Caption Competition

13:10 UK time, Friday, 18 July 2008

Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week's picture shows dancer Philippe Priasso hanging from an excavator as he performs "Transport Exceptionnels" in New York.

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. CoasterCowboy
"Breaking News: New York, an unexploded performance dancer was dug up by contractors, disposal experts have been alerted."

5. Dodie_James
An estate agent pleads with the developers to keep building.

4. stigmondo
When the wind blew away the invisibility cloak, Harry's prowess at high jump was revealed for what it was.

3. rogueslr
"Very impressive, but what bait did you use?"

2. Cards88
The celebrity archive digger finally finds out what happened to Wayne Sleep.

1. nigelmccc
"OK, white socks and black shoes! I'll sign the confession, just put me down!"

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1. At 12:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
After Swan Lake, comes Crane Loch

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2. At 12:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
Never arm-wrestle a digger.

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3. At 12:21pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Philippe is a member of the religious dancing group, Jesus Christ Ballet, or JCB for short

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4. At 12:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, DannyDannyC wrote:
The special effects for the follow up to the first transformers film were less impressive

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5. At 12:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
We're digging Sadler's Wells

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6. At 12:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Ballet Rambo

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7. At 12:31pm on 17 Jul 2008, virtualindividual wrote:
When he said he wasn't leaving until someone responded to his complaint, he didn't expect quite this reaction!

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8. At 12:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Ballet who?

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9. At 12:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Now that's what I call a nut-cracker!

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10. At 12:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
The Oscar Pretorius case has opened the way to the Olympics for at least one hurdler.

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11. At 12:33pm on 17 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
The Oscar Pistorius case has opened the way to the Olympics for at least one hurdler.

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12. At 12:34pm on 17 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
And this is what happens when Tonka Toys grow up.

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13. At 12:34pm on 17 Jul 2008, DannyDannyC wrote:
As the fashion police started their clamp down, the punishment for wearing white socks with business attire was severe

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14. At 12:35pm on 17 Jul 2008, mbrads72 wrote:
Jeff felt that perhaps his days of resistance against the new road were coming to an end.

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15. At 12:35pm on 17 Jul 2008, jasemk wrote:
Doreen that's not the handbrake!

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16. At 12:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, edb_gene wrote:
"Transport Except_tunnels"

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17. At 12:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Return to the Ballet of the Dolls.

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18. At 12:40pm on 17 Jul 2008, Stellsie wrote:
David Cameron's comment had not been so far from the truth, after all.

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19. At 12:40pm on 17 Jul 2008, conradder wrote:
contestants on robot wars were just getting lazy!

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20. At 12:40pm on 17 Jul 2008, tansal wrote:
Jeff Capes finally admitted he might be getting a bit old for all this

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21. At 12:42pm on 17 Jul 2008, st_maximon wrote:
Bob the Builder: The Musical

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22. At 12:42pm on 17 Jul 2008, yapparister wrote:
Dougie-digger wondered if he should visit the doctor concerning the growth he'd discovered on his arm.

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23. At 12:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:
Diggers first to rebel against their human masters as UK military satellite network Skynet gets warmed up.

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24. At 12:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Tony Robinson annoys the digger driver with his 'let's have yet another trench over there.'

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25. At 12:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, lloydalex wrote:
A new reality tv show will see people face their fears; in the first epispde we have Luigi and 'Sand'.

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26. At 12:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, Cards88 wrote:
Preparation for the London 2012 high jump competition begins...

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27. At 12:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
A digger ballet? That's odd - Australians aren't renowned for culture.

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28. At 12:47pm on 17 Jul 2008, s_slatt wrote:
Having superglued his hands to the digger's arm, Phillipe's mates knew this would be a Stag they would never forget

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29. At 12:47pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Protestor tries to stop contractors from filling in Swan Lake

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30. At 12:48pm on 17 Jul 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Early auditions for "Time Team - the musical"

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31. At 12:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, s_slatt wrote:
The start of the Revolution wasn't quite like they imagined it in Terminator 3

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32. At 12:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, mochiron wrote:
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33. At 12:50pm on 17 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
When the wind blew away the invisibility cloak, Harry's prowess at high jump was revealed for what it was..

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34. At 12:52pm on 17 Jul 2008, generic_user_name wrote:
In retrospect I should have tried to steal this thing by hot-wiring it!

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35. At 12:52pm on 17 Jul 2008, Cards88 wrote:
The celebrity archive digger finally finds out what happened to Wayne Sleep.

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36. At 12:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, DarthMac wrote:
After announcing job costs in the construction industry, a harrassed Gordon Brown gets a slight pick me up.

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37. At 12:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, st_maximon wrote:
Bucking the trend of the new Home Office figures, "Crimes against the arts" were up significantly.

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38. At 12:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Swedish engineering, an American location and a Frenchman hanging off a digger. Quick call the Independent's picture desk!

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39. At 12:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, DarthMac wrote:
After announcing job cuts in the construction industry, a harrassed Gordon Brown gets a slight pick me up.

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40. At 12:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, fastmartynl wrote:
Talent wasted in the name of art, surely that digger could be doing something more useful

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41. At 12:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, 28Handicap wrote:
The JCB Cheif Executive came to regret the negative comments he made about his main competitor...

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42. At 12:56pm on 17 Jul 2008, scopers wrote:
After Extreme Ironing and Ultimate Frisbee comes the new sport of Hazardous Ballet.

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43. At 12:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Are you sure Airfix got the feet and inches issue right?

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44. At 12:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Bring back the trampoline, and I mean now!

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45. At 12:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
Edward Diggerhands

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46. At 12:59pm on 17 Jul 2008, s_slatt wrote:
The digger is saying "I entered the construction industry because that's what my dad did, but really all I ever wanted to do was dance!"

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47. At 12:59pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Okay, white socks and black shoes! I'll sign the confession, just put me down!

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48. At 12:59pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Side impact protection won't mean much, mate!

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49. At 1:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, fastmartynl wrote:
Digger to good use bringing men to dig out Olympic pool, shovels due to arrive in 2011

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50. At 1:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
After saving the day from the out of control digger, Superman discovers he's forgotten his costume

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51. At 1:03pm on 17 Jul 2008, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
Dancer playing Arthur Dent ejected for forgetting his dressing gown during the house demolition scene from Matthew Bourne's ballet version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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52. At 1:04pm on 17 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
After the grand plie and the grand jete Philippe attempted the grand bêcheur.

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53. At 1:05pm on 17 Jul 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
The site forman discovered that he had picked the wrong time of the month to wolf whistle the cute red head.

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54. At 1:06pm on 17 Jul 2008, lillipinkerton wrote:
With two people we can now use the commuter car-share lane on the M4

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55. At 1:06pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I wonder how long David Blaine will keep this one up for

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56. At 1:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, opaqueprawn2 wrote:
David Cameron abandons his "Tomb Raider" politics in favour of "grave digger".

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57. At 1:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
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58. At 1:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Shovel off to Broadway

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59. At 1:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
Training for the olympic British olympic athletes continues as the tripple jumper is encouraged overcome his fear of heights.

