I would be amazed if he had written it after he had died!
Gary McEwan-Dibbins, Walsall UK
Commence the celebrations at Paper Monitor Towers - PorridgeWatch is back!
Is it time to reinstate Porridge Watch?
Helen, Nelson, New Zealand
First we had "Boy George returns Christ icon to Cyprus church". Now, apparently "Jordan battles to regain 'priceless' Christian relics". I'm waiting for "Lily Allen finds piece of the true cross".
Ross (Tuesday's Letters): If we're (on average) dead at 80, and happiest at 85, perhaps that's just because the grumpy folk who died early no longer bring the average down?
Toby Speight, Scotland