Caption Competition

13:45 UK time, Friday, 24 October 2008

Winning entries in the caption competition.

This week's picture is a giant mock-up of a mineral's crystal lattice at the Terra Mineralia exhibition at Freudenstein Palace in Freiberg, eastern Germany. But what's going on?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. SeanieSmith
Just days after asking his girlfriend to move in, Dave has second thoughts when the scatter cushions are unpacked.

5. Guv1985
After yet another humiliating defeat, Juande Ramos goes to his happy place.

4. opaqueprawn2
"Perhaps" thought the gym teacher on reflection, "the sex education classes were a little TOO abstract."

3. SundayParkGeorge
After the LHC breakdown, the hunt for the Higgs Boson takes a manual approach.

2. Woundedpride
Now her partner had finished painting the room, Fiona hoped the effects of the paint fumes would diminish.

1. AmusedofSwindon
Ripley could feel the first egg hatching and knew that today was going to be a very, very bad day.

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1. At 1:13pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
On reflection, the genetically engineered olive farm was getting out of control.

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2. At 1:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Large Hadron Collider solves world food shortage.

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3. At 1:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated peas do it.

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4. At 1:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Our implants come in a choice of colours."

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5. At 1:19pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Arrietty knew that climbing into the kaleidoscope was probably a mistake.

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6. At 1:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:
"The crystal is hidden in one of these coloured eggs, you have 30 seconds to find it - or you'll be locked in and Mumsie will eat you."

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7. At 1:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"We do find that the Artex flooring is a bit harder to maintain."

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8. At 1:22pm on 23 Oct 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Balls, where did I leave my keys?

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9. At 1:24pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The auditions for Rover in the remake of The Prisoner were taking a colourful if repetitive theme.

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10. At 1:25pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Climb into a large oven and cook on 'high' until brown.

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11. At 1:28pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Peter Ebdon was sure he had already potted the brown.

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12. At 1:29pm on 23 Oct 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Chaos grips the ball-people of the 4th dimension, as all the cash machines start spitting out women instead of £20 notes.

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13. At 1:29pm on 23 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
I'm afraid...

...Davina, my mind is going. I can feel it...

...Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you...

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14. At 1:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Alien 5: The Vegetarian Alternative

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15. At 1:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, Kipson wrote:
Orange goes green.

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16. At 1:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, ainvan wrote:
Sharon from accounts was making full use of the BBC's new 'stress lounge' after she was given the task of running this weeks Caption Competition.

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17. At 1:31pm on 23 Oct 2008, Kipson wrote:
New Turner Prize to be sponsored by Bachelors.

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18. At 1:31pm on 23 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
Kerry felt that the 'This Morning' set was very gaudy.

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19. At 1:32pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Yes, you are katatonic..

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20. At 1:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
The giant peas and carrots she could handle, it was the turnips about to arrive that worried her..

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21. At 1:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Your call is important to us, press the green button to speak to a customer service advisor..

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22. At 1:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, Kipson wrote:
Snooker had really got easier over the years.

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23. At 1:35pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I'm sure I left the kids in here."

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24. At 1:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:
Yes, this particular tourist has been trapped in the Millennium Dome's 'body zone' on a refuse site in Lewisham for about 8 years now.

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25. At 1:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
This is absolutely the last time I agree to troubleshoot the balloon drop

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26. At 1:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Welcome aboard, Minister..

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27. At 1:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
In an effort to recapture his youth Martin had invented a ball-pit for adults and invited his friends to play.
Unfortunately, he remembered that in his youth he didn't have many friends.

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28. At 1:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
So this is where they hide the kudos

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29. At 1:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Don't count your aliens before they hatch

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30. At 1:39pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Ridley Scott appointed to prom decorating committee

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31. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Genetically modified vegetables require a redesign of Covent Garden market.

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32. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
We're going to need a considerably bigger collider to smash these atoms!

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33. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
It's being open by the Schools Secretary, Ed somebody, don't know why though?

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34. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
To say the new Big Brother house was small and poorly decorated was an understatement.

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35. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The "Spot the Ball" competition is accused of dumbing down

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36. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Of course its Art, its in a gallery isn't it?

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37. At 1:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Excuse me, please can we have our ball back?

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38. At 1:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
'Insert humorous caption about Russian Billionaire donations and balls here.'

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39. At 1:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I'll kill that Llewelyn Bowen! I said I wanted a big Ballroom.

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40. At 1:43pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
So THIS is why Jacqui Smith has no idea what's going on in the real world.
Huh, go figure.

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41. At 1:43pm on 23 Oct 2008, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Doctor Who’s new assistant was unimpressed. Firstly, the Tardis wasn’t bigger on the inside, she could see the mirrors. Secondly, the so-called alien invasion was obviously just stolen from the local kids play area. She decided to settle for a normal boyfriend instead of this loser.

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42. At 1:43pm on 23 Oct 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Susannah Constantine discovers that Hell is personal.

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43. At 1:44pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Inflation had an unexpectedly literal effect on this year's tomato and olive crop.

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44. At 1:44pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Just another day in the life of a Japanese game show contestant

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45. At 1:47pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Guess how many balls there are and win a trip on a yacht with a Russian billionaire

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46. At 1:47pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
After the LHC breakdown, the hunt for the Higgs Boson takes a manual approach

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47. At 1:47pm on 23 Oct 2008, adamroot1 wrote:
The Pac Man family vault gave her an eerie feeling

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48. At 1:48pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Scotty, was Captain Kirk eating an apple when you switched on the teleporter?

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49. At 1:48pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And it comes with a ballroom

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50. At 1:51pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Soldier WAGs undergo quicksand training

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51. At 1:53pm on 23 Oct 2008, Vespari wrote:
the first contestant on the new Crystal Maze felt it was a bad time to mention she was colour blind.

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52. At 1:54pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The lab tech regretted having left the orange and green thingys out all night

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53. At 1:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, embraboy wrote:
Balls!

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54. At 1:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, honesthulley wrote:
!I think it`s time I had my Haemoroid problem sorted out."

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55. At 1:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Nena could see the 99 Red Balloons, but had no idea where the green ones came from

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56. At 1:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Five a day? I thought you said five thousand.