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60. At 1:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The winner of the "What I'd really like to do to Lionel Blair" competition is announced

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61. At 1:10pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
After ten miles, and one inch from the edge of a cliff, he finally realised there was nobody in the cab.

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62. At 1:11pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Those hoping to attend the London Olympics are trained how to endure long periods of strap-hanging on the Underground

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63. At 1:12pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Victoria Beckham buys the most expensive coat-hanger in the world

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64. At 1:13pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Archaeologists get their revenge on the creator of 'Bonekickers'

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65. At 1:13pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The Godfather of Holes.

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66. At 1:14pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rachie-wachie wrote:
Okay, okay you can wear my tutu!

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67. At 1:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
Basketball for builders.

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68. At 1:16pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Mamma Mia!" fan tries to prevent Pierce Brosnan from getting his just desserts.

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69. At 1:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
No hard hat, no safety harness, no high viz vest, white socks! It was going to be close as to who got there first, Health and Safety or Trinny and Susannah.

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70. At 1:19pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
006 forgot to turn off his magnetic watch.

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71. At 1:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Rare crane surprises Bill Oddie

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72. At 1:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
Post industrial Excalibur: Pull the Digger out of the pit.

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73. At 1:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Look, it's a Volvo. It doesn't need a Mercedes badge.

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74. At 1:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Cathy"

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75. At 1:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Little is known about the serial killer, except that his eyes glow in the dark.

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76. At 1:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I don't care if it is a Volvo, I wouldn't be seen dead in one of those!

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77. At 1:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, HudiniCedric wrote:
As the pantomime season approaches theatre producers trial new methods for making Tinkerbell fly.

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78. At 1:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
And they say Volvos are safe

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79. At 1:27pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Someone really digs ballet

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80. At 1:27pm on 17 Jul 2008, hi-ho_neighbourino wrote:
step up 3's plot finally revealed to be about a buisnessman who longs to be a construction worker!!

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81. At 1:27pm on 17 Jul 2008, redbyname wrote:
What's that you say - it IS subject to the congestion charge? Drat and double drat...

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82. At 1:28pm on 17 Jul 2008, gazardo wrote:
The pilot for "Strictly Come Time Team" had a lukewarm reception in New York.

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83. At 1:29pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The great pastoral God Ruston-Bucyrus awakes from its slumbers and wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting New York (film rights now available)

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84. At 1:29pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
Volvo demonstrates their next generation of digger safety features including an emergency eject seat.

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85. At 1:30pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Ballet Priasso perform 'Naked Jurassic Park'

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86. At 1:31pm on 17 Jul 2008, nicecolbart wrote:
David Blaines latest trick?.

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87. At 1:35pm on 17 Jul 2008, yapparister wrote:
Running out of time and money, desparate olympic developers blame recent Ballerina find for delays to stadium build.

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88. At 1:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, luckyandy72 wrote:
The 2nd attempt for the young Olympic hopeful Mr Volvo saw him launch Phillipe an incredible 215.3 metres to land over half way across the lake, a new digger shotput British record

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89. At 1:37pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Nintendo's new motion controller at prototype stage...

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90. At 1:38pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Where's WALL.E?"

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91. At 1:38pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rhikay1 wrote:
Phillipe imagined his new Swedish dancing partner to be more legs, less arms.

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92. At 1:39pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Don't mess with my tutu!"

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93. At 1:39pm on 17 Jul 2008, cleverDigDigDig wrote:
The government trial some low tech alternatives to electronic tagging of criminals.

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94. At 1:41pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Ticklish Philippe trying not to think about King Louie holding up the temple........

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95. At 1:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
"Oi, Derren Brown! All right, you can have my wallet!"

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96. At 1:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
When Philippe said he was going out with a big digger, all his friends thought he meant an Australian.

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97. At 1:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
The trench 'un mounts...

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98. At 1:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Out of all the days to wear white socks with black shoes...!

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99. At 1:47pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Philippe regretting not trying out his new non-ride-up underwear this morning

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100. At 1:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, NejiBones wrote:
"All they had left was 'Scent of Ballet Dancer'... honest"

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101. At 1:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Architect of MP's expenses rebellion shows off his latest purchase on the taxpayer.

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102. At 1:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Not a good subject this week.

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103. At 1:50pm on 17 Jul 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"I knew it was a mistake booking my Digs over the internet."

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104. At 1:51pm on 17 Jul 2008, ChrisJohnA wrote:
The BOA try and determine the new height of the hurdles to be used in 2012 in light of the ability of athletes to now use prosthetic legs.

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105. At 1:52pm on 17 Jul 2008, ChrisJohnA wrote:
Pistorius shows how high he can jump from a standing start

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106. At 1:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, NejiBones wrote:
"Flaming eBay, I ordered fuzzy dice to hang from my rear-view mirror"

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107. At 1:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
The other members of The Village People hadn't made it to the reunion yet.

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108. At 1:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
"Can you tell me how to get...
...how to get to Sesame Street?"

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109. At 1:54pm on 17 Jul 2008, supersluggle wrote:
After the naked, revolving bow tie episode backfires, Frank Butcher practices his latest stunt to endear himself to his beloved Pat.

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110. At 1:54pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Help, I'm going off this brilliant idea faster than a New York Second"

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111. At 1:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Poor MM searched for Thursday's letters high and low

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112. At 1:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, asillygit wrote:
Man vs Machine Part 2: Trench warfare

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113. At 1:56pm on 17 Jul 2008, Parttime_Barman wrote:
Driver misunderstands Phillipe's request for a lift.

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114. At 1:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, marrra wrote:
i think ive seen an advert for this show on tv.....

ross kemp on cranes

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115. At 1:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, Jivegal wrote:
'That's not what I meant when I said, give us a lift.'

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116. At 1:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The construction worker from Village People gets the first letter of YMCA upside-down

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117. At 1:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, geodesy wrote:
In a hotly contested semi-final of Pro-Celebrity Hoofers the JCB display team beat Riverdance by one fall and a submission.

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118. At 1:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, Parttime_Barman wrote:
Missing mirror devalues Blaine flying trick.

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119. At 2:00pm on 17 Jul 2008, Parttime_Barman wrote:
BBC web editor commissions picture for article about "Hanging around on the building site".

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Not thrilled with his wife's suggestion of visiting the in-laws, Jim decided to try to look busy.

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121. At 2:01pm on 17 Jul 2008, georgehh wrote:
After seeing him show off his latest moves, everyone agreed that the Frenchman was the favourite for this years Olymic wrestling gold.

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122. At 2:01pm on 17 Jul 2008, CTHAND wrote:
This plucky Olympic hopeful was not going to be deterred by any delayed finish to the new gymnasium

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123. At 2:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, BIOfotis wrote:
Developers gone desperate after new oil increases...

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124. At 2:07pm on 17 Jul 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Phillipe thought, as he set the timer on his new camera, "If this picture doesn't end up on the BBC Caption Competition..."

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125. At 2:07pm on 17 Jul 2008, Terbasmin wrote:
Superman proved that even with balding and a bit of a beer belly he was still as strong as ever.

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126. At 2:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, poppyEmski wrote:
'Yeah, so now you spin it round and whoever holds on the longest wins'

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127. At 2:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, fireybajpai wrote:
Swing lower sweet chariot!

