Caption Competition

13:36 UK time, Friday, 10 October 2008

Winning entries in the caption competition.

This week, staff at the new Saatchi Gallery chat next to an art installation called Ash Head by Zhang Huan. But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. Johnny Pixels
Essentially the difference between modern art and rubbish is if it'll fit in a wheelie bin or not.

5. Rob Falconer
"Look, I'm sorry, Deborah, but it was the only way we could get it into the van."

4. stigmondo
"A skateboarding dog? How could you top that?"

3. grazvalentine
"Something beginning with A H ? And is it in the room?"

2. SeanieSmith
"I've just called Heathrow and no sign of the rest of it."

1. nick_fowler
"Maybe nobody will notice, Deirdre."

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1. At 12:20pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
So, what have you done with the rest of Patrick Stewart's bust?

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2. At 12:21pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Ash Head? That's where they should put it.

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3. At 12:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
Kilroy was here.

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4. At 12:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Don't worry. With that low bridge outside this often happens.

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5. At 12:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Come on, his dentures must be back by now.

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6. At 12:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, Caddyshaq wrote:
things were'nt looking to good for Ong Bak

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7. At 12:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker
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8. At 12:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, Johnny Pixels wrote:
Chinese art is really going places now, thanks to these wheels

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9. At 12:26pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
It's entitled "Liverpool - European Capital of Culture 2008"

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10. At 12:27pm on 09 Oct 2008, Johnny Pixels wrote:
The giant head wondered if the ladies were modern art, or just visitors

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11. At 12:27pm on 09 Oct 2008, campaign1 wrote:
It's from a part-work magazine called Art Today! Only another 10,000 copies and I will have the whole statue!

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12. At 12:28pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Maybe nobody will notice, Deirdre

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13. At 12:28pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Maybe we should rename it "Agardensh Head"

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14. At 12:28pm on 09 Oct 2008, sbrobinson wrote:
Wot no wall!

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15. At 12:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, campaign1 wrote:
We need it to explain the new wight loss surgery the NHS are offering. It's one step up from a gastric band!

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16. At 12:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, Caddyshaq wrote:
oops
note to self - remember to check spelling befor posting....

Things weren't looking too good for Ong Bak

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17. At 12:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The budget for the Troll in the forthcoming Hobbit movie had been exceeded and cutbacks were being discussed

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18. At 12:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, JobeyHelen wrote:
"I never realised that these modern artists were so way ahead of the credit crunch!"

"Oh come... one spot of paint on a twenty foot canvas, half a head-bust? They've been preparing for years."

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19. At 12:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, DylanRex wrote:
When they told me this job would help me get ahead this wasn't what I had in mind.

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20. At 12:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
I can't help but shake the feeling that someone is staring at me...

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21. At 12:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
Well, I thought it was nicknamed "The Silence of the Lama"

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22. At 12:32pm on 09 Oct 2008, Johnny Pixels wrote:
Essentially the difference between modern art and rubbish is if it'll fit in a wheelie bin or not

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23. At 12:32pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Next...how do we get it up the stairs?

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24. At 12:34pm on 09 Oct 2008, Eregol wrote:
In my head I felt half cut and well trolleyed!

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25. At 12:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Easter Island - the Budget Tour

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26. At 12:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
It's a pity Zhang Huan isn't Amazonian. "A Shrunken Head" would have been easier to move around.

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27. At 12:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Good job we got it out of the formaldehyde tank before the last bit of it dissolved!

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28. At 12:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Apparently the money for the rest of his bust is invested in an Icelandic bank

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29. At 12:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
"She's not is she? Oh god, she is - how embarrassing... I knew I shouldn't have worn this tee shirt..."

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30. At 12:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
You missed out the jacked-up rear wheels and furry dice.

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31. At 12:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
So, the bust is bust

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32. At 12:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
His ear, nose and throat specialist is on a reduced salary, apparently.

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33. At 12:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Er, not exactly what I meant by getting ahead..."

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34. At 12:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, campaign1 wrote:
Apparently it was a statue of the man who founded the bank!

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35. At 12:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I hope this is a dual fuel vehicle.

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36. At 12:40pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Apparently, Deborah Kerr has the other half

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37. At 12:40pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kudosless wrote:

Was it something ash-head?

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38. At 12:40pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
That's the last time I order a ventriloquist's dummy from there!

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39. At 12:40pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kudosless wrote:

Sorry Sir. Embers Only.

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40. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rockahula wrote:
His next piece 'Fag Butt' was not quite as popular.

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41. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Dating sites, huh!

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42. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, robmoo wrote:
Ahead behind? Eh?

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43. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
You mean the display dimensions you gave me were in inches not feet?

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44. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, dave-o25 wrote:
It's no good - we can't see him if he's closing his eyes...

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45. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
He said if we damaged his bust he'd sort us out ... and it's life-size!

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46. At 12:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The other bits are arriving in an hour

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47. At 12:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, robmoo wrote:
Is there something in my teeth?

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48. At 12:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Hiding escapers in this vaulting horse is a great idea. But how are we supposed to vault over it?

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49. At 12:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, dave-o25 wrote:
The sculpture longed to be a member of the chin-touching club, but it was never going to happen...

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50. At 12:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
So this is what a dalek looks like inside!

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51. At 12:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The giant knew he should have read the LHC warning signs before poking his head inside

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52. At 12:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
He needs to lose some weight. Fetch some sandpaper.

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53. At 12:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kudosless wrote:

Another chinless wonder

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54. At 12:44pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Well, if it's called "The Kiss" there must be more to it

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55. At 12:44pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
We made it out of all that was left of the bankers we stood near to the nuclear device being tested.

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56. At 12:44pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I heard Obama had it made for Mount Rushmore."

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57. At 12:45pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Apparently he's playing hide-and-seek with the curator, but I don't think he's fully thought it through...

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58. At 12:45pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Well thank God it's not made out of elephant dung is all I can say.

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59. At 12:45pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I don't know how he did it but the eyes just seem to follow you around the room.

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60. At 12:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, robmoo wrote:
Touch your chin like this, he hates that.

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61. At 12:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
The rest of it was owned by Lehmans

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62. At 12:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
It's by Jackson. It's called "Castor and Pollock's."

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63. At 12:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, iwishidthoughtofthat wrote:
Did you know that ?Saatchi? is an anagram of ?It?s a?a...ch?...OO!

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64. At 12:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Ashes to Saatch's and dust to bust

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65. At 12:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kudosless wrote:

One ... day ... when the years have flown,

Darling, then we'll have a Zhang Juan of our own.

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66. At 12:48pm on 09 Oct 2008, rahere wrote:
Skyler, meet Nelson.
Hiro

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67. At 12:48pm on 09 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Yes, it was one hell of a sneeze..

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68. At 12:48pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Rihanna's on the telephone. She wants to know if she can borrow it for her new video.

