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To the Daily Mirror's 3am gossip page for news of what Chris Brown has been up to. It's a bit rude, so the paper has had to redact its report somewhat.
You @!?!@*.. you're @!?!@*@ @%!%
Thanks for that, Chris.
Over to the Daily Express Weather™, which is truly in its element, with flood coverage inside and a front page headline screaming:
ICY BLAST WILL LAST A MONTH
Well, it is winter.
And the Times poses a question for all the polyglots out there:
What's the German for balderdash?
And finally, the Sun has a pop at Joey Barton for speaking in an 'Allo 'Allo accent.
FROG IN YOUR THROAT, JOEY?
Bad boy footie ace Joey Barton showed some Gaul yesterday - speaking in a daft French accent at a press conference
Paper Monitor rather enjoyed it. Particularly the way he accessorised his accent with matching body language - Gallic shrugs and lip-curls. That's attention to detail.