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57. At 1:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Edna opens up a fruit machine to see why she hasn’t been winning

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58. At 1:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
New Government regulations mean lifeguards must be employed at all children's play areas

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59. At 1:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
How do you tell if they're ripe?

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60. At 1:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
At least poor Kerry Katona should be safe in here

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61. At 1:59pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Jackie! Jackie?

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62. At 2:00pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Harriet was annoyed to discover Bill had not untangled the Christmas lights from last year

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63. At 2:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I thought the mirrors would make the room look bigger

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64. At 2:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Daniella Westbrook searches for her septum

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65. At 2:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The new job? Having a ball.

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66. At 2:06pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
At long last, we can now start selling all this non-metric fruit

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67. At 2:06pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
Whatever these things are, they're multiplying like rabbits!

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68. At 2:07pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
It wasn't the balls that disturbed Clare, it was the person to her left that looked distinctly like her.

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69. At 2:09pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Did you say cravings or ravings, doctor?

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70. At 2:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
It's my fault. The decorator asked if I'd like wallpaper with pictures of Margaret Thatcher on, and I replied balls.

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71. At 2:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, paul6057 wrote:
The first design of the adult ball pit needed some revision.

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72. At 2:13pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
I think I must have mistyped the specification. I meant soft porn, not soft-play.

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73. At 2:13pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And this is the storage facility for Katie Price's earlier implants

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74. At 2:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Hillary's collection had grown extensively through the years

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75. At 2:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Bunny's helper prepares the stash for the long wait until Easter.

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76. At 2:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
Biggest Lime and Orange Tic-Tac fan is given her own giant lifetime supply pack.

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77. At 2:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Member of staff at the Crucible is sacked after ordering snooker balls in orange and green

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78. At 2:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, purpleprole wrote:
World's smallest woman found living in a packet of Tic-tacs

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79. At 2:19pm on 23 Oct 2008, purpleprole wrote:
Bizarrely, two Tic-tacs fans post their caption at the same time.

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80. At 2:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, Ravonski wrote:
The contestants on Through the Keyhole were stumped. Who would live in a house like this?

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81. At 2:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, timomouse wrote:
...and since that moment, I've never looked at Tic-Tacs in the same way.

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82. At 2:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Finally it was revealed how banks had been making their investment decisions: Buy or Sell Bingo

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83. At 2:21pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
After realising her mother was right that carrots would help her see in the dark, Karen was dsturbed to see what things actually look like with the lights turned off.

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84. At 2:21pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Rumour had it that the trouble with tribbles would be revisited in the latest Star Trek remake

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85. At 2:22pm on 23 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Oh dear, I think we've put this room in upside-down

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86. At 2:23pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
On second thoughts darling, I think the mirrors WERE a bit too much.

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87. At 2:23pm on 23 Oct 2008, seanrichards wrote:
David felt that Emma's obsession with 5-a-day was becoming just a little too much.

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88. At 2:23pm on 23 Oct 2008, LuluFran wrote:
Hilda was only 3 years old when she entered the ball pool at the wacky warehouse.

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89. At 2:24pm on 23 Oct 2008, robmoo wrote:
The company advertising themselves as 'Egg' was not what I expected...

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90. At 2:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I've decided to call it 'The trouble with nuclear power'

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91. At 2:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
There are complaints when fingernails and teeth are found in the Apple and Orange smoothies

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92. At 2:27pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Magritte was never very successful as an interior designer

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93. At 2:27pm on 23 Oct 2008, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Ripley could feel the first egg hatching and knew that today was going to be a very, very bad day.

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94. At 2:28pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Molly finally discovers the truth about Fibber McGee's closet

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95. At 2:29pm on 23 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
...and written on the balls are the names of all the people Tracey Emin hasn't slept with.

Margaret here is just removing one now...

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96. At 2:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:
For gods sake keep looking, David Beckham's in here somewhere...

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97. At 2:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
After trying alcohol for inspiration, Tracey Emin turns to acid

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98. At 2:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, Speedingmal wrote:
Birds, eye.

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99. At 2:34pm on 23 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:
Health & Safety Inspectors were blamed for the remake of 'Cube' not having quite the same edge as the original

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100. At 2:35pm on 23 Oct 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Vis all dese balls, der must be a man in here sumvhere... muttered Gretchen.

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101. At 2:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
The Jolly Green Giant tried not to laugh when he unexpectedly got tickled whilst playing hide & seek.

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102. At 2:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I'm not sure, but I think the girls may have had a rave in here last night.

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103. At 2:38pm on 23 Oct 2008, gparsons wrote:
Last one in's a rotten egg........ oh.

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104. At 2:38pm on 23 Oct 2008, campaign1 wrote:
Suddenly she wished she hadn't watched 'Alien' yesterday!

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105. At 2:39pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Kraftwerk unveils new video

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106. At 2:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
And if you see a large hand crawling out of any of them...

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107. At 2:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I know those are 'mammulus' clouds, but what kind of hailstones are they?"

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108. At 2:41pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Kevin And Perry's Orange and Lime Tic-Tacs Go Large.

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109. At 2:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
The 'Not to be taken Orally' label was quite worrying when Margaret looked at her medication.

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110. At 2:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
An unlucky Strictly Come Dancing contestant realises she's been Tangoed.

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111. At 2:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
Lattice?
Looks more like peas and carrots to me!

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112. At 2:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Psychedelic identity parade on the cheap.

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113. At 2:44pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Is this the wilderness of mirrors?

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114. At 2:46pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
All Kathy could remember about her birthday was that it had involved four bottles of vodka and desperate seller at a car boot sale

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115. At 2:47pm on 23 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
'Ere, it's just like M C Hammer's parachute pants, plenty of ball room.

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116. At 2:48pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I've been walking on eggs to get a part in the latest sequel.

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117. At 2:49pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
As she reached down into the Garden of Eden's lucky dip, Eve felt a frisson of anticipation.

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118. At 2:51pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
One, two, three, four...Oh, blast! Lost count again. I'll never get the stock take done!

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119. At 2:53pm on 23 Oct 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
Gemma instantly regretted drinking the glass of Kool-Aid given to her by Gerry Garcia

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120. At 2:55pm on 23 Oct 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Alice was, unusually, struggling to find a bottle that said 'Drink Me' on it.