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128. At 2:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
"Muuuuuuuuuuuuum, the Borrowers are trying to steal my truck again..." wailed little Tommy, the human bean.

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129. At 2:12pm on 17 Jul 2008, asillygit wrote:
NYPD display their new weapon for dealing with jay-walkers.

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130. At 2:14pm on 17 Jul 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
You'll believe a man can fly.

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131. At 2:17pm on 17 Jul 2008, CTHAND wrote:
Don't wear white socks with shoes and trousers

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132. At 2:19pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Well my IFA said you have to jump through hoops these days to get a good mortgage deal"

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133. At 2:21pm on 17 Jul 2008, jcgwinner wrote:
Michael Jacksons new stage act " You rock my world" followed by "Bad", "Dangerous" " Thriller" and "Blood on the dance floor"

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134. At 2:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
Bob Hoskins refused to believe he was too old to audition for the lead in Billy Elliot

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135. At 2:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, Watsonch wrote:
Philippe, Michael Jackson called. He said he wants his trousers back.

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136. At 2:27pm on 17 Jul 2008, studor999 wrote:
Making love to transformers is a dangerous game!

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137. At 2:29pm on 17 Jul 2008, uk_falcon wrote:
As his ladder fell, Phillipe realized that the demonstration wasn't until next week.

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138. At 2:29pm on 17 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Despite the down turn in the construction industry, Volvo are still hiring.

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139. At 2:30pm on 17 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
"It's happening again", the digger sighed. "I let a man see my Volvo and I just can't get rid of them"

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140. At 2:30pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Very impressive, but what bait did you use?

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141. At 2:34pm on 17 Jul 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Chinese officials deny rumours that the gymnastics arena is far from completion.

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142. At 2:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, ceebeelondon wrote:
Boris Johnson's novel design for zero carbon footprint bus fails to excite critics

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143. At 2:38pm on 17 Jul 2008, TheJohnnyHooker wrote:
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144. At 2:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Marcel Marsore.

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145. At 2:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, marktheboss wrote:
John was shocked at the bounce from his new diggers seat!!

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146. At 2:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Look! No hands! The BBC Graphic Dept. get wrong again!

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147. At 2:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
The Dalek's latest cleverly-designed exoskeleton on extermination trial in New York.

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148. At 2:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, GreenWyvern wrote:
The great Judo master demonstrates how to throw a heavier opponent.

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149. At 2:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Now let's give Woolworth's "Pick 'n' Mix" a real hammering

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150. At 2:47pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Baskin-Robbins introduce their new 31-in-one scoop

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151. At 2:48pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
The New York Eye fails to draw the crowds.

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152. At 2:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The elephant cost me a lot less than the pooper-scooper the council made me buy

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153. At 2:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, Dellarwoo wrote:
Meanwhile early rehearsals for London 2012's opening ceremony begin in earnest

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154. At 2:50pm on 17 Jul 2008, dayflea wrote:
Revealed at last! The real reason for the delay in the London 2012 games. And to think they blamed it all on a cat.......

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155. At 2:50pm on 17 Jul 2008, paulonline123 wrote:
Rumour was rife that Priasso's piece was about to be buried.

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156. At 2:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, Auqakuh wrote:
Dancer digs deep for new moves.

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157. At 2:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Yes, it is on the John Lewis list

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158. At 2:54pm on 17 Jul 2008, DramJam wrote:
The poster for the Doctor Who Christmas Special was almost complete. Just need to replace the stunt actor with David Tennant and add the words "Excavate! Excavate!"

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159. At 2:54pm on 17 Jul 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Batwoman, clearly annoyed with Batman, fires up the Batdigger at Alfred Pennyworth's expense.

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160. At 2:56pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Doug?"

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161. At 2:59pm on 17 Jul 2008, jonathanrbell wrote:
The penalty for wearing white socks to work seemed quite severe

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162. At 3:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Oi Pierre, I can see your house from up here.

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163. At 3:03pm on 17 Jul 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
The US authorities finally reveal footage of an interrogation at Gunatanamo Bay

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164. At 3:03pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
It's nice to see a restaging of George Antheil's "Ballet Mécanique" of 1924

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165. At 3:04pm on 17 Jul 2008, TimGerrish wrote:
Beijing preparations overrun. Gymnastics hall isn't ready by the start of the Olympics

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166. At 3:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Tired of hoisting ever heavier prima ballerinas, Phillipe decides it's his turn

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167. At 3:12pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
I don't care how it's spelt, it's pronounced 'Bouquet'.

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168. At 3:17pm on 17 Jul 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
Chinese triple jumper suspected of cheating

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169. At 3:17pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Prete a excaver

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170. At 3:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, tbrookshaw wrote:
Gordon Brown desperately tries to stop digging

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171. At 3:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
Latest Jurassic Park film sequel reveals special effects techniques

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172. At 3:19pm on 17 Jul 2008, DramJam wrote:
I really dig dance.

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173. At 3:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, hannahbarnwell wrote:
Keen to keep up with modern times, amusement arcades across britain offer more exciting grab machines.

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174. At 3:21pm on 17 Jul 2008, Ravonski wrote:
With a mejestic leap, Phillipe prepared for the biggest throw of his life.

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175. At 3:21pm on 17 Jul 2008, tbrookshaw wrote:
See - my socks are the same colour as my shirt!

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176. At 3:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, Ravonski wrote:
The auditions for Strictly Come Robot Wars were going better than anticipated.

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177. At 3:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, Stevedocklands wrote:
...and the bedroom will be here!

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178. At 3:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, plateruena wrote:
Missing link found on construction site thought to be a hoax.

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179. At 3:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Ballet meets Heavy Metal.

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180. At 3:27pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Construction foreman tempts fate by asking for a raise.

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181. At 3:28pm on 17 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Workers at the London 2012 Olympic site demonstrate the new 'Frank Spencer Hurdle'.

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182. At 3:28pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
13 in a Volvo? Ha, watch this!

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183. At 3:29pm on 17 Jul 2008, sacarkent wrote:
Little Isobel decided to ignore the Diggerland manager's reminder that her half hour was up.

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184. At 3:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, dwwaters wrote:
British Athletics association announces radical new plan for 2012 London Olympics high jump event.

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185. At 3:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, honestAFCCanadian wrote:
Elton John has an ice cream flavour? I want a scoop!

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186. At 3:33pm on 17 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
They just dig his dancing.......

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187. At 3:35pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The motivational trainer for the construction crew gets a less than enthusiastic reception

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188. At 3:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, Restart wrote:
Philippe was having few teething problems with his new bionic arm

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189. At 3:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, benellins wrote:
Invisible giant horse escape

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190. At 3:39pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Dirty Dancing meets Transformers

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191. At 3:39pm on 17 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
trying out new lift tecniques for the overweight Ballerina's.

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192. At 3:41pm on 17 Jul 2008, 320touring wrote:
Volvo's new safety device needed some work...

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193. At 3:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, s_slatt wrote:
Preparations get under way as athletes find out about the new Judo rules for 2012

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194. At 3:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, turned_worm wrote:
David Copperfield insisted he did not use wires for his flying trick...

