

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• 113. At 1:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "Honey, He couldn't pay the fare, so he's offered to come and clean the house for a month..."

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• 114. At 1:47pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  Iron man makes his escape after the magnetic attraction of his girlfriend got too strong.

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• 115. At 1:47pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  Britney was taking no chances THIS time she stepped out of a car....

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• 116. At 1:47pm on 30 Oct 2008, PennyDrop wrote:

  With the GL obscured, Iron Man felt he had to rise to the occasion outsite the Glassblower Pub.

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• 117. At 1:48pm on 30 Oct 2008, Ballanardo wrote:

  Iron man had never expected his natural magnetism to prove a liability...until he still hadn't exited by the cab by 2:00am.

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• 118. At 1:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  Angel of the North finds love at last

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• 119. At 1:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  Robocop had never seen the bar scene in Police Academy

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• 120. At 1:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:

  Hi, you must be Mr Bangles. The party's started, and the children are getting a little impatient, but I see you've come prepared..

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• 121. At 1:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  Yesterday he was six metres of railway track in Birmingham.

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• 122. At 1:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:

  Fred's suspicions about what lay in that mysterious land known as "South Of The River" were aroused still further by this strange new passenger.

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• 123. At 1:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  "Iron Man scan 180 degrees:
  
  Wetherspoon.... Sky TV Shown Here....2-for-1 on Alcopops....
  
  Iron Man back in taxi."

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• 124. At 1:52pm on 30 Oct 2008, morias wrote:

  Gok Wan's influence as the new Doctor has helped one cyberman resolve his issues.

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• 125. At 1:52pm on 30 Oct 2008, U13663182 wrote:

  Sorry I'm late mate.. my knowledge is a bit rusty..

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• 126. At 1:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Yeah, Guy's are going to give me a nice new prosthetic limb made of flesh

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• 127. At 1:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, $$$--pacman--$$$ wrote:

  yeah, last time I went out in the rain I was rusted up for a week. Drawback of being Iron Man I suppose.........but "Aluminium Man" just didn't have the same ring........

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• 128. At 1:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  Lady you gotta strike while the Irons hot.

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• 129. At 1:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, AlexS24 wrote:

  Following his suspension, Jonathon Ross takes no risks in protecting both himself and his job.

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• 130. At 1:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  Er.. you wouldn't have a set of allen keys and a torque wrench on you by any chance?

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• 131. At 1:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, morias wrote:

  Harry arrives with protection to receive the keys to the city of Portsmouth.

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• 132. At 1:55pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  Whoever ordered the stripper for the hen party was in for a LONG night...

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• 133. At 1:56pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  Sorry lads I've been on the Iron bru again.

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• 134. At 1:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  For God's sake don't let David Icke see you like this.

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• 135. At 1:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, NEPTUNEMIKE wrote:

  Ok Russell see if you can put your foot in it now !!

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• 136. At 1:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:

  Apart from the dubious attachment to his left leg, his suit looked spectacular

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• 137. At 1:58pm on 30 Oct 2008, chris2158 wrote:

  The credit crunch and rise in rocket fuel costs meant Iron Man had to use a cheaper and less impressive way to get to the bad guys

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• 138. At 1:58pm on 30 Oct 2008, JohnMayer1234 wrote:

  Steve is confident no-one will recognise him getting dropped off at 'Blower'

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• 139. At 1:59pm on 30 Oct 2008, superpap wrote:

  Cabbie reveals new measure to combat fare dodgers!

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• 140. At 2:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "Scanning area-beer gut-check. Dodgy tash-check. Ability to talk the hind legs off a donkey..ok lets go"

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• 141. At 2:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, superpap wrote:

  Tory MP at last admits connection with Russian metals magnate

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• 142. At 2:01pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  Aargh cannot.. lift.. leg off this manhole cover.....

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• 143. At 2:01pm on 30 Oct 2008, Hordak2217 wrote:

  The Metropolitan Police's new range of Riot Gear was thought to be a bit excessive...

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• 144. At 2:01pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  "Hey Good Looking, you sure got a nice boot and great bumpers. How about we meet up again some time..."
  
  

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• 145. At 2:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, blogbuster wrote:

  Take me to the scrap dancing club in soho where all the cybermen from doctor who go. Oh, and stop on the way at a hardware store, I need some magnets...

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• 146. At 2:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  All the Cockney cabbies could be heard singing "Any Old Iron Man"

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• 147. At 2:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  After being accused of many crimes, He proves to have a cast iron alibi

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• 148. At 2:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  Tony Stark? I thought they'd said I'd be driving Cherie Blair.

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• 149. At 2:04pm on 30 Oct 2008, superpap wrote:

  OK whats the address to delive this cab to? Its going to be on the meter!

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• 150. At 2:04pm on 30 Oct 2008, blogbuster wrote:

  Under this suit I'm Stark-naked

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• 151. At 2:04pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  He stepped out of a taxi when his heart stood still,
  Da doo I-ron ron, Da doo I-ron,
  He had no trouser pockets, couldn't pay the bill,
  Da doo I-ron ron, Da doo I-ron,
  
  Yeah his heart stood still,
  Outside a pub in Picadill,
  So now he's walking home,
  Da doo I-ron ron, Da doo I-ron.

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• 152. At 2:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:

  Avenger shows his mettle.

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• 153. At 2:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  The unveiling of the London 2012 mascot draws a mixed response.

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• 154. At 2:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, JohnMayer1234 wrote:

  Andrew Sachs has decided to get his revenge

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• 155. At 2:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, Hordak2217 wrote:

  "Dammit, am I late for the Iron Man premiere?"

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• 156. At 2:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  "Michael Jackson was right - his pigmentation is caused by heavy metal."

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• 157. At 2:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, Hordak2217 wrote:

  After months of hard work on his costume, Doug was soon gutted to find out the Halloween party WASN'T fancy dress...

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• 158. At 2:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, NDM-CAM wrote:

  After being tracked down everywhere he went, Glitter tried a new disguise. Plus it appealed to the kids.

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• 159. At 2:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, superpap wrote:

  Iron Man 'grounded' over excessive Co2 emissions.

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• 160. At 2:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, The Notting Hill Hammer wrote:

  "I don't care if it takes you 2 hours to get out of your suit and get to your money, I still want me bleeding fare"

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• 161. At 2:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:

  Stig, London turned out to be a completely different character from his Top Gear namesake.

