It's the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, baboons put a car to the test at Knowsley Safari Park.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. The Coachman wrote:
I aint going South of the Thames after midnight, mate.
5. Rob Falconer wrote:
You hot-wire it. YOU swallowed the keys.
4. Paris-Amsterdam Yank wrote:
If Richard Hammond is tall enough to reach the pedals, surely you can manage it.
3. Candace9839 wrote:
We've taught them to clean windscreens at the lights, but we have a few minor details to work out.
2. Valerie Ganne wrote:
The lions have got the passengers - we're having the car.
1. midge-de-zarquon wrote:
It may take an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of years to retype the works of Shakespeare, but it only takes six monkeys 10 minutes to get the Vauxhall Astra working.