Caption Competition

13:14 UK time, Friday, 25 July 2008

Winning enties in the caption competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, artist Chris Naylor sculpts a grass Mona Lisa with a pair of hedge-clippers. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. Jordan D
"You can have it any colour you want. As long as it's green."

5. FrankGrimesJnr
"Just give it a couple of weeks growth and that'll be Che Guevara done."

4. Tremorman
Mown mown mown that's all she does

3. W_K_Snowdon
"You've got yer urban graffiti artists, then you've got yer rural ones."

2. Watsonch
Finally brought to justice - however, Banksy appeared to be enjoying his community service.

1. SeanieSmith
Joneses 1 Neighbours 0

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1. At 12:22pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The grassed supper

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2. At 12:22pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Lawn-mowner Lisa

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3. At 12:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Louvre (out)doors

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4. At 12:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Virgin Mary on toast, ha! Watch this...

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5. At 12:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Haughty culture

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6. At 12:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Portait of Lisa Ghardenny

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7. At 12:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Now that his apprenticeship was nearly over they'd soon let him have a go at hedges.

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8. At 12:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The enigmatic smile that says "Hoe, hoe, hoe"

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9. At 12:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Mona thought she'd got away with it, but someone grassed on her...

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10. At 12:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Nigel was about to realise the lawn mower boys were watching and waiting

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11. At 12:28pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Clip art

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12. At 12:29pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Does my mug look big in this?

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13. At 12:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
He was the big man down the pub when he told them all he scored some really classic grass.

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14. At 12:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
And this is where Victoria Beckham spent many hours sunbathing

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15. At 12:31pm on 24 Jul 2008, Cards88 wrote:
"Don't forget to trim my goatee"

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16. At 12:31pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Trim not prim around the hedges!

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17. At 12:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Furious at their criticism, Leonardo left a message in weedkiller on the Academy's lawn

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18. At 12:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, meinzadram wrote:
the gardener hoped no-one would notice Mona's comedy goatee

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19. At 12:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
And this is where we found Lisa Gherardini's body - Leonardo, just a chalk outline will suffice!

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20. At 12:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Unfortunately the mole on her chin turned out not to be a type of skin blemish!

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21. At 12:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The protests against short socks at the golf club were getting out of hand

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22. At 12:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The Mona Lisa? It looks more like Kate Moss.

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23. At 12:35pm on 24 Jul 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Clive was making good progress but feared her underarms would take most of the afternoon

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24. At 12:36pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Ars grassiest artist

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25. At 12:36pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Mown a Lisa

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26. At 12:36pm on 24 Jul 2008, AddledAdder wrote:
The Da Vinci Mowed

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27. At 12:36pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Very nice, but what time is kick off?

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28. At 12:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The lass is always greener...

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29. At 12:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, Cards88 wrote:
Newly discovered crop circles suggest we are not the only intelligent lifeforms in the Universe...

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30. At 12:38pm on 24 Jul 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:
"Please, please, please keep the dogs away from me!"

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31. At 12:38pm on 24 Jul 2008, kempsy wrote:
Very nice, but you were asked to mow the WHOLE lawn.

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32. At 12:38pm on 24 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
As the football season drew nearer, Wembley's head gardener wanted something a bit special for the season's opening match.

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33. At 12:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The Lords groundsman overreacts to criticism that there was no life in the test match pitch

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34. At 12:41pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Lop art

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35. At 12:43pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Grass for grass' sake

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36. At 12:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Dan Brown is caught in the act during a final desperate attempt rekindle interest in the Da Vinci code mystery.

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37. At 12:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Budget cuts force British Museum and Kew Gardens lawn staff consolidation

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38. At 12:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Lawn order

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39. At 12:45pm on 24 Jul 2008, omnipotent wrote:
And something for the weekend?

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40. At 12:45pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Test of Fisons Lawn-green are only partially successful

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41. At 12:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Careful - you know what happened when Michelangelo tried that with David

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42. At 12:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, PatFrog wrote:
Who's getting the shears in.

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43. At 12:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
How green is my valley?

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44. At 12:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Yes, but carving 'Nick loves Carla' in a tree is just so pedestrian he thought

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45. At 12:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, Marshfoot wrote:
Careful there, look what you're almost kneeling on.

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46. At 12:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Oi - watch where you're putting your foot

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47. At 12:52pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Shearer scores with head.

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48. At 12:53pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
'When they see this Scully, the world will have to believe in aliens.'
'No Mulder, just let it go!'

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49. At 12:54pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Oi! Are you looking at my sward?

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50. At 12:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, xirtaminu wrote:
Carlsberg don't do crop circles.

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51. At 12:56pm on 24 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Picasso Gardening Services accused of plagiarism

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52. At 12:57pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Chris was a big believer in 'turf love'.

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53. At 12:57pm on 24 Jul 2008, kittybrough wrote:
Tony Robinson gets there early to suprise the Time Team

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54. At 12:57pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
High above, the pigeons waited..

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55. At 12:57pm on 24 Jul 2008, vanstorm wrote:
That's ironic.......grass that's smoking!!

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56. At 12:59pm on 24 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Gillette... the best a MONA can get...

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57. At 1:00pm on 24 Jul 2008, acrobaticpaul wrote:
Chris practised on his own hair first before moving on to Mona's

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58. At 1:01pm on 24 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Nobody asked Mona and she was quite cut up about it.

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59. At 1:01pm on 24 Jul 2008, bitonto wrote:
Ha,ha,ha... this puts Mr Jones' striped lawn to shame!

