Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week workers put the finishing touches to an artist's massive rice paper boat. Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Can you build a cage at that end? I've just seen Life of Pi
Italians unveil new warship, defend right to cream filling.
"Hello, Rentokill? We may have a wasps' nest at Olympia..."
3. Bellhouse Hartwell:
The artist regretted going into a Chinese restaurant and ordering rice and ships
It was all going so well until they tested the sprinkler system
"Is that to eat here or tack away?"