Caption Competition

12:58 UK time, Friday, 8 August 2008

Winning entries in the caption competition.

A participant in the Edinburgh Festival opening cavalcade perches atop a very small bike. But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. TubaMiriam
It was clear that Penelope Pitstop had let herself go since the original Wacky Races.

5. SeanieSmith
CCTV footage reveals Hazel Blears' bike thief.

4. Candace9839
"Funny, it looked bigger on eBay."

3. KieranOx
The letter to his parents had just said "overweight".

2. Northern_Simon
The previously undiscovered, but lethal, combination of child's bike, LSD and a Great Escape DVD.

1. Rob Falconer
The farthing-farthing was just not a practical means of transport, its designer conceded.

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1. At 12:28pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Gulliver makes good his escape

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2. At 12:32pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The credit crunch reaches the Tour de France

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3. At 12:34pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Funny, it looked bigger on eBay

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4. At 12:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Tour de farce

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5. At 12:37pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
One word, haemorrhoids.

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6. At 12:38pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Good trade for the bagpipes, Sir"

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7. At 12:39pm on 07 Aug 2008, LordStein wrote:
Alice sighed as she watched her new boyfriend trying to cycle home after eating her mushrooms...

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8. At 12:39pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
A member of the Flat Earth Society sets off to prove the theory..

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9. At 12:40pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Ways to beat the Congestion Charge: #48, Steal a kid's bike..

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10. At 12:40pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Dad, look I know mum meant well, but I'm 43..

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11. At 12:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
The British Olympic Cycling squad were fed up with budgetary cut backs.

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12. At 12:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Well, its easy to park..

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13. At 12:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, LordStein wrote:
"Wow, Cameron's bike's a lot smaller than it looked next to that bollard..."

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14. At 12:42pm on 07 Aug 2008, Sunnysa1 wrote:
I knew i shouldn't have washed it before i came

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15. At 12:43pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Jim was only seconds away from the finish before he was flattened by the clown car.

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16. At 12:43pm on 07 Aug 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
I must not leave it out in the rain! I must not leave it....

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17. At 12:46pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
And for the 2012 Olympics, we hope to introduce a new Cycling event: Chasing the Bubble. We believe we have a chance with this one..

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18. At 12:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
My psychiatrist diagnosed me as a cyclo-path.

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19. At 12:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
You fool! The pump was for the bike, not you.

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20. At 12:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I'll ignore the next label that says "Drink me".

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21. At 12:49pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
He'll start performing the Shrink Rap.

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22. At 12:49pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Just wait until I get my hands on the chimp who switched bikes ...

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23. At 12:49pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Amazing what you can build from stabilisers

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24. At 12:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, DustyFella wrote:
In return for the golden egg, Jack gave the Giant his bicycle.

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25. At 12:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Now try a wheelie.

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26. At 12:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Although the mini-bike is allowed on trains, wheelies are a challenge.

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27. At 12:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
When he said he had a small Raleigh, I thought he meant there were a few people demonstrating.

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28. At 12:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I think someone's got a Rudge against me

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29. At 12:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, Vicky S wrote:
If you think the wheels are small you should see the size of the saddle................

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30. At 12:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, funnylittlegem wrote:
Does my bum look big on this?

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31. At 12:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Remind me - how many double decker buses did he leap over?

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32. At 12:52pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I think BMX must stand for "bottom cross"

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33. At 12:52pm on 07 Aug 2008, Caroline_says wrote:
You may very well think I look silly now, but I've been reliably informed that, due to rising fuel costs, we can expect a substantial growth in bicycles...

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34. At 12:53pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Honey, I shrunk the skids.

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35. At 12:53pm on 07 Aug 2008, trina47 wrote:
Are we there yet?

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36. At 12:53pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Loonycycle

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37. At 12:54pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I should never have lent John Prescott my BMX

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38. At 12:55pm on 07 Aug 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Dave's new iBike was smaller, but somehow that wasn't the point.

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39. At 12:55pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Raleigh introduce the bike you CAN smuggle through Customs

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40. At 12:55pm on 07 Aug 2008, robmoo wrote:
Inlfation grips the Scots

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41. At 12:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
CCTV footage reveals Hazel Blears' bike thief.

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42. At 12:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Stan became obsessed with having the biggest gear ratio

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43. At 12:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Whatever happened to? #37 Damon Hill

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44. At 12:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Dyslexic Edinburgh Chief of Police announces a clampdown on pedallers

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45. At 12:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, Prop for England wrote:
He is praying "no cobblestones, please no cobblestones"......

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46. At 12:57pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Wait until you see the unicycle!

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47. At 12:59pm on 07 Aug 2008, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
After they took away his motorbike, things were tough for Hagrid

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48. At 12:59pm on 07 Aug 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Unfortunately, seconds later Dave was run over my a hedgehog.

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49. At 1:00pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The new hybrid models were working on the principle of economies of scale

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50. At 1:00pm on 07 Aug 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Tour De France rocked by rumours of undetectable growth hormone.

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51. At 1:01pm on 07 Aug 2008, mattcopp wrote:
Chris Moyles training for the Olympics

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52. At 1:02pm on 07 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Now he wished he hadn't kept telling his wife 'size isn't everything'.

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53. At 1:02pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
I'm impressed, last week he was still using a tricycle..

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54. At 1:02pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Transport Exceptionnels

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55. At 1:02pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And the best part is I can fit it in my hand luggage

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56. At 1:03pm on 07 Aug 2008, Vicky S wrote:
Phil's naked Dalek impression usually needed explanation.

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57. At 1:03pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Boss, are you sure that kid is under 8?