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60. At 1:02pm on 24 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Enigma variegation

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61. At 1:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, AJ_the_pythonesque
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62. At 1:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, masterHex69 wrote:
Fly- Mona Lisa

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63. At 1:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Chris's next project is the Bayeux Tapestry, once he finds a long enough patch of grass

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64. At 1:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Chris had to admit 'do something about the clover in the grass', did sound quite alot like 'do something clever in the grass'.

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65. At 1:07pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Keepsake off the grass

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66. At 1:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Never one to surrender to conformity, Da Vinci did his utmost to avoid asking if she was going anywhere nice on her holidays this year

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67. At 1:10pm on 24 Jul 2008, Campbell_Stuart wrote:
Lord Snootington's cows were very particular about what they ate.

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68. At 1:11pm on 24 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
... and I only came in for a quick trim

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69. At 1:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, OldFHill wrote:
The French have never really gotten what a good lawn should look like.

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70. At 1:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, gazardo wrote:
The restorers unearthed an original Lawnardo Da Vinci.

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71. At 1:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Ian Ardo de Finchley creates his classic 'Fauna Pizza'.

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72. At 1:13pm on 24 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"An artist's impression you say? Hmmm, that's one oddly shaped artist"

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73. At 1:14pm on 24 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
A snip of the nipple fails to raise a smile.

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74. At 1:14pm on 24 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Here, do you want to come back to my place and see my clippings?

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75. At 1:15pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Edward Scissorhands Lawn Care Service, may I help you?

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76. At 1:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Dandy Leon-ardo

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77. At 1:17pm on 24 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

She's no soil painting

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78. At 1:19pm on 24 Jul 2008, fastmartynl wrote:
nice grass, shame about the face

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79. At 1:19pm on 24 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
'Homes For Fathers' campaigner Chris Naylor puts the finishing touches to his Caroline Flint grass mural before rotivating his back garden.

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80. At 1:20pm on 24 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
...but the council assured local residents that the perpetrator would be sent back to the site to mow over the inexcusable mess

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81. At 1:21pm on 24 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Like Greta Garbo, all Mona wanted was 'to be a lawn'.

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82. At 1:21pm on 24 Jul 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
In a shocking coincidence, David Cameron's gardener reports his lawn mower stolen.

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83. At 1:21pm on 24 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Going anywhere nice on yer holidays, luv ?

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84. At 1:22pm on 24 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Water diviner finds oil

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85. At 1:25pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Lawn artist is out standing in his field.

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86. At 1:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Less of a smile now, more a forlawn look.

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87. At 1:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
And as the gate swung open, the flock of sheep began to graze..

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88. At 1:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, krisb9 wrote:
Even after getting into grass, auld Lisa found it difficult to smile!

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89. At 1:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, DidiMesserli wrote:
The grass may be good, but she's not as green as she's cabbaged looking.

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90. At 1:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, fredflintstone101 wrote:
Mona Lisa to Chris: "you've missed a bit..."

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91. At 1:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Actually I'm a Turf Accountant and this is my lunch hour.

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92. At 1:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Too much lawn fertilisa?

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93. At 1:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, Kershew wrote:
Compulsory work for job-seekers begins with man cutting out grass graffiti.

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94. At 1:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, DidiMesserli wrote:
She'll soon be pushing up the daisies.

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95. At 1:35pm on 24 Jul 2008, hitchhiker89 wrote:
CCTV footage casts doubt on 'miraculous' apparition.

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96. At 1:35pm on 24 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

If there's a hosepipe ban, that'll soon di Ser Piero

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97. At 1:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, thecaptainsword wrote:
As the nation-wide strike by landscape gardeners enters it's third week, the reserve portrait gardeners are deployed to counter the ever-worsening crisis.

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98. At 1:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

If there's a hospipe ban, you'd better hope for rain essence

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99. At 1:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, circus_emma wrote:
Lady Garden

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100. At 1:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Don't be fooled by the smile, underneath she's a real sod.

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101. At 1:41pm on 24 Jul 2008, Hordak2217 wrote:
"Does this lawn make me look fat?"

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102. At 1:41pm on 24 Jul 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Leonardo meticulously prepared the landing pad for the maiden flight of his helicopter

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103. At 1:43pm on 24 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Despite losing his voice, Chris could still let people know that "Mona Lisa" is an anagram of "I'm So Anal"

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104. At 1:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, ironpaulshaw
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105. At 1:45pm on 24 Jul 2008, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
Mr Naylor's cut-grass picture of Darth Vader was rubbish

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106. At 1:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
The Southbank Show reveals their new sponsor to be Spear and Jackson.

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107. At 1:48pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Shocking new proof that Mona Lisa was put to the sward.

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108. At 1:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, lady_basing wrote:
They call it grass-rubbing.

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109. At 1:51pm on 24 Jul 2008, Watsonch wrote:
The Jones' new gardener was evidently being paid by the hour.

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110. At 1:52pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Liza Minnelli fan gets an unwelcome gift from the Ground Force team

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111. At 1:53pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
But, next door, Mr Jones was hard at work on the 'The Haywain'..

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112. At 1:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, wcashin wrote:
I started trimming the path and just got carried away

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113. At 1:57pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
With the Queen of Spades nearly finished, Chris realises there are only another 51 playing cards to go

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114. At 1:59pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Piltdown Man finally gets a new girlfriend

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115. At 2:00pm on 24 Jul 2008, wcashin wrote:
Royal College of Arts' new summer placement scheme suffers problems

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116. At 2:02pm on 24 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Can you tell what it is yet?

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117. At 2:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Very impressive, but I?ve been cutting Mondrian?s into my lawn for years.

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118. At 2:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Another old cow in a field...

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119. At 2:05pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Joneses 1 Neighbours 0

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120. At 2:06pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
The gauntlet was laid down to the grass on the other side.