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195. At 3:48pm on 17 Jul 2008, geoff8824 wrote:
Eager athlete trains for hurdles event at 2012 Olympic stadium

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196. At 3:51pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Gordon Brown explains that politics is like hanging from a digger.

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197. At 3:56pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
It's nice to see a modern restaging of George Antheil's "Ballet Mécanique" of 1924

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198. At 4:00pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Hoist by his own yardarm

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199. At 4:01pm on 17 Jul 2008, blogwork wrote:
I'm practicing the High Jump

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200. At 4:05pm on 17 Jul 2008, Woodsie1 wrote:
Where's Wall.E?

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201. At 4:06pm on 17 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Volvo Excavators Ltd now 'highering' Senior Management

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202. At 4:07pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Origin of the phrase "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys" blamed on New York

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203. At 4:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Danielle struggled to get 5 Euro from Phillippes wallet.!

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204. At 4:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, Martyn_KGM wrote:
The public were delighted with the new MP recycling scheme.

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205. At 4:10pm on 17 Jul 2008, fastwelshdragon wrote:
Got to get some practice in for the rings for the bejing olympics somehow.

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206. At 4:11pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Cirque du Volez

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207. At 4:11pm on 17 Jul 2008, jajdxb wrote:
Danni de Vito's last ditch efforts to grow a couple of inches proved futile

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208. At 4:11pm on 17 Jul 2008, Kramaring wrote:
Philippe had been told that whilst in NYC he must "catch a yellow cab".

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209. At 4:13pm on 17 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
"Breaking News: New York, an unexploded performance dancer was dug up by contractors, disposal experts have been alerted."

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210. At 4:14pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Landmine Clearance Division hit hard by MOD budget cuts.

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211. At 4:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, glenfaerie wrote:
'I don't suppose anyone can help? I've got a wedgie...'

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212. At 4:16pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Conservative Party candidate found unharmed in Glasgow East

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213. At 4:17pm on 17 Jul 2008, brachiopod wrote:
In the wake of the credit crunch and severe budgetary restraints, filming finally gets underway on the new Hollywood blockbuster - "Matrix III versus The Transformers".

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214. At 4:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Hailing a cab in New York can prove difficult at times

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215. At 4:19pm on 17 Jul 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
"If I ever get this finger trap off..."

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216. At 4:19pm on 17 Jul 2008, gingerfuzzball wrote:
Olympic preparation: Following the crackdown on drugs in sport, triple jumpers try to find new, undetectable ways of cheating.

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217. At 4:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, kayaburgess wrote:
Eyebrows are raised as new man-shaped skyscraper is lowered into place by colossal crane.

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218. At 4:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, E553X80Y wrote:
On his first visit to Dublin, Nicholas Sarkozy is offered the warm hand of Irish friendship by Brian Cowan for suggesting the Irish hold a second referendum.

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219. At 4:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
david cameron gets into trouble trying to take his Lara Croft analagy a little too far.

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220. At 4:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Dirty Dancing?

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221. At 4:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, asillygit wrote:
After a long day, Jim thought he deserved a quick "pick-me-up".

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222. At 4:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
I'm a celebrity, dig me out of here

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223. At 4:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Hey, what happened to the Berlin Wall?

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224. At 4:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, princeNewspaperboy wrote:
The effects of super glue were well known...

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225. At 4:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
'Hey Philippe...I said take the ESCALATOR to the third floor!'

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226. At 4:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Oooooh, Betty

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227. At 4:28pm on 17 Jul 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
Eco-towns and how to prevent them.

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228. At 4:30pm on 17 Jul 2008, quadruplebass wrote:
Zob was delighted when the intergalactic teddy-picker succombed to his deepest wish; He's been trying for that particular human for lightyears.

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229. At 4:31pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
And here we have the installation of Antony Gomley's new statue, 'Man Running from the Police.'

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230. At 4:34pm on 17 Jul 2008, rachiebelle wrote:
Whilst David Blaine was performing HIS endurance stunt, on the other side of the city, a jealous attention seeker attempts to draw the crowds with his endurance stunt...

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231. At 4:35pm on 17 Jul 2008, quadruplebass wrote:
The Fashion Police were really taking the michael nowadays.

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232. At 4:37pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I look down on him because I am middle class"

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233. At 4:37pm on 17 Jul 2008, Sid60c wrote:
Ripley, do I look like an alien?

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234. At 4:40pm on 17 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Cirque de Sileil

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235. At 4:40pm on 17 Jul 2008, nosniknej wrote:
Ben Elton begins work on Bob the Builder musical

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236. At 4:41pm on 17 Jul 2008, nosniknej wrote:
Protesters against the 3rd Heathrow Runway take drastic measures

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237. At 4:41pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Growing up near the Beaubourg would have a lasting effect on Phillipe's artistic sensibilities

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238. At 4:41pm on 17 Jul 2008, The_Bob_Glasgow wrote:
He may be better dressed these days, but Swampy is still as active as ever.

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239. At 4:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, nosniknej wrote:
Top Gear pay negotiations in full swing

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240. At 4:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Jobless builders retrain as ballet dancers.

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241. At 4:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, Mr. Fahrenheit wrote:
Much of Phillipe's time was spent trying to escape the imaginery sharks.

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242. At 4:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Everyone agreed that “Transport Exceptionnels” was a better title for the piece than the original “P**f Hanging From a Digger”

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243. At 4:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, asillygit wrote:
And here,rarely seen, the male white-socked prancer, indulges in his mating display.

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244. At 4:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
New shoes? Who'd have thought a building site would be so muddy?

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245. At 4:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
New York Times journalists will do anything to get the scoop!

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246. At 4:47pm on 17 Jul 2008, nowster wrote:
Backhoedown.

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247. At 4:48pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Doug get stuck during lift to work.

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248. At 4:48pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Way, way off Broadway production

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249. At 4:49pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Jobless builder retrains as ballet dancer

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250. At 4:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Despite tough new restrictions, smokers are refusing to be forced underground.

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251. At 4:54pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
"Can you fix it?"
"No, I can't!"

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252. At 4:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
No matter how hard you tried to keep them clean, you'd always find at least one clod stuck on the arm.

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253. At 4:56pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Philippe Priasso was accused of cheating in the high jump.

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254. At 4:56pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Her last words to Philippe were "If you cheat on me again I'll hang you out to dry"

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255. At 4:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, GideonMitchell wrote:
Man hospitalised after desperate Facebook profile picture

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256. At 4:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, Spockter wrote:
Questions were asked at the Guinness Book of Records following the new Entrechat record

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257. At 4:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, steopia wrote:
Short athlete who couldn’t jump the hurdles: “New method is not illegal“

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258. At 4:59pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
"The Warriors" film fan takes Cyrus's words a little too literally....

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259. At 4:59pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Phillipe was about to realise his dream of a heavy metal album cover

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260. At 5:01pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
"White men can't jump" - the outakes.

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261. At 5:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, ukjames79 wrote:
"My nose itches"

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262. At 5:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
Never, ever, upset a Jawa!

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263. At 5:03pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
... and that is how Charles de Gaul landed on the moon

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264. At 5:04pm on 17 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
John Prescott overhears talk of 'pie in the sky' during launch of new house building scheme.