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• 162. At 2:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  Kimi promises to help Felipe in any way he can.

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• 163. At 2:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, $$$--pacman--$$$ wrote:

  Do you take plastic?

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• 164. At 2:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, superpap wrote:

  Get out! South of the river at this hour!

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• 165. At 2:09pm on 30 Oct 2008, erfalaswen wrote:

  Iron Man found that the drop in fuel prices was still insufficient for him to power his suit and so had to resort to conventional means of transport to continue his superhero activities...

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• 166. At 2:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, JohnMayer1234 wrote:

  Due to the financial crisis, Iron Man couldn't afford the fuel to fly so had to find alternative ways of transportation.

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• 167. At 2:17pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  "Sorry, mate, I seem to have pulled off one of your doorknobs."

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• 168. At 2:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, hypernoid wrote:

  Plans to extend emissions restrictions to air travel hit home.

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• 169. At 2:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:

  The Satanic Sluts didn't look at ALL the same without their makeup

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• 170. At 2:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  Oo! And I got this lovely matching hand bag on the second floor at Westfield, it's to die for!

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• 171. At 2:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, apolitical_animal wrote:

  Why the long face?

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• 172. At 2:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  Doctor who props man finds K-9's head is a perfect fit for a Ninja Turtle suit.

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• 173. At 2:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  Wear too......................intimidating?

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• 174. At 2:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  "Quick, before the moderator sees you! Aim for his groin."

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• 175. At 2:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.

• 176. At 2:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, JohnMayer1234 wrote:

  'This isn't funny Spidey, let go of my leg!'

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• 177. At 2:24pm on 30 Oct 2008, oneeyedpauly wrote:

  Iron Man wished he had listened to Batman and bought his car pre credit crunch!

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• 178. At 2:25pm on 30 Oct 2008, sl4dude wrote:

  Things weren't going well for Iron Man during the credit crunch so he hired himself out as a sat-nav.

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• 179. At 2:26pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  I've reduced my carbon footprint, I used to be known as the Man of Steel.

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• 180. At 2:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "It says 'ere if I press button A, Adult Robosapiens will do a dance for you."

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• 181. At 2:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, tcooked wrote:

  Take me to a dermatologist.

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• 182. At 2:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, honesthulley wrote:

  "Georgina`s boyfriend turns up to have word with Ross and Brand."

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• 183. At 2:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:

  Given the upwoar, Wossie decides a thick skin doesn't weally pwotect a man.

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• 184. At 2:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  It's cheaper to go by cab. If I travel on my own, I've got to pay the Congestion Charge.

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• 185. At 2:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, scoggi wrote:

  Like PDiddy, Ironman had to make some economies and realised it was cheaper to take a Cab rather than maintain his super hero car

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• 186. At 2:32pm on 30 Oct 2008, Nufc_4_life wrote:

  The Iron Man was forced to commute by London taxi when he forgot the batteries in his iron suit were non-recharagable

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• 187. At 2:32pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Iron Man II: Death of the Paparazzi

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• 188. At 2:33pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  For the last time, me and Asimo are 'just good friends'.

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• 189. At 2:33pm on 30 Oct 2008, chrishillcoat wrote:

  Credit crunch hits superhero transport

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• 190. At 2:33pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  Iron Man resented Goldfinger's superior knowledge of the periodic table.

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• 191. At 2:35pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  However, once inside the metal beast it was noted that Iron Man assumed the foetal position and sucked his thumb!

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• 192. At 2:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:

  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. And now, Hyde Park corner in the rush hour.

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• 193. At 2:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:

  Juande Ramos? Who he?

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• 194. At 2:41pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  On arrival at the Charlie Chaplin convention, Robert Downey Jr realises he's got his movies confused.

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• 195. At 2:42pm on 30 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:

  What do you mean the Chargers v the Saints was last week? Oh, bug.....

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• 196. At 2:45pm on 30 Oct 2008, Gavpowell wrote:

  A press photographer realises he may have picked the wrong person to tailgate in search of a story.

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• 197. At 2:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:

  "No mate I said 'bring your iron, man' - my shirt's creased that's all"

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• 198. At 2:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, torresgoal1 wrote:

  The Stig wasn't impressed with his new outfit!

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• 199. At 2:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rich Indeed wrote:

  Ironman 2: The Credit Crunch Hits

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• 200. At 2:56pm on 30 Oct 2008, grazvalentine wrote:

  Normally I'd transform into a Citroen to get home but I've been drinking.

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• 201. At 2:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:

  Harriet Harman leaves for another walkabout in Peckham.

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• 202. At 3:01pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Tin Man knew the steroids would work eventually

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• 203. At 3:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, forlovers1 wrote:

  Sure, Darth Vader has the death star but I can park in London! Only Professor X gets better parking than me!

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• 204. At 3:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Colin Montgomerie goes to extreme measures to hide his man breasts

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• 205. At 3:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, DustinThyme wrote:

  Mr and Mrs Iron Man arrive at the premiere, she's the one wearing the little black Diesel dress.

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• 206. At 3:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Oi, Spidey. Put the camera down and get in the fraking cab.

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• 207. At 3:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, Yard-Bird wrote:

  Take me to Knickerbox and make it snappy.

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• 208. At 3:10pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "Hello Heat magazine. I've got a hot new look to unveil to you"

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• 209. At 3:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:

  Oh....scuz me, I have a terrible wedgy!

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• 210. At 3:14pm on 30 Oct 2008, rpoupore wrote:

  C'mon, we're going clubbing all night, because rust never sleeps!

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• 211. At 3:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, emperorx wrote:

  Avid Fawlty Towers fan sets off in search of ex DJ

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• 212. At 3:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, benellins wrote:

  Appalled at the poor taxi ride, Iron Man was feeling ferrous-cious

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• 213. At 3:16pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:

  Iron Man was going to share the fare with The Invisible Man, but discovered he'd slipped out at the lights

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• 214. At 3:16pm on 30 Oct 2008, Caddyshaq wrote:

  following the introduction of the new London airspace congestion charge Iron Man settles for a less glamorous entrance

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• 215. At 3:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:

  I'm sorry kids, he's not a real robot - it's only Robert Downey Jr. in a suit...

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• 216. At 3:19pm on 30 Oct 2008, Doctor_Kaunas - "Ron Paul for Prez" wrote:

  "When I said 'Do you have protection' I meant..."

