Caption Competition

13:11 UK time, Friday, 11 July 2008

Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.

Natalie Bent, of Kent, in action at the World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championships. But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. youngWillz
"Wader, there's a girl in the soup."

5. Dodie_James
"And that, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is how my client came to be arrested for impersonating a High Court Judge."

4. jellyba
2012 not ready.
Told you.

3. KieranOx
"Timothy Barnes, I presume."

2. hairyairey
The Church of England reveals its selection process for women bishops.

1. CairngormMcWomble
Teething problems at the inaugral Venice triathlon.

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1. At 1:26pm on 10 Jul 2008, lestmak wrote:
Some revellers at Glastonbury lose their mobile phones in the strangest of places

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The new rules for Formula One showed Max's personal life did impinge on his work.

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The wheels come off Elton John's attempt to outdo George Sampson's win in "Britain's Got Talent".

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With the credit crunch, some travellers are downsizing their scuba diving trips

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6. At 1:30pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Natalie Bent of Kent … Help, I can feel a limerick coming on. Nurse, the screens!

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7. At 1:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, packerone wrote:
London Mayor'makes preparations for further 'Global Warming monsoons'

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8. At 1:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Here we see one of the guides at the new George W. Bush Memorial Sewage Plant

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9. At 1:35pm on 10 Jul 2008, Kipson wrote:
If she can have a bat down her cleavage, I can have my arm up an otter.

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10. At 1:35pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Now I know why most Welsh rivers are clogged up with rusty old bikes

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11. At 1:35pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
There was a young maiden from Kent,
Who went by the surname of Bent.
She fell down in the bog,
But was helped by a snog,
By a dashing young Tour de France gent.

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12. At 1:36pm on 10 Jul 2008, lillipinkerton wrote:
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Wait a minute, there's a water rat and mole down here chanting, "No badger cull."

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Lavinia finally managed to find that pound coin she'd swallowed

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Are you sure this is where you lost your contact lense?

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16. At 1:37pm on 10 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
I’d give it a couple of minutes if I were you..

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17. At 1:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Casino Royale stunt-woman manages to get Daniel Craig’s dentures back for him

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(Thinks) If only I’d worked harder and got my degree …

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Even in rural Wales, the Royal Mail sticks to its promise "The Mail must get through."

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Publicity shot for re-release of "Fat Bottomed Girls/I Want To Ride My Bicycle" by Queen.

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23. At 1:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Paula Radcliffe's latest marathon cut short again.

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"I'm offering you the time of cherries and roses, the time of silky caresses.."

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25. At 1:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
South Africa unveil their latest wet weather bowling sensation - Morkel The Snorkel.

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Tour de France interrupted by a miner distraction.

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27. At 1:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, rogueslr wrote:
The re-make of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was dogged by budget cuts.

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28. At 1:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, KieranOx wrote:
"Timothy Barnes, I presume."

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29. At 1:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, marrra wrote:
get a job

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30. At 1:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
This was the last time Sheila agreed to come away with Gareth for a dirty weekend

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31. At 1:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, countrysidez wrote:
Natalie, knocked from her bike by a passing 4x4 and denied a place in an NHS hospital is determined to push water unhill to create herself a (river) bed

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32. At 1:47pm on 10 Jul 2008, hi-ho_neighbourino wrote:
"I know I was late to the party MM but please, can't i choose my own forfeit?"

says PM

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33. At 1:47pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Underwater birthing midwife demonstrates the latest breathing technique.

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34. At 1:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
It was never like this when I gave the sword to King Arthur

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Boris Johnson wasn't happy about the decision to relocate the mayoral offices to the Thames estuary.

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36. At 1:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"If that's not my mobile then there's a fish in my bra"

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37. At 1:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, TaxDan wrote:
One competitor was well prepared for the British leg of the Tour De France

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38. At 1:49pm on 10 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Global warming to blame as river levels fall

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39. At 1:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Natalie was trying a little too hard to qualify to compete in the Beijing Olympics Triathalon

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40. At 1:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Given previous problems, Time Team decided it best to film their next series during this Summer..

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If I find this DOESN'T get me excused road tax...

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"Sex and the City 2" on location

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The Batley Townswomans Guild Presents the Battle of Trafalgar.

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44. At 1:53pm on 10 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

"When I find that pedalo salesman ..."

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45. At 1:54pm on 10 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Wader, there's a girl in the soup"

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46. At 1:55pm on 10 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Rescue mission for Doctor Foster reaches its climax.

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47. At 1:57pm on 10 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
And now for your elocution lesson.

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48. At 1:57pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Who put the 'nork' in 'snorkelling'?

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49. At 1:58pm on 10 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Contestant in new game of " Water Twister" awaits her next turn...

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50. At 1:58pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The distaff side of Mobile Polish Plumbers PLC regrets opening a branch in Tregaron

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51. At 1:59pm on 10 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Trying to think up a voice for the new character really stumped Johnny Morris

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52. At 2:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
@Fauconnier - too good an opportunity to miss!

A lovely young lady from Kent
Took part in a special event
While bog snorkel biking
Her wheel kept on striking
And alas, got all buckled and bent!

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53. At 2:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
The hen night was going really well until....

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54. At 2:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
Special search and rescue task force called in as London mayor disappears during monsoon cycle ride

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55. At 2:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling organisers insisted on doping controls, only dopes could compete.

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56. At 2:02pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
A Raleigh bike? It's Sir Walter and his cloak I need at the moment.

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57. At 2:03pm on 10 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
Natalie's scheme to avoid the congestion charge was scuppered in the early stages.

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58. At 2:03pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I told you to have the birth at home, in bed, but would you listen?