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121. At 2:56pm on 23 Oct 2008, Infense wrote:
Retailers deny Christmas decorations are becoming excessive

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122. At 2:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, HogbinGoblin wrote:
This is not how she'd imagined the Icesave vault.

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123. At 3:00pm on 23 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
Don't worry about her, she's in her element...

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124. At 3:01pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I'm not sure that the recent reduction in the market value of this place is entirely due to the credit crunch.

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125. At 3:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Cat, you've got one last chance to come out or you don't get any tea.

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126. At 3:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
What do you expect to be left over after a giant's hen night?

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127. At 3:03pm on 23 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
Cool, the debigulator worked! Now to find out if the rebigulator works, too...

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128. At 3:03pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
We've got egg all over our place.

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129. At 3:04pm on 23 Oct 2008, 21gardener wrote:
Jam jars at the ready, Phyllis set to work on the next batch of chutney.

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130. At 3:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Hang on! Some of my reflections are wearing different colour lipstick.

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131. At 3:08pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
After cries of a fix lottery officials allowed a team of pixies to investigate their machines before the balls were picked.

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132. At 3:08pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"For our first sex lesson, children, we'll be doing vegetables."

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133. At 3:09pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Well, if Andy Murray can't win Wimbledon with these..."

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134. At 3:10pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
Witticism of major news event not compatible with caption.

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135. At 3:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Are you sure you should have had "Alien" directed by Andy Warhol?

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136. At 3:14pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Exasperated with trying to get the attention of her chemistry students, Anna goes for the nuclear option

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137. At 3:15pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
All this cash I splashed on scenery, and then they tell me I'm performing on radio!

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138. At 3:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
And at lease one caption will be a cliche, as sure as eggs is eggs.

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139. At 3:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, jimternet wrote:
If those kids kick one more ball over my fence I'm really going to snap!

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140. At 3:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The Oompa-Loompas waited in trepidation for "Invasion of the Body Snatchers".

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141. At 3:19pm on 23 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Berlin Getty woke from her drunken stupor and realised she now had something to be embarassed about other than her name.

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142. At 3:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Not being a metal fan, GB's assistant had obviously misunderstood his request to locate Balls to the Wall

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143. At 3:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, starkate85 wrote:
As she surveyed the result of years of work, she suddenly wondered if it had all been worth it...

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144. At 3:23pm on 23 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
There's got to be a caption in here somewhere.

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145. At 3:25pm on 23 Oct 2008, meinzadram wrote:
The Crystal Gaze

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146. At 3:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
Aaargh! I told them to make it base-centered orthorhombic, not base-centered monoclinic!

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147. At 3:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Another day, another challenge for the World Gobstopper Eating Champion

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148. At 3:28pm on 23 Oct 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
Down at the bottom of the garden,
Among the birds and the beas,
A little lot of little people,
They call the enormous, multi-coloured genetically modified Peas

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149. At 3:35pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
George had thought it was a private party - then someone spilled the beans.

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150. At 3:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Early unseen episodes of Changing Rooms found in the BBC archive.

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151. At 3:39pm on 23 Oct 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen wouldn't accept that the retro 70's look has over!

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152. At 3:39pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Chemists overstock on new vitamin Halibapple

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153. At 3:41pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
After what seemed like ages to Heidi, the paint was finally dry.

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154. At 3:46pm on 23 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
That was the last time she'd set foot in Wonka's Elevator.

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155. At 3:48pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
It must be a pigment of my imagination, thought Delia

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156. At 3:50pm on 23 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Hollywood's misguided attempts to go green are amply demonstrated in the upcoming remake, 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Peas'.

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157. At 3:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Reinventing the disco mirror ball was not going to be easy.

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158. At 3:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
She'd read the book, and was sure this wasn't what she was expecting at the back of her wardrobe...

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159. At 3:53pm on 23 Oct 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
That's our Chief Estimator. He's looking for a ball-park figure.

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160. At 3:55pm on 23 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:
I just CAN'T have missed one!

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161. At 3:55pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I think we're going to be hard pressed to find something the moderator can object to this week

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162. At 3:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Intrepid BBC reporter finds the ballpark that all the financial analysts are referring to

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163. At 3:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:
The Krypton Factor get's a 21st century update

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164. At 3:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Gunther realised this was turning into one very weird night.

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165. At 3:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Phillipa knew that her boss was colour blind, but when he said 'fetch me the purple ball from that room' she didn't think it might cost her her job.

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166. At 3:59pm on 23 Oct 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Relaxing in this isolation tank did not look promising.

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167. At 3:59pm on 23 Oct 2008, seanrichards wrote:
Emma tended to take security quite seriously when using the cash machine...

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168. At 3:59pm on 23 Oct 2008, docdon44 wrote:
Crikey, that one over there's hatching.

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169. At 4:00pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Dr Who's new Assistant finds that the Tardis is a shade smaller than she'd imagined.

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170. At 4:01pm on 23 Oct 2008, Guv1985 wrote:
The moulding process at the tic-tac factory had gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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171. At 4:01pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Waitrose attempts to bring fun and art to the fresh fruit counter...

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172. At 4:03pm on 23 Oct 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
Damn! I knew I should have chosen the blue pill!!

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173. At 4:04pm on 23 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
174. At 4:04pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
The kennel for the dog who has everything.

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175. At 4:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:
No, I still can't find more minutes for £30...

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176. At 4:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, Jags666 wrote:
The psychatrist wish she'd never begun to get inside SpongeBob's head

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177. At 4:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, Peneloppy wrote:
Ikea's 2008 Christmas section

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178. At 4:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
179. At 4:06pm on 23 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"IT'S SPOT THE KUDO'S...THE BRAND NEW GAME ON CHANNEL 4!"

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180. At 4:07pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Gordon was worried about his dreams. Certainly Sarah was in them, but he had the distinct feeling that the balls meant something ponderous....

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181. At 4:07pm on 23 Oct 2008, Peneloppy wrote:
And to think... we used to clone sheep!

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182. At 4:08pm on 23 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Everytime I count them, there seems to be a different number in total..."

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183. At 4:08pm on 23 Oct 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Groovy baby!

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184. At 4:09pm on 23 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:
When she got there, Lucy discovered the sky was full of cheap fakes.

