Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
It was Guinness World Records Day on Wednesday and as part of the celebrations this replica of the world's largest shoe was unveiled in Amsterdam. It is equivalent to a UK size 845.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Palaeontologists now believe that Tyrannosaurus Rex may have been more advanced than originally thought
Daddy, is this what Mr Cameron means by the Big Society?
4. Mr Snoozy
It's still a bit tight, do you have it in an 846?
3. Cairngorm McWomble
Following consultations with a Mrs Hubbard of North Wales, the Government launches their latest social housing solution.
It's always the same story at the sales only the big sizes left.
Jamie Cullum had certainly picked up on Sophie's hints for something red and lacy