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121. At 2:08pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
There was a young man called Naylor,
Who considered his art was a failure,
He worked on his Mona,
The result was a groaner,
He Couldn't have made her more maler.

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122. At 2:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, Luke_L wrote:
Chris was devastated that putting the finishing touches to his back garden had caused him to miss the incredible Mona Lisa-shaped cloud.

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123. At 2:11pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Cancel the US missile laser defence shield; this is a far cheaper way of making sure there's always an eye on whoever is in the sky.

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124. At 2:14pm on 24 Jul 2008, WengersMoneymaker wrote:
And they said crop circles were hard!

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125. At 2:14pm on 24 Jul 2008, yapparister wrote:
Mona Cotyledonous

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126. At 2:15pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fi-Glos wrote:
Banksy finds himself grassed up yet again by covert press photographer...

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127. At 2:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Back to grass-root art.

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128. At 2:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
With his lawn green, Chris was hoping for some sort of bonanza.

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129. At 2:19pm on 24 Jul 2008, Watsonch wrote:
Finally brought to justice, however, Banksy appeared to be enjoying his community service.

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130. At 2:19pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fi-Glos wrote:
Banksy finally unmasked as...
...Alan Titchmarsh

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131. At 2:22pm on 24 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
NOW it's distinct!.

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132. At 2:22pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Banksy starts first day of community service.

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133. At 2:23pm on 24 Jul 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
Damn, still no clue to that smile....

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134. At 2:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Britney Shears !

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135. At 2:25pm on 24 Jul 2008, azrielk wrote:
Mow- na Lisa

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136. At 2:25pm on 24 Jul 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Haircuts, 99p!

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137. At 2:25pm on 24 Jul 2008, marrra wrote:
chris literally sweated over his piece

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138. At 2:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fi-Glos wrote:
The groundsman at Lords is less than impressed by Russell Brand's latest desperate attempt at self-publicity...

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139. At 2:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Chris's patent divining rods had struck paydirt this time

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140. At 2:28pm on 24 Jul 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Looking a bit dodgy, it must have been something she ate?

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141. At 2:31pm on 24 Jul 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Gordon Brown demonstatrates the level of competence he expects from the 'Earn Your Benefit Community Service Scheme' if you want to be paid.

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142. At 2:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fi-Glos wrote:
Madam Tussauds reveal the initially rejected attempts at a true likeness of Amy Winehouse.

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143. At 2:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Nature's way of saying you have way too much time on your hands..

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144. At 2:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Chris tried his best to disguise the cigarette burns in the living room carpet

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145. At 2:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Left Bank of center

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146. At 2:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Chris couldn't decide whether to do a van Dyke or La Gioconda.

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147. At 2:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Final late touches put to Greens campaign poster in Glasgow East

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148. At 2:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, Restart wrote:
New evidence came to light, on who was the 3rd marksman on the grassy knowl in Dallas 1963

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149. At 2:42pm on 24 Jul 2008, yapparister wrote:
Verging on genius

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150. At 2:42pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
With Mosley decision in, press reporting restrictions are returned to the 16th century

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151. At 2:42pm on 24 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Supergrass.

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152. At 2:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Shear genius.

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153. At 2:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"What do you mean, you wanted a portrait of Bobby Davro? He's not an Impressionist!"

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154. At 2:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
And who's a happy bunny now?

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155. At 2:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
I said 'Hoover up' not 'Louvre up', Chris

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156. At 2:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, Dfly-02 wrote:
Just look what you can achieve when the lawn mower is broken!

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157. At 2:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, Mighty Morfa Power Ranger wrote:
The credit crunch meant Chris Naylor had to improvise

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158. At 2:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
The Green Green Grass Of Rome !

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159. At 2:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, campaign1 wrote:
He was definitely winning - until a mole in the camp ruined his chances!

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160. At 2:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Grass and J mean Joconde to some

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161. At 2:51pm on 24 Jul 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Chris hopes that the neglected sport of Extreme Gardening will undergo a renaissance

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162. At 2:51pm on 24 Jul 2008, StLlama wrote:
"If you observe the backdrop, the landscape either side of Mona Lisa isn't even! From this we can deduce that Mr Naylor is in cahoots with the Illuminati!" Thanks Dan, and now Steve with the weather.

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163. At 2:54pm on 24 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Chris Naylor came a gallant last in the shears event of the World Mowing Championships

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164. At 2:54pm on 24 Jul 2008, cs2thecox wrote:
"Would you get those secateurs away from my cleavage already and come and deal with this beard?!"

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165. At 2:54pm on 24 Jul 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
Er, Mr Gardener, why have I got a beard?

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166. At 2:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Chris preferred his copies of art from the minimalist movement, but apparently they didn't quite cut it.

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167. At 2:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
I dunno, it wasn't there this morning..

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168. At 3:02pm on 24 Jul 2008, buntague wrote:
Chris was begining to regret committing himself to a hedge topiary of the last supper.

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169. At 3:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Chris finishes artwork in nick of time before arrival of the copse

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170. At 3:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Grounds man goes to extraordinary lengths to ?psyche out? South African tourists

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171. At 3:04pm on 24 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
I would Naylor wouldn't you?

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172. At 3:05pm on 24 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
You should always keep your lady-garden neatly trimmed.

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173. At 3:07pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Chris used to be something in hedge funds until the recession.

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174. At 3:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
"The Jolly Green Giant was beginning to regret asking Leonardo for a brazillian!"

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175. At 3:10pm on 24 Jul 2008, discom8 wrote:
re-seeding hairline ?

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176. At 3:11pm on 24 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
The Cost ? Don't worry its being paid for by a Hedge Fund !

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177. At 3:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
"You've got yer urban graffiti artists, then you've got yer rural ones.."

