Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.
Thanks to all who entered. The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week's picture honours the passing of British artist Beryl Cook with one of her pictures - Satin Dresses, kindly supplied by the Portal Gallery.
The prize, of a small amount of kudos, goes to the following:
The Sex and the City graphic novel wasn't what we expected.
When Wags breathe out...
Charlie's Angels III: Mission to Middlesbrough
"I'm pretty certain it's three glasses of wine = one unit."
2. Ed Loach
"Scary and Posh said they'd meet us at the bar."
"Why couldn't we have been painted by Lowry?"