Caption Competition

13:40 UK time, Friday, 12 September 2008

Winning entries in the caption competition.

This week, Chucky the murderous doll takes a swing at a hapless commuter in Manhattan. But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. stigmondo
There was something about Class 4C that unnerved him, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

5. John_Sevenoaks
''On the other hand,'' he thought, ''if God doesn't like us trying to recreate the Big Bang, what can he do about it?"

4. SundayParkGeorge
The casting director for the revival of Guys and Dolls had clearly misunderstood his remit.

3. DavidDeeMoz
Few people understand the rules of Mornington Crescent.

2. whatashocker
Ed now wished he hadn't asked Simply Red to keep the music down.

1. eltelsopwith
Right let's check these off - id, ego, super ego... er...

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1. At 12:24pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
I wish I'd never come to Midwich, thought the commuter

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2. At 12:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, DannyDannyC wrote:
After the arrival of the fourth member of the band, The Jonas Brothers started to lose their clean cut image.

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3. At 12:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
And this is for spelling Manhattan with an 'e'

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4. At 12:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, bennym22 wrote:
Nigel was starting to think that maybe he was at the wrong audition.

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5. At 12:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Latte? I said Americano, no milk..

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6. At 12:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
James was beginning to wonder whether his mother was telling the truth about his brothers..

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7. At 12:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The government's education campaign to cut down on fast food consumption in public places takes on an aggressive new stance.

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8. At 12:28pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
What did they mean by "Beware of the quadruplets"? I can't see anything on four legs anywhere.

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9. At 12:29pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
At least he'd be safe here, away from those nerds in the IT department..

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10. At 12:30pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Ha! Here's the guy who only got a 'B' grade at GCSE..

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11. At 12:30pm on 11 Sep 2008, SideshowCecil wrote:
The commute these days is murder isn't it?

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12. At 12:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Little did Donald know that the Venetian dwarf had changed his red coat in Marks and Spencer's

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13. At 12:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The auditions for "Chucky! The Musical" were unusually competitive

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14. At 12:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Anne Robinson reacts badly to new facelift allegations.

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15. At 12:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
David Cameron wishes he'd stopped at hugging hoodies.

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16. At 12:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Things were getting tetchy backstage at the 'Accountant Team of the Year' competition..

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17. At 12:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, LauraGil wrote:
Boy, I really should cut down on the caffeine...

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18. At 12:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Cliff Richard began to suspect he?d been cloned whilst undergoing the Botox treatment

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19. At 12:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Why do I hate Monday's, thought Gerald..

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20. At 12:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
The creditn crunch has hit everyone hard - street gangs can no longer afford guns.

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21. At 12:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
After a critical mauling, George Lucas tries a new tack for the sequel to The Clone Wars

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22. At 12:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Stephen Sondheim was just working on a send-up, ?Send in the Clones,? but it was too late

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23. At 12:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
There was something about Class 4c that unnerved him, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it..

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24. At 12:39pm on 11 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
A bit off your arms here, a bit off your legs there, and don't worry, we'll get this uniform to fit you eventually...

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25. At 12:41pm on 11 Sep 2008, nowhingers wrote:

Bill was slow to realize that the stag-do had gone badly wrong.

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26. At 12:41pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
British Rail apologised for the delay, as there were the wrong kind of dwarfs on the line

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27. At 12:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, alexknibb wrote:
Starbucks introduces the new "Chuckychuckychuckychuckyccino".

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28. At 12:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, alexknibb wrote:
NYPD believe that the recent spate of violent attacks on New York residents can be mostly traced to the notorious "Midnight Runners" gang, led by the crime lord known only as "Dexy".

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29. At 12:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Bill regretted suggesting playing Oranges and Lemons with class 5B

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30. At 12:45pm on 11 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The casting director for the revival of "Guys and Dolls" had clearly misunderstood his remit

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31. At 12:46pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Not all Oompa-Loompa's were lucky enough to be employed making chocolate.

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32. At 12:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
New York's bid for the 2016 Olympics will include a demonstration of Synchronised Slashing.

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33. At 12:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Midsomer seemed such a nice, quiet village from which to commute, thought Derek

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34. At 12:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, Spadge1971 wrote:
This years new Hogwarts recruits were all bound for Slytherin

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35. At 12:48pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"He'll never pick me out in the ID parade..."

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36. At 12:48pm on 11 Sep 2008, *Exiled Canary wrote:
Commuter: "I can't really report him for flashing his chopper in public - he's only a kid after all"

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37. At 12:49pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Cabot Cove just didn't seem the same since that thriller writer had moved in, thought Simon

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38. At 12:49pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Doctor, can you help me? I keep getting these stabbing pains in my back.

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39. At 12:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, NormanAS wrote:
Is this the right platform for the Margate train?

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40. At 12:51pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Kids these days....they're all the same."

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41. At 12:52pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The new marketing strategy for Starbucks, which involved slaying anyone found with a Cafe Nero cup, was going well.

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42. At 12:53pm on 11 Sep 2008, Craig-Disko wrote:
Oops! Sorry mate. For a second there I thought you were Gary Glitter...

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43. At 12:53pm on 11 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Here, what do you think of my irresistible deodorant? It's supposed to make me stand out from the crowd.

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44. At 12:53pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The Clone Prince of Darkness.

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45. At 12:53pm on 11 Sep 2008, Josh_Rogan wrote:
David Miliband just kept repeating the government Mantra:

"There is no increase in knife crime! There is no increase in knife crime! There is ..."

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46. At 12:54pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Commuter breathes easier, as Large Hadron Collider fails to end his world.

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47. At 12:54pm on 11 Sep 2008, clarcombe wrote:
Lets make him the 50th !

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48. At 12:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, Jivegal wrote:
The Pussycat Dolls unveil their new, less man-friendly, look.

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49. At 12:56pm on 11 Sep 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Getting the axe at work was taking a more literary form.

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50. At 12:56pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Whenever I hear the name and see the face, why do I always think of Cilla Black?

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51. At 12:57pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Hmmm....what if those colliding protons really do create a black hole and end the world today?"

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52. At 12:57pm on 11 Sep 2008, *Exiled Canary wrote:
NRA members unfazed by US gun ban.

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53. At 12:58pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Arthur was a little cut up about his train being late

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54. At 12:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Getting the axe at work was taking a more literally form.

( spelin corecshun!)

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55. At 1:00pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
One of these things is not chopped like the others

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56. At 1:00pm on 11 Sep 2008, Eregol wrote:
"And then I said, 'When I grow up, I want to be a butcher.' Hey! Are you even listening?"

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57. At 1:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Who let the dolls out?

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58. At 1:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, clarcombe wrote:
In New York, the credit crunch was causing more cut-backs

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59. At 1:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
Having discovered the secret of The Matrix, Neo let down his guard.

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60. At 1:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
''On the other hand'', he thought,''if God doesn't like us trying to recreate 'Big Bang', what can he do about it?"

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61. At 1:03pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Well, somebody must have voted for Bush, thought Eric

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62. At 1:03pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"...I'm not sure 1c are ready for cookery classes."

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63. At 1:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Sweeny Todd fans gather for same day tickets on Broadway

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64. At 1:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
George sat well forward, as he was worried about the sign falling on him

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65. At 1:06pm on 11 Sep 2008, *Exiled Canary wrote:
"Another serial student-slaying"

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66. At 1:07pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Tonight on Fox, 'When Rugrats go bad'.