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• 217. At 3:19pm on 30 Oct 2008, placey1 wrote:

  After a years preperation, Jacqui Smith feels ready to get her Kebab.

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• 218. At 3:19pm on 30 Oct 2008, Caddyshaq wrote:

  the credit crunch had hit Stark Industries so hard that the aviation fuel budget had to be slashed

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• 219. At 3:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:

  Take me somewhere a bit more atmos-ferric

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• 220. At 3:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:

  Iron Man had been careering downhill driverless for two minutes before he realised it wasn't the Invisible Man driving

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• 221. At 3:24pm on 30 Oct 2008, StroszekBassist wrote:

  Andrew Sachs went back on his word not to seek vengeance.

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• 222. At 3:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, Caddyshaq wrote:

  for the last time.....NO0000! I am not a cylon!

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• 223. At 3:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:

  Iron Man by Black Cabbath?

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• 224. At 3:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:

  Russell T. Davies comes up with an unsubtle form of persuasion to make David Tennant change his mind

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• 225. At 3:34pm on 30 Oct 2008, laughingTruffle wrote:

  I'd finished for the night but go on then - I'm not going south of the river though.

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• 226. At 3:35pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  "Actually it's one of Sarah Palin's handmedowns."

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• 227. At 3:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, Caddyshaq wrote:

  the white van man decided not to press the issue of the taxi cutting him up

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• 228. At 3:41pm on 30 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:

  Hollywood had never really come to turns with the magic of Enid Blyton.

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• 229. At 3:42pm on 30 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:

  Correction:
  
  Hollywood had never really come to terms with the magic of Enid Blyton.

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• 230. At 3:42pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  "Sorry, mate, these new ones don't have running boards."

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• 231. At 3:43pm on 30 Oct 2008, Geberit67 wrote:

  .....was I getting in or out?

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• 232. At 3:45pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  "Oi, scrapiron! Who do you think you're calling 'gutter press'?"

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• 233. At 3:47pm on 30 Oct 2008, nosniknej wrote:

  "Why didn't I take up Bruce on his offer of a second-hand Batmobile?"

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• 234. At 3:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rich Indeed wrote:

  Iron Man's taxi cost him an arm and a leg

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• 235. At 3:54pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  Recession superheroes No. 1: 'Tightenyourbeltman'.

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• 236. At 3:58pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  Some say he has slept with the Darth Vader
  Some say he lives in a galaxy, far, far away.
  He isn't The Stig, but Stig's intergalatical cousin

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• 237. At 4:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  As The Stig has been to the gym every day, the only car he can fit in and test drive on the Top Gear track is a taxi.

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• 238. At 4:01pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  I bet he can conduct better interviews than Mr Ross

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• 239. At 4:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  Jeremy Clarkson went to extrordinary lengths to promote the new series of "Top Gear"

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• 240. At 4:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  Car-tuned character.

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• 241. At 4:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "Where we're going, we don't need roads....."

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• 242. At 4:04pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  The Ironman hopped into a taxi to Jonathan Ross' house to perform trick n treat

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• 243. At 4:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  In order for Jonathan Ross to go to the National Television Awards, he had to be in disguise - this is him.

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• 244. At 4:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:

  Two pints of lager and a can of WD40 and he was anybody's.

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• 245. At 4:06pm on 30 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:

  Doctor Who's replacement is found.

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• 246. At 4:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:

  One Superhero. One Tardis-like device.

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• 247. At 4:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:

  "I'm Spartacus".

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• 248. At 4:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, hagglane wrote:

  Gordon Brown goes canvassing in Glenrothes.

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• 249. At 4:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, speedbert wrote:

  Ironman, a man who Irons? nah.. not having that!

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• 250. At 4:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:

  Spotted: Russell Brand prepares to visit ex-girlfriend.

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• 251. At 4:10pm on 30 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:

  I wasn't so keen catching a ride with this cabbie after he showed his face.

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• 252. At 4:10pm on 30 Oct 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:

  They say red makes people irritated....who you looking at, face ache?

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• 253. At 4:10pm on 30 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:

  Where to little lady?

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• 254. At 4:12pm on 30 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:

  this wasn't what he looked like on the internet dating service?!

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• 255. At 4:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:

  word of advice, never go on a blind date...

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• 256. At 4:16pm on 30 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:

  Sorry hun, my spaceship is being repaired at the garage

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• 257. At 4:17pm on 30 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  London Marathon entrant caught cheating.

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• 258. At 4:17pm on 30 Oct 2008, merrykgb01 wrote:

  Crikey! With the red telephone boxes taken out of action, this is the next best thing for a superhero!

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• 259. At 4:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  The Knowledge? No problem, Miss, I've got an Ordnance Survey database and GPS built-in.

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• 260. At 4:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:

  After a hard day on the set, filming the latest episode, SpongeBob SquarePants goes clubbing..

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• 261. At 4:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  I knew the red and gold colour scheme was a mistake....black with a grey trim looks so much classier

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• 262. At 4:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, Hailsbells wrote:

  "Ok which comedy genius thought it would be amusing to weld my foot to the floor of this cab?"

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• 263. At 4:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, Fauconnier wrote:

  D'you know the 24-hour chemist in Piccadilly, driver? I need some WD40 and quickly.

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• 264. At 4:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, thinctanc wrote:

  Erm... are we allowed to use irony?

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• 265. At 4:25pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  Iron-knee

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• 266. At 4:25pm on 30 Oct 2008, thinctanc wrote:

  SatNav in 2015. "I told you 3 times to take the second left, but would you listen? That's it, I am walking from here."

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• 267. At 4:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, thinctanc wrote:

  We asked the Americans if they got irony yet and they sent us this...

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• 268. At 4:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:

  Darling, my mothers arrived..

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• 269. At 4:35pm on 30 Oct 2008, philmeup33 wrote:

  Iron man gets out of a taxi cab!

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• 270. At 4:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candid96 wrote:

  After more reports of black cabs bursting into flames, passengers decided to take precautions

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• 271. At 4:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:

  Darling, your mother's arrived..
  

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• 272. At 4:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, thelowrider wrote:

  Downey Jnr turns up for filming Sherlock Holmes in period dress.

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• 273. At 4:42pm on 30 Oct 2008, tom_w_webb wrote:

  LQB returns to Monitor Towers...