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265. At 5:04pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Barack Obama filming his new TV ad attacking John McCain "I can hang in there longer than you buddy"

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266. At 5:07pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Crack SAS troops training for their new shock tactics in the War on Terror

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267. At 5:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Does the 'home of Freedom Fries' digger driver know he's French?

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268. At 5:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Secret of Michael Jacksons moonwalking revealed

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269. At 5:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Max Mosley caught with 5 hook's in vice scandal!

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270. At 5:10pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Max Mosley seeks career lift.

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271. At 5:12pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Miami vice!

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272. At 5:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, Alfriedi wrote:
Pimp my ride took a new twist...

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273. At 5:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, smilerthecheshirecat wrote:
Ballet dancer survives!!!!

FAILS to kick the bucket!

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274. At 5:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Now go on home and mark your box of Sats papers properly this time...."

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275. At 5:16pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
David Blaine latest Street Magic show fails to woo audience.

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276. At 5:17pm on 17 Jul 2008, Speedingmal wrote:
Fame !
I'm gonna Dig forever ....I'm gonna learn how to Dig
Fame !

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277. At 5:17pm on 17 Jul 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Operating the excavator without setting foot in the cockpit was proving more tricky than Philippe had originally thought, but he was determined to win the bet.

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278. At 5:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I'm a New York Times part-time blog-digger, you know I do the re-searching!"

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279. At 5:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, Alfriedi wrote:
One small step for man... One... Giant leap... For mankind

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280. At 5:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Query raised at Royal Birkdale over Padraig Harrington's wrist-strengthening exercises.

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281. At 5:18pm on 17 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Of course I’ve driven a digger before...

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282. At 5:19pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Monsieur Mangetout's latest meal bites back!

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283. At 5:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Paul Burrell's 'lies will bury him' !

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284. At 5:22pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Extreme sightseeing!

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285. At 5:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

I'm not coming down until Autumn

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286. At 5:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Bernard, the company accountant, was finding out first hand that Management's decision to save on rising fuel costs by manually operating all machinery was pretty dumb.

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287. At 5:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Caution, heavy plant mincing.

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288. At 5:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, cyberambit wrote:
Cyrus: Can you dig it?
Cyrus: Can you dig it?
YEAH!

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289. At 5:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

"No Philippe, I said we need hyDRAULICS"

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290. At 5:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Digger: Okay, but next time I'm leading alright?

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291. At 5:36pm on 17 Jul 2008, countrysidez wrote:
Higgins was slightly surprised on two counts. Firstly the alien craft looked a lot like a scaled up NASA Mars Rover and secondly, in its search for intelligent life, he was being rejected!

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292. At 5:40pm on 17 Jul 2008, CaroWallis wrote:
Bob had wanted a Volvo on Higher Purchase, not to purchase a higher Volvo.

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293. At 5:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Philippe on his birthday after receiving a Diggeragram from his 'friends'

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294. At 5:52pm on 17 Jul 2008, C1_Backload wrote:
Olympic Long Jumper peaks 4 years too soon

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295. At 6:05pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Latest attempt to rid ballet of its elitist reputation

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296. At 6:08pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Uber the river and through the hoods

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297. At 6:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Trials begin of the Government's Illegal Immigrant Landfill Policy.

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298. At 6:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Phil’s cufflink got caught on the bucket,
and raised him ‘fore he could unhook it
Which pleased him because
he could now say he was
well hung, like that man from Nantucket

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299. At 6:24pm on 17 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Paper Monitor hooked by Volvo...."
elitist headline in Sunday Times.

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300. At 6:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, geodesy wrote:
Clark felt like a proper charlie. Not only had he forgotten his cape but he'd still got the kryptonite socks on from the night before.

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301. At 6:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, manisha98116 wrote:
And that proves Newton's Laws of gravitation......

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302. At 7:03pm on 17 Jul 2008, CartsInExile wrote:
Never let your cufflinks get magnetised.

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303. At 7:05pm on 17 Jul 2008, Kershew wrote:
Questions are raised about Philippe's laziness when heavy machinery is called in to help him mount invisible horse.

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304. At 7:06pm on 17 Jul 2008, thedonal wrote:
Man Left Hanging From Digger in BBC Caption Scandal

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305. At 7:06pm on 17 Jul 2008, jasonnzl wrote:
I hope he didn't leave the iron on...

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306. At 7:10pm on 17 Jul 2008, youngloch wrote:
Mr Darling's demonstration that local business should "hang on in there" came unstuck when the boss decided to lay off the whole workforce half way though his speech.

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307. At 7:11pm on 17 Jul 2008, i_amfredflintstone wrote:
Mercifully this performance involves no singing.

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308. At 7:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, johnashley87 wrote:
Now I've got you where I want you!

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309. At 7:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
310. At 7:22pm on 17 Jul 2008, TangerineWizards wrote:
The jorno's claim of a scoop was sadly misinterpreted by the newspaper...

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311. At 7:25pm on 17 Jul 2008, Jim_Cribb wrote:
Bringing a whole new meaning to dancing diggers!

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312. At 7:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, Simon-Spiers wrote:
Local protester attempts to obstruct development of the new Olympic stadium to little avail!

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313. At 7:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, courtenayhouse wrote:
Elderly parents are resorting to desperate measures to remove dependent adult offspring from their homes.

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314. At 7:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, nurmihusa wrote:
If you try, you'll find me
Where the sky meets the mud.
"Soon fall I your special dancer
land with thud, land with thud."

Ballet High, Ballet High, Ballet High...

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315. At 7:32pm on 17 Jul 2008, simonsimon76 wrote:
Bob never did get the hang of operating his digger.

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316. At 7:33pm on 17 Jul 2008, KiltDude32 wrote:
"Yeah, I think I can dance!" Said Phil [no fixed address], who is really hoping to get Nigel Lythgoe's attention.

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317. At 7:35pm on 17 Jul 2008, ejtasker wrote:
Swing low, sweet chariot

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318. At 7:37pm on 17 Jul 2008, funkypancake wrote:
girlfriend (in digger) says "you're dumped"

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319. At 7:39pm on 17 Jul 2008, gp5517 wrote:
Who said Volvos were sensible family vehicles!?

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320. At 7:41pm on 17 Jul 2008, clozarilkid wrote:
"And the winner of the 'man lifting digger' competition is.........."

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321. At 7:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The Eeks! Factor

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322. At 7:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, tatblogger wrote:
dancer caught out by the controls as he test-drives the latest volvo...

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323. At 7:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, Brendanplatt wrote:
I said I wanted to be on X Factor not a tractor.....

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324. At 7:45pm on 17 Jul 2008, macantab wrote:
Travel by Volvo is always an uplifting experience.

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325. At 7:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
When you get caught between the boom and New York City...

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326. At 7:53pm on 17 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
Great machine - pity the instructions were in Swedish

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327. At 7:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Wendy, I can fly!

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328. At 7:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Phillipe was beginning to regret his cheeky chat-up line, "Mind if I take a closer look at your Volvo?"

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329. At 8:09pm on 17 Jul 2008, mindstatic wrote:
Only 5 years after getting married and deciding to dedicate himself to his wife and kids, Clark Kent discovered even his true identity had suffered the consequences.