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69. At 12:48pm on 09 Oct 2008, colourfulmollymacd wrote:
Now where did we put the rest of it?

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70. At 12:49pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I don't know, it just gets up my nose

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71. At 12:49pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
It's part of a tribute to the Bash Street Kids.

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72. At 12:50pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Apparently, Zhang Huan used to be an air hostess

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73. At 12:50pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Everybody Huan Zhang tonight

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74. At 12:51pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
At least he's not all mouth and trousers

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75. At 12:52pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Tesco introduces new trolleys for its Fine Art aisle

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76. At 12:52pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tozzle wrote:
"Yes, yes... that bit's missing"
"His chin?"

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77. At 12:53pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
You remember that tourist who got into trouble on Easter Island? Well he just left this by the back door.

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78. At 12:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, dvboy83 wrote:
The props department at Heroes weren't sure the latest character "Giant Stone Man" would make it to the 4th series.

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79. At 12:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
It's symbolic of the sculptor's state of mind - "Office Trolley"

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80. At 12:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The hen party organisers wondered how they were going to get the bloke in a thong inside

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81. At 12:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Beldar Conehead: "Mip! Female Earth creatures, I seem to have become detached from my mouth unit."

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82. At 12:55pm on 09 Oct 2008, archstinker wrote:

You can't always put Lipstick on a Pig.

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83. At 12:57pm on 09 Oct 2008, iwishidthoughtofthat wrote:
No Huan! I said "Hugh?ll bring her, not Yul Brynner?"

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84. At 12:57pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
So, what's Herod going to do with it now, Salome?

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85. At 12:57pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Revenge of the Blondes Joke #23: How many brunettes does it take to stage a head?

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86. At 12:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Not the new face of Revlon.

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87. At 12:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
It's entitled 'How to get ahead in advertising.'

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88. At 12:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Well, they're pretty much all on display now, we're just missing those eight priceless original Damian Hirst sketch books..

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89. At 1:00pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Are you sure we got all the parts? The assembly instructions mention something about a knee

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90. At 1:01pm on 09 Oct 2008, DesGusted wrote:
Lord of the Rings meets Lilliputians

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91. At 1:02pm on 09 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Saatchi's big head.

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92. At 1:02pm on 09 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Disappointed? - Course I'm disappointed. Chap says he's from Nantucket - wants to give me some head. What would you assume?

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93. At 1:02pm on 09 Oct 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Preparations were going well for the remake of David & Goliath.

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94. At 1:03pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A bowler, perhaps, but definitely not a trilby

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95. At 1:04pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
No, Zhang can't do hair

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96. At 1:05pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Look, Lavinia, if we can just get it back onto the top of Nelson's Column before anybody notices ...

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97. At 1:06pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Ash's ears were burning. He knew they were making fun of his chin, but he daren't cry.

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98. At 1:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Head (thinking) Get your plans off me, and your damn dirty dates

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99. At 1:08pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Apparently Zhang Huan was funded by Landsbanki

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100. At 1:09pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Mr Volcano Head

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101. At 1:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Look, I'm sorry, Deborah, but it was the only way we could get it into the van

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102. At 1:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
He says he wants to debate Sarah Palin

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103. At 1:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, SpocksSister
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104. At 1:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Oh dear, we'd better move the press back, here comes the Duke of Edinburgh to open the exhibition.

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105. At 1:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, fullengrish wrote:
They say fine art is a smart investment right now.

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106. At 1:15pm on 09 Oct 2008, teazeldad wrote:
The librarians wondered whether giant heads really were going to overtake books in the renting league table

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107. At 1:16pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Apparently, the owner upset the Mafia and didn't own a horse

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108. At 1:16pm on 09 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I've just called Heathrow and no sign of the rest of it."

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109. At 1:17pm on 09 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
And then The Sun's headline was 'Wheelie Big Head'!

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110. At 1:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Yeah, apparently his 'ead got a bit too big for 'is boots..."

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111. At 1:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Ash knew he was only half qualified for the head job, but at least he wasn't off his trolley

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112. At 1:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Sculpt? More like scalped.

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113. At 1:19pm on 09 Oct 2008, corbettjones wrote:
"Are you sure you didn't leave anything on the bus this morning?"

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114. At 1:20pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Take me to your Bebo."

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115. At 1:20pm on 09 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Apparently they used to worship the gnome, his fishing rod's over there.

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116. At 1:21pm on 09 Oct 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
The police say the only information they had was that the drugs were "inside a doll's" head, so they're pretty relaxed about it, really..

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117. At 1:21pm on 09 Oct 2008, portabellablue wrote:
I spy with my little eye something beginning with "H"

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118. At 1:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
He said, "Nigella, I've got a really big head," and I said, "What's new?"

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119. At 1:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Gob-packed.

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120. At 1:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
It's upside-down

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121. At 1:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I don't care if we are selling it on eBay, I'm not paying the postage

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122. At 1:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, Slam67 wrote:
Staff at the Saatchi exhibition take immediate precautions following an outbreak of jaw dropping!

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123. At 1:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
It's supposed to say something about the viewer, it's called 'Taken for a Ride'.

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124. At 1:26pm on 09 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Do you ever get the impression someone's listening.

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125. At 1:27pm on 09 Oct 2008, Moggye wrote:
"No good you mouthing off at me..." I said

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126. At 1:28pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Well, we could blame it on Gordon Brown..."

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127. At 1:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Tell Damien I think he used too much formaldehyde this time

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128. At 1:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"My one's too small."
"So's mine."

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129. At 1:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Queen of Hearts claims latest victim

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130. At 1:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, paul6057 wrote:
It's not that big really, it's just really close to the camera!

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131. At 1:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Well, it's the last time they'll let Richard Branson fly his balloon across Trafalgar Square

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132. At 1:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
NHS spokeswomen deny story of 'body parts left on hospital trolleys'.

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133. At 1:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, redlikeme wrote:
Can't remember where I put it... I'd forget my giant stone head if it wasn't precariously balanced on some sort of trolley!

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134. At 1:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, paul6057 wrote:
"See no evil and hear no evil are still in the van"

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135. At 1:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, largeProp wrote:
Worlds tallest man regrets sticking his head out of the train window.

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136. At 1:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And there's a prize on offer for guessing how many cigarettes he had to smoke

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137. At 1:32pm on 09 Oct 2008, fbxiii wrote:
Hmmmm, yes, I thought it was strange too when my boyfriend asked me to give him some head!

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138. At 1:33pm on 09 Oct 2008, fbxiii wrote:
OOh look. He is so tall, he has grown out of his hair...

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139. At 1:34pm on 09 Oct 2008, presto_west_end wrote:
Work starts on the new Jaw line

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140. At 1:35pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks
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141. At 1:36pm on 09 Oct 2008, fbxiii wrote:
Has this zit got a head on it? Yes, you've got one about here too.

