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Paper Monitor does not often cover matters sporting, but it has been suggested that we might have made more of England's embarrassment at the hands of a nation with a population of 4.7m.
The humiliating demise of a manager of England's football team is possibly the finest moment in the career of any tabloid sports sub.
Who can forget "SWEDES 2, TURNIPS 1" or "NORSE MANURE"?
This time subs can only hope that the likes of the Mirror's "I'll get me Croat" and the Mail's "A wally with a brolly" can enjoy the same sort of immortality. The Mail is so happy it follows up with "WALLY WITH THE LOLLY".
Other efforts like the Sun's "McCLAREND" and the Express's "End of an error" are barely worth a geddit.
And the departure is time for a little bit of columnist amnesia.
The Mail's esteemed columnist Jeff Powell says: "I am now past caring whether the new manager comes from England or Mars."
So who can it have been in the summer of 2006 who said of the possibility of another foreigner managing the England team: "It is heresy to suggest no Englishman is capable of running the national team." Well, his surname began with a "p" and it rhymes with "owl".
Steven Howard in the Sun seems to have forgotten the age discrimination laws that came into force in October last year. The headline "Who are these old f**ts, why are they picking our next boss?" is followed by a list of the ages of the FA Board [oldest Lord Mawhinney at 67 and Sir Dave Richards at 64]. Then there are references to bath chairs, walking sticks and Saga holidays.
But Howard of all people must know that older gentlemen can be responsible leaders of big organisations. For there is a company called News International, and it owns the Sun newspaper, and its leader is a man named Rupert Murdoch, and he is 76. He pays Howard's wages. For now.
Away from the field where men urge with speed the leathern sphere, there's a somewhat gruesome article in the Economist describing just how sausages are made. Odd, too, since the article is about Gordon Brown.
But even odder is this paragraph: "Probably [Brown] will fail to solve [the problems]. But at least he is trying. He truly wants to spread opportunity more fairly (all those mute inglorious Himmelfarbs...)"
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