Winning entries in the caption competition.
This week, staff at the new Saatchi Gallery chat next to an art installation called Ash Head by Zhang Huan. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Johnny Pixels
Essentially the difference between modern art and rubbish is if it'll fit in a wheelie bin or not.
5. Rob Falconer
"Look, I'm sorry, Deborah, but it was the only way we could get it into the van."
"A skateboarding dog? How could you top that?"
"Something beginning with A H ? And is it in the room?"
"I've just called Heathrow and no sign of the rest of it."
"Maybe nobody will notice, Deirdre."