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142. At 1:36pm on 09 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
One sneeze & the bust was dust

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143. At 1:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, ECLondon wrote:
They Wondered if the public would notice that due to Credit crunch they had only been able to afford 10% of the statue?

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144. At 1:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
hmmm.... Doesn't look a lot like the pictures of himself he sent me over the internet

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145. At 1:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, VelvetJones wrote:
So is the bit underneath called an Ashtray?

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146. At 1:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Thats it... this is the last time... I don't care if you are my best friend..no more blind dates that you set up...

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147. At 1:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
"Good job he's asleep Doris, by the time he wakes we might have found the rest of him"

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148. At 1:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, kthmcg wrote:
The Face of Bo regretted using his new Gillette razor for such a close shave.

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149. At 1:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, ainvan wrote:
"Hmm......is it the head or the trolley that is the 'work of art'"
"Hmm............I think its the trolley 'cos everyone would automatically assume it was the head"
"Hmm...........but if everyone thought that way it wouldn't be a surprise therefore it surely would be the head"
"Hmmm.............maybe its both"
"Hmmm..............maybe its neither"
"I don't like it" "Me neither".

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150. At 1:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, VelvetJones wrote:
Whats the point of that sprig of hair?

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151. At 1:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
If you want to get ahead.... get a trolley

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152. At 1:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"I wonder if we can borrow Jimmy Hill..."

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153. At 1:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, presto_west_end wrote:
Brand steals new big mouth after old one collapses of exhaustion.

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154. At 1:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
"These new trolley's from Asda aren't much cop are they?"

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155. At 1:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, presto_west_end wrote:
Chinese censorship paranoia extends to inanimate objects

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156. At 1:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
0-60 in...steep downhill stretches.

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157. At 1:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, OGNash wrote:
And this sculpture represents a pumice-cuous lifestyle.

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158. At 1:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, amrollawalla wrote:
That's the worst shaving cut I've seen in a while.

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159. At 1:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, rogueslr wrote:
When you've seen Huan, you've seen them all.

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160. At 1:44pm on 09 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
Liverpool's town planners weren't impressed when their own Millennium Dome was finally delivered

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161. At 1:45pm on 09 Oct 2008, OGNash wrote:
I don't care if it is called 'Rolling Stones', it doesn't look anything like Mick Jagger.

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162. At 1:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, OGNash wrote:
Jean-Luc Picard was not impressed when the transporter went wrong.

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163. At 1:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, deejay wrote:
I know he's not much to look at, but he's got a great sense of humour.

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164. At 1:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson
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165. At 1:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, Spockter wrote:
Maybe he'd been too adventurous from the start but museum visitors were still sad to hear that the artist had smoked himself to death in the process of making his latest exhibit.

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166. At 1:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, presto_west_end wrote:
"Lets head off shall we?"

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167. At 1:49pm on 09 Oct 2008, jimmyog wrote:
I know the chinese are renowned for their fireworks, but this exploding cigar must have been something else !

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168. At 1:49pm on 09 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
It's supposed to Lewis Hamilton winning the Gran Prix!

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169. At 1:56pm on 09 Oct 2008, deejay wrote:
My boyfriend said he wanted me to give him head for his birthday, so here it is!

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170. At 1:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Well thankfully we managed to retrieve it. What's weird is they took the wheels but then put it on a trolley anyway"

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171. At 2:00pm on 09 Oct 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"Don`t worry about him-he`s just a nobody."

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172. At 2:01pm on 09 Oct 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
The girls couldn't help but wonder how Paul Daniels had done it but all they could think of was Tesco Compare.com

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173. At 2:03pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Cor, that Damien Hirst's really lost it now."

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174. At 2:05pm on 09 Oct 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
I'm confused, should I go through the '10 items or less', but then I do have a trolley?

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175. At 2:05pm on 09 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
Even Richard Dawkins was having a hard time trying to explain this fossil...

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176. At 2:06pm on 09 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Would you like any help with your packing?"

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177. At 2:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tkhawkey wrote:
Staff at Saachi's couldn't help but laugh at the garden themed gallery they had designed for the "A Shed" piece

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178. At 2:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Just seen the headlines on the BBC web site said Katie "Head of China hauled over the coals in country's biggest cigarette bust".

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179. At 2:08pm on 09 Oct 2008, OGNash wrote:
No, no! The vehicle is supposed to drive OVER the sleeping policeman.

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180. At 2:09pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
And here we have the unveiling of Rodin's 'Man peeping over the garden wall.'

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181. At 2:11pm on 09 Oct 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Rejected additions to Mount Rushmore.

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182. At 2:12pm on 09 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
When you said watch out for that creepy head, I thought you meant Charles Saatchi...

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183. At 2:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Honestly said Clare "I asked for a Chinese Ash Tree"

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184. At 2:17pm on 09 Oct 2008, jimternet wrote:
Well, his talking won't keep us awake any more... but does he snore?

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185. At 2:17pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Some hairdressers are so bad they have to start with the 'one-hair-at-a-time' training device, and even then the results are mixed..

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186. At 2:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Yeah, I agree said Linda "They've made a right ash of it "

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187. At 2:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, Louise1947 wrote:
And the news gets worse and worse-- they are going to repossess the trolley.

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188. At 2:19pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
or..

I don't know Sharon, I think I've failed the exam again, and I'll never be a hairdresser..

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189. At 2:20pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Well it was Art before the warehouse caught fire."

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190. At 2:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Lewis Hamilton: "It's OK, I can still see where I'm going. I just hope it doesn't rain."

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191. At 2:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, opaqueprawn2 wrote:
My husband had a dream that I had an affair with Steve Coppell. Now I just can't get the image of him peeping over the sheets at me as I undressed out of my mind.

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192. At 2:26pm on 09 Oct 2008, discom8 wrote:
How was I supposed to know the words Getty Images would be lying there?

Let's try pulling it back and see if we can get the front wheel free.

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193. At 2:35pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
The artist collected ash from ashtrays in pubs. Then the ban was in place. Only needed another 3 years 2 months and 6 days' worth of cigarette ash.

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194. At 2:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Credit crunch affects thieves' minds as they bricked him up and forgot to take his wheels away

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195. At 2:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Does my bust look big in this?"

"Yes, but you've lost some weight off your face."

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196. At 2:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Shall I start making a sculpture out of my own belly button fluff?

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197. At 2:40pm on 09 Oct 2008, cheesed-off wrote:
Jane and Mary discuss the advertising campaign depicting NHS dental implant options

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198. At 2:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, discom8 wrote:
face.. bovvered ?

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199. At 2:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Credit crunch affects artists. This was supposed to be carved from the wood Ash, not ash from cigarettes

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200. At 2:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Hmmm...how do you see it? Is the trolley half full or half empty?

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201. At 2:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, morias wrote:
And we thought being called "Smirters" was bad, "Ash Heads" is just too far!