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178. At 3:13pm on 24 Jul 2008, robindover wrote:
Mower Leafer

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179. At 3:15pm on 24 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Lisa Left-Eye Loppers !

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180. At 3:15pm on 24 Jul 2008, nosniknej wrote:
Dan Brown takes on a shadowy cabal of Gardeners in his next novel: "The Da Vinci Mowed"

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181. At 3:18pm on 24 Jul 2008, funnylittlegem wrote:
Black ball me from the club, would you. How do you like the 18th now.

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182. At 3:18pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Lisa's motives for growing a beard were less clear than Karadzic's, and her disguise wasn't fooling anyone.

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183. At 3:19pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Chris had always looked forward to cutting the grass

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184. At 3:20pm on 24 Jul 2008, pedro_fusball wrote:
KEEP OFF THE GRASS!

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185. At 3:20pm on 24 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
A groom with a view.

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186. At 3:20pm on 24 Jul 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
"The Mowna Lisa" by Lawnardo da Vinci - "Shear brilliance" says art critic

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187. At 3:21pm on 24 Jul 2008, nosniknej wrote:
You should see the Dali lawn next door

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188. At 3:23pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
Oi! Have we run out of Immac again?

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189. At 3:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, NannaBess
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190. At 3:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, thenumberten wrote:
"Very nice Geoffrey, But the rugby team have the field in 5 minutes!"

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191. At 3:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, clowrie wrote:
"....... and these eyes seemed to follow me round the field officer"

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192. At 3:24pm on 24 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Well She suffered from facial hair and the BiC razor wasn't invented .

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193. At 3:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
Grass Banksy?

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194. At 3:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
She had tried weed killer but reverted back to the tried and trusted.

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195. At 3:29pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Geophys. tells Tony Robinson that a Mona-Lisa-shaped building once stood here

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196. At 3:29pm on 24 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
The internet dating agancy had come up with the ideal candidate for the Cerne Abbas Giant.

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197. At 3:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Alan Titchmarsh- Banksy?

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198. At 3:31pm on 24 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
No wonder she's smiling, The Mona Lisa on grass.

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199. At 3:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
No, you fool, I?m a Simpsons fan

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200. At 3:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, Eric-the-Green wrote:
I don't care how intelligent they think they are, I'm still taking those d*mn sheep to the market, just as soon as I've cut away their latest example of selective grazing!

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201. At 3:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
French prepare for test of new satellite imagery technology

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202. At 3:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, MortenFOX wrote:
Jealous Man attempts to sabotage Artistic Sheep's Efforts!

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203. At 3:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, alabamatrombone wrote:
I'll give you enigmatic smile, you smug...

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204. At 3:35pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
Don't worry Mona, I'll clip it, there's no need to be scarified ...

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205. At 3:35pm on 24 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
It was guaranteed to grow on you.

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206. At 3:36pm on 24 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Jim was steadfast in his decision......he would not let this relationship grow any further.

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207. At 3:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Artist's affected by Government cutbacks.

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208. At 3:38pm on 24 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Ground Farce !

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209. At 3:40pm on 24 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
And after this, how about a quick roll?

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210. At 3:40pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
This was the Cosa Nostra way to tell Leonardo that he had started a turf war ....

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211. At 3:41pm on 24 Jul 2008, benellins wrote:
Mona's new brooch was a little bit sweaty

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212. At 3:41pm on 24 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Augusta greenkeeper paints the last fairway - just in time for the old Masters.

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213. At 3:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
Da Vinci was sure that del Verrocchio had grasssed him up ...

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214. At 3:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, mike_duke wrote:
Andy Murray's lastest method for winning wimbledon is unveiled

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215. At 3:48pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Next week Chris was off to Weymouth to sculpt Lorna Dune.

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216. At 3:51pm on 24 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
In the current market conditions, Estate Agents advise preparing for a potential buyer's visit by baking bread, making coffee with freshly ground beans, tidying up the lawn a little..

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217. At 3:52pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
In light of the new football season the ten meadow mowers host their annual competition to decide who gets which number in this year?s chant. The judge, dog Spot announces Chris as the victor.

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218. At 3:52pm on 24 Jul 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
Scientists reveal that the cause of THAT enigmatic smile was...hayfever!!

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219. At 3:53pm on 24 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Mary was beginning to believe that Chris was not taking his new gardening job seriously

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220. At 3:54pm on 24 Jul 2008, cheesestallion wrote:
"Mowner Lisa"

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221. At 3:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
The winner of this year's Lawn Idol is...

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222. At 3:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Alan Titchmarsh unveils his tribute to Charlie's Dimmocks.

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223. At 3:56pm on 24 Jul 2008, 6ooner wrote:
How do you make an Italian look like a Brazillian?

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224. At 3:57pm on 24 Jul 2008, scorpiojune01 wrote:
I came. I saw. I cut the grass.

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225. At 3:58pm on 24 Jul 2008, kathryn_26 wrote:
Isn't it amazing how the eyes follow you round the patio!

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226. At 4:01pm on 24 Jul 2008, supasupermam wrote:
"I said I wanted a landscape gardener - not a portrait gardener!"

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227. At 4:02pm on 24 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
London pavement artists cut costs after recent above inflation increases in wholesale price of chalks and pastels

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228. At 4:06pm on 24 Jul 2008, demitbtbtb wrote:
Mona Lisa goes Viridis

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229. At 4:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, honestAFCCanadian wrote:
There'd be no prize, but he hoped his efforts would win him the traditional small quantity of kudos.

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230. At 4:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
At first, the work experience lad hadn't been too worried when the MM had told him to set up the picture for this week's Caption Comp.

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231. At 4:14pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Unbeknownst to Chris the unmade-bed-pillow-fighters of the mole world were about to spoil the party and give Lisa the worst ACNE of her life.