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185. At 4:09pm on 23 Oct 2008, ilinga wrote:
Green Peppers and Red Tomatoes were drawn in the new Star Trek version of Ready Steady Cook...

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186. At 4:09pm on 23 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
'Look before you Leap', #156: Light bulbs come in many colours, shapes and sizes..

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187. At 4:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, Fabio, I said we should change our tactics

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188. At 4:12pm on 23 Oct 2008, margaritamoon wrote:
Yuk!! did I vomit that much last night??

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189. At 4:13pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Since he'd gone bald, Dale Winton had gone into hiding, but which one was he?

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190. At 4:14pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Gabriella had always wondered what a kudo looked like

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191. At 4:15pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Gloria was impressed with the new long pile carpet ... made using real piles

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192. At 4:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, Guv1985 wrote:
Don't blame it on the sunshine,
Don't blame it on the moonlight,
Don't blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the boogie!

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193. At 4:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
It certainly all looks very Freuden

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194. At 4:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
I can never see these Magic Eye pictures - is it a Dolphin?

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195. At 4:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
I'm sorry - I always sneeze when I smell oranges

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196. At 4:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
But this isn't any orange and apple lattice pie - this is Terra Mineralia orange and apple lattice pie

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197. At 4:21pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Terra Mineralia? Beatrice screamed as she misheard the first word.

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198. At 4:22pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
So you mean that every mineral's crystal lattice has a little girl in it?

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199. At 4:25pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Unfortunately, the curator had misheard, and had created a mock-up of a mineral's crystal lettuce

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200. At 4:27pm on 23 Oct 2008, Guv1985 wrote:
After yet another humiliating defeat, Juande Ramos goes to his happy place.

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201. At 4:27pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'B'

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202. At 4:27pm on 23 Oct 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
Michael and his trusty biro were going to make sure his numbers came up that Saturday.

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203. At 4:29pm on 23 Oct 2008, Dostoyevsky wrote:
Miss Brodie was beginning to think that the age at which children learned about sex was becoming too young

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204. At 4:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
So how many of these will I need to get my 100% RDA?

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205. At 4:31pm on 23 Oct 2008, Carol Harrop wrote:
And you're sure the green eggs are the male dinosaurs?

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206. At 4:31pm on 23 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
'Let me decorate the room! He said'
'What's the worst that could happen? He said'
'I need to stop drinking Dr. Pepper.'

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207. At 4:32pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
The government's plan for a Vegetarian Easter Egg Festival proved too expensive in times of recession.

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208. At 4:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I preferred it when it was a pub."

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209. At 4:33pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Now her partner had finished painting the room, Fiona hoped the effects of the paint fumes would diminish.

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210. At 4:34pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Halfway through the fitting of her new living room carpet, Deborah considers that maybe she should have gone for just the medium-cushion underlay, not the extra-thick...

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211. At 4:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Incubate a few eggs, he says. Bit of space in the attic he says....

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212. At 4:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:
Should sex education be compulsory?

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213. At 4:38pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
New interactive test launched to help search for red-green colour blindness deficiency.

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214. At 4:39pm on 23 Oct 2008, Guv1985 wrote:
The embezzlement rumours associated with the Transformers sequel's budget were dismissed as being totally unfounded.

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215. At 4:41pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
Long term study shows that after 100 years of natural selection at work, only the red and green Skittles prevailed.

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216. At 4:44pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
New gameshow, 'Ball and Socket', encourages contestants to flex thier joints to find switch to turn TV on.

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217. At 4:44pm on 23 Oct 2008, Guv1985 wrote:
As we suspected, London 2012 wasn't as big or elaborate as Beijing 2008.

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218. At 4:45pm on 23 Oct 2008, opaqueprawn2 wrote:
"Perhaps" thought the gym teacher on reflection "the sex education classes were a little TOO abstract."

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219. At 4:49pm on 23 Oct 2008, princessrandomgirl wrote:
The producers were starting to wonder if perhaps they hadn't quite got the new series of the Crystal Maze right

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220. At 4:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, PrincessAstropoppet wrote:
oooo don't think I should have taken that trip!

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221. At 4:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
(#202 should have been:)

Karen and her trusty biro were going to make sure her numbers came up on Saturday.

(I should have gone to Specsavers.)

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222. At 4:55pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
With SAW 5 now out, new advert shows scene excerpt...

" Deborah, you have spent on average 5 hours a day in front of the TV.
Now, either escape your laziness risking certain devestating ankle-twisting, or else forever endure brain-haemorrhage-inducing endless re-runs of 'Friends'. "

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223. At 4:56pm on 23 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:
It's reported that Edwina Currie is still looking for the salmonella-free egg.

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224. At 4:56pm on 23 Oct 2008, Guv1985 wrote:
The Pod-Peoples cover of Lionel Ritchie's 'Dancing on the Cieling' was tipped to beat the latest X-Factor star to Number 1.

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225. At 4:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Before the disco world of Saturday Night Fever comes Friday Afternoon Slight Temperature

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226. At 5:01pm on 23 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
In the new and unique therapy experiece, Cindy loses her symptoms of depression after realising she truly is one in a million.

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227. At 5:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
For the peas and tomatoes scene in American Beauty 2, Mena Suvari insisted on waiving the nudity clause.

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228. At 5:04pm on 23 Oct 2008, lestmak wrote:
Hugh Fearnely-Whittingstall's latest organic experiment produced a surprising bumper crop.

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229. At 5:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, Hordak2217 wrote:
Sometimes the games on the Crystal Maze were just too hard...

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230. At 5:14pm on 23 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
Oranges & lemons said the bells.... hold on, who's swapped my lemons for limes?

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231. At 5:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
Sadly it wasn't quite what she'd meant when she said she wanted to be on a podcast

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232. At 5:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, MichaelBeaver wrote:
Kevin McLeod described it as "a fusion of retro 80's NERF nostalgia and new millennium chiq, it imbibes a person with a tremendous sense of fun, yet it's humility is truly inspiring".... I think it's balls.

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233. At 5:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
When pumpkins breed....

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234. At 5:23pm on 23 Oct 2008, paulo1990 wrote:
GO ON, SHAKE YER TIC-TACS!