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202. At 2:48pm on 09 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
... three, two, one - Coming if your ready or not!

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203. At 2:50pm on 09 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
In the new Harry Potter movie, 'Nearly Headless Nick' is given a revamp

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204. At 2:51pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Now, Pocahontas, you really must try to scalp them a little higher!"

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205. At 2:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, Number_Wang wrote:
"Meals on Wheels" diversifies into the modern art business.

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206. At 3:04pm on 09 Oct 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Couldn't they even get his name right? To make it worse, he had no way to voice his concerns that he'd been labelled "Getty Images".

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207. At 3:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Do you think we went too far using a guillotine to enforce the visitor height restriction?"

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208. At 3:08pm on 09 Oct 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
Hmm! He's very pigeon-toed, isn't he?

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209. At 3:11pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Makes a change from a globe cocktail trolley.

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210. At 3:12pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I've heard of people paying an arm and a leg but he must have paid a bigger price than most!

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211. At 3:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
We'll never get a confession now.

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212. At 3:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Well, the diet certainly worked.

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213. At 3:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Pity, really, he just leaned over to flip the burgers. Still, the sausages were nice.

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214. At 3:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
Something beginning with A H ? And is it in the room?

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215. At 3:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Looks like we won't need a gagging order.

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216. At 3:15pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Immingration limits weren't meant to have a decimal point in them.

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217. At 3:16pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
We have ways of making you talk, Gulliver!

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218. At 3:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
How many hours on a trolley in a hospital corridor?

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219. At 3:19pm on 09 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
The dolly lama?

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220. At 3:21pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
It sneezed

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221. At 3:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:
"no, i don't remember where I left it"

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222. At 3:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
(All together now - Here's the beat - Dee D' D' Dee D' D' Dee D' D' Dee D' D' )

and

Iiiiiiiii ain't got no (pause)
BODY

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223. At 3:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Before the fire, it was just called 'Tracey Emin's Fag Packet.'

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224. At 3:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Yeah, I'm meeting my husband here, too - but suppose he waits by the WRONG head on a trolley?

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225. At 3:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:
"Artists are so lazy these days"

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226. At 3:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
Despite the credit crunch Howard from the Halifax had still been expecting a bonus when he went for his annual review...

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227. At 3:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
Apparently it's an early Dyson.

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228. At 3:36pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Wow! I never thought working in the left luggage office at Paddington would be so exciting.

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229. At 3:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
It's for the Bank's Boardroom, the new CEO ordered it. Apparently its quite a likeness for the Senior Derivatives Trader..

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230. At 3:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, johnrealthing wrote:
Naaah, I don't go for chinless wonders, whatever they're worth

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231. At 3:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Hang on, I've got one: "Bring Me the Head of Derivatives Trader.."

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232. At 3:52pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
One of the X Factor judges looked suspiciously bored..

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233. At 3:52pm on 09 Oct 2008, TACAMO wrote:
-Gor !!! what did you have for lunch? not that French garlic sausage again?

-Can't remember, but it's left him speechless

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234. At 3:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, meinzadram wrote:
looks promising but ultimately not very satisfying....a bit like my Chinese takeaway last night

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235. At 3:56pm on 09 Oct 2008, apolitical_animal wrote:
Well he did say "Take it all off..."

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236. At 4:01pm on 09 Oct 2008, calbrecht wrote:
Despite pretending to be asleep, he was in fact listening intently to the girls conversation

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237. At 4:03pm on 09 Oct 2008, firstjohnsark wrote:
"It appeared suddenly overnight,

It's called 'wot no paint'

rumour is it's from Bankseys' ironic period."

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238. At 4:05pm on 09 Oct 2008, MadWelsh wrote:
Hanging 'chad' prepared for next US election.

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239. At 4:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
At least he has more personality than my ex

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240. At 4:08pm on 09 Oct 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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241. At 4:09pm on 09 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
When you told me it had 50% off, I thought you were talking about the price!

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242. At 4:09pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
The head will be a better vice-president than Sarah Palin

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243. At 4:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Oh please don't catch a cold

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244. At 4:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, MadWelsh wrote:
When the revolution came, Mr Head made sure that not all of him would be first against the wall

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245. At 4:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Secret stills from the set of the next series of Bonekickers had fans salivating at what sort of ludicrous yet laughably addictive plot line they were working on..

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246. At 4:15pm on 09 Oct 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
Yeah, they had hoped to get the whole sculpture, but the art negotiator blew it!

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247. At 4:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Apparently it's a present for Boris from the Mayor of Beijing. You should see the wig..

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248. At 4:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kudosless wrote:

Drastic perhaps, but Lesley had certainly cured the trout pout

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249. At 4:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kudosless wrote:

I can't get no Saatchi-fashion

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250. At 4:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Errr...I'm sure I put the receipt in my purse."

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251. At 4:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, johnny_lyttle wrote:
Calculating Postage.

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252. At 4:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, archstinker wrote:

9 minutes later, the Till Queue growing, the MFI girls still couldn't find the Bar Code.

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253. At 4:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
We're calling it 'Pompeii: One head does not a village make'

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254. At 4:26pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Heavy smoker was he?

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255. At 4:28pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
You can what you like about Huan but he does do a nice 'ear', he's just rubbish at chins though!

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256. At 4:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Security has just verified we're empty headed

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257. At 4:29pm on 09 Oct 2008, inwitinthemidwest wrote:
"Uh, let Corporate know we'll want at least fourteen gallons of medium foundation."

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258. At 4:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, peak1ster wrote:
Wot no wall!

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259. At 4:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
That Jimmy Carr is so funny. My boyfrtiend just laughed his head off.

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260. At 4:30pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
That Jimmy Carr is so funny. My boyfriend just laughed his head off.

Sorry for the spelling

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261. At 4:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
Hmmm, I wonder if I should go home and change since we seem to be wearing the same T-shirt...

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262. At 4:31pm on 09 Oct 2008, jipfcom wrote:
I think we need another ash tray

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263. At 4:32pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Thank you, Miss, now if you wouldn?t mind emptying the other pocket

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264. At 4:34pm on 09 Oct 2008, TouringMars wrote:
Nevermind this. I'm still trying to figure out how to get Grandad out from the wheelchair dodgems next door...

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265. At 4:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Correction:
You can say what you like about Huan but he does do a nice 'ear', he's just rubbish at chins though!

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266. At 4:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, Gymbaby23 wrote:
Whatever you do, DON'T sneeze!!

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267. At 4:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
WARNING: OBJETS D'ART MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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268. At 4:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
How much for the women?

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269. At 4:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
The installation almost went without mishap.....a pity about that elevator door incident.

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270. At 4:43pm on 09 Oct 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:
best paper mache I've ever seen.

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271. At 4:45pm on 09 Oct 2008, zsnow_girl wrote:
"When's this bus due again?"

