Caption Competition

13:08 UK time, Friday, 20 June 2008

Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.

Motorcyclists and Bunny take part in Austria's fund-raising Toy Run. But what's being said? The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. redbyname
"I told you not to, but you went and did it anyway. Did you REALLY have to see what the airbag looked like?"

5. rogueslr
"Everyone else has a St Christopher! And what have we got?"

4. Tremorman
"Well them Duracel batteries didn't last long."

3. meinzadram
The tortoise still won.

2. SeanieSmith
Repo men complete another day at Neverland.

1. youngWillz
Matt Lucas begins to return the wedding gifts...

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1. At 12:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, SophieBowley-Aicken wrote:
'Rabbit without a cause'

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2. At 12:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, danteGideon wrote:
Unfortunately the leader of the Hell's Satans was prone to mumbling, and so her followers misheard the order to "sweep through town like rabid dogs"...

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3. At 12:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, sazperkins *muskateer* *CS*'Dawn' wrote:
Man on 2nd bike.."Hang on guys. I can't see - I've got hare in my eyes!"

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4. At 12:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
We could have called ourselves the Bandidos, or the Hells Angels, or even the Pagans, so who's bright idea was it to call us the 'Fluffy Bunnies'?

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5. At 12:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Derek, I know you've had him since a child, but do we have to bring him out on all of our runs?

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6. At 12:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, redbyname wrote:
"I told you not to, but you went and did it anyway. Did you REALLY have to see what the airbag looked like?"

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7. At 12:54pm on 19 Jun 2008, chewy102 wrote:
It was only after Joe had won at the coconut stall that he considered the logistical challenges of claiming his prize.

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8. At 12:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Let's call him Hutch.

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9. At 12:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:
Chance photographs of the Easter Bunny as he was abucted yesterday.

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10. At 12:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, joggerblogger wrote:
Next time, buy a normal rucksack like evryone else

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11. At 1:00pm on 19 Jun 2008, Cards88 wrote:
Hiding stolen merchandise inside cuddly toys is still the most subtle way to sneak through border patrol....

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12. At 1:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, Cards88 wrote:
The 'Buy a Goldwing get a Gold bunny free' offer was proving popular with bikers.

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13. At 1:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, paulbbaxter wrote:
Well, the wife asked for the biggest "Rabbit" in the shop...

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14. At 1:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I always wondered why it was called Coney Island.

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15. At 1:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Yes, I know you won him, and all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't the elephant on the top shelf

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16. At 1:02pm on 19 Jun 2008, johnny_lyttle wrote:
As they sped towards BBC Television Centre, it was clear that Jonathan Ross's dressing room demands were starting to get out of hand.

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17. At 1:03pm on 19 Jun 2008, paulbbaxter wrote:
"Chocolate delivery for John Prescott"

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18. At 1:04pm on 19 Jun 2008, UKJDouglas wrote:
Note this is only a crimewatch reconstruction of "The Lindt Rabbit Heist", if you saw anything please call us, any information leading to the rescue of the rabbit shall be offered 100 Kgs of choclate in reward.

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19. At 1:04pm on 19 Jun 2008, MadWelsh wrote:
I'm sorry, but if you think I'm cooking *that* for dinner, you've got another think coming...

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20. At 1:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Funny, I suddenly have a craving for hassenpfeffer

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21. At 1:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, Helenepitpony wrote:
Harvey Davidson

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22. At 1:06pm on 19 Jun 2008, JoeA81 wrote:
The "Bring your pet" day is a resounding success for the Chernobyl Motorcycle Riders Club.

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23. At 1:08pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Next time you buy an ice cream, ask for a '99' by name

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24. At 1:08pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Whenever you take a photograph, someone always has to do "bunny's ears," don't they?

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25. At 1:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
The Hare's Angels Motorbike gang knew they'd be eating this particular road-kill for weeks.

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26. At 1:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
You don't think she meant that stick test they had at the chemist's do you?

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27. At 1:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
I said to bring your Harley, not Harvey

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28. At 1:10pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Elwood P. Dowd takes up biking

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29. At 1:10pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
The Two Hairy Bikers decide on rabbit stew for lunch

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30. At 1:11pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Toys for Tots always brought out the softer side of Chopper Reid

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31. At 1:11pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
I know his name's Norton, but do you really think we should have let Graham choose the Club mascot?

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32. At 1:11pm on 19 Jun 2008, christrueman wrote:
Evil kenivil sat and wondered where it had all gone wrong!

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33. At 1:13pm on 19 Jun 2008, toughliontracker wrote:
I told you our bunny would look big on this

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34. At 1:13pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
That is one of the drawbacks of dating Glenn Close, but you should see the size of the saucepan!

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35. At 1:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Two Hare-y Bikers

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36. At 1:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
No, I don't think he needs a helmet

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37. At 1:15pm on 19 Jun 2008, CliveEHill wrote:
Brrrrzzt! Bunny 2 this is control!
Giant mutant greyhound now approaching your mark, stand by to initiate.

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38. At 1:16pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Rabbit Response Team

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39. At 1:17pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And that's the last time I pick you up at the airport

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40. At 1:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, alexknibb wrote:
Donnie Darko gets 'Sweded'.

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41. At 1:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, christrueman wrote:
With the Easter bunny caught Santa was paving the way for Christmas 2.

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42. At 1:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
How far ahead is the Tortoise bike now?

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43. At 1:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, Woundedpride wrote:
I know you're a huge fan, Julian, but when Amy Winehouse said she liked big hair I somehow don't think this is what she meant...

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44. At 1:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, MattHardcastle wrote:
Yeh, sure, a six foot bunny just sat behind you on the bike. What's his name, Harvey?! Shut up and let me concentrate will you?

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45. At 1:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, DickySixx wrote:
Unfortunately, Mir's jettison of its unwanted Easter gifts was not without casualties...

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46. At 1:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:
No I think you've got it wrong, it's just the rabbit's foot that's supposed to be lucky.

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47. At 1:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Peter Rabbit was rather upset when he found out who had bought old Mr. McGregor's place

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48. At 1:22pm on 19 Jun 2008, greekdancer*muskateer* wrote:
''I know the Hells Angels have big hare but this is just ridculous!!''

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49. At 1:22pm on 19 Jun 2008, georgehh wrote:
Hop on!

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50. At 1:22pm on 19 Jun 2008, georgehh wrote:
The pygmies were looking forward to their roadkill stew

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51. At 1:23pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Watership Down is a fine novel, Stan, but we're not twelve anymore

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52. At 1:23pm on 19 Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Everyone else has a St Christopher! And what have we got?