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59. At 2:04pm on 10 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
"Of course I was very, very drunk at the time"

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60. At 2:04pm on 10 Jul 2008, Stellsie wrote:
Anne Robinson was unimpressed by her new mode of transport.

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61. At 2:05pm on 10 Jul 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
Madonna demonstrates that she is prepared to try anything to keep the spice in her marriage.

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As soon as Dr Jekyll felt the water touch his face, he knew he was in trouble.

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63. At 2:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, Neils_Opinion wrote:
The Royal Navy finds an innovative way to cut back on their fuel use.

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64. At 2:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, MattC81 wrote:
Natalie Bent, Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Party. One of the more serious contenders in the Haltemprice and Howden by-election.

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65. At 2:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, karldyble wrote:
The minister for sport's insitance on building the Velodrome for London 2012 on a flood plane is really starting to annoy some atheletes!

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66. At 2:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, georgehh wrote:
...however Hackney council insists its new cycle lanes comply with current regulations

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67. At 2:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
As soon as he added water to his "Instant cyclist" kit, John knew he'd got the mix wrong.

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68. At 2:08pm on 10 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:
Barratt shelves plans to build on another flood plain

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69. At 2:09pm on 10 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
One result of Global Warming was that the Damsel flies were much bigger.

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70. At 2:10pm on 10 Jul 2008, paulvilla wrote:
Natalie wasn't impressed with her new set of drop handlebars.

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71. At 2:12pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Bat leader to bat wing - prepare to ditch."

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72. At 2:13pm on 10 Jul 2008, NormanAS wrote:

Rising fuel prices impact on Goodwood Festival of Speed

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73. At 2:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
What's being said?

Snorkel in mouth..........
Uh hoo hoo guh hoo guh.

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74. At 2:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
A lady called Natalie Bent
Took part in a funny event
Her mascara it ran
And off came her fake tan
When into the water she went

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75. At 2:15pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
M and S unveils its new all-weather Summer fashion range.

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76. At 2:15pm on 10 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
Britain in crisis as counterfeit "Sure" antiperspirants fail miserably

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77. At 2:15pm on 10 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Chelsea apartments are getting risky, lets try outside, eh?

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78. At 2:18pm on 10 Jul 2008, Dazzissimo wrote:
Lost Season 4 - They'll try anything to get off the island!

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79. At 2:19pm on 10 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
With rain effecting the Womens Tour de France, the British team decide to bring on a sub.

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80. At 2:20pm on 10 Jul 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
Candidates arrive at the Haltemprice and Howden by-election polling station desperate to demonstrate their green credentials.

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81. At 2:20pm on 10 Jul 2008, azrielk wrote:
Cyclists not impressed with Tour de France route

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82. At 2:21pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
No Miss, I said to get your snorkels out

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83. At 2:22pm on 10 Jul 2008, karldyble wrote:
Jade Goody regrets using Toys R Us as her equipment sponsor for the celebrity triathalon.

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84. At 2:24pm on 10 Jul 2008, blatonn wrote:
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85. At 2:24pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The third Williams sister tries to prove herself world-class at anything other than tennis

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86. At 2:27pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Oh no, now I shall be late for the Queen's Garden Party

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87. At 2:28pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
Are you sure this is going to get more punters than the donkeys?

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88. At 2:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Natalie Kent going down for the count during the third stage of the Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championships being held in Muff, County Donegal

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89. At 2:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, heydrew wrote:
"Surely my dignity must be around here somewhere..."

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90. At 2:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
All I can say is Magazine Monitor has a ruddy funny way of celebrating its fifth birthday

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91. At 2:30pm on 10 Jul 2008, heydrew wrote:
"Oh look honey, there's some lovely filth over 'ere!"

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92. At 2:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
No Natalie, I meant rules of the road, not woad...

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93. At 2:32pm on 10 Jul 2008, karldyble wrote:
"I'm telling you for the last time John, credit crunch or not, next year it's Greece!"

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94. At 2:32pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Natalie's dream to become a World Champion are dashed again. Nevertheless she remains optimistic for next year's World Blind-folded Unicycle Cheese Rolling event.

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95. At 2:33pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
Despite careful preparation, Natalie was floored once again but that pothole by the traffic lights.

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96. At 2:33pm on 10 Jul 2008, s_slatt wrote:
The organisors of the 2012 olympics' velodrome decide to give it a go before they've worked all the kinks out

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97. At 2:36pm on 10 Jul 2008, May_I_Comment wrote:
Fashion is just about attitude.

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98. At 2:36pm on 10 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Elaines' performance at the Eisteddbog was not as good.

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99. At 2:36pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
Natalie was pleased to hear the congestion charge hike wasn't going to happen after all and she could get back behind the wheel

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100. At 2:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
April 2011 and the Road Fund License increases have had the expected effect; fewer cars but just as much flooding.

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101. At 2:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Michael Fish knew more about the coming rain than he was letting on......

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102. At 2:39pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
Not to be out-done by the hole-in-one golfer, Natalie struggled on

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103. At 2:39pm on 10 Jul 2008, MersonTuffers wrote:
Nathalie decided that this was the last time she was going on a blind date!!

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104. At 2:43pm on 10 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
So that's what's going on now that they've cut down all the trees!

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105. At 2:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Anne Summers announces its new "BM-Xtreme" range for those who are a little more adventurous

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106. At 2:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
Natalie felt sure she must be missing the point of this blogging...

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107. At 2:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, DramJam wrote:
At his last medical, George W. Bush underwent a powerful new brain scanning technique. Pictured: a single neuron at work.