"OMG! Don't look now, but there's the weirdest guy staring at you!"

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272. At 4:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
Oh, that's the Head of Heavy Entertainment

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273. At 4:49pm on 09 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
I'm sorry but I just couldn't stand how he grinned from ear to ear at me.

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274. At 4:49pm on 09 Oct 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
Suzie and Amy were doing well on their scavenger hunt until they were foxed by the cryptic clue "Look under something big, grey and head shaped for your next clue"

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275. At 4:52pm on 09 Oct 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
So where the Hell have they shipped the rest of Ash Guillotine then?

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276. At 4:58pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
The inhabitants of Easter Island also celebrated the French Revolution

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277. At 5:00pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
The Tate Modern? No, this is to be sent to the Tate Idiotic.

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278. At 5:00pm on 09 Oct 2008, TeaSpoonerism wrote:
Looking to broaden a portfolio which relies too heavily on alloys, the Sloane Square Slayers take their first tentative steps into the Chinese art market.

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279. At 5:01pm on 09 Oct 2008, SteeleHawker wrote:
You mean you can see it too?

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280. At 5:02pm on 09 Oct 2008, MartynCampbell wrote:
"The sculpture said he had amassed ash".

"Looks like it fell off".

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281. At 5:03pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Launch of the car with a brain.

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282. At 5:06pm on 09 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
So this is the new chinless wonder in advertising.

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283. At 5:06pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
This will create problems for the Waking the Dead team.

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284. At 5:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, peterstagg wrote:
Remind me to change my profile in that dating site, a nice body and a great mind, not body not important....

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285. At 5:08pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Well xiang zhu said we need to get ahead with our display.

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286. At 5:08pm on 09 Oct 2008, stigmondo wrote:
A skateboarding dog, eh? How could you top that?

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287. At 5:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, cheroyce wrote:
Erm... do you remember where we put the bottom of this thing?

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288. At 5:10pm on 09 Oct 2008, redbyname wrote:
Slowly, silently, the giant head rolled up behind her. As a cure for hiccups it was second to none.

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289. At 5:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, tom_w_webb wrote:
I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.

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290. At 5:15pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Hmm, I've got half a mind to go somewhere."

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291. At 5:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, rdfsking wrote:
We can't find Tashahaki Yakazukko's "Pile of bricks on a Trolley" exhibit anywhere...

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292. At 5:19pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
I suppose he'll get another hat for Christmas.

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293. At 5:19pm on 09 Oct 2008, aliotis wrote:
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing their's,you won't end up in the Saatchi Gallery."

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294. At 5:21pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
This is the new Specsavers prescription car windscreen prototype.

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295. At 5:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"You know, from a health and safety aspect, I'm really not sure about this Terry Gilliam piece."

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296. At 5:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, kempsy wrote:
So after breaking the priceless antique statute we are going to call the broken bits modern art?

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297. At 5:53pm on 09 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Do you think we can glue it back on?!

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298. At 5:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, paulo1990 wrote:
When the staff at the Saatchi Gallery ordered a shed, this wasn't what they had in mind.

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299. At 5:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
It was only later that they realised that it was Mrs Rim's sole idea to cut the house in half - and that Mr. Rim was unconcious in the centre of the house at the time.

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300. At 6:01pm on 09 Oct 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Have you seen the Kleenex?

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301. At 6:11pm on 09 Oct 2008, sl4dude wrote:
I told you we should have bought more ash

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302. At 6:14pm on 09 Oct 2008, BACKAD wrote:
Gordon Browns latest dual fix for the NHS and the economy was revield today. Making smokers work for the NHS by sculpting their ash into works of art that can be invested in by Icesave customers.

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303. At 6:17pm on 09 Oct 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
The unfortunate consequence of the disparity between the World's tallest man (deceased) and the World's longest coffin.

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304. At 6:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
We'e going to have to have a major rethink here, they found it under one of the standing stones at Stonehenge..

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305. At 6:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Well how was I to know he didn't mean he had a headache when he said his head was splitting?

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306. At 6:25pm on 09 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
We can discount lockjaw as his problem.

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307. At 6:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
The phlebotomist is having problems ? can you get hold of a tax officer?

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308. At 7:03pm on 09 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
It was going to be used in a campaign on the dangers of binge drinking, but some lads from the pub nicked the kebab..

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309. At 7:03pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Actually, it's the two girls in the red t-shirts who are the exhibit

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310. At 7:09pm on 09 Oct 2008, MrSANMARTIN wrote:
Shall we help that old lady cross the road ? Nah lets just turn our head and walk away.

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311. At 7:12pm on 09 Oct 2008, omnipotent wrote:
Quick, no one's looking, help me shove it out the fire exit.

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312. At 7:33pm on 09 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Cleaners at Icelandic bank complete their last day in the main vault.

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313. At 7:36pm on 09 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Where the heck is the other cart!?"

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314. At 7:38pm on 09 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Do you think we should have quit while it was a head..?

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315. At 7:40pm on 09 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
YO, ASHHEAD...!"

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316. At 7:41pm on 09 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
Some people never knew the differences between the ash and the elbow.

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317. At 7:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I'm so constipated..."

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318. At 7:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, Darg11 wrote:
Papier Manque

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319. At 8:07pm on 09 Oct 2008, KieranOx wrote:
"Freshers, Tsk!"

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320. At 8:09pm on 09 Oct 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
..and this is all that's left of Iceland.

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321. At 8:11pm on 09 Oct 2008, LittleBaldEagle wrote:
"It's a piece called 'Foo'"

"Really, is that the whole thing?"

"No, there's two hands and a wall still to come."

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322. At 8:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Errrr, thanks Kate, you shouldn't have...it's just what I wanted for my new flat."

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323. At 8:15pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
I suppose it's a bit like Schubert's Unfinished Symphony - Zhang Huan's still underneath it

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324. At 8:17pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
After all those CDs and DVDs, the Sunday papers are getting even more lavish with their free gifts

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325. At 8:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Well Huan said once you get the head in the body will follow.

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326. At 8:18pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
To tell you the truth, I'm happier with the door shut all the time

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327. At 8:22pm on 09 Oct 2008, mhansford888 wrote:
I'm not sure that Pickford's was as good as we first thought...
The Careful removers? The Buddha's not so sure...

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328. At 8:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Yeah, I quite like the statue of Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens, but Boris insists on something a little more classical

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329. At 8:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, claireedel wrote:
"Yes Hilda - hes the last dominant male. Maggie from accounts said he blew a fuse last week in a futile attempt to gain some control - but it ended in ashes.."

And so the half a head sat dumb in the corner knowing that he would always be pushed around by women.

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330. At 8:27pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
I wonder if the winner of this weeks BBC Magazine Monitor will be happy that we've introduced a prize?.

