Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Better than a Westlife CD...
"Michelle, can someone get hold of Lady GaGa and tell her she's left her wig behind?"
Gordon Brown finally got his own back for those DVDs
3. Valerie Ganne
The President decided to call the bush George W.
"Don't inhale... don't inhale...don't inhale...!"
"Three. Three. Three. Three again. Four - no wait, three. Three..."