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• 274. At 4:45pm on 30 Oct 2008, paulo1990 wrote:

  London's latest congestion charge avoider is caught red handed

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• 275. At 4:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, dpb100 wrote:

  Cab-spotting photographer irritated by drunken idiot ruining a well-composed shot.

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• 276. At 4:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:

  It was nice being the star of his own movie, but he still couldn't understand how he didn't get the lead role in Full Metal Jacket.

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• 277. At 4:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, carlstig wrote:

  "Ok who'd like to see a clip of the star in our reasonably priced car"

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• 278. At 4:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, dpb100 wrote:

  "Oh great, I've got something sticky and smelly on the sole of my shoe again!!"

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• 279. At 4:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:

  He sounded like a super hero, so Iron Man was going to show Camera Man who was boss...

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• 280. At 5:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  Forces of evil beware! I've got pound coins in places you wouldn't believe and my cabbie can get me on your doorstep,so long as we're talking inner-London, oh, in about 40 minutes or so.

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• 281. At 5:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, ckhatri1 wrote:

  Health and Safety reduces iron man to using london taxi

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• 282. At 5:07pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  The only downside of the outfit was the scratchiness of the chainmail underwear.

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• 283. At 5:11pm on 30 Oct 2008, Attica wrote:

  "You may think it's too high, but petrol is still cheaper than plutonium..."

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• 284. At 5:12pm on 30 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:

  Unsurprisingly, Caption competition moderator leaves Magazine Monitor Intelligence Awards ceremony empty handed.

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• 285. At 5:12pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  "Leave me alone...I'm NOT Wussell Bwand..."

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• 286. At 5:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Welcome to Mornington Crescent, Mr Bond

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• 287. At 5:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Raising the green thinking child #42 - And this is what happens when you're caught throwing a recyclable plastic bottle into the wrong bin

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• 288. At 5:20pm on 30 Oct 2008, paidfordoingnothing wrote:

  Sylvester Stallone denies plastic surgery...

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• 289. At 5:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, beachcred wrote:

  After investing heavily in VW, a hedge fund manager attends a meeting of his investors...

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• 290. At 5:24pm on 30 Oct 2008, SophieBowley-Aicken wrote:

  'Oh no,' thought Iron Man, 'I do hope the 'GL' on the pub sign shows up in this picture, or Heat magazine will have a field day.'

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• 291. At 5:26pm on 30 Oct 2008, not_now_kato wrote:

  After a particularly heavy night out Iron Man helps The Invisible Woman into her waiting cab.

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• 292. At 5:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, Speedingmal wrote:

  I'm Fe

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• 293. At 5:35pm on 30 Oct 2008, nicholasrabin wrote:

  Iron Man shows up for the more 'edgy' remake of the Wizard of Oz

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• 294. At 5:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, lavaboarder wrote:

  This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.

• 295. At 5:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, nicholasrabin wrote:

  Where do I go for the new Citreon TV commercial audition?

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• 296. At 5:38pm on 30 Oct 2008, RoddyJenkins wrote:

  Lesley Douglas' newest recruit arrives for work at Radio 2

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• 297. At 5:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, nicholasrabin wrote:

  " Transformers, Taxis In Disguise"

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• 298. At 5:44pm on 30 Oct 2008, Vicky S wrote:

  Some of the 'Get the London Look' Kate Moss designs for Top Shop didn't make it past the tryouts.

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• 299. At 5:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:

  Er... is that a glassblower you've just called on sir?

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• 300. At 5:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, robmoo wrote:

  The Power Rangers 'Transform-a-Taxi' was a hit with kids

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• 301. At 5:55pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  What are you staring at?

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• 302. At 5:55pm on 30 Oct 2008, Vicky S wrote:

  Brain the size of a planet and I still left my oyster card at home.

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• 303. At 5:56pm on 30 Oct 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:

  They peel them with their metal knives ....

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• 304. At 5:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:

  The radioactive blast hit the layer of takeaway containers and .....

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• 305. At 6:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:

  I can defeat my American - I'm Irony-Man

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• 306. At 6:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:

  I can defeat any American - I'm Irony-Man

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• 307. At 6:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:

  His taxi kept getting frisky with his leg
  
  
  "Cut it out or I'll have you neutered"
  
  

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• 308. At 6:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  OK my eyes are closed. Now let me guess, animal, vegetable or mineral?

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• 309. At 6:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, blond_mop wrote:

  3000 gig of computing power and i still needed a cabby to take me shopping.

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• 310. At 6:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, ashamock wrote:

  I am one step away from gyrating my hips and dancing to a bollywood number!

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• 311. At 6:16pm on 30 Oct 2008, ashamock wrote:

  Oooooh Mini you are all mine!!! Back off Paparazzi!

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• 312. At 6:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, omnipotent wrote:

  I was going to fly here, but I couldn't get a landing slot at Heathrow.

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• 313. At 6:22pm on 30 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:

  Stepping into the taxi after a long day battling evil, Iron Man tries to put a brave face on it as he feels his inguinal hernia acting up again.

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• 314. At 6:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, Eldo16 wrote:

  'Scuse me.......can someone help me free my stiletto from the footwell???

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• 315. At 6:32pm on 30 Oct 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:

  Just my luck to find the only cabbie in London who still uses a compass

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• 316. At 6:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:

  Tip the cab? Sure. Which way up do you want it?

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• 317. At 6:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, Flyingsumo wrote:

  Iron Man and Pepper Potts spotted coming out of 'Scotts in someting more than just a professional relationship.

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• 318. At 6:48pm on 30 Oct 2008, NorthernPunk wrote:

  Jonathan Ross' clever post-Manuelgate disguise blown when he asks for a taxi to "wegent stweet"

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• 319. At 6:58pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  Hollywood are getting rather desperate for movie ideas. So they made 'When Robocop meets Taxi Driver'

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• 320. At 6:59pm on 30 Oct 2008, fat-keeper-henman wrote:

  How much?.........I'm not paying that i'll get the tube.

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• 321. At 7:00pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  Don't be messing with me or I get my big brother - Citroen C4 to sort you out

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• 322. At 7:03pm on 30 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:

  I am going to Harvey Street to get the circle on my chest the same colour as my chest.

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• 323. At 7:08pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  "Hey, how do you like the new Hypervelocity armour? It's got a repulsor, anti-gravity flight system, an on-board, beta particle absorption generator AND rocket propelled boots.
  
  Anyway, must dash - my taxi's waiting..."
  