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331. At 8:33pm on 09 Oct 2008, Tremorman wrote:
The David Beckham Sculpture was finished minus mouth, it was thought it wasn't needed as Victoria does all the talking for him.

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332. At 8:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, norwoodmack wrote:
Um, tempting. No I mustn't look, that would be rude.

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333. At 8:50pm on 09 Oct 2008, claireedel wrote:
"yeah Suzy - I gave up on the dating agency. So I took all my hobbies and interests and genetically modified him from a shopping trolley and Albert Einsteins brain."

"So your not planning on having kids then?"

"I hadn't thought of that Suzy - I'm still only in my late thirties."

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334. At 8:53pm on 09 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
And there's an elephant in the room as well??

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335. At 8:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean I'm not being watched....

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336. At 8:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
The botox didn't work then ?

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337. At 9:01pm on 09 Oct 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
It's meant to be Mr Chin Mee Sing

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338. At 9:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, Kerbeygrip wrote:
(Thoughtfully) Ash heads to ash heads, bust to bust....

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339. At 9:16pm on 09 Oct 2008, Maggiemaynotbe wrote:
You know that last verse of 'Head, shoulders knees and toes?'

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340. At 9:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, newzenben wrote:
Put a price on my head then half it...

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341. At 9:24pm on 09 Oct 2008, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Then Mr. Burns gives the Simpsons this big Ohmic head, called Xtapolapocetl, last episode of Season 2. I should get out more, right?

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342. At 9:26pm on 09 Oct 2008, Platypus2543 wrote:
Trolley's latest attempt to beat her restraining order was doomed to failure.

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343. At 9:35pm on 09 Oct 2008, claireedel wrote:
Suzie and Hilda stood rubbing their numb chins :-

"yeah Steve from sales is right. If you look at the eyes for 5 seconds and then look at the space where the chin should be - you become more aware of your own teeth and your chin goes numb."

(stranger than fiction - try it yourself its actually true!!! - post a reply if it works on u!!!)

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344. At 9:42pm on 09 Oct 2008, Android811 wrote:
Have you seen the toolbox? I need a hammer and nail to fix this to the gents toilet door.

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345. At 9:52pm on 09 Oct 2008, joedkins wrote:
Don't worry about my head - someone's cut her feet off.

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346. At 9:54pm on 09 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Remake of WWII classic "The Wooden Horse" lacks authenticity say critics.

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347. At 9:56pm on 09 Oct 2008, newzenben wrote:
Its a shame about the smoking ban or we would have had enough ash to finnish him of...

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348. At 9:59pm on 09 Oct 2008, newzenben wrote:
My name is Lesley ...Lesley Ash

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349. At 10:02pm on 09 Oct 2008, newzenben wrote:
Couldent they have made me of somthing else like suger or cheese?I hate ash

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350. At 10:05pm on 09 Oct 2008, illusoryfreedom wrote:
First he put his fingers in his mouth like this - and then he pulled, hard!

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351. At 10:13pm on 09 Oct 2008, newzenben wrote:
I am not very good on a skateboard..

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352. At 10:15pm on 09 Oct 2008, claireedel wrote:
"Well Suzy three dead, 4 seriously injured and 5 in hospital."

"What happened?"

"It was his nicotine breath - it was absolutely stinkin' - knocked us all out. We've cut out the lower jaw. Should open the show tomorrow again - other than that the grand opening has been a huge success. Probably be headlines in the morning!"

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353. At 10:28pm on 09 Oct 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Of the cheaper cuts of meat Yeti head is the most versatile.

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354. At 10:32pm on 09 Oct 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Ashes to Ashes,
Dust to Dust,
Half a head,
Instead of,
a Trust.

No Ogden Nash, that!

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355. At 10:37pm on 09 Oct 2008, newzenben wrote:
Am i insured against fire and theft? Forget about the fire...

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356. At 10:39pm on 09 Oct 2008, supasupermam wrote:
"Look - his eyes follow you around the room, and his ears and nose...."

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357. At 10:46pm on 09 Oct 2008, wijajo wrote:
New Research proves that Laser eye surgery DOES have long term side-affects.

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358. At 10:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, wijajo wrote:
He couldn't handle the heat.

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359. At 10:50pm on 09 Oct 2008, wijajo wrote:
Well...I wasn't going to tell you my lifestory, but now you ask....

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360. At 10:57pm on 09 Oct 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Scooby Doo, The Musical, wasn't going too well.

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361. At 11:00pm on 09 Oct 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
The Red Nose Day Committee had an idea...

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362. At 11:00pm on 09 Oct 2008, MaybeNextYearSon wrote:
"I'll give you 5 guesses to guess what's behind you"

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363. At 11:11pm on 09 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Correction:

There's an elephant in the room as well??

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364. At 11:12pm on 09 Oct 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Gulliver's Travails

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365. At 11:20pm on 09 Oct 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
"No, I haven't seen a giant half-bust lately..."

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366. At 11:23pm on 09 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
No taste.

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367. At 11:27pm on 09 Oct 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Talking Heads split.

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368. At 11:35pm on 09 Oct 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Yes, but is it carbon neutral?

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369. At 11:47pm on 09 Oct 2008, karmicyodha wrote:
Calm Ash Head in a world of Rash Heads

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370. At 00:01am on 10 Oct 2008, Digrgrl wrote:
"Ooo! Ladies in red!"

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371. At 00:11am on 10 Oct 2008, DonnaGee wrote:
"Just don't sneeze. Okay?"

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372. At 03:15am on 10 Oct 2008, timbondley wrote:
"What do you think, Mr. Connery?"

"That's one nish piesh of ash!"

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373. At 07:41am on 10 Oct 2008, hardpressed wrote:
See - today, smoking room; tomorrow, a work of art!

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374. At 07:50am on 10 Oct 2008, redalfa147 wrote:
Two heads are better than Huan's.

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375. At 07:56am on 10 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
The borrowers were never the same after watching "Silence of the Lambs"

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376. At 07:58am on 10 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Gulliver pushed his luck once too ofter; by the time of his final trip the Lilliputians had had just about enough of him.

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377. At 07:59am on 10 Oct 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Damien Hirst does Easter Island

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378. At 08:00am on 10 Oct 2008, redalfa147 wrote:
I can't remember if my boyfriend said he was going to get me something from Ireland for Easter or from Easter Island....

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379. At 08:06am on 10 Oct 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Exciting Opportunities for Unemployed Bankers No. 17: Elephant Pedicure

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380. At 08:17am on 10 Oct 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
We've got the head of Iceland's FSA on a silver platter, Mr Brown.... now where would you like it sent?

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381. At 08:17am on 10 Oct 2008, leroy72 wrote:
" it didnt look this big in the shop , must stop impulse buying for the cloakroom "

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382. At 08:20am on 10 Oct 2008, leroy72 wrote:
the human 3d jigsaw had a few pieces missing .