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58. At 1:04pm on 07 Aug 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
George Bush - "On balance, I preferred the Segway."

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59. At 1:04pm on 07 Aug 2008, hrcolyer wrote:
"Surely if the mountains in Scotland aren't as big as the Alps, I don't need such a large bike?"

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60. At 1:04pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Tour de prats

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61. At 1:04pm on 07 Aug 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Oh-oh, should have taken the warning on the detergent box : "May cause shrinking" seriously before cleaning the bike with it

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62. At 1:05pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Oh God, not another hill

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63. At 1:06pm on 07 Aug 2008, omnipotent wrote:
Dave didn't like the courtesy bike the insurance company loaned him...

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64. At 1:06pm on 07 Aug 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
And now we see 'Danger Dave' attempt to jump 16 double decker buses!

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65. At 1:06pm on 07 Aug 2008, Vicky S wrote:
James wished he'd listened more carefully to his maths teacher's explanation of the difference between mm and inches.

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66. At 1:06pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
If the Tour de France hadn't banned drugs, I'd still be taking my slimming pills

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67. At 1:07pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
If I didn't fit a saddle, I could swallow this whole

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68. At 1:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
The Household Cavalry show the full effects of recent defence cutbacks.

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69. At 1:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
The bike folds up to the size of a cuff-link.

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70. At 1:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Oh dear, hope I don't get any tickets for breaking the speed limit....

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71. At 1:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Some folks just don't appreciate how small Ronnie Corbett actually is!!!

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72. At 1:09pm on 07 Aug 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
Oh my God! What did I eat???

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73. At 1:09pm on 07 Aug 2008, Jodidos wrote:
Somehow a naked dalek is just not so scary

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74. At 1:10pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
If only they weren't so tight-fisted about road maintenance around here, I wouldn't have ridden through so many pot-holes full of water

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75. At 1:10pm on 07 Aug 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
The Seven Dwarfes watched on in amusement as the salesman tried to convince them that cycling was the best way to "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, off to work you go."

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76. At 1:11pm on 07 Aug 2008, plawrence14 wrote:
Despite GB's cycling teams expectations of a medal haul in Beijing, the credit crunch begins to affect their preparations

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77. At 1:11pm on 07 Aug 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
You may all laugh now, but we will see who has the last laugh.. afterall biking is the best way to reduce your waist size.....

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78. At 1:11pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
In the new Alien movie, only the helmet bears any resemblance to the original monster

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79. At 1:12pm on 07 Aug 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
For once, a Christmas Cracker gift that wasn't useless!

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80. At 1:12pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A whale is a fish, so how do you like them apples, Alice?

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81. At 1:12pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Dave's original title of "Transport Exceptionnels" had been taken so he settled for "Big Bloke / Little Bike".

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82. At 1:13pm on 07 Aug 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Sigh.. money doesn't go as far as it used to...

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83. At 1:13pm on 07 Aug 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Now I know what they meant when they advertised with "Huge reductions on all items in store"

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84. At 1:14pm on 07 Aug 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Wind tunnel tests to maximise the bike's low profile fail to solve the 'knees' problem.

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85. At 1:15pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Gerald decided that, for next year's Tour de France, he'd have to learn to say no to croissants for breakfast

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86. At 1:15pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
After 20 years as a cycle courier Dave had lost all sense of perspective.

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87. At 1:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
When I was your age, Billy, bikes were so much bigger than they are today

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88. At 1:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Policeman - "What time is it?
Biker - "I've fallen for that one before!"

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89. At 1:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, Vicky S wrote:
As the first drops of rain started Butch grimaced. At any moment now Katherine Ross would be demanding a carry on the crossbar.

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90. At 1:17pm on 07 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
If Graeme Obree can build a bike out of a washing machine then building one from a shopping trolley was going to be a doddle.

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91. At 1:17pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Boris Johnson has a lot to answer for, thought Sir Alan Sugar

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92. At 1:19pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Joe had bought the bike at Halford's, but hadn't realised the significance of the first four letters of their name

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93. At 1:19pm on 07 Aug 2008, sixfootplus wrote:
New attempts to get non folding Triathlon bikes on the DLR.

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94. At 1:20pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
How To Meet Girls #80: Tell them your sensitivity is inversely proportional to your ride

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95. At 1:20pm on 07 Aug 2008, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:
George was beginning to think this wasn't quite what he had in mind when he promised to reduce his carbon footprint.

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96. At 1:20pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The farthing-farthing was just not a practical means of transport, its designer conceded

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97. At 1:21pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Sinclair C6 is unveiled

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98. At 1:21pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A penny farthing just doesn't go as far anymore

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99. At 1:22pm on 07 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Ever since his wife had nearly caught him with his mistress, he'd had to pretend this was his new bike. That's the last time he dates anyone from the circus.

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100. At 1:23pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Not only is it a great way of getting from A to B. but it's also a very efficient way of releasing trapped wind - look, there goes another one

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101. At 1:23pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
John Prescott is impressed with his "nana-tech" bike

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102. At 1:23pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The designed of the moped introduces the lessped

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103. At 1:24pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
That bicycle pump certainly didn't work

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104. At 1:26pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I bought it to go with my SmartCar

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105. At 1:28pm on 07 Aug 2008, lestmak wrote:
David Cameron wasn't too worried about the theft of his gift from George W. Bush

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106. At 1:29pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
In for a penny farthing, in for a pounding

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107. At 1:31pm on 07 Aug 2008, DylanRex wrote:
John didn't think it was fair that finishing last in the swimming section of the triathlon should mean being given a comedy bike.