  

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• 324. At 7:15pm on 30 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:

  SEEN AT THE ASSBLOWER STORE, SARAH PALIN RECENTLY ADDED "IRONMAN" COSTUME TO HER $150,000 WORDROBE.

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• 325. At 7:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:

  WITH HIS VISTA OPERATING SYSTEM ERROR, IRONMAN IS FORCED TO TAKE A CAB TO BATTLE.

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• 326. At 7:26pm on 30 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:

  "Scanning 180 degrees:
  
  ....Wetherspoon
  ... Sky TV Shown Here
  ....2-for-1 on all alcopops
  
  Analysing Data: Alert! Retreat to safety immediately."
  
  
  
  

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• 327. At 7:39pm on 30 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:

  FAILING TO MEET EMISSIONS STANDARDS, IRONMAN IS FORCED TO TAKE A MORE ENVIRONMENTALLY COMPLIANT MODE OF TRANSPORT.

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• 328. At 7:41pm on 30 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:

  THE EXCLUSIVE ASSBLOWER PUB CERTAINLY DRAWS A QUESTIONABLE CROWD.

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• 329. At 7:43pm on 30 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:

  ONCE THOUGHT OF AS ONLY A TREKKIE PUB, THE ASSBLOWER PUB IS NOW MORE DIVERSIFIED.

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• 330. At 7:46pm on 30 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:

  Tip? Always buy two pairs of trousers with this type of suit, you get terrible wear in the seat area.

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• 331. At 7:51pm on 30 Oct 2008, Cracovian wrote:

  Iron Man doesn't understand why he can't front the campaign against unlicenced taxis.

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• 332. At 7:55pm on 30 Oct 2008, Cracovian wrote:

  Some dirty pap gets more than he bargained for as he tries to get an upskirt photo from the gutter.

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• 333. At 7:56pm on 30 Oct 2008, frigorifico wrote:

  Just came from that big ferrous wheel. I was wrought with fear but steeled myself, proved my mettle, and found it riveting. How…uh… contradictory! I must forge onward.

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• 334. At 8:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:

  With Halloween so close, Ironman goes to the Assblower Costume store in hopes of a new look.

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• 335. At 8:10pm on 30 Oct 2008, a_Briton wrote:

  Despite his age-old fondness for them, after trying to walk, Ironman began to regret his 'taxi-cab' upgrade.

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• 336. At 8:13pm on 30 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:

  The contract to modernise the face of Freemasonary should probably have gone out to competitive tender.

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• 337. At 8:23pm on 30 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:

  Designers of the robot David Dickinson are pleased to have got the colour just right.

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• 338. At 8:31pm on 30 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:

  No, I'm off. You told me it was a ferrous wheel, and there's me believing you. sob..

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• 339. At 8:35pm on 30 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:

  Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME!

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• 340. At 8:40pm on 30 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:

  "er.. excuse me, you haven't got 20p for the cab have you?"

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• 341. At 8:41pm on 30 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:

  Heather Mills' latest disguise wasn't fooling anyone.

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• 342. At 8:44pm on 30 Oct 2008, paulo1990 wrote:

  Capello's latest England call-up created controversy

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• 343. At 8:49pm on 30 Oct 2008, justfor wrote:

  'Phew, glad that's over. Now on to a touch-up at the body shop.'

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• 344. At 8:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, woody706 wrote:

  BBC fail to censor car numberplate on website. Probably the biggest oversight they'll make this year!!

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• 345. At 8:57pm on 30 Oct 2008, woody706 wrote:

  Chris de Burgh not happy when "lady in red" turns up

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• 346. At 9:05pm on 30 Oct 2008, polomintyboy wrote:

  The iron nerve needed to survive a taxi ride these days...

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• 347. At 9:09pm on 30 Oct 2008, julianw138 wrote:

  The new look Stig arrives at the Top Gear studio.

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• 348. At 9:14pm on 30 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:

  Well? Have I passed the Knowledge?

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• 349. At 9:18pm on 30 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:

  Andrew Sachs' latest character Iron Man-uel arrives at Radio 2 HQ confident of receiving an apology.

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• 350. At 9:25pm on 30 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:

  Considering the starting point, $22,000 in two months spent on makeup suddenly seemed like a reasonable proposition to the Republicans

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• 351. At 9:26pm on 30 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:

  Fertility tests among superheroes reveal much reduced sperm counts. More research needed says panel

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• 352. At 9:30pm on 30 Oct 2008, KieranOx wrote:

  I come from Barcelona, Mr Ross...Ross...Ross...Rossssss...

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• 353. At 9:36pm on 30 Oct 2008, KieranOx wrote:

  "Go back to sleep Jonathan, it's Saturday, you can have a lie-in."

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• 354. At 9:38pm on 30 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  "In other news, the MOD has denied rumours that a top secret body armour prototype has gone missing after being left in a cab by the scientist in charge of the project."

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• 355. At 9:42pm on 30 Oct 2008, Oaktowers- Paul Hart Out! wrote:

  John McCain has revealed his true 'Maverick' side.

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• 356. At 9:45pm on 30 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:

  Wizard of Oz hit by credit crunch as Tin man is replaced by Iron man.

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• 357. At 9:47pm on 30 Oct 2008, astroKellycat wrote:

  The Republican party cuts back on Sarah Palins wardrobe and make up budget .....

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• 358. At 9:50pm on 30 Oct 2008, vickikim wrote:

  "Oh my god, it's Cameron Diaz in the flesh!" Urgh this costume doesn't give me room for an erection!"

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• 359. At 9:53pm on 30 Oct 2008, astroKellycat wrote:

  Super Model takes extreme measures to keep her new hairstyle under wraps

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• 360. At 10:01pm on 30 Oct 2008, vickikim wrote:

  "H.E.L.L.O I am Jonathan Ross's temporary stand-in"

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• 361. At 10:02pm on 30 Oct 2008, yapparister wrote:

  The short-comings of the Iron Man suit as "formal wear" were exacerbated by the location of the bow-tie.

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• 362. At 10:27pm on 30 Oct 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:

  "Jeremy Paxman was quite right about Marks and Spencer's underwear."
  
  

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• 363. At 10:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, fastwelshdragon wrote:

  Now where did I leave that tin-opener?

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• 364. At 10:28pm on 30 Oct 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:

  "Ouch! I've just scuffed my knee on the door"

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• 365. At 10:36pm on 30 Oct 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:

  "I was pressing all the right buttons with that girl in the nightclub...until the repulsor ray button - darn!"
  
