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This week, Dutch "swine whisperer" Kees Scheepens hypnotises a piglet to uncover stress attitude in a pigsty in Germany.
6. SimonRooke wrote:
And this little piggy went Z, Z, Z, all the way home.
"... And there you are, a perfect, sausage roll..."
4. Filboid wrote:
Just humour me - try holding the apple in your mouth.
3. Edmund Crispin wrote:
You are feeling streaky.... You are feeling streaky....
2. CindyAccidentally wrote:
How to cure bacon.
1. BeckySnow wrote:
"Do your wurst! C'mon, I dare you!"