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53. At 1:24pm on 19 Jun 2008, christrueman wrote:
Last years winner of the Isle of mann TT race was staggered when he saw the size of his handicap.

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54. At 1:24pm on 19 Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:
It'll be fine once we get the bugs out of it.

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55. At 1:25pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
Originally, the Marlon Brando role in "The Wild One" was to have been played by James Stewart

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56. At 1:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, MurphieSmith wrote:
Harvey the rabbit got the shock of his life when the sun lounger started driving away

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57. At 1:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
And whose bright idea was it to bring the motorbike on the scavenger hunt without checking the list first?

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58. At 1:27pm on 19 Jun 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
If this things made of chocolate and it starts to melt, I am NOT clearing up the mess.

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59. At 1:28pm on 19 Jun 2008, cfalconer wrote:
That's it. I'm using my air miles next Easter

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60. At 1:29pm on 19 Jun 2008, EngineeredSunshine wrote:
It was a novel way of smuggling the reporter into Police HQ.

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61. At 1:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
What with the high price of petrol at the moment, rabbit blood makes a really cost-effective alternative

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62. At 1:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:
Don't worry, we're bound to win, it is Buggin's turn.

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63. At 1:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Meals on wheels.

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64. At 1:31pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
that motorcyclists don't get enough exercise is clearly shown by the size of their buns

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65. At 1:31pm on 19 Jun 2008, Putasockinit wrote:
"Maybe playing dead wasn't such a good idea," thought Bright-Eyes as the Bears drove off with him.

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66. At 1:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, I said in case of an accident to bring lots of LINT

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67. At 1:34pm on 19 Jun 2008, Dostoyevsky wrote:
Why can't you jump start the bike like everybody else?

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68. At 1:37pm on 19 Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
Austrian commuters demonstrate the new anti-congestion measures, a pioneering rabbit transit system.

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69. At 1:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, IamtheHumanRace wrote:
Toy rabbit defies Health and Safety law by refusing to wear crash helmet.

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70. At 1:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
Due primarily to the lack of adequate shower facilities at the festival site departing bikers do their best to cope with their bad hare day.

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71. At 1:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, blatonn wrote:
Somewhere, a five-year-old Gulliver is distraught.

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72. At 1:39pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Rob made good use of the fathers day present novelty gauntlets

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73. At 1:39pm on 19 Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
The Austrian TT races are won by a hare.

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74. At 1:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, greekdancer*muskateer* wrote:
The term 'hair raising experience' took on a whole different meaning!!

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75. At 1:41pm on 19 Jun 2008, rogueslr wrote:
With the advent of genetically modified crops, a new super race of bunnies would no longer play victim to any passing traffic.

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76. At 1:41pm on 19 Jun 2008, Fauconnier wrote:
It's a Harely-Davidson

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77. At 1:43pm on 19 Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Who's that pookah behind us?"

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78. At 1:43pm on 19 Jun 2008, GeekTimesInfinity wrote:
This will show that silly tortoise!

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79. At 1:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, fadydaddy wrote:
Rabbit says "Thanks to my Hells Angels RaceWin insurance policy, i won't lose to the turtle anymore!!!"

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80. At 1:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, Gattieres wrote:
?Not amused? Organisers promise tighter security at next year's charity base jump.

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81. At 1:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:
After an altercation they stretchered the football mascot off.

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82. At 1:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I was just about to cut, but I couldn't decide which foot was the lucky one."

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83. At 1:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, Smoo25 wrote:
Having slightly misheard their initial brief, and after a long and difficult search, the special operations team returned with a weapon of mass reproduction.

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84. At 1:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
The new Kawasaki 500 comes complete with Hare conditioning.

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85. At 1:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, PeterGibbs wrote:
I don't care what you say,

"the next time the rabbit stays out all night, it can phone for a taxi"

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86. At 1:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Well them Duracel batteries didn't last long.

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87. At 1:49pm on 19 Jun 2008, BorisLermontov wrote:
Marvo the magician suddenly realises he'd left his top hat at home.

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88. At 1:49pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Amazing what they can do with GM, isn't it?

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89. At 1:49pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
That isn't a very tasteful thing to send to Charlotte Church!

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90. At 1:49pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Mad Maxine - a kinder, gentler remake

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91. At 1:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
They've finally arrested half of Burke and Hare.

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92. At 1:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Gerald was beginning to wish the taxi firm had sent a car to collect him and his daughters birthday present

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93. At 1:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Poaching, officer? What? ME?

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94. At 1:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
I know we are the older Generation, but do we have to have this Game on the back of the bike?

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95. At 1:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
You should see the size of the stuffed greyhound!

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96. At 1:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, NJknockers wrote:
I don't get it, my Mrs said I'd need to pick up some batteries.

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97. At 1:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Sorry mate, if it had wings, I would have said 'duck'!"

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98. At 1:54pm on 19 Jun 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
From the creators of 'Snakes on a Plane' comes . . . 'GIANT STUFFED RABBIT ON A BIKE!'

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99. At 1:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, JohnGraham10 wrote:
The Black rebel Motorcycle crew pictured after their latest hunting trip in toy town.

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100. At 1:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
The novelty airbag is a bit big.

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101. At 1:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Roadkill II

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102. At 1:56pm on 19 Jun 2008, sweetcee wrote:
Young Timmy thought the bunny suit might be as good as a helmet but was puzzled why he had to ride strapped to the back of the bike!

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103. At 1:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, JohnGraham10 wrote:
"I said buy some Panniers, not bunny ears!"

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104. At 1:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, Snaggers wrote:
Don't look now, but they've got a Hare behind.

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105. At 1:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
The sequel to Biker Mice from Mars had run into some design difficulties.

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106. At 1:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, yapparister wrote:
Hare was conviced this year's race strategy would be enough to beat Tortoise - even if he needed to catch 40 winks.

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107. At 1:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:
The local dog track wouldn't be beat even though they had their electric cut off.

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108. At 1:59pm on 19 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
I'll never offer to carry the wife's hat home from Ascot again!

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109. At 2:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, bdixon wrote:
They "Lindt" over backwards to get to the Easter Rally on time...

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110. At 2:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Somehow, the proposed peace offering just wasn't going to appease the local Chapter of the Hells Angels.

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111. At 2:02pm on 19 Jun 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
never, never pick up hitch hikers, they aren't what they seem.

