Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it was a nominee for Queen of the Santa Cruz carnival in Tenerife showing off her outfit to the jury.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Pimp my loo roll holder
No, on second thoughts I'll just have the tights
Damn! I've got to go and change, she's wearing the same dress!
Colin Firth proves he isn't the same in every role by taking the lead in the new Liberace biopic
2. Franc Bolero
It was WPC Consuela's first day in the Santa Cruz Plain Clothes Division
Hmm, overdressed? Well you don't go to Elton John's baby's christening every day of the week