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235. At 5:28pm on 23 Oct 2008, jonathanrbell wrote:
Do many plastic lettuces - where's the crystal one?

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236. At 5:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, jonathanrbell wrote:
*So many plastic lettuces - where's the crystal one?

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237. At 5:31pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
The Umpah Lumpah's bachelor pad was pretty much as Lucy had expected...

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238. At 5:32pm on 23 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Ok, very funny, now where's the remote?

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239. At 5:34pm on 23 Oct 2008, ChrisJohnA wrote:
Stuffing the olives Krypton Factor style.

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240. At 5:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, ChrisJohnA wrote:
Sarah Palin gets to see the makeover removal room.

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241. At 5:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Looks like a dead heat at Ready Steady Cook.

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242. At 5:40pm on 23 Oct 2008, ChrisJohnA wrote:
The England rugby physio tests the new-fangled recovery room built to withstand the hard knocks but also modified walls to pamper to cipriani's vanity.

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243. At 5:44pm on 23 Oct 2008, iandoha wrote:
Weaver wished she hadn't had those mushrooms before filming started on "Aliens - the Prequel".

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244. At 5:46pm on 23 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
In the greenhouse at Highgrove it seems Prince Charles has not been entirely honest about his views on GM crops.

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245. At 5:47pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
It was the same dream when she ate olives just before bed.

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246. At 5:48pm on 23 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Just a green and a red will leave his opponent needing a snooker.

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247. At 5:49pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
Mrs Stevens finally discovers what's behind the green door.

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248. At 5:50pm on 23 Oct 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Kerry selects an olive for her pre-programme "cup of tea"

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249. At 5:50pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Noel Edmonds locks Pandora in a room. She has 90 seconds to find the ball that contains hope and a way out.

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250. At 5:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Donation Room on Russian billionaire's yacht discovered.

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251. At 5:53pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
Unlike Wagon Wheels, Curly Wurlys and Creme Eggs, M&Ms actually seemed to be getting bigger every year...

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252. At 5:54pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Test finds that when the smoke clears, it's not all done with smoke and mirrors.

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253. At 5:54pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
Sue decides to have a go at fixing the giant plasma screen tv herself and soon discovers the problem - someone's been in and nicked all the blue pixels.

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254. At 5:56pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Feng Shui expert is given most difficult challenge ever!

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255. At 5:58pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Duncan Bannatyne and the rest of the Dragons agree she really hasn't thought her business plan through...

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256. At 5:59pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Susan in the ballroom with a rope

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257. At 6:00pm on 23 Oct 2008, mgaved wrote:
Jane was having second thoughts about the new makeover for her bedroom, maybe it looked better on the TV reality show...

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258. At 6:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
We're all ready now. Get the model submarine and we can start filming scene 157 of "Fantastic Voyage."

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259. At 6:03pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Lady doctor checks Brian Sewell's pulse after he has an apoplectic fit at the latest exhibition he is sent to...

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260. At 6:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
261. At 6:08pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Leona Lewis plays an intimate venue.

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262. At 6:10pm on 23 Oct 2008, tcooked wrote:
Sigourney Weaver is struck once again by her recurring dream.

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263. At 6:12pm on 23 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die..

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264. At 6:14pm on 23 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"er boss, when you said you only wanted a ball-park figure..."

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265. At 6:14pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
When statisticians dream

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266. At 6:15pm on 23 Oct 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
This is what happens if you dont eat your greens. (they multiply and breed with tomatos and take over the world)

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267. At 6:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Fibonacci was here

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268. At 6:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
It was at moments like this that michelle wondered if GM foods had the potential to be worse than everyone said?!

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269. At 6:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Oh, Mrs Ambassador, with these giant mineral lattice mock-ups, you are spoiling us!"

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270. At 6:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
No-one liked having to work in the Pea room at the GM food factory.

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271. At 6:19pm on 23 Oct 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Being colour blind was turning out to be a bigger problem than sarah had originally thought in her new job as quality control at Birds Eye frozen peas...

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272. At 6:19pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"This uplighting is fabulous for my double chin..."

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273. At 6:20pm on 23 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"...but take the blue pill, and we'll see how deep the rabbit hole goes..."

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274. At 6:21pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Crystal or crystal meth? You will be on one or the other here!

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275. At 6:21pm on 23 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"and now, to find the kids"

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276. At 6:22pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Room to veg out in.

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277. At 6:24pm on 23 Oct 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
(Green ball at front to Red neighbour) "Dont say anything, but do you think she's not from round here?"

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278. At 6:25pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Thank goodness I tidied up after the party last night..."

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279. At 6:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, youngWillz wrote:
If you think this is bad, wait til you see the gargantuan mineral crystal lattice mock up next door.

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280. At 6:35pm on 23 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
God I wish I never bought huge peas.

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281. At 6:35pm on 23 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Credit crunch means the National Lottery get a woman to hand pick the numbers

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282. At 6:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
I wish I never entered guess the number of balls in a room competition

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283. At 6:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Welcome to the Table Tennis Bat museum

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284. At 6:38pm on 23 Oct 2008, Whitbylassie wrote:
Yet again, all the blue ones had been removed ...

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285. At 6:41pm on 23 Oct 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
I said brightly coloured walls and a reflective ball!

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286. At 6:42pm on 23 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
and if any of you lot roll out of line....I've got a sharp pin here.

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287. At 6:54pm on 23 Oct 2008, Fozzie wrote:
I'm sure these alien eggs should have hatched by now!

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288. At 7:00pm on 23 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Hmmnn.. Now which handbag shall I use today?

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289. At 7:01pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
"And vunce zay are all ripe, Spacehopper vurrld domination vill be mine, all mine!!"

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290. At 7:04pm on 23 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
In the loft at Monitor Mansions: "I know Thursday's letters are in here somewhere..."

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291. At 7:12pm on 23 Oct 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Monica just couldn't understand how her instructions for the disco had been misunderstood

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292. At 7:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"OOH LOOK...COLOURED KUDO'S or for the US market, Colored Kudo's!"

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293. At 7:17pm on 23 Oct 2008, expertPeregrine wrote:
At the stroke of midnight, everybody in the disco turned into a bright-coloured ball except for Larry, who had spent all his money on beer alone.

