It's the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, Heathrow airport carries out a trial to ensure it can cope with challenges posed by the number of visitors during the Olympic Games.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Andy wrote:
"Hey Dad, Are you SURE this is quicker than the immigration queue?"
"Just get back in your case, son".
5. Filboid wrote:
Ryanair's sudden decision to charge £100 per bag had unforeseen consequences.
4. penny-farthing wrote:
"This isn't so bad. The part we hate is when the stewardess closes the overhead bin."
3. DPNixon wrote:
I asked her to travel light, but she never listens.
2. BeckySnow wrote:
"Could everyone going to the Barbie convention leave their luggage at Point D."
1. Gray Gable wrote:
Hello darling, I'm at the airport now, um, are you sure your Mother's only here for the weekend?