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112. At 2:04pm on 19 Jun 2008, dunnjon wrote:
Disappointingly, the new Olympic mascot fell at the first hurdle despite passing a bugs test

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113. At 2:04pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839
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114. At 2:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, yapparister wrote:
I'd enjoy this a lot more if you'd just stop rabbitin' on!

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115. At 2:06pm on 19 Jun 2008, thinctanc wrote:
"I hate driving during plush hour!"

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116. At 2:06pm on 19 Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable rabbit, the Norwegian Blue, isn'it, ay?"

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117. At 2:07pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tremorman wrote:
Rob was sure she said Party at a Burrow in Furs ace.

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118. At 2:07pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
As seen here, the London Low Emission Zone has failed on hare quality.

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119. At 2:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
All I can say is that I'm glad we're in civvies and not on Traffic Duty!

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120. At 2:11pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Burke and Hare.

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121. At 2:12pm on 19 Jun 2008, dunnjon wrote:
Local constabulary unimpressed with new rapid deployment force

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122. At 2:12pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
I think I prefer to have bugs on the windshield.....

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123. At 2:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
The 'hop on' taxi-bike service was a huge hit among the local wildlife

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124. At 2:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
This is NOT what I meant by feeling the wind in my hair!

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125. At 2:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Most people are content to put furry ears on just their helmets.

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126. At 2:15pm on 19 Jun 2008, Ravonski wrote:
Energizer are now facing accusations of false advertising.

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127. At 2:16pm on 19 Jun 2008, archstinker wrote:

Wow...... that must be one of those new
HARE - ly Davidsons !

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128. At 2:17pm on 19 Jun 2008, yapparister wrote:
Chaz and Dave?s creative drive meant lyrical inspiration was never too far behind.

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129. At 2:18pm on 19 Jun 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
When you said you were going to tie down your hair, I thought you meant... oh, never mind.

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130. At 2:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
ooh, these biker boots don't half pinch! I think I've got a bunny-on.

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131. At 2:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, JollyJeweller wrote:
"I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle ...and your Rabbit" ...
Said in an Arnie Schwarzenegger Austrian accent.....

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132. At 2:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, blogglob
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133. At 2:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Pillion rider: The wires are tawt, I am ejecting now as there is a big wabbit behind.

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134. At 2:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, johnogroats wrote:
If you shut up and keep your head down, nobody will notice!

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135. At 2:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
The rabbit had finally realised there was an alternative to running from Elmer Fudd

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136. At 2:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, Ravonski wrote:
The ending of 'Cloverfield' was a massive disappointment.

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137. At 2:23pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tekaniet wrote:
Although initially anxious, the elves had to agree that Santa's idea of using miniature bikes was inspired.

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138. At 2:24pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Softening approach heralded as new Bank of England Number 2 races to his new job...

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139. At 2:24pm on 19 Jun 2008, yapparister wrote:
Chaz ?Rabbit!?
Dave ?Rabbit?
Chaz ?Rabbit!?
Dave ?Rabbit?
Chaz ?Rabbit!?
Dave ?Rabbit?
Chaz ?Rabbit!?
Dave ?Rabbit?

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140. At 2:25pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
Try as he might, Jurgen couldn't hide his receding hare any longer

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141. At 2:25pm on 19 Jun 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
It was "Chopper-Choccies" biggest order yet.

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142. At 2:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Phil; what did you say? Bunny is too tied down to mention..........

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143. At 2:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Takeaway delivery boys hope they have the order for Welsh Rabbit right this time...

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144. At 2:28pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Hillary Clinton's choice for running mate heads for landfill!

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145. At 2:29pm on 19 Jun 2008, Wunnunda wrote:
He was beginning to wonder if "Choccies by Chopper" was going to work in the all important family market...

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146. At 2:29pm on 19 Jun 2008, hurrahforfeelingold wrote:
Clearly the hay they had been feeding him had been genetically modified, unfortunatly so now was the bunny!

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147. At 2:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, feihing wrote:
Overheard during the making of The Long Way Upside Down: "Listen, Charlie, don't get upset there's good news and bad news. The good news is that Ewan isn't bringing his wife along this time, but the bad news is he wants to bring his teddy."

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148. At 2:32pm on 19 Jun 2008, Kjabooti wrote:
Faster, Freddie - I'll nab that pink elephant next!

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149. At 2:32pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"Is that a rabbit, roger?"
"Roger, rabbit"

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150. At 2:35pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Will Holding Back His Ears help to stay on this bike? Oh, I have just noitced, he is nearly red.

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151. At 2:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, teazeldad wrote:
The rival warren resorted to ever more devious tactics to claim Watership Down as their own territory

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152. At 2:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, grazvalentine wrote:
That Greyhound bus has been following us for miles!

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153. At 2:42pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
Wildlife turns to desperate measures to avoid Bill Oddie and Springwatch...

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154. At 2:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
"We were Bun, Bun to be wild..."

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155. At 2:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
This is a fine way to train the greyhounds!

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156. At 2:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
When I say "NOW!" release the decoy.

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157. At 2:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
So this is the town hoppa?

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158. At 2:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, HenryNorth wrote:
Bunny Bunny Bunny must be funny in a rich mans world....

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159. At 2:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I've a delivery here for a Mr Wile E Coyote from the Acme Corporation.

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160. At 2:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, tomkins44 wrote:
'Easter Egg stunt'

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161. At 2:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, Becs84 wrote:
We should have got a cab, the wind is spoiling my hare.....

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162. At 2:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, thufir_hawat wrote:
Ringer suspected in National Bunny Hop championship

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163. At 2:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, firstjohnsark wrote:
Just seconds after this picture was taken, a family of hedgehogs would bring the Lilliputians trip to a sticky end.

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164. At 2:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, Ollybacon wrote:
"I told you we should have wrapped the body in a carpet before making our getaway"

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165. At 2:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, timomouse wrote:
The Easter Bunny's suggestion that wheels should be Egg-shaped also and the subsequent "Biker" rebellion led to his untimely demise.

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166. At 2:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, Mr_V_Smith
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167. At 2:54pm on 19 Jun 2008, briktopp wrote:
non-fluffy passenger: "Yeah baby I am looking scchhmoking, no more tucking trousers into my socks for this cool customer"

Rider of Goldwing - I knew i should have got helmet with a full visor

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168. At 2:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, tim08jul72 wrote:
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they are.... I hope so!