  

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• 366. At 10:40pm on 30 Oct 2008, gordissimo wrote:

  Crash test dummy has a day off.

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• 367. At 10:48pm on 30 Oct 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:

  "I'm telling you, Hulk - you'll never get into the nightclub dressed like that."
  
  

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• 368. At 10:48pm on 30 Oct 2008, dillinjah wrote:

  Red-Faced Iron Man Rushes Home From Pub Crawl With Rusted Nuts After Zip Fly Malfunction

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• 369. At 11:21pm on 30 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:

  Gorilla finally has enough of the Wildlife photographers

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• 370. At 11:37pm on 30 Oct 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:

  After his announcement, David Tennant needed to go incognito for a bit.
  

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• 371. At 11:38pm on 30 Oct 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:

  Even in the depths of his alcoholism, Tony Stark never drunk and flew.

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• 372. At 00:07am on 31 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:

  "'Ere..you wouldn't have a spray can of WD- 40 handy, would you?"

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• 373. At 00:10am on 31 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:

  "I know this sounds weird, but every time I raise my arms to attract a cab, pigeons land and I'm getting spotted."
  

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• 374. At 00:17am on 31 Oct 2008, joedkins wrote:

  Stephen Fry's let himself go...

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• 375. At 00:18am on 31 Oct 2008, Wolfstein wrote:

  Tin Man alights tin can in tinsel Town.

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• 376. At 00:20am on 31 Oct 2008, cptsalazar wrote:

  "with fuel charges and having to file a flight plan, this way is just easier for short journeys".

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• 377. At 01:21am on 31 Oct 2008, allhallowseve wrote:

  Marvin, the Paranoid Android unveils his Extreme Makeover, commenting, "Life. Don't talk to me about life... Oh God, I'm so depressed..."
  

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• 378. At 01:27am on 31 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:

  So, I wos blowin me glass like, and...well, you know what 'appens when yer blowin' yer bubblegum like, an' it pops an' cuvers yer face - well.....

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• 379. At 01:30am on 31 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:

  er...'scuze me... but there don't seem to be a steerin' wheel on EITHER side o' THIS car.

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• 380. At 01:32am on 31 Oct 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:

  Have you been injured in an accident that wasn’t your fault?

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• 381. At 01:36am on 31 Oct 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:

  Who you callin' an iron tanker?

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• 382. At 01:38am on 31 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:

  Just a bit lower and I'll be getting the really high notes.

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• 383. At 01:55am on 31 Oct 2008, Petespost wrote:

  "Do you think we can get there before Superman?"

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• 384. At 02:49am on 31 Oct 2008, andyfoxford wrote:

  The cabbie might have known all about haute couture and Teflon, but he didn’t get a clue whether his passenger was Brown, Mandelson, Osborne, Ross, Brand, Douglas, Paulson, Greenspan, Darling, McCain, Palin…and she wasn’t saying.

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• 385. At 02:51am on 31 Oct 2008, andyfoxford wrote:

  The cabbie might have known all about haute couture and Teflon, but he didn’t have a clue whether his passenger was Brown, Mandelson, Osborne, Ross, Brand, Douglas, Paulson, Greenspan, Darling, McCain, Palin…...and she wasn’t saying.
  
  
  
  oops... if you got a version already

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• 386. At 03:09am on 31 Oct 2008, CyberSerb wrote:

  "Nope, there's a yellow line here, too. Gotta fly on, mate."

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• 387. At 05:08am on 31 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:

  Damn! I've left my wallet in my other trousers.

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• 388. At 05:09am on 31 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:

  I've a cast iron excuse for being here.

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• 389. At 05:45am on 31 Oct 2008, frigorifico wrote:

  Iron Man smelt.

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• 390. At 07:21am on 31 Oct 2008, himills wrote:

  "My wife wants you! Wait ... you don't do dress shirts and trousers?"

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• 391. At 07:25am on 31 Oct 2008, tadlam wrote:

  Jonathan Ross prepares to go home and tell his wife about the suspension.

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• 392. At 07:26am on 31 Oct 2008, tadlam wrote:

  Andrew Sachs goes looking for Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross.

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• 393. At 07:49am on 31 Oct 2008, jtotheglo wrote:

  My rockets are such an inefficient fuel consumer that this is my only real means of transport in this recession.

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• 394. At 07:50am on 31 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:

  After this cab I need to get on the tube at Stockwell. You can't be too careful.

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• 395. At 07:54am on 31 Oct 2008, BettyHur wrote:

  Santa was not on the blower,
  So to Hackney they went a bit lower,
  And out of the back seat
  Came Robostig neat,
  To say, "It's Xmas, so let's have a go'er"
  
  Welcome to the new 'Top Gear@Mars.org.'

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• 396. At 08:10am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Excuse me! Is this the right place for the gurning contest?

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• 397. At 08:11am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  No, you cannot shine my shoes for a fiver.

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• 398. At 08:12am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Suspension? Telling me! You should see what the weight of all that metal in the back seat has done to it!

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• 399. At 08:13am on 31 Oct 2008, InkyWetters wrote:

  Iron Man's transgenic canine genes always let him down when a quick pee was required.

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• 400. At 08:15am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Santa is told that not only is he a month too early, the wardrobe department have stitched him up yet again.

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• 401. At 08:17am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Is there really any need for the identity parade?

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• 402. At 08:18am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  The National League of Postmen show why dogs won't be a worry this Christmas.

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• 403. At 08:18am on 31 Oct 2008, ajyorkshirepudding wrote:

  I think you've had to much oil down your neck tonight, old boy!!! Get out and try walking the line.

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• 404. At 08:19am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Tag wrestling hadn't been the same since the cybermen had packed it in.

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• 405. At 08:20am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Yes, I do regret the relationship. She melted my heart before someone confiscated the blowtorch.

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• 406. At 08:20am on 31 Oct 2008, Skiron wrote:

  I'll be [in the] back

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• 407. At 08:21am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  I've won how many free trampolining classes?

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• 408. At 08:22am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  I charge a tenner an hour for walking along acting as a mobile flower press.

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• 409. At 08:23am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  According the my medical report, I'm anaemic.

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• 410. At 08:23am on 31 Oct 2008, sixfootup wrote:

  Try as he might, Iron man just couldn't shake off the growing bunion on his foot...

