Cows staying in the field
Welcome to my Special blog. It's been a big week for the Special 1 with the highlight being my fantastic win over AC Milan. Unbeaten in first 10 games.
Very nice. Lots of you have been asking me how I have managed to control the Ronaldo, keeping his track-back in step. For me this is obvious. Managing players is like managing cows. Great cows, in a great field, with a great farmer = great milk.
But some cows are unhappy with their field and their farmer. These cows long to be in the great field with the great farmer. So time comes when they must open the gate and move to other field to be with other champion cows. Only then can this cow produce fantastic milk. And eventually when mediocre farmer has retired, the great farmer comes to mediocre farm bringing champion cows home and turns mediocre field into champion farm once again.
I have also been accused unfairly this week, of taking sides in the Rooney and Mr Alex affair which as of now has all ended well. But As my voice messages testify, I had not taken any sides at anytime. Listen. Do it.
Meanwhile, you have have been twitpicing me senseless all week. This pic comes in from Johno. He says: 'Do I think the recent events at Man United will have a long term effect on the Boy Rooney and that he will end up looking like this in 20 years?'.
Wayne Rooney in 20 years?
Johno, I think this is what the Boy would have looked like if he decided to go to the dark side. But looks like he'll be keeping his red lightsaber for now at least.
The Special 1 has also been keeping his eye on Liverpool as they race to the bottom of the league with new big boss. And it is regrettable that we barely got to know the Hodgson on Special 1 Tv but Roy if you wait a few weeks, a position may come available at Leicester.
Tom from Brixton asks, 'What are the chances Jose of you taking over at Liverpool?'. Tom, Liverpool FC suits my MO perfectly - I go to fantastic club in decline, I reinvent fantastic club to become great again and I take credit for making fantastic club fantastic once more. It's simple. But unfortunately Liverpool can't afford me. Besides I don't want Raffa's sloppy seconds when I'm being groomed for another job. (Read: cow bit above).
Special tweets of the week
@redders_7 : Jose I hear @TheBoyLike may be on his way to Real Madrid to join u and @PuppetRonnie... your special thoughts on this?
@mattsix: very nice with the scarves today. #specialscarve
@Marcotti: Really impressed with Real tonight. Very mature performance. Kudos to JM.
@special1tv: shut up @marcotti
@julescarbonara: If Arsene Wenger married Darth Vader would his new name be Arsene Vader? Better not let him in the changing room after the game!
@Im_Partial: Milk beats eggs tonight...4-0 and it's not even HT!
Don't forget to keep doing it to me here there and everywhere. Watch out for a new episode of Special 1 Tv next week on the BBC3 and BBC online.
So as you've no doubt heard, the cows are staying in the field. But it remains to be seen whether the events this week will have a long term effect on the other cows and the farmer and will they turn once beautiful milk into lumpy buttery mess.