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108. At 2:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fi-Glos wrote:
A lady called Natalie Bent,
Learnt to dance just like David Brent.
When asked to demo,
She cried, "Right let's go!"
And showed it was money well spent.

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109. At 2:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"When I said 'make sure you are wearing a snorkel,' I meant a coat.

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110. At 2:45pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tozzle wrote:
Natalie felt sure she must be missing the point of blogging...

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111. At 2:47pm on 10 Jul 2008, GreatUncleBulgariaJr wrote:
Despite the failure of the Thames Barrier during the 2012 Olympics, the 5000m Individual Pursuit went ahead with very few changes

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112. At 2:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fi-Glos wrote:
Following the latest headline of "Britain on it's Knees", BBC News Political Editor, Robert Peston, is reprimanded for using yet another graphic to illustrate the bleeding obvious.

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113. At 2:51pm on 10 Jul 2008, nick5014 wrote:
A little rain and a broken leg was never going to stop Rebecca making it to paper monitors birthday party...

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114. At 2:51pm on 10 Jul 2008, CairnTerrier wrote:
******* stupid ******* portable******* SatNav!

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115. At 2:52pm on 10 Jul 2008, ex-hackneygriffen wrote:
Help I need a man, a fish has got my bicycle!

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116. At 2:53pm on 10 Jul 2008, jonnie_london wrote:
can i comment on a different photo? How about the one on the Daily mini-quiz, could we have "Invisible burger for bulimia sufferers enters human testing phase"?

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117. At 2:57pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Natalie Bent, of Kent,
To daunt men tried to cover her scent.
But her brew of fish tails,
mixed with offal of whales
excited this sailor from Gwent.

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118. At 3:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
The new 'standard specification' for cycle lanes in london was raising some cause for concern.

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119. At 3:02pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
In an attempt to increase the British medal tally in 2012, the BOA secretly trial a number of new events.

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120. At 3:03pm on 10 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
E.T. Phone Home?

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121. At 3:05pm on 10 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Natalie didn't like her punishment for 'Breaking the House Rules' in last weeks caption comp.

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122. At 3:05pm on 10 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Look Gaaav! Iyv'e found'a black hole!

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123. At 3:06pm on 10 Jul 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
Pooh-Sticks had never been the same since health and safety got involved.

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124. At 3:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, markypolo wrote:
This new sat-nav system for cyclists clearly needs some more development work thought Natalie as she negotiated the busy A452 to Leamington Spa.

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125. At 3:07pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Natalie's dream to become a World Champion is dashed again. Nevertheless she remains optimistic for next year's Cross-country Unicycle Cheese Rolling Championship.

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126. At 3:08pm on 10 Jul 2008, MukkaMonkey wrote:
Pollution concerns at the Beijing Olympics appeared well founded in the 4x400m butterfly...

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127. At 3:08pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Princess Leia regretted offering to help with Luke's levitation training.

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128. At 3:09pm on 10 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Competition Rule No: 6 - "There is no prize".

Obviously there is no Kudos either...

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129. At 3:11pm on 10 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Bristol constituents were beginning to wonder how the council had spent their new cycle lane monies

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130. At 3:11pm on 10 Jul 2008, wjcsibelius wrote:
Avoiding the road tax increases: Tip no. 27...

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131. At 3:12pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Heather Mills feels the full wrath of Fiona Shackleton's revenge.

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132. At 3:16pm on 10 Jul 2008, marrra wrote:
should have gone to spec savers

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133. At 3:17pm on 10 Jul 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Tour de Pants

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134. At 3:17pm on 10 Jul 2008, blatonn wrote:
"You wouldn't start a night like this..."

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135. At 3:22pm on 10 Jul 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Natalie discovered some bad leeks.

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136. At 3:22pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Natalie prepared herself, but couldn't believe the Drugs Squad were going to do a body search out here

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137. At 3:22pm on 10 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Hans and Lotte Hass, the wilderness years.

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138. At 3:23pm on 10 Jul 2008, khemkitty wrote:
Mary was determined that a little thing such as the English Channel was going to get in the way on her cycling holiday to France

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139. At 3:24pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Performance-enhancing drugs? They were senna tablets!

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140. At 3:27pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The world of archaeology was not as exciting as 'Bonekickers' had suggested, thought Julie

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141. At 3:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Candy regretted agreeing to ride tandem with Ted Kennedy

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142. At 3:35pm on 10 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Bus to Work: £3.50
Train to work: £8.45
Taxi to work: £14.30
Cycle to work: Priceless!

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143. At 3:36pm on 10 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Lost scuba divers turn up in Dartmoor..

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144. At 3:39pm on 10 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Gollom. The early years. Pre-stabilisers.

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145. At 3:40pm on 10 Jul 2008, AddledAdder wrote:
The search for Heathcliff continued.

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146. At 3:42pm on 10 Jul 2008, launchlily wrote:
Put that camera away, will you?

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147. At 3:42pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
A plucky volunteer tests the NHS's latest self- intubation kit.

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148. At 3:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, christrueman wrote:
Dam that congestion charge!!!!

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149. At 3:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Dr. Who? regenerates unexpectedly.

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150. At 3:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, PhilHumber wrote:
You wouldn't start a night like this, so why end it that way? Alcohol. Know your limits.

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151. At 3:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, paul6057 wrote:
I may look like this but I've got more chance of going to Beijing that Dwain Chambers!

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152. At 3:47pm on 10 Jul 2008, christrueman wrote:
Tour de Manchester got off to a dubious start.

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153. At 3:47pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Diana shows Paul the proper way to do a bush tucker trial.