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108. At 1:34pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Team Liechtenstein was determined to make the Tour de France this year

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109. At 1:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, PatFrog wrote:
The Bicycle Peeves

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110. At 1:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Meanwhile, over at the Dragon's Den only Theo thought that small bikes would catch on

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111. At 1:38pm on 07 Aug 2008, Snaggers wrote:
The Lilliputian stunt bicycle team had become accustomed to Gulliver's wayward manouveres

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112. At 1:39pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Dangerous cycling case is referred to the Clown Prosecution Service.

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113. At 1:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
The Dragons Den forced Dave to admit that his invention failed as a bike as well as an egg whisk.

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114. At 1:42pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
Note to self "Forget style - think balance"

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115. At 1:45pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Well maybe the helmet is a bit OTT"

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116. At 1:45pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Cut backs in ITV's budget for the new season meant seeing 'Easy Rider' as we've never seen it before.

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117. At 1:45pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
The Dragons Den forced Dave to admit that his invention failed not only as a bike, but also as an egg whisk.

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118. At 1:46pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
ET come home? He's having trouble actually setting out!

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119. At 1:46pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Did he add enough water to the sachet?

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120. At 1:47pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Edinburgh today - Wall of Death tomorrow"

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121. At 1:47pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
If Apple did bicycles they'd probably be....

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122. At 1:47pm on 07 Aug 2008, lillipinkerton wrote:
First ever picture of Krusty the Clown without his make up

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123. At 1:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
These Airfix kits are tougher than they used to be.

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124. At 1:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, ECLondon wrote:
The UK Olympic Cycling Team may have saved money on sending the new design bikes to China but they are now doubting the chances to win the Gold medal.

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125. At 1:49pm on 07 Aug 2008, tafiamartyn wrote:
The congestion charge starts to bite ( and not in a nice place)

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126. At 1:49pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
His bicycle passed the test and was proven not to be on steroids.

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127. At 1:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
A quick practice for "Look Mum, no hands!"

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128. At 1:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The cover of the Queen song mysteriously had a new second word added - "don't".

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129. At 1:51pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
The Yellow Jersey was refused due to it attracting insects

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130. At 1:52pm on 07 Aug 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Warwickshire Police denied reports that budget cuts would compromise undercover operations at this weekends Bulldog Bash.

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131. At 1:52pm on 07 Aug 2008, planetmarshalluk wrote:
Inexperience with the use of Human Growth Hormone jeopardizes entry into next year's Tour.

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132. At 1:53pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Performance piece ?Isosceles Triangle? went down well with a knowledgeable crowd.

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133. At 1:54pm on 07 Aug 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Paul McKenna's new 'Bubble Hypnosis' show was a great success.

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134. At 1:54pm on 07 Aug 2008, tafiamartyn wrote:
Evel knievel jnrs commitment was never in doubt - the size of the challenges however left a lot to be desired.

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135. At 1:55pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
Demonstration of the accelerated track to Biker's Bum

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136. At 1:57pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Ms Blears told reporters: "Bollard? I thought it was a lampost."

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137. At 1:58pm on 07 Aug 2008, Stellsie wrote:
Fred was beginning to regret buying that credit crunching mini bike

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138. At 1:59pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Yeah, I thought there were a lot of bits left over when I built it

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139. At 1:59pm on 07 Aug 2008, RoryWhyte wrote:
Locked in a staring contest with the bubble, Roger had neglected to check which bike he was getting on

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140. At 2:01pm on 07 Aug 2008, tafiamartyn wrote:
Norman Tebbit has a lot to answer for

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141. At 2:05pm on 07 Aug 2008, tafiamartyn wrote:
Now I now what TFL stands for:

Transport
Far Too
Little

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142. At 2:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Queasy rider.

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143. At 2:09pm on 07 Aug 2008, Paul-Taylor wrote:
BBC cutbacks begin to take their toll on Chris Moyles

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144. At 2:13pm on 07 Aug 2008, tafiamartyn wrote:
"And I'll take the low road"

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145. At 2:14pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
DC is to Canondale as GB is to...

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146. At 2:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
DC is to Cannondale as GB is to...

(Spelt correctly this time round)

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147. At 2:17pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
British Army beastings can sometimes be cruel and unusual

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148. At 2:17pm on 07 Aug 2008, DeepAnna-lyzer wrote:
Dave finds a bargain at 'Borrowers' garage sale

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149. At 2:17pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Shortly afterwards marshals removed Dave from the parade as he was far too sensible for the Edinburgh Festival.

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150. At 2:21pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
British Army beastings can be cruel and unusual

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151. At 2:24pm on 07 Aug 2008, stigmondo wrote:
The rise and fall of John Prescott..

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152. At 2:27pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Jim's hope of gaining the yellow jersey was fading fast.

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153. At 2:27pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
James Bond is unimpressed with latest "Q" gadget.

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154. At 2:31pm on 07 Aug 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
The previously undiscovered, but lethal, combination of child's bike, LSD and a "Great Escape" DVD.

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155. At 2:33pm on 07 Aug 2008, Deathquake wrote:
Bicycle - "Are you sure this is right?"

Commander of Cloaked Bubble Craft - "Sorry Sir - Checking ratio transposition settings on alien infiltration polimorphing ring."

Fzzzt

Shoe - "Err...."

CoCBC - "Checking culture database, no, it's right this time"

Shoe - "Ow!...phew...Ow!...phew...Ow!..."

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156. At 2:34pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The polo team were suffering under continuing budget cuts

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157. At 2:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Byker growed

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158. At 2:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
When would mummy realise that he was no longer 'her little soldier'!

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159. At 2:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Please sir, can I have some of what Deathquake's been smoking in #155?