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232. At 4:15pm on 24 Jul 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
Do you think anyone will notice that she's wearing odd shoes?

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233. At 4:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
'Here we see a medical student learning the new greener snip and tuck technique'

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234. At 4:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, mainbass wrote:
Oim glad you likes yer lawn maam but just wait til you sees wot i done wiv yer marrows.

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235. At 4:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Unlike most people, the smell of freshly cut grass scares the life out of Lisa.

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236. At 4:18pm on 24 Jul 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
The MM commissions a brand new "merry young woman" image to illustrate binge-drinking stories.

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237. At 4:19pm on 24 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
After chemical treatment and cutting, the Shroud of Turin gives up its secret.

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238. At 4:20pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Chris had always been a closet Nat King Cole fan

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239. At 4:21pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Chris, I still think a beret would finish it off "

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240. At 4:23pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
It's Paris or bust!

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241. At 4:23pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Wat Tyler contemplated his lot and thought, 'let's have a peasants revolt'.

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242. At 4:25pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"If you don't snip the beard Chris, I'll take the money and run - now where's the canoe?"

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243. At 4:27pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Just give the lawn the once over Mr Naylor...we're not expecting a work of art."

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244. At 4:28pm on 24 Jul 2008, rcrobjohn wrote:
'I call it a Mona circle'

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245. At 4:29pm on 24 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
Under high intensity magnification, a small man in her cleavage was shown to be the reason for that enigmatic smile as this life-size image shows

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246. At 4:38pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Inspector Chris fixing her cut with his super-grass Mona

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247. At 4:42pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Gannin along the Scotswood Road, to see the blade-done faces.

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248. At 4:42pm on 24 Jul 2008, mainbass wrote:
I`d recommend a slight tint dear, your roots are showing.

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249. At 4:50pm on 24 Jul 2008, Jen-Jewell wrote:
Landscaper Bernard's artistic endeavor on the putting green did not receive the appreciation he'd hoped from the frustrated golfers.

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250. At 4:50pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"I know you've put in a a lot of effort Chris, but I still think green doesn't suit me"

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251. At 4:54pm on 24 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
They were an odd pair, Lisa and Jim, but they had been together a lawn time.

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252. At 4:59pm on 24 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Words you don't want to use when creating a masterpiece, number 3, 'Ooops!'

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253. At 4:59pm on 24 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Mo-na-mo-na, Do-doo do-do-do...

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254. At 5:04pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Chris tries his hand at painting-by-numbers - er, what number's green?

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255. At 5:08pm on 24 Jul 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
How do I scythe thee? Let me count the sways.

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256. At 5:08pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Chris still couldn't understand what this had to do with advertising Japanese cars, but he was being paid for it, so he just titled it "Jack Honda"

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257. At 5:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
This was the last time Chris would use an oil-based fertiliser

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258. At 5:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
You think you're having a bad day? I'm being snipped to pieces.

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259. At 5:10pm on 24 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
You can have it any colour you want. As long as it's green.

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260. At 5:10pm on 24 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Making Mona whilst the sun shines

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261. At 5:11pm on 24 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
I'm not going to take this attack lying down

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262. At 5:11pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Leonardo da Vinci was hardly a genius if he thought this design for a helicopter would really fly

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263. At 5:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Hardly page three is she, mate?

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264. At 5:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, hi-ho_neighbourino wrote:
And today's friendly is sponsored by the louvre.

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265. At 5:13pm on 24 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Room with a Louvre

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266. At 5:13pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Turner prize entry 'Grass Growing Out of Ground' is sabotaged by fine art vandal.

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267. At 5:20pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Archaeologists uncover Leonardo da Vinci's doodle-lawn

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268. At 5:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, dmonz2000 wrote:
John agreed the goatee beard had to go! Realism and all....

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269. At 5:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Hermione's dad sensed something a little odd about her pet rabbit.

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270. At 5:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Graze Anatomy?

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271. At 5:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"If I catch those flamin' kids biking through my garden again..."

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272. At 5:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, geo_jess wrote:
Less is more

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273. At 5:35pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Chris now regrets buying his shears from Spear and Jackson Pollock

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274. At 5:36pm on 24 Jul 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Who needs Facebook when you have Faceplant?

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275. At 5:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Brazilian you say?

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276. At 5:41pm on 24 Jul 2008, countrysidez wrote:
First picture evidence of Government's Green Goddess cut-back

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277. At 5:43pm on 24 Jul 2008, jonreg wrote:
An historic moment as the Italians prepare the wicket for their first ever Test Match against England

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278. At 5:43pm on 24 Jul 2008, jonreg wrote:
Shear genius

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279. At 5:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Thought Chris Naylor, who hailed from Nantucket,
?Mona?s nose hair?s quite long, I should pluck it?
As he skirted the rise
He saw with surprise
That her grin was, indeed, enigmutic.

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280. At 5:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Chris really enjoyed meeting the girls in the clip joint

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281. At 5:49pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Look what those ruddy Italians have done to Glastonbury!

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282. At 5:52pm on 24 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Leo Da Groundsman's latest grass-terpiece.

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283. At 5:52pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
It was at about this pointl, as Chris was sliding ever faster down, that he indeed wished he'd Topiaried Charlie Dimmock instead.

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284. At 5:53pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
It was at about this point, as Chris was sliding ever faster down, that he indeed wished he'd Topiaried Charlie Dimmock instead.

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285. At 5:59pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Leonardo's "Big Woman at the Hairdresser's" was only a first draft

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286. At 6:03pm on 24 Jul 2008, Jen-Jewell wrote:
Mona Lawnsa contemplates her upcoming date with the Cerne Abbas giant whilst getting a trim.