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154. At 3:47pm on 10 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
being merely 'bogged down' was not excuse enough for 'wacky' Natty's tardiness

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155. At 3:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, paul6057 wrote:
As the flood gates open after Sophie King's court victory against Dolcis, Natalie Bent prepares to bring a claim against Halfords after receiving a puncture.

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156. At 3:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Beach Potholing enthusiasts wait for the tide to go out.

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157. At 3:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
"phew lucky, almost ended up looking stupid there"

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158. At 3:49pm on 10 Jul 2008, gazardo wrote:
The cleaners always hated working the day after Pete Doherty's annual bath.

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159. At 3:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, paul6057 wrote:
Just out of shot is another lost ambulance bound for the Diana Princess of Wales Hospital in Grimsby.

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160. At 3:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I'm sure we left that Darwin statue around here somewhere."

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161. At 3:54pm on 10 Jul 2008, launchlily wrote:
"You know if you let some air out of the tires you won't keep floating to the surface like that."

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162. At 3:55pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Little did Rupert realize that Natalie’s apparent hopeless search for the seat, teamed with the deadly venomous jelly fish that he was about to step on, were destined to bring his dreamed-of reincarnation to a very sudden and dramatic conclusion.

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163. At 3:59pm on 10 Jul 2008, paul6057 wrote:
As Pamela Anderson enters the Big Brother house, the tasks become EVEN more ridiculous.

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164. At 4:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, MarkGrout wrote:
News just in: A fish needs a bicycle after all.

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165. At 4:06pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Search begins for Kevin Keegan after disastrous Superstars comeback.

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166. At 4:09pm on 10 Jul 2008, honesthulley wrote:
"This is what happens when you use Bog Standard equipment."

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167. At 4:09pm on 10 Jul 2008, archstinker wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
168. At 4:11pm on 10 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Britney takes significant steps to recovery

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169. At 4:12pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"I've got plenty of time to perfect aqua-yoga 'locked gate' before 2016"

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170. At 4:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, alnicholls2 wrote:
I've caught my flip-flop in the chain! Also, I've run out of beer in my hat... and keep your eyes off my cleavage! (Thinks) I'm sure that guy in SpecSavers was having a laugh!

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171. At 4:16pm on 10 Jul 2008, rachiebelle wrote:
In the wake of politicians comparing themselves to literary characters, Harriet Harman goes one stop further with her performance of Toad from the Wind in the Willows - 'Poop poop'.

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172. At 4:16pm on 10 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
it seemed the proposed Thames just wasn't convincing enough for "Godzilla Does London"

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173. At 4:17pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"I hope no one recognises me in this outfit"
"What's that Natalie"?

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174. At 4:19pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"I don't suppose Carla Bruni's got caught on camera like this............"

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175. At 4:21pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
...no, - I said DOGging...

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176. At 4:24pm on 10 Jul 2008, Electric Dragon wrote:
The organisers of the 2012 Olympic Triathlon soon realised it was a mistake to route it through Glastonbury.

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177. At 4:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Ooops, so this is why no one dared do the risk assessment"?

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178. At 4:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, poppyEmski wrote:
Natalie: I know I left it around here somewhere

"Arm person": what?

Natalie: My dignity

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179. At 4:30pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Due to budget cuts, the triathlon was being combined this year

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180. At 4:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
Guantanamo interrogators try out some new ideas.

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181. At 4:35pm on 10 Jul 2008, launchlily wrote:
There was was a young woman from Ide
who decided to go for a ride.
She was over-ambitious,
ended up with the fishes
and got washed away by the tide.

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182. At 4:39pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
So many sports, so little slime

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183. At 4:42pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And as spokesmodel, we have a vision for our next sporting life advert that the public are going to love. There's just that tiny matter of our sewerage sponsorship.

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184. At 4:42pm on 10 Jul 2008, nichman wrote:
There was a young lady from stevenage
Who though everyday life was a cage
but she looked a fool
cycling in a pool
and the men just looked down her cleavage

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185. At 4:42pm on 10 Jul 2008, ScottL01 wrote:
Regrettably, Natalie didn't quite grasp the fine points of cross-training.

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186. At 4:43pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Up for a peek without a paddle

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187. At 4:45pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
No wait, I've lost the car keys

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188. At 4:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
Crikey! Deja vu. It's just like Steve Irwin all over again.

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189. At 4:53pm on 10 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Steven Moffat's new vision of the return of the Silurians to Dr Who. (Bring back Adric!!)

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190. At 4:54pm on 10 Jul 2008, draycoy wrote:
the magazine's party games just kept going and going...

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191. At 4:57pm on 10 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Coach: "When I said 'feel the burn' I didn't mean that!"

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192. At 4:59pm on 10 Jul 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
Contestants following Paula Radcliffe in this year's marathon had come fully prepared

or

Festival goers devise new ways of finding their tents after a heavy downpour

or

Natalie struggled to get out of the water as a rumour that Cliff Richard was about to put in an appearance circulated among the bikers...

or

Expectant mothers demonstrate that home water births are cleaner and safer than most NHS hospitals

or

Heathcliff?! Heathcliff?! Where are you?!

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193. At 4:59pm on 10 Jul 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Warning: This is what all children's TV presenters will look like in the future...

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194. At 5:00pm on 10 Jul 2008, DustinThyme wrote:
Please take your hand off my knee !

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195. At 5:04pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Iron Age man gives way to Aluminium Age woman

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196. At 5:08pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Ridley Scott's remake of the Creature from the Black Lagoon was sure to prove a hit at Cannes

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197. At 5:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Leeches and skeeters and chiggers, oh my!