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330. At 8:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, james1963 wrote:
French dancer misinterprets young audience saying that they dig his moves.

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331. At 8:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
The irony was that Phillipe was hanging in the shape of a giant letter "Y".

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332. At 8:26pm on 17 Jul 2008, james1963 wrote:
Volvo announces new upgrade for their digger - the Frenchman comes in various colours and will entertain the driver on his tea breaks.

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333. At 8:33pm on 17 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Ballet High

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334. At 8:33pm on 17 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Volvo's are now fitted with prat nav.

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335. At 8:34pm on 17 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
No.....You hold your arms like this and go WHAAA
(Perhaps this quote from Monty Pythons Arguement Sketch ( the "Being Hit on the Head Lesson" bit) will not be treated as harshly as the quote from Monty Python's Philosopher's Sketch used in Comment 309 ( ...it has left this mortal coil - it has ceased to be - it is an ex comment)

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336. At 8:37pm on 17 Jul 2008, radiantspam wrote:
Can you dig it?No I can't!

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337. At 8:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, ammason999 wrote:
Sleep walking?

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338. At 8:47pm on 17 Jul 2008, ChairmanOfTheBored79 wrote:
Those "fathers for justice" guys just aren't trying any more.

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339. At 8:58pm on 17 Jul 2008, Jwutzke wrote:
Moments before the "This is Phillipe Priasso; this is Phillipe Priasso on drugs" public service announcement ends in tragedy.

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340. At 9:00pm on 17 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Look, when its cold and wet, you take whatever you’re offered when hitch-hiking…

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341. At 9:00pm on 17 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Raising crane

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342. At 9:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, ScroogeMcDuck wrote:
First customer experiences the pitfalls of the "no-frills" policy of the newly created EasyCab service.

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343. At 9:03pm on 17 Jul 2008, Vazzok wrote:
Jimmy Hoffa's last picture

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344. At 9:05pm on 17 Jul 2008, RutherfordGrout wrote:
Digging the dancing queen

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345. At 9:14pm on 17 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
At the Mechanical Engineer's Christmas party, photocopying your nether regions was for wimps..

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346. At 9:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Deodorant commercials were beginning to try and outdo each other..

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347. At 9:20pm on 17 Jul 2008, stuartdobbs wrote:
I will now proceed to judo throw this digger over my head...

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348. At 9:23pm on 17 Jul 2008, gregrwynn wrote:
Excavator...Elevator, I never can work the difference!

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349. At 9:46pm on 17 Jul 2008, frigorifico wrote:
Jesse Jackson gets Barack Obama to "assume the position"

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350. At 9:50pm on 17 Jul 2008, pepsi_max2k wrote:
Volvo's new off-roader features plenty of leg room.

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351. At 9:54pm on 17 Jul 2008, robmoo wrote:
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee, drives me round on his-... Dad??

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352. At 10:02pm on 17 Jul 2008, TadpoleThe1st wrote:
Excitement mounts as the first shots are released of the Dr Who Christmas special "Attack of the cyber-excavators."

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353. At 10:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, Meazza wrote:
Anything to stop Fauconnier putting up another brick.

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354. At 10:15pm on 17 Jul 2008, mrmfield21 wrote:
After J.C.B announces job cuts, one worker decides to show them his unwavering loyalty by clinging onto the latest model.

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355. At 10:21pm on 17 Jul 2008, bitonto wrote:
"I promise not to wear white socks and black trousers again..."

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356. At 10:37pm on 17 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Volvo is Latin for "I roll." This looks more like eye-wash.

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357. At 10:44pm on 17 Jul 2008, ddstretch wrote:
Despite economic problems in the construction industry, chief executives are like those in all other industries in requiring help to move their cash bonuses to a safe place.

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358. At 10:55pm on 17 Jul 2008, NotAberdeenAngus wrote:
Tickets are now on sale for an 'inventive re-imagining' of Billy Elliot.

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359. At 11:04pm on 17 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Philippe trying out for the temporary exhibition plinth in Trafalgar Square

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360. At 11:05pm on 17 Jul 2008, Vicky S wrote:
Phillipe had only himself to blame. He had already recieved three White Sock Warnings from the Taste Police.

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361. At 11:10pm on 17 Jul 2008, stedav02 wrote:
finally he could see over that hedge...

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362. At 11:13pm on 17 Jul 2008, Vicky S wrote:
The 2012 Olympic Park committee decided to take no chances. If a human sacrifice would propitiate the gods........

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363. At 11:16pm on 17 Jul 2008, Skarloc wrote:
A new trainee goes for a hands-on approach.

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364. At 11:21pm on 17 Jul 2008, ninepine wrote:
Passengers discover the disadvantages of a red diesel powered vehicle.

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365. At 11:22pm on 17 Jul 2008, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
No problems Boss, it's a toddle, that's accelerator, brake, clutch, up, down.. or is it the other way round.. Hang on..

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366. At 11:30pm on 17 Jul 2008, NickWiltshire wrote:
..and then the knees went and I was never going to run on hard surfaces again - bummer - and then after trying so many things I found the Volvo and you know what...it really works!

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367. At 11:43pm on 17 Jul 2008, NickWiltshire wrote:
...they always said, "when people get you down, Jesus picks you up", and I believed it. Huh!...Imagine my surprise - it's so much simpler than that...

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368. At 11:57pm on 17 Jul 2008, Giro01 wrote:
Wayne Sleeps digs up one of his old routines.

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369. At 00:22am on 18 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
When you're up, you're up...

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370. At 00:30am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
To beat the congestion charge Philippe got a lift to work.........

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371. At 00:34am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
The new show was definitely given the works

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372. At 00:39am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
New Yark New Yark.

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373. At 00:55am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Philippe was really a bulldozer in a china shop.

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374. At 00:57am on 18 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Toy Story 4 - love me or else

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375. At 00:57am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
He died on stage every night but they just kept digging him back up.

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376. At 01:01am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Next time he vowed to use quick drying deodorant

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377. At 01:13am on 18 Jul 2008, dampleg wrote:
Billy Elliot felt his retraining for the building trade had been a little ill timed.

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378. At 01:13am on 18 Jul 2008, ScouseBelle wrote:
Wayne Sleep's new loctite advert

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379. At 01:16am on 18 Jul 2008, dampleg wrote:
new digger driver.....new danger

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380. At 01:21am on 18 Jul 2008, steamrobot wrote:
Man has digger grafted to wrists. Everything was fine until he needed a wee.

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381. At 01:23am on 18 Jul 2008, dampleg wrote:
Foundations for dancers loft apartment proved trickier than expected.

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382. At 02:19am on 18 Jul 2008, Infense wrote:
Tiramisu Ballet...

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383. At 02:31am on 18 Jul 2008, bward87 wrote:
The credit crunch was even affecting Iranian supplies of rope.

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384. At 02:34am on 18 Jul 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
"All, right, all right, I know Napoleon was defeated by Nelson... Happy now? Just put me down, please!"

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385. At 02:36am on 18 Jul 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
"Well, Hamilton was assisted by a crane in Germany last year, so who says this is illegal?" thought the hurdle jumper.