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287. At 6:04pm on 24 Jul 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
The Mona Lisa's Rye Smile

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288. At 6:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
(Tom Thumb)
I've got a bit of fluff in me navel

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289. At 6:12pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
It looked as if even Leonardo da Vinci had been at the absinthe ...

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290. At 6:13pm on 24 Jul 2008, gparsons wrote:
World's tiniest barber puts finishing touches to David Beckham's latest hairstyle.

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291. At 6:29pm on 24 Jul 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
So what makes you think he's procrastinating?

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292. At 6:31pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The grassy knoll itself finally reveals the identity of JFK's assassin

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293. At 6:46pm on 24 Jul 2008, VictorLJ wrote:
Mow-na Weedsa, by Lawnarto de Grassi

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294. At 6:53pm on 24 Jul 2008, DougieLawson wrote:
Following his success with the parachute, Leonardo then turned his interest to lawn mowing.

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295. At 6:53pm on 24 Jul 2008, gooberjones wrote:
This guy needs a girlfriend.

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296. At 6:59pm on 24 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Just one last finishing touch, now where did I put that gnome?

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297. At 7:01pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionabaird wrote:
Right, now where's this 'Rude Man' or whatever that needs something trimmed?

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298. At 7:04pm on 24 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Don't be deceived by those imposters produced on fake grass! THIS,is,obviously, the genuine article!

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299. At 7:06pm on 24 Jul 2008, symingth wrote:
Up a bit... no, left... up a bit more... aaah, that's better...

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300. At 7:08pm on 24 Jul 2008, Mizzmaddie-O wrote:
Da Vinci mowed.

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301. At 7:21pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
That?s great. Now get those Crime Scene Investigation cordons up.

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302. At 7:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Eyeing his grass-stained clothing later, Jim's wife was a little suspicious of his explanation.

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303. At 7:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
After Errol Flynn, Chris reckoned he was the best at sward play.

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304. At 7:30pm on 24 Jul 2008, lokimg wrote:
A new study has shown that many of the great Renaissance artists used drugs. Leonardo Da Vinci favoured Grass.

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305. At 7:33pm on 24 Jul 2008, GreenWyvern wrote:
If a million monkeys cut a million lawns for a million years...

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306. At 7:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I?m not saying that game was a walkover for Nadal, but?"

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307. At 7:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I'm not saying that game was a walkover for Nadal, but..."

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308. At 7:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, ToughAnna-Lyzer wrote:
" Okay, okay, just a trim, but stop right there I'm Italian not Brazilian"

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309. At 7:40pm on 24 Jul 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
The Crop-circles are becoming ever more elaborate.

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310. At 8:00pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Fabio Capello's influence at the FA is starting to be felt.

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311. At 8:08pm on 24 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Chris, I said I could do with a good yawn after all those years of being stared at...not a....oh nevermind"

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312. At 8:18pm on 24 Jul 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
"Just give it a couple of weeks growth and that'll be Che Guevara done."

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313. At 8:23pm on 24 Jul 2008, A_Raccoon wrote:
When I said I wanted you to trim my bush...

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314. At 8:34pm on 24 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
The trouble with a maze is that once you start trimming a bit here and a bit there, to level it off..

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315. At 8:38pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
After looking in the mirror, Mona looked green around the gills through worrying about her worsening facial hair problem ...

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316. At 8:39pm on 24 Jul 2008, brucebw1 wrote:
The Parisian tourist board starts advertising at Wembly.

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317. At 8:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
"Hey" said Francesco del Giocondo "That's an interesting brooch Mona, was it expensive?" "No" she replied "it was a snip".

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318. At 8:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Leonardo da Vinci: "I need a new student to help me try out some ideas, must be good at flowers.."
Agency: "No problem, we'll send someone round, ideal for the job, straight away.."

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319. At 8:47pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
Chris first resalised that he was slowly morphing into the image of his Mona Lisa portrait when the first line appeared on his back ...

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320. At 8:51pm on 24 Jul 2008, henrypage wrote:
It wa only when Chris saw the gigantic spot on Mona's face that he realised how careless he had been when clipping around her nipple ...

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321. At 9:15pm on 24 Jul 2008, ninepine wrote:
For Leonardo landing his helicopter was always a pleasure.

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322. At 9:26pm on 24 Jul 2008, DramJam wrote:
I said I wanted a picture of Mona Lisa. That's not a picture, it's photo-synthesis!

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323. At 9:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Oi, Chris! It's upside down..

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324. At 9:37pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Chris sees Gok approaching and rushes to adjust the neckline.

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325. At 9:42pm on 24 Jul 2008, fastwelshdragon wrote:
I did not ask for a short back and sides

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326. At 9:48pm on 24 Jul 2008, myjellybeenz wrote:
Vitruvian Man HA! Now look at the proportions of a woman!!

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327. At 10:09pm on 24 Jul 2008, DeepAnna-lyzer wrote:
Sports! Can ya guess what it is yet?

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328. At 10:16pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, you fool, I said to give her an enigmatic smile - she looks as if she's just heard an obscene joke from Jimmy Carr.

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329. At 10:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, Harb83 wrote:
He's just Mown-a Lisa!

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330. At 10:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"This is a cheaper version as it's shop-soiled."

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331. At 10:32pm on 24 Jul 2008, redalfa147 wrote:
"I knew employing him would be a mistake" says All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club committee member.

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332. At 10:44pm on 24 Jul 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"This time tomorrow - you'll be a runway"

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333. At 10:56pm on 24 Jul 2008, Josh_wa wrote:
Trim your bush, ma'am?

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334. At 11:11pm on 24 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
England goalkeeper accused of poor concentration during Euro 2008 qualifiers.