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198. At 5:15pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
No wait, there's a leech in my bra padding

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199. At 5:23pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
After meeting with Bush, GB insists we must secure our borders

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200. At 5:24pm on 10 Jul 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
When tandem-riders break wind

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201. At 5:28pm on 10 Jul 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
In a statement TfL said, “Whilst we are delighted at the success of our ‘You're Better Off By Bike’ campaign, cycles were never intended to replace the river ferry.”

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202. At 5:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
In a statement TfL said, "Whilst we are delighted at the success of our 'You're Better Off By Bike' campaign, cycles were never intended to replace the river ferry."

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203. At 5:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Is it me or are the gears sticking?

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204. At 5:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, robmoo wrote:
As road tax goes up, standards of transport go down.

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205. At 5:33pm on 10 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"That night of the snorkling,
in the bogs of south Kent,
gave rise to the Limericks,
of Natalie, a bat, some spokes,
all now, Bent!"

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206. At 5:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Flintoff has his equipment checked out prior to the 2nd Test.

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207. At 5:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
British athletes finally discover the secret to world-beating success...invent a new sport and don't tell any other country.

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208. At 5:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Ode de Leek,"
or Eau de Lique?"

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209. At 5:40pm on 10 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Natalie Bent performs her Blue Peter presenter interview

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210. At 5:41pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A bicycle bogged down in Kent
Led to meeting a rather nice gent
He offered her help
Cutting through all the kelp
Now her surname is no longer Bent

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211. At 5:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Yes, I am from Nantucket - why do you ask?

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212. At 5:46pm on 10 Jul 2008, Magnum Carter wrote:
Fear and Loathing in Bognor Regis

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213. At 5:48pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
214. At 5:56pm on 10 Jul 2008, Ollybacon wrote:
Suddenly that £5 congestion charge doesn't seem so bad

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215. At 6:02pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
These new bike lanes are rubbish

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216. At 6:11pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
The foul smelling double water winged life cycled species has been found.

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217. At 6:11pm on 10 Jul 2008, Kipson wrote:
No Daphne I said "naturist" not "naturalist" and that isn't a eel you're hanging on to.

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218. At 6:13pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Amy Winehouse discovers large beer spillage.

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219. At 6:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Although the loss of the tandem was something he could ill afford, he couldn't help but guffaw at Daisy's appearance - she certainly was not looking at all neat at the moment

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220. At 6:18pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
First we have the toilet duck and now the bog snorkeler with bike for those out of reach germs

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221. At 6:21pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Bog snorkeller that fell off the rim.

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222. At 6:21pm on 10 Jul 2008, UKTroll wrote:
Although she was prepared for deep potholes, Natalie wished she'd fixed her handlebars on more securely...

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223. At 6:22pm on 10 Jul 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Natalie just found a supermarket trolley in the bog and the nearest supermarket is 20 mile away

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224. At 6:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, pinkfloydareace wrote:
Anne Robinson 'Would I get any points on my licence for this?'

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225. At 6:29pm on 10 Jul 2008, same_vans wrote:
Ellen MacArthur's new challenge; to circumnavigate the globe on a bike, are cut short when she reaches the English Channel.

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226. At 6:40pm on 10 Jul 2008, Minty_81 wrote:
Those crazy guys and gals in Health and Safety enjoy another fun, but safe, day out.

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227. At 6:52pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
It was the last time she'd have a curry before a big race.

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228. At 7:01pm on 10 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Toilet Duck champion 2006
Bog snorkeller runner up 2008

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229. At 7:06pm on 10 Jul 2008, Ruddles1325 wrote:
Is that a bat in your bra or are you just pleased to see me?

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230. At 7:09pm on 10 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
When you say 'bog' you are talking about an accumulation of acidic peat leading to characteristic brown water from the dissolved tannins? 'Cos it don't smell like that....

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231. At 7:18pm on 10 Jul 2008, sternpaddler wrote:
Anne Robinson experiences, first-hand, the consequences of a weak link.

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232. At 7:35pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
There was a young woman from Kent
Whose bike got exceedingly bent
She fell off her ride
And in mud did glide
But her snorkell escaped a huge dent

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233. At 7:36pm on 10 Jul 2008, hairyairey wrote:
The Church of England reveals its selection process for women bishops.

John Airey, Peterborough, UK

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234. At 7:37pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Now I know why Lewis Hamilton chose Formula One"

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235. At 7:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, Immstudent wrote:
After last years weather the UK leg of the "World Mountain Bike Championships" arn't taking any chances.

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236. At 7:52pm on 10 Jul 2008, aliotis wrote:
"There's a market gap for a Pedalo-bike here"

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237. At 7:57pm on 10 Jul 2008, aliotis wrote:
"Ther's a Market Gap for a Pedalo-bike here"

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238. At 8:04pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Wimbledon ground staff return to work after week off.

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239. At 8:11pm on 10 Jul 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Marjorie was beginning to think Rodney hadn't described 'a weekend snorkelling' quite as accurately as she would have liked..

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240. At 8:12pm on 10 Jul 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
Madonna's latest disguise to go shopping wasn't fooling anyone, even in Norfolk..

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241. At 8:17pm on 10 Jul 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
For some reason Bill Oddie always volunteered first for 'Otter Watch'..

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242. At 8:20pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I shoved you"

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243. At 8:22pm on 10 Jul 2008, greenonions wrote:
Muddy Fox...

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244. At 8:25pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Survivor: Kent

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245. At 8:27pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
When I said let's get Bent this isn't what I had in mind, honest Natalie

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246. At 8:31pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A PADI Bog Diver Bicycle Certification is something many aspire to, but only a few achieve

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247. At 8:44pm on 10 Jul 2008, Dodie_James wrote:
And that, ladies and gentleman of the Jury, is how my client came to be arrested for impersonating a High Court Judge..