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386. At 02:38am on 18 Jul 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
"So he's a Frenchman, you say? How very typical."

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387. At 02:39am on 18 Jul 2008, bward87 wrote:
Pretentious dancers must be kept at arms length

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388. At 02:40am on 18 Jul 2008, bward87 wrote:
Strictly Come Digging

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389. At 02:48am on 18 Jul 2008, bward87 wrote:
Richard Bransons trips to "space" were not as amazing as first thought.

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390. At 04:22am on 18 Jul 2008, timjohnstone wrote:
Phillippe dug himself in to this mess, now he'll have to dig himself out of it.

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391. At 04:38am on 18 Jul 2008, Seafleet wrote:
Instead of just hanging in there, I wish I could find an honest, proper, productive job

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392. At 06:34am on 18 Jul 2008, jrdenton wrote:
This blunt Off Broadway performance artist is asking audience members to 'Dig Deep'.

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393. At 07:24am on 18 Jul 2008, timothybyford wrote:
Put me down - I'm supposed to be lifting you!

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394. At 07:30am on 18 Jul 2008, sixfootup wrote:
John cleared the river and held on to the runaway Volvo...

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395. At 07:35am on 18 Jul 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
Measures to reduce carbon footprint reach new extremes.

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396. At 07:38am on 18 Jul 2008, kegefe wrote:
Philippe couldn't believe his eyes when he opened the boot and found all his shopping had been stolen.

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397. At 07:43am on 18 Jul 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
...and for my next trick, I will make my ladder reappear!!

Erm...

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398. At 07:55am on 18 Jul 2008, wittyk wrote:
Bloody Volvo drivers..

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399. At 08:03am on 18 Jul 2008, azrielk wrote:
Nicholos Sarkozy will try anything to be taller than his wife

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400. At 08:04am on 18 Jul 2008, Gattieres wrote:
Surprisingly, Volvo announces that the concept ballet attachment will to go into production.

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401. At 08:07am on 18 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Site clearance for 2012 Olympics almost complete as last resident is removed.

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402. At 08:22am on 18 Jul 2008, shankar07 wrote:
Yes sir, you are right. I can see the game much better from over here!

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403. At 08:23am on 18 Jul 2008, shankar07 wrote:
Even though the advertisement did say that the job required hard work, Philippe had not expected this...

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404. At 08:23am on 18 Jul 2008, kegefe wrote:
The magistrate having turned down his appeal, Philippe Priasso resigned himself to a stretch in the shovel.

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405. At 08:23am on 18 Jul 2008, shankar07 wrote:
There should be an easier way to dance in the air...

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406. At 08:23am on 18 Jul 2008, shankar07 wrote:
When Philippe's agent had said that his seat for the game had a great view, little did he imagine that it will turn out like this!

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407. At 08:23am on 18 Jul 2008, shankar07 wrote:
I wonder if Gough and Ramps had to do this to win...

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408. At 08:24am on 18 Jul 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
The new Star Trek TNG film didn't seem quite right..."We are Bjorg, resistance is futile"

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409. At 08:29am on 18 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
As the housing market slumps, council is left to deal with growing number of redundant estate agents.

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410. At 08:34am on 18 Jul 2008, nicecolbart wrote:
Fathers for Justice getting a lift up to the next rooftop?.

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411. At 08:35am on 18 Jul 2008, nicecolbart wrote:
Only way to get an interview with Fathers for Justice spiderman?.

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412. At 08:38am on 18 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
After growing dissent at the Treasury, Gordon Brown orders a new consignment of civil servants.

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413. At 08:46am on 18 Jul 2008, berliner2009 wrote:
One of the less popular proposals for Trafalgar's fourth plinth.

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414. At 08:47am on 18 Jul 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

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415. At 08:49am on 18 Jul 2008, frankie52 wrote:
Bucket!

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416. At 08:49am on 18 Jul 2008, marvellousSimon wrote:
These new shoe's are bouncy.

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417. At 08:52am on 18 Jul 2008, PennyDrop wrote:
Henley festival clear up continues

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418. At 08:57am on 18 Jul 2008, mainbass wrote:
New thrill packed ride opens at Disneyland Gdansk.

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419. At 08:58am on 18 Jul 2008, Alfriedi wrote:
It's all fun and games until someone gets high...

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420. At 09:00am on 18 Jul 2008, Kipson wrote:
Swampy just had to admit defeat this time.

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421. At 09:05am on 18 Jul 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
“Stop complaining, Philippe! You should try dancing backwards wearing caterpillar tracks.”

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422. At 09:06am on 18 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
An artists impression of the latest building for the city skyline..."the leaping man"

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423. At 09:07am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Philippe had complained that his new partner wasn't very pretty.

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424. At 09:09am on 18 Jul 2008, angelofboox wrote:
Strictly Crane Dancing.

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425. At 09:09am on 18 Jul 2008, ManxDave57 wrote:
At the "Strictly" draw for the next series, Philippe was disappointed when his partner was announced.

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426. At 09:11am on 18 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
He was on a high showing bucketfuls of confidence

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427. At 09:20am on 18 Jul 2008, Raedwulf wrote:
"No! No! No! Een zees section of the ze dance, *I* am supposed to lift *YOU*!!"

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428. At 09:22am on 18 Jul 2008, Avatar82uk wrote:
Suddenly, Philippe had a moment of clarity: "I shouldn't have challenged the driver to a wrestling match"

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429. At 09:27am on 18 Jul 2008, bigfatchris99 wrote:
Phillipe was really getting the hang of his new role.

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430. At 09:29am on 18 Jul 2008, gloucesterite21 wrote:
The 'attraction' between man and machine was overwhelming

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431. At 09:39am on 18 Jul 2008, brispope wrote:
Even the digger won't help Ed Balls hide from the SATS debacle.

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432. At 09:42am on 18 Jul 2008, meinzadram wrote:
phillippe and his well-oiled partner soon cleared the dancefloor...

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433. At 09:47am on 18 Jul 2008, IamtheHumanRace wrote:
The Man v JCB judo championships revealed no surprise victor this year.

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434. At 09:56am on 18 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
Phillipe had just finished polishing his new digger, when somebody stole his step-ladder!

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435. At 09:56am on 18 Jul 2008, allycox wrote:
Bill wished the Government would get a wiggle on with new gym training facilities for the Olympics - he was really having to improvise!

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436. At 09:58am on 18 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
Even though it eased his rheumatism twinges, Phillipe decided that his magnetic bracelet simply had to go.

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437. At 09:58am on 18 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Crane: What are you doing Philippe?

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438. At 10:00am on 18 Jul 2008, ianprideaux wrote:
Philippe was not expecting his first parachuting lesson to be like this

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439. At 10:06am on 18 Jul 2008, afinucane wrote:
Now that he was getting on in years, Michael Jackson's mechanically assisted Moonwalk just didn't have the same flair...

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440. At 10:09am on 18 Jul 2008, SafetyBeach wrote:
I've got a scoop !

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441. At 10:09am on 18 Jul 2008, SafetyBeach wrote:
Can you dig it !

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442. At 10:14am on 18 Jul 2008, GordonTonker wrote:
No, I'm leading! I'm leading!