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169. At 3:00pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
Lift sharing on the rise as fuel prices rise rabbitly

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170. At 3:00pm on 19 Jun 2008, sierrasierra wrote:
"Poor guy, he said something about having the wrong batteries!"

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171. At 3:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
No matter what tokens were left at the graveside, to mark the first anniversary of his death, they would do little to alter some people's perceptions of Kurt Waldheim.

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172. At 3:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, gunnyfowfow wrote:
'Biker men from MARS abduct LINDT mascot'

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173. At 3:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, thinctanc wrote:
Commonly confused phrases no. 12 - Hair Raising/Hare Racing.

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174. At 3:07pm on 19 Jun 2008, thinctanc wrote:
Waterproof Down.

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175. At 3:12pm on 19 Jun 2008, thinctanc wrote:
TomTom announce a recall of their GPS device after strange 'YOU ARE HARE' bug is discovered.

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176. At 3:12pm on 19 Jun 2008, teazeldad wrote:
The pillion passenger felt so much more secure knowing he was strapped in place by bunny cords

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177. At 3:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, DearGodWhy wrote:
The Easter hunt was a bit easy this year

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178. At 3:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, grimy_bear wrote:
Animal Hospital gets a new rabbit response ambulance

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179. At 3:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
I know he is on the back! Don't squeeze him or we will have a big hare rasin time!

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180. At 3:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, LordStein wrote:
Well, we could build a giant fluffy badger...??

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181. At 3:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, philsblog wrote:
Nice Bike - is it a Triumph Bunnieville?

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182. At 3:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Giant, dead, golden rabbit strapped to the back of a motorcycle - seriously... you need more than that to make you smile?!

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183. At 3:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, IanPol wrote:
David Davis's only opponent heads to Haltemprice and Howden.

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184. At 3:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Where is your rear view mirror!

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185. At 3:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, badseedisbold8813 wrote:
The Belfast capter of the Hells Angels' decided to show their disgust at fuel prices by stealing easter

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186. At 3:35pm on 19 Jun 2008, i_amEnronEthics wrote:
After finally defeating the rabbit the knights return to Camelot.

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187. At 3:36pm on 19 Jun 2008, philhongkong wrote:
Thunderbikes are go!

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188. At 3:36pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Private Pike's mother wasn't going to let him go anywhere dangerous without lots of padding

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189. At 3:37pm on 19 Jun 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
"Blooming tortoise aint gonna win this time" sniggered the Lindt Bunny to himself as he relaxed on the back of the bike.

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190. At 3:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Of course the bunny's rich - he's a a pillion-hare

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191. At 3:41pm on 19 Jun 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
'Finally something worthy of the "Roadkill cookbook",' was the thought going through Terry's mind as he picked the giant rabbit up from the road and strapped it to the back of the bike.

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192. At 3:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, christianjimmy wrote:
Dave couldnt decide - either the cuddly rabbit he was bringing home for his daughter had grown or he, Phil and the bike had all shrunk.

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193. At 3:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, jettro_heller wrote:
"Son", said Elmer, "that waskerly wabbit can be a twicky customer, so keep your eyes open.

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194. At 3:48pm on 19 Jun 2008, Peter_R4fan wrote:
Feeding the entire Hells Angel Chapter on foraged food was proving a challenge.

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195. At 3:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, DG07801059770 wrote:
the master choclatiers on a Sunday Cruise - Pity the Bunny Insisted on Coming along

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196. At 3:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, Marshfoot wrote:
Are you sure it doesn't need a crash helmet?

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197. At 3:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"I got 'im in exchange for a Stig Bobblehead
doll and they won't take 'im back. Now what
will I tell Lucifer?"

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198. At 3:54pm on 19 Jun 2008, Peter_R4fan wrote:
I told you it wasn't going to give way!

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199. At 3:56pm on 19 Jun 2008, AberdonianRed wrote:
Hop, hop - let's go!

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200. At 3:56pm on 19 Jun 2008, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
What Bunny didn't realise was that Tortoise was perched on the riders head!

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201. At 3:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, demitbtbtb wrote:
""Can I bring my lucky rabbit's foot" she said. Didn't tell me it was still on the bloody rabbit!"

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202. At 3:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, asillygit wrote:
As they cruised past tortoise, hare couldn't help but feel a little smug.

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203. At 3:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, hannahbarnwell wrote:
The new Lindt bunny design required 24 hour security

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204. At 4:03pm on 19 Jun 2008, CamberwellBeauty wrote:
A whole new meaning for "more rabbit than Sainsburys"

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205. At 4:04pm on 19 Jun 2008, asillygit wrote:
With the passage of time, family,responsibilities etc The Outlaws had softened their image somewhat.

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206. At 4:06pm on 19 Jun 2008, Feeferscat wrote:
Health and safety complained of course, Bunny should have been wearing a helmet during the ride.

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207. At 4:08pm on 19 Jun 2008, tinyAndy_F wrote:
Born to be mild

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208. At 4:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Bikers 4 Bunnies continued to struggle with image difficulties

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209. At 4:10pm on 19 Jun 2008, balootiful wrote:
I ain't kidding stan- it's your bunny or your life. you make the choice!

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210. At 4:11pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Somewhere there is a Turtle in a Ferrari

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211. At 4:13pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
I really want to know if that motorcycle has a cotton-tail pipe.

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212. At 4:15pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Who knew Peter rabbit was in a Biker Gang?

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213. At 4:17pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Perhaps the Motorcyclist needed more luck than a mere rabbits foot could provide?

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214. At 4:17pm on 19 Jun 2008, metherer wrote:
'Ere, Bob, Why's everyone staring at us?

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215. At 4:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Maybe he made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. Bugs bunny always did

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216. At 4:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, metherer wrote:
I might not have a hair on my chinny chin chin, but wait til they see the one on my bum..

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217. At 4:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is after you all!!!!
(I soiled my apple I was so scared)

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218. At 4:22pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Most bikers like Pok�mon, but not this much

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219. At 4:24pm on 19 Jun 2008, oblivious79 wrote:
Run? Me? Meh!

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220. At 4:27pm on 19 Jun 2008, Steve_Hurley1 wrote:
On yer bike, Wabbit!

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221. At 4:27pm on 19 Jun 2008, jayfurneaux wrote:
He must have spiked that last drink; every time I mention giant rabbits he just gives me a blank look.