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• 411. At 08:24am on 31 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:

  Anxious to avoid another Russell Brand scandal, the new BBC caption contest moderator arrives.

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• 412. At 08:24am on 31 Oct 2008, sixfootup wrote:

  He may be hard and he may be clever....but he won't get anywhere trying to drive the taxi the wrong way round...

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• 413. At 08:25am on 31 Oct 2008, sixfootup wrote:

  Ironman hated the new Portaloo...

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• 414. At 08:26am on 31 Oct 2008, sixfootup wrote:

  Ironman thought mating with the taxi was fare enough!

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• 415. At 08:41am on 31 Oct 2008, Jon_M_P wrote:

  Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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• 416. At 08:45am on 31 Oct 2008, raggedbandecoot wrote:

  Citroen unveil new concept micro car

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• 417. At 08:47am on 31 Oct 2008, peterwgtennant wrote:

  "I know, I know - but I can't afford the fuel for this damn thing"

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• 418. At 08:57am on 31 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:

  Honey, the new dog walker has arrived.

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• 419. At 08:57am on 31 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:

  The Republicans finally reveal why the had to spend $150,000 on Sarah Palin's wardrobe

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• 420. At 08:59am on 31 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:

  Gordon and Alistair sent one of their boys round to explain to the City why it couldn't spend the bail-out money on bonuses

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• 421. At 08:59am on 31 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:

  "I know, it's a little tired, I'm off to meet Gok right now"

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• 422. At 09:00am on 31 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:

  Mr Ross, Andrew Sachs's agent has arrived. He would like a couple of minutes of your time.

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• 423. At 09:02am on 31 Oct 2008, Plinglebob wrote:

  The credit crunch had hit Tony Stark hard

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• 424. At 09:02am on 31 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:

  "Driver, take me to some place called Twicken-ham"

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• 425. At 09:03am on 31 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:

  Following recent arrests, the Secret Service insist that Barack Obama wears suitable protective clothing when making public appearances.

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• 426. At 09:04am on 31 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:

  Gordon was taking no chances on his way to the cashpoint

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• 427. At 09:09am on 31 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:

  Brian's mum had worked hard on the costume, but as he tried to pull himself free of the taxi he wished she'd ditched the magnetic boots.

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• 428. At 09:11am on 31 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:

  Russell Brand? A Mr Sachs is outside and says he'd like a quiet word with you...

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• 429. At 09:12am on 31 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:

  Apple's prototype of the iCabbie makes 2 major mistakes on it's first trial.

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• 430. At 09:14am on 31 Oct 2008, lpoc2205 wrote:

  Iron Man wasn't too happy with the budget for Iron Man 2 : London Crisis.

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• 431. At 09:15am on 31 Oct 2008, aliotis wrote:

  "I clink therefore I am"

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• 432. At 09:16am on 31 Oct 2008, bradtubb wrote:

  More suprising than Ironman was the seemingly named 'Assblower' pub in the background.

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• 433. At 09:19am on 31 Oct 2008, redalfa147 wrote:

  When Super-heroes have to reduce their carbon footprint...

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• 434. At 09:20am on 31 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:

  "Sarf of the rivver this time 'o night, mate? You gotta be joking...unless you got annuver one of them suits!"

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• 435. At 09:20am on 31 Oct 2008, joeyjoejnr wrote:

  Britney Spears makes sure photographers get no more up skirt photos.

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• 436. At 09:23am on 31 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:

  It was time for Boris to get tough with London.

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• 437. At 09:23am on 31 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:

  "No, no, no. Black and shiney, yes - but to wear! To wear!"

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• 438. At 09:24am on 31 Oct 2008, archstinker wrote:

  
  M16 Staff Member loses yet another item on
  a London Transport vehicle.

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• 439. At 09:24am on 31 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:

  Optimus Prime still wasn't sure about his new taxi makeover.

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• 440. At 09:25am on 31 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:

  Credit Crunch hits new Star Wars film budget.

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• 441. At 09:25am on 31 Oct 2008, jbouya13jbouya13 wrote:

  Transport for London Quality Control inspectors take Health and Safety precautions a step too far.

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• 442. At 09:25am on 31 Oct 2008, Nephtis wrote:

  Iron Man realised there was a Stark difference between his UK and US limos.

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• 443. At 09:25am on 31 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:

  The French commuter who got stuck down a TGV toilet finally arrives at hospital to have it removed
  

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• 444. At 09:26am on 31 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:

  "Go ahead, make my day"

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• 445. At 09:27am on 31 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:

  "Yes, trick or treating - take me to the action"

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• 446. At 09:31am on 31 Oct 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:

  Unlike Ross, I'm worth the Fe.

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• 447. At 09:31am on 31 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:

  And on a lighter note, following David Tennant's surprise announcement the BBC unveil the next Dr Who...

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• 448. At 09:34am on 31 Oct 2008, maccladd188 wrote:

  "As the new director of BBC Radio Comedy, can you assure listeners that programmes will still be funny and cutting edge?"
  
  "AFFIRMATIVE."
  
  

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• 449. At 09:36am on 31 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:

  Craig Revel Horwood: "Stiff; flat-footed; no hip action; awful!"

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• 450. At 09:36am on 31 Oct 2008, mjdholloway wrote:

  Sienna Miller's latest attempt to foil photographers- stylish and intimidating.

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• 451. At 09:37am on 31 Oct 2008, Scoutysue wrote:

  Ironman couldn't stop and chat - he was on his way to a casting...

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• 452. At 09:42am on 31 Oct 2008, captaincareless wrote:

  Ironman in Britney-esque flash faux pas.

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• 453. At 09:46am on 31 Oct 2008, racheyroonumber2 wrote:

  The Governor of California arrives at Heathrow.

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• 454. At 09:47am on 31 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:

  "bloody cabbie - what do you mean you won't go south of the river this time of night?"

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• 455. At 09:51am on 31 Oct 2008, Whitbylassie wrote:

  Those new, easy clean magnetic metal seats were giving iron man a bit of a problem ...

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• 456. At 09:52am on 31 Oct 2008, BlueZad wrote:

  Mr Stark? Sir? I don't suppose you could pull the cab forwards just a couple of inches? One more letter and I'll have a forum avatar to match my username.

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• 457. At 09:54am on 31 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:

  Iron Man shows his softer side by doing the Hokey Cockey....
  
  "you put your left leg in........"