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67. At 1:07pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Fans of 42nd Street cut up rough as they realise they have been sold tickets for the wrong musical.

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68. At 1:10pm on 11 Sep 2008, billcam wrote:
"Following it's first successful day, the Large Hatetron Dollider attempts to split the adam"

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69. At 1:10pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Just killing time until the next one comes along

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70. At 1:11pm on 11 Sep 2008, tansal wrote:
Dave's pediophobia was fully justified

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71. At 1:12pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Luckily, Paul Simon quickly moved off to write his song about another street bridge

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72. At 1:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, teazeldad wrote:
Parents at the nursery expressed disquiet as the 'Sarah Palin method' of child care began to show results

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73. At 1:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, pillingworth wrote:
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

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74. At 1:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, tansal wrote:
Criteria for entry to this year's Ginger Convention were stricly upheld

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75. At 1:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Next time, we'll just get cats, thought Derek..

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76. At 1:14pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Arthur Rice was about to become the next victim of the cereal killer

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77. At 1:17pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Well someone won't be 'Feeling Groovy'.

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78. At 1:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Unhappy with the makeover, the disgruntled chavs decided to axe their image consultant and go back to Burberry.

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79. At 1:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, danielrobertcarter wrote:
"I'm not going to ask you again", said Grumpy, "What the HELL have you done with Snow White"...

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80. At 1:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, hanliegrobb wrote:
No! Frankly, I DON'T wanna play!

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81. At 1:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
"Beward of the Quads"? There's not a bike in sight.

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82. At 1:19pm on 11 Sep 2008, daisydav wrote:
Always use a condom

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83. At 1:20pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Whaddya mean you don't like knock knock jokes?

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84. At 1:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
PICTURE HERE FOLLOWED BY EXPLANATORY TEXT, followed by hilarious captions.

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85. At 1:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, metalhappyclappy wrote:
it was only now that bill realised what had happened to the other 2 dwarfs.

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86. At 1:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, meinzadram wrote:
brown shoes with that shirt? You deserve everything you get...

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87. At 1:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, theboytommy wrote:
Dennis Waterman and his family's nice day out was somewhat marred by train rage

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88. At 1:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
"Beware of the Quads?" But there's not a bike in sight.

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89. At 1:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, ECLondon wrote:
Dave thought his new Clones didn't bare his resemblence as much as he had hoped - maybe he shouldn't have shared a test tube with Bonny Langford...

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90. At 1:22pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Gerald had been dreading the class trip to the zoo for months

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91. At 1:22pm on 11 Sep 2008, paulbarratt1 wrote:
George was beginning to wonder whether the quads were actually his

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92. At 1:23pm on 11 Sep 2008, theboytommy wrote:
"Excuse me sir, I think you dropped your machete"

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93. At 1:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, Looloo1960 wrote:
#Chuck-chuck-chuck-chuck-chuckie slay a head for me....#

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94. At 1:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Somebody needs a time-out

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95. At 1:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, smilingsusieQ wrote:
"NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK OPENING CONCERT!!!"

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96. At 1:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, theboytommy wrote:
It appeared that the curtains would finally be drawn on Robbie Fowlers long and illustrious career

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97. At 1:29pm on 11 Sep 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Enid Blyton's estate were regretting selling the Famous Five film rights to Quentin Tarantino.

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98. At 1:29pm on 11 Sep 2008, jebuslives wrote:
Shocking new pictures cause controversy for the Mick Hucknall [Children Of Gangs] Program.

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99. At 1:30pm on 11 Sep 2008, kman45uk wrote:
mikey was now wishing he was clone alone...

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100. At 1:30pm on 11 Sep 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Gerald's flatulence was about to cost him dearly....

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101. At 1:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, English Yo-Yo wrote:
"Can't even spell 'knife', nothing to worry about the........."

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102. At 1:32pm on 11 Sep 2008, danteGideon wrote:
As the days wore on, Ian began to suspect that his true love had either misheard the lyrics to "The 12 days of Christmas", or was trying to send him another message altogether.

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103. At 1:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, nanamiice wrote:
The backlash begins on the fertility-pill-and-vodka diet.

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104. At 1:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, maggie-bee wrote:
These kids are giving me a splitting headache.

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105. At 1:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, PaulKersey wrote:
Chucky flew into a rage when he realised that he had gone to the wrong place for the '42nd Street' musical audition!

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106. At 1:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, Jimmyb27 wrote:
Cedric was beginning to regret stealing Willy Wonka's new secret chocolate milkshake.

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107. At 1:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, LargeHadron wrote:
He knew this meant he'd get the axe from his job as a youth counsellor.

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108. At 1:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Any chance of a conviction fell at the first hurdle, the identification parade.

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109. At 1:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, sparkling76 wrote:
How many times do i have to tell you! Stop discriminating me! I want the same shoes as the others!

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110. At 1:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A miracle? You've got to get to 34th Street first, Bucko!

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111. At 1:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Brian was going to regret his comments about ginger people.

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112. At 1:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, _dudds_ wrote:
Upon reflection, Charles decided teaching was not the career for him.

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113. At 1:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Rob began to feel he was a rotten child psychologist

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114. At 1:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
'Small time hackers' become security's worst nightmare

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115. At 1:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candid96 wrote:
Out on the campaign trail, Sarah Palin leaves the kids unattended.

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116. At 1:44pm on 11 Sep 2008, eatingkatiejayne wrote:
Male commuter savagely murders youths with butchers cleaver on 49 street.

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117. At 1:44pm on 11 Sep 2008, ShatnerSings wrote:
The sooner I get back to my warm bed in Elm Street the better.

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118. At 1:45pm on 11 Sep 2008, cranston65 wrote:
Gordon was feeling a little uneasy about his cabinet reshuffle

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119. At 1:46pm on 11 Sep 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
A vasectomy's nearly always successful they said, nearly..

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120. At 1:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Walt was about to find out what had happened to Snow White and the other three dwarfs

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121. At 1:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"So much for the baker" thought the candlestick maker

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122. At 1:51pm on 11 Sep 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Cliff wondered why the anti-aging cream had not worked quite as well on the Shadows

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123. At 1:52pm on 11 Sep 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Potential voters for the Democrats realised they should always be on their guard..

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124. At 1:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, needjamesd wrote:
Cern admits it was wrong about possibility of trans-dimensional escapees

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125. At 1:58pm on 11 Sep 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
James' mother warned him of the dangers of eating fast food.

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126. At 1:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"When it came to singing Chucky definitely had `The Axe-Factor."

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127. At 1:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Allen was dead chuffed at cornering the market on murderous dolls, but as his attention turned to getting them home...

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128. At 2:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, modernstonethrower
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130. At 2:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, beachcred wrote:
Kevin felt that the quads? birthday trip to NYC had gone well, but wondered if the mix-up with the retro chopper bike presents would have any repercussions

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131. At 2:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, teazeldad wrote:
The former members of B*witched had fallen on hard times. And they were ANGRY

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132. At 2:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Obama's speechwriter sips coffee as he contemplates his best line: 'You can put lipstick on a doll, but it's still a doll.'

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133. At 2:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, Moggye wrote:
Derek was really pleased to've got to the drinks machine just in time for the last coffee before it ran dry

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134. At 2:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, brumkeen wrote:
Who's that bloke with the coffee Chucky?
Don't know they all look the same to me.

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135. At 2:10pm on 11 Sep 2008, divine_madness wrote:
After ploitely asking for the ipod music to be turned down and being ignored, one of the quads decided to take more direct action.

