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This week, a French Bulldog peeks out from the stage curtain at a dog fashion show in Taiwan. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"In THESE shoes? I don't think so!"
Siegfried & Roy revamp Vegas show.
"So chuck, you chose contestant number three. He's small but with a true Latin American temprament and I know you'll have a lorra, lorra fun together."
Certain members of the audience were beginning to realise that they had been conned into buying tickets which promised "Doggie Fashion - Live on Stage".
"I won't get out of my basket for anything less than ten thous... ooo, is that a biscuit??"
Spike's Eric Morecambe impression was off to a good start.