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160. At 2:58pm on 07 Aug 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Being Richard Hammond's stunt double wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

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161. At 2:58pm on 07 Aug 2008, omnipotent wrote:
Tour de France 2003 entrant starts the final stage at long last.

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162. At 3:00pm on 07 Aug 2008, sumettodowifoxes wrote:
Organiser's discover the weak link in Britains Olympic Cycling Team

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163. At 3:01pm on 07 Aug 2008, KLForbes wrote:
Key to training for next year's Tour de France: Start small.

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164. At 3:02pm on 07 Aug 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
He wanted a bike so I got him one.

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165. At 3:03pm on 07 Aug 2008, DuncRaith wrote:
Despite looking a bit silly, Dave took comfort knowing that he was still beating Papa Smurf, who couldn't reach the pedals on Dave's mountain bike.

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166. At 3:05pm on 07 Aug 2008, marrra wrote:
should have gone to spec savers

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167. At 3:07pm on 07 Aug 2008, blueboy1889 wrote:
With the excitement of the Olympics and the relative success of this years Tour De France, Liverpool hosts its own cycling competition.

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168. At 3:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I said I wanted a champ's bike, not a chimp's bike

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169. At 3:09pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Tour de pants

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170. At 3:10pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Dr. Evil ensures that only Mini-Me can win this year's Tour de France

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171. At 3:11pm on 07 Aug 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Ronnie Corbett at last finds who stole his bike

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172. At 3:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, blueboy1889 wrote:
With public transport getting busier, cyclists are resorting to desperate measures to fit their bikes on the train.

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173. At 3:19pm on 07 Aug 2008, blueboy1889 wrote:
After having his first bike stolen David Cameron will be able to keep his replacement bike with him at all times.

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174. At 3:23pm on 07 Aug 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Damn literal fairy godmothers! All he'd asked for was a 'head turning set of wheels', but at least it went with the twelve inch piano in his pocket.

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175. At 3:26pm on 07 Aug 2008, blueboy1889 wrote:
Verne Troyer hit back at his ex by sending his *guys* to retrieve his bike.

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176. At 3:34pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
The crowd's pointing and laughing angered Jim. Had he been able to mount the kerb he would have inflicted some not-too-terrible injures on them.

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177. At 3:42pm on 07 Aug 2008, HashCashEH3 wrote:
And I was worried about my clothes shrinking in the rain!!!

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178. At 3:43pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
"Lands End to John O'Groats?" thought Jim."Perhaps I'm being a bit ambitious".

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179. At 3:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
And as you can see from the knee to elbow height ratio this cycle is correctly fitted to its rider.

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180. At 3:53pm on 07 Aug 2008, foxcfox wrote:
Surley they will let me on to the 17.06 to Brighton with this kind of bike.

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181. At 3:55pm on 07 Aug 2008, Jodidos wrote:
Last time I sit on a kinder egg

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182. At 3:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, Jodidos wrote:
Raleigh introduces its menstrual cycle. Painful and inconvenient

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183. At 3:57pm on 07 Aug 2008, tttopper wrote:
I've had it since I was a wee laddie. Nae need to spend money on a new one when this one's working perfectly well.

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184. At 3:58pm on 07 Aug 2008, danplusadd wrote:
"I wish they wouldn't make me wear this ridiculous outfit."

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185. At 4:00pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
Ironically, the most severe safety regulation broken by John's bike was it not having a bell.

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186. At 4:01pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
John put it down to having a "fat day".

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187. At 4:02pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Errant shrink ray dashes British medal hopes

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188. At 4:03pm on 07 Aug 2008, Peter_out wrote:
Dope pedalling

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189. At 4:04pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
John liked to spend his sunday afternoons attempting to defy the laws of physics.

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190. At 4:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Adults like to play with toys they had as a child. This is a bit much

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191. At 4:18pm on 07 Aug 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Ken Dodd - What are you doing with the Diddymen's Diddybike?

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192. At 4:19pm on 07 Aug 2008, Nzie12 wrote:
IthinkIcanIthinkIcan... Must.. Get.. Front.. Row... Seats...

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193. At 4:22pm on 07 Aug 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Credit Crunch to Blame, #67: "Taxi!" "Coming.."

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194. At 4:22pm on 07 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
I'm Not One To Brag, But You Know What They Say About Blokes In Big Cars ? Well...

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195. At 4:23pm on 07 Aug 2008, carolineg wrote:
Sore de France

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196. At 4:24pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Duncan was beginning to rethink his pledging Alpha Delta Phi

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197. At 4:25pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Call for shrink ray ban as pranksters strike again

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198. At 4:30pm on 07 Aug 2008, chrissles wrote:
Dave had always been self-conscious about the size of his Chopper ...

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199. At 4:32pm on 07 Aug 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
I'll never get to the Laoshan Velodrome at this rate...

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200. At 4:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, sootysweepy wrote:
Does my bum look big on this?

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201. At 4:42pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
....and all because the lady loves Milk Tray.....

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202. At 4:47pm on 07 Aug 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The stop at the biker bar was not going to be a walk in the park, but he relished the challenge

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203. At 4:48pm on 07 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Cadbury's Go To Extraordinary Lenghts To Source Ingredients For The New Wispa !

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204. At 4:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, wantang_bob wrote:
Chris Moyles regetted letting Comedy Dave organise his new keep fit routine...

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205. At 4:54pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
The bike repair shop felt they had honoured their "loaner" offer.

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206. At 4:54pm on 07 Aug 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
When I auditioned for the role of a trick cyclist I was wrong to assume it meant a psychiatrist!

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207. At 4:55pm on 07 Aug 2008, KieranOx wrote:
The letter to his parents had just said "overweight".