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383. At 08:23am on 10 Oct 2008, Wysawyg wrote:
Just don't sneeze!

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384. At 08:25am on 10 Oct 2008, beachcred wrote:
Gallery tea ladies come to the conclusion that the trend for novelty teapots has got out of hand.

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385. At 08:27am on 10 Oct 2008, Gingfranco_Zola wrote:
"I dunno what to do Belinda - but if we quickly smoke another 712 packets each - I reckon we could finish it"

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386. At 08:35am on 10 Oct 2008, martinhollywood wrote:
I never really thought about it before, but yeah, I like having a chin as well.

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387. At 08:44am on 10 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Mmm... the head needs something. I know! Alistair Darling's eyebrows and hair!

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388. At 08:46am on 10 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Thinks there's been a mix up, Kate. Tell maintenance it's the shark that needs sawing in half."

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389. At 08:47am on 10 Oct 2008, emperorx wrote:
Hmmm, just why are we staring into space when there is half a giant head behind us?

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390. At 08:47am on 10 Oct 2008, skymir wrote:
Yeah, so apparently Saatchi said he's lost face with the art establishment, but I'm not sure what he means.

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391. At 08:47am on 10 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Please don't water it. It may grow grass on it's head like something I received for Christmas one year.

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392. At 08:48am on 10 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Can you imagine the size of bogeys from that?

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393. At 08:50am on 10 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"These lights are always going off and on. Can you give maintenance a call."

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394. At 08:51am on 10 Oct 2008, legendaryMoscowJohn wrote:
Humm! Another chinless wonder

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395. At 09:03am on 10 Oct 2008, hymanroth wrote:
Having seen for themselves the effects of Asian Chin Falling Off Disease, Sarah and Emma decide to take no chances.

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396. At 09:04am on 10 Oct 2008, claire-tash wrote:
... and then it moved

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397. At 09:04am on 10 Oct 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
The 2 girls thought it was wise for the chin, modelled by Bruce Forsyth wasn't included in the display.

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398. At 09:04am on 10 Oct 2008, mainbass wrote:
?We ain`t speakin. He`s gone out and got half cut?

?Wot - like off his face??

?Yeah, completely trollied innit?

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399. At 09:05am on 10 Oct 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
The girls thought they were being sneaky by playing 'what's the time mr wolf' with ash but he was suprisingly good.

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400. At 09:13am on 10 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Perhaps his chin's at Stonehenge..."

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401. At 09:19am on 10 Oct 2008, fbxiii wrote:
Everyone was wondering when the rest of the head's dentures will arrive.

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402. At 09:20am on 10 Oct 2008, Whistling_Neil wrote:
"With the smoking ban are you sure we can keep this indoors?"
"It's Ok the other half's in the garden just in case!"

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403. At 09:27am on 10 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"I thought we were displaying an Arthur Head piece!"

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404. At 09:29am on 10 Oct 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"�30 for the trolley and that's my final offer."

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405. At 09:30am on 10 Oct 2008, markinnl wrote:
No seriously .. does my bum look big in this ?

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406. At 09:32am on 10 Oct 2008, RoddyJenkins wrote:
"How are negotiations with Iceland coming along to get the rest of him?"

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407. At 09:34am on 10 Oct 2008, horrorshow69 wrote:
The student game "bring home a traffic cone" has been taken to a whole new level.

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408. At 09:34am on 10 Oct 2008, horrorshow69 wrote:
lol

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409. At 09:37am on 10 Oct 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"What do you think of the chinless wonder?"

"I preferred Blair."

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410. At 09:53am on 10 Oct 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Reminds me of my ex...big headed, stinking of fags and always trollied."

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411. At 09:54am on 10 Oct 2008, tadlam wrote:
I don't think my Chinese plastic surgeon understood my translation of 'I would like a bigger bust.'

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412. At 09:54am on 10 Oct 2008, oliver_tinysmile wrote:
Who arted?

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413. At 09:56am on 10 Oct 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Yeah, apparently it was sculptured by the banksy of the Yangtze."

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414. At 09:59am on 10 Oct 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
That Chap Is Here On His Own Cause He Had No-Body To Come With !

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415. At 10:01am on 10 Oct 2008, cmh wrote:
It didn't look like this on the picture on the internet auction website.
I ordered a head gasket for my car........

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416. At 10:02am on 10 Oct 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
It's in return for the double-decker bus we sent to Beijing...

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417. At 10:02am on 10 Oct 2008, Benjamin85 wrote:
Ever get the feeling your being followed?

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418. At 10:04am on 10 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
Snozzcumbers gave BFG some very strange dreams indeed.

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419. At 10:07am on 10 Oct 2008, Cracovian wrote:
The chin touching art appreciation society contemplate the meaning of this new work from China.

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420. At 10:07am on 10 Oct 2008, Sack the Juggler wrote:
Yes, its David Blaine's new stunt...

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421. At 10:12am on 10 Oct 2008, Peteboov wrote:
Well, I was thinking about switching to electronic cigarettes, but the problem is...

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422. At 10:15am on 10 Oct 2008, Mark Bohan wrote:
Government launches new campaign aimed at 1,000 a day smokers.

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423. At 10:19am on 10 Oct 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up smoking

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424. At 10:21am on 10 Oct 2008, allhallowseve wrote:
"Melina, you waited until NOW to tell me that you don't really know what the Elgin marbles look like?!"

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425. At 10:25am on 10 Oct 2008, DKNYLFC wrote:
Clare and Rachel were struck silent with embarrassment - but they both knew that their attempt at the gigantification of the classic "Sawing someone in half" magic trick had gone horribly wrong.

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426. At 10:25am on 10 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Then, when Mr. Goldfinger had left the golf course, we found this

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427. At 10:25am on 10 Oct 2008, CheshirePotatoHead wrote:
So we've chopped of the stupidest part of the investment banker, now where should we put it to make sure it's safe.

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428. At 10:26am on 10 Oct 2008, forlovers1 wrote:
Girl A:- Ummm, some guy just told me that in the 7 years weve spent on making this golem statue Lord Of The Rings has gone down in popularity
Girl B:- What, I don't believe it. Whats popular now then
Girl A:- Something called Harry Potter, he is a teenage wizard or something
Girl B:- Nah, I don't believe it. Next youll be telling me there was a Spice Girls reunion

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429. At 10:28am on 10 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
So you can't tell the difference between a saline drip and cement, Nurse?

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430. At 10:29am on 10 Oct 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
In Chicken World, This Is How They Run Around !

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431. At 10:34am on 10 Oct 2008, LeRobO wrote:
Are you sure it's the right way up?

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432. At 10:35am on 10 Oct 2008, Tara674 wrote:
I wondered what 'e wanted all that ash from the smoker's shelter for!