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222. At 4:27pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
what not to bring to greyhound races

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223. At 4:28pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
congratulations!! your motorcycle is pregnant

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224. At 4:29pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Next stop, the playboy mansion

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225. At 4:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, wjcsibelius wrote:
Things were starting to become desperate for David Davis' PR men, as they continued to search for stooge candidates for the Haltemprice and Howden by-election.

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226. At 4:31pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Moto-fluffle

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227. At 4:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, Snaggers wrote:
The 'Fathers 4 Justice' campaigns no longer seemed to have the same impact.

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228. At 4:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
escaping Myxomatosis

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229. At 4:37pm on 19 Jun 2008, tahssard wrote:
A final ride before new regulations come into effect tomorrow at midnight mandating helmets be worn by all stuffed toys riding motorcycles

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230. At 4:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
this bunny allows the motorcyclist to perform erratic evasive turns.

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231. At 4:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, Moonwolf wrote:
The only way around animal activist terrorism in hunting

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232. At 4:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, Grrr wrote:
'What do you mean it's not wrapped in foil?'

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233. At 4:39pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
thumper-chopper

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234. At 4:42pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Jack-Rr Rr Rr Rabbit

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235. At 4:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, mztrix wrote:
Bunny: "this would never happen to the Easter bunny!"

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236. At 4:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
In hot pursuit of the world largest carrot.

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237. At 4:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, archstinker wrote:

The 2 Bikers left the Generation Game in tears wondering what might have been...

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238. At 4:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, LittleMissTake wrote:
Lindt Funeral Directors. For chocolate bunnies of all shapes and sizes.

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239. At 4:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, ta-ta-for-now wrote:
Quick, drive faster - it's still chasing us!

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240. At 4:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Velveteen rabbit goes leather... the sequel to end all sequels

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241. At 4:48pm on 19 Jun 2008, Ravonski wrote:
The Austrians invent the plush-bike.

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242. At 4:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
nice buns

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243. At 4:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, scousechris wrote:
"So I through her into second and went hare arsing up the street!"

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244. At 4:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, vurtish wrote:
Duracell: keeps going and going and going

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245. At 4:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, Norbert wrote:
Ear we go, ear we go, ear we go.....

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246. At 4:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, mruthco wrote:
Don't look behind you.

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247. At 5:02pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Aesop and go traffic

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248. At 5:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, asillygit wrote:
Not surprisingly, this entry in the miles-per -rabbit experiment,skewed the results.

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249. At 5:08pm on 19 Jun 2008, Stylistique wrote:
"Rabbit powered bikes, an eco-friendly solution"

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250. At 5:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
I picked him up on a dual cabbageway.

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251. At 5:15pm on 19 Jun 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Long Way Watership Down

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252. At 5:18pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail were worried... Peter had fallen in with a bad crowd.

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253. At 5:18pm on 19 Jun 2008, Nuno_Portugal wrote:
Late entrants to the 2012 mascot were using express delivery

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254. At 5:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, nadine7346 wrote:
Feel the wind in your hare...

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255. At 5:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
Mr McGregor laughed as he rode off with Peter's lifeless body tied to his bike...
"That'll teach you to steal my cabbages!"

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256. At 5:22pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
The Bad March Hare

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257. At 5:23pm on 19 Jun 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
The hardest part of James Toseland's plan for dominance at the British Moto GP had been getting Valentino into the rabbit suit in the first place....

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258. At 5:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Matt Lucas begins to return the wedding gifts...

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259. At 5:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
Thugs Bunny

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260. At 5:28pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
"That was no rabbit, that was my wife...'ere, where'd she go?"

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261. At 5:28pm on 19 Jun 2008, youngWillz wrote:
Bunny: "Help me Honda..."

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262. At 5:29pm on 19 Jun 2008, martinpope007 wrote:
Newsflash: White rabbit taken to Warren Street hospital suffering from sunburn. It was taken at hare raising speed, hopping through the city streets. After falling off the back of the motorcycle reports state that it was a hot cross bunny.

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263. At 5:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, Kipson wrote:
I think he's Mexican because all he ever says is that he wants his burro.

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264. At 5:37pm on 19 Jun 2008, Kipson wrote:
Technology had really worked in Elmer Fudd's favour.

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265. At 5:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
Velvet Teen Rabbit

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266. At 5:42pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Why can't you just bring sandwiches like everybody else, Derek?

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267. At 5:48pm on 19 Jun 2008, srossmoyes wrote:
Police suspected really tiny motorcyclists in the theft of a Lindt chocolate rabbit

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268. At 5:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, srossmoyes wrote:
Harley Davidson today revealed their new rear collision impact measures

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269. At 5:56pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
I thought his letter said he was bringing a Jewish teacher along

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270. At 5:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, Verival1 wrote:
"Here, wot's all this bunny business?"

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271. At 5:59pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
If Carlsberg did Garfield....

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272. At 6:01pm on 19 Jun 2008, user013 wrote:
Flopsy and friends watched nervously as the giant eagle circled overhead.

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273. At 6:02pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
"Oh I amuse you? You think I'm a bunny? bunny how? Bunny bad or bunny ha ha?"

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274. At 6:11pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
The collective noun may be a drove of hares but you're not driving my bike!

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275. At 6:13pm on 19 Jun 2008, abbotofmelrose wrote:
By the way, It's not a bunny - It's a Hare-y Biker!

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276. At 6:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
bugs (on the windscreen) bunny

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277. At 6:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, skittledog wrote:
The Bunny Homicides

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278. At 6:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, Tim_Warwick wrote:
Let's get out of here before the greyhound catches up

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279. At 6:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, BertieBogroll wrote:
Elmer Fudd finally got that wascally wabbit.

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280. At 6:43pm on 19 Jun 2008, strikinglyhandsome1 wrote:
This is the best roadkill meal we've ever found.

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281. At 6:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, BabyAlmighty wrote:
Go on, take the bunny and run...

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282. At 6:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, strikinglyhandsome1 wrote:
Chips relaunched on Nickelodeon

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283. At 6:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
So I ask the rabbit if he's enjoying the ride, and he says he's lapin it up. Oh come on, whaddya mean get off the bike?

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284. At 6:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, strikinglyhandsome1 wrote:
"I knew I shouldn't have given Donnie Darko a lift."

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285. At 6:53pm on 19 Jun 2008, Bassmatic wrote:
Herr Hare's Hopper Chopper

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286. At 6:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, Bassmatic wrote:
Hare-assed bikers hop it.