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208. At 4:56pm on 07 Aug 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
James rued the typo on his application for the track cycling event.

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209. At 4:59pm on 07 Aug 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
Look, mum, no saddle!

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210. At 5:01pm on 07 Aug 2008, Infense wrote:
When the organisers realised the bicycle was actually standard racing size the anti-doping authorities were called.

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211. At 5:07pm on 07 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Halfords - Going The Extra Mile ... Eventually !

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212. At 5:07pm on 07 Aug 2008, placey1 wrote:
When he'd read "helmet will be worn", Eric had thought it was safety advice, rather than a warning.

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213. At 5:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, mjep25 wrote:
The doctors were scuppered when they were faced with removing a bicycle seat from Fred's buttocks.

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214. At 5:09pm on 07 Aug 2008, SideshowCecil wrote:
"Burn that seat"

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215. At 5:16pm on 07 Aug 2008, wiccanop91 wrote:
"We're gonna need a bigger bike"

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216. At 5:22pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
John was sure that all other men occasionally pretend to be giants too.

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217. At 5:25pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
Despite his best efforts, John might have to admit his youth gave him the slip some time ago.

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218. At 5:25pm on 07 Aug 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Can you hear squeaking whilst looking at this picture?

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219. At 5:25pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
John would be darned if he was going to grow old gracefully.

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220. At 5:29pm on 07 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
The Mini-Olympics: Because tiny sports are fun too.

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221. At 5:35pm on 07 Aug 2008, Speedingmal wrote:
Check your e mails I'm sure you can get some tablets to make it bigger.

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222. At 5:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
Must remember the saddle next time

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223. At 5:42pm on 07 Aug 2008, Speedingmal wrote:
Despite looking like David Cameron he was more concerned that little bubbles were popping out behind him.

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224. At 5:43pm on 07 Aug 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Well he said he would arrive on his ants bike!

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225. At 5:53pm on 07 Aug 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Got..to..keep...going...and....get...my...kudos...

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226. At 6:05pm on 07 Aug 2008, maderlock wrote:
This was much better! The tandem had been a little cramped.

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227. At 6:08pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
Jimmy regretting not wearing more performance enhancing lycra.

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228. At 6:13pm on 07 Aug 2008, Hisnibs wrote:
Hagrid manages to ride a bike.

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229. At 6:13pm on 07 Aug 2008, hewitt_jim wrote:
Tour de France officials now suspect some riders are using human growth hormone

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230. At 6:15pm on 07 Aug 2008, Hisnibs wrote:
My wife washed it

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231. At 6:37pm on 07 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave headed the mechanised division of the Clown Liberation Army.

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232. At 6:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, Suresh_Nat wrote:
Chris Moyles was clowning around again...

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233. At 7:07pm on 07 Aug 2008, DougieLawson wrote:
Does my bum look big on this?

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234. At 7:19pm on 07 Aug 2008, C1_Backload wrote:
Beijing Smog has unexpected consequences....

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235. At 7:27pm on 07 Aug 2008, timf-w wrote:
Perhaps, Winston thought, the Tour officials would not check for growth hormone during this stage, but something told him that they were on to him.

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236. At 7:32pm on 07 Aug 2008, timf-w wrote:
The newest Olympic cycling event is the handicapped time trial, and oh dear, Chris Boardman just realized what that means.

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237. At 7:34pm on 07 Aug 2008, ScouseBelle wrote:
In the nursery land games, the fairy godmother bubbles tried to prevent the giant from winning.

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238. At 8:06pm on 07 Aug 2008, DuncRaith wrote:
For the next stage of the Triathlon, Pete's speedos were similarly proportioned...

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239. At 8:13pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Och, five poonds delivery forra wee bairn's bike! I'm neh made o' money.."

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240. At 8:25pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Mum, Mum...look! You promised me a new bike when I could ride without stabilisers"

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241. At 8:37pm on 07 Aug 2008, starscotto wrote:
Mr Smythe takes a spin on one of the 5 new bicycles recently cloned in Korea from his favored and trusty old Pashley.

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242. At 8:37pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
After last year's festival, the court orders Dave not to wear a kilt this time.

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243. At 8:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, brownLollipop wrote:
'Yeah, I was a bit disappointed when the first bubble over-took me, but I was glad I held off the second one....so....result!'

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244. At 8:50pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Right, let's go off-road and tackle some serious mole hills."

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245. At 9:06pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
After a poor start in the disco dancing, Mr Thompson gets top marks in the freestyle event to clinch the UK Embarrassing Dad title 2008

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246. At 9:25pm on 07 Aug 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"A fold up Mike."

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247. At 9:39pm on 07 Aug 2008, thinctanc wrote:
"Conservatives are keeping up with the economy bubble" claims Cameron.

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248. At 9:42pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"...and J Thompson from Norwich scuffed his knee after he was given the wrong sort of bike...Thanks to Compo4U he was awarded �5,000 compensation."

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249. At 9:44pm on 07 Aug 2008, Johnny Pixels wrote:
Dan kept telling everyone "It's not small, it's just far away"

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250. At 9:46pm on 07 Aug 2008, Vazzok wrote:
Cleverly disguised with his master's skin,Ted the bear's attempt to escape from the circus was a succes until he realised he had forgotten his umbrella.

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251. At 10:07pm on 07 Aug 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
So I'm a monkey's uncle.....

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252. At 10:10pm on 07 Aug 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Mr H of Norwich was awarded �5,000 for a scuffed knee after he was given the wrong sort of bike..."

