Well, as the sun sets slowly
behind the clouds...I can exclusively reveal that the newsletter was sent before noon, and has clearly been diverted. Too late, of course, as it's time to put the bucket under the cow.
But as a consolation - here's the newsletter what I wrote (copyright E. Wise)
In the programme tonight - should everyone at Channel 4 be hanged? And then - should the hanging be filmed? We'll debate whether the corpses of executives should be used as puppets in a sick new version of the Muppets. And then whether the corpses should be hanged again.
Also: goodies galore on a Devon beach. The police ombudsman for Northern Ireland is holding a news conference right now - we'll have more on that. We've reports from India and New Orleans, and possibly something about tax.
See you on the ice at 5,