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• 458. At 09:54am on 31 Oct 2008, joegottheblues wrote:

  "Sorry I'm late the rockets didn't work - MoD budgets these days are really starting to hit my funding..."

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• 459. At 09:55am on 31 Oct 2008, ronaldwfootball wrote:

  New Zealand Rugby team land in London

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• 460. At 09:57am on 31 Oct 2008, goenry wrote:

  'I Cant Fly, the whole thing was CGI' confessions of a modest business man Stark.

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• 461. At 09:58am on 31 Oct 2008, alrubie86 wrote:

  "BBC hire new security guard"

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• 462. At 09:58am on 31 Oct 2008, dpb100 wrote:

  Following a humiliating defeat at the hands of a group of drunk teenagers in Hackney, Iron Man grabs a cab home to deal with some design flaws in his suit that left all his most sensitive areas vulnerable to a happy slapping.

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• 463. At 09:58am on 31 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:

  Harriet Harman doesn't take any chances with her personal safety during her latest visit to Peckham

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• 464. At 09:59am on 31 Oct 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:

  What do you mean "resistance is futile!" I still don't go south of the river at this time of night.

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• 465. At 10:00am on 31 Oct 2008, chips78 wrote:

  Bored of papparazzi attention Robert Downey Jnr decides to pop out incognito

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• 466. At 10:00am on 31 Oct 2008, madsideshowjack wrote:

  "Anyone got anything smaller than a twenty? I don't seem to have any change on me..."

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• 467. At 10:00am on 31 Oct 2008, darrencovham wrote:

  The new security system to prevent cabbies from "fare-jumpers" was perhaps a little extreme.

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• 468. At 10:01am on 31 Oct 2008, akennedy448 wrote:

  Boris Johnson gets tough on London's Crime

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• 469. At 10:01am on 31 Oct 2008, justin wrote:

  Who's nicked the steering wheel?

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• 470. At 10:01am on 31 Oct 2008, stegtastic wrote:

  London City Hall introduces new anti mugging uniform for London's hard pressed Taxi drivers.

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• 471. At 10:01am on 31 Oct 2008, supasupermam wrote:

  Taxi Driver: "Have a heart mate"

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• 472. At 10:02am on 31 Oct 2008, wengerlady wrote:

  I don't care if your Ironman, I still don't go South of the river.

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• 473. At 10:03am on 31 Oct 2008, Nishid wrote:

  "To infinty and beyond.........woops wrong movie!!!"

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• 474. At 10:03am on 31 Oct 2008, aidanmf wrote:

  The credit crunch hits Stark Industries.

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• 475. At 10:03am on 31 Oct 2008, ste490 wrote:

  Get in! If you're quick we'll make the Bond premiere before Daniel Craig arrives!

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• 476. At 10:03am on 31 Oct 2008, scottblog wrote:

  Remember kids - never drink and fly!

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• 477. At 10:03am on 31 Oct 2008, Nishid wrote:

  Just incase this thing explodes!!!

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• 478. At 10:03am on 31 Oct 2008, darrencovham wrote:

  Pint of Lager - £3.60
  Kebab - £5.20
  Taxi Home - £8.00
  Forgetting to put the crotch-protection on and being snapped by the papparazzi - Priceless

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• 479. At 10:04am on 31 Oct 2008, simonp80 wrote:

  Russell Brand expects a chilly reception at the National TV Awards

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• 480. At 10:04am on 31 Oct 2008, tombomb15 wrote:

  Yeah about the fare...............i left my wallet in my other suit, crikey is that the door? Bye.

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• 481. At 10:04am on 31 Oct 2008, blueboy29 wrote:

  You couldn't lend us a fiver could you mate?

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• 482. At 10:05am on 31 Oct 2008, SLeicsBill wrote:

  In a battle for the ratings, Fifth Gear announced that thier new test driver doesn't actually have a driving licence yet!

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• 483. At 10:05am on 31 Oct 2008, 24_Hour_Andy wrote:

  On a recent trip to London, President Bush unveils his new strategy to fight to war on terror.

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• 484. At 10:05am on 31 Oct 2008, doubtingthom wrote:

  That Marvelous Man in his non-flying machine!

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• 485. At 10:06am on 31 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:

  My musical tastes? Well, I suppose it would have to be heavy metal.

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• 486. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, davidschoice wrote:

  As soon as he pulled over, I immediately regretted cutting up that cab.

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• 487. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, BeakyLJM wrote:

  Iron Man joins the Britney, Paris and Lohan school of Vehicle disembarking…
  STOP LOOKING!!!

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• 488. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, mr_big_nose wrote:

  Iron man was pleased he hadnt worn his mini skirt as he is papped leaving China White

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• 489. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, gazuky wrote:

  It's time for another ingenious disguise as the Queen begins her Christmas shopping.

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• 490. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, Stick-A-Five wrote:

  Stephen Fry was about to go out scaring people in is Halloween costume across America

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• 491. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, darrencovham wrote:

  Top-gear's Stig decided to readjust his clothing and transport budget to allow for a more flamboyant suit.

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• 492. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, shades3k wrote:

  Fail.

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• 493. At 10:07am on 31 Oct 2008, Ravonski wrote:

  Iron Man thought he could still handle his drink, but it turned out he was a bit rusty...

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• 494. At 10:08am on 31 Oct 2008, moonman2008 wrote:

  IRON MAN - MALFUNCTIONED - LOST HIS SATNAV SYSTEM...GOOD BLACK CAB ..SHOWS HIM THE SHORT CUTS - THROUGH THE STREETS OF LONDON

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• 495. At 10:08am on 31 Oct 2008, Colluseum wrote:

  BBC boss caught red handed on his way to the pub to celebrate an astounding release from the credit crunch crisis.

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• 496. At 10:08am on 31 Oct 2008, perdix2 wrote:

  Jonathan Ross tries to slip away incognito with a outfit from his wardrobe.

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• 497. At 10:09am on 31 Oct 2008, bordinho wrote:

  Is it "Just a step to the left....and then a jump to the right...." or vice versa?
  
  

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• 498. At 10:09am on 31 Oct 2008, mr_big_nose wrote:

  Rising fuel prices force Iron Man to ditch rocket boosters

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• 499. At 10:09am on 31 Oct 2008, Darg11 wrote:

  I've got the knowledge!

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• 500. At 10:09am on 31 Oct 2008, Jacob Barker wrote:

  "Iron-man says NO to unlicensed cabs, you should too..."

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