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443. At 10:14am on 18 Jul 2008, jonny19 wrote:
As the price of metal rose ever higher, thieves were becoming more audacious in their attempts.

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444. At 10:14am on 18 Jul 2008, ahpitythefool wrote:
Sheffield's landmark skyline offered little to lift the mood as casting for The Full Monty sequel went from bad to worse...

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445. At 10:19am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Schwarzenegger Returns In : T4 - The Excavator.

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446. At 10:19am on 18 Jul 2008, ahpitythefool wrote:
The Beeb were beginning to regret franchising Doctor Who Stateside...

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447. At 10:20am on 18 Jul 2008, Formerly wrote:
Swinging in the rain

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448. At 10:23am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
McCartney Took Exception To His New Girlfriend Being Called Another 'Gold Digger'

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449. At 10:23am on 18 Jul 2008, ShroppyFarm wrote:
As Phillipe's ballet career drawed to a close, he gripped to his position at the top with such firm grace he was positively floating above de-nile.

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450. At 10:25am on 18 Jul 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
America's Got Talent: Strong Man Act.
Man demonstrates he can stop a crane from lifting.

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451. At 10:27am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
NASA's Recent Series Of Budget Cuts Resulted In Improvised 'Zero G' Training.

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452. At 10:30am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Postman : Sorry Hyacinth, I'll Get Your Surname Correct From Now On.

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453. At 10:30am on 18 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

New York shoppers complain of fast rising Priassos

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454. At 10:30am on 18 Jul 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"I said we need a 'gandy dancer'"

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455. At 10:32am on 18 Jul 2008, mdtmdt wrote:
Phew!! I will be glad when the price of fuel goes down.

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456. At 10:32am on 18 Jul 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
I feel lifted!

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457. At 10:33am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
When I Asked For Some Constructive Critisism This Isnt Quite What I Meant !

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458. At 10:34am on 18 Jul 2008, Feezee wrote:
No, no, no I asked for a 'B'igger dancing partner !

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459. At 10:38am on 18 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

ManPrattOn Skyline

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460. At 10:43am on 18 Jul 2008, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Anglo-French relations reach a new low when the British authorities fail to notice the smallprint in the Lisbon Treaty stating that Gordon Brown had to hang from a digger in public every Tuesday afternoon.

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461. At 10:44am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Wall-E Meets D-Igger.

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462. At 10:44am on 18 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Lesson one, how to mount your shire horse.

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463. At 10:45am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Dave Regretted Not planning His Bungee Jump Properly.

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464. At 10:46am on 18 Jul 2008, Tara674 wrote:
Nigel, I really don't think this is going to beat the congestion charge.

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465. At 10:48am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Digger Unearths MI5 Mole !!!

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466. At 10:54am on 18 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
As the New York authorities erect a new river-side sculpture they realise they should've installed the horse first.

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467. At 10:55am on 18 Jul 2008, nick5014 wrote:
British cybernautics department successfully replace mans lost hand with seemless robotic counterpart

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468. At 10:59am on 18 Jul 2008, archstinker wrote:

the rides at 'Diggerland' are very poor on value for money

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469. At 11:02am on 18 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
The Bionic Man forgot about the magnetic power in his hands.

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470. At 11:05am on 18 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Pete Townshend remakes the Gene Kelly classic and entitles it "A Parisian in America".

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471. At 11:06am on 18 Jul 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
After bulldozing Michael Jackson the previous week, the local council continued with their zero tolerance crackdown the crime of wearing white socks with black shoes.

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472. At 11:10am on 18 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
In an effort to provide more affordable housing, the Government invests in a series of high-rise prats

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473. At 11:12am on 18 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Free action figure with every heavy machinery purchase

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474. At 11:14am on 18 Jul 2008, Dunky_R wrote:
The pair dig deep for the perfect lift

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475. At 11:16am on 18 Jul 2008, ronrocketredboro wrote:
theres more to this judo lark than you think

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476. At 11:17am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
When I Asked My Boss For A Raise This Isn't What I Had In Mind.

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477. At 11:18am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Of All The People To Ask For A Lift I Had To Ask A Builder With A Sense Of Humour !

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478. At 11:22am on 18 Jul 2008, marktheboss wrote:
Philippe was shocked at the bounce from his new Volvo's seat!

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479. At 11:22am on 18 Jul 2008, jamesbowyer wrote:
Phillipe went to rather extreme lengths to protect his prada Ballet shoes....

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480. At 11:22am on 18 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
I knew I should never have gone to an NHS dentist

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481. At 11:22am on 18 Jul 2008, soi5427 wrote:
"I wonder how long I can hang around here before I get taxed for the priviledge"

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482. At 11:23am on 18 Jul 2008, tansal wrote:
The government's new anti-obesity drive aimed at builders hit a snag when filming the new workout video

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483. At 11:24am on 18 Jul 2008, dsouza_16 wrote:
You're telleing me the on button isn't around here!!!

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484. At 11:25am on 18 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The Construction Workers' Union had hired Aled Jones to sing at their Annual Conference

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485. At 11:28am on 18 Jul 2008, Tyr_Takota wrote:
The South-East's latest house building demand met with some resistance.

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486. At 11:29am on 18 Jul 2008, JohnnyNotSoWise wrote:
"ahh a-a-a-ahhhh a-a-a-ahhhhhhhhhh!" Cried Tarzan of the urban jungle.

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487. At 11:30am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Several Days After It Finished The Last Grateful Reveller Is Freed From The Glastonbury Mud !

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488. At 11:30am on 18 Jul 2008, wotnocaptioncomp wrote:
Altogether now 'Can we kick it? Yes we can!'

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489. At 11:31am on 18 Jul 2008, MattC81 wrote:
Blue screen stolen from the set of Billy Elliot sequel.

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490. At 11:32am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
New Years Resolution : Body Building !

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491. At 11:36am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Soon As She Got That Ring On Her Finger She Changed - All She Does Now Is Dig-Dig-Dig !!!

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492. At 11:38am on 18 Jul 2008, Skiron wrote:
HOWZATT!!

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493. At 11:47am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
To Be Honest, I Think I Preferred The Old Style Computer Mouse.

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494. At 11:49am on 18 Jul 2008, nighthawk3291 wrote:
Listen, come down right now or you're getting no tea.

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495. At 11:50am on 18 Jul 2008, OurSwipe wrote:
Portsmouth City Council Deny Access To The Top Of The Spinnaker Tower Was Getting Harder !

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496. At 11:52am on 18 Jul 2008, bwanaandy wrote:
Jack was slightly late for the ‘tree huggers’ environmental protest’ against the new development; however, he still decided to get into the spirit of things.

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497. At 11:57am on 18 Jul 2008, Minty_81 wrote:
At the launch of Kojak: the Musical, it only took one smart ass to spot the missing lollipop.

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498. At 11:58am on 18 Jul 2008, therhgent wrote:
The Matrix never quite caught on without CGI.

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499. At 12:00pm on 18 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
And this is the new disguised speed camera.

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500. At 12:00pm on 18 Jul 2008, steelarocosia wrote:
Digger manufacturers having to rethink 'self-aware' automated technology in construction vehicles after latest incident.

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