Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's a clown arriving at a church in east London for the 65th annual Joseph Grimaldi memorial service.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Hello, RAC? Yes, ALL of the doors. AND the wheels
Hello, Godot? Where the hell are you?
No, they wanted someone for the CROWN prosecution service
Dom Joly falls on hard times
You're rejecting my application because it wasn't written in Comic Sans?
Just another day in French cinema, I'm afraid