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136. At 2:10pm on 11 Sep 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
I really appreciate you guys taking an interest in my views about how European Directives are changing the regulatory environment in shareholder transparency. Some people find me boring.

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137. At 2:11pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Q: What's the difference between an olympic singer and a cleaver wielding doll?
A: The doll knows he can get away with being seen but not heard

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138. At 2:16pm on 11 Sep 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
...and this makes it 50th Street

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139. At 2:20pm on 11 Sep 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Don't worry guys... Just found the perfect recipe for Masterchecf

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140. At 2:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
"We are not dwarves, WE ARE LITTLE PEOPLE..."

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141. At 2:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, DonnyAsh wrote:
Chucky takes out his revenge on the guy who stole his bride....

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142. At 2:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, Hailsbells wrote:
George began to reqret his loose living in his younger years as he was re-untited with his long lost children following a night with that woman he met outside the kebab shop

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143. At 2:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Ian was about to find that the last dwarf joke was the last straw.

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144. At 2:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
As he realised how unfair musical chairs could be, Chucky number 2 need not have worried.

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145. At 2:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
"Well Mrs Richards", Cliff mused, "the years HAVE flown, and I?m beginning to wonder if, perhaps, we SHOULDN'T teach the young of our own."

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146. At 2:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, lstarling73 wrote:
commuter says 'AM I Bover'd!)

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147. At 2:32pm on 11 Sep 2008, drguido wrote:
Jimmy crankie was happy with the first four, but the last clone would have to go...

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148. At 2:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, amrollawalla wrote:
They'll have switched it on by now and it's not killed me, thought Trevor. But how will I know if the Large Hadron Collider has transported me into an alternate universe or not?

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149. At 2:38pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Jimmy thought this was probably the most critical X-factor panel ever

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150. At 2:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
George thought he'd better stand up, as the foreman of the jury was about to deliver his verdict

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151. At 2:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, spankysparkle wrote:
While on his coffee break, Neil was thinking: 'I really need a closer shave...'

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152. At 2:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, MadWelsh wrote:
Once she'd got rid of the last original member, Ginger Spice would finally be able to take over the Spice Girls by herself.

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153. At 2:45pm on 11 Sep 2008, MadWelsh wrote:
The care worker would tell the court later that he had thought a butchery course would be good for Chucky's career prospects after leaving the psychiatric hospital.

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154. At 2:46pm on 11 Sep 2008, MadWelsh wrote:
The new album - "Chucky plays Chopin"

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155. At 2:46pm on 11 Sep 2008, amrollawalla wrote:
Darling, when I look at the kids I can't help thinking one of them might not be mine...

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156. At 2:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, AndrewNK wrote:
"Just a second, there's a fly on your shoulder..."

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157. At 2:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, zz_xap wrote:
If, after 4 movies, THAT's what I'm destined to grow up into, I'm gonna end it right now!

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158. At 2:56pm on 11 Sep 2008, sarah_doncaster wrote:
This year's holiday took them to New York, but sadly, britain's youth just couldnt help themselves.

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159. At 2:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Truancy Officers just weren't popular in certain parts of Glasgow.

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160. At 3:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stellsie wrote:
Having dabbled with hallucinogens in the past, Darren calmly and mistakenly believed he was experiencing another flashback

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161. At 3:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Chucky liked the new 'swipe' system.

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162. At 3:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Better red than dead.

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163. At 3:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Jeremy was the only one so far who hadn't been awarded an ASBO

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164. At 3:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, Spockter wrote:
Eric never felt comfortable being the band's token human

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165. At 3:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Derek thought he'd lose his job with Hamley's after having ordered too many dolls for the Christmas rush

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166. At 3:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
As he waited, Brad mulled over the fact that the queue, for the Bloomingdales sale, was murder this year.

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167. At 3:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, Spockter wrote:
Nigel felt a splitting headache coming on

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168. At 3:07pm on 11 Sep 2008, Spockter wrote:
Being a male au pair wasn't all it was cracked up to be

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169. At 3:09pm on 11 Sep 2008, archstinker wrote:

" Oh no." ......." I Just cant think of another excuse why i'm late for work again "

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170. At 3:11pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
"Murderous dolls for kids you hate" just weren't selling well

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171. At 3:12pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Oh no, not another Bjork tribute band

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172. At 3:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, Forest_Fred wrote:
Chucky heeds Government advice and stops carrying a knife

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173. At 3:14pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Becareful, you will get a chip on the shoulder

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174. At 3:16pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
Not all New Yorkers took to Andy Murray

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175. At 3:17pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
On the iPod:
'I Should Be So Chuckie'

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176. At 3:17pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The 49th. Street Abridge Song

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177. At 3:20pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
You know when you had too much caffine...

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178. At 3:22pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Geri Halliwell didn't respond well to plastic surgery.

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179. At 3:23pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
It was Christmas Eve and this what Tim could only find in the shops.

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180. At 3:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
"There are childen here somewhere - I can smell them" said the young Vulgarian Child Catcher.

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181. At 3:28pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rick-Dunning wrote:
Now he came to weigh it up, all that money to win custody was just not worth it.

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182. At 3:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, terrytonsils wrote:
They never said I needed red hair for this job, how am I going to get it red that quick?

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183. At 3:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Channel 5 unveils "When Children's TV Presenters Turn Homicidal ..."

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184. At 3:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
The proverb of the three wise monkeys had lost something in translation ...

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185. At 3:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Fred counted his blessings. At least the kids in the next seat were quiet.

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186. At 3:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
With the project three weeks behind schedule, Damian thought, heads will roll

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187. At 3:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Maybe looking like Richard Branson wasn't such a bad thing, thought Harry

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188. At 3:38pm on 11 Sep 2008, hitbarker wrote:
what do you mean we have to stay in school until we're 18, I know I was born to be a butcher?

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189. At 3:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
There were few audiences tougher than those at the 49th Street Comedy Club.

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190. At 3:52pm on 11 Sep 2008, SpirituaLee wrote:
Barry wished the hallicinations would cease, otherwise he'd be Chucky-ing a sickie tomorrow.

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191. At 3:54pm on 11 Sep 2008, StuBurt wrote:
Chucky number 4 was clearly upset that the nice man hadn't given his seat up for his brother when politely asked to do so so decided to take action.

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192. At 3:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, ElleUSA wrote:
Next season, Maria's Dad is in danger as Sarah Jane and the kids battle the next generation of Autons.

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193. At 3:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, gazardo wrote:
The previous 48 streets had been bad but Colin felt that if he survived this level then he was confident he could complete all 50.

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194. At 3:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, steffworthington wrote:
'Sesame Street-The Next Generation' hadn't exactly turned out as the producers envisaged.

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195. At 3:56pm on 11 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
The risks of cousin marriage were well known.

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196. At 3:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, tomodlin
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197. At 4:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, fustigation wrote:
"It's alright; their blades are barely 4 inches and they are all over 18 anyhow"

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198. At 4:03pm on 11 Sep 2008, computerizedvictoria wrote:
'I'm not ginger its strawberry blonde!'

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199. At 4:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, wallerca wrote:
Lehman Brothers announce more cuts.

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200. At 4:06pm on 11 Sep 2008, groovyspacemanX wrote:
Typical!
You wait 40 minutes for a maniacal children's toy and then four come along at once.