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294. At 7:24pm on 23 Oct 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
Using mirrors and brightly coloured balls to explain fractional reserve banking hadn't worked

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295. At 7:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
The room doesn't need decorating for Christmas! That's more money on booze

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296. At 7:51pm on 23 Oct 2008, omnipotent wrote:
Sigourney, where are you, I know you're hiding in here...

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297. At 7:54pm on 23 Oct 2008, ADasein wrote:
As Nature continues to confound, a lone transvestite sperm find itself rather spoilt for choice.

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298. At 8:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
OK - Everybody with a legume between their buttocks - ready, aim...................

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299. At 8:06pm on 23 Oct 2008, theomeny wrote:
Designers at Ferrero had some difficulty with scale in their new line of extra-large tic tacs.

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300. At 8:06pm on 23 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Oh balls, is it Christmas already?

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301. At 8:10pm on 23 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Oh........that's what it looks like..........

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302. At 8:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, SammyLouK wrote:
Sarah was going to blow the sugar budget again this year, if everyone wanted toffee-apples.

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303. At 8:16pm on 23 Oct 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
...."she was bouncing here a minute ago...."

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304. At 8:23pm on 23 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Cleaning staff at Peter Stringfellow's house start work on the bedroom.

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305. At 8:25pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
So, Johnny, if you have 1 apple and 1 orange, and I give you 24,322 apples and 24,322 oranges, how many have you got?

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306. At 8:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
There are hints of sabotage in the Sunny Delight factory

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307. At 8:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
I knew that Christmas poultry feed was dodgy.

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308. At 8:37pm on 23 Oct 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
Has anyone seen the hamster ?

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309. At 9:02pm on 23 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Just days after asking his girlfriend to move in, Dave has second thoughts when the scatter cushions are unpacked.

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310. At 9:09pm on 23 Oct 2008, bert217 wrote:
Lucy wasn't really sure soft play areas for adults was the answer to the stress of working for HSBC.

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311. At 9:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Ball of Mirrors....

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312. At 9:30pm on 23 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I really should have thrown out that Shake n Vac from 1975."

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313. At 9:45pm on 23 Oct 2008, NewsMonitor wrote:
I just KNOW I put my snooker cue down here somewhere . . . .

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314. At 9:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, NewsMonitor wrote:
This recess has globes. Does that make it a real global recession?

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315. At 9:55pm on 23 Oct 2008, NewsMonitor wrote:
Proof that genetically-modified peas & tomatoes is actually done by mirrors.

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316. At 10:05pm on 23 Oct 2008, justfor wrote:
This video player's a terra. Mineralia, how does it work again?

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317. At 10:18pm on 23 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"It's been on the market for over a year now - I blame the credit crunch."

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318. At 10:21pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
...and to the left of my kitchen is a entire universe of just green and red blobs.

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319. At 10:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
Hang on dear... I'm just going to look again for that sewing needle.

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320. At 10:36pm on 23 Oct 2008, DoctorOats wrote:
"Susan! SUSAN!? I've been taken prisoner by Prince Caspian's Evil Balls!" said Peter.

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321. At 10:53pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
Lucy said to her husband

"Swansea County Council have put in 160K into a mobile-play service." "Is pennies for that! I miss the school play buses of the 80's and... I would attach one to the house."

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322. At 10:54pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
Lucy said to her husband

"Swansea County Council have put in 160K into a mobile-play service." "Is pennies for that! I miss the school play buses of the 80's and... I thought I would attach one to the house."

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323. At 10:57pm on 23 Oct 2008, Tessadragon wrote:
Apple shortage reaches crisis point as counterfeits start appearing in shops.

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324. At 11:11pm on 23 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
But the real problem was that it smelt of garlic..

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325. At 11:15pm on 23 Oct 2008, 2Embee wrote:
Alien - for toddlers

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326. At 11:22pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
"Someone call environmental health! we've had an infestion of huge green and... red funguses".

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327. At 11:26pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
"Where is Aggie MacKenzie and Kim when you need them!"

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328. At 11:27pm on 23 Oct 2008, okeating wrote:
Ellie had serious doubts that the Tictacs were only 2 calories each.

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329. At 11:28pm on 23 Oct 2008, VickiKimberley wrote:
"Someone call environmental health! we've got a huge infestation of green and... red funguses".

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330. At 11:52pm on 23 Oct 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
This wasn't what Helen thought he'd meant when he said he'd take her to balls...

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331. At 00:01am on 24 Oct 2008, DramJam wrote:
The world's largest LCD TV was set to yellow, and the search for the dead pixel continued.

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332. At 00:06am on 24 Oct 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:
Another quiet shift in the apple prison.

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333. At 00:08am on 24 Oct 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:
And just at that moment, Amy's contact lens fell out.

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334. At 00:12am on 24 Oct 2008, Egg On A Stilt wrote:
Hmmm If I tweak the genome here, all future humans will have purple eyebrows.

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335. At 00:12am on 24 Oct 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:
"Doctor, the TARDIS is on the blink again!"

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336. At 00:16am on 24 Oct 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:
Apples 2: When Granny Smiths attack

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337. At 00:27am on 24 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"You shall go to the ball!" somehow got lost in translation

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338. At 00:29am on 24 Oct 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:
Lucy vaguely remembered Gok Wan saying red and green should never being seen, but chose to go ahead with it anyway.

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339. At 00:29am on 24 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
One of the beans was different, the Human bean.

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340. At 00:32am on 24 Oct 2008, AliceInOrange wrote:
The entropy of an isolated system not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. The same can be said for the number of large Easter eggs.

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341. At 00:37am on 24 Oct 2008, C1_Backload wrote:
We need MORE greens....

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342. At 00:39am on 24 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Teletubbies in cloning scandal.

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343. At 00:41am on 24 Oct 2008, brachiopod wrote:
Let's see;

Resinous lustre.
Good cleavage.
No streak.
Multiple twinning.

Possibly cummingtonite?

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344. At 00:41am on 24 Oct 2008, ThunderCat8 wrote:
After losing money in Icelandic banks, the Ministry of Love had to cut funding for Room 101.

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345. At 00:47am on 24 Oct 2008, discom8 wrote:
Heinrich, ve hev ze problem the ze third level bonding on every second green ball is incorrect. Do you think anyvon vill notice?