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287. At 6:56pm on 19 Jun 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
Following the sudden death of Sabre, the Pit Bull, attendees at this years Hells Angel summer picnic were less than impressed with Colin's choice of replacement mascot!

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288. At 6:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
"Does my bun look big on this?"

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289. At 6:59pm on 19 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
Bayern Rabbit

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290. At 7:04pm on 19 Jun 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
"I didn't know we had to take it everywhere when Lindt agred to sponsor our Hells Angel Chapter"

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291. At 7:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"We'll teach those teddy boys a lesson..."

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292. At 7:10pm on 19 Jun 2008, jamesxb wrote:
Quick - the giant magician is gaining on us.

OR

Right. Got the rabbit. Now to find a large enough pot.

OR

Don't ask. I'm having a bad hare day.

OR

Hold on tight. We don't want to let our hare down.

OR

Let's split the hare 50/50.

OR

Don't do anything scary or the hare will stand up.

OR

Are you sure this is how you make hare gel?

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293. At 7:15pm on 19 Jun 2008, john1492 wrote:
Best way to get rid of a hangover. Hare of the dog that bit you...

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294. At 7:16pm on 19 Jun 2008, john1492 wrote:
Translation: My other car is a VW Rabbit

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295. At 7:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Gangs of vicious three year olds were known to roam these parts, so it was best to carry a distraction so as to make a getaway if they pounced..

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296. At 7:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Back in the '60s they were feared across the land. Now they just wanted a nice cup of tea and a soft bed..

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297. At 7:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Listen Derek, next time we ram-raid the supermarket, just grab the cigs and booze like everyone else, eh?

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298. At 7:22pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
I?m guessing Clive, but this is your first biker convention, right?

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299. At 7:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, ScouseBelle wrote:
The first Hells Angels and Furries joint convention was hailed a success

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300. At 7:27pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
"Did you bring the toothbrush, did you bring the tent, did you bring the umbrella.." NO, AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY??

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301. At 7:29pm on 19 Jun 2008, joggerblogger wrote:
some people take roadkill to a whole new level!

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302. At 7:31pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
"Nice disguise Osama." "Not bad yerself, Elvis.. Elvis??"

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303. At 7:31pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
President Bush's motorcade leaves Downing Street...

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304. At 7:32pm on 19 Jun 2008, asillygit wrote:
The two-wheel tour de force degenerates into a shambolic tour de farce.

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305. At 7:35pm on 19 Jun 2008, Irish-Di wrote:
Years later, as Mad Max's new wife went into labour....

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306. At 7:37pm on 19 Jun 2008, CoasterCowboy wrote:
"Always read the small print my Padawan learner!" a ghostly voice kept repeating in Ewan McGregor's head after he agreed to let Lindt sponsor his latest 'Long Way Round' TV series.

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307. At 7:38pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Former Northern Rock directors head to their re-union..

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308. At 7:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Paramedics respond to emergency insomnia call.

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309. At 7:41pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Yeah I know, it was the wife's idea, it's suppose to stop me from getting into trouble.

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310. At 7:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"How big was the hat that you pulled it from?"

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311. At 7:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
The bikers club had a novel way of punishing those who didn?t get a speeding ticket that month..

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312. At 7:59pm on 19 Jun 2008, MrFlintstone wrote:
When Bill suggested a bondage theme for the sponsored church bike run he misheard the Vicar?s request that he should ?water it down?

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313. At 8:00pm on 19 Jun 2008, asillygit wrote:
Horsepower? Forget it. We're pushing an awesome one super-rabbit!

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314. At 8:00pm on 19 Jun 2008, inspired_mind wrote:
I finally see what's up, Doc.

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315. At 8:03pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Crack troops from the militant wing of the Read Them Bedtime Stories Association hunt down their next victim..

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316. At 8:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, Duckcounter wrote:
Those two guys are fast, they're 'lapin' us!

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317. At 8:12pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Repo men complete another day at Neverland.

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318. At 8:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Dave cruises through motorcycle test with help of lucky mascot.

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319. At 8:30pm on 19 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
But have you really thought this through? Some poor kid's gonna wake to find a six foot bunny at the foot of their bed, they'll be in therapy for years!

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320. At 8:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
Ehud Olmert sets off to visit George Bush.

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321. At 8:36pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Hollywood decides to release a remake of that great Marlon Brando biker film, "The Wild Bun"

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322. At 8:40pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
Playboy Bunny of the Year.

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323. At 8:46pm on 19 Jun 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
The advantage of this new speed radar is that it can be conveniently mounted on the back of an ordinary motorbike, where it cannot be spotted by other motorists.

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324. At 8:48pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Kidnapped and strapped over the hot engine, Peter was rapidly becoming a hot cross bun

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325. At 8:48pm on 19 Jun 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
"I'm telling you, Hans, I wish the judge had just sent us to prison for robbing that kindergarten. This community service thing is so humiliating!"

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326. At 8:49pm on 19 Jun 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
In an effort to change negative public perception and step up traffic policing efforts, Austrian highway patrols wear civilian outfits and mingle inconspicuously with other motorists.

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327. At 8:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, CyberSerb wrote:
Austria finds new ways of dealing with road rage offenders

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328. At 8:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
It's OK - Geoff's got a Norton. Their anti-virus will soon get rid of the Bugs.

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329. At 8:56pm on 19 Jun 2008, SiameseHint wrote:
"I always thought those flamin' coconuts were stuck on"

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330. At 8:57pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Tailpipe of Peter Rabbit

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331. At 9:00pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Will you stop complaining. I got rid of the furry dice, didn't I?

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332. At 9:02pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
OK, do you honestly think any cop is going to arrest us for possession of drugs and then read a report of all this out in court?

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333. At 9:03pm on 19 Jun 2008, Rob Falconer wrote:
Oh, Joe usually brings some hare-head

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334. At 9:03pm on 19 Jun 2008, VancouverRaine wrote:
Hare today, gone tomorrow!

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335. At 9:06pm on 19 Jun 2008, PeterGibbs wrote:
The biker's were nice people, but next time Rabbit decided he would take a taxi.

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336. At 9:10pm on 19 Jun 2008, deliya wrote:
"Grr.. Kill the Rabbit! Make it suffer!!! Its end shall be as ignominious as the end of a woodlouse."

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337. At 9:14pm on 19 Jun 2008, deliya wrote:
or just Grrr... Kill the rabbit! Make it suffer as no-one has suffered before, until it confesses its iniquities

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338. At 9:18pm on 19 Jun 2008, ThaiNemesis wrote:
Police adopt zero-tolerance approach to youth crime as child throws toy out of pram.