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248. At 8:58pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Steve! What are you doing here?! I can explain..."

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249. At 9:08pm on 10 Jul 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
Merger of SCUBA World and Mountain Bike Weekly gives cover photographer fresh challenge.

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250. At 9:13pm on 10 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Tony Robinson was more than puzzled when "Kentdown Woman" was found

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251. At 9:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, icklegidget wrote:
"I am not leaving until my Princess Diana lookalike faux ring comes out the drain pipe."

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252. At 9:18pm on 10 Jul 2008, strikinglyhandsome1 wrote:
Hang on a minute. I forgot to flush

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253. At 9:23pm on 10 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Natalie was grateful that she'd chosen to wear waterproof mascara

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254. At 9:26pm on 10 Jul 2008, psalmon123456 wrote:
Health and Safety bosses get a bit too involved in the photoshoot for the 2009 Britain's Sexiest Cyclist calendar

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255. At 9:53pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Avid Monitor fan searches high and low for missing Thursday letters

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256. At 9:53pm on 10 Jul 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
Council officials close in as woman attempts to evade public smoking ban.

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257. At 9:57pm on 10 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
More than she boggin'd for

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258. At 10:04pm on 10 Jul 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
Although very strong of faith, it was finally put to the test she then realised she could not bike on water.

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259. At 10:08pm on 10 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"My Judges wig hung a bit low and caught on the L plate which knocked it into the back wheel and my Glastonbury commemorative keg got a puncture and honestly, why would I tell a lie?
My name is Natalie Bent, from the county of Kent..."

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260. At 10:13pm on 10 Jul 2008, LittleMissTake wrote:
As the Tour De France is paradoxically moved to England, cyclists do all they can to prepare for the English summer.

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261. At 10:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, Vicky S wrote:
Unfortunately Natalie had seriously underestimated the sheer animal cunning of her giant squid stalker which cunningly disguised its smallest tentacle as a bicycle tyre.

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262. At 10:14pm on 10 Jul 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
It was love at first site for Natalie and Dave on their first day at Thames Water.

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263. At 10:17pm on 10 Jul 2008, FrankGrimesJnr wrote:
It was love at first sight for Natalie and Dave on their first day at Thames Water.

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264. At 10:17pm on 10 Jul 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Natalie regretted entering the competition the day after MM's 5th birthday party.

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265. At 10:32pm on 10 Jul 2008, georgehh wrote:
Residents of Norfolk were said to be unimpressed with their branch of the newfangled 'Information Superhighway'

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266. At 10:32pm on 10 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Environment Agency rapid response team manage to plug the flood defences

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267. At 10:37pm on 10 Jul 2008, georgehh wrote:
In his later years, Sir Clive Sinclair's attempts to develop a world-changing mode of transport became ever more desperate.

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268. At 10:45pm on 10 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
In an effort to enliven this year's event, the addition of piranha was seen as a step too far.

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269. At 11:21pm on 10 Jul 2008, clareeH wrote:
Natalie was worried that her choice of pink snorkel made her look a little bit too girlie.

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270. At 11:38pm on 10 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I tell you, I can pull another bicycle out of the muck here, if you will just help!"

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271. At 11:50pm on 10 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
There once was a woman called Bent
Who got lost enroute to the beer tent
She got in a muddle
Fell off in a puddle
But snorkelled her way back to Kent

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272. At 00:09am on 11 Jul 2008, fionapar wrote:
"Well Natalie the WI are really pushing the envelope these days......"

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273. At 00:13am on 11 Jul 2008, stumo- wrote:
Swimming lessons in the local bog standard comprehensive

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274. At 00:18am on 11 Jul 2008, miss_frosty wrote:
To continue with the 5th birthday celebrations, Monitor decides to reinstate the LBQ as the Lunchtime Bog Question.

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275. At 00:58am on 11 Jul 2008, blueannoyed wrote:
'bog standard'stop and search for the competitors looking for the willy wonker golden ticket

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276. At 01:09am on 11 Jul 2008, gordissimo wrote:
That's it. I don't care how much the tax is, I'm getting an SUV.

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277. At 01:45am on 11 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Tour De France a Frog snorkelling

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278. At 01:47am on 11 Jul 2008, powernikb wrote:
where's my IUD

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279. At 01:54am on 11 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Riding the waves took on a whole new meaning for Nat.

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280. At 02:00am on 11 Jul 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Nat was feeling flushed and round the bend during this ordeal

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281. At 02:49am on 11 Jul 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
Scientists find irrefutable evidence of global warming as they explore the English Channel

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282. At 02:50am on 11 Jul 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
"What do you think - too much cleavage?"

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283. At 02:52am on 11 Jul 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
CAMERAMAN: "Left a bit... Perfect! Now take your bra off casually and splash around!"

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284. At 03:06am on 11 Jul 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"There once was a lady named Bent,
From somewhere near Bexleyheath, Kent,
Fell in a puddle and made quite a muddle,
And then gave it all up for Lent!"

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285. At 03:54am on 11 Jul 2008, asillygit wrote:
Jim's wet and wild fantasy was finally realised.

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286. At 03:58am on 11 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
A Bog Diver Bicycle Certification is something many aspire to, but few achieve

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287. At 04:11am on 11 Jul 2008, asillygit wrote:
Natalie: I'm a down-to-earth,free-wheeling,some say hard-headed,type of woman with a clear view of the world and my place in it. Looking for that special man........come be my inspiration!

