Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it was members of the audience before the start of the PPQ show at London Fashion Week, one of which is wearing a rather fetching Latex outifit.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. Simon R wrote:
As you can see I've ballooned in weight
5. Rob Falconer
You'll have to speak up - I'm afraid I suffer from Tintinitus
4. Vicky Shortbread
"And I don't know why you're laughing String Shoe Boy."
First signs of inflation creeping into the fashion sector.
The Devil wears polymer
1. Cairngorm McWomble
Joan Rivers was relieved that it was Fido getting all the attention.