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339. At 9:19pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
(Sticker): If you can see the bunny, ...............
the baby has fallen off.

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340. At 9:45pm on 19 Jun 2008, DougieLawson wrote:
Is that a bunny in your topbox or are you just pleased to see me?

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341. At 9:47pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
See what happens when you wear a hair net on the bike?

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342. At 9:48pm on 19 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
It's in case there's a speed trap......

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343. At 10:08pm on 19 Jun 2008, ThaiNemesis wrote:
Austrian drugs gang caught on border control CCTV.

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344. At 10:35pm on 19 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
I'll just pop into the petrol station for flowers and that'll be the wife's birthday sorted.

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345. At 11:05pm on 19 Jun 2008, dayve535 wrote:
bunny taken to hospital after it was discovered that duracel doesn't last quite as long as previously thought.

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346. At 11:09pm on 19 Jun 2008, odolphie wrote:
Let's go to the hop

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347. At 11:20pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
Trojan Bunny enroute to his next mission

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348. At 11:21pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'And I didn't even have time to put on any underwear'

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349. At 11:26pm on 19 Jun 2008, MJF_dodo wrote:
"So, the good news is that you managed to get the monkey off your back, but what's the bad news?"

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350. At 11:33pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
Let's hope Warren doesn't get travel sick

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351. At 11:35pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'Dipped in chocolate he'll be a great raffle prize'

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352. At 11:39pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'So if we get caught on a speed camera - our faces are hidden but the bunny takes the rap'

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353. At 11:44pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'These two blokes never heard the word "dignity"'

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354. At 11:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'I don't think motorcycling is all it's cracked up to be'

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355. At 11:50pm on 19 Jun 2008, stigmondo wrote:
Marie loved it when her 'uncles' picked her up from school..

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356. At 11:51pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'I just hope Mummy Bunny isn't watching TV now'

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357. At 11:52pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'There are slight drawbacks with travelling economy'

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358. At 11:55pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'Now what would Bugs do in this situation?'

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359. At 11:58pm on 19 Jun 2008, fionapar wrote:
'I bet Warren Bunny doesn't have to travel like this'

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360. At 00:02am on 20 Jun 2008, Vicky S wrote:
Not many people are aware of the excellent bonus scheme enjoyed by Lego figures.

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361. At 02:13am on 20 Jun 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"..and then all the blood rushed to my head and now my toes have no feeling, nor my knees and I think maybe I might go deaf,
and blind, and these petrol fumes..."

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362. At 02:16am on 20 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
At this rate Stan we'll have two, three, five more before we get home

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363. At 02:17am on 20 Jun 2008, littleDickie wrote:
"Oy! I'm not strapped on here,
Don't pop a wheelie lads!"

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364. At 03:27am on 20 Jun 2008, littleDickie wrote:
I said "rarebit," not "rabbit"!

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365. At 06:04am on 20 Jun 2008, yell_fore wrote:
The was a time when Big Hare was 'In'.

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366. At 06:07am on 20 Jun 2008, yell_fore wrote:
Vigilantes having a Bad Hare Day.

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367. At 07:30am on 20 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
There was no way they would allow Thumper to testify as to who killed Bambi's mother.

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368. At 07:46am on 20 Jun 2008, G0ng00zle wrote:
No!, I said 'Bring the Rabbi along..!'

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369. At 08:02am on 20 Jun 2008, bronzeoldham wrote:
put your foot down , the greyhounds are catching up .

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370. At 08:06am on 20 Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:
Identical captions No. 666: "What do you call a bloke with a rabbit on the handlebars of his motorbike?"

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371. At 08:19am on 20 Jun 2008, SimonRooke wrote:
Now let me get this straight. We're supposed to drop one of these down every trench so that people won't blame the gas board again for the road works? Well it might work....

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372. At 08:21am on 20 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
Most of these captions have more hare than wit....

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373. At 08:22am on 20 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
The bikers could be said to have more hare than wit.

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374. At 08:24am on 20 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
"but where did you get it?"

"Some silly bint called Rapunzel threw it at me from the top of a tower"

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375. At 08:34am on 20 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
No longer content with the horses, Ascot goers call for a dog race. Queen commands finest hare in all the land. The corgis are excited.

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376. At 08:36am on 20 Jun 2008, Manasterska wrote:
Johann Hari on this way to work

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377. At 08:42am on 20 Jun 2008, meinzadram wrote:
The tortoise still won

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378. At 08:47am on 20 Jun 2008, nerdsunited wrote:
Motorcyclists consider alternatives to fluffy dice to make an image statement

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379. At 08:49am on 20 Jun 2008, Peter_out wrote:
Today's the day the teddy bears get their bike nicked.

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380. At 09:07am on 20 Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:
The boys were off to a jack rabbit start for Easter, but they still needed a biker chick.

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381. At 09:14am on 20 Jun 2008, Wild_Boar wrote:
Stuffed rabbit wins motorbike in raffle.

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382. At 09:28am on 20 Jun 2008, tinhips wrote:
1) Stop rabbitting and drive!
2)Making a fast 'buck'?
3)Receding 'hare'-line ?

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383. At 09:30am on 20 Jun 2008, akaAndiLou wrote:
Ralph clearly misheard Bert's suggestion of bringing his honey to the annual picnic.

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384. At 09:33am on 20 Jun 2008, DarthMac wrote:
Wait until my mates hear I'm dating a Playboy bunny !

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385. At 09:41am on 20 Jun 2008, seanrichards wrote:
The Easter Day hunt had gone spectacularly well this year...

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386. At 09:41am on 20 Jun 2008, Kipson wrote:
The Greenpeace Rapid Response Squad had at last found the evidence that GM carrots are damaging to the environment.

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387. At 09:43am on 20 Jun 2008, JeniB01 wrote:
Who's hare-brained idea was this?!

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388. At 09:45am on 20 Jun 2008, DarthMac wrote:
And in entertainment news, the director of the new 'Easy Riders' remake has had to admit he never saw the original, after his choice of casting for the role played by Hopper was called into question.

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389. At 09:47am on 20 Jun 2008, blogglob wrote:
The new GPS bunny system was working well. Okay guys, according to the North Star, bear right and continue straight for the next 2 miles.

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390. At 09:53am on 20 Jun 2008, blogglob wrote:
I told you this may happen when I hop onto moving targets.