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253. At 10:11pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
Jimmy hoping not to draw attention to himself tries to keep below the radar

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254. At 10:14pm on 07 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
The trial run for Edinburgh's answer to London's congestion charge

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255. At 10:27pm on 07 Aug 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Hamish's mini-triathlon was right on target. He'd impressed the judges at splashing-in-puddles, and now he only needed a decent score tossing-the-matchstick

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256. At 10:27pm on 07 Aug 2008, TadpoleThe1st wrote:
An enthusiastic eco warrior takes things a step too far.

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257. At 10:31pm on 07 Aug 2008, airbag0108 wrote:
David knew that the wife was crazy when she suggested using little Nicky's bike while the car was inthe shop.

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258. At 10:32pm on 07 Aug 2008, fastwelshdragon wrote:
Someone forgot I grew a little.

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259. At 10:57pm on 07 Aug 2008, AllnewMCK wrote:
The Chinese Womens Cycle team denied using Human Growth Hormone

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260. At 11:17pm on 07 Aug 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Lycra, yes; heart rate monitor, yes; the helmet, definitely; but the thong? A mistake!

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261. At 11:36pm on 07 Aug 2008, ammason999 wrote:
It seemed ages since people call him Two-Jags.

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262. At 11:41pm on 07 Aug 2008, shinyrattt wrote:
Boy takes 30 years to complete under 12's bike race.

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263. At 11:52pm on 07 Aug 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Yet another victim of the economic cycle.

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264. At 00:13am on 08 Aug 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Darn those Chinese rules!"

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265. At 02:03am on 08 Aug 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Imp my ride

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266. At 02:05am on 08 Aug 2008, ScouseBelle wrote:
Did someone wash my bike on the hot cycle?

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267. At 02:13am on 08 Aug 2008, Tremorman wrote:
It started as a tandem but the rear end fell down a crack in the road.

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268. At 02:17am on 08 Aug 2008, Tremorman wrote:
There was obviously some cheating going on in the dwarfs bike race

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269. At 06:46am on 08 Aug 2008, English Yo-Yo wrote:
The remake of 'Fantastic Voyage', proved to be a box office flop.

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270. At 07:32am on 08 Aug 2008, ELIVSLIVES wrote:
GIANT MAN .. THE NEXT BATMAN BADIE

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271. At 07:49am on 08 Aug 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
2012 Olympic opening ceremony: "Bert, the torch, where's the torch??.."

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272. At 08:00am on 08 Aug 2008, GerryT-UK wrote:
So far so good... Next, how do I change up..?

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273. At 08:05am on 08 Aug 2008, Therapeutic wrote:
Do you know - I'd feel a complete idiot if someone photographed me now and stuck it on Caption Competition!

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274. At 08:08am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Godzilla's getaway plan was slightly flawed

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275. At 08:08am on 08 Aug 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
As several thousand participants prepare for China's Olympic opening ceremony, Bert Hepplethwaite, 43, gets practicing for 2012..

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276. At 08:12am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
"I really should have worn my cycling shorts today!"

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277. At 08:15am on 08 Aug 2008, Johnguinnard wrote:
Good job we went for the king sized one.

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278. At 08:18am on 08 Aug 2008, Johnguinnard wrote:
Little did I know that when I told my dad as a little boy that when I grew up I wanted a bike just like that - he had actually ordered it.

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279. At 08:20am on 08 Aug 2008, Johnguinnard wrote:
Now for the wheely!

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280. At 08:22am on 08 Aug 2008, Johnguinnard wrote:
Sir Clive Sinclair shows off his latest designs to replace the C5.

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281. At 08:23am on 08 Aug 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Although the hill was steep, Gavin knew he had the right gear..

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282. At 08:30am on 08 Aug 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Hello, my name's Jimbo and I'm your wacky waiter this evening. I recommend not having the soup..

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283. At 08:37am on 08 Aug 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Northern Rock's Directors get used to their new commute..

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284. At 08:37am on 08 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I can only balance because the tyres are glued to the road.

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285. At 08:39am on 08 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Are you sure this makeup and bicycle will get me taken seriously as an actress?

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286. At 08:39am on 08 Aug 2008, arporter wrote:
Obelix's decision to ride in the tour de France was questioned by some.

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287. At 08:42am on 08 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
No-one expects the Clannish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is small tyres.

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288. At 08:43am on 08 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Yeah. I'll go meet the man. Maybe we can do business.

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289. At 08:46am on 08 Aug 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Next triathlon stage - a hunded-metre swim in 10mm of water.

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290. At 08:50am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
That Bloke Cameron - He's Got A Lot To Bl**dy Answer To !

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291. At 09:16am on 08 Aug 2008, fionapar wrote:
Bum/saddle PSI makes this a contender for '80 things which make men cry'....

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292. At 09:17am on 08 Aug 2008, vel0cityb0y wrote:
They didn't have bikes in Finn McCool's day, but if they did this is what it would look like.

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293. At 09:19am on 08 Aug 2008, vel0cityb0y wrote:
Luckily the policeman's back was turned, because Steve didn't really think his getaway through.

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294. At 09:26am on 08 Aug 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
David Cameron's policy on anti-social behaviour is revealed when he pulls a new bike from his pocket.

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295. At 09:34am on 08 Aug 2008, DissingDave wrote:
In training for next years Tour de Lilliput

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296. At 09:35am on 08 Aug 2008, DissingDave wrote:
There are 90 million bicycles in Beijing! and I get this one!

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297. At 09:36am on 08 Aug 2008, ianslat wrote:
Tom Hanks unavailable for Big 2

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298. At 09:37am on 08 Aug 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
It had been some time since Little Johnny last rode his Chopper.

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299. At 09:37am on 08 Aug 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
It had been some time since Little Johnny last saw his Chopper.