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288. At 06:28am on 11 Jul 2008, Infense wrote:
What? 'Dyke lane'?... I thought it said 'Bike Lane'

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289. At 06:33am on 11 Jul 2008, Infense wrote:
Natalie is one of thousands of Londoners who have found alternative transportation in an effort to avoid the unpopular bendy buses...

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290. At 06:35am on 11 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
What! England managed a whole days cricket without a batting collapse!

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291. At 07:12am on 11 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
There are no princes here, madam. I'm arresting you for frog-abuse.

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292. At 07:20am on 11 Jul 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
When you say 'bog' you are talking about an accumulation of acidic peat mosses leading to a characteristic brown water run off from the dissolved tannins? 'Cos it don't sure don't taste like that....

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293. At 07:42am on 11 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
"Here's your bicycle,fish......."

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294. At 07:44am on 11 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Beaver are introduced to the Broads.

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295. At 07:45am on 11 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Natalie was determined to fit in with Davy Jones' Crew.

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296. At 07:45am on 11 Jul 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
"How many times have you been told not to talk with your mouth full?"

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297. At 07:51am on 11 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
It was all going so well until her flippers got caught in the chain.

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298. At 07:51am on 11 Jul 2008, jtotheglo wrote:
The "Wimbledon Ball Searching Competition 2008" gets off to it's usual damp start.

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299. At 08:13am on 11 Jul 2008, donkblog wrote:
Chaos as new cycle lanes open in Venice.

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300. At 08:34am on 11 Jul 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Foul play suspected in by-election as David Davis' arch rival is forced off the road.

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301. At 08:35am on 11 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Laura knew that black had been the right choice for her first Wimbledon Ball. But she wondered if the accessories might have let her down.

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302. At 08:37am on 11 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Natalie was determined to deliver Thursday's letters. If only she could find them!

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303. At 08:38am on 11 Jul 2008, mad_caesar wrote:
Natalie's bright idea for hide and seek was scuppered when Dave finished counting to ten before she could get into the tall grasses.

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304. At 08:38am on 11 Jul 2008, alykat730 wrote:
"What do you mean nominative determinism? I always swim like this!"

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305. At 08:39am on 11 Jul 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
A frantic search for the missing ball boy revealed only that the Wimbledon groundsman had failed to trim around the edges.

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306. At 08:42am on 11 Jul 2008, crazy_tifosi wrote:
The course for the London 2012 cycling road race is revealed (imagine what the mountain bike course is like!)

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307. At 09:02am on 11 Jul 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Next time, can I be the one that wears white trousers and drinks cappuccino?

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308. At 09:10am on 11 Jul 2008, azrielk wrote:
G8 leaders try to reduce Carbon Footprint leaving Japaneese island

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309. At 09:12am on 11 Jul 2008, SpiderDave665 wrote:
"All of this for £100 and a 3 minute clip on you've been framed, what was i thinking?"

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310. At 09:14am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
July 2008.
Polly's mum comes a cropper during the parent's race at school sportsday.

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311. At 09:17am on 11 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
And where did you come in the Haltemintheirtracks by-election?

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312. At 09:18am on 11 Jul 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I'll just hide Gran's false teeth in here!

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313. At 09:19am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Barbara takes to a nearby ditch to test out the latest in anti-flood personal protection equipment.

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314. At 09:20am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Bike-riding in the British summer ain't what it used to be.

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315. At 09:24am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
After the monsoon had passed, Beryl decided to do a spot of gardening.

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316. At 09:27am on 11 Jul 2008, malmal68 wrote:
But it's my iPhone I can;'t just leave it here....

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317. At 09:29am on 11 Jul 2008, Kipson wrote:
Bonekickers - Episode III

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318. At 09:35am on 11 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Does a Fish need a bicycle?
One woman tries to find out.!

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319. At 09:37am on 11 Jul 2008, robz1uk wrote:
Compared to George Galloway's, this feline impression feels like its lacking a certain something...

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320. At 09:43am on 11 Jul 2008, Irish-Di wrote:
Despite cutbacks, Britain's astronaut training programme ensures our chaps can cope with any planet.

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321. At 09:45am on 11 Jul 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
The names Bond... Julie Bond..!

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322. At 09:45am on 11 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Now an out-and-out action girl, Gloria had been a real stick-in-the-mud at school

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323. At 09:46am on 11 Jul 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
If this doesn't get me into the Odd Box, I don't know what will!

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324. At 09:47am on 11 Jul 2008, Speedingmal wrote:
Bogof !

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325. At 09:50am on 11 Jul 2008, bannanaspliffs wrote:
It's OK, I've found the plug but somebody needs to sort out this overflow. I was under water a minute ago and now I feel like a poster girl for an obscure top shelf magazine

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326. At 09:54am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Charlie Dimmock tends to her herbaceous borders in a new series of 'Groundforce 2008'.

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327. At 10:02am on 11 Jul 2008, sjmarshall14 wrote:
"Sorry, what deep cleaning initiative?" asks plucky midwife Natalie Bent as she fishes out her 17th baby of the morning from Maidstone's communal NHS birthing canal.

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328. At 10:03am on 11 Jul 2008, Captionblogger wrote:
There was a young woman called Bent
Who went out for a short ride in Kent
She got on her bike
Got stuck in a dyke
"My God" she thought "what is that scent?"

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329. At 10:09am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Saving time on the Triathlon

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330. At 10:10am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Potholer rescued after coastal erosion

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331. At 10:13am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Paralympics disaster

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332. At 10:14am on 11 Jul 2008, LaurenceLane wrote:
The British Water Polo team switched to bicyles after the drowning of three horses.