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391. At 09:54am on 20 Jun 2008, tinhips wrote:

I knew that carrot juice was too strong ,he's flat out.

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392. At 10:13am on 20 Jun 2008, Captionblogger wrote:
Ralf suddenly realised that the motorbike salesman had tricked him into buying a Harely Davidson.

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393. At 10:16am on 20 Jun 2008, IanPol wrote:
Special Offer - Free scale model motorbike with every Lindt Chocolate Bunny.

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394. At 10:22am on 20 Jun 2008, markypolo wrote:
Barry began to regret wishing to go one better than his mate who boasted about his lucky rabbit's foot

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395. At 10:22am on 20 Jun 2008, Captionblogger wrote:
They'd only gone half a mile since leaving The Hundred Acre Wood, but Tigger was already catching up fast.

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396. At 10:22am on 20 Jun 2008, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Yeah, it's a lovely bunny, Dave, but I'd much rather the petrol station knocked a few pence off their prices instead"

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397. At 10:38am on 20 Jun 2008, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"I asked them to put a tiger in the tank, but they didn't have any left."

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398. At 10:47am on 20 Jun 2008, U12406613 wrote:
Government arrest targets were forcing officers to become ever more creative in their duties.

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399. At 11:02am on 20 Jun 2008, PoacheLeRen wrote:
"Attach a rear bumper? I thought you said Thumper!"

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400. At 11:09am on 20 Jun 2008, sc91hl wrote:
Fred was furious with Bob - he had led him to believe that the drug smuggling job would be far more inconspicuous.

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401. At 11:19am on 20 Jun 2008, Skiron wrote:
The new environmental friendly air bag shows it still has teething problems when it inflated accidentally.

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402. At 11:25am on 20 Jun 2008, awesomekerrilouise wrote:
'I've told you once and i'll tell you again, STOP PICKING UP ROAD KILL!'

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403. At 11:26am on 20 Jun 2008, jellyba wrote:
Easter Rider

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404. At 11:28am on 20 Jun 2008, jellyba wrote:
On the sharp bends Lindt to the left

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405. At 11:29am on 20 Jun 2008, fundoo72 wrote:
Daddy .. I want my bunny!

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406. At 11:29am on 20 Jun 2008, F5F5F5 wrote:
MPs call for stricter enforcement of the drug-driving laws.

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407. At 11:29am on 20 Jun 2008, jellyba wrote:
Harvey Davidsons

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408. At 11:33am on 20 Jun 2008, titchling wrote:
err...guys? I think there is something wrong with Steve

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409. At 11:34am on 20 Jun 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
On reflection, the rabbit thought he'd got off lightly, considering what James and Jeremy had dome to the Hamster.

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410. At 11:36am on 20 Jun 2008, Northern_Simon wrote:
er...
"done" to the Hamster.
Typo. Sorry!

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411. At 11:37am on 20 Jun 2008, cleudogold wrote:
The Lindt chocolatiers went all out to create the largest gold bunny on earth

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412. At 11:44am on 20 Jun 2008, funny123john wrote:
" I said 'BUNGEE STRAP!!!!'"

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413. At 11:48am on 20 Jun 2008, DarthMac wrote:
Bunny: "Are we hare yet, are we hare yet?"
Rider: "Quit rabbitting on!"

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414. At 11:50am on 20 Jun 2008, tHe_baR0n wrote:
?All we represent to them man, is someone who needs a carrot?

(spoof on the famous quote from Easy Rider... or was it Easy Rabbit?)

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415. At 11:54am on 20 Jun 2008, teazeldad wrote:
There were many who objected to the use of models draped over motorbikes as a sales technique, but the increase in Harley sales in Watership Down could not be denied

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416. At 11:57am on 20 Jun 2008, pedro_fusball wrote:
It'll be a close run affair as the Monster raving bunny party put up stong oposition to David Davis.

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417. At 11:58am on 20 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
MacDonalds was beginning to go overboard with their Happy Meal free toys.

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418. At 12:02pm on 20 Jun 2008, Chukimani wrote:
A father rushes to hospital for his son's birth on Channel Five's "Britain's Biggest Babies"

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419. At 12:06pm on 20 Jun 2008, sarahtrieste wrote:
I got it in a Giant Hoppy Meal.

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420. At 12:06pm on 20 Jun 2008, DarthMac wrote:
After the 'kosher chicken' fiasco, Sir Alan goes ballistic when Michael is tasked with picking a rabbi up from the train station.

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421. At 12:08pm on 20 Jun 2008, NormanAS wrote:

With the rising cost of petrol, he now took an extra Fiver ...

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422. At 12:08pm on 20 Jun 2008, TNSCapcom wrote:
After a prolonged session with Jessica Rabbit, Peter Rabbit is rushed to A and E.

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423. At 12:11pm on 20 Jun 2008, r_swype wrote:
Matt Allwright's latest disguise for BBC's 'Rogue Traders'

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424. At 12:13pm on 20 Jun 2008, welshwizard5 wrote:
Buying Chas and Dave's Greatest Hits from the Bargain Bucket had one small drawback.

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425. At 12:15pm on 20 Jun 2008, TNSCapcom wrote:
Dad wouldn?t let his son ride his own motorbike until he learnt to leave the house without his favourite pet rabbit!

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426. At 12:17pm on 20 Jun 2008, TNSCapcom wrote:
The only reason why I prefer to drive a car

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427. At 12:18pm on 20 Jun 2008, TNSCapcom wrote:
The Hells Angels just aren?t what they used to be

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428. At 12:18pm on 20 Jun 2008, GloriaCheese wrote:
Man, I hope the pot is big enough

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429. At 12:23pm on 20 Jun 2008, TNSCapcom wrote:
Contestant number 4 arrives at the Big Brother house

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430. At 12:24pm on 20 Jun 2008, LiamCurran wrote:
Drive Bunny

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431. At 12:26pm on 20 Jun 2008, LiamCurran wrote:
Peter Rabbit had been at Mr McGregor's GM crops

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432. At 12:28pm on 20 Jun 2008, LiamCurran wrote:
A new victim is found in Fritzl's cellar

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433. At 12:29pm on 20 Jun 2008, Campbolio wrote:
The credit crunch has meant a tough time for sales of Lindt chocolate bunnies.

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434. At 12:30pm on 20 Jun 2008, batcavebaby wrote:
If we're being overtaken by an acrobatic bunny then the keys to this thing are going back to the dealer!!!

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