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300. At 09:38am on 08 Aug 2008, ianslat wrote:
Steroid overuse warning issued

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301. At 09:39am on 08 Aug 2008, trigg_27 wrote:
Milk race? I couldn't beat a milk float on this!

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302. At 09:39am on 08 Aug 2008, DrPunter wrote:
After losing his own bike in transit through Terminal 5, Geoff regretted borrowing one from the Liliputian Olympic cycling squad.

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303. At 09:46am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
At His First Day Of Training, Bonzo Arrives At Clown School In Style.

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304. At 09:47am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
What Do You Mean You're Over Balancing ? Well Wear Another Watch Then !

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305. At 09:49am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
When They Said The Stadium Was Only A Short Ride Away This Isnt Quite What I'd Imagined !

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306. At 09:54am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Opinion Was Divided Over The Latest Version Of The Wii !

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307. At 10:04am on 08 Aug 2008, Callumincheese wrote:
Tinkerbells Husband regretted swapping to let her take the 4*4 to drop off the kids

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308. At 10:04am on 08 Aug 2008, Callumincheese wrote:
"And I've still got to pay the 8p congestion charge!"

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309. At 10:05am on 08 Aug 2008, Callumincheese wrote:
The new foldaway bike still didn't fit in his trouser pocket!

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310. At 10:06am on 08 Aug 2008, Callumincheese wrote:
He wished he'd read the small print when he ordered the bike at 90% off

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311. At 10:12am on 08 Aug 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
His personal trainer's advice to "use microcycles to enhance athletic performance" was misunderstood.

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312. At 10:22am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
No, I Said We Take Up RE-Cycling.

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313. At 10:25am on 08 Aug 2008, jajdxb wrote:
No amount of creative marketing could save the largely unsuccessful iBike Nano .

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314. At 10:28am on 08 Aug 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
Ignoring Rule 59 of the Highway Code, Colin took to the road with an incorrectly sized cycle helmet.

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315. At 10:30am on 08 Aug 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
Gulliver travels.

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316. At 10:31am on 08 Aug 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Coming Up With A Funny Caption Is Like Trying to Ride A Small Bike Uphill - Bit Of A Struggle !

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317. At 10:31am on 08 Aug 2008, Nowgetoverit wrote:
Damn! This hard work!

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318. At 10:38am on 08 Aug 2008, kingscross1 wrote:
Bubble and squeak(y bike!)

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319. At 10:40am on 08 Aug 2008, jayhawk2000 wrote:
Compared to Beijing in 2008, the London Olympics opening ceremony were lacking that certain something....

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320. At 10:41am on 08 Aug 2008, jellyba wrote:
One goes to Keirin Island

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321. At 10:42am on 08 Aug 2008, jonathan_cook wrote:
At the age of 40 his stabilisers were removed for the first time.

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322. At 10:43am on 08 Aug 2008, jellyba wrote:
If this looks ridiculous try wearing a kilt

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323. At 10:51am on 08 Aug 2008, SiFiNcl wrote:
David Cameron couldn't help but think that his insurance company had made a mistake with the "like-for-like replacement" of his stolen bicycle.

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324. At 10:51am on 08 Aug 2008, Skiron wrote:
Super slow-motion camera catches the winner crossing the finish line in the '1 yard sprint world record attempt'.

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325. At 10:54am on 08 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The next time his mate suggested trying out for the Olympic squad, he'd make sure he had dibs on which bike to use in the keirin.

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326. At 10:56am on 08 Aug 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
Barry, 45, knew that he could finally graduate from 2nd grade if he obtained enough course credits by winning the Sports Day cycle race.

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327. At 10:57am on 08 Aug 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Now he'd retired, his doctor had advised him to cut down on his cycling, but Eddy Merckx had other ideas.

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328. At 11:00am on 08 Aug 2008, robbietherock wrote:
Gordon Brown shows the world how he has been tryiong to avoid the current Economic bubble.

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329. At 11:04am on 08 Aug 2008, countrysidez wrote:
Well I did promise...wheel meet again

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330. At 11:07am on 08 Aug 2008, Darg11 wrote:
Sir Clive Sinclair misjudges the market again.

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331. At 11:12am on 08 Aug 2008, edholness wrote:
British Olympic Cycling Team: Not that good actually.

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332. At 11:13am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
"My! Haven't you grown!"

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333. At 11:13am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
"Look at me Mummy! I'm a big boy now!"

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334. At 11:14am on 08 Aug 2008, edholness wrote:
Fun to ride until your mates see you with it. Bit like a fat girl really...

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335. At 11:15am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Goliath was never really able to join in with the kids at school...

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336. At 11:15am on 08 Aug 2008, KingOfBushey wrote:
Honey, I shrunk the skids

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337. At 11:20am on 08 Aug 2008, morini66 wrote:
Final testing of Freddie Flintoff's new pedal-low

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338. At 11:20am on 08 Aug 2008, Spockter wrote:
Giant wins Tour-de-France

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339. At 11:21am on 08 Aug 2008, BialyCzerwony wrote:
Olympic officials suspect the British cycling team has not been very honest about it's use of anabolic steroids! .....and focussing on that bubble in front of you won't fool anyone;))

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340. At 11:21am on 08 Aug 2008, Spockter wrote:
Hormone abuse mars Olympic cycling contest

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341. At 11:25am on 08 Aug 2008, beachcred wrote:
The US olympic cycling team had failed to appreciate the consequences of wearing facemasks at Beijing airport.

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342. At 11:25am on 08 Aug 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
In a surprise move, a new candidate entered the Presidential race. Pollsters reckon he's got a chance..