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201. At 4:07pm on 11 Sep 2008, Artaxerxes3436 wrote:
Daniel was starting to suspect he may have been adopted

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202. At 4:08pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
Out in the sticks, they wield banjos but in New York....

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203. At 4:09pm on 11 Sep 2008, vel0cityb0y wrote:
"This could be worse... they could be wearing hoodies."

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204. At 4:09pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
I wonder if there's anyone to play a banjo duet with.

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205. At 4:10pm on 11 Sep 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
His peers would probably have been able to contain their jealous rage if the back of his shirt had not blatantly advertised the fact that he was 'that Dwarf from Nantucket'.

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206. At 4:11pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
The 49 Street Gospel choir were militant evangelists

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207. At 4:14pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
He wasn't wearing GAP, Your Honour.

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208. At 4:17pm on 11 Sep 2008, PicksyJ wrote:
"Please give up your seat for the elderly, disabled, and murderous toy dolls"

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209. At 4:17pm on 11 Sep 2008, Jayharman wrote:
And we thought one Hazel Blears was a handful...

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210. At 4:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, marra10uk wrote:
After his recent stay in Hackney George reflected that Manhattan had never felt safer.

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211. At 4:20pm on 11 Sep 2008, StephenKuma wrote:
"You yuppies and your damn frappuccinos!!"

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212. At 4:20pm on 11 Sep 2008, alexknibb wrote:
The new Broadway smash hit sequel: Dolls 'n' Guy.

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213. At 4:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, EllipsisMan wrote:
"This commute is murder."

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214. At 4:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, omnipotent wrote:
No Chucky, this isn't Britain, we just fine fare dodgers here.

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215. At 4:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, AndersonTheDon wrote:
"its CHUCKY ARRRHHHH Chucky runs 49 street, get it"

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216. At 4:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, smiddy1979 wrote:
On a recent shopping trip one little chucky felt his dad's decision to spend family money on IVF was not justification for him not getting his new trainers.

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217. At 4:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, StephenKuma wrote:
Small-town Americans minutes after Obama's 'guns and religion' comment.

"Obama doesn't know anything," said an irritable Chucky III, "we all use cleavers round these parts."

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218. At 4:27pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
The transit authorities approach to anti social use of Ipods has raised a few eyebrows.

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219. At 4:28pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
I swear that if he makes any more slurping noises drinking that coffee i swing for him.......

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220. At 4:28pm on 11 Sep 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The Hazel Blears Appreciation Society practiced for the next Labour Party Leadership contest.

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221. At 4:29pm on 11 Sep 2008, magikit wrote:
Chuck chuck chuck chuck chuckeeeeeee . . .
Flay a little head for me . . . . . .

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222. At 4:31pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
How many more times....the names Charles not Chuck

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223. At 4:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
I've been stood up, thought Harry. How much worse can my life get?

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224. At 4:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Questioning the fashion sense of someone wearing dungarees was seriously backfiring on the man in the biege slacks.........

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225. At 4:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, covwars wrote:
Come closer and I'll help you cut that ticket price down!

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226. At 4:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Parents criticise the Dandy for the violence in the "The 49 Bash Street Kids."

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227. At 4:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, countrysidez wrote:
Nigel thought he was in the queue to have his four chuck read.

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228. At 4:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Telling the kids he liked their choppers was not only leading to a visit from Child Protection Officers, it was shaping up to be the mother of headaches.

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229. At 4:36pm on 11 Sep 2008, ScottyDooDoo wrote:
Andrew was trying to look on the bright side of life whilst emotionally pondering the events of the previous 3 hours,

"What a day - My girlfriend has left me, the train is 16 minutes late, my IPOD is out of battery and to top it all, my pepsi is flat.... At least I have my health I guess."

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230. At 4:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, miss_emma_in_chile wrote:
It's not PC to use "Road rage" anymore, you have to use "Commuters rage".

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231. At 4:38pm on 11 Sep 2008, james paterson wrote:
Chuck chuck chuck chuck Chucky, swing a little axe at me...

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232. At 4:38pm on 11 Sep 2008, walter-plinge wrote:
His scathing review of the last Chapman Brothers exhibiton was about have its consequences.

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233. At 4:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, miss_emma_in_chile wrote:
He was just thinking about the little brat sitting next to him "Don't you dear chuck that".

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234. At 4:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, Twiggybloke wrote:
All of Chucky's personalities were feeling paranoid about the type of people they could meet on the subway

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235. At 4:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, miss_emma_in_chile wrote:
Spelling correction:

He was just thinking about the little brat sitting next to him "Don't you DARE chuck that".

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236. At 4:41pm on 11 Sep 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
I really wanted to cleave a name for myself as an actor, but I'm just not sure I can cut it!!

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237. At 4:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, aquila99 wrote:
There seemed to be a worrying increase in the quantity and agressiveness of home secretaries

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238. At 4:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, omnipotent wrote:
Patience, Chucky, we're looking for a man carrying a didgeridoo, and then we can have our BAFTA's that are so rightly ours...

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239. At 4:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Korean Scientists have found a novel way around the embargo on human cloning.

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240. At 4:44pm on 11 Sep 2008, Zol_Rubatabi wrote:
Just because you're paranoid, Tom, doesn't mean that everyone isn't out to get you.

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241. At 4:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, dead_jester wrote:
Momma told us the subway was a dangerous place to be at night. She forgot to add it was because of us.

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242. At 4:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, Twiggybloke wrote:
Trouble was brewing in the Krankies interview line

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243. At 4:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
PRODUCT RECALL: Barry Chuckle Dolls

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244. At 4:47pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Call yourself a father....i told you i wanted red shoes like the others, but oh no, you wanted had to buy me cheapo trainers from primark. Now see what you get you tightwad..

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245. At 4:48pm on 11 Sep 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Right lets check these off - id, ego, super ego ........ er

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246. At 4:49pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
After taking the kids to the Zoo for the day Trevor was even more certain that his wife has been having an affair with a Scottish football supporter....

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247. At 4:49pm on 11 Sep 2008, Roridge wrote:
New York identifies voilent iPod theft on increase

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248. At 4:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, Roridge wrote:
Spelling correction:

New York identifies violent iPod theft on increase

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249. At 4:53pm on 11 Sep 2008, jonnie_london wrote:
More and more people agree with Sarah Palin's views on stem cell research after Mick Hucknall cloning experiment proves successful

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250. At 4:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, sftrulez wrote:
the guys showed their disapointment at the mistake, steve had made an error bringing them to see the Chuckle brothers...

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251. At 4:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
For some time now the Brown Quintets had questioned the DNA test

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252. At 4:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, sftrulez wrote:
And they said The LHC was safe!!!!!!!!

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253. At 4:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, Jodidos wrote:
Sarah Ferguson in quads cover up

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254. At 4:56pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Trevor was beginning to wish that the Large Hadron Collidor had actually created a black hole at 08.30 in the morning rush hour......and preferably in the next seat.

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255. At 4:56pm on 11 Sep 2008, Jodidos wrote:
Sarah Ferguson in Quadruplets cover up

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256. At 4:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Robin Cook's love children angry at Icelands late goal

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257. At 5:00pm on 11 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
The Ministry of Justice deny that the government is too quick to criminalising young people.

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258. At 5:01pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Hasbro were pleased to announce their new range of action figures, Psycho Action Man.

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259. At 5:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Guy at right (thinking): "How come I'm the only one that can hear the mozzie sound?"

