Wednesday's Quote of the Day
"I have tried to minimise the situation by having sex in the morning - not at night - so the noise was not waking anybody" - Woman spared jail after breaking her Asbo - again - by having noisy romps.
Caroline Cartwright has been banned from "shouting, screaming or vocalisation" while making love with husband, Steve, but says she just can't help herself. In court, she was told she would end up in prison if she broke the anti-social behaviour order again, as her neighbours were "entitled to live peacefully and not be exposed to excessive, irritating and upsetting noise".
More details (Daily Mail)