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343. At 11:26am on 08 Aug 2008, ammason999 wrote:
A Beijing bubble policeman was immediately on the scene.

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344. At 11:26am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Rumours that this year's Tour de France winner is taking growth hormones continue...

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345. At 11:28am on 08 Aug 2008, jellyba wrote:
The one remaining congestion charge exemption reduces traffic

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346. At 11:30am on 08 Aug 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Unknown to the Australian Sports Minister, the bet had been sneakily changed..

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347. At 11:32am on 08 Aug 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
"I'm off to the circus"
"To be a clown?"
"No, I've heard they've got big wheels there!"

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348. At 11:34am on 08 Aug 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
He was laughing now, but coming up, on the steep down slope, it was cobbled all the way..

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349. At 11:34am on 08 Aug 2008, agerbak wrote:
Gordon was elated to have finally finished the Tour de France, but concerned that he might not get to the Olympics on time

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350. At 11:40am on 08 Aug 2008, hazel_love wrote:

'Oh buggere all thyss for a larke!' thought the Giant. 'I'd rather have the beenstalke and do the Hygh Jumpe'...

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351. At 11:40am on 08 Aug 2008, yapparister wrote:
Arriving late for the swimming stage of the triathlon, Rob hoped his team hadn't made a similar error when ordering the size of his trunks.

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352. At 11:44am on 08 Aug 2008, hazel_love wrote:

Ryan is delighted to model the brand new pocket size foldaway commuter bicycle now being produced by British Rail for easy stowing aboard an Intercity125.

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353. At 11:45am on 08 Aug 2008, hazel_love wrote:

Mustn't put feet down...mustn't put feet down...

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354. At 11:48am on 08 Aug 2008, hazel_love wrote:

A doting dad rides his daughter's first bicycle home from Halfords, having removed the ribbons so as to avoid ridicule in the streets.

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355. At 11:49am on 08 Aug 2008, thatstatcat wrote:
ryanair luggage restrictions damage team GBs olympic hopes

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356. At 11:50am on 08 Aug 2008, shabblytaktak wrote:
fat man steals ronnie corbett's mountain bike

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357. At 11:53am on 08 Aug 2008, nikki noodle wrote:
Look!!! No sitting!!!

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358. At 11:53am on 08 Aug 2008, morini66 wrote:
Jim realized why the project had failed. It lacked scalability

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359. At 11:54am on 08 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
John attempts to reinforce his motto: "It's not the size that counts..."

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360. At 11:55am on 08 Aug 2008, morini66 wrote:
Jim hated sediment obsessively. It wasn't just his kettle he de-scaled

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361. At 11:55am on 08 Aug 2008, superstargkew wrote:
I'm not looking forward to the cobbled streets!

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362. At 11:56am on 08 Aug 2008, chappers009 wrote:
Tour de France officials suspect more drug taking as Edinburgh competitor appears at start line!

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363. At 11:56am on 08 Aug 2008, BigCodsy wrote:
IOC investigate growth hormone use in GB cycling team!

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364. At 11:57am on 08 Aug 2008, alastairbailey wrote:
Bubble stops a fat man on a daft bike in his tracks.

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365. At 11:57am on 08 Aug 2008, nikki noodle wrote:
Stew tucked his elbows in as he began rolling backwards down the slope

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366. At 11:58am on 08 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
Proving, sadly, that sometimes size does matter.

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367. At 11:58am on 08 Aug 2008, yapparister wrote:
Pneumatic-drill operator day-dreams at work

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368. At 11:59am on 08 Aug 2008, shabblytaktak wrote:
fat man on tiny bike escapes from two terrifying bubbles

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369. At 12:00pm on 08 Aug 2008, nikki noodle wrote:
Chris Broadman regretted accepting the challenge to race a bubble-powered land-ship

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370. At 12:00pm on 08 Aug 2008, TubaMiriam wrote:
It was clear that Penelope Pitstop had let herself go since the original Wacky Races.

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371. At 12:01pm on 08 Aug 2008, robbietherock wrote:
After the budget cuts to MPs expenses, the commons committee demonstrates how MPs can save on their travel budgets.

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372. At 12:02pm on 08 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
Sure, money was tight, but this seemed a bit ridiculous!

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373. At 12:03pm on 08 Aug 2008, nikki noodle wrote:
Bill Clinton's support began to wane:
"Yes.....we.....can...."

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374. At 12:04pm on 08 Aug 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
When the BBC lost out to Sky yet again on some broadcasting rights, they decided to create their own sport for Saturday afternoon transmission..

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375. At 12:04pm on 08 Aug 2008, bunthulhu wrote:
Amidst his extreme discomfort, John clung to the hope that this might at least reduce his carbon footprint... slightly...

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376. At 12:08pm on 08 Aug 2008, shabblytaktak wrote:
fat man on tiny bike cycles home for his tea

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377. At 12:09pm on 08 Aug 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
Toy shop thief makes swift getaway as police give chase on spacehoppers.

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378. At 12:10pm on 08 Aug 2008, nikki noodle wrote:
The sponsors plastered their logo all over the front of the shirt, the sleeves and even on the wristbands - admittedly a step down from Formula One - "but, guys, this is so much more green!"

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379. At 12:18pm on 08 Aug 2008, shabblytaktak wrote:
tiny bike is pedalled by fat man up hill to girlfriend's house before angry crowd of wellwishers

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380. At 12:18pm on 08 Aug 2008, nikki noodle wrote:
"in his dreams the crowds were waving and cheering as he powered towards the line"

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381. At 12:20pm on 08 Aug 2008, shabblytaktak wrote:
fat man chases fish on bike

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