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260. At 5:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
George played in the New York Symphony Orchestra and was used to robbery with violins

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261. At 5:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, Bigscary wrote:
the down side to cloning becomes apparent at bus stops first of all

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262. At 5:04pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Now where am I going to get a hap from? thought the commuter

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263. At 5:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
The Department of Health's new advertising campaign was making people think twice about the need for family planning.

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264. At 5:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
The casting for the role of second Scotsman had proved more competitive than expected

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265. At 5:06pm on 11 Sep 2008, kingfr00gy wrote:
i'm not giving up my seat for the forth one even if it kills me

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266. At 5:06pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Barbie Dolls? No, these are Klaus Barbie Dolls.

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267. At 5:06pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
In a parralell universe populated by red headed dwarves, the tall gangly "mutant Commuter Doll" was deemed way too scary......

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268. At 5:08pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
The extras from Braveheart were not overly keen with the director who left them on the cutting room floor....

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269. At 5:09pm on 11 Sep 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
When the score reached England 4 - Scotland 0, Mr Davies began to regret his jocular comments to class 2c.

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270. At 5:09pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Parliamentary Chucky: "Do I have a second on the motion to kill"?

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271. At 5:09pm on 11 Sep 2008, Twiggybloke wrote:
The residents of Sesame Street had fallen on hard times since the show was axed

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272. At 5:11pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Russ Abbott's love children were determined to get the producer to give him another series......C U Jimmy

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273. At 5:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
The New Banana Splits was going to be edgier, and more 'in your face'.

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274. At 5:15pm on 11 Sep 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
For some time now the Brown Quintuplets had questioned the DNA test

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275. At 5:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Depite the continued assurances of the hospital doubt had reared its ugly head among the Brown Quintuplets

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276. At 5:19pm on 11 Sep 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Metal detectors to be introduced to Scottish nurseries after meat cleaver incident.

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277. At 5:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Having escaped from the constraints of the nailed-to-the-wall sleeping bags(see last week's caption) and irate over the public humiliation Chucky,Chucky,Chucky and Chucky did not make pleasant travel companions.

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278. At 5:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Hank's question "Are you from England?" turned out to be a big mistake.

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279. At 5:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, Pugh99 wrote:
"Right thats it! Its time I graduated to high school instead of getting held back fo the 10th time!!"

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280. At 5:28pm on 11 Sep 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
He'd woken up feeling Grumpy for the very last time.

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281. At 5:28pm on 11 Sep 2008, eltelsopwith wrote:
Meet the real Teletubbies day had turned into a bit of a nightmare for the organiser

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282. At 5:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, Darg11 wrote:
England supporters interview man from Setanta.

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283. At 5:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rockahula wrote:
"Typical" thought Tim. "You wait for one murderous, psychopathic lifesized doll-child to come along and four arrive at once..."

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284. At 5:39pm on 11 Sep 2008, BadgersRetreat wrote:
Has anybody out here got a fag?

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285. At 5:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, Ta11boy wrote:
Charlie wanted to show Nick why the Lib Dem Leadership was such a poisoned challice.

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286. At 5:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, CaptionPugwash wrote:
My boy dolly-chop

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287. At 5:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, 2Embee wrote:
Are you sure this is Sesame Street?

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288. At 5:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, Rockahula wrote:
All charges against Chucky were dropped, however, and the case thrown out when the defence revealed that the volume of Nigel's iPod meant that other commuters could clearly hear the James Blunt album aswell.

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289. At 5:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Obama......Oh Bummer more like !

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290. At 5:51pm on 11 Sep 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Suddenly "heading uptown" had a whole new meaning.

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291. At 5:54pm on 11 Sep 2008, LoadofBulls wrote:
Unlucky for Jack, he wasn't aware that the missing part of the sign said "Death at"

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292. At 5:54pm on 11 Sep 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Mel Gibson decided to give 'Braveheart: The Sequel' a more contemporary feel..

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293. At 5:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, LoadofBulls wrote:
"I will give you Lipstick on a Pig"

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294. At 5:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
"That seat's taken mate"

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295. At 5:58pm on 11 Sep 2008, LoadofBulls wrote:
"Four chucky's hes a dead fellow, four chucky's hes a dead fellow, four chucky's hes a dead felloooooow.... and say so all of us"

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296. At 5:59pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Gavin was upset his design for the Ronald McDonald clown concept had been rejected

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297. At 6:13pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Wendy Alexander exacts a terrible revenge on those who forced her resignation

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298. At 6:21pm on 11 Sep 2008, sl4dude wrote:
I wish I'd got off at 48th street

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299. At 6:24pm on 11 Sep 2008, patsathome wrote:
i`ll give him ` you all look the same to me`

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300. At 6:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
If you mention the words 'Nissan Sunny' to the Top Gear trio and The Stig, they turn into Chucky.

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301. At 6:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, cstoryteller wrote:
Listen, mate, there's this huge creepy crawly on your back. Keep very, very still...

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302. At 6:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, nhinton1 wrote:
"I should have taken the blue pill"

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303. At 6:35pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Hey his stripes go the other way on his shirt

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304. At 6:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Why does the Caption Competition involve public transport?

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305. At 6:41pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Talk to the hand, eh?

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306. At 6:44pm on 11 Sep 2008, scavenge wrote:
Vietnamese butchers' strike still unresolved.

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307. At 6:46pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"But what does the dream mean, Dr?"
"It means you should take a taxi here the next time."

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308. At 6:48pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
With a growing sense of horror and revulsion, Jack realised someone else had been sitting in his seat, and it was now all warm and clammy

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309. At 6:51pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Luckily for Henry, suddenly his subway train appeared and he quickly ran over to Pelham 1-2-3

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310. At 6:52pm on 11 Sep 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Jack realised he shouldn't have said "I could do with a good slash" out loud

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311. At 6:55pm on 11 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Monster Raving Loony Party selects a running mate

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312. At 7:17pm on 11 Sep 2008, scotchollie wrote:
As the Credit Crunch continued, even Chucky was forced to make more cuts.

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313. At 7:23pm on 11 Sep 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
You weren't going to say "Mornington Crescent", were you, Mister?

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314. At 7:24pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
With hindsight, offering a pension scheme to the Diddy Men would have prevented a lot of trouble in later life.

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315. At 7:24pm on 11 Sep 2008, scotchollie wrote:
The Dragon's Den were right - there was no market for "Circumcisions While You Wait."

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316. At 7:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, geocounseling wrote:
You can call me Chucky, you can call me Chuck, or you can call me Chas, but you doesn't have to call me 'Charles"!

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317. At 7:33pm on 11 Sep 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Then the audition queue for Britain's Got Talent spotted the innocent looking dead dog juggler..

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318. At 7:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
The New York Dolls tour started badly.

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319. At 8:02pm on 11 Sep 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
With that one small slip of the keyboard, he became a chuck magnet..

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320. At 8:18pm on 11 Sep 2008, KieranOx wrote:
Decapitation Competition.

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321. At 8:24pm on 11 Sep 2008, starmike98744 wrote:
The others felt sorry for their brother and made a concerted effort to get him a seat

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322. At 8:39pm on 11 Sep 2008, invalid_entry wrote:
Hey Paul! The CBBC version of American Psycho opens to mixed reviews.

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323. At 8:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
If I sit here long emough I might have an amusing picture taken for the Monitor Caption Competition!

