A special announcement from the Special 1
This week on my show. . .
It's very quiet in the studio as Wayne remains in the US for some 'radical treatment' on his ankle. Though his ramblings about 'Old Mother Hubbard' make me suspect all is not right with the boy. Could he be thinking of signing up to a new club managed by someone called Tom from LA?
Also, following a series of long negotiations with BBC Big Boss, I make a very special announcement about the future of my show. And while a media blackout surrounds the topic of my sending off against Murcia; Mr Alex, Voyeur, Roy openly discuss Ian's tactics to become part of the inner sanctum of Premier League managers.