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433. At 10:37am on 10 Oct 2008, SideshowCecil wrote:
"This was supposed to be a Full Head resting on a Rolls Royce, but thanks to the credit crunch we're left this thing....."

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434. At 10:42am on 10 Oct 2008, mishka1979 wrote:
"I warned George about the dangers of marijuana but he wouldnt listen!"

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435. At 10:42am on 10 Oct 2008, fbxiii wrote:
Name that tune competition: Girl 1: Ain't nobody by Chaka Khan? Nobody does it better by Carly Simon? Girl 2: No wait, it must be Head top by Ziggy Marley!!

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436. At 10:43am on 10 Oct 2008, Geoff Brown wrote:
"Where did you put the other half?"
Geoff Brown, Newcastle upon Tyne.

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437. At 10:44am on 10 Oct 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
"Would you believe it, he said my bum looks big in these!!!"

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438. At 10:46am on 10 Oct 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:

Ok, who's lost 'Hear no Evil' & 'See no Evil'??

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439. At 10:51am on 10 Oct 2008, whatashocker wrote:
Ash Head is exhibit B in the governments latest anti smoking campaign, just put him next to the stone lungs.

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440. At 10:55am on 10 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
"So I told him, I said, 'I don't care what you think, I'm just not as worried about inflation as you are'."

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441. At 10:56am on 10 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
"You don't think that's funny? The last guy I told that joke to laughed his head off"

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442. At 10:58am on 10 Oct 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
It looks like Arthur Ashe?

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443. At 10:59am on 10 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
"How embarrassing, we're wearing the same T-shirt".

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444. At 11:01am on 10 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
"Next time I think we should use a little less botox..."

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445. At 11:01am on 10 Oct 2008, whatashocker wrote:
All the heads of state were present for crisis talks, but perhaps Easter Islands presence was the strangest.

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446. At 11:01am on 10 Oct 2008, wimpybarkid wrote:
It was a nice gesture to donate that ash from the Saatchi collection, recycling is all the rage these days.

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447. At 11:01am on 10 Oct 2008, largeProp wrote:
Bill hoped his new hair implants would get him more attention from the ladies.

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448. At 11:02am on 10 Oct 2008, ianslat wrote:
"This anti-smoking campaign's really gone too far this time"

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449. At 11:08am on 10 Oct 2008, whatashocker wrote:
Despite the economic turndown in Iceland, big headed Geir Haarde still managed to enjoy his smorgus board.

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450. At 11:12am on 10 Oct 2008, hagglane wrote:
Art Critics take umbridge to the latest Antony Gormley self nude model.

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451. At 11:12am on 10 Oct 2008, John205xs wrote:
This is me pre make-up

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452. At 11:15am on 10 Oct 2008, bmerren wrote:
"If you ask me its 'alf art-head"

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453. At 11:15am on 10 Oct 2008, seanrichards wrote:
Gum Gum, Dum Dum...
(Parents of young children and Film buffs only, perhaps)

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454. At 11:17am on 10 Oct 2008, boredillusionist wrote:
It doesn't taste as good as i thought! I'm not sure if i can manage the other half?

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455. At 11:22am on 10 Oct 2008, whatashocker
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456. At 11:35am on 10 Oct 2008, Dyeb51 wrote:
Ladies in Red, never seen you looking so stupid as you look right now

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457. At 11:38am on 10 Oct 2008, markypolo wrote:
The credit crunch catches up with Damien Hurst at a critical stage of his latest project.

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458. At 11:43am on 10 Oct 2008, rodders134 wrote:
I can't finish it - I've given up smoking.

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459. At 11:43am on 10 Oct 2008, markypolo wrote:
Unveiling of the ground breaking Turner Prize nominee "giant who forgot to duck when getting out of helicopter"

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460. At 11:44am on 10 Oct 2008, placey1 wrote:
No, mines the same, he can't keep his eyes off my bust.

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461. At 11:45am on 10 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:
"so, who's in charge?"

"well, he's the head"

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462. At 11:45am on 10 Oct 2008, jellyba wrote:
Anti smoking I think

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463. At 11:45am on 10 Oct 2008, jellyba wrote:
Pompey murder victim found

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464. At 11:45am on 10 Oct 2008, PatsyKing4u wrote:
This is a sculpture of the common man - he can see what's happening and is trying to communicate, but has no voice...

What's missing is his screaming mouth.

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465. At 11:47am on 10 Oct 2008, whatashocker wrote:
You know how I always said I wanted to get ahead, well.........

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466. At 11:48am on 10 Oct 2008, jellyba wrote:
If we both jump on this end of the seesaw...

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467. At 11:48am on 10 Oct 2008, maz2468 wrote:
Go on you wake him up and tell him that we are closing..................

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468. At 11:49am on 10 Oct 2008, jellyba wrote:
think the exhibition is world's most unsuccessful shrunken head

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469. At 11:51am on 10 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:
The head is thinking..... "two women with their hands glued to their chins is not what I would call art!!!"

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470. At 11:52am on 10 Oct 2008, paul6057 wrote:
Harry Potter made good use of his invisible cloak to break into the art gallery, but common sense evaded him when stealing the massive stone head.

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471. At 11:53am on 10 Oct 2008, greekdancer*muskateer* wrote:
''Well i spose it could have been worse, it could have been an unmade bed by Tracey Emin!''

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472. At 11:53am on 10 Oct 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
The MOD deny Prince William's involvement in Angel of the North flypast.

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473. At 11:54am on 10 Oct 2008, paul6057 wrote:
All he wanted was a vacation away from Easter Island

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474. At 11:56am on 10 Oct 2008, whatashocker wrote:
I swear, if we have to move the Ash man one more time even the head will disappear!

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475. At 11:56am on 10 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:
The women on the left is thinking......."should I tell her that I'm hiding her hand behind my back?"

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476. At 12:00pm on 10 Oct 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Our new Lord Mayor has decided London's returning to the days of electric transport - it's the trolleybust

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477. At 12:01pm on 10 Oct 2008, CHempstead wrote:
The woman on the right is saying..... "I dumped my last boyfriend because he was 'off his trolley'....so far so good with this one"

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478. At 12:01pm on 10 Oct 2008, jcooper1965 wrote:
Not another Chinless wonder ?

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479. At 12:08pm on 10 Oct 2008, Milk_Tray wrote:
"I hope Zhang is ok, he's been on that trolley under the sculpture hes been working on for 3 hours now and still no space in ER!"

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480. At 12:15pm on 10 Oct 2008, PeterGuide wrote:
Northern Rock executives deny asset stripping their head office

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481. At 12:20pm on 10 Oct 2008, misty2k wrote:
"Wot no caption?"

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482. At 12:20pm on 10 Oct 2008, PeterGuide wrote:
Mount Rushmore staff confused by new recycling policies

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483. At 12:26pm on 10 Oct 2008, PeterGuide wrote:
Woman on the right : "I think the arms were sold to Irak"

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