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324. At 8:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
Chucky #4's speciality was the "Van Gogh"

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325. At 9:07pm on 11 Sep 2008, Blythy_vxR wrote:
It's ok, I'd be angry too if I didn't have the same shoes like my other quadruplets.

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326. At 9:15pm on 11 Sep 2008, ScouseBelle wrote:
Lizzie Borden was not as patient as her siblings

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327. At 9:24pm on 11 Sep 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Few people understand the rules of Mornington Crescent.

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328. At 9:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
"Mind the gap".

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329. At 9:46pm on 11 Sep 2008, allhallowseve wrote:
He ruminated afterwards how just one little experiment gone awry could have precipitated such a swift end to his career in genetic cloning engineering at NYU Medical Center.

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330. At 9:49pm on 11 Sep 2008, thecossack wrote:
Four Wee red 'uns and a Funeral!

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331. At 9:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
First rehearsals for the 2012 opening ceremony revealed..

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332. At 9:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, fastwelshdragon wrote:
Puppet on a string

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333. At 9:57pm on 11 Sep 2008, LoadofBulls wrote:
"End of the line mate"

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334. At 9:58pm on 11 Sep 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
That's it, swing your knife at me, little do you know that I'm a black belt and am about to break your neck.

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335. At 10:08pm on 11 Sep 2008, aliotis wrote:
Founder Member of "Fathers For Genes Justice" inaugral protest

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336. At 10:25pm on 11 Sep 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Lads, just checking, is it salt water or white wine to remove blood stains.

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337. At 10:34pm on 11 Sep 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
No, I don't believe in stabs in the dark to make your point.

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338. At 10:42pm on 11 Sep 2008, Stitch89 wrote:
Although there were no doubts towards its contemporary nature, the New Kids on the Block's new video sparked controversy with the critics...

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339. At 11:05pm on 11 Sep 2008, annalieb wrote:
Gerald was unaware that his role as a SATs marker had been made public...

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340. At 11:06pm on 11 Sep 2008, DavieBob_efc_ wrote:
The moment the Geri Halliwell Look aLike Competition started to get out of hand.

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341. At 11:26pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"This is the bit where I wake up....errr wake up...Oh no!!"

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342. At 11:37pm on 11 Sep 2008, miffy4boys wrote:
The youth of New York had found more creative ways of avoiding the 'hoodie' ban.

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343. At 11:40pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
No no, the scientists have it all wrong.

LHC stands for "Look, Heeeere's CHUCKY !!!

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344. At 11:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Don't think I can't see you pulling faces behind me..."

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345. At 11:43pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
LHC ??? CERN ???

"L"ook "H"oly "C"hrist !! "C"hucky.. "ee's a" "R"ight "N"utter

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346. At 11:45pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Forget the nutter on the bus....

I've got four on the tube !!

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347. At 11:50pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
You can put dungarees on a pshyco....

But he's still a psycho

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348. At 11:51pm on 11 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
The kiddies fancy dress party was not going quite as planned.

Anyone for Jelly ??

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349. At 11:52pm on 11 Sep 2008, ejtasker wrote:
Commuter rule #1: Do NOT make eye contact

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350. At 11:53pm on 11 Sep 2008, ejtasker wrote:
"42nd street is still worse."

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351. At 11:57pm on 11 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"How many times have I told you, Timmy...keep away from particle accelerators."

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352. At 00:01am on 12 Sep 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"YOU WILL VOTE...FOR THE PALIN BABE...
OR I WILL BE VERY...VERY ANGRY..!"

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353. At 00:12am on 12 Sep 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Commuter wishes the world really had ended on Wednesday.

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354. At 00:13am on 12 Sep 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Commuter wonders if this is just real - or some kind of post-big bang fantasy.

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355. At 00:13am on 12 Sep 2008, Jordan D wrote:
It's the end of the world as we know it.

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356. At 00:13am on 12 Sep 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Commuters wonder what Starbucks are putting in their coffee.

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357. At 00:49am on 12 Sep 2008, Johnguinnard wrote:
"I wouldm't even be here if XL hadn't gone bust..." thought the commuter

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358. At 00:53am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
From me to you said the Chucky brothers

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359. At 00:56am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Scientists baffled after simple Chucky egg is cloned.

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360. At 01:02am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Puppet government cuts travellers waiting time

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361. At 01:03am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Sweenie Toddler

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362. At 01:03am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Sweeney Toddler the Demon Barbie

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363. At 01:05am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Transport cuts bite deep in NY

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364. At 01:05am on 12 Sep 2008, mondieuquecestdur wrote:
"I know who cut the cheese!"

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365. At 01:07am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Take that tour delayed due to cutbacks.

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366. At 01:09am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Two to a seat mate - or maybe we'll just split the difference..?

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367. At 01:14am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Life sentence commuted to death

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368. At 01:19am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Positively 49th Shriek

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369. At 01:32am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
"The words of the puppets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls,
And whispered in the sounds of slices"

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370. At 01:35am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Commute, commute, wherever you are..!

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371. At 01:49am on 12 Sep 2008, malkiemac wrote:
Manhattan, Monday: Mini Michael Myers makes machete murder manoeuvres

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372. At 01:53am on 12 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The Scythe Sense

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373. At 01:58am on 12 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Gerald had never gotten past 30th Street in the game, so flushed with success, his mind started to wander, dreaming of the magic sword that awaited him at 50th Street

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374. At 01:59am on 12 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Mornington Crescent!

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375. At 02:03am on 12 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Are you John Connor?

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376. At 02:22am on 12 Sep 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"We look so much alike, he'll never know who did it."
or

"Take that, you smug, right-handed, khaki-and-oxford- wearing, pretty boy."
or

"There may be 49 streets, but there are 4 of us!"
or

"Yup, Ground Chuck!"

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377. At 02:29am on 12 Sep 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I know we could have stayed in Times
Square but Rockefeller Center is so much more uptown...we like yuppies."

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378. At 02:49am on 12 Sep 2008, nsykes7 wrote:
Network Rails new CEO Charles Lee Ray quadruples his endeavours to reduce passenger overcrowding

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379. At 02:59am on 12 Sep 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Tired of the tolerant,politically-correct times,Jim the vigilante casually set down his drink and threw the four annoying twerps under the wheels of the next express train.

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380. At 06:02am on 12 Sep 2008, SpeedOfDark wrote:
Due to the rise in teenage pregnancy and the volatility of teenage relationships, the Fathers4Justice (U16 section) publicity stunts were always well attended.

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381. At 06:21am on 12 Sep 2008, phillymaus wrote:
Jeremy was about to regret having an affair with Lady Penelope.

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382. At 06:28am on 12 Sep 2008, soggymoggy76 wrote:
What idiot decided the "Guardian Angels" were not required in our society?

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383. At 06:30am on 12 Sep 2008, soggymoggy76 wrote:
John promised me faithfully he repay me one day

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384. At 06:35am on 12 Sep 2008, soggymoggy76 wrote:
John was just about to find out what "Mind the Gap" means

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385. At 08:18am on 12 Sep 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Nobody bad-mouthed Keith Harris and Orville if Chucky was around!

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386. At 08:22am on 12 Sep 2008, brownsvillegirl wrote:
Yuppies victim of cuts as postcode lottery hits home.

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387. At 08:31am on 12 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I should have known this year's school trip was doomed the moment I saw the permission slips signed in blood."

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388. At 08:40am on 12 Sep 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
The England bench was getting younger and younger under Capello.

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389. At 08:41am on 12 Sep 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"I sometimes wonder if the IVF treatment was worth it."