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335. At 11:13pm on 24 Jul 2008, DavidStricland wrote:
"Man takes credit for UFO crop circle Mona Lisa"

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336. At 11:14pm on 24 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Of course my wife likes Leonardo - she's seen "Titanic" fifteen times

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337. At 11:17pm on 24 Jul 2008, androidkiller wrote:
Even Mona's cutting back in an attempt to go green

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338. At 11:22pm on 24 Jul 2008, ELIVSLIVES wrote:
I SAID KEEP OFF THE GRASS MANN

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339. At 11:55pm on 24 Jul 2008, trina47 wrote:
Crop circles are soooo yesterday.

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340. At 00:02am on 25 Jul 2008, aborges888 wrote:
I've been snipping you. A la la la la long. A la la la la long long long long la long...

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341. At 00:04am on 25 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Shorn to be smiled

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342. At 01:12am on 25 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Chris, get rid of my goatee and not an inch lower with the clippers!"

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343. At 01:13am on 25 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"This grass...when do I inhale..?"

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344. At 01:15am on 25 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Louvre to see you...No?"

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345. At 01:18am on 25 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I tried holding my breath...but...I never inhaled before.."

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346. At 01:32am on 25 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Fan of the Magazine attempts gender neutral portrait of Paper Monitor

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347. At 02:31am on 25 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
Jim had some trepidation about his next task; shaving the Michelangelo.

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348. At 02:47am on 25 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Her smile enigmatic, tres chez obscure,
is thought in reason forever sure,
to be one of the most mysterious,
of Leonardo, his Mona Lisa,
tres chic, deep in the Louvre.."

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349. At 03:05am on 25 Jul 2008, Infense wrote:
Mona Lisa smiled as she thought, "should I ask for a brazilian?"

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350. At 06:55am on 25 Jul 2008, scriveyn wrote:
Enigmatic smile? She's got ants in her pants!

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351. At 07:12am on 25 Jul 2008, AkilahSoo wrote:
if it rains I'll be really grassed off!

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352. At 07:12am on 25 Jul 2008, AkilahSoo wrote:
nothing to get grassed off about

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353. At 07:29am on 25 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
'Mow the lawn' she said, 'trim the edges' she said, 'my mother's coming over' she said, 'you're such a disappointment' she said...

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354. At 07:42am on 25 Jul 2008, Leykis101 wrote:
Very nice, but, ah, does the carpet match the drapes?

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355. At 07:47am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
She'll be shaving her beard for charity.

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356. At 07:48am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Are you sure I look like Colonel Blood?

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357. At 07:48am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Don't snip the neckline any lower than that! I'm not that sort of girl.

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358. At 08:06am on 25 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
When Chris reached the bust he discovered Mona's little secret - AstroTurf

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359. At 08:08am on 25 Jul 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Alawn Shearer

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360. At 08:09am on 25 Jul 2008, scriveyn wrote:
Mrs. Naylor was less than pleased when her son introduced his seedy new friend.

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361. At 08:25am on 25 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
And if one more person come up to me and says, 'you've mown a Lisa', I'm going to take these shears....

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362. At 08:25am on 25 Jul 2008, trentauno wrote:
Mowing a Lisa

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363. At 08:30am on 25 Jul 2008, nicecolbart wrote:
Green Sleeves?

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364. At 08:31am on 25 Jul 2008, scriveyn wrote:
As Chris was snipping away, he was blissfully unaware of the crop circle on the crown of his head.

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365. At 08:44am on 25 Jul 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Banksy's latest work of 'Grass-fiti' arrives to the usual mowns of vandalism.

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366. At 08:50am on 25 Jul 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Bob's Miracle-Grow surpassed everyone's expectations.

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367. At 08:58am on 25 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Moan-a, moan-a, moan-a! Dat's-a all I get-a for cutting-a fine 'edge-a!

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368. At 09:00am on 25 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
The Knights-who-say-ni were getting more and more demanding.

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369. At 09:05am on 25 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Revision ? and apologies to any Italian speakers??.

Moan-a, moan-a, moan-a. All I gets are de insults for-a dis fine-a piece-a of art!

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370. At 09:06am on 25 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Fresh pictures of Max Mows Lisa unearthed

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371. At 09:15am on 25 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Unfortunately, the world's largets postage stamp didn't come with perforations.

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372. At 09:16am on 25 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
Unfortunately, the world's largest postage stamp didn't come with perforations.

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373. At 09:20am on 25 Jul 2008, suitedsmiley wrote:
Now Wimbledon is over the ground staff have a bit too much time on their hands!

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374. At 09:24am on 25 Jul 2008, scriveyn wrote:
Aspiring cutting 'edge artist

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375. At 09:28am on 25 Jul 2008, archstinker wrote:

The Entries for this year's ' Moss Side in Bloom ' competition were of a very high standard.

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376. At 09:30am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
"Wanted Dead or Alive - Mona Lisa". Poster by Pablo Picasso.

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377. At 09:30am on 25 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Restoration almost complete, just a drop of weed 'n' feed and that's it.

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378. At 09:32am on 25 Jul 2008, greekdancer*muskateer* wrote:
''And they say the grass is always greener on the other side''
''Huh!!'' Mona Lisa didn't think she had much to smile about!!

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379. At 09:33am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Well,...ah...bits of the wicket take spin and bits don't.

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380. At 09:33am on 25 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
You would look miserable if you were turfed out as often as her.

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381. At 09:36am on 25 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
One Man Went To Mow ...
... Went To Mona Lisa !

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382. At 09:42am on 25 Jul 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
What do you mean you only do the one cut?
I was after a bob and a few highlights!

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383. At 09:42am on 25 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Mona Lisa stolen!
Police check every blade of grass for clues.

