Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's two gentlemen racing electric toilets at a charity event in Austria.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
A parable for Arnold Schwarzenegger's life
The Fifa ethics committee, pictured here hard at work
4. Chrissy Mouse
The steering's fine, I just hope the wipers work
Terry Gilliam's remake of Ben Hur had lost some of the majesty of the original
Germany's post-2022 energy strategy unveiled
1. Nick Fowler
No I'm Loo-is Hamilton