Nor fritz, zey vill all be looking at ze pretty girl instead.

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346. At 00:48am on 24 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Lady excited about new job on Durex test bed.

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347. At 00:53am on 24 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Changing rooms presenters sacked after latest debacle.

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348. At 01:06am on 24 Oct 2008, Phillipa2005 wrote:
Ripley realised they were alien eggs

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349. At 01:08am on 24 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
Red and BLUE for Nov. 4... Red and BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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350. At 01:28am on 24 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
6,589,357....6,589,358....6,589,???...............1...2...3...4

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351. At 01:34am on 24 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
AND THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS.

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352. At 01:38am on 24 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
The American all time low of reality shows: The Kaleidoscope of Dome.

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353. At 01:43am on 24 Oct 2008, NOTMARTIN wrote:
Didn't I see this in the "Molecular Decomposition of Spit" exibit down the hall.

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354. At 03:52am on 24 Oct 2008, scratchingbeard wrote:
Santa's daughter finds the incubation room for the elves' eggs.

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355. At 07:13am on 24 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Crick and Watson were nearly killed when their first attempt to model the double helix collapsed under the weight. They later attributed their Nobel Prize to the descision to switch to ping pong balls instead.

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356. At 07:38am on 24 Oct 2008, Irish-Di wrote:
In another state, another Sarah realised she'd misunderstood about the balls.

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357. At 07:56am on 24 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Trillian hated it when the Heart of Gold's Infinite Improbability Drive engine had to be manually restarted

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358. At 07:56am on 24 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Nurse Chappell to bridge, I've found the source of the problem Captain, TRIBBLES!

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359. At 07:59am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
Ripley had had the idea for a long time, one day she would make a mint on eBay with retro space hoppers.

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360. At 07:59am on 24 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Centre Parcs certainly had updated the decor at its "Woodland Lodges"

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361. At 08:03am on 24 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
And in another one of her strange deams God showed Governor Palin exactly where he came up with the design for DNA

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362. At 08:04am on 24 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Are you sure this is "based on a true story"?

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363. At 08:11am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
The Albert Hofmann Snooker Finals.

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364. At 08:12am on 24 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Santa's grotto opened earlier and weirder every year.

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365. At 08:13am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
Never microwave veg at the LHC.

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366. At 08:14am on 24 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Now, where's the last of the garments I brought into the fitting room?

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367. At 08:15am on 24 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:
But DEFRA said there would be no problem having our chicken houses under those power lines.....

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368. At 08:25am on 24 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:
Lilliputian womam still alive after being trapped inside bag of M n Ms

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369. At 08:26am on 24 Oct 2008, MJR wrote:
Valkyrie Brunhilde hated modern warfare

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370. At 08:28am on 24 Oct 2008, fionapar wrote:
The camouflage was just too good for Emma to find her 'secret safe' egg with her jewellery in...

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371. At 08:28am on 24 Oct 2008, MJR wrote:
Valkyrie Brunhilde hated modern Opera

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372. At 08:44am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
Rubik's Room

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373. At 08:48am on 24 Oct 2008, racheyroonumber2 wrote:
Being colour blind, Bettina just thought 'so what?'

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374. At 08:53am on 24 Oct 2008, himills wrote:
Ripley and Newt barely escape.

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375. At 08:57am on 24 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
One, two, three... jump into the balls

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376. At 08:58am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
Useless Inventions #217,849. The Gore-tex Continent Canopy.

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377. At 08:59am on 24 Oct 2008, himills wrote:
A change in diet for the Venus FlyTrap

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378. At 09:00am on 24 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
This was to prove the bogeymen have bogeys in their blood

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379. At 09:01am on 24 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Gloria supervises the apple-balancing class in the Home for Retired Orange Game-Show Presenters

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380. At 09:09am on 24 Oct 2008, emperorx wrote:
NHS colour blindness tests get much harder.

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381. At 09:12am on 24 Oct 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
Welcome to Eminem's crib

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382. At 09:14am on 24 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
Today's Sesame Street has been brought to you by the colours Orange & Green

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383. At 09:18am on 24 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
Woman still trapped inside giant pool table.

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384. At 09:20am on 24 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
Contents of Barry Manilow's hankie revealed.

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385. At 09:25am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
the cleaning lady attempts to find her 3rd lost Hoover.

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386. At 09:28am on 24 Oct 2008, bizarreAllegra wrote:
I'll give you tangerine-themed fun-foam jacuzzi party! Get a move on finding that plug hole, or else...

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387. At 09:37am on 24 Oct 2008, chester_copperpott wrote:
OK, there are balls all over the floor and mirrors on the ceiling. I can't see the crystal...

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388. At 09:40am on 24 Oct 2008, ScottyDooDoo wrote:
Attending the interview for the vacant 'Operational Manager' position at 'Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory' was begininng to feel like more hassle than it was worth.

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389. At 09:42am on 24 Oct 2008, Missus_F wrote:
Big Brother unveils the new diary room!

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390. At 09:43am on 24 Oct 2008, Missus_F wrote:
Alice wondered 'just how tiny did that potion make her?'

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391. At 09:47am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
undercover police work had been successful, a large stash of illegal medicine balls were discovered in a disused warehouse in N.E. London yesterday

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392. At 09:48am on 24 Oct 2008, tadlam wrote:
'Aha, so this is a Quantum of Solace!'

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393. At 09:50am on 24 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"The house has been on the market for over a year now. I blame the credit crunch."

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394. At 09:51am on 24 Oct 2008, KieranOx wrote:
Things just haven't been the same at Playboy Mansions since Hugh Hefner grew interested in chemistry.

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395. At 09:51am on 24 Oct 2008, phillymaus wrote:
no, seriously, put some Ozrics on, it will complete the atmosphere.

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396. At 09:53am on 24 Oct 2008, vel0cityb0y wrote:
I knew the inside of Graham Norton's head was nothing but balls and mirrors.

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397. At 09:59am on 24 Oct 2008, richard_pomeroy wrote:
It was the best Easter Helga had ever had

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398. At 10:00am on 24 Oct 2008, richard_pomeroy wrote:
"49....50.....coming ready or not"

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399. At 10:06am on 24 Oct 2008, akaTomflash wrote:
At long last, having searched the world over, Samantha finally uncovered the Easter Bunny's lair. But soon, the beast would surely return...