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384. At 09:48am on 25 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Mown mown mown that's all she does

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385. At 09:54am on 25 Jul 2008, thermidorthelobster wrote:
"...but apparently it only works with female dogs."

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386. At 09:58am on 25 Jul 2008, aliotis wrote:
Amateur painter forced to find alterative to oil paint due to escalating cost of oil content.

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387. At 09:59am on 25 Jul 2008, English Yo-Yo wrote:
I just know this one hasn't been thought of:

Mown a Leaf, ah!

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388. At 10:00am on 25 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Remind Me, What Is The Spanish For 'Thank-You' ???

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389. At 10:05am on 25 Jul 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
The real reason behind Mona Lisa's smile has been discovered. Weed Killer.

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390. At 10:07am on 25 Jul 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
If you think this is good...you should see what I've done with the clippings!

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391. At 10:09am on 25 Jul 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
Surpassed only by the silhouette of "The Last Supper" in sweat on the back of his shirt.

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392. At 10:10am on 25 Jul 2008, patio-phalangist wrote:
I call the technique 'Grart'' - a fusion of grass and art

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393. At 10:14am on 25 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Anymore "Mown a Lisa" and there'll be nothing left of her.....!

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394. At 10:16am on 25 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Nadal's fancy footwork on the baseline makes life difficult for Wimbledon groundsman.

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395. At 10:17am on 25 Jul 2008, MuteJoe wrote:
A lot more bovver than a hover!

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396. At 10:19am on 25 Jul 2008, campaign1 wrote:
Sheer madness hits Turner Prize!

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397. At 10:27am on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
visions of our lady go green

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398. At 10:28am on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Ha Ha think the beard's funny

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399. At 10:30am on 25 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Chris on the finishing touches to his poster for the new film "The Shorn Identity"

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400. At 10:30am on 25 Jul 2008, AlanPJ wrote:
The Da Vinci mowed.

(Apologies if someone has already thought of this, it was taking too long to go through all 398 submissions so far).

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401. At 10:31am on 25 Jul 2008, GwilymHardy wrote:
After hours running around Paris in a Smart car, the professor finally finds the hidden marker of the secret hidden secret tomb (well maintained by the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club).

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402. At 10:32am on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
green field sight

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403. At 10:34am on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Clip art

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404. At 10:39am on 25 Jul 2008, MattC81 wrote:
As inflation hit the cost of canvas, fake art dealers are getting much easier to spot.

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405. At 10:46am on 25 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Shear Beauty !

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406. At 10:47am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Plant the seeds a bit closer together if you want the illustrations for Grey's Anatomy.

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407. At 10:48am on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
bgrtgrhtrjytyj

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408. At 10:49am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
And then he was told he had done it in the bullseye of an RAF bombing target.

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409. At 10:49am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Just what we need for the gown green bowling.

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410. At 10:50am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
By Velgrassquez.

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411. At 10:51am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Tiny bit more - I want to lose more weight.

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412. At 10:51am on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Tonsure -artist

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413. At 10:53am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Mama Mia, here I mow again...

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414. At 10:55am on 25 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
She has a well grounded personality.

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415. At 10:58am on 25 Jul 2008, alyndale wrote:
If you had to use Rio Ferdinand in drag as your model you might have waited till his eye injury had cleared up.

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416. At 11:02am on 25 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Who's going to tell him that it actually looks like Jesus?

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417. At 11:03am on 25 Jul 2008, G0ng00zle wrote:
'it wasn't the grass that tickled her ar.. it was my little finger'

In the style of 'Magic Moments'.

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418. At 11:07am on 25 Jul 2008, librahellsbells wrote:
The Green Smile

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419. At 11:14am on 25 Jul 2008, MargorieMinotaur wrote:
Welcome to a new series of Ground Force, with me Rolf Harris..... have you guessed what it is yet?

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420. At 11:32am on 25 Jul 2008, penny-farthing wrote:
"Must check the price of patio paving later" thought Jim,as he toiled in the mid-day sun.

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421. At 11:37am on 25 Jul 2008, DrPunter wrote:
Neighbours admired his topiary but were even more impressed with the fact that he'd stuck it to the side house...

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422. At 11:39am on 25 Jul 2008, DrPunter wrote:
Neighbours admired his topiary, but were even more impressed with the fact that he'd stuck it to the side of his house...

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423. At 11:39am on 25 Jul 2008, wobetide wrote:
This was 'cut' from the original Da vinci code

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424. At 11:39am on 25 Jul 2008, PaddyChapman wrote:
Chlorophylladell..phia Story

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425. At 11:54am on 25 Jul 2008, abudujana wrote:
La Gioconda lives on - as a grass widow

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426. At 12:00pm on 25 Jul 2008, abudujana wrote:
ML: "I'd rather you stood on my shoulder, thank you"

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427. At 12:01pm on 25 Jul 2008, oblongflobalob wrote:
"And now I cut your pretty little throat"

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428. At 12:02pm on 25 Jul 2008, abudujana wrote:
Clip art, with a difference

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429. At 12:04pm on 25 Jul 2008, Nesian wrote:
An example of the Dan Brown school of landscaping.

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430. At 12:10pm on 25 Jul 2008, TNSCapcom wrote:
All he had to do now was trim her bush?

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431. At 12:27pm on 25 Jul 2008, paulbarratt1 wrote:
as the artist completes his masterpiece he notices a rather suspicious group of sheep in the next field wearing binoculars and camouflage gear

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432. At 12:28pm on 25 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
The Green Man finally gets a date

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433. At 12:29pm on 25 Jul 2008, LondonboyNikeyg wrote:
It was only when he finished his masterpiece that he realised that Mona had some spinach in her teeth.

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