Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, runners in fancy dress costumes mark the one-month countdown to the London marathon. Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Actually mate, you're in the wrong place. Wrynose Pass is in the Lake District.
Chicken resumes training after Egg came first.
Fathers for Justice tone up for their sports day.
You are currently fifth in line. Your wait time is approximately 22 hours...
I'll never understand these Archbishop enthronement rituals.