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390. At 08:48am on 12 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Sighhh...it's always the same...you wait ages for a bus and then four psychopathic children turn up at the same time."

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391. At 09:01am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
But don?t choose your Blind Date yet, Chuck, until Graham has reminded you of the four contestants

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392. At 09:02am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
As the old saying goes, ?Boys will be homicidal maniacs?

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393. At 09:03am on 12 Sep 2008, T0P5ECRE7 *Muskateer* wrote:
Hey, Buddy, can you give me a hand?

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394. At 09:03am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Darren was looking forward to getting home and his mother having a nice chop for him

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395. At 09:04am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Albert Pierrepoint ? the Early Years

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396. At 09:06am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
"OK," said Greg, "You're a resident of New York. So prove it."

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397. At 09:07am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Craig was trying to work out why the sign-writer had left so much space after the word "Street," and then it hit him

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398. At 09:09am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Dick still couldn't understand why his wife's divorce lawyers had said they were going to take him to the cleavers

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399. At 09:11am on 12 Sep 2008, SkaffenUK wrote:
Matthew Bourne's production of "Star Wars Episode II" opens on Broadway.

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400. At 09:12am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
Luckily, when they closed the Channel Tunnel, Harry had managed to book a flight with XL

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401. At 09:12am on 12 Sep 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Sat, in a nearby tree, Wes Craven hurried scribbled in his notebook.

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402. At 09:14am on 12 Sep 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Sat, in a nearby tree, Wes Craven hurriedly scribbled in his notebook.

(spelling amendment)

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403. At 09:14am on 12 Sep 2008, chud_1983 wrote:
Just because you CAN use your mobile now doesnt mean you HAVE TO!

i'll show him "hands free"

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404. At 09:16am on 12 Sep 2008, Skiron wrote:
Paul Simon explains his new haircut:

"I'm sitting in the railway station.
Got a ticket for my destination..."

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405. At 09:25am on 12 Sep 2008, paulvilla wrote:
Cuts announced on New York subway system.

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406. At 09:25am on 12 Sep 2008, aslankipper wrote:
This blows. At 42nd street they had a line of chorus girls!

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407. At 09:27am on 12 Sep 2008, OGNash wrote:
Gangs of New York: The early years.

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408. At 09:28am on 12 Sep 2008, Jonny_Shire wrote:
Good morning sir, we represent your mortgage company.

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409. At 09:43am on 12 Sep 2008, OGNash wrote:
Where are the clones,
The axe-wielding clones?
Don't worry; they're here.

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410. At 09:45am on 12 Sep 2008, Hobbitmorley wrote:
This is the 49th parallel universe I've died in today, and their shoes still don't match.

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411. At 09:50am on 12 Sep 2008, Tkhawkey wrote:
The post-CERN nightmare had stretched as far as 49th Street

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412. At 09:51am on 12 Sep 2008, jimmyog wrote:
Dave was beginning to regret saying he much preferred the Pussycat Dolls.

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413. At 09:52am on 12 Sep 2008, OGNash wrote:
Suits the callous quadruplets to axe me is atrocious.

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414. At 09:53am on 12 Sep 2008, jimmyog wrote:
After performing one of his best auditions on Broadway, Pete wasn't anticipating getting the chop.

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415. At 09:55am on 12 Sep 2008, totmacmason wrote:
Gordon Ramsey's children shared his love for experimenting with ingredients.

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416. At 10:01am on 12 Sep 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
The Government spokesman conceded that the energy companies had stumped up a formidable negotiating team.

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417. At 10:01am on 12 Sep 2008, tuck04 wrote:
On their way to their comeback concert in New York, New Kids on the Block realised their 'new look' wasn't going to work. Their stylist was the first to go...

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418. At 10:02am on 12 Sep 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The worst...Saint Patrick's Day...hangover...EVER

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419. At 10:02am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
Larry mused "How much wood would a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood?"

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420. At 10:04am on 12 Sep 2008, StroszekBassist wrote:
"You think you can take your drink back? I'd like to see you try, short stuff."

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421. At 10:05am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
Ed had walked past the 48th street stop to avoid the bride of chucky, when..!

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422. At 10:05am on 12 Sep 2008, Peetle wrote:
Typical, thought Brian, you wait all day for a psychopathic dwarf puppet and four come along at once.

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423. At 10:07am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
All murderous dolls were begining to look the same to Larry.

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424. At 10:09am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
That was not the New York Dolls Ed had expected.

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425. At 10:10am on 12 Sep 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
Giuseppe wished he'd stopped at Pinocchio.

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426. At 10:12am on 12 Sep 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Just like London buses...

You wait 20 years and then 4 come along at once!

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427. At 10:15am on 12 Sep 2008, jellyba wrote:
should have got the Happy meal

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428. At 10:16am on 12 Sep 2008, jellyba wrote:
diploma in wood cutting introduced to primary schools

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429. At 10:16am on 12 Sep 2008, StroszekBassist wrote:
Compulsory cooking lessons gave the children some unexpected skills.

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430. At 10:18am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Trevor always thought Leprechauns were cheeky little chaps in Green Bowler hats.

Perhaps finding their crock of gold was not such a great idea.

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431. At 10:18am on 12 Sep 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
New in town, he hid his irritation at the local youths having chopped-off "This is not" from the front of the street sign.

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432. At 10:20am on 12 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Higgs is stunned when the true nature of his Boson is uncovered by the LHC

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433. At 10:24am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
As the Tube announcer said "Mind the Gap" trevor didn't realise he was talking about the fashion sense of his fellow commuters.

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434. At 10:27am on 12 Sep 2008, GBeaumont wrote:
Life is like a box of chocolates......you never know which Chucky's going to murder you next.......

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435. At 10:28am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
It was always a tense atmosphere when City played Utd. But it seemed to Larry that Mick Hucknall was taking things too far this year.

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436. At 10:29am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
It was a pity that Gordon had only gone to see "Don't Look Now" for that scene with Julie Christie and had left before the ending ...

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437. At 10:30am on 12 Sep 2008, stigmondo wrote:
It had taken him two years, dollar by dollar, but he had transferred the last of the bank's assets to his Swiss bank account, that morning. What could possibly go wrong now?

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438. At 10:31am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
Ed now wished he hadn't asked Simply Red to keep the music down.

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439. At 10:31am on 12 Sep 2008, z_razi wrote:
Chucky and his brothers adamant in sending this man to work not to drink coffee

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440. At 10:36am on 12 Sep 2008, LargeHadron wrote:
Life had been good until today.
His job in IT was cutting edge.
He had met a real doll and hoped to settle down.
If only he hadn't lost his head, he wouldn't now be facing the axe.
He knew he'd get it in the neck from her tonight.

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441. At 10:38am on 12 Sep 2008, redalfa147 wrote:
As well as the name, there were other changes made to make Sesame Street relate more to inner-city kids.

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442. At 10:38am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Trevor was about to learn the real meaning of the phrase "Better Dead than Red"

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443. At 10:39am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Auditions for the new "Chuckle Brothers" were not going as smoothly as planned.

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444. At 10:42am on 12 Sep 2008, redalfa147 wrote:
Winning design for new Toxteth Town Hall chimes revealed.

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445. At 10:42am on 12 Sep 2008, z_razi wrote:
Chucky and his brother says........Its time to work not to drink coffee on the street

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446. At 10:44am on 12 Sep 2008, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
The Miracle on 49 Street was that Bernard was still alive

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447. At 10:45am on 12 Sep 2008, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Can Chucky fry chicken ? No, but he can cleave you this way !