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333. At 10:16am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
2012 not ready
told you

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334. At 10:18am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Springwatch after global warming

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335. At 10:19am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
Canal clearing proves tricky

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336. At 10:24am on 11 Jul 2008, SteveRighIsMyHusband wrote:
The "ghost slug" moves on to new prey

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337. At 10:26am on 11 Jul 2008, Sagey wrote:
Are you sure this is where you dropped your contact ?

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338. At 10:27am on 11 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Freddy being preoccupied with the cricket meant Ms Bent took it upon herself to make this year’s "pissed in a peddleo" headlines.

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339. At 10:27am on 11 Jul 2008, jellyba wrote:
What do you mean disqualified for losing my number?

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340. At 10:28am on 11 Jul 2008, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
"Actually, it's a viral advert for WD40"

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341. At 10:31am on 11 Jul 2008, heatrasadia wrote:
(thinks) oh please no, not a photo on the BBC website, please!

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342. At 10:33am on 11 Jul 2008, Sagey wrote:
If I catch the driver of that Land Rover........

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343. At 10:40am on 11 Jul 2008, nick5014 wrote:
Daniel Craig wasnt completely sure the lastest suntsman would fool the audience.

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344. At 10:42am on 11 Jul 2008, scriveyn wrote:
Tour de Frogs

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345. At 10:45am on 11 Jul 2008, stuee_exeter_hammer wrote:
Global warming has changed the habits of those having to commute in July.

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346. At 10:51am on 11 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Bog, James, Bog. And you are?"

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347. At 10:52am on 11 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
It all goes wrong for Angela Merkel on the way back to her hotel after the G8 after party.

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348. At 10:54am on 11 Jul 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
"Bog, James Bog. And you are?"

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349. At 11:04am on 11 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Next time Gloria was determined to go privately for her spa weekend

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350. At 11:09am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Jenson Button's mum crosses the finishing line way ahead of Lewis Hamilton in the 'Iron Man' contest.

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351. At 11:14am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Jenson Button's mum crosses the finishing line way ahead of Lewis Hamilton in the Bath Triathlon.

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352. At 11:19am on 11 Jul 2008, greatnorth69 wrote:
David Davies provides somes photographic evidence to explain why the wet weather affected voter turnout in the Haltemprice and Howden by- election

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353. At 11:19am on 11 Jul 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
Teething problems at the inaugral Venice triathlon.

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354. At 11:29am on 11 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Making the world's largest tiramisu might not have been such a good idea, thought Matilda, as she hunted for Heston's glasses

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355. At 11:29am on 11 Jul 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Don't worry, said Monet, I can leave her out of the painting

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356. At 11:31am on 11 Jul 2008, ironpaulshaw wrote:
Despite the severe weather warning, Boris still insisted cycling into work was a doddle

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357. At 11:36am on 11 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
New congestion charges on bike lanes prompts cyclists to find new routes to work.

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358. At 11:40am on 11 Jul 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Natalie was wishing she hadn't volunteered to plug the hole in the dam whilst the man from the Environment Agency went to find some sandbags

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359. At 11:40am on 11 Jul 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
With one royal prince in the Navy, wouldbe princesses were taking the problem of getting close very seriously...

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360. At 11:41am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
In an attempt to stem the flow of July's rain, Beryl remembered the legend of the Little Dutch Boy.

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361. At 11:41am on 11 Jul 2008, Tara674 wrote:
Despite the cut backs the River Police are still on patrol.

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362. At 11:47am on 11 Jul 2008, MargorieMinotaur wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?

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363. At 11:56am on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Viewers switched on in their droves as Sian Lloyd finally tasted her own medicine.

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364. At 12:00pm on 11 Jul 2008, teazeldad wrote:
There was a young lady called Natalie
Who practiced the hobby philately
But alas, her best stamp
Got awfully damp
When she fell in a ditch with Roy Hattersley

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365. At 12:04pm on 11 Jul 2008, jollyroger57 wrote:
Snorkelers in Cornwall are taken by surprise by the speed of the falling tide

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366. At 12:05pm on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Abbie Hawkins releases the vole found sleeping in her thong.

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367. At 12:12pm on 11 Jul 2008, Ottobottle wrote:
As Bill Oddie's "Longest time underwater on a bicycle" record attempt reaches the four minute barrier, Kate Humble lends a helping hand.

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368. At 12:17pm on 11 Jul 2008, SilentBart wrote:
The decline of the paperboy

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369. At 12:19pm on 11 Jul 2008, loweringproductivity wrote:
Catwoman is looking less glamorous these days.

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370. At 12:21pm on 11 Jul 2008, meinzadram wrote:
Priscilla now realised why she'd got the centrefold shoot for Bog Snorkelling Monthly so easily

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371. At 12:23pm on 11 Jul 2008, orangetia wrote:
I said bring a BOAT not BIKE!

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372. At 12:23pm on 11 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Natalie was determined to get her new iPhone

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373. At 12:25pm on 11 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Kate Humble attempts to attract viewers to the BBC's new "Summerwatch" programme.

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374. At 12:26pm on 11 Jul 2008, Jordan D wrote:
Natalie searches for Magazine Monitor's missing Thursday letters.

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375. At 12:27pm on 11 Jul 2008, Jordy1967 wrote:
This manouvre has been named "The Bog Roll"

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376. At 12:28pm on 11 Jul 2008, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Angela Merkel decided climate change was much more fun after several glasses of Silvio Berlusconi's fruity red.

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377. At 12:28pm on 11 Jul 2008, Jordy1967 wrote:
There a joke in there about sticking your finger in a dyke, but I can't quite get it.

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