Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's Sofus the Harbour Seal from the Blue Reef Aquarium in Tynemouth. He's having his gnashers cleaned in preparation for an operation to have one of his front teeth removed because it has broken.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"Well, I just can't see what attracted Heidi Klum to him."
"New novelty glove range proves less popular than anticipated..."
"Is it safe?"
"He's never been the same since David Attenborough did that three minutes to camera next to him."
"Danny's work experience position wasn't quite as fun as the poster made out."