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448. At 10:46am on 12 Sep 2008, vronski wrote:
mmm shall I have ketchup or brown sauce on my bacon roll?....

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449. At 10:48am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
David Milliband was unaware the real Hazel Blears had joined him on his New York trip...

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450. At 10:50am on 12 Sep 2008, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Iris finally met the gooh gooh dolls

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451. At 10:50am on 12 Sep 2008, daisydav wrote:
Bill began to curse his obsession with Tesco's buy-3-get-one-free offers

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452. At 10:51am on 12 Sep 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Masterchef - the Delinquents.
Cooking doesn't get much tougher than this

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453. At 10:51am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Sunny side up or what!

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454. At 10:53am on 12 Sep 2008, johnwbh wrote:
Proposals to alter the drinking age are met with a mixed response.

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455. At 10:55am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
The new family makes it's debut on Eastenders

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456. At 10:56am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
The designers of the new Sarah Palin doll had not paid attention at the development meeting, they had misheard "Redneck Pitbull" and came up with a "Redhead KillerDoll".

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457. At 10:56am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Oi, Dad, I want the same trainers as the other kids!"

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458. At 10:57am on 12 Sep 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
Moving his lips while listening to his iPod was always going to upset the National Union of Dummies picket line.

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459. At 10:58am on 12 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
It was a dangerous job, but somebody had to be a researcher for The Jeremy Kyle Show.

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460. At 10:58am on 12 Sep 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Bianca's kids go on the rampage in Walford.

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461. At 10:59am on 12 Sep 2008, whatashocker wrote:
It was no good, Ed had failed to pick out his mugger from the line up of 4 chuckies, Jimmy Crankie and Mick Hucknall.

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462. At 11:00am on 12 Sep 2008, expertJeff wrote:
Unbeknown to her, Supernanny Jo Frost is about to face her biggest challenge yet....

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463. At 11:02am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Serious lapse of security at Breder Redhead Convention.

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464. At 11:04am on 12 Sep 2008, fastwelshdragon wrote:
'Allo anyone there?

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465. At 11:04am on 12 Sep 2008, daisydav wrote:
Following a dramatic public protest, "Chucky Chops" are finally taken off the menu at Hakkasan.

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466. At 11:07am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
The man innocently remarked how clear of graffitti New York was...

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467. At 11:11am on 12 Sep 2008, daisydav wrote:
Bill began to regret selling his soul on ebay.

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468. At 11:11am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
I don't care if you are a ventriloquist, stick your hand there one more time and i'll do you.....

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469. At 11:12am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Punishment was severe for breaking National Horizontal Stripes day.

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470. At 11:13am on 12 Sep 2008, mea03jdg wrote:
Squat, sit, slice. Chucky was enjoying his new exercise regime.

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471. At 11:16am on 12 Sep 2008, laptalover wrote:
No I am not one of those new Sarah Palin action dolls!!!!!!!!

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472. At 11:16am on 12 Sep 2008, scotchollie wrote:
Atthe last moment, Keith managed to stop the axe attack.

Realising his clones were utterly out of control, he took them to a nearby cliff and, one by one, pushed them over.

New York police have charged him with making a number of obscene clone falls.

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473. At 11:16am on 12 Sep 2008, nick_fowler wrote:
America decides to make its own version of "Coronation Street"

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474. At 11:17am on 12 Sep 2008, Mute Joe wrote:
And this is for pushing my brother over on stage!

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475. At 11:18am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
One Chucky hopeful had taken Stanislav's "Method" acting waaaaay to far..

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476. At 11:20am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"I said we were going to Hever Castle, now put it down Charles."

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477. At 11:20am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Getting a numb backside from the marble seat was making wee Jimmy a bit Krankie

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478. At 11:23am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Gap Dungarees !!!

These are Osh Kosh you philistine..

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479. At 11:24am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
What the Associated Press Photographer saw just before he was run down by the 10:15 to the Bronx.

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480. At 11:24am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
See...I bet John McCain can't get his arm up this high !!!

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481. At 11:27am on 12 Sep 2008, supasupermam wrote:
"I really don't think the volunteers for the line-up's should have to wait with the accused!"

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482. At 11:28am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
Trevor was downcast. As he waited for the train to the horror film convention. He realised that his Norman Bates fancy dress outfit just wasn't going to win first prize

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483. At 11:29am on 12 Sep 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The Striped Shirt Society act upon the recent resolution to ban vertical stripes.

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484. At 11:36am on 12 Sep 2008, creativeSen wrote:
Families Distraught after X-L Collapse

With the help of the local press, the local people were delighted to finally give deprived local families the holiday of their dreams to New York. Sadly, they have been caught in the terrible collapse of X-L and the families have been unable to return. The latest news from the parents is that their children have taken the news particularly badly. The local paper is now appealing to the generosity of the local people to help bring the distraught families back home.

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485. At 11:37am on 12 Sep 2008, PrivateParks wrote:
As Trevor listened to "Going Underground" on his Ipod. He was about to find out he really was in a "Strange Town".....

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486. At 11:39am on 12 Sep 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"You know what would be nice with this coffee? A ginger nut..."

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487. At 11:39am on 12 Sep 2008, buzzpp wrote:
Billy sat there thinking ' I wish someone had told me it was dress down Friday'!!!

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488. At 11:40am on 12 Sep 2008, scotchollie wrote:
Asking Chucky "What is the best thing for a splitting headache?" was, on reflection a bad idea.

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489. At 11:45am on 12 Sep 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
'Damn those infernal scientists,' thought Chuck, 'why couldn't they just stop at Dolly the Sheep?'

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490. At 11:49am on 12 Sep 2008, daisydav wrote:
Guy walks into a subway station and sits down. Turns to the guy next to him : "Hey man, why the doll's face?"

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491. At 11:56am on 12 Sep 2008, cydonia88 wrote:
This was why Neil never liked to go south of the river...

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492. At 11:57am on 12 Sep 2008, rego77660 wrote:
Boy have I got my audition dates mixed up. I thought I was coming for 42nd Street - turns out its Guy and Dolls !!!

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493. At 11:57am on 12 Sep 2008, GAL - you are the diet coke of evil wrote:
Meats back on the menu boys!

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494. At 12:01pm on 12 Sep 2008, odt1980 wrote:
New York frowns upon the outcome of an average school trip from Britain

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495. At 12:02pm on 12 Sep 2008, rego77660 wrote:
There were 10 called Chucky sitting by the wall, and if 1 called Chucky should accidently.........

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496. At 12:04pm on 12 Sep 2008, Cracovian wrote:
Was it you that made a jibe about a pig with lipstick?

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497. At 12:05pm on 12 Sep 2008, Kudosless wrote:
How much head would a red Chuck chop if a red Chuck could chop head ?

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498. At 12:06pm on 12 Sep 2008, T0P5ECRE7 *Muskateer* wrote:
The commuter's poor posture left him a bit lopsided.

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499. At 12:14pm on 12 Sep 2008, joncarpet wrote:
If i dont look at them, then they wont see me!!

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500. At 12:15pm on 12 Sep 2008, 1C3M4N_MJ wrote:
[The DVD outakes for the remake of "A Clockwork Orange"]... he he yeah this is funny look... pretend to lob Chris's head off when he's not looking....

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