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400. At 10:06am on 24 Oct 2008, akamelmo71 wrote:
Brigitta suddently realised she eaten too many tic-tacs ...

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401. At 10:08am on 24 Oct 2008, yapparister wrote:
Heidi reflected, "It's just a lottery".

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402. At 10:10am on 24 Oct 2008, mcfste wrote:
Alice was annoyed as she had told her mother time and time again she didn't want mushrooms with her sunday dinner.

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403. At 10:20am on 24 Oct 2008, hairyairey wrote:
There's a donation to the Conservative Party hidden in here somewhere, because that's what the guy on the yacht told me.

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404. At 10:25am on 24 Oct 2008, yapparister wrote:
Glancing around the restaurant, Hayley wondered if anyone else had eaten the wild mushroom risotto for lunch.

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405. At 10:26am on 24 Oct 2008, Mr_V_Smith wrote:
Jamie's school dinners had take the "Superfoods" concept just a little too far.

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406. At 10:28am on 24 Oct 2008, heleliz wrote:
Why NOT to take hallucinogenic drugs before entering a ballpool...

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407. At 10:32am on 24 Oct 2008, Kinsao wrote:
Oh BALLS!

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408. At 10:33am on 24 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:
would you like peas or carrots with your meal?

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409. At 10:33am on 24 Oct 2008, mjdholloway wrote:
Alice had begun to notice that the other side of the looking glass had been overrun by conceptual artists.

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410. At 10:38am on 24 Oct 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
Brenda tried hard to remember - which were the uppers and which were the downers?

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411. At 10:43am on 24 Oct 2008, Peteboov wrote:
Yes, but do you think my bum looks big from this angle?

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412. At 10:59am on 24 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Griselda takes a wrong turning and finishes up in Peter Stringfellow's loft

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413. At 11:00am on 24 Oct 2008, blogbuster wrote:
Oh no, i'm having that dream about wading through a room of giant garden peas and baked beans again...

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414. At 11:02am on 24 Oct 2008, peterstagg wrote:
Ripley's recurring nightmare of Alien eggs became even more frightening now she could dream in technicolour...

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415. At 11:09am on 24 Oct 2008, bmerren wrote:
The Ball Room of No Mans

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416. At 11:12am on 24 Oct 2008, RoddyJenkins wrote:
Sarah Beeny tried to see who the the would-be property developrers were aiming at

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417. At 11:13am on 24 Oct 2008, Scoutysue wrote:
New giant size pack of orange and lime tic tacs hits the shelves.....

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418. At 11:16am on 24 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Arriving late at the costume hire shop Anne realised it would be red or green nosed clown again this year.

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419. At 11:18am on 24 Oct 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
Leaked photo from the top secret Ferrero labs proves that Orange and Lime Tic Tacs require minitiarization pre-packaging.

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420. At 11:19am on 24 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Traci certainly did'nt remember eating those

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421. At 11:20am on 24 Oct 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
New super-atomic particles serendipidously discovered at CERN's Hadron Collider

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422. At 11:21am on 24 Oct 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
Credit Crunch fails to affect manufacturers of large coloured balls.

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423. At 11:22am on 24 Oct 2008, Kramaring wrote:
To Helga it wasn't modern art, it was just a load of balls.

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424. At 11:22am on 24 Oct 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
The secret portal in "Being John Malkovich" gets even weirder.

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425. At 11:24am on 24 Oct 2008, mouseorgan wrote:
Mike Reid's Runaround relaunched for HDTV

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426. At 11:25am on 24 Oct 2008, supasupermam wrote:
"Quick - someone get Sigorney Weaver on the phone now!"

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427. At 11:26am on 24 Oct 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
Colour blindness tests get interactive

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428. At 11:27am on 24 Oct 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
"Lenny, I like the two tone idea for Comic Relief this year, but I think we need to work on size!"

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429. At 11:28am on 24 Oct 2008, iceblinky1906 wrote:
Wait a second, this isn't the door to Narnia

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430. At 11:31am on 24 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
For such a highly recommended restaurant the salad bar was severely short on choice.

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431. At 11:32am on 24 Oct 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
So nat'ralists observe, a ball
Hath smaller balls that on him prey,
And these have smaller balls that bite 'em,
And so proceed ad infinitum.

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432. At 11:50am on 24 Oct 2008, barrettkeller wrote:
Sodding 60-minute makeover....

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433. At 11:51am on 24 Oct 2008, iceblinky1906 wrote:
"I'd hate to think what this dream says about me"

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434. At 11:56am on 24 Oct 2008, goldenFlavia wrote:
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

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435. At 12:02pm on 24 Oct 2008, Rossinny wrote:
Tim had clearly misheard the request to come armed with “New, big, bright tactics” to the planning meeting

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436. At 12:03pm on 24 Oct 2008, Rossinny wrote:
Tim had clearly misheard the request to come armed with 'New, big, bright tactics' to the planning meeting

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437. At 12:12pm on 24 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
If this doesn't catch Charles attention I'm stuffed, it's called 'Nigella's pantry nightmare.'

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438. At 12:19pm on 24 Oct 2008, cowmpark wrote:
Its our resource room for the new sex education module

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439. At 12:20pm on 24 Oct 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Olga was really regretting dropping her car keys in here.

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440. At 12:20pm on 24 Oct 2008, ChelseaMarv wrote:
The lottery rollover was getting ridiculous after week 45

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441. At 12:23pm on 24 Oct 2008, rego77660 wrote:
Kerry reflects for a while, and wonders whether the herbal tea she fed to her apples and oranges had any side effects

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442. At 12:28pm on 24 Oct 2008, rego77660 wrote:
The door opens to reveal the next job for Juande Ramos - a fruit seller

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443. At 12:29pm on 24 Oct 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Excellent. In 3 months, they hatch, and I rule the world!

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444. At 12:30pm on 24 Oct 2008, shmeegol wrote:
Visiting the experimental muppets incubation farm...

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445. At 12:30pm on 24 Oct 2008, bishopofantioch wrote:
investigations into alternate realities was found to be a load of balls

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446. At 12:32pm